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nah that shit is buttered sugar
They don’t have scrambled eggs there?
What now
you know yellow butter with loads of sugar in it
thats not even an american thing
very common stuffing in different pastry
but iqni from 3rd world eu country
Europeans when the food doesn’t have any organs in it
It's just some butter cream
yeah butter cream is the word i was looking for
butter and sugar
put in blender
smear on pastry
But I gotta say, am enjoying this iqni arc of slandering shitty food
@plucky valley please post more American food thingies
until iqni shows an example of non shitty food i will not be taking his opinion seriously
now that's egg
This was originally going to be saved for tmrows post but I’ll make an exception
does look kinda dry
as disgusting as carrotcake smh
Overall it was very good. Not pictured is the avocado on top of the egg
carrotcake is delicious, you have zero taste
Oh actually I guess you can kinda see it
responding to a kekkers take
smh i thought you'd have learned by now
@round field looking good?
Wrong
i'm telling you man
that looks
way more oily than it should tbf
that is not just a normal brioche bun
Thank you
Shit looks like its been left in the sun for 3 weeks
And then deep fried
And when you squeeze it you can fill a whole bottle with oil
you're insufferable
that is a very american plate though
the little flower next to it
to make it look nice as if anyone's eating it
looks like a hotel breakfast from some best western 2-star hotel
it's just sad
the only real food in this picture is the flower
more I look more I'm convinced it's ai

2 strawberries on other sides of the plate
Brits when the food isn’t covered in highlighter green liquid peas
how long do you soak your teabag kekkers
5/10s, not a barbarian
10 SECONDS?!?!?
always been a mushy pea hater so
I may be slow
but not catatonic
how long do you need to make a cup
what do you mean 10 seconds
I MEAN 10 SECONDS
how long do you think it takes to make one cup
better yet, your process
because I'm guaranteed it's just flat wrong
if you need longer
You take a cup
Thanks, means a lot coming from you
put a bag in it
boil water and pour it over the bag
wait 2-5 minutes, take the bag out and throw it away
I'm not born on an island
I can tell
Making tea is not an instinctual/genetic based process
How should I do it
Lipton tells me my bag needs to soak for a minimum of 2 minutes
and a max of 5
How to brew a proper cup of tea -noai
You use milk with your cereal?
goatse?
goatsy

I want to know this tech where you take a teabag that's supposed to brew for 2 minutes minimum
And make that happen in 10 seconds
hopefully you didnt watch that american mother/daughter tea making vid
of microwaving the water
Do you like use plasma to superheat your tea so it extracts in 10 sec
Oh I saw that
Apparently it's normal for Americans to boil water with a microwave
THE WHAT?
kettle broke few months ago so used the hob for a few weeks
¨Now you're just making up words
Mate you can add as many words as you like
Kitchen hob
Dinner hob
Hob isn't a real word
What the fuck is hob
I know about hobgoblins
lmao
no
gas, electric same differnece
idk never used electric
you can boil water ..right
same as a kettle
Yeah I boil water in a kettle over a logfire
like the americans could just boil water
but they probably cant
because american
hence the microwave
I swear nobody uses that word but you
"stove" refers to the entire appliance, while "hob" refers only to the surface used for cooking with burners or elements.

True boiling water is extremely difficult
ya never heard the word hob in my life
That's like inventing a seperate word for the parts of the chair that make contact with your butt just so you can explain to someone in great detail that they shouldn't be sitting down on the chair's legs when you tell them to sit down

it's a colloquial thing, languages evolve and are different regionally
Like if you tell me to put the kettle on the stove, I'm not going to carefully place it exactly in the middle, in between all of the fire pits
Everyone knows what you mean
quite literally doing the american thing of hyper specifying
SIDE WALK
EYE GLASSES
and it's somehow wrong for the hob
Swedes also say eye glasses

what else would u call sidewalk
pavement, duh
lol
Isn't that the same thing? It's paved
yeah, it's called for what it is
That's just as much of a descriptor as a place you walk on that's on the side
two words can mean the same thing, yes
not what you use it for
THATS WHAT SIDEWALK IS
you walk on the side
It's a walkway
on the side
It's not saying you are supposed to walk on the side
It's not side walk
i remember my dad was making soup for dinner once, when i was around like 5-6 years old, and asked me to check if the water was boiling, and I had no clue how so I put two fingers on the stovetop to check if it was warm or not
it's side walkway
that hurt like a mfer
holy shit lmao
Were you born American?
when i was 4 i touched the exaust pipe of my dads truck
well i was 5 years old
the most cooking i had done was eating out of the nutella jar with my finger
burnt the hell outta my hand
to be fair I had this incredible and hard to suppress need to touch glowing hot things when I was young
torch, flashlight
torch is objectively bad
the object flashes light, flashlight
Kekkers I'll torch you
the items are named for what they literally do
Pretty smart no?
and coaches
The word "lorry" likely originated from the 16th-century dialect verb lurry, meaning "to lug or pull about"
what the fuck is a coach even
lorry is older than america smh
old doesn't mean right
The only good thing you people ever did was invent America
plane coach?
i wouldn't even say that's good
a failed experiment
only good thing the british ever did was bully the french
man those people deserved it
born to hate the french
no but american is contextless, 1dimensional
hence the change
They gave us Australia too… surely that’s a bonus point
mmm no
as a penal colony
i prefer the indigenous people dancing and shouting
wait I've got one
not you
yeah inventing the number 1 way to kill the planet
england innit
coal factories as well back in the day holy moly
Ours do that too? They even have their own instrument
but those are natives no
i don't think the english invented natives
i think they invented tools to get rid of or assimilate them
so do you mean the english invented the state of matter that isnt liquid or solid
or you mean the american invented a liquid and called it gas
partly the dutch too
yes
gasoline
Gastank ❌
Liquidtank ✅
I can't tell if KEkkers thinks it's gas and not that gas is short for g asoline
petroltank ❌
Which btw the flammable part of the petrol is the gas that comes off of it
the actual liquid is not
So even in that way you could justify it
Defs the first one

Like you do realise petrol ignites in the cylinders by being mistified(?)
idk if that's the word I'm looking for
I think there's a different word
Like it doesn't ignite in liquid form
can't be it
Are you thinking of vaporise
This makes me very happy
You’re never going to believe what happens to the liquid when it’s heated
It gets hot
Still makes me feel unsafe
not allowed around heavy machinery?
lol
na roundabouts petrify me

cant avoid them
none
9 lane roundabouts here in romania
when you have them like the one in swindon, i understand
lmao
We have some insane roundabouts here
they cut a roundabout in half a decade ago so you could drive through it..thought to myself
So entertaining watching peoples last brain cell try to figure it out
whats the point of a roundabout now
…. the other directions
What if it’s cut in those directions too
I hadn’t thought about that
That would be a kekkers level idea
Surely that is more dangerous overall
If it’s that busy road how is a car not getting trapped in the middle
so they could avoid the roundabout idk
they did this smart thing
called
putting lights on it
cosmetic roundabout

why even bother
British people are so funny I wish they were real
now tbf it was a top 3 painpoint for rush hour
but still
now it just looks like a captains wheel
Presumably comes out to 2 lanes
The one that goes straight through then one for merging for the people that went around
I’ve played enough cities skylines that I am a city planning & traffic management professional
even if I wanted to drive it'd be like 4years to get a test
90% sure the roudnabout had 4, but defo 3
If I lived somewhere that I didn’t have to have a car I wouldn’t drive either
it's worse than I remember, traffic light indicators and all
or this one
ah, parisians
This is like
because the french also cant drive
2000 miles from paris
ok maybe the french can drive
doubt
weirdly never been to france, still dont know how
????? The road through the middle just feeds back into the round about
I never said it didnt
And what’s the point is doing a round about if you’re going to have 5 sets of lights anyways
that shit it braindead lmfao
the roundabouts only existr
becuase of the cut through
was done like 2012
pre 2012 is was just a roudnabout
no lights, no cutthrough
yeah i would just park and start walking at this point
The first time I drove onto this one and I didn't know what was about to happen
It was also 7 years before this screenshot, so it wasn't this sophisticated yet
(it was literally like 8 lanes)
I was on the inner lane and I did like 3 laps before I could get off
i hate driving in Oslo when i go there and the worst that gets is like 2 lanes and 6 exits
no i just come from a city where the most high tech we have are regular traffic light intersections
with 1 lane
HAHA

You'll have a heart attack driving in places like Romania, Italy, Czechia or Croatia
the island i grew up on also don't have lines in the middle of the road
and all the roads are cracked cause they don't get fixed more than once per decade
Old cow trails
we have those yeah
relatable
the logical me would just ignore the lines
and turn right
before the roundabout
idk

I've never had to do that
maybe this is why I dont drive
but people probably do it
you never heard of unidirectional roads
my new car, thoughts?
i saw a deer on the right side of the road once and went "yeah i have the right of way so i shouldn't stop for him"
Plural for deer is deer
idiot cyclists exist also
dear
true
but an idiot cyclist loses to an idiot driver
would cut my 5mile stretch in half almost
Is it a thing to spam regrowth to get oom prepull for 25% proc chance on start?
On start sure, but itll only be like 20s of that
Maybe less
yes its very much a thing
doesnt matter if its short duration because you burst so much that its impactful
Ye spam some regrowths prepull
ye
you can also respec to resto and then respec back
changing specs ooms your mana pool as well
true, thx
Aint nobody playin that shiz...
I’m sure this was asked and answered, but how is balance looking into Midnight? Also if there is no spoilers rule feel free to dm me! Thank you!
looking in what sense
like "is it gonna be meta and strong" or "what changed"
cause the latter you can find in compendium and videos
and the first one its too early to say
Interesting to play? Just switched to it and its not bad
Apologies yea I should have clarified
are u gonna go ask a bunch of people who main the spec if its fun to play
I guess, because if they think the full moon is not fun or something else its kinda important insight I guess
Also happy Thanksgiving to our US folk in here
The design changes are good compared to current moonkin. Whether you find them interesting is a personal choice
Ah that makes sense, I’ll be following guides and videos
Much appreciated the current situation info
I figured it was already asked a bunch of times, I appreciate the patience
it plays similar to live in my opinion other than the eclipse change
another cd to manage during the fight
to go with 3 others l;ol
It truly is just same balance as now just with eclipse being 1 more button
1 extra button is a change gg
It is t really an extra button to be fair since it’s technically elune warrior space lol
Just that you press it more often
One benefit of playing final patch with this no-haste build is that start of expansion stat squish doesnt feel nearly as bad
does tiersets usually work in prepatches i cant remember
They'll work til you're level 81 or someshit
Might be odd with how scaling works
Has happened before where there's really no balance
thats what i miss about the borrowed power expansions
pre-patch you had the insane power they gave you through the whole expansion and whatever new power from the next
imagine the smolder dot after critting a 150m starsurge

which with the prepatch stat squish is probably more like a 50k crit
Nah on beta I've hit 120k crits
as 90 yeah
While leveling
Convoke Frenzy
was some crazy stuff
I remember thinking we'd be able to have 2 Covenants powers at the end of xpac in SL
Wouldve been fun
pulsar + syzygy my beloved
Real
i can see a world where we starfall on st to get more weaver procs
for shooting stars

normally blizzard shut this shit down or
the cringe using aoe spells on ST
thats my memory anyway
demonic timeline
can anyone explain what does the "control of the dream" talent means? that tooltip is so confusing and i cant find any explanations on guides
u can hold the cds for 15 seconds before losing value from not pressing it
u mean like it "banks" up to 15 secs for the next cast?
Only if you haven’t used it
See it as “the first time you use them in a fight they have -15s CD”
Outside of that really there’s way too much math to do and it all depends on encounter anyway
Lol so much math ya ok
I mean it is an extremely dumb talent
The fact that people have to come for clarification proves it
I mean it all depends on encounter, sometimes you don’t want to bank anything and want to always use on CD, other times you are going to mess up and over bank, etc
I mean let’s be fair wtf even needs cd changed
I guess alignment is the one since 1 has to stay as it is for a guideline
Then again having a -15s talent KoTG for trees don’t help the case
-15s for trees, -10s whirling, CotD
Funny enough if we don’t take spring the cds line up lol
Yep that’s the easiest fix
Trees to 30s, then control can be reworked to whatever (make it work with faerie dragons plz)
Then again the tree talents are all kinda forced
yeye
Will always be the case
Blizzard has a vision of what they want the class to be be
Kinda illusion of choice
marginal dps differences outside the cookie cutter
I mean bounteous bloom and durability of nature could be better for at least have a real choice
i mean it lines up fine 30 + 45 = 1:15 + 45 = 2m
The others stop being 2m lol
u can hold the others for 15s
it doesnt matter
also bounteous was good for 2 or 3 fights this expansion
Stix
lol try to guess the others
Bounteous should make trees spawn 1 more tree
eh
1 was i think just week 1 and 2
the other was some funny talent differences people were cooking
Id rather not them be just a stronger dmg buff
If Kotg is supposed to be the Treant hero class
Why do the treants do nothing
outside of giving me a 24% dmg buff
That you spread yourself anyways
Well with dryads now it’s really more a kin to keeper
cuz the fuckers afk on spawn
they do it 6 times tho
I wish their melee attacks put insect swarms lol
On a real note now that they put dryads on the KoTG talents if they do put faerie dragons there it probably could be better and go on theme
It just needs to be part of KoTG
Replace cotd with denizens
Probably will need a small buff
Then change power of the dream to spawn a faerie dragon after using the 3 burst charges instead of just giving one
u have some very uhhh interesting takes
but "needs to be part of kotg"
thats gotta be the dumbest shit
were not warlocks stop spawning shit
I mean it’s literally part of it’s theme
They gave dryads already
It makes more sense for KotG to be like that than it is for ferals to still have moonfire in cat form lol
well moonfire is a druid ability not a moonkin one so
well people are allowed to have opinions
wrong
ok
Well sure, but if we go by theme the dudes in cat form aren’t calling beams from the moon
how do you know that
While being a keeper of the grove literally has ties to the emerald dream and its creatures
ok and moonfire isnt an emerald dream thing
aren't there also feral druid npcs that cast moonfire on you
And moonkins are kinda part of it yes
ok
But yeah if we go by theme it makes sense KotG specifically have faerie dragons lol
Yes it might seem warlock like but it literally makes sense
Hell MM hunters are summoning dark skeleton archers as dark rangers for god sakes
u saying the skelly archers arent "marksmen"?
ive seen some skelly archers in my day... and they hit shots
They are doing it because the dark ranger thing is that theme
It’s literally wc3 dark ranger hero lol (sylvanas like)
It’s great theme wise
And makes sense
KotG turning into a hero talent that gives you dryads and faerie dragons coupled with ur trees is right there on brand
Same way it’s insane elunes grace (the talent that is just -3s cd on charge from EC) isn’t a shield lol
The whole Warcraft story all elune grace has done is “protect”
We already have the faerie dragons in our talent tree they just would go better on KotG

My starfall was bugged in priory and pulled stuff out of combat? It was resil so we ran in back and it happened again. I checked the logs and I indeed took aggro first from that extra pack... wtf? That's never happened before. I 100% didn't hit them with anything else
went in on normal and can't recreate it (admittedly after I restarted the game)
so weird...
yeah that's what I thought and have always experienced
the bugs that have existed has always been with mobs that are in combat with something, 2 npcs fighting each other for example
post the log
in both of them it looks like I pulled aggro first, but I'm not enough at reading logs to know what hit them. We went left at the start and both times I pulled the like middle pack at the back of the first room
well thats not the only way of doing it
I just went to the threat tab
u can go look at events of the mob
threat tab is kinda stinky
the evoker 100% knew
it just assumes who has threat, there's no proper log info for it
goooooooootcha
i felt like I was goin crazy so i appreciate yall
people assume boomkin does it cuz of legion and bfa problems
we had some bugs but most of the time its from other people
@royal zenith we get talismans as weapons
Like 2h totempoles or some shit that allow you to shapeshift
ur so right

Totempoles what
I need to watch the trailer
hi! what trinkets are the best for m+?
Read the pin
pin doesnt say what trinkets are best for m+
ackshuallllyyyy
Parapodia, antenna, sacbrood, lily
where
in that order?
nowhere

I just wanted to reply and be annoying towards you
i hate u
Mhm, maybe
thats not the question
he asked what the best trinkets for m+ are
not
"what m+ trinket do i dinar"
kindly stfu

okey, gearing my druid for midnight, what trinkets should I use with dinar? xD
midnight trinkets
ah good
Stupid question. How we will be able to see how many astral power Balanced druid have in Midnight without AddOns ?
Personal resource display or under your unitframe
Ah ye im not sure you can see numbers without addons
New 2h weap that gives you access to all shapeshift spells but the weapon also specialises in a specific form
you install addons
So how we know when i have enought Astrala power for any given spell without numbers....
No addson in midnight....
What is this no number problem
Its not a thing
Am I capping?
You just enable all the blizzeakaura things and then enlarge the resource bar
Wrong?
Alternatively install dominos
Ok maybe things has changed since been in Mighnight beta
And guys I just asked nicely as old Granny, sorry if I made you feel like I am idiot and should not ask these things 🙁
Youre fine
dont think there was any ill intent in our replies
Just dont talk to arctic and sakura
sakura has been banned for years...
Idk ur sakura
idk if that's what you mean but in default UI. You can enable numeric text option in interface, to either percentage or absolute value or both and it shows a number on your player unitframe. I havent tried it for the personal resource display
Ahh ok. Ty. I have to look at that.
My problem is that excample Starsurge needs 36 astral power. If i do not have numbers so how i know if i have enought AP to cast it .
Or starfall 45 AP
yes, that's valid
There will be a way to display it, it already is doable on beta so no reason for it to not be there on release
addons will save wow midnight
I have been in beta and could not make to see it . Can you tell me how to make it show please
wait u guys dont just randomly eyeball ur AP?
Get an addon that does it, its not part of default ui atm
/cast starsurge / cast wrath macro
if i dont have enough for surge it will just wrath instead
its genious
I have add on for it now, question is about Midnight. But never mind, we will see when we are closer to release date, I hope
hope they remove addons aswell
Then were doomd

So true. Think how much time we will spend to cast spells and do not have enough AP for them....it will be nightmare
Ye but it wont happen tbf, they are not planning on removing addons
Im a lot more worried about their terrible pruning decisions tbh, but thats mostly class specific
"Blizzard is not removing all addons, but many popular addons that rely on real-time combat data will be broken or severely restricted in the upcoming Midnight expansion, particularly in dungeons and raids. This includes core combat addons like BigWigs and Deadly Boss Mods (DBM), as well as addons that rely on reading the combat log, such as many WeakAuras, Loot Council, and other raid-supplementary addons. Blizzard will be implementing its own built-in UI features to replace some of the functionality these addons provided. "
Ye
Thanks granny
A lot of addons will not work anymore
But some of the functionality is gonna be there, people already made addons for beta that customize ui or nameplates
Yes I am using nameplates to show Ap bar BUT it still not show numbers, at least not 2 weeks ago. i need to look at it now.
This is how Ap bar is now in Midnight beta . It is that middle bar....so how can anybody can tell how much is in there ? Enought for Starsurge ?
i think u can enable numbers for all of that
or well last time i used that function was mop or some shit
assume its still in
U get an addon that does that
https://www.twitch.tv/zorthas as you can see here
Addon for energy and combo points
In game menu no addons
Did you add any?
have you been in Beta ?
Could you please then show how to make AP bar in Beta please. I am sure everybody here would be very pleased for that information
No
No ?
Dl dominos
Not much setup other than turning it on and scaling it to preference
Yep
Well was able to do it without Dominos 🙂
What did you use
how can i sim my druid balance in aoe or +M? raid bots says that dungeon slice is not supported
no one can help me?
1t5min for both
Read the FAQ part of Compendium
It's answered in there
Compendium in pins
yes
thx dude
Wish @lofty depot were here for this
If only earth were flat so wed be on the same timezone as our NA homies
🤝
Time is a man made concept

Seems really hard sometimes (1 hour plus) to get invited to a 10+ even after timing some higher ones. I guess it's my ilevel and over all IO, but oh well will keep working on it as I love balance now. Usually do decent dps and low avoidable damage.
Getting invited is always hard
If you wanna just play the game always make your own groups
you're just in competition with 20 others with more ilvl more io more bosskills better specs better fit in comp
Yeah but these guys are noobers...
This must be why I always get invited
You get 20 signups to a +10 week 20 of the tier?
Privileged..
Gg, I got coerced to a Gambit 3 weeks ago..
Doing keys after turbo boost should be bannable
doing keys should be bannable
Thats when i do keys to upgrade my gear tho
surely you had enough after exchanging the lesser crests you accumulated all season!

Do 12s
An hour seems crazy
My expansion wide average is like 10 minutes
Idk why its calling me a fatte
Im surprised I still did keys in november
Americans would say April 11th
dis wrong
All my homies hate voidman dh
clear your notifications you psycho
THEY NEVER STOP
I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
Since about a year or so ive been getting bombarded
@drifting nova i made a cuppa in 10 seconds
Im sipping on hot water
Lovely
absolutely giga psychos saying it takes 2-5mins
Brother I did 10 sec
this is why you get your 10s and quit
Hot water with a flavor
I said hot water
Dude the water was still transparent
The tea didnt even effuse
Thats what you think
Not a single source on the internet exists that says tea bagging for 10 seconds
Not one
They all say 1-7 min, with a minute only for like white teas
ok but everyone lies on the internet
Otherwise 2,3-5
You are the only person on the planet that teabags for only 10 sec
the only people that write articles and make videos about tea
are the unemployed
and have the time to wait
at a football game
Did you win?
The person who wrote step 6 has no idea how to Englando
were currently in it dawg
That might be the worst sentence ive read all year
it just started
Oh shit gl
my phone died lol
Step 10 is for ppl like u?
Cancer?
I only heat my water 10 seconds anyway
seafood boil, quite common in the south
south africa?
you do realize that english tea is not the same as some kinda herbal tea or whatever?
or are you making black tea
@pseudo merlin did you unfuck your tea yet
apparantly its black tea but I dont trust it
Right kind of having fun to get into groups when I do so. I like playing just kind of sad that even if you qualify based on gear, IO, ability or whatever to actually do something but then almost never get an invite unless you do your own key.
yeah, towards my last 2 10 keys that I only really needed 1 for portal
trying to get that speciifc key took days
made me realise why bother
never did get hoa
or the strength trinket
knew itd be an uphill battle when my last hoa key was ..ages ago
and was comparitively bad
but at the time not so
and there is no distinction between you doing the key this week or 6weeks ago
I guess except I am only 712 ilevel on my druid cuz I just started gearing him 2 weeks ago and people have a lot of higher io/ileveled dps to choose from :). KInd of luck of the draw. Having said that so far in all my 10/11s I have never been the issue as to why they failed but helped with the successful ones. (Although, there was one triggereed survival hunter that would be to differ haha.)
funny how my first 8 was hoa, then never got into a key higher
as I just stopped looking for them for weeks
then when I did near the end, couldnt get into 9s or 10s
even with multiple other +3 10s

and never managed to get that key myself
over the almost 2months
No bites for hours then I get one, success +2, then another 2 hours, fail cuz the tank didnt know how to navigate dawnbreaker, rinse and repeat 🙂 haha
Did you ever complete them 12 or 13s yet
only 1, the only 1 I tried
(and got carried in)
even if I tried to grief the key

Progress. At least you finally got one done since I last visited here
noticed early on the healer was like 500ilvl
died way too much
but the 2dps/tanks were giga geared
ended up just afking
they timed it
Tis a bruh moment
never got my split
Surely you'd be fine by now isnt ilevel near 730 or whatever. Surely you can just the carried in 13s
I havwnt touched wow since a week before turbo tbh
seeing as my last key was..almost 2months ago
I have no intention to resub
deadpatch
This is the tea I have
Dog for size comparison
black tea = no milk
black tea tastes like matcha
what are you even talking about
it's nothing alike
What a good doggo 😍
i genuinely think your tongue is fucked
sure but they taste nothing alike
Yes
no wonder your tea is fucked

Why would you put milk in tea
shh americant make tea
Milk tea is an asian thing
boba is often called "milk tea" but it is a bit different
Ye cuz no sane person calls milk with tea milk tea
Milk does do a decent job masking the bitterness of a strong cup tho
🙈
what else do you call it
tea milk?
like the tea equiavlent of spices
afraid to add a spice to tea

obviously he cant add milk
if its lemon tea
so adamant yet so wrong




