Elden Ring

[timid acorn]

Topic related to all things Elden Ring or Fromsoftware.

Decided to make a topic for it since we do have a few ER players around

Share your moments/builds/advice/problems whatever around here

[lofty vessel]

WARRIOR 🗣️ 🔥

[timid acorn]

AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL KNOWING

[jolly pilot]

ER

one dayi'll get it surely

[timid acorn]

The game is amazing

[jolly pilot]

i heard so

fearing the vfx tho

and a bit the diff but apparently it's nice

vs a souls

[timid acorn]

The DLC has bright vfx, just as a warning

And the final boss is notorious for flashbanging the player

[jolly pilot]

(i have dark souls 2, hoped to strem it, abandonned the idea, i'm at the very beginning, first souls game

oh

x)))

[halcyon harness]

Honestly, I have considered making a similar forum just for games since there are plenty of games some of us happen to play by now so#other-games sometimes gets a bit messy

[lofty vessel]

*today I shall try a dex/fth build *
looks at fth weapons
mostly str/fth

[timid acorn]

be a chad

play with sharp uchigatana and lightning blade/vyke dragonbolt with 60 fth

[lofty vessel]

oh yeah, forgor Vyke was a dragon incantation fan

until the

y' know

[timid acorn]

he became a filthy madness user

and his weapon to this day griefs pvp by just existing

[lofty vessel]

[timid acorn]

nice roll bro

but why you mad

[lofty vessel]

JUMP JUMP JUMP

GET MADDENED GET MADDENED GET MADDENED GET MADDENED

does look cool though

[timid acorn]

do the thing dual vyke's user

crouch poke

generic STR build let's go

g a m i n g

switched out from perfume build because it became unfun

either the bottle doesn't do damage or deals 14000 per cast

no middle only extremes

[lofty vessel]

damn shame, 'cause the perfume bottles look cool

[timid acorn]

they're stupidly strong

and that's why they're unfun to play for me

[high magnet]

I am playing quality build with Cold Zweihander. Don't have any magic or great talismans yet

[timid acorn]

there's a boss that stood in the water

normally that guy would take some time to kill, perfume is just haha lightning perfume 2 casts dead

40000 damage in 2 casts of the ash of war

[high magnet]

And i am using Lion's Claw as my Ash

feels great

[timid acorn]

it's a really good ash of war/weapon art

or giant hunt

[high magnet]

Although i am also leveling Nighrider Glaive at the moment and Loretta's Slash is such a cool one too

but the Zweihander just feels so perfect to me, so i can't really use another weapon

[timid acorn]

Thanks Miyazaki you memer for making those guys friendly

After you spend the entire base game killing them and you're used to attacking them on sight by now

[high magnet]

Radahn first try (no summons), we are so gaming

[timid acorn]

[high magnet]

and more importantly my simping for Ranni is progressing

[lofty vessel]

lmao, brother got spoiled on the DLC final boss name while doomscrolling

bro thought it would be ||Godwyn in some form||

[timid acorn]

nobody expected that to be the final boss

I think this is the highest skadootree blessing achievable without entering remembrance boss areas

Technically I did beat 1 boss in a remembrance area but w.e

don't mind my PC going up in flames either

[high magnet]

CPU is a bit hot for that usage i'd say but nothing serious at all

[high magnet]

Morgott fight was rough but also amazing

[next jungle]

I wanna see this is another Fromsoft game

[lofty vessel]

@neat drift get your ass in here

[neat drift]

Eldening my ring till i shatter

[lofty vessel]

she shadow on my of til I erdtree

[neat drift]

im gonna fight something big next and i feel like i wont like that boss

like the previous one, or the one before that

or before those

or...

[timid acorn]

if I die in the DLC with skadootree blessing lvl 16 now I'll level one AK op every time I do so

[high magnet]

Dumfuc Fire Giant

[lofty vessel]

Dumfuc furnace golem

[timid acorn]

dumfuc dragon

and people have the audacity to say this is better than midir

visual barf everywhere

[lofty vessel]

at least you can pelt the dragons with Gransax

[timid acorn]

gransax takes a decade to wind up for 10000 damage

[lofty vessel]

cool as fuck though

[timid acorn]

ofc

have you seen the REAL bolt of gransax?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ5wdllEVWY

[neat drift]

Malenia is hard, but not fun

[lofty vessel]

💀

[neat drift]

[lofty vessel]

ya get to phase 2 yet?

[neat drift]

no

[lofty vessel]

[neat drift]

but i dont even want to fight her anymore

she is just hard, not fun

i liked fire giant more than this

[lofty vessel]

phase 1's mostly fine

except for Waterfowl Dance

[timid acorn]

there are 2 phases of learning malenia

phase 1: waterfowl dance is bullshit

phase 2: the quick slap is bullshit

[neat drift]

im having less and less trouble with the dance

[lofty vessel]

quick slap?

the dash lunge thing?

[neat drift]

sometimes she gets staggered, sometimes she doesnt

[timid acorn]

nah the quick slap she can do out of neutral

[neat drift]

and she instantly does grab attacks

[timid acorn]

quick slap is bullshit because its a true combo after she stagger cancels

you get hit and there's no counterplay to it

[lofty vessel]

lunge being so fast it disengages lock on

[timid acorn]

the boss has a stupid learning curve

but it feels very rewarding once you learn her gimmicks

eg. don't input any offensive moves during her kick or she will follow up with 2 frame sword uppercut

instead wait n punish with charge heavy after

[lofty vessel]

is the quick slap the rapid sword swivelling combo?

[neat drift]

what is that place and can i go there?

[lofty vessel]

you can in fact go there

[neat drift]

[timid acorn]

final dlc boss making me lose braincells

little pillars of light having hitstun and pushback

hit by the attack > pushback into pillars of light > pillars of light stun you until the second attack connects > true combo'd until dead

anyway

[neat drift]

18 inches of Messmer

[timid acorn]

can't c

[high magnet]

The only two bosses i have found and can fight right now are Rykard and Fire Giant

and i hate both of them

[lofty vessel]

ya using the snake hunter sword for Rykard?

[high magnet]

Yes

But i just can't see shit in his second phase

[neat drift]

Just stand behind him, hit and pray

worked for me

[timid acorn]

here's a trick for rykard

use shunter WA when he tries to do the 💀 summoning

assuming you haven't used it recently, it is a guaranteed stagger

[neat drift]

will you join me Erudax?

[timid acorn]

yes

[high magnet]

Fire Giant i just suck at

haven't even reached his second Phase yet

and i hate that i can barely see his attacks

[lofty vessel]

why does the sunflower ||have three phases||

[neat drift]

such a fun boss

[neat drift]

Im almost an elden lord

[high magnet]

He still summons them though if i stagger him during the channeling

unless i get the timing wrong

[high magnet]

The strat was just to stunlock him with the weapon art

[high magnet]

Bed of Chaos > Fire Giant

[high magnet]

I can't beat him

I should just deinstall the game, like i am so terrible at it

[timid acorn]

you CAN beat him

don't give up

[high magnet]

I feel unable to

Second phase is just too much

i hate it

I nearly killed him earlier, like i needed two more hits

and then some fucked up hitbox onehit me

[timid acorn]

no giving up

you were that close

every souls games has its dog and god bosses

fire giant happens to be a dog

[bitter mantle]

@timid acorn

Half an hour and are you ready to see me become Elden Lord?

[timid acorn]

yeah

[bitter mantle]

[timid acorn]

the meme is unironically true

I LOVE 20 FPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT

the strongest attack in the game without any counter

which is directly attacking my GPU

[neat drift]

[timid acorn]

I love mods

[neat drift]

what da bear doing?

[timid acorn]

my bidding

[lofty vessel]

bear communion

[timid acorn]

imma get to the final boss with a turbo garbage build

i can't beat you

but he can

points at the rabid runebear

[neat drift]

https://youtu.be/jz5HMQKOk7Q?si=4OV053YF4Bg0A2Sj

[lofty vessel]

Igon

the greatest hater ||to ever die||

[timid acorn]

||CURSE YOU BAYLE! 🐲 I hereby vow! 💯 You will rue this day! ☀️ Behold, a true drake warrior! 🤺 And I, Igon! 👨‍🦱 Your fear made flesh! 🥶 Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon… 💩 But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! 🎯 With a hail of harpoons! 🏹 With every last drop of my being!||

[lofty vessel]

that whole fight is just

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-sukuna-peak-fiction-absolute-cinema-gif-8477083568112127482

[high magnet]

Beat Maliketh

...now stuck on Godfrey

[timid acorn]

almost there chief

soon you'll be the elden lord

[timid acorn]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Glh3wAqfY||

We have in fact, peaked

And it is impossible to go higher than this

[high magnet]

I don't care about that, i just need to make Ranni happy

[timid acorn]

RANNI SIMPING!?

do you at least have a INT build

[high magnet]

No

[timid acorn]

won't be able to use the reward from all the simping

[high magnet]

I only need passion for simping, no intelligence

I don't need material rewards

[lofty vessel]

THE PASSION

THE PASSION

IS MORE THAN I CAN WITHSTAND

[lofty vessel]

but

but

marriage sword

[high magnet]

I got the Moonlight Greatsword or however it is called

[timid acorn]

its quite a strong wpn

anyway

did you beat godfrey?

and more importantly

have you met HER?

[high magnet]

Haven't even played Elden Ring

in a while

Some of my friends forbid me to play it for a while because i am too harsh to myself and they were worried

They will probably make me use the Mimic tear

[timid acorn]

mine usually tell me that I can beat whatever i'm fighting

unless i'm schizo-ing they'll always encourage

[high magnet]

They also encourage me

But they were genuinely worried that i harm myself that one day

(Mostly emotional)

I really wanted to beat Malenia but maybe i shouldn't try

Also need to change my build i guess. Or level more

RL111 right now

[timid acorn]

should be okay?

Maybe a little underleveled

By Godfrey should be around 120 tbh

did you do the dragonlord in azula?

[high magnet]

I switched my Zweihänder to Keen and respeced because Quality scaling just kinda sucks honestly

[high magnet]

Where is Azula?

[timid acorn]

farum azula

where malikek and the godskin duo were

[high magnet]

oh

no, i didn't

i barely found anything in that place and just wanted to leave

also need to get the damage reduction talisman from there still

[timid acorn]

its worth exploring

there's also commander niall in mountaintops

borealis and the dedbirb

[lofty vessel]

Niall

[bitter mantle]

Malenia, blade of miquela

[bitter mantle]

https://vxtwitter.com/PraiseTheFrom/status/1811764164420849758?t=VjFu2h3U3Prf2lOcIuBGJg&s=19

[bitter mantle]

https://vxtwitter.com/PraiseTheFrom/status/1812838198873104678?t=DM72PiDESpOovXXM_qC0vQ&s=19

https://vxtwitter.com/Keith_Garces/status/1812971356759466358?t=29W1IdEyVJFwchrwQf_r_A&s=19

[timid acorn]

gonna try out the smithscript daggers again

the newest update buffed their dmg

[jolly pilot]

what is this, a weapon?

[timid acorn]

from 150 dmg per hit to 250

yeah

its a paired dagger with a unique moveset

you throw the knives with light/heavy attacks

it comes at a price though

hilariously bad dmg per hit, inexistent poise dmg and bad range

[jolly pilot]

wait so, they look funny and cool but are bad

[timid acorn]

yeah

[jolly pilot]

so it's a challenge to use them i guess

[neat drift]

you should prepare for our collab Erudax

[timid acorn]

omw to prepare

don't think the smithscript daggers are that bad though

[neat drift]

but when tho?

[timid acorn]

in retrospect you can punish some attacks you can't otherwise

[neat drift]

tonight? tomorrow?

[timid acorn]

tonight

[neat drift]

i need to prepare

[timid acorn]

and the damage dealt by thrown knives is thrust, so its easy to get counter damage

problem arises from your counters dealing 300 dmg at best

meanwhile chad weapons like godslayer can do 7000-10000 dmg per opening

[neat drift]

what

[timid acorn]

what

[neat drift]

thats a lot

[timid acorn]

godslayer greatsword weapon art is the highest damage weapon skill in the game

[neat drift]

I never tried it

[timid acorn]

but the second swing takes a million years to come out, good luck landing it

[neat drift]

I remember getting it in the basement of the radahn tower

[timid acorn]

eochaid's dancing blade deals ridiculous dmg too

[neat drift]

dlc weapon?

[timid acorn]

base game weapon

both are

[neat drift]

where can i find those?

[timid acorn]

sorry its marais executioner sword

[neat drift]

ah

i have that

[timid acorn]

you get it from shaded castle

[neat drift]

yeah

that guy

in caelid

[timid acorn]

i love fighting that guy

[neat drift]

I will let you 1v1 them when we play then

[timid acorn]

let me solo him

[neat drift]

quick question

how hard are spells to hit without lock on?

[timid acorn]

its a projectile

what do you think

[neat drift]

Guess i'll have to practice

[timid acorn]

chat is it normal to think ||Romina|| is beautiful

not in a horny way

i'm just amazed at the design

[lofty vessel]

I can see it

Najka reference??????

[timid acorn]

every souls game must have bug waifu

she's a mix of najka from DS2 and date shigezane from nioh in design

[high magnet]

Chat

[lofty vessel]

3?

[high magnet]

why is the blue doll hot

[lofty vessel]

ya cook, Kitsu?

oh

[timid acorn]

obligatory fuck date shigezane

[lofty vessel]

can we have the Old Ivory King back

DS3 bug woman... DS3 bug woman...

[timid acorn]

in theory aldrich could be a bug

[lofty vessel]

[high magnet]

Now that i think about it

I think DS3 has less female bosses than most other soulslikes

maybe that's the reason why it is so good

[timid acorn]

Its only Friede and Dancer

DS1 has Priscilla, Quelaag and Bed of Chaos?

[lofty vessel]

ah yes, my favourite bug

co sm i c s l u gde

I hat emy internet

[cinder flint]

Active chat omg

[timid acorn]

DS2 has 8 female bosses

[lofty vessel]

note to self: women make games worse

/j

[high magnet]

Aldrich? Not quite sure though

[lofty vessel]

[cinder flint]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048393588385529939/1220759152108765206/globe.gif

[lofty vessel]

is Gwyndolin femboy or trans

[timid acorn]

femboy

[high magnet]

we don't open that topic

Gwyndolin discussions always escalate lol

[lofty vessel]

[timid acorn]

bloodborne has 5 female bosses

[high magnet]

Crystal Sage is female too, i am pretty sure

[lofty vessel]

do we count Crystal Sage as one or 5

[high magnet]

yes

[timid acorn]

there's 2 crystal sages in the game

one in the swamp another in uhh lothric archives

[high magnet]

Yeah but the other is just there to annoy you and not a boss

Are any of the Deacons of the Deep women?

[timid acorn]

nope

all men

normal build and fat build

[high magnet]

based

[neat drift]

Rom, Lady Maria, Vicar Amelia

[timid acorn]

ebrietas

[neat drift]

Amygdala?

ah

the peaceful thingy

[timid acorn]

witch of hemwick

[neat drift]

witches!

[timid acorn]

ebrietas peaceful

man she sure looked peaceful when she ran me over with charge at melee range

[neat drift]

i mean you went there first

https://vxtwitter.com/PraiseTheFrom/status/1814002635479175325?t=EJ6cX6XXX1qMcjsBxgQb4A&s=19

[timid acorn]

bro what

it takes 6 casts of impenetrable thorns to kill the final DLC boss

on the h i g h e s t d i f f i c u l t y

and people say thorns is washed up smh

[high magnet]

module really fixed him

[bitter mantle]

https://vxtwitter.com/PraiseTheFrom/status/1814636330854371776?t=-WMe18QrYY-RNoju83w_sA&s=19

[high magnet]

Elden Beast is not happening

I don't get why they keep making huge bosses that never work because of the camera

[high magnet]

Such a trash fucking boss

[timid acorn]

I don't think there are people who defend Elden Beast

Its giga garbage

[high magnet]

Yeah. I have Radagon mostly done at this point but he can still kill me. So most of my tries don't even get to Elden Beast

and then i reach Elden Beast and get killed by some random attack that i can't see

[cinder flint]

[high magnet]

The simping has prevailed

[timid acorn]

Now you're prepared for the DLC and Malenia

[high magnet]

I don't own the DLC yet

And as much as i love Zweihander i don't know if it is enough for Malenia

[timid acorn]

Ultra greatswords or colossals as they're called in ER are enough tbh

You need to be more careful with the punishes though

[high magnet]

And maybe get it to +25 instead of +23

[timid acorn]

Basically you give up less reactive play for bigger punishes with charge attacks

In Malenia's case

[high magnet]

They seem to do very good poise dmg

[timid acorn]

BIG poise damage

Zweihander's charged attack is also a thrust so that's bonus points

[high magnet]

Yes, that why it is the best

Way better charge attack than the others

also good range and speed

[timid acorn]

There's another weapon that's better than the Zweihander and its not even close

The Fire Knight Greatsword

Imagine if you had the thrust charge attack

But also your normal attacks were also faster because they use the Godslayer Greatsword moveset

Miyazaki powercrept the Zweihander

[high magnet]

DLC Weapon so not real

[high magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ranni-ranni-elden-ring-ranni-the-witch-shall-we-gif-25332678

[timid acorn]

They did the math

https://old.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/v25297/i_did_some_math_on_malenias_waterfowl_dance/

[neat drift]

Im getting good

Phase 1 Malenia is beaten consistently

[timid acorn]

now beat her without taking a hit

melee only

no summons

and you must punish every waterfowl with a charge attack

[neat drift]

phase 2 is beautiful but painful

my god, Oleg is so good

when she flies up and sends ghost out is not good

[timid acorn]

the valkyrie attack is cool but pain to deal with

there's a weird interaction

she can queue the attack from the scarlet aeonia

and when you get up in her face after the aeonia ends

you die instantly to the hitbox of the valkyrie summons

[neat drift]

GRAHHHHHH

i might have cheated a little with the weapons

i just wanted something faster

[timid acorn]

wait

did you use

bleed AND frost

[neat drift]

that looked good

i was thinking about poison and holy too

Do you like my hp btw?

and Oleg in the background

[neat drift]

why the lappdumb?

[timid acorn]

its lapp phone

[neat drift]

lappdumb phone

actually, im kinda proud of myself, i almost no hit the first phase

wanna go to vc btw?

@lofty vessel

[neat drift]

Maliketh is still the best fight

[lofty vessel]

are ya winning, son?

[neat drift]

i have already won

[lofty vessel]

[neat drift]

i should do a new playthrough with lock on now

[timid acorn]

@neat drift

https://vxtwitter.com/Talz_ruwa72/status/1806969456629006428

[neat drift]

hi

[timid acorn]

The same guy

[neat drift]

thats cool

[timid acorn]

speeaaaaaaaaaaking of

time to finish another playthrough

i've decided that if the final boss does the cross-slash 3 times in a single fight, i am legally allowed to summon

its only fair

[neat drift]

Will you use Oleg?

[timid acorn]

me: waterfowl is bullshit but at least you can consistently learn the timing for melee range dodge
miyazaki: silence bozo, cross-slash attack

the rock guy

takes massively reduced dmg from anywhere but the back

one of the better spirit ashes tbh

[neat drift]

thats the golem

[timid acorn]

i shoulda get the mod that adds a lot of spirit ashes for the memes

and summon mohg

||let's get you back your body king 👑 you defeated the allegations ||

[neat drift]

mohging around

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/_Rashuu_/status/1819428575428464780/

Sad and tired fox (@_Rashuu_) on X

Messmer when you enter his chamber
#EldenRing

Twitter · Aug 2, 2024, 5:42 PM

[lofty vessel]

shut up, Tarnished

MESSMER'S ORB

[neat drift]

Mongrel Intruder

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/Max58Art/status/1815493198849945994

Max58 (@Max58Art) on X

Death Knight

#ELDENRING

Twitter · Jul 22, 2024, 9:04 PM

Bro souls artists are a different breed entirely

🧎‍♂️

[lofty vessel]

GRAAAAHH I LOVE DEATH KNIGHTS

shame the armour set lacks the cape

[timid acorn]

It would've been peak

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/berserksouls/status/1819683322210947104/

berserksouls (@berserksouls) on X

great choices

Twitter · Aug 3, 2024, 10:34 AM

real

[neat drift]

unrelatable

[timid acorn]

you should buy the DLC NOW

⛈️

[neat drift]

do you see the problem there?

[timid acorn]

impenetrable thorns nerf doesn't seem that bad?

damage went from ~7500 to ~6200 or so

6200 dmg for that cast time is still ridiculous

[neat drift]

https://youtu.be/myjgv1voWm4?si=C9gNRijYVHHsiBMW

[neat drift]

https://youtu.be/S_b8qyz_GM0?si=z-JQc0C_fsIOZxxN @timid acorn look at this

[timid acorn]

yeah

absolute state of non-TA runs

[neat drift]

i dont know what that means

[timid acorn]

MH runs are split in two

TA wiki rules and freestyle

[neat drift]

ah

rules

[timid acorn]

https://mhw.wiki-db.com/howtosolota_en

[high magnet]

Tool assisted but without the speedrun

[timid acorn]

That is the ruleset

Freestyle is whatever

To explain what's going on in the video

There's a fun interaction between the snowman, felyne's Meowcanno and barrel bombs

[neat drift]

huh

btw, we should watch the conjuration someday

it got recommended to me

[timid acorn]

If your cat uses the meowcanno within the hitbox of the snowman it deals bonus dmg for some reason as it hits 2 targets

[jolly pilot]

meowcano

[timid acorn]

you lower the frame rate to gain extra ticks of damage

sorry no, graphics

higher the framerate the better

[high magnet]

Funny

In Destiny you get killed for having more FPS

[timid acorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RIqwC49yo

idk what's wrong with MH games and fps

me in MHrise playing pierce bowgun with everything on potato so my bullets gain more ticks of damage

[timid acorn]

alright boys (and girls)

what build do I play in ER

time for new playthrough

[neat drift]

consumable only

[timid acorn]

sure!

it shouldn't be hard

[neat drift]

no consumable that buffs you

[timid acorn]

its doable too

that means I can't use bloodboil aromatic, exalted flesh or golden vow consumable

[neat drift]

while fat rolling

[timid acorn]

ironjar aromatic

-50% dmg taken and hyper armor

[neat drift]

hmm

be blindfolded too

[timid acorn]

wait

consumables only on leda and her goons is gonna be insanely cancerous

[neat drift]

dlc too

good luck

[timid acorn]

ofc dlc too

we're ballin'

[neat drift]

🫡

[timid acorn]

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/ofuton_ypa/status/1822205231175749818/

hachita🐝お仕事募集中 (@ofuton_ypa) on X

メスメル

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 9:35 AM

[lofty vessel]

I made a Mess-mer in my pants

[timid acorn]

....

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/nightmareSyrup/status/1822310265456558139/

NightmareSyrup (@nightmareSyrup) on X

Righteous Tarnished, it appears you require a little dessert. Now my blade, watch closely.

Yes, he shares it with you, the Tarnished.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 4:33 PM

[neat drift]

https://youtu.be/QrSKxNHCliA?si=XaFjpDkIXOc1OtkM

[bitter mantle]

She offers you an Accord

[neat drift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/C_1th9ZKqgA?si=J9Br-yqczw2yBZni

[timid acorn]

https://vxtwitter.com/graffitiGW/status/1823373358442164535

🧎‍♂️

[lofty vessel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1evrq3o/guess_i_fucked_up/

[timid acorn]

the miquellester

[timid acorn]

why yes I am taking the DLC seriously, how did you know

(everything 2-shots me )

this might be my 2nd favorite meme fashion set right after fat albinauric

[timid acorn]

can anyone explain why sword lance is a hilarious powercreep

godskin stitcher? 641 AR on 20/80
dragonking cragblade? 744 AR on 20/80 (split lightning damage)
sword lance? 788 AR on 66/15

🗿

[jolly pilot]

just seen the building of "mage academy" from a vid

it looks pretty cool

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/Miss_Chalice/status/1825929028743647451/

Chalice 💧 (@Miss_Chalice) on X

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 4:12 PM

[bitter mantle]

Because its a sword and a lance, 2 whole weapons in one

[timid acorn]

Shen

Its 788 AR

IT HITS HARDER THAN A LANCE

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/elyelgow/status/1825567764762997195/

Elyel ᴳᵒʷ 🎮 (@elyelgow) on X

Elden Ring

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 4:17 PM

[timid acorn]

o.O

I actually got 0 cross slashes in radahn fight

Who'd have thought that the difficulty of the fight is dictated by a undodgeable attack

Well, undodgeable save for a specific angle

Waterfowl 2.0

[timid acorn]

time for ranni simp gaming

does it beat hephlen's steeple in damage

it doesn't wtf

[high magnet]

Mommy Ranni

[timid acorn]

maybe I suck with the weapon

but it's kinda bad

[timid acorn]

fromsoft buffed euporia and it now deals ~10000+ damage

and the weapon art didn't even finish

granted no boss will ever let you channel that off

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/y8trys/status/1828065116069449731/

Crucible Knight Ordovis (@y8trys) on X

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 1:41 PM

[bitter mantle]

https://vxtwitter.com/Mad_slacker/status/1828256637204799827?t=ieaTjzKWzkhYW8ll5NyXUQ&s=19

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/AlhinRow/status/1830667291878662565/

Alhin Row (@AlhinRow) on X

Bayle the dread and Man too angry to die

#ELDENRING #39ERDTREE

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 6:01 PM

CURSE YOU BAYLE (he input read me again)

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/dovahcaine/status/1831230652408377477/

dove 🐤 tarnished zine! (@dovahcaine) on X

twt kinda destroyed the quality and i’m mad about it

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 7:19 AM

I find Leda very funny

She was charmed by Miquella but it turned out to be a positive thing, because her fanaticism and paranoia are so bad she would end up killing his servants too

[lofty vessel]

they nerfed Consort?

[timid acorn]

no idea

hopefully they removed the cringe x-slash

[lofty vessel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1fe4mwd/looks_like_they_fixed_that_infamous_move_of_the/

seems like they adjusted the hitbox for it

[timid acorn]

fuck yes

frame traps have no place in a skill based game

they reduced the brightness of his aoe attacks too

nice, now I can fight him with my lights turned off and not be flashbanged every 60 sec

[bitter mantle]

Did you really beat elden ring shadow of the erdtree dlc if you beat radahn after the nerf?

[timid acorn]

yes

in fact, you fight a better, probably non-dogshit version of the boss

[neat drift]

I made my brother download Elden Ring

he is playing it rn

first thing i heard was him complaining about dying to the tree sentinel

[lofty vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-sukuna-peak-fiction-absolute-cinema-gif-8477083568112127482

[timid acorn]

the first step

[neat drift]

i'll be guiding him like you did to me

well, as long as he doesnt ragequit

He just asked what is the purpose of the game

I lead him to margit

[neat drift]

He gave up and went to play Cod

[timid acorn]

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/hinchloveshakao/status/1835656867743490470/

Hinchel Or (@hinchloveshakao) on X

Miquella having second thoughts.

#ELDENRING
#ShadowoftheErdtree

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 12:27 PM

[bitter mantle]

Black Radahn

[timid acorn]

https://x.com/116116116EL/status/1836029491392479463/

116116116 (@116116116EL) on X

Morgott check him out, he's just Mohg
#ELDENRING #エルデンリングI

Twitter · Sep 17, 2024, 1:08 PM

[lofty vessel]

mogging

[timid acorn]

https://vxtwitter.com/JaneLysa911/status/1836090558193733752

soulsborne artists

🧎‍♂️

[lofty vessel]

I can see it clear as day

[bitter mantle]

https://x.com/ClinickCase/status/1836420781359710541?t=2wFzhxS4BuAQZmJQ-vCq0Q&s=19

Clinick (@ClinickCase) on X

An idea came up reading this and I had to draw it
#ELDENRING

Twitter · Sep 18, 2024, 3:03 PM