Attention members of
the Design Bureau of OKB-812!
Our caring leader Comrade Volgin has taken the
trouble to get us Krupchatka!
CEREAL
Yes, yes, you heard right! From the very capital,
from the very heart of our Motherland,
this scarce product, this food gem was brought!
AGAIN, CEREAL
Hurry up to get it in the pantry located on the second floor!
THAT RICH SON OF A BITCH,THAT HAVE THE PHYLOSOPHERS STONE
I MEAN LEGACY, HE DID US MEAT? FILET MIGNON? NOPE, CEREAL
THE PREVIOUS WRITTER DIED RIGHT NOW STRUCK BY A LIGHTING IN
THE BATHROOM, SOOO... PEOPLE OF THE FACILITY, DON’T BE DICKS
BE GRATEFULL BECAUSE VOLGIN GIVE US CEREAL, HE COULD GAVE US
HORNETS, LEAFS, BURNED STUFF, EVEN SPIDERS, BUT HE GIVES
US CEREAL. CEREAL AND MILK CEREAL AND MILK
CEREAL AND MILK.
SERIOUSLY NOW... WHO WILL READ THIS POSTER?
NO ONE, UNLESS IS A MANIAC BY DETAILS THAT HAVE HYPERFOCUS
AND KNOW RUSSIAN, AND NOT THINK THIS IS ANOTHER LOREM IPSUM
TEXT THAT EVERY COMPANY DO EVERY SINGLE GAME.
YOU KNOW WHO WILL PROBABLY DO SOME SERIOUS TEXT?
THE TEAM BEHIND DELTA. BUT... NAAAAH.
IF THEY NOT MAKE A TEXT IN THE ORIGINAL WHAT GUARANTEES
THEY WILL PUT A TEXT LIKE THIS IN THE REMAKE?
I COULD MAKE A BETTER TEXT? YEP, BUT IS MORE FUN THIS WAY
TOO, YOU AGREE?
SEE YA