#Square Joker Rework
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I prefer what the 1.A.0 mod did and bumped the scaling to +9 chips
Square does not need an over 2x buff
+4 chips is underwhelming when it doesn't mesh with Straight or flush builds
Well it’s not meant to be used with straights or flushes, similarly to how 4 Fingers or Smeared don’t play well with Pairs
Square + any basic mult scaler like Green, Supernova, Bus, Pants, or Red Card is enough to beat the game with
Square and pants is a good combo but most of that comes from pants' mult scaling
Square still contributes a fair bit to the combo
That can be paired with ×mult Jokers for a bonkers two pair build, but it would also work without square, and square's niche is 4OAK and two-pair builds
It deserves a little buff, at least
+9 is not a little buff lol
+9 was chosen just to keep with the square number motif, but I would also accept something like +5 or +6 per
Runner is a chip scaler of the same rarity, and that one gets +15 per specific hand type played
I think both runner and square are good
I think square having the more lenient "play 4 cards" is deserving of a lessened chip scaling, but only +4 chips is a little small
I’m cool with reverting the change from before and making it start with 16 chips
that would also be fine actually
Would make it unique as the only scaler not to start at +0 or ×1
So, assuming red deck on white stake, you get 4 hands each round, and there's 24 rounds in a game (assuming you don't skip). That's 4 hands a round, times 24 rounds gives 96 possible hands. On the extremely rare circumstance you play two-pairs or 4OAKs for each of those 96 hands (or any other combo with 4 cards), this joker gives a grand total of 386 chips by the last hand of the Finisher Blind. There were an awful lot of caveats to that score for the price of 150% of Stuntman's boost
120 is selling it short, but doesn't invalidate your point of Squoker needing a buff of sorts
I feel like square ends up around 200ish
depends on when you get it and how much you bend to the 4 card play
I presume your number assumes getting it ante 1 small blind shop?
Somewhere in the first 2-3 antes
I always full lean into it unless I have a good reason not to
Meanwhile Runner at 255 on 17 hands 
(Ik its already been brought up, just thought of it as i just did a runner run)
Just play pairs lol
Or hc
Flush is a bad hand, straights get enough chips
why?
I misread it and thought it was scaling 91 chips 😔
it’s shit cause wtf does 91 have to do with squares
I don't think 91 is a square number
Likely a typo of 81
Yes, sorry
And idk, I agree that chips are necessary to some extent, but getting that from planet cards is so much easier and better
I do think that square is bad
square is not meant for 2pair or 4oak
square can get to 200/250 by the end of a run which is more than enough and having a source of unconditional chips compared to only planets allows you to be better prepared against more bosses
i used to think square joker was weak as hell but honestly, having given it a shot, it's a pretty competent joker that offers up some alternate playstyles and unique synergies. I think it's fine
I’ve won with square joker many times (on gold stake) it does not need a buff.
So you're supposed to scale a joker from ante 1/2 just in case you run into the eye?
You can win with anything in this game, that doesn't mean that the balance is perfect
more bosses than the eye are detrimental
Well it’s a common joker
It’s gonna be as you’d expect: underwhelming
Square joker is good with the right plays and proper jokers
on average they scale the same per blind tbh
I don't know about that...
You have less flexibility in what you can play when scaling runner
And the only 2 hands that scale it aren’t particularly easy to make consistently
That’s why it gives more chips
IMO it's the gap between the two thats too big
on average you'll play 1 straight per blind which is 15 chips
compared to square joker gaining 4 chips each hand played for 16 per blind
one is literal pair lobotomy there's a reason 
Yeah but pair lobotomy is just always strong, i don't think Square needs a rework but it's not that good of a joker
You can play two pretty easily, unless you're too strong, in which case chips don't matter
The condition for scaling square is… easy
Just send 4 cards
Bam
Easy scaling
If you don’t think the +4 per hand is worth then don’t use it 
it is a good joker people just hate on him
Except for you want it as early as possible, where you're still trying to play strong 5 card hands while your getting up to the interest cap
Eh, I just don't see it comparatively to other Jokers, it's easily in bottom 20%, if not lower.
this is my usage compared between the 2, runner is at #10 and square is #11 for my most used jokers
I don't think it's bad at all to be clear, the majority of jokers aren't
Why are you using him xd
That's where I disagree
scaling chips is so strong that even a bad source is good enough
So like just bad hands
Pair and HC are argubanly the best hands in the game
Why
Like you have to scale them or else they're bad
And you can't scale with planets early
I think square joker lies in the place of reliable scaling chip joker for pair and HC
Like yeah, it may suck and get only 100 or so chips at the end, but it's always there and ready to be scaled
Ease of access
Their only real shortcoming compared to others is needing to be scaled, the others lack consistency, limit -hand sizes which are some of the strongest jokers or cards, and can often be failed to be played more than once a round
They arent the clear best, which is why I added arguably
They can be played every hand for a round, the scaling is slow but you just grab a +mult joker for the early game
Most of the time the majority of your score comes from jokers, not your hand levels. This means that there isn’t really a downside to playing pairs as they only score slightly less than something like flush. Plus pairs have a lot of synergy with some pretty good jokers
took him at a3 and still got +240 with 4 hands each blind
After some more experimentation with him here are my thoughts
It's not great but it gives more value from playing consistent hands
still needs a buff imo but not mine
91 chips is so broken
Honestly it really does
If playing a specific hand (straight) is worth 15, playing any hand w 4 cards (not neccesarily scoring) isn't worth 9 chips
Mayve it's not worth 4 but 9 is overkill
It’s a very strong joker that gets a couple hundred chips with how it already is, he does not need a buff
