Balalalatro

[opaque heron]

The Empty Joker - He left for work, so did the text

[lunar gazelle]

Oi Bruv Biscuits Innit?

[opaque heron]

this is amazing lmao

[lunar gazelle]

what if there was a mod that randomized all text from the game

like Pair says Gains +2 Mult when played hand contains a Two Pair

Pants just says Joker and it's description is Three Of A Kind

[opaque heron]

Random joker lmao

[lunar gazelle]

Garbles all text

[opaque heron]

I feel like having the language change once is fine tho

[lunar gazelle]

Yeah

That's funny

[opaque heron]

YOU CAN HOLD DOWN M TO RELOAD ASSETS!?!??!

I'VE BEEN RELAUNCHING THE GAME

[lunar gazelle]

no way

[lunar gazelle]

I've always wondered what the VHS filter on the game is? Is it a shader or just an object?

[opaque heron]

hm

lemme check

yea it's a shader

[lunar gazelle]

that's crazy

[lunar gazelle]

a joker that forces the VHS value to 200% :trol:

aughhhhh the screen would be like a sphere

[opaque heron]

old timer Joker

I've managed to do something?

so I think it's setting but it's not reloading the assets

[lunar gazelle]

is this a new language or is it a mod page kinda thing?

[opaque heron]

mod page

"mods" page

[lunar gazelle]

ok

[lunar gazelle]

Hm, yes, ERROR = TRUE

[opaque heron]

(I have to take screenshots of gifs bro WHYYYY)

[lunar gazelle]

I woke up like 10 minutes ago, sowwy

Ahem...

Ah yes, error = true

[lunar gazelle]

looks inside
sees person who dislikes getting pinged intensely
I come from servers where people don't usually complain about that so I'm extremely not used to turning pings off
ping them by accident

sorry tho

[opaque heron]

ALL MY PLAYERS ARE MORONS

[lunar gazelle]

dayum

[opaque heron]

ALL MY PLAYERS ARE MORONS - Gain 1 XMult per beaten Blind, Lose 5 XMult if Blind Skipped.

[lunar gazelle]

real

[lunar gazelle]

this looks like something that would be in yahimod

[steady drum]

Every food joker is replaced with a desaturated fish and chips

and diet cola is replaced by spo’ o’ te’ innit bruv?

[lunar gazelle]

I'm supposing it's not supposed to trigger before scoring and fail to do so? But also, IT WORKS!!!!! KINDA!!!!

[opaque heron]

I- I didn't notice that 😔

also would this be better?

so 1 card gives 8 XMult but 5 gives 0

[lunar gazelle]

I mean, that would completely disable 5 card hands which jokers that rely on lower hands or higher hands don't do

like

half joker triggers at under 3

but like when you go past it's good effects it just does nothing

[opaque heron]

It wouldn't actually be X0, it just wouldn't activate

I'm not mean

And it not working well with other jokers is on purpose! it encourages building your jokers around playing less cards

[lunar gazelle]

True

[opaque heron]

Transform (spectral) - Turns every joker into a random Joker

[lunar gazelle]

Randomizes Joker spawns

Joker could be replaced by Canio

Soul could just give you a wad of chewed gum

[opaque heron]

Flips Joker Rarity (Rare -> Common)

[opaque heron]

"Your Final Challenge" (Boss Blind) - Debuffs all jokers until end of Boss Blind

Blue Screen - Gains X2 Mult each time the game crashes

no clue how I'd detect that lmao

[earnest ruin]

Oops! the game crashed

in lovely log or whatever

[lunar gazelle]

Let yo bih thru u fone

also it's base size has to be like .1 or .05

probably just like

1

or even 1.5 (evil)

[opaque heron]

yea but after it crashes there's no way to run code?

[lunar gazelle]

every time jokers force crash the game

cuz you can't run code after, but you can run code then cause a crash

[opaque heron]

yea

but

how do I store that

other than immediatly upgrading blue screen

(which would skip the animation

also; crashing doesn't save the game so it never actually get's upgraded

[lunar gazelle]

Huh..... True.

Maybe like some stupid way to like instawin the blind at like 16x speed and then crash?

But that would be free win...

You could make an event that saves it cuz remember you don't have to detect the game crashing you can detect something before the crash like a joker giving a crash trigger (it doesn't have to instantly (keyword instantly) crash the game)

this is me completely eyeballing though

[opaque heron]

if I don't figure out an easier way I'll just edit the save file directly

[opaque heron]

Knight Joker - does something

[lunar gazelle]

holy shit meta kni-

/j

[opaque heron]

lol

[opaque heron]

FPS Joker - Limits the FPS to 3 but you get 2 Mult

or wait

1 mult for each FPS removed (max of 2 fps)

[lunar gazelle]

Nah, not making FPS a resource dawg

Those cards gonna be shaking so hard

[opaque heron]

I wonder if I can limit the fps

[lunar gazelle]

Nobody would EVER pick that

[opaque heron]

nah but like

[lunar gazelle]

You have no idea how insufferable low fps is

(you probably do have an idea)

[opaque heron]

((I do, I mod minecraft))

[lunar gazelle]

I would rather lose than play Balatro of all things at that slow

Unless it's like

A shader

[opaque heron]

wait yeah I could make it a shader

[lunar gazelle]

And doesn't actually affect the games running speed

[opaque heron]

yea

[lunar gazelle]

That would be funnier

Just blindly clicking around

[opaque heron]

that's what I was trying before but it wasn't progressing through the initialization

[opaque heron]

WAIT

Do you remember the impossible quiz

the part where the mouse becomes invisible

what if I add that and no button hover

[lunar gazelle]

OH HELL NAH

THATS CRAZY

[opaque heron]

Banana mode

[opaque heron]

Sorry guys

[lunar gazelle]

genuine hate

[muted niche]

Make it so you can kill that

[opaque heron]

🙏

he will remain in the files, unused.

[lunar gazelle]

the only way he should be used is exploding when you cllick on them and rerolling the shop for free or smtm

KILL

[opaque heron]

?

[muted niche]

i forgot

shit nvm

nvm

nvm

[opaque heron]

ok man

[lunar gazelle]

nvm too

just, thank god they're gonna be unused

[opaque heron]

I lvoe the meme jokers

Meme Joker - When blind is selected this card turns into a random meme (each with different effects)

[lunar gazelle]

Are You Joker

[ocean edge]

bbbbbbb balatro black

[opaque heron]

Perfectly Balanced

(ignore the "X7" in description)

yo chat will I win small blind ante 1?

what about now?

[muted niche]

uhhh

no

i dont think your gonna win

[lunar gazelle]

pov you love the letter C on your keyboard

[opaque heron]

oops

[lunar gazelle]

when it works like that its just super baron like frfr

[opaque heron]

after you get too wide it starts to jiggle

"KRIS" - X10 Mult for each played Banan suit.

(these are relatively rare)

[lunar gazelle]

no way

thats so good

every time it procks it plays the queen voice sound

[tardy egret]

lmfao

[lunar gazelle]

uses Wheel of Fortune

Queen:

"Ah, You Fell For It Again, Kris"

[tardy egret]

queen would say that yeah lol

i should make a meme abt that

[lunar gazelle]

just has like a poorly made rendition of Queen's theme using the balatro instruments

Kris, Have You Heard Of This Cool Thing Called Chip?

[lunar gazelle]

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD - Everything in shop is 50% off. 1 in 3 chance to spend money but not purchase bought card. 1 in 6 chance for card to be free when purchased instead (aka giving the amount of money the card costed)

[opaque heron]

Bald Joker - All jokers become "Shiny"

[opaque heron]

What if it was this but 4 cards for each season?

[lunar gazelle]

whenever it prevents a purchase, plays the "DO NOT REDEEM" sound

while if you get something for free, it instead plays "WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT"

[opaque heron]

Made this, not loving it that much

[short laurel]

This looks so wrong

It's feels so off 😭🙏

[opaque heron]

Jokerdle - gives X100 mult if the starting letters on each joker spell out a word

Example:
Half Joker, Egg, Lusty Joker, Lusty Joker, Odd Todd

[lunar gazelle]

sin joker reskins for no reason

ooo, a joker that turns all the jokers into low effort reskins (way too much effort and not even that funny lmao)

[opaque heron]

sin joker?

OH like gluttony and such

[lunar gazelle]

Yeah!

[toxic ravine]

Balalalava

[lunar gazelle]

Chachachachiken

[opaque heron]

Balalalava Chachachachicken - Consumable Consumable (cause it's food haha) - gives x10 mult when eaten

[lunar gazelle]

Yummers

[opaque heron]

Chicken Joker - X3 mult for every Popcorn joker.

[lunar gazelle]

didn't Aikoyori's kinda do this

[opaque heron]

I don't look at others lol

[lunar gazelle]

long story short, think that, but when the popcorn gets eaten. except it was just chicken jockey, ^mult, and it nerfed the popcorns

i know its probably a lil silly joke and i just wanted to make a joke too :3

[opaque heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK_0Fzwg3go
YO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO PEAK WTH

SILVAGUNNER YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

[opaque heron]

I need to add more

My friends, fuel the yapping Joker.

[lunar gazelle]

if the month is one of the first 6 months, eat played useless seals, if not, eat cards that have useless seals

eats specifically the default Joker unless joker is Obelisk in which it has a 1 in 20 chance upon selecting blind or cashing out to instantly lose the run, unless it is the afternoon, in which it will just destroy the obelisk

(the obelisk is forced eternal)

maybe instead, "Your card selection limit is the amount of jokers currently held during the run, unless it is Ante 3, in which the formula is reversed, minimum 1 selection limit"

Gives twice as much mult if it is specifically between 12 PM and 2 PM in America, or if it is around 1PM in Japan

if you can, make the text slowly scroll down so you have to wait for it to finish yapping to know all of its effects

enough text to cover like half the screen but it still has to scroll

[opaque heron]

Enhances 1 selected Card/Joker with Negative (removes negative if card already has it)

I dislike how this isn't very sh*tposty

[steep dirge]

Dr. Whatsapp?

[opaque heron]

Bro at this point I need to make a not sh*tpost mod...

[lunar gazelle]

friend {outside} me

[lunar gazelle]

Let Jimbo in. He's just outside the door, c'mon let him in. It's cold outside

[opaque heron]

Etched Joker - Copies Either the Leftmost Joker Or the Rightmost Joker. (switches after each use)

[opaque heron]

what.. What is going to happen

oh well duh

it got "used" so it switched

cringe if I do say so myself

chat am I winning

[lunar gazelle]

what the hell

oh its invisible-

invisible by duran duran starts playing

[opaque heron]

I've added Challenges?

[lunar gazelle]

fak. i tried clicking the really old github link at the first message and it said it didnt exist

[opaque heron]

what

it

it's not public yet

[lunar gazelle]

yeah

im just saying

hope it goes well though

[opaque heron]

You saw the link but didn't read the text above it saying "it's not out yet"

thanks?

[lunar gazelle]

im stoopy today. anyways cool challengs

[opaque heron]

actually thanks for reminding me, I haven't commited in 2 weeks

[lunar gazelle]

youre welcome?

[lunar gazelle]

daaaaaamn

[opaque heron]

I LOVE BALALALATROOOOOO

I hope on doing like a very very basic release soon just to work on other stuff for a while lol

hehe

[lunar gazelle]

you should have the generic rare spectral card/rare consumable that generically upgrades generic jokers

[ancient turtle]

We need the bicycle brand joker

[lunar gazelle]

the wet slop. grins.

[opaque heron]

It might be a bit busted

[lunar gazelle]

thats a pretty sick looking joker for a white background

[opaque heron]

smooth

😏

nah but lowkey I'm too lazy to add a background

I need like 10 more Jokers before I can be happy

IF THAT

[lunar gazelle]

balatro background jpeg

:trol:

[fringe garden]

Is balalatro on the mod launcher

[opaque heron]

Unfortunately it's not ready for a release

I only have 11 jokers, 2 of which don't do anything

And ig 1 finished and one not finished tarot

[opaque heron]

I couldn't figure out how to make the face cards act as each other so you get this

maybe I should make Astral joker less op

[ancient turtle]

Add a sneezing joker

[opaque heron]

wha

what would that do lmao

[lunar gazelle]

Turn the cards green

[lunar gazelle]

That does make sense heheh

Maybe there could be a scaling "on played [x] joker, kinda like a mix of ancient joker/idol and hologram.

[opaque heron]

Retriggers all Xmult jokers

[lunar gazelle]

bananer

[opaque heron]

my attempt at balancing

huh, neat

[opaque heron]

I've been cleaning up my code so I could start a very very basic alpha

[lunar gazelle]

astral and astro, whats next, astril?

[opaque heron]

https://github.com/AstralButOnGitHub/Balalalatro
IT'S PUBLIC

I trust yall to know how to add this

if you find bugs PLEASE PING ME!!!

[lunar gazelle]

hell yea

[opaque heron]

also send absolutely busted joker combos, I love that crap

[lunar gazelle]

will do

aw yeaahhhh

MY BEAUTIFUL BOY

uhhhhh astral joker retriggered cat twice, also cat didnt eat anything???

isnt it supposed to lose Food upon defeating boss blind?

straight up death in this house

there should be a Gay stake above gold stake (or even below white stake) that just plays careless whisper (with a copyright warning maybe)

funny joke stakes where it just either does nothing or tries to just jump out of your screen and strangle you

uhhhhh astral?

theres a funny glitch

(astral joker doesnt double winning ante when you obtain a second

but it still halves the winning ante when you sell the copy

ahhahaahhahahhahahahaha LMAO

[lunar gazelle]

i already found a bug

astral joker doesnt multiplicatively double the ante when you get copies

lmao

it...

huh...

weird...

im just screwing around rn

[opaque heron]

BRO LESS THAN 10 MINUTES 😭

[lunar gazelle]

ok so when you pick up a new fresh copy of the joker (like with debug or showman) it does double it again

but when you ankh or dupe the joker you already have

it doesnt double it, but halves it when sold

painted joker just says test lmao

[lunar gazelle]

i cwashed :(

im gonna see if disabling talisman helps

[opaque heron]

that was a fake error

[lunar gazelle]

mehhh

fuck

[opaque heron]

fixed the ante bug

[lunar gazelle]

why does british joker make the menu french

[opaque heron]

what did you do

OH

don't use pixel smoothing

that hasn't been fixed yet

[lunar gazelle]

i think etched joker's compatibility is saying the joker to its right???

seems to also be copying smeared joker's scaling message

Yeah it seems when smeared joker is copies it's more ... Retriggered

I don't understand corrupted joker tbh

Technically if corrupted joker crashes every time that means this mod is impossible to 100%

[quick sierra]

^2 Mult if ao3 is open on a browser window

no idea if it’s possible

but if it is, it would be funny

[lunar gazelle]

*2 mult if player is feeling happy. *2 mult instead for any other emotion

Creates Job Application

torture challenge, start with 3 "Invincible" astral jokers

this is so goddamn funny

Crash tag

[opaque heron]

50% chance to crash, 50% chance of getting X69 mult

[lunar gazelle]

@opaque heron also apparently pressing customize deck while your language is changed (or specifically in fr*nch, I haven't seen) it just crashes

[opaque heron]

look at the todo

[opaque heron]

I know

[lunar gazelle]

That's so impossible lmao

[opaque heron]

yea

look at the todo

[lunar gazelle]

where todo, though?

oh, found it

nvm!

aaaaaaa

yeah 1 in 30 is way less impossible

I'm gonna play a run with only banan

[opaque heron]

you have to cheat that btw

I'm gonna add a banana deck

[lunar gazelle]

Already did

And deleted every other card

so etched joker uses blueprint compatible detection and also seems to not switch on using an on discard effect

are you gonna balance the rarities aswell, because 1/5th is definitely a rare, and astral is definitely like a rarity of its own (mostly because it DOES triple or nonuple your output but also it doubles your winning ante)

1/5th seems to also give x2 at both 5 and 4 cards

also i feel like either some of the jokers should be put into a special cursed rarity of sorts or given an upside because... besides for the first time when you wanna give it a spin anyway, why would you ever take it

repeat seems to also trigger in hand... baron mime build!!!!

1e107 with........... 7 cards....

around ten es a card

this naneinfs at like 7 cryptids

hold on imma see if it actually does

it naneinfed at 7 cryptids

im gonna draw astral joker as a legendury and see how much better it looks like that

hmmmm whats this doing here

screenshotting this at reduced motion for myself cuz im lazy

[opaque heron]

why he look like dat lmao

the mixels hurt

[lunar gazelle]

i like how the jokers have some of my drawings including the chopped k LMAO

like... card give chip

i mean the folder btw

not the jokers ingame

[lunar gazelle]

I legendaryified you

I wanted to give u extra baubles but I realized I suck at drawing them as if they're behind

I USED O N E GHOST JOKER

@opaque heron what the fuck happened 😭

[opaque heron]

it retriggered.

:)

[lunar gazelle]

i think it hit it twice LMAOOOOO

i dont think its supposed to do that

not at this scale

at least

😭

my smudged joker is op

i like goop seal because its +4 mult and its downside is negatable by the mouse cursor

DEAR GOD

yaaaay i won the challenge

on a glitched version where astral being copied doesnt multiply the ante correctly

yaaay me

imo astral joker has to be atleast a joker that either barely ever appears in the shop or is gotten from a secret consumable, shitpost mod or not

isnt "theres nothing we can do" just "Double Or Nothing" but no red seals and the only way to undebuff cards is changing their seals

ohhhh but the nuke button does exist

if you're gonna plan on having stickers above eternal, the nuke button would be one of the reasons

[lunar gazelle]

i mean - it basically is 2 of every other joker you own, and it triples the speed of scaling

like, it is unceremoniously busted

sure, you gotta get op, but thats pretty easy eh?

your build good enough for ante 8 even without astral and youre going for completion marks that dont include him? sell

like what if you had baron, mime, blueprint, and then 8 brainstorms

thats what it feels like

[lunar gazelle]

what if there was a joker that dynamically increased in rarity and gained more effects until like 5 antes later and they become a legendary

[opaque heron]

I'd have to make my own form of "rarity" to make that work

because rarity can't be changed on the fly afaict

[lunar gazelle]

heheh, true.

maybe instead it just gains effects lol

if you were to add a hand to the game what would it be

[opaque heron]

I've alreayd added smudged and astral which means my mod is now officially the second most unbalanced balatro mod

[lunar gazelle]

true!!!!

smudged is so me fr

[opaque heron]

Pride.
play a hand with 5 different suits

[lunar gazelle]

g a y

also Y E S

[opaque heron]

I likely WILL have to add it just because of banana

wait

[lunar gazelle]

gay jokers

[opaque heron]

what if it had to be in order

hearts diamonds banans clubs and spades

left to right

[lunar gazelle]

Ace of hearts, king of ambers, queen of diamonds, jack of green, ten of clubs, and 9 of spades

[lunar gazelle]

ngl thats kinda smart but also a little annoying considering the suits arent normally in that order

[lunar gazelle]

oh my dear lord

[lunar gazelle]

this has to be a legendary just for shits and giggles

[lunar gazelle]

nooo!!!

im saying it rn smeared joker is canonically me

anyways why tf would you want cat

[opaque heron]

you wouldn't

he's being chained down

only to wander the challenge lands

[lunar gazelle]

oh rlly?

makes sense lol

in that case their rarity should be Challenger

or just something negative

now that i think about it, a couple jokes could be made about "Challenger"

Obelisk Tag - next shop contains an Obelisk

disguised as a rare tag

[lunar gazelle]

i mean this joker is kinda just that one knife challenge but you dont get plusmult (but also you can get away with not destroying things sometimes

[lunar gazelle]

it feels cursed not just being either all sides just jimbo or the baubles just being flat

this is corsed

[opaque heron]

fixed Edged joker's compatible text

now it actually displays the right thing

I'd be very glad if yall post bugs and issues here:
https://github.com/AstralButOnGitHub/Balalalatro/issues

it gives me a way to track things

[lunar gazelle]

gawtcha

erm when update /j

[opaque heron]

NEVER!

[lunar gazelle]

all these balance changes are FAKE!

[opaque heron]

jeez, less than a day of being released and you want more

[lunar gazelle]

issa joek

take as long as you want to fix things

lel

[opaque heron]

I know?

[lunar gazelle]

i just didnt know br*tish people were that french

i know also

[opaque heron]

babe wake up, new Balalalatro update

[lunar gazelle]

Balalalatro changelogs; the br*tish joker isn't French anymore

You can no longer the cat

[opaque heron]

I added pixel smoothing

are you happy now

[lunar gazelle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sure ig whatever doesnt crash the game lol

[lunar gazelle]

California Jokers, we're unsellable

Pixel Smoothing? more like....

gay

[lunar gazelle]

NOWAY joker - prevents death, self destructs and spawns another random Balalalatro joker

im crying what

what was that

[opaque heron]

dear lord I'm so sorry

[lunar gazelle]

im laughing so hord it was just 3 circles LMOAOOOAOAOAOAO

honestly the most cursed thing here is how bulged his eyes look

[lunar gazelle]

purist joker

[opaque heron]

I literally cannot use dusk because I win too quickly

[earnest ruin]

mass ping me when this thing ever get a 2x folder

[opaque heron]

@earnest ruin @earnest ruin @earnest ruin @earnest ruin @earnest ruin @earnest ruin @earnest ruin @earnest ruin

@earnest ruin

@earnest ruin

@earnest ruin

@earnest ruin

@earnest ruin

@earnest ruin

@earnest ruin

lmao

I did it a while ago

never posted it to the gh

[earnest ruin]

hot damn

when commit

[opaque heron]

pushed

[lunar gazelle]

Balala

[rare gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1385667082863120414.webp

(had the wrong link before)

[lunar gazelle]

Bananarang

Blala

I wanted to make it basically a cooler painted joker, where instead of it being Microsoft painted, it was PAINTED

but I just ended up with this kindergarten drawing

[lunar gazelle]

I drew a joker and all I got was this T-shirt /j

i was going through it and i couldnt really figure out anything that you havent already documented. i guess this page is pretty much... mostly debugged. as long as a normal run uses it for its intended purpose, and it tells you what it does (if its meant to) correctly...

im pretty sure, you're good and sailing for this page of jokers

not considering rarity disparity

[lunar gazelle]

the joker looks good.

the text is just beyond ass imo

[opaque heron]

Crayon Joker - 1 in 10 chance for played card to get a random seal (cause wax?)

Graffiti Joker - 1 in 5 chance for played card to go up or down in rank or turn into a random suit

[opaque heron]

as much as I'd like to use this, the text are on the wrong sides

ruh roh raggy

[lunar gazelle]

i could switch it lol

also really good graffiti art

[lunar gazelle]

joeker

[lunar gazelle]

i can understand why astral would retrigger scaling and stuff like hanging chad

it retriggers all of them twice

but my complaint is "why can smeared joker's scaling be copied by bp and brainstorm"

also, astral joker kinda promotes scaling jokers and getting a bunch of astral jokers (like 2 or 3)

because it lets you spam scaling xmult and when you get to an ante where you wouldve won with like 1 or 2 less Astrals

you can just sell them

and beat like... ante 8 with a NORMAL boss blind as the finisher

or ante 16

joke rarity that appears slightly more often than rare does so you arent just seeing Dwayne 24/7

so not only can astral joker triple your scaling speed, retrigger everything twice, no, you can also make the finisher boss blind a normal blind (if you've scaled fast enough)

yeah, those final boss blinds designed to kill you there and now?

you dont have to play them

[reef cedar]

labatro

lobotomy

[lunar gazelle]

Balatrotomy

Balatrelo balatrez

[reef cedar]

why is that kinda fire tho,,,,

[lunar gazelle]

Because I'm an idea machine

[reef cedar]

real

[lunar gazelle]

All the shit I throw at the wall is overshadowed by the good ideas that come out

[balmy plinth]

Suggestion: make 4 of a kind display 2 pair

[lunar gazelle]

Matched trousers

[lunar gazelle]

Two Pairs (of the same card so its a 4 of a kind >:(((()

[opaque heron]

That's an oversight

[opaque heron]

I'm thinking of was to fix it but I'm probably going to make it not work if you have another astral or make the blind doubling permanent

[lunar gazelle]

Maybe instead it adds 8 antes instead of doubling it on copies, making it not work could also be good

8 antes permanently probably isn't as bad, if you think about it. To set the ante to 32 you'll need 3 astrals

[lunar gazelle]

Also it prevents the ante from doing sh*t like this

Maybe extra copies only give 4 ante?
But 8 is funnier, so idk

[opaque heron]

maybe instead of the ante stuff it retriggers jokers based on how many astral jokers you've sold

none sold? 0 retriggers

2 sold -> 2 retriggers so on

[lunar gazelle]

hmmmmm

yes, but it should be a little rarer then, but not too rare

i just think changing the win ante is kinda milquetoast, so instead making it a "per-run" effect thats pretty hard to get online would be pretty awesome

Yeah I like it!

[lunar gazelle]

ASTRAL IM PLAYING ENTROPY

AND I GOT YOU

AND I SOLD YOU

AND YOURE INSIDE THE DECK AND STILL RETRIGGERING EVERYTHING

including the other previously sold jokers

😭

[opaque heron]

wait what

[lunar gazelle]

Basically, I'm playing a deck that has 2 sets of jokers, your real jokers, and your sold jokers

So basically infinite joker slots but sorting doesn't exist

And you're retriggering everything

I was calculating for ten minutes and it didn't even work

I had like 248 negative star cards

[ancient turtle]

THANK YO

[ancient turtle]

This is bananas

[lunar gazelle]

balalaing

[opaque heron]

Glad you guys enjoy this ☺️

[lunar gazelle]

I really d

do*

[lunar gazelle]

Pretty good

Seems like one of those mods that's gonna require a tiny overhaul later on but that's a given for most lmao

[opaque heron]

Id really appreciate you guys writing down the issues on the github

I have a notoriously bad memory so that just helps me know what still needs to be fixed

[lunar gazelle]

Yeah, I'll get on that

gay balatro!!!

[opaque heron]

thinking of a would you rather for voucher things

they'd be called modifiers or smthn

you open a would you rather pack and you get 2 options, 1 positive mod but 1 negative mod or a different positive mod but negative mod

[ancient turtle]

I need a blinds suit

[opaque heron]

?

[ancient turtle]

Obviously

[opaque heron]

what is this?

[ancient turtle]

Ultimate freedom

I can pull anything out of any menu

[opaque heron]

I prefer to not see other mods so I get fresh ideas

[ancient turtle]

YOU made the freedom sleeve

[opaque heron]

I'm not aiko

[ancient turtle]

ojh wait oh nevermind sorry im the wrong thing

im sorry

[opaque heron]

you're fine

Suit mods would give all played cards of that suit an X1.5 mult
Card mods would add an extra card (of that type) to the shop

[opaque heron]

pipis

thank you.

[kindred sandal]

pipis

thank you so much.

[opaque heron]

CURSE YOU VIOLET VESSEL!!!!!!!!

that's it I'm making a mod that removes violet vessel-

Astral joker doesn't retrigger perkeo, sorry yall.

god I love breaking the fabric of reality all for 11 dollars

[lunar gazelle]

glaurghlghhhll

how would I put just gloop on this

[balmy plinth]

I wonder where that new blue blind comes from

Wait that's missing the psychic

[balmy plinth]

Banans

When are we getting plants

[ancient turtle]

We don't talk about what I did to psychic

@opaque heron Do you take suggestions?

[opaque heron]

Depends

how specific is it

[lunar gazelle]

on ante 3, -1 ante once. on ante 5, +1 ante

[ancient turtle]

II have a suggestion

Mystery joker

It turns into a random modded joker when bought

But only when bought

If you get it from something like judgement then it does nothing :P

[opaque heron]

that's invisible joker with no waiting

[lunar gazelle]

thats a booster pack with extra steps

because its just a modded joker

not a copy

wait no

less steps

because u cant even choose

[ancient turtle]

bruh

[lunar gazelle]

clubs hearts ace (of) diamonds and spades

CHADS

pet cat, cat give score

[ancient turtle]

Dude

wait

we need a Lava chicken joker

[opaque heron]

I've decided to hide the 3 "challenge jokers" from the shop and collection

huh

neat

[lunar gazelle]

wtf

lol swap deck - 2 joker slots 5 consumable slots but there's a secret third effect where you can just drag your jokers into your consumable slots

[lunar gazelle]

GODDAMN

[night warren]

this is so uncomfortable

official poker rules say otherwise

BUT

that stoopid :(

its balatrover

[lunar gazelle]

Balatrelo balatrez

[night warren]

Kill me

[opaque heron]

I replaced the MS paint joker with graffiti as they would've done the same thing

[opaque heron]

:)

wait it works

blueprint doesn't retrigger

[lunar gazelle]

Fair, the painted joker felt too niche and also it's art was not much of a joke as it was just

bad

Good job on the replacement tho!

[ancient turtle]

Blueprint only triggers if the card to the right triggers. Passives don't really work as well

[opaque heron]

Scopophobia (fear of being seen or looking at others)
Gains X0.1 Mult per each scored number card (including aces)
Loses X0.5 Mult per each scored face card

Legit my favorite one so far

I spent like 10 minutes on the art lol

a version with no eye center glint thing

[compact pike]

wait i have an idea

[lunar gazelle]

Scopo is so awesome it's like the opposite of smeared

[compact pike]

gn yall

[opaque heron]

bro I pulled smeared from Judgement

It's mocking me

[compact pike]

nvm i got more timenvm i got more time

[opaque heron]

bro it's mocking me 😭

[night warren]

Peak mechanic

[opaque heron]

wait scopo goes crazy with splash

[night warren]

Might have to steal take inspiration from that

[night warren]

Nah it goes crazy w pareidolia trust

Negative score

[opaque heron]

there's a limit

[night warren]

Boring 😔

[opaque heron]

math.max my beloved <3 🤤

[night warren]

Flips and shuffles jokers each round but each joker retriggers once

Forces speed to 4

[opaque heron]

wait crap it didn't work

nevermind I forgot to relaunch

[night warren]

Wait a minute

common?????

[opaque heron]

IT'S A TEST

ALL MY JOKERS ARE COMMON

[night warren]

I was gonna say

[night warren]

Wait thats peam

[opaque heron]

peam?

[night warren]

Mispeld peak

[opaque heron]

Mispeld mispelled

[night warren]

Hmmmmmm

Mispelled balatro

[opaque heron]

nah it's just spelled balalalatro

trus

t

[night warren]

Just looked at the emojis for this server for the first time

THE PLANT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE

[opaque heron]

[night warren]

I HATE YOU

Also

[opaque heron]

plant goes hard with scopo

[night warren]

Why there emoji for shortcut of all things

[night warren]

True

[opaque heron]

cause it's beautiful

[night warren]

Ig

Also

Trauma

[compact pike]

wait i might have a boss blind idea

[opaque heron]

let him cook

[night warren]

Are you sure

Fuck i accidentally made an invincible reference

I am ashamed

[compact pike]

FUCK WRONG IMAGE I PANICKED

[opaque heron]

ABANDONED GOES CRAZY WITH SCOPO

[night warren]

...i hate you (peak sprite)

[opaque heron]

\

[compact pike]

wait since these are wild shitposts then..

[opaque heron]

Chicken Nugget - All played cards are eaten

[opaque heron]

what in

[compact pike]

wait boss blind idea, ifunny.

or watermarks or smth

[opaque heron]

leave.

[night warren]

Ok

But what if i didnt

Anyways

This is taking too much space

I killed it

[night warren]

Omg banana

Michael reference frfr

[compact pike]

making some like stickers or seals for a boss blind called esmbot thats a discord bot that applies either watermarks, captions or its a daily dose of estrogen

[opaque heron]

https://github.com/AstralButOnGitHub/Balalalatro/commit/b9eed9a7dd711cabf68e06b88186a3ef16156266

Scopophobia time lez go

[compact pike]

jwip!!!oker

[lunar gazelle]

card give chip

[compact pike]

fruit loops

[opaque heron]

lmao forgot I added that

[compact pike]

keep it in

i love it

wait add gangster spongebob

[lunar gazelle]

was card give chip gonna be added too

[opaque heron]

fixing saturated rn

[lunar gazelle]

saturated...?

[opaque heron]

the enchancement

edition*

[compact pike]

okay i made all the esmbot stickers seals or whatever it is for the esmbot boss blind

all for one single blind btw

[lunar gazelle]

scott seal, Scotts head

[lunar gazelle]

Saturated Astral

[compact pike]

made the boss blind animation for esmbot

[lunar gazelle]

maybe sometimes your hand gets "muted" (not allowed) at random too in classic bot fashion /j

[lunar gazelle]

GODDAMN

Yeah good thing the commonality on these cards are for the most part gonna fade away (change rarities)

Cuz this is probably super easy to get even before ante 8

[opaque heron]

what did I do

why are they gray 😭

I think it's time to properly learn shaders bro

not quite...

[lunar gazelle]

gameboy

[opaque heron]

wait that could be cool

[compact pike]

jerma joker

imma make the art for jerma joker

[opaque heron]

"I'm watching you"

[lunar gazelle]

I'm Watching You - losing XMult on Scopophobia loses the run - Start with a Saturated Eternal Scopophobia, and an extra Jack of each suit

[compact pike]

gm

[compact pike]

prop fly joker..

[compact pike]

joker idea

[compact pike]

overlay and bg

[opaque heron]

Pi (e)

Each played number card (ace - 9) gives+31 Chips when scored.

Tastes great with a side of EYEBALLS

[compact pike]

instead of scopophobia what if it was cheesephobia and it was a picture of just a person being afraid of cheese

[opaque heron]

Coulrophobia - a fear of clowns

I think imma lay off the phobias lol

[lunar gazelle]

Hydrophilia /j

[opaque heron]

Yea that's unfinished

[lunar gazelle]

to

[lavish hill]

Ain't that just a way better Odd Todd

[opaque heron]

yes.

[opaque heron]

https://github.com/AstralButOnGitHub/Balalalatro/commit/00149a7b096c7adcd797a5a9eb4b1536ce2e2d62

Added "Pi(e)" Joker.

Added "Inversion" Spectral.

Removed Dwayne the Egg.

Useless seal is now an Edition.

Goop'ed seal is now an enhancement

1/5th Joker now gives 1.5X instead of 2X

British Joker is still broken (and probably will be for a while)
and nuclear joker still shows up in collection

[opaque heron]

Working on JokerDisplay compat,
Got everything "working" but Pi needs the good ol' calc_function treatment

[opaque heron]

Pi has been given the good ol' calc_function treatment

JokerDisplay!

[lunar gazelle]

ASTRAL!!!

useless is crashing my game :(((

(though i do have a couple cryptid mods on)

[opaque heron]

Could you send me the logs?

[opaque heron]

It's working for me

[lunar gazelle]

nono it was like HARD CRASHING

but i did find a log

(when i tried to use the useless deck that Cryptid automatically made

for the edition)

[opaque heron]

what version of balalalatro is this

I recently changed useless

[lunar gazelle]

useless edition balala version

i was playing with a lot more mods before i could actually get the log so it mightve been compat issues

[opaque heron]

I'm thinking so yea

[lunar gazelle]

i have basically cryptid and entropy stuff installed rn but like whenever i do anything after spawning a joker with Useless on it just instantly closes

[ancient turtle]

I hate the plant

[ancient turtle]

No I didn't

[lunar gazelle]

i heard they said it looks like rain

[stuck leaf]

break in and steal stuff joker no way

[lunar gazelle]

its weathergirl

its a song

wtf is biass

[stuck leaf]

im a dumbass it’s actually break in and steal things

[lunar gazelle]

is that a Roblox game

[stuck leaf]

yes

[lunar gazelle]

brainrot

[stuck leaf]

weathergirl has a reference in that game lol

so I took the opportunity to make a braindead “is that a ____ reference” joke

[stuck leaf]

yes

[lunar gazelle]

didn't you see the news today

[stuck leaf]

yes

[opaque heron]

What's this?

[lunar gazelle]

oops, sorry, forgot I accidentally posted this here

weathergirl by flavor foley

[opaque heron]

REVIVE!

[ancient turtle]

Yes

Here's an idea idk

[night warren]

[lunar gazelle]

wheel of nope

[opaque heron]

Disco Joker - This joker gains +7 Mult and +4 Chips for each played Club card.

[lunar gazelle]

club card....

m.m.mm.mm. mlip

yes

[lunar gazelle]

hello astral bala johnlalatro

[opaque heron]

hello

[opaque heron]

(The Balatro theme's time-signature is 7/4 and Club is referencing da "club")

[opaque heron]

wip disco joker

(ignore stuntman jacket)

[night warren]

Peam

[opaque heron]

now that was peam

I also made it reset every boss blind

for "balancing"

[night warren]

Im never using this joker

Also

Is it just me who only recently realised that the blue thing that the jokers are wearing ISNT their arms and legs

[opaque heron]

It's a clown ruffle 😭

[opaque heron]

also why not?

I feel like it's pretty good

[night warren]

oh it probably is

i just dont like campfire and this is vaguely remeniscent of it

[lunar gazelle]

it seems a lot less money or hand wasting thooooo

which is what I HATE about obelisk and campfire

[steep dirge]

This joker goes hard

Give him Clubs-shaped sunglasses and it's perfect

[opaque heron]

I didn't even think of that

That would go so hard

[opaque heron]

I couldn't make it work, sorry

I tried

[opaque heron]

Robin Hood
This joker halves your other joker's Xmult and permanently stores it in itself.
(stored Xmult get's used and reset on a hand that doesn't win the blind)

or something

I really like the idea of storing xmult and using it later

This joker gains X0.01 Mult for each X1 Scored

[night warren]

COMMUNISM

[opaque heron]

I feel like that joke's a bit too edgy for a balatro mod

hehehe

so the final mult gets added to this joker

so if you score 10 mult, this gains 10 mult!

Yes it's overpowered, but that's why it's funny

[steep dirge]

Never too edgy.

[night warren]

OH SWEET JESUS

[balmy plinth]

Imagine the same thing but Xmult

[opaque heron]

sliced my hand open earlier, not gonna be able to do much for a while

[opaque heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWE_IkFYqRo
yo It's possible

[night warren]

plasma deck:

[opaque heron]

huh

wrong chat bro

[lunar gazelle]

fuck

misclick :3

anyways hi john lalatro

[opaque heron]

hello astral

[lunar gazelle]

balala

[opaque heron]

latro

[opaque heron]

guys

is this loss?

[thick pike]

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fuck discord

[opaque heron]

is this a | || || |_ moment?

[night warren]

imagine not knowing you can use \ to cancel formatting

[thick pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

[night warren]

| ||
|| |_

[opaque heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

Why is the only gif I can send

[steady drum]

no this is gain

[opaque heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

Guys, should I continue working on this mod or should I work on other projects

[night warren]

choose what you want

[opaque heron]

Finally working on this again 🙏

I have ideas you see

[opaque heron]

Balalalatro: Sh1tpostier than ever

[opaque heron]

We reached 2 Pages!!

[opaque heron]

https://github.com/AstralButOnGitHub/Balalalatro/commit/e187120529eb1ffe19fa284113a4c812cff9d3fc
We are so back!

[opaque heron]

Well that happened

hehehe

[opaque heron]

Finally organizing my code so jokers are in a seperate class

[opaque heron]

We are so back

[sterile magnet]

add ping seal and make this draw every ping card you have 🤑

-# and also like 20 flying texts complainnig about the ping in the background

[opaque heron]

lol

If I did add it it would've been "10 Chips for each reaction this message, (Currently like 180 or smthn)