[WIP] No One is Happy || Adds slightly to immensely irritating Jokers to work with! | Balatro | Page 1

broken folio Apr 25, 2025, 2:38 PM

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Worse Card Sharp? We've got it. Writing assignments? Yes. You're gonna love hating this.

NOH is currently in development. It primarily features these new Jokers, but comes with unique mechanics and challenges.

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English Assignment is currently unchanged from the original idea. I might increase the max. This was mentioned on Reddit, but I plan to implement a hidden check where you can't copy a previous assignment submitted in the run.

torpid kraken Apr 25, 2025, 2:44 PM

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wait you actually have to type?

dark void Apr 25, 2025, 3:01 PM

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broken folio **English Assignment** is currently unchanged from the original idea. I might in...

oh hel no

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💀

polar coral Apr 25, 2025, 3:02 PM

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me when i type "A" 150 times

broken folio Apr 25, 2025, 3:10 PM

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torpid kraken wait you actually have to type?

Made a custom UI that I'm still working on for it (:

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You can submit or procrastinate

broken folio Apr 28, 2025, 10:10 PM

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Early Bird and Worm coming soon...

broken folio Apr 28, 2025, 10:31 PM

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also Pesticide which does nothing but disable The Plant

obsidian wigeon Apr 28, 2025, 11:25 PM

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broken folio also **Pesticide** which does nothing but disable The Plant

Unironically something I will pick up

broken folio Apr 29, 2025, 3:23 PM

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hints for cards in progress that i haven't shown yet: 🐦 🪱 🪴 (🐭🐁) 🌧️

broken folio Apr 29, 2025, 5:11 PM

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Soon.

obsidian wigeon Apr 30, 2025, 9:05 AM

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broken folio Soon.

😭😭

lavish tinsel Apr 30, 2025, 9:51 AM

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broken folio **English Assignment** is currently unchanged from the original idea. I might in...

what the fuck

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i already know I'm going to hate this

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am i supposed to type in words

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 1:59 PM

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lavish tinsel am i supposed to type in words

yup (:

lavish tinsel Apr 30, 2025, 2:00 PM

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broken folio yup (:

can you add compat with my mod

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 2:00 PM

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what's your mod?

lavish tinsel Apr 30, 2025, 2:00 PM

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#1326135270759993364

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it has letter deck where you score words

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 2:00 PM

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i'll keep it pinned on my tabs 👍

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when i'm confident in it i'll probably share the code for that interface anyhow

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 2:25 PM

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I think I'm gonna change its benefit but at the moment this is Rainy Day.

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(when a joker is destroyed the text is "Sogged!")

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oh i forgot to end "at end of round"

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I might make it a random additive mult, I feel like that's more in line with rain

novel echo Apr 30, 2025, 2:34 PM

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broken folio Soon.

This is so good lol

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 2:36 PM

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The art might take a while i'm not sure how i want it to look lmao

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the rest are easy enough

novel echo Apr 30, 2025, 2:38 PM

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The effect is so perfect

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Its not really a debuff its just. Annoying. Incredibly fitting

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 2:43 PM

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I was tempted to make it shuffle every other turn

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but i figured that was too much

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maybe it should have an upgraded version...

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:12 PM

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these look realllyy fun

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:13 PM

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hii

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:D

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:13 PM

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hello :3

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:13 PM

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currently the most complicated one is the english assignment hehe

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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that makes sense, i was planning on adding that to my want list but i dont see me realistically making it

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i did add the 'i have no mult and i must score' joker

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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yeah it's a pain in the ass, the interface lmao

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i'm literally just making it so it reads/writes a text file

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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spiral oak i did add the 'i have no mult and i must score' joker

oh god that's horrifying lmao

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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open windows textt editor

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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did you add the entire description from the post?

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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yep

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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nice

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:15 PM

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~~with half the grammar mistakes too~~

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do you want the it-support joker to save you some effort?

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:16 PM

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honestly it would save me time egg

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i'll credit you in comments

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:18 PM

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i dont really care about credit this was just a realllyyy fun one to make since it does X0 mult (well i made it so it sets chips and mult to zero after all jokers have scored, otherwise you could just put it in the frot and it wouldnt really do much, i think thats what you meant by X0 mult at least)

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    key = 'ITSupport',
    loc_txt = {
        name = "IT-support",
        text = { 'The {C:attention}First played hand{}',
            'of round recieves {X:mult,C:white}X0{}',
            'mult. The second hand played recieves',
            '{X:mult,C:white}X1.5-X3{} mult',
            '{B:1,V:2}u/tisquares{}'
            }
        },
    atlas = "jokers",
    rarity = 2,
    config = { extra = { Xmult_start = 0 }},
    loc_vars = function(self,info_queue,card)
        return { vars = {
            card.ability.extra.Xmult_start,
            colours = { 
            HEX("13F0EC"),
            HEX("FFFFFF") 
            }
        }       
        }
    end,
    calculate = function(self,card,context)
        if context.joker_main then
             if G.GAME.current_round.hands_played == 1 then
                local mult_gained = pseudorandom('hello!', 15, 30) 
                mult_gained = mult_gained/10
                 return {
                    card = card,
                    Xmult_mod = mult_gained,
                    message = 'X' .. mult_gained,
                     colour = G.C.MULT
                }
            end
        end
        if context.final_scoring_step then
            if G.GAME.current_round.hands_played == 0 then
                return {
                card = card,
                Xmult_mod = 0,
                Xchips_mod = 0,
                message = 'X' .. card.ability.extra.Xmult_start,
                colour = G.C.MULT
            }
            end
        end
    end
}```

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:19 PM

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Yeah, I didn't realize that there's no such thing as a true "x0" until someone else brought it up

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thank youuu 🙏

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i'm gonna have to remember to make the repo public probably this weekend

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it has 5 jokers done so far

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it's just the english assignment that i'm stumbling on a bit lol

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:20 PM

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when both chips and mult are zero the animation of them adding up doesnt play

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:20 PM

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broken folio it's just the english assignment that i'm stumbling on a bit lol

sounds tricky, i have basically 0 lua knowledge so i wouldnt even know where to start

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:20 PM

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I know lua but not this region of it lmao

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nothing that trying again and again won't fix

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:20 PM

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started 2 days ago, have the elder joker and the giant text wall joker done

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:21 PM

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broken folio nothing that trying again and again won't fix

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

Tenor

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:21 PM

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hell yeah

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:21 PM

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spiral oak https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141172190348333158/1362348762877530122/togif.gif

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chiikawa believes in me

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if i ~were~ to credit you would you just want me to put "Lizzyyy<3"?

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:21 PM

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i think imma repurpose the joker to '5x mult, 1 in 5 chance to add 0 mult instead'

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:22 PM

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broken folio if i ~were~ to credit you would you just want me to put "Lizzyyy<3"?

i wouldnt particularily care about credit since anyone can code but the username will do if you wanna :3

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i accidnetally left your username in the code still XD

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:22 PM

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yippee!! :3

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lmAO

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i think i need to redo how i'm doing Worm

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it's not done yet but part of it is that if Early Bird appears in shop Worm is destroyed

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:24 PM

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what doe worm do, also great idea love the synergy

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:24 PM

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Worm I wanted to randomly lower requirement to pass round

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like reduce by 25% or something, it'd be a rare

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:25 PM

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there a mistake in the code sorry it will say x00 instead of X0

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ok fixed

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:26 PM

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broken folio like reduce by 25% or something, it'd be a rare

that seems really powerful

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:26 PM

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yeah the odds were gonna be like

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1 in 7

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idk

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i literally only started thinking about it because of the "early bird gets the worm" saying

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:27 PM

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oh i never heard that

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though im not english

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ooooh its that

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we say that the one who wakes up early has gold n their mouth

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:28 PM

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i like that more

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that reminded me of the thing where some people put coins on eyes of dead people for some reason

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:29 PM

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i know that from puss in boots

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i think im going to be adding the dentist jokers from a few days ago

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:29 PM

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oh yeah i think i saw that

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i don't think i looked closely though lol

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lots of cool ideas on the sub

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:31 PM

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yes but theyre quite complicated sometimes especially for me where the best thing i did code-wise was make a pvz mod

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:32 PM

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still good practice

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:33 PM

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c++ doe

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and a tad of asm but i have ptsd from that now

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:34 PM

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i love asm ):

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:34 PM

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asm was just hard to learn because it wasnt really documented that well and even less for pvz, we had tons of adresses but no one really cared to make a guide on how to start

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lua instead is really easy to understand

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asmx86*

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:36 PM

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lua is getting more popular nowadays
i like asm because i have to use it for work and whatnot

spiral oak Apr 30, 2025, 5:40 PM

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ah i see
ive never had the excuse to use lua but now i do :)

devout quail Apr 30, 2025, 5:44 PM

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remind me when done pls

broken folio Apr 30, 2025, 5:46 PM

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devout quail remind me when done pls

can do (:

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i'm hoping to make the repo public this weekend but i'm busy with work outside of this so we'll see

broken folio May 2, 2025, 7:23 PM

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cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:27 PM

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broken folio

this doesn't seem too bad, worse chicot/luchador i guess.

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:27 PM

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perfect

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:27 PM

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oh

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:27 PM

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also no it doesn't destroy when it disables plant. gotta do that yourself (:

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:27 PM

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broken folio

whats with the blue border btw?

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:27 PM

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i like borders

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:28 PM

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no i just mean all jokers usually have a white border i was just wondering why here it was BLUE

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:28 PM

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just felt like it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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genuinely no reason

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:28 PM

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its fine lol i was just curious

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:28 PM

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suddenly tempted to make it so the borders can color cycle

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:29 PM

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if i had to give a suggestion, try making something that makes you pray for it to be something but a lot of the time isnt

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like ancient joker randomness but worse.

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:29 PM

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"1 in 5 chance to make Boss Blind The Plant at start of third round"
"1 in 2 chance to disable The Plant Boss Blind"

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:30 PM

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broken folio "1 in 5 chance to make Boss Blind The Plant at start of third round" "1 in 2 cha...

that should be like the cavendish to the pesticide if you make the pesticide destroy lol

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:30 PM

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tempting...

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:30 PM

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and it'd be called like greenhouse instead of plantation idk

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oops

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i mean

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fuck

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i meeant to say the

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:30 PM

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"crop duster"

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:30 PM

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yeah like that

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i read the joker name wrong

broken folio May 2, 2025, 8:31 PM

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i shall think about it

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lol

cyan stone May 2, 2025, 8:31 PM

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also where'd you get the template from btw

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how did you get the joker name and badge perfect like that

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like on the image

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if it wasnt clear

lavish tinsel May 2, 2025, 9:57 PM

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i dont like how it has mixels

spiral oak May 4, 2025, 8:26 PM

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broken folio

thank you for your service

broken folio May 4, 2025, 11:19 PM

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cyan stone also where'd you get the template from btw

OfMonstersAndKen's text editor!

torpid kraken May 8, 2025, 1:23 AM

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broken folio OfMonstersAndKen's text editor!

i might be stupid

broken folio May 8, 2025, 1:24 AM

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just like me fr 🙏

#[WIP] No One is Happy || Adds slightly to immensely irritating Jokers to work with!