Resurgence (WIP) - Primordial Arts

[night prism]

if there's sexuality, then there must also be pentuality

and tetruality

and so on

which one?

[static finch]

haha I can't send it

FUCK YOU DISCORD

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1ds31v9/no_condoms_skin_on_skin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

this one

and fuck you autocorrect too

[night prism]

you know what? imma do this

[static finch]

ye olde

[night prism]

i know

also, it's from last year

[static finch]

I saw it like 5 times already

[night prism]

you know what i saw 5 times already?

[dusty river]

just pick titles you think work for you, if they don't fit in the future, change em

nothings permenant

[night prism]

thanks mom

thanks for being so supportive

[dusty river]

anyway, what'd I miss for the past 6 hours? lmao

[night prism]

not much?

[static finch]

I was planning on spinning the wheel with hrt

[night prism]

i still didn't get anything done for the music

[static finch]

worry not

we're in no rush

[static finch]

still cis btw

[night prism]

if u do it imma be able to flirt back in 3 months

[static finch]

well uh

[dusty river]

liar, accept your fate

[night prism]

then it's the end for u

[static finch]

I don't think it will be that fast

[static finch]

you suck at flirting?

[night prism]

you don't need to fully transition

i'm not picky

[static finch]

are you

it's not a snappy thing

I heard

[night prism]

.

i know

[static finch]

it's still a 1 in 2

[night prism]

2 face ass statement

[static finch]

no fate itself

the joke was her joker

[night prism]

mine is funnier

modestly

[static finch]

suuure

whatever you say

[night prism]

sorry, i just rewatched the dark knight yesterday and it was on my mind

[static finch]

in the meantime mr tight ass here is already planning to flirt

[night prism]

everything depends on the coin flip

don't forget to get oops all 6s tho

[static finch]

hah

the coin flip is rigged

I have a 2 faced coin

[night prism]

always has been

[dusty river]

gulag, I am approaching

[static finch]

but there is a 50/50 i forget which face it has

[night prism]

you already know the truth inside your heart

[static finch]

and there's that 2% something it lands on the side

[night prism]

not even close to 2%

[static finch]

aw fuck

i forgot about gifs

[static finch]

something something whelp I must be mixing chances

[night prism]

more like 0%, since the momentum would make it fall anyway

[static finch]

idk if there's a gap

[night prism]

didn't u say you dowload all of them?

liar

[static finch]

on PC

[night prism]

and gay

[dusty river]

https://www.tumblr.com/heirhonkful/782226019020079104?source=share

[static finch]

do you think I'm on PC

[night prism]

fair

[static finch]

I cast 9mm baby

[static finch]

you too, bucko

[night prism]

what's this, some sort of blatro?

(as in joke)

[static finch]

this sucks

boo

also it was the term for jester not joke

but you're a real joker aren't you

[night prism]

and guess what jesters do as a job?

[static finch]

act like idiots

takes one to know one though

[dusty river]

anyway, I'mma go in and fix punk hopefully

[static finch]

gl

soldier

[night prism]

gdthulhu new a apocalyptic?

[dusty river]

😭 gulag, question, how tf do you actually bugfix, I always get lost whenever idk what the issue is, no idea where to look/what to look for/etc

[static finch]

the mystic modder powers

[night prism]

well, this is a very broad question

[dusty river]

like, i don't see anything wrong w the code here that'd cause punk to not work rn

[night prism]

but print() is your best tool

[dusty river]

nvm, as always, it was a stupid mistake lol

[night prism]

real

[dusty river]

I never swapped the held in hand mult cards for held in hand steel cards like I meant to lol

[night prism]

i just now realized that the last prism commit caused all chips messages to bug

and say "+x chips" rather than just "+x"

[static finch]

that is stupid funny

[night prism]

one this i recommended is to put the steel check after the mult one

[static finch]

(I feel your pain)

[night prism]

otherwise you are doing a ton of useless calculations

and milo will not play the mod because it lags

I HATE OPTIMIZATION, I HATE OPTIMIZATION, I HATE OPTIMIZATION

I LIKE MY CODE TAKING 5 YEARS TO EXECUTE

[dusty river]

I'm still unsure what's up with this lol

[night prism]

you are making a buch of useless calculations

rn, each card iterates trough all cards in hand

[dusty river]

wait, and if I put it after the mult cards, the mult cards are gonna give the wrong value :<

oh wait

[static finch]

i would suffer for my own mod anyway

[dusty river]

I'm fucking dumb lol, I understand

[static finch]

me more

silence ye fool

[dusty river]

you mean to put the steel condition inside of the mult condition, got ya, lol

[night prism]

yeah

one of the few things i dislike about godot is how slow GDScript is

i need to optimize the shit out of it to avoid lag

but coding in it is so fun

[static finch]

"just get a better PC"

[static finch]

can I make this super funny

at my expense

[dusty river]

punk joker is done, just needs loc now :3

[dusty river]

what sense? lol

[static finch]

I was fully convinced

t1tties was what you wrote

fuckin censorship threw me off guard

1984

[dusty river]

lmao

[static finch]

I meaaaan TECHNICALLY

it is true

[dusty river]

I added loc to punk joker :3

tho, it's not really "squared" yet as gulag would say

wait, I just realized that the steel card explaination bit isn't working 😭 lol

[dusty river]

the song I'm listening to has a discord notification sound in it and I'm so upset lmaooooo, I keep thinking people are talking in here lol

[random ridge]

meow

[random ridge]

lol i listen to dariacore like three of the songs i listen to sample it

[dusty river]

lmao hehe

it happens like 4 seconds in lol

[random ridge]

for the life of me rn i can't remember a single song name

especially from dariacore songs

some of them just have no title..

[dusty river]

lol, I know a jpop artist that uses no title songs, her channel has no name either, so finding her is just a once in a blue moon thing, lol

I should really follow her lol, I keep losing it lmao

[random ridge]

one of the songs i listen to has No Title and No Name

just dropped heat and disappeared forever

[static finch]

https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/900250

first thing I thought of

[night prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfSVaAmEV0U this damn song has one right at the end, and it's so unexpected that it gets me every time

like, it doesn't fit there at all

[static finch]

artists trolling so hard rn

[night prism]

guys, do you think it's fine if i make he music just, have nothing to do with the blatro theme?

because i feel that's limiting me too much to get the right vibe

i guess i can keep some resemblance, like the time

[static finch]

don't you worry

if the apocalypse occurs i'm sure it wouldn't care about the theme

actually

it may be even better if it has nothing to do with it

[static finch]

today your argument was proven

i was just goofing off on ignis with a custom ruleset and some random fuck decided to come un and embody the twitter spirit in chat

[night prism]

Twitter spirit? You mean nazism?

[static finch]

i mean being an annoying toxic fuck

dumbass left wheni told him 2016 is not prehistoric

[night prism]

The two things go hand in hand

[static finch]

the next rando who joined got bulldozed

2 turns

because clear wing synchro dragon is fun

[night prism]

Longest YGO game

[static finch]

real

[night prism]

Another reason i don't like that game

[static finch]

you know

if people played for fun and not tryhard to hell and back it'd be fun

[night prism]

True for most games honestly

[static finch]

as balatro and many other games teach, hyper-optimizing a game also kills the fun

[static finch]

i'd say the vast majority

[night prism]

You mean baron mime and burglar is not peak fun?

[static finch]

btd6 is great cause you can hyper-optimize it and it's fun to do that BUT you can play 99% of the whole thing without trying that hard

[static finch]

i never liked face card builds

[night prism]

It's the only build capable of naneinf tho

[static finch]

in vanilla

[night prism]

Obviously

[static finch]

regardless, looked at some comp decks with pendulum magicians and i cam up with this

[night prism]

Everithing can in cryptid

[static finch]

yes the deck is still half banned but i like drawing

[static finch]

okay i wanna see you naneinf with motebook only

[night prism]

I think i recognize only one card here

[static finch]

i mean

swords of revealing light and pot of greed are ULTRA iconic

just behind graceful charity

what's the only card

[night prism]

Make a guess

It's not hard lol

[static finch]

raigeki?

idk

[night prism]

The only one i have enough patience to read the whole text

[static finch]

hah

[night prism]

3 words is the most i can do

[static finch]

i like pendulums (i know it's not common as an opinion)

[night prism]

Pot of greed consumable when?

Why i can't think of any mod that just let's you draw cards? Only hand size increases are common

I guess prism does, with burnt cards

[static finch]

it exists

on a half dead very broken mod i used

enemy controller was fun cause it removed stickers

[night prism]

We need a joker that's a whole different game

Like that one from Revo's

[static finch]

you mean buckshot roulette

[night prism]

Yes

A joker that lets you play doom?

[static finch]

i highly doubt that will be useful

or not laggy

[night prism]

But it's funny

Also fully animated Bad Apple, has anyone done that before in balatro?

That's actually feasible

[static finch]

it would be stupid funny

[night prism]

making the music sync would be a pain in the ass though

[static finch]

rip

[night prism]

the funny thing is that the music would starts already from the shop

since the animation is always on

[static finch]

imagine getting bad apple'd

[night prism]

actually, it should play it in the collection too

[static finch]

good idea

[night prism]

We composing fr today

[static finch]

okay mozart

[night prism]

i'm sure mozart used a midi keyboard too

[static finch]

yes he did

[dusty river]

I am awake nows

[distant pilot]

can i ask how this thread has 33k messages? what's the lore?

[night prism]

autism

[static finch]

real

[distant pilot]

awesome

[night prism]

@dusty river

[dusty river]

hmmmm maybe? I think that'd be fine, as long as it, like, fits I guess, idk, lmao

[dusty river]

I'mma head off for a bit

did u ever start the art for twin ends? or start the code for the primer reworks?

just reminding u

@night prism ? (just realized I never @ed you, lol)

[night prism]

i tried something for twin ends but i ended up scrapping it, imma try again later

for now i'm working at the music

[dusty river]

okey 👍

[night prism]

atm i only have this sketch here, it's the same time and tempo as the original theme, as well as the same key

i'm still unsure about the instrumentation to use

it has a pretty snappy rhythm which i like

[dusty river]

mhh, something feels off about it atm, but I don't know enough about music to tell what it is lol, sorry

[night prism]

the rhythm fills a bit off since it's in an odd meter, and without drums it's a bit hard to feel the pulse

tho, i don't know if this is what's bugging you

can u tell if it's the rhythm or the notes?

[dusty river]

I'm... not sure lol... one sec, let me give it another listen and see

idk, I feel like, uhmm, the note before the previous note doesn't blend that well? if that makes any sense? like I said, I have no clue about music stuffs lol

it's also possible that it may be a placebo, from the lack of drums like you were talking or something

some jonkers added into the sheet, thoughts?

demily's been there longer, but the other 3 were just added

[night prism]

listen to the worst amen break chops even conceived

this sounds so goofy rn with the piano

[dusty river]

Ooooo, it's definantly feeling better already

[night prism]

the piano is just a placeholder

i dunno what instruments to use

[dusty river]

hmm, I feel like the vibe is close, maybe something with more "snap" at the end of the notes? if that makes sense?

(for an insrument to replace the piano)

[dusty river]

just realized I never showed watercolor, lol, new edition I made specifically cuz I thought negative was too much and no negative was too little with ado's effect lmao

[night prism]

I'm probably splitting the piano into multiple instruments

[night prism]

https://youtu.be/yQ2LGEqyvdk?feature=shared funnily enough this was my main inspiration for this

[static finch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/s/kcEvdROjoo @night prism PRINT.

[night prism]

How much do the drums suck from 1 to 10? @static finch

[static finch]

i dunno

it sounds like they shouldn't be there

aaanyway

[night prism]

Well, tbf they are the only part that should

[static finch]

that random fuck harassed me again so i modified an old tournament deck from 2021

instead of using my own

because fun is always unattainable

[night prism]

As everything else will be changed

[night prism]

this is so fire tho

one can't go wrong with this

some progress

i think i got the vibe, kinda

this sound less epic than i originally planned, but it has that "stuff is falling apart" kinda vibe

imma make it darker tho

[static finch]

@dusty river

[dusty river]

mhhhh

cave tunes :3

I'm gonna be out for a bit, lol, sowwy

[dusty river]

mhh, low effort ☝️🧐

(I'm thinking, maybe I should take that deck idea I shared earlier, and merge that with Joker 64, maybe make a new consumable type for it and everything)

[static finch]

BYE BYE GAY BOWSER

[dusty river]

so true

[static finch]

so i'll show you this deck

and i won't elaborate

[dusty river]

thoughts? what rarities should these be?

[static finch]

uncommon, uncommon, common and uncommon

imo

[dusty river]

I'll run w that 👍

[dusty river]

I made these, cuz I thought there wasn't many jokers out there which synergized with specific seals and thought it'd be nice to have some

[night prism]

how's this?

i didn't get any answer on the last one :(

[static finch]

sounds like

not apocalyptic more like mirror world-esque

[night prism]

yeah, i feel like that too

[dusty river]

I'm hearing it like, ultrakill 1-3 style

[night prism]

but i like it as a piece on is own

[night prism]

like, forget about the apocalyptic part for a sec, how is this in general?

[static finch]

great

absolutely great

[dusty river]

it's awesome

[dusty river]

with u saying this, I immedietly thought celeste

this track reminds me of both the scenes where you're chased by [SPOILER] and of the hotel

[night prism]

fun fact: the synth i'm using is called celeste

[dusty river]

what are the chances lmao

[night prism]

maybe that's my deep and unconditional love for Lena Raine slipping trough

[static finch]

that old guy

[night prism]

her music is on another level

[static finch]

so real

[night prism]

my buddy oshiro

[dusty river]

in the first point I was talking about ||badeline|| lol

[static finch]

oh

the hell if i know

they're the only 2 that chase you

[night prism]

and she referenced both

so

i feel like i need to start putting my music on streaming platforms

[dusty river]

u make fire, true, true, fire

[night prism]

As i'm finally starting to feel satisfied enough with stuff i make

I do have a soundcloud account

But it's empty

[static finch]

real

[dusty river]

honestly, ur stuff is good enough u could be on the ultrakill soundtrack, like, really

[static finch]

real

[night prism]

I mean, not really the game i'd strive for, but thank you

The soundtrack is pretty solid indeed

The fans on the other hand...

[dusty river]

me? I is not good person? 🥺 /j

[static finch]

furry femboys are the BEST

you heretic

[night prism]

Also, since we are on the musuc topic, listen to this banger @static finch https://youtu.be/RflR6V4TK_g?si=D16380q-SDAvziUe

[dusty river]

jujutsu kaisen ending 1 ?

[night prism]

They are soooo annoying tho

And unfunny

[dusty river]

||the gifs at home, lmao||

[night prism]

U can send gifs

As long as you upload them manually

Only tenor is banned

[dusty river]

I'd need to download them all tho, lmaoo 😭

[static finch]

3:

[night prism]

The price to pay for salvation

[static finch]

ooo

[night prism]

The whole album is so good

[static finch]

why do you hate me 3:

[dusty river]

I am also ultrakill fan

[night prism]

I don't

But i find you annoying

[static finch]

boykisserSad~2

[night prism]

[dusty river]

m-m-m-me? why would you be so mean! Baka! baka! baka!

[night prism]

I was talking to them, tho you are also an ultrakill fan so...

[static finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045260764740583444/1366887332221030500/RDT_20250429_232205260815683187923685.jpg?ex=68188347&is=681731c7&hm=f596278f5565dcf293e587ec033bd73faf7a534ec854e51e85570f05a4cf386b&

[static finch]

i'm sorry, can we not be gay and slay angels in peace

[dusty river]

baka cat

[night prism]

Why chinese?

[static finch]

yes.

[night prism]

U can be gay

Gay all over the place

Man, if only i were gay too, it would be over for you mfs

[dusty river]

you know what? u are right, there's a weird large section of ultrakill fans that are unfunny, specifically, the one's that like Maxor, ueeueheghghh

[night prism]

But God decided to give me the straight

[dusty river]

also, I am a girl? wtf?

[night prism]

What?

I'm not talking about you

[dusty river]

I thought so but

you said "mfs"

[night prism]

I know, don't worry lol

[dusty river]

"mfs" = "motherfuckers" = plural

[static finch]

sure sure

[night prism]

It was like, in general

[static finch]

whatever you say

do

[night prism]

Like, all man

[dusty river]

ahhhh I see

I understand nows

[night prism]

Don't worry I'm not forgetting u're a girl, I have the vendord plugin that shows pronouns next to the name on

[dusty river]

also, easy solution, defy god and become gay, simple as that ☝️

[static finch]

v1 defied god and nothing bad happened

[night prism]

I should revoke my baptism actually

[static finch]

ya know

[static finch]

i will

[night prism]

It starts to weight on me

[static finch]

fuck god and his normal water

[static finch]

weigh*

:3

[night prism]

This was the auto correct tho

Man, I hate typing on the phone

Why are all letters capitalized? you bastard

[dusty river]

fallout boy song name
Why Are All Letters Capitalized? You Bastard

[night prism]

It's funny that it's faster getting excommunicated compared to reverting your baptism

I should do that

Leaving this church with glory

Well, at least it's a catholic baptism and I'm not one of those sycho protestants

[static finch]

lolz

[static finch]

psycho puritans tooo

[night prism]

Martin luter was the last good protestant

[static finch]

lolz

first and last

[night prism]

He said: "fuck the pope and the church"

And made a church that was somehow worse

Like, it takes skill to do so

[static finch]

well

obviously

you gotta believe in yourself to suck even more

[night prism]

real

Now that the Wope died we are so fucked

[dusty river]

the Wope, lmao

#1353027212772769792 message

what were ur thoughts on these btw?

:3

[night prism]

femtanyl text makes no sense

twice as common compared to what?

[dusty river]

as what they'd normally be, that is, for example, if there were a voucher which also added music cards to shop, which I assume there would be

[night prism]

well, considering normally they are not it's a bit weird

also, what's watercolor?

[dusty river]

here, lol

[night prism]

they are pretty good

i like salem

[dusty river]

salems effect took me a while to think of, but I like how it came out :>

another music card legendary I forgor to show in that btw :>

[night prism]

this can create a pretty cool loop

as modulation combos with itself very well

but also, if u have a lot of 20s it will make them into 2s

actually any amount of 20s will

[night prism]

for a second i thought is was from PVZ lol

pvz planars when?

[dusty river]

mhhh tru, pvz planars would be cool

[night prism]

lol, it would be very silly

[dusty river]

tho, I'm trying to think of, like, characters and stuff, as that's kinda required for the whole planar thing

maybe the gw2 classes?

[night prism]

well, plants kinda are characters

[dusty river]

like, instead of just Sunflower, I feel like Electric Sunflower is much more pvz specific, u know?

[night prism]

the almanac refers to them like they are an individual

[dusty river]

you know, fair

[static finch]

well sunflower fanart better

[night prism]

the sunflower from pvz heroes specifically

[dusty river]

I think, I kind of forgot that, the planar bit on the bottom may be enough to differentiate them

[static finch]

wdym

[dusty river]

the label

idk lol

[night prism]

totally normal fanart

this was the most normal i found actually

[static finch]

yeees

[static finch]

go get the worst.

[dusty river]

abs 🤤

[static finch]

cropped porn? the joke of all time

[static finch]

gurl https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1287434881042747403.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[night prism]

my fucking god...

[static finch]

fat fuck

[dusty river]

you know what's funnier than cropped porn? :3 [This message was taken down by discord moderators]

[static finch]

tell me

what would

[night prism]

ok, i'm stopping after this one

[static finch]

tbf

what's so scandalous

I don't see the issue

[night prism]

nothing really

[static finch]

other than people liking big boobs (shocker)

[night prism]

but i want to remember you how the actual character looks in comparison lol

she's hotter like this

[static finch]

not human enough

pass

[static finch]

what if I told you

I don't care

[night prism]

this is hotter tho

[night prism]

real

[static finch]

going down blazing

just like you

[dusty river]

that... is a suprise to me. I took you to be the kind to like werewolves and stuff, lol

[night prism]

plants are not my thing, you know

[night prism]

losercity user

do i need to say more?

[static finch]

is that a flower or a gay furry

tell me

[dusty river]

flowers are a kind of gay furry

[static finch]

uuuhh

HOW?

[night prism]

they sure are gay

dunno about furry

[static finch]

just go look up Florans

[dusty river]

I would tell you, but I am not posting cropped porn like someone else lmao

[static finch]

idk depends

[static finch]

send the full thing then

be better

be braver

[dusty river]

I am not risking my entire balatro mod for a joke LMAO

[static finch]

what's the r34 motto?

[static finch]

DMs then

[night prism]

i wan't expecting the preview lol

[dusty river]

finally, UNcropped porn as a joke

[static finch]

absolute fucking idiot

CONGRATS YOU OUTDID YOURSELF

mr tight ass strikes again

[night prism]

what did i do?

i'm not banned

so this is fine

[static finch]

for now

[night prism]

egg would never

[static finch]

or would they

https://cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1252308191119675422.png

aww dang it

didn't get the reply

[night prism]

boring

[dusty river]

😭 like, 2-3 months lmao

[night prism]

porn is boring

[static finch]

I was joking you idiot

[night prism]

lol

[static finch]

real

[static finch]

spy gaming not permitted

[night prism]

sex is boring

life is boring

[dusty river]

balatro server so epic it censors the hatred of porn, awesome

[night prism]

true, we can only like porn here

[static finch]

Jimbo is freaky

[dusty river]

Jimbo is Wild (card)

[night prism]

https://github.com/prettypinkpansy/jimbos-big-naturals

[static finch]

I don't like that mod

[night prism]

42 stars lol

[static finch]

the universe compels me

[night prism]

paperback has 47💀

[dusty river]

the meaning of the universe being 42 makes no sense, it should be 69

[night prism]

only 12% more than big naturals

prism has 12 tho

[night prism]

gay

boobs are based

ok, i sound like an alien pretending to be straight

[static finch]

duh

[static finch]

I like boobs too but

not that artstyle

[dusty river]

honestly, I agree w milo, it's only bad cuz it's NOT BOOBY ENOUGH THO, like, those thangs are spheres, that aint the weight real booba have, and my lesbian brain is angy

[night prism]

straight

[static finch]

real

[static finch]

all

[night prism]

(you can't like more than one gender)

that's the law

[static finch]

I like all genders

[night prism]

so real

[night prism]

fake

[static finch]

fuck you :3

[dusty river]

mhh, anarchist lazer (explodes u into 100,000,000 pieces)

[night prism]

everyone knows that you are either gay or straight

[static finch]

everyone knows that you're a bi tgirl too

[night prism]

relevant

[night prism]

not yet

[static finch]

one of us

[dusty river]

take the red pill (estrogen pill)

[static finch]

one of us

[static finch]

t or e

matrix moment

[night prism]

this isn't even satire at this point

this is just true

[static finch]

what?

who?

[night prism]

what are u not understanding, my child?

[static finch]

who the hell are these people

what does that mean

[night prism]

it's making fun at how media pretends bi people don't exist

everyone either being gay or straight

it's a scene from The Boys

tho i'm not sure i watched that season

i dropped it a while ago

[static finch]

the boys

talks about lesbians

something something tgirl hangout group

[night prism]

the girls doesn't sound nearly as good

[dusty river]

the girls would be an awesome show, I hate the boys, the girls sounds amazing tho, hehehe

same theme tho, still a group of girls killing supers and getting blood everywhere lol

[night prism]

I guess

[dusty river]

you don't get it, something tells me u never watched the new she-ra

[night prism]

The what?

[dusty river]

the show with these gay fucks, lol, hehehe

[static finch]

oh hey it's that one show that collaborated with btd6 to give us the ugliest skin ever

[night prism]

Gay fucks are everywhere

Good i guess?

[static finch]

GREAT EVEN

[dusty river]

catra destoyed fucking reality once cuz she was mad that adora didn't live in her house anymore, lmao

[static finch]

@night prism

[static finch]

something something Niko solos

[dusty river]

sailor moon solos all

[night prism]

Hindu mythology in a nutshell

[static finch]

if there's niko

there's a player

and the player has control over the whole dimension

sooo

[night prism]

Real

[static finch]

feel the burn

[night prism]

I solo all of fiction

Imagine not even existing lol

[static finch]

that's why the player solos

[night prism]

But do they solo me?

[dusty river]

in that logic, all fictional character fights is just a player fighting themselves, lmao

[night prism]

I don't think the average oneshot player is very fit

[dusty river]

Niko vs Frisk
player starts punching themself

[night prism]

Niko no diff

Man, I hate powerscalers sooo much

[static finch]

yeah but

[night prism]

I want to kill all of them

[static finch]

there is literally no way to powerscale right

it's all smoke and mirrors

[night prism]

True

[dusty river]

tru

[static finch]

as such my favorites win every time

[night prism]

I don't want to be told how SpongeBob kills superman

[static finch]

because saying this is as legit as any other method

[static finch]

cartoon logic dictates that the TF2 cast wins always

[night prism]

I'm lucky superman is my fav then, he wins anyway

[static finch]

hale can just punch yetis so hard they explode ffs

[static finch]

the mercs get kryptonite because engie knows what he's doing

[night prism]

Superman Is fater than light

Good luck

[static finch]

if he's literally next to kryptonite

I don't think so

[dusty river]

I think it'd be funny to start doing Character vs Character but instead of trying to see who's stronger, grab the weaker one then say, "ok, now this character needs to win, HOW"

[static finch]

even then dead ringer spy

[static finch]

well RimWorld moment

[night prism]

They don't even have time to think about getting it

They dead

[static finch]

suuure but

[opaque oasis]

hello

[static finch]

they would have some already

[opaque oasis]

i just remember

ed

[static finch]

uwah

[opaque oasis]

that i promised to do gabriel

[dusty river]

hello revo!

[night prism]

Also heat vision works at kilometers of distance

[static finch]

better late than never

[opaque oasis]

well

[static finch]

pyro is immune

[opaque oasis]

its 1.25

and im going to sleep

[static finch]

dw

[opaque oasis]

but i'll be working on gabriel tmrrw

[static finch]

thank u

[dusty river]

okey! see u tommorow!

[night prism]

The answer is always brain cancer

[static finch]

the what

[dusty river]

like, take v1 and have a minecraft villager beat the hell outta them hehe

[night prism]

Anyway, I'm busy building power scaler concentration camps

[dusty river]

facist :\

[night prism]

Lemme think

[static finch]

based genocide

[night prism]

Everyone u don't like is a fascist now, how is genocide fascist?

[static finch]

he's steve's favorite villager and it's modded :3

[night prism]

It's just common sense

[night prism]

Vanilla Steve beats v1's ass too

[static finch]

maybe but

funny op as fuck weapons

I CAST AVARITIA

[dusty river]

mc steve builds noob tower, v1 ultrajumps, mc steve pours lava on v1s head as it ascends

[static finch]

canon V1 would just spam ricoshots

[dusty river]

omg wait

mc steve with shield

[night prism]

Shield is impenetrabile

Fucking auto correct

[dusty river]

bullet hits shield, ricochets like coin, hits v1 in face, lmao

[static finch]

real

shields suck I wanna spam my sword

anyway, NIKO

(top right literally me)

[night prism]

Milo vs goku, how do they win?

I'm sure they can

[static finch]

ideally I wouldn't fight

alt wincon

[night prism]

You must

[dusty river]

banana peel

[static finch]

you don't get it

alt wincon is still taking him

not in a fight

[dusty river]

goku dies to strategicly placed banana peel

[static finch]

Super Mario ass

[night prism]

Nah he wins there too

[static finch]

what

how

[night prism]

Peak fiction

[static finch]

whatever, have this

[dusty river]

girls :3

[static finch]

(only good thing in paldea other than that blond twink)

[night prism]

Would

[static finch]

I'm afraid that's a boi

[night prism]

What is it tho?

[static finch]

universal would

[dusty river]

says who?

estrogen her

[static finch]

fair enough

[night prism]

You either die a boy or live long enough to became a girl

[static finch]

live you shall

[night prism]

Life is suffering

[static finch]

you just gotta find beauty in the suffering

[dusty river]

life is suffering cuz u aren't on E 🏳️‍⚧️

[night prism]

Your ass

[static finch]

I'm quoting here

[night prism]

Maybe life is beautiful and I just have gender dysphoria

[static finch]

also wait that is easily misinterpretable

[night prism]

Many such cases

[static finch]

I sure do

[night prism]

How?

[dusty river]

(I'll be honest here, this is something I learned the hard way myself, lol)

[night prism]

There's only one way of reading that

[static finch]

your escape from suffering is my ass

or was that supposed to mean that

[night prism]

Yeah, how else could you read that?

[static finch]

how so

[static finch]

idk maybe you were going to type something else and forgot

[night prism]

Nah, the joke is sodomy

Truly peak humor

[static finch]

ikr

i love sodomy

[night prism]

(Kill me please)

[static finch]

say gex

[static finch]

with cuddles

[night prism]

Fair

[dusty river]

before I knew who I was, I thought I was just endlessly depressed for no reason, ONE youtube video made me realize

[night prism]

As long as I die in the end

I can cuddle as much as u want

[static finch]

well

[night prism]

Which one, maybe it works on me too

[static finch]

nobody said you have to die WHILE cuddling

[night prism]

At the end is fine

[night prism]

Blahaj

[static finch]

I dunno I just looked at porn for fun and then like 1 year ago something I just thought to myself "hey that's a lotta gay stuff maybe I wanna be like that"

very boring ik

[night prism]

I haven't seen mine in over a year

[static finch]

femobys cuddling is peak

[dusty river]

it's a bit "cringe" you could say, but look for a OneTopicAtATime video, one for r/Traa or r/EggIRL is good, if you find yourself relating to a lil bit too much of the jokes, chances are

I watched one, like, 5ish years ago now, so it may not be as good anymore lol

[static finch]

oh my god not that guy again

[night prism]

Oh no, the unfunny trans reddit

[static finch]

service to the community n all

but god he's so BASIC

[night prism]

Cis reddit is already bad enough

[static finch]

I can read gay posts on my own

[dusty river]

listen, it's unfunny, but it shows you things

[static finch]

(I am in both subs)

(shocker huh)

[dusty river]

like a fucked up tarot deck

[static finch]

THE TOWER

[night prism]

The estrogen

[static finch]

the empress

[dusty river]

The Blahaj
The Monster Can
The Spinny

[static finch]

real

[dusty river]

I was there for long enough I can concept some lmao

[static finch]

wth discord

[night prism]

Swedish peak language

[static finch]

noita ass

[night prism]

Ass is good

[static finch]

boys' asses

gotcha thinking of those

[night prism]

Nah

[static finch]

for a second at least

[night prism]

They are boring

[static finch]

you are too

[night prism]

True

[dusty river]

u be looking at the wrong boys me thinks

[static finch]

real me affirms

gimme 3 months

[night prism]

Maybe I am

[static finch]

you are

I didn't look at anyone round here once

[night prism]

I'm not really looking at boys in general

[static finch]

and I already knew they were trash

[static finch]

I'm not looking

me fr

[dusty river]

the first sign I ever had that I was bi was a single video of femboy eeveelutions lol

[static finch]

Vaporeon permeates our media

[night prism]

Femboys are cheating tho

[dusty river]

they aren't tbh actually, first sign there

think of this

what is your limit? what do you consider a femboy?

[static finch]

I'm going smack dab in the middle

[night prism]

Well, u can do that with mam and woman too then

[dusty river]

yes you can, also, I like how you accidentally made only lesbians exist lol

[static finch]

tomboys goooood

[static finch]

guess I don't exist then

[dusty river]

Maam and Woman lol

[night prism]

As everything should be

[static finch]

Mann.

co.

[dusty river]

Womann. co.

[static finch]

Mrs. Pauling is irrelevant

but the team is all femobys anyway

[dusty river]

actually gulag, I think there's a single meme which catches people more often than any other, I'll see if I can find a good one

[static finch]

lemme seeeeee

also have this in the meantime

[night prism]

I played celeste and I'm still cis

I doubt this will get me

[static finch]

cisleste

[static finch]

i played Celeste and I played it without knowledge

it led to nothing

so

[night prism]

Well, you are still gay tho

[static finch]

i was before that

didn't even know it was the de facto trans game

[dusty river]

ok, so, I can't find as many as I remember, but any in this vain lmao

[night prism]

Why is it a but?

[dusty river]

used to find this stuffs on every standard anime subreddit with "why on earth would I NOT pick that?" in every comment

[night prism]

It's a plus in my book

[static finch]

ah

that one

[night prism]

Like i'm hot as fuck and i also like girls?

Sign me in

[static finch]

i dunno you already did

apparently

[night prism]

Yeah

[static finch]

also normally people wouldn't find a genderbend of themselves hot SO

[night prism]

I like it this way

[dusty river]

essentially, question is, if you would press the button, probably best to give some 🏳️‍⚧️ a try hehe

[static finch]

trans be upon thee

[static finch]

fact*

[night prism]

Wouldn't they?

[static finch]

no they would not

[night prism]

Liar

[dusty river]

then get signed in, pick up your flag 🏳️‍⚧️

[night prism]

Ok, i guess

[static finch]

ONE OF US

[night prism]

But it must be anime girl

[static finch]

ONE OF US

[night prism]

Otherwise it's a scam

[static finch]

sorry mate it's too idealized

[night prism]

False advertisement

[dusty river]

read this :3
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/i-want-to-be-a-cute-anime-girl/list?title_no=349416

[night prism]

I want my testosterone back

[static finch]

mf you will never have any

no more

[night prism]

Azul <3

[night prism]

Noooooo

I'm so cooked

[static finch]

slow boil

[night prism]

Boiled egg

[dusty river]

||essentially, the "I only want to be an ANIME girl" is a falsehood cooked up by ur head, real girls are anime girls, find yourself <3||

[night prism]

We live in an anime?

Why are boobs so small then?

[static finch]

reality is often stranger than fiction

[static finch]

transplant time :3

[dusty river]

no estrogen :3

[night prism]

Why don't people shoot blood out of their nose at 35 atm when blushing?

[dusty river]

u need estrogen, that should fix that

[static finch]

they do in plague inc (I have Greenland fully infected)

[night prism]

If i know something about trans woman is that they always complain about their boobs being too small

[static finch]

i want the boobs and I want the mood swings :3

[night prism]

So dunno

[static finch]

it's genetics

all you do is get the ones you would've gotten if you were afab

[dusty river]

fun fact, there's another hormone for that if ur dissapointed with the outcome of estrogen

[night prism]

I guess

[static finch]

let's hope my fucked genetics don't give me d cups or something

[dusty river]

that's our good friend progesterone if I recall

[night prism]

Boobstosterone

[static finch]

I just want the boymoder boobs

[night prism]

Your what now?

[static finch]

okay sooo

[night prism]

Sorry, i'm not that deep into gay lore

[static finch]

boymoding is slang for faking being a boy mid transition and as such most don't have HONKERS yet

[night prism]

Bagonkers you might say

Also me fr

[static finch]

so

you want them?

[night prism]

What, no obviously

Why would i?

[static finch]

ONE OF US (DON'T LIE)

[static finch]

you JUST said

me fr

[night prism]

b-boobs

[static finch]

they cute

[night prism]

I l-like

[static finch]

@dusty river do you speak bottom

I'm not fluent in it yet

[dusty river]

mhhh

[static finch]

I'm sure you do

:3

[dusty river]

I think she'd like these effects :3

[night prism]

I already gave you my answer

[static finch]

the prophecy MUST BE FULFILLED

(not the only thing to be fulfilled)

[night prism]

Am i the chosen one?

[static finch]

no the joke is porn

[dusty river]

I do know, cuz I have 3 bottoms in my dms 😎

[static finch]

and you're the 4th wheel

[night prism]

liar

[static finch]

you're a bottom in 3 DMS maybe

that's more believable

[night prism]

Real

You both use ":3", no way any of you is a top

[dusty river]

you have no idea what I am capable of >:{

[night prism]

I'm above such labels as i am straight

[static finch]

"I can take 'em"

[static finch]

power bottoms club

[dusty river]

my name's persephone, not aphrodite, I am the goddess of death for fucks sake lmao

[night prism]

Bottom is bottom

All the same to me

[static finch]

bitch do I look like I care

[dusty river]

I AM NOT A BUTCH YOU MOTHERF-

[static finch]

mf you have dommy mommy gf ASMR in the background

[static finch]

F

I tried to make a meme ref

[dusty river]

lmao

[night prism]

Actually no

That's cringe

[static finch]

believable

[static finch]

you are

[night prism]

Yes

[dusty river]

have you tried it tho

[night prism]

But i don't consume cringe

[night prism]

No

[static finch]

only once and I was super fuckin bored

maybe that over battlefield 4 was not the best idea

[night prism]

Lol

[static finch]

narrowly escapes a crackshot tryhard

"you love mommy don't you"

[night prism]

i'm sure it helped you killing people

[static finch]

eh I was falling asleep

i guess it did it's job?

[night prism]

Then it worked

[night prism]

Its*

[static finch]

mf autocorrect

hates me

[night prism]

As i said, porn is boring

Asmr is boring

[dusty river]

hav u tried it tho

[night prism]

NO

I tried porn tho

Waste of time

[dusty river]

come oooonnnn look up "asmr for transfem dysphoria" on youtube dooo iiiittttt >:3333

[night prism]

Way better to code balatro mods

[static finch]

you lack human contact

[night prism]

Don't we all?

[static finch]

i like having no one

[night prism]

sure

[dusty river]

not for me lmao, her, if she has the people for it, just like, go to a hotspring with some girls she knows and trusts? or something? idfk lol
(fuck, I'm stressed rn (unrelated to this ofc))

[night prism]

What?

U know what, i don't care

[static finch]

not for me who

i am confuzzled

[night prism]

Anyway, i guess i'm a girl now? I think i lost track

[static finch]

you always were cutie :3

[night prism]

Thank you

How do girls talk?

Do i need to add :3 to every message?

[static finch]

no that's bottom speak

i suppose

[night prism]

You admit it then

Bottomass

[static finch]

:3

well anyway

do you have one or more mental illnesses

[night prism]

Dunno

My estimate is 2

Also, since i girl now i guess i'm not straight anymore :(

[static finch]

oh noo

you can still like boys

[night prism]

Nah, i'll pass

[static finch]

THE BOYKISSER?

[night prism]

Sorry, i'm not gonna peg u

Now i have more important things to think about

[night prism]

Are they both boys here?

[static finch]

aw fuck

i tried

[night prism]

Sorry for not knowing the gender of a fucking dice

[night prism]

Maybe one day

After u transition

[static finch]

I'm just doing it for the boobs

nothin else

[night prism]

I can fuck those too <3

Ok, i take that back

But still

Boobs good

[static finch]

technically yes

you could :3

[night prism]

:)

[static finch]

creepy

[night prism]

true lol

I don't have reasction images on the phone

[night prism]

And i'm not using emojis

[static finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1203092100934144100.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

k lemme show you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1198165792559222928.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

this is a gaymoji

[night prism]

I also don't have vencord here, so no funny server emojis either

[night prism]

The boysmoker

[static finch]

I'd smoke in bed to assert dominance but my lungs would give out 5 seconds in

[night prism]

Smoking is gay(bad)

[static finch]

double model 1987 montage incoming

noob tube snipes

[night prism]

To not comfuse with the rare gay(good)

[static finch]

celeste

@dusty river

[night prism]

Radiance no diff

Sorry med

[static finch]

Maddie no diffs plot armor style

[night prism]

Also why is the godseaker giving the the rock stare?