#Resurgence (WIP) - Primordial Arts
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jokers is #G.jokers.cards
and joker slots is?
inside of planars/undertale.lua
put the joker inside of vampire.lua
good
how do i make an effect return nothing?
all the primordials spawned by sigma should not appear in shop, right?
i don't think so
wdym
like
if you got no free joker slots or are overfilling them
sos should give nothing
obv
add a =
where?
also you can remove the brackets around nil if u want
= should be ==
but i'm not sure why you are doing this
why do you need to check if there are no empty slots?
@static finch
you can just return mult for each joker slot
if they are all full, it will return 0
i honestly can't visualize how to do that
in joker_main just return mult = 15*joker slots
use the vars obv
indeed
just return the mult
if it's 0 it will just do nothing
also, charon rn gives your money x 5
which means it sixtuples you money
or whatever the word for it is
but they wouldn't be free joker slots
specifically
i meant free slots by joker slots
well what do you think i was doing
i thought thought it'd be tidier
but i did overcomplicate this too much didn't i
you can remove the if and elseif
and the last if too
just if context.joker_main then return {whatever} end
just copy paste the return contents
you need to make sure this does not return less than 0
and should add 1 to the xmult
the +1 should be outside
how do i do more than 0
rn if the mult increases it breaks
ok
math.max()
it return the biggest number inside of it
so math.max(mult,0) will give 0 if the mult is less than 0
where do i put it tho
the whole thing should be inside of it for the flat mult
...i am even more confused now
and everything but the +1 for the xmult
?
math.max(anv.multstack*(all that stuff),0)
huh
yes
great
in the second one replace 0 with 1
otherwise it multiplies the mult times 0
try it
surely
anyway, i fixed charon
nice
2 ways to go about that
both good
for once the joke is gay sex(women)
well there's a third worse way to go
a fourth way if you count the lab route
we will ignore that one
the only good type of gay sex
the art? i did the face sprite, but never did the back
yeah the art
you can do what you want in your free time
hm
i mean
why is gay sex (boys) not the better one
because i personally don't find it hot
line 147 is the damn math.max thingy you told me to use
u are being sexism rn
u are being sexism
because when sexism favors women it's fine right?
anyway, i am for both so doesn't matter
yes
eh fair enough
so uh what do i do about this?
jokers.config does not exist
...
well you told me that
shame on you
wait no nvm
it's the one from gaster
wth
does it not have G. at the start?
why the hell
does it work on gaster but not this
?
wait is this joker.card that's wrong or the previous one
OKAY
IT WORKS
and as i thought
it gives +1 mult
at a minimum
why'd you tell me to do that?
i think they're revesed
no i just checked it
top one should have a max of 0
bottom a max of 1
would they
min i mean
it didn't multiply by 0
did u have jonker overflow?
hmm, idk, im trying to do 2 things at once rn, lmao
so brain my be going wrong here lol
U stupid?
yes.
well i fixed it
okey, I'm up for reals now lol
how tf should I word this lmao
if you've never played nubby's number factory, in that game, for each loop of the round goal, you earn extra money, which is what inspired this
ugh
i gotta play that thing someday so this entire server stops talking about it
by pure karmic consequence
wait, what do you mean with 300 round score
just word it like
"earn +1$ more for every amount chips scored after each blind. amount is equal to this ante's small blind. caps at 10"
chips are something different from round score tho
tho, still, thanku, as this still has some good info in it
i mean
isn't uh
@static finch do you know any mod that adds a damn search bar to the collection?
the round score chips in this case
toomanyjokers
though
thank you
it doesn't work on stuff withut loc
not an issue
thanku, I had no idea this existed lol
downloading now
btw, I added weights to the pride flags in the sheets
buff pride
buff pride
that way they don't all have the same chance of replacing the main flag
lmaoo
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT WE AREN'T ALL EQUAL?
heretic
i'll call the gaynquisition
(the reason why is cuz a shocking number of pride flags have white/black and/or pink/purple)
what r ur thoughts on these 2?
I wanted some more synergy for bonus and mult cards
(I know tall joker isn't that strong, but it IS a common)
😭 that was litteraly the main point of these jokers lmao
IT'S RARE THO
i'd say uncommon fits
to make mult/bonus card runs possible
hmmm, I see
but steel cards and mult cards are rare to have together in significant quantities
so make it so the punk itself give the mult then? instead of the mult card?
friggin biker from revo is +1 mult to everything with no conditions
and it's an uncommon
eehhhhh
i think if you made it either a large mult gain to the joker with the same conditions
or
consistent mult gain on everything
it'd make sense
or just slap in in common
gotcha, I changed it up a bit
btw, what's ur thoughts on tall jonker?
like, is it balanced for a common u think?
new punk btw
it's good enough
okay that's way better
approved
5 jokers now that are for various enhancements
oo
cool
seem all pretty good to me
ANYWAY
I declare I will be concepting stupid apocalyptic jokers for my stupid apocalypse era idea
tomorrow and onwards
i'm going to kill myself
is this serious
the damn unbound jokers are driving me insane
no lol
damn 3:
good
but can't you just do it the Revo way
aka crappy but functional
thank god, wish u the best
bruh
they work, there's just a weird edge case that fucks stuff up
aka?
lol sorry if i scared u
not really sure myself actually what is causing it
it probably has to do with retriggers
the game just keeps calling the unbound func forever
hmm, if this were a problem I caused I would think that maybe an end was missing inside a loop
but u way smarter than me lol
it seams to only happen in the ending_shop context though
no loops
so i'm assuming this context is being called over and over
ok, it also happens with other contexts
hmm, ok, maybe a bit of a weird, but, my odd code brain has an idea here
what about making some form of global var that you could activate like a switch so that the effect only happens once?
or something like that, lol
mhh, yeah
this is just shoving the problem under a rug
ok, it's not the function that keeps getting called
just this part
so the add_event thing is causing the issue
wait
maybe i know what's going on
ok found the issue
it seems that if the event does not return it just keeps going until it returns something
since return was inside a conditional block, if the condition was not met it would never return
though there's still a bug
lemme fix it
all works now!!!
we now have 2 functional unbound jokers
with only one being feasible though lol
we need to get the other gabe ingame lol
rn we only have the unbound one right?
yeah
I schedule that for tomorrow
I'll do it
i sadly had to nerf sly, because i have no idea how to check for joker retriggers
aww dang it
but it still works on playing cards
which was the most important part
i actually can look at how gold edition from cryptid does this
i checked wario but that method is not usable here
ok now sly works on joker retriggers too
this can be super strong though
one of each card modifier at 1st ante
why geo hammer though lol
that's just how it turned out lol
of all the possible jokers
it just started with the red paint and the stars aligned lmao
i love it, don't get me wrong, but it's pretty weak
damn, i found another issue with unbounds
this is definitely my fault
for once
i also see trans theme?
ok, maybe it should not work on itself lol
the colors look familiar
yeag lol, I'm using trance
based asf
i just like the og UI
so i don't use it
fair, tbh I've been thinking of switching the colors up cuz of the mod we makin, that way I can see what an average player may see
fixed all the issues with unbound
wowie
so, i may code gab now
since we already have half of it
i love the way gabriel transforms
...from a serious threat to a bottom?
also, bottoms are the fuel of your life
be less harsh
i am a switch you insinuating fuck
I made some placeholders for various planars, but I can't bring myself to use them like this, I NEED to put effort in, lmao
don't worry
you got all the time in the world
well, still half of your life, right?
also if you manage to conjure asset rip and you get vs's sprites i'd be glad
for now, here's a placeholder for slay the spire and vampire survivors
peak
gabriel still a would
wait
love gurlil
i read gabriel nevermind
not beating the allegations
gurlil
our first oc joker added 
what about all the ocs you made
salmon is clearly an oc
fair lmao
scrotum fish
not much scrotum there
what are u refering to? (other than salmon lmao)
all dick, no balls
hyena is clearly a self-insert
OH yeah lol
I mean that is a self insert and not an oc tbf
hyenas are based though, so it's fine
it's a self insert and an oc
says the local everything praiser
i'm not lol
it's not tho, it's literally me 
i shit on stuff all the time lol
you for one
you suck
also, i'm right and you know it
don't be contrarian
niko is too
and the WM
i would be very happy to, i'm not doing this because i wouldn't
:3
niko is based too, if you needed some love
i mean i don't technically but what's more gonna do
make me doubt being poly again?
surely
not
the hell is this?
it's beyond your comprehension
i love horrors beyond my comprehension
indeed it is
adding cthulhu joker?
also it looks like a mirrored plug
what's up with railgun and this obsession
fr
me when eldritch monstrosities
well anyway, surely that's worthy of the apocalyptic rarity
boykisser, apostate of gayness
please let me add lovecraftian entities to the mod lol
it's a polydimensional tree 
i figured
damn trees gettin freaky
too
they actually could fit with the idea milo had
railgun said it's fine
so i guess we adding ancient ones to balatro
WOOOO
ancient ones and an assortment of powerful idiots for no reason
because I CAN
yeag, go for it :3
yogg'sothoth finally will get the rep they deserve
you will be having stupid vampire that breaks the fourth wall and SQUARES next to the old ones
just so you know
moon lord goin in too
sure
duh
real
the squares are literally out of the world's universe in lore
horax is stuck in another dimension after failing to ftl travel
the moon lord literally just tps in
and draculò keeps getting among us and other stupid bullcrap into the VAMPIRE SURVIVORS LOREEE
the moon lord is literally just cthulhu
no it's offbrand half dead cthulhu
well
or dreadbloon if you play on eternity mode
oh, phayze would be pretty funny to have there
all the supernaturally powerful idiots and serious elder gods and then
B A L L O O N
we adding bloodborne planars?
never played that game actually
i need a pc port so bad
i was joking
we should also add a stupid shadow jimbo
but i'd love to play it one day
we already have "joker?"
"joker?" doesn't sound like a shawod the hedgehog ripoff
also
also now that i think about it chaos should be apocalyptic not primordial
THIS IS THE JESTER OF THE ENEMY
WE DO NOT NEED IT
WE WILL NOT USE IT
god this mod is so stupid
like, this just gives you uncountable amounts of mult
uncountable*
god dammit
curse you
also delirium would be fun
even if it's technically uh
just an hallucination
(a very annoying one for my marks)
warcraft elder gods too if i still were into that
never played that so
the grammar is leaving me
neither did i, just a fuckton of hearthstone
unrelated, but today on reddit i saw a dude with a niko pfp and autistic in bio posting ultrakill memes
they are stealing your game
if you didnt know
90% of the oneshot fandom and the ultrakill fandom coincide
and also 90% of those are queer too
for sure
and probably neurodivergent as well
so yk
couldn't ask for better
thank you hakita
it was kinda funny though
not the dude, he was unfunny has hell
he got this from u too
if you weren't kind and a good person
god, this is the most convoluted wording ever lol
i'd be spamming bestemmie like i was giordano bruno before the execution
real
I wasn't sure how to word it better lmao 😭
love u too <3
i still don't see the theme for music cards
they are just random shit
like, mechanically
oh oh
hmm?
make them different genrse instead of notes?
so the random effects make sense
the theme should be the vague non-theming
they are whatever rn
meta i know
so far, the only named one is Octave
i was looking at them to add names
try the mist mod for enter the gungeon
it's super fun
and the character is relatable
(literally just smoke with a purple sweater)
maybe after I actually beat the game once lmao
this mf KILLS.
still haven't even unlocked a single new character or nothing lol
they are pretty hard to unlock ngl
the paradox is maybe the easiest
also use marine or huntress as the first ones you do stuff with
marine is just good
and huntress' crossbow is a good boss weapon first 2 floors
believe it or not
new music card joker obtained
sorry, i just find the fact that he has GVIDO written on top so funny
I've been maining the one w the dog, which I believe is huntress
love that crossbow
she based
i personally main robot as i hate myself
at least in vanilla
i mained her too
sadly i was too bad
she is the best at the start
but marine is consistent throughout the whole game
i figured
as the combat training passive thingy is GOOD.
but i still sucked
@static finch how do we call the rarity?
eldritch seems to basic imo
also there are so many rarities lol
did you see revo's
did you see jen's
i feet this addition is cool because it gives more longevity to the runs
i feet
eh, not into those, you do you
omg
lol
i think if we just add op jokers with no new challenge the game will just became stale
probably we should add a few boss blinds too
for endless specifically
indeed but no weird finnish names
like SOMEONE did
we should call them something stupid in italian
alla VS pun
finnish is cool as hell though
i just can't be bothered
so real
i saw a mod back then that added blinds that worked almost like undertale bosses
with a whole gimmick and a sort of puzzle mechanic lol
multiple phases too
i think a sort of super finisher blind at ante 16 would be cool
nothing too complex though
@dusty river what do you think of this?
i got some ideas
like
What if ante 8 is like the WoF in terraria, and after it's defeated crazy stuff starts happening all the time
destroy every played and in hand card after hand scores
that was my idea with the apocalyptic era
I like it
And as long as we don't make it to weird it definitely can be done
"too weird"
mate i'm lazy
i wouldn't
that's nice, yeah
I honestly think that we should add some kind of extra ante scaling in some sense for endless mode, that way crazy primodial runs can still, maybe, in some way, some how, die (tho, I don't like the way some mods do it, as an instant unstoppable death can be very unfun, balatro is best when there's a struggle)
truth
so exponential scaling?
stacking gimmicks like i wanted?
how do we go about this?
For sure
also @dusty river
something like that, yeah
It already is
if i may pique your interest
It's x^^3 rn
try turning off the fireplace in the keep of the lead lord
ooo??
We're X is the ante -8
Fire
Z
Zire
OMBOSS?
Zize
this needs a shader over it I think, like hologram
Cool
(you can move barrels with E)
I like all the primers looking different
Cool if we can make the look reflect the jokers they create
yeah
so spacey for zeta
haunted for gamma
and magicky for the last one i forgot
Sigma is pretty godly rn
With all the Greek gods
Though, I still feel there are to many primordials
Considering how rare they are
yeah but 60% of them is just primers
i think they should just be primers tbh
not primordial primers
But each primer has a bunch of primordials in it
yeah but
mhhhmmm, idk
they shoudn't be primordial
I like em
considering they're only supposed to be gotten from primers
don't forget here, any name change here is also a balance change
as they wouldn't be considered primordials anymore
I think just the primers should not be
You wouldn't keep them for long anyway
mhh, fair I guess
The issue is more, there are just to many
whatchu mean?
With all the primers, how many combinations are there?
if it's "vanilla + cryptid" amount of primed stuff
22 only for Sigma
yeah but
I think this is a bit much
indeed
primers are literally the core of this mod lmao
but the problem is that you either do all or nothing
Also because you will need a century to find all of them
i'd argue they are on a conceptual standpoint but uh
how many are people ACTUALLY gonna see
if primers are so rare
in a single run yeah, but you aren't really intended to
Well, you can still have them
Just less of them
in theory
you're the one who started that part lmao
i am for overdoing things
Considering it takes tens of runs to find 5 legendsries, and the primers are rarer
It could take hundreds
I know but...
like, it's the core of the mod
that's everything's centerpiece
our "exotic"
And it's been in development for almost an year
Idk... I just...
But there are only 15 or so exotics
well to be fair
we don't have to do everything at once
the exotics are pretty simple too
I never planned to
i am dead sure if anyone of us ever tried to say "the mod is in a playable state" without all of them complete you'd have a crisis
just have the primers disabled till all the base game ones are done for that set
i guess?
that'd feel strange though
well regardless, if you want this to be a slow burn
i can't complain
i am slow
So the mod misses the most important mechanic for most of it's life probably?
that was my point
"it's the whole identity of the mod" ok so you would want to release it without it?
makes no sense to me
well, what's the alternative? huh? remove it entirely?
Considering i doubt we will keep developing this for years
No
Just have less of them
i mean anything is possible
yeah but it kinda goes against the point
20 or so should be fine
I guess
(I feel like I'm, like, 8 more posts from having another breakdown)
just, fucking, this was my point earlier
agreed
i mean fucking is in many of my points
just have only sigma to start with
what if they end up permanently incomplete?
I just think we probably will and up having only Sigma forever
Because shit takes time
what if this mod ends up incomplete? what if I get shot and never see my gf? should we breakup because bad people exist? cuz bad luck exists?
I don't get this
i always expect the worst
i can't be disappointed
if it happens
so contingency plans are good
real
We are 3 people with close to no experience
I know
and I'm autistic and have been given no help in help chats for over 5 years now, you are litteraly the first person to help me this much ever
if I stopped coding back then, I wouldn't be here, and this mod never would've even started
people hate me, honestly, they always have, I'm pathetic and an idiot
imagine if help chats were fundamentally flawed
no i don't hate you
and i think you're just misguided and too hopeless
sure doesn't read like it
I feel like you guys don't
trust me i do
i just expect the worst to avoid feeling bad
if i didn't have hope i wouldn't be doing this
honestly? I don't give a fuck if this mod doesn't get "finished"
we're having fun
things are getting made
and yeah, sigma will take a while to make
but you know how long zeta will take?
only the same amount of time that sigma did, tops
same with gamma
fair point excluding my cosmic level embarrassment whenever i fuck up something stupid/see something wrong
I like yor mentality here
i didn't think that was your philosophy yk
(crap i made a bad pun on accident too)
And this fundamentally what I mean to
well in that case, who cares how long i need to make something that doesn't explode on impact
if you are fine with it
My point was really, for now just one primer is more than enough
We can worry for the rest later
right
We have the advantage we are not seling this
on this I agree 100%
but we should make stuff to get primers easier
to acquire
as uh
they're stupid rare
And don't need to finish it in a deadline
real
The most common cause for projects being abandoned is them having ambitions set to high
But this does not have to be the case for this
Since we have no limits on us
We don't need to finish the mod to put it on steam for a price
We can just do stuff, because it's fun
... i mean i'd pay for that track
of yours
Music editing software are not cheep
me when i don't pirate shit
But I use them all the time
Shhh
also, is*
like, the solution is RIGHT THERE
Don't expose my secrets
friggin hypocrite
anyone with a sound head would never pay for such trickery
of making new versions every 6 months, 50 bucks a pop
or something
You are not understanding what I'm saying
when do i ever
Though, publishing music made with pirated software is very dangerous
spooooky
The fines are very high
what do they know
Trust me, they do
friggin annoyances
Well, there are names attached to licenses, also samples are often audio watermarked
okay and? just use a fake one smh
There were cases of people being funked over for this stif
never a crime if you don't get caught
But no one cares if you aren't famous
are you?
I literally committed a crime by posting that song earlier
oh boy
who cares
it's fire
They are not coming after me for this
unfortunately
that is true
i mean just steal the hardware
ez right
don't forget the clown mask
Anyway, the track was fire, and I'm aware of it
the track IS fire
god, I wish I could have this confidence
give me an inch of that, pls, just an inch
of the confidence
lmao
overconfidence is the fall of fools
modesty is the genius' ruin
regardless, i suppose if you do feign some confidence people will believe you
no matter the intentions
this is it, this is the name of the track I thinks, that'd be an awesome name
The only reason I'm so confident here is because I'm actually quite good at this specifically
Overconfidence is a bitch
But not being confident enough is worse
i was more for "primordial collapse"
Anyway, I'm not confident about most thigs, because I'm not good at most things
real
so real
too real
The Fall of Fools fits balatro so well tho lmao
But I'm good at some
also real
Well, I can code decently
figures
Yes
C*ntrist mentality
Real
(i'd shoot them if they were in ours)
Real
(OUR CLOSET FOR OUR GLORIOUS UNIONS)
Since you had the idea, I'm sure you will be the one coding all the apocalyptic jokers @static finch
suuuurely
deeefinitely
i won't be bothering you when i come up with convoluted effects and screw them up even with your help
absoluteeely
But you are the chosen one, Neo
Are u taking the blue pill here?
i'm taking both cause purple better
and paradox
:3
(fun fact: the red pill is an estrogen pill)
Sorry, I just rewatched matrix yesterday
fun fact, neo puppy girl
is canon
Autocorrect
(it's not but it would be so fucking funny)
I knew of matrix trans allegory, but not of matrix losercity allegory
So real
it's both
queer and furry
Real
why choose only one
Every furry chose both
Do you know any straight furries?
me furry so
they're a chimera
some saw them long ago
No?
i dunno i remember you were asking what counts as one and whatnot
I'm not a furry nor i'm queer
some days ago
I was asking
I'm just insect pilled
...put it in a jar.
I'll pass
I like insects purely platonically
Because they are rad
Not sexy
Though I know of hollow knight r34
Those people are insane
i did not make the mistake to go back there again
didn't even do it intentionally, it was an adimttedly degen friend with moths in jars n shit like that
cause apparently moths are hot or something
i don't get it
Moths are soooo cute
But not hot
Though they are kinda furry
i mean just snap your fingers and moth femboys appear
Yeah
Well, most insects are really
ik
Bees so cute too
meh
Ants so based
i don't like them
True
Beetles absolutely based
The best animal fr
Objectively speaking too
Beetles are the most successful animal order for a reason
i find them so unfathomably ugly
They are just so based
i stopped playing bug fables cause the beetle was ugly
You will die
yes
well, gn chat
gn
gn
deleting all my logs, they sure are a lot lol
inside lovely/log
look at them go
lmaoo
still going
a new one gets created every time you run the game
so all the times i opened the game for testing prism did this
mhhh
how do u add "messages" to jokers?
Like the little "Upgrade!" text you were talking about earlier?
I'd like to add a custom one to Tree
OOOO YAYYYY