pine egret
1 in 100 chance of getting a small loan of $1,000,000
1 in 7 chance it will disable one joker for that single hand. (Calling that joker stupid)
Always will be the first joker no matter what the orientation.
When trying to sale Trump Joker Card. You find you can't get rid of it for the entire run. Unless if another card specifically states otherwise. 
unreal spire
pine egret
Or when you get the joker you instantly get 1 million dollars (you no longer earn interest) but every card played afterwards costs $10.
(If you get "The Tooth" boss blind it adds a digit $10==>$100 ==>$1,000==>$10,000)
If you get into the negatives in money (Game Over)
Alternate Names to this card:
"Trump card"
"Throw money at the problem"
tidal roost
opaque fulcrum
1 in 100 chance of getting a small loan of $1,000,000
1 in 7 chance it will dis...
1 in 7 chance it will disable one joker for that single hand. (Calling that joker stupid)
Is it random like Crimson Heart or is there a way to choose which one?
pine egret
1 in 7 chance it will disable one joker for that single hand. (Calling that joke...
It's random like Crimson Heart but instead of it debuffing every single hand, it is up to random 1-7 chance.
delicate totem
Idk seems mocking, we love trumpkun ❤️