#Jimbo's Sandwich Recipe

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earnest canyon
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Jimbo Sandwich Recipe
2 eggs
2 slices of bread gain (preferred)
1 pack instant ramen (any flavor, noodles only)
1 glorious, flavourful Gros Michel banana
1 boring, regular banana
1 tbsp honey
1 deck of playing cards , for entertainment, Balatro deck prefered
2 more egg (again for entertainment)
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stuck nacelle
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This is the real important stuff

earnest canyon
earnest canyon
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who let jimbo cook???

spiral stratus
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Where did you find this?

earnest canyon
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the trailer

earnest canyon
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gonna post this here for tomrrow morning cause im gonna go bed

keen ridge
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Jimbo's Sandwich Recipe

2 Eggs
2 Slices of bread (Whole grain preffered)
1 pack instant ramen (any flavor, noodles only)
1 glorious, flavourful Gros Michel banana
1 boring, regular banana
1 tbsp honey
1 deck of playing cards (for entertainment, Balatro deck preffered)
2 more eggs (again, for entertainment)
1 Marker pen
Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions

  1. Boil the ramen noodles according to package instructions, then drain and set aside.
  2. In a bowl, break the 2 eggs and whisk with salt, pepper, and cinnamon.
  3. Open your deck of playing cards.
  4. Heat butter in a pan over medium heat. Scramble the eggs until fluffy, then set aside.
  5. Take the ramen and boil again for the same length of time, then set aside.
  6. Take your Gros Michel banana. Observe how perfect it's curves are, how incandescant it's saturated golden colours wrap around it's girth. Set aside.
  7. Bring your 2 slices of bread, toast until golden.
  8. Arrange your playing cards in a perfect outline of Jimbo. Use the 2 eggs for eyes.
  9. Take the ramen. Boil again.
  10. Break the remaining 2 eggs in a bowl, lightly dip your perfect Gros Michel banana in the eggs and raise. Marvel in how the texture of the soft eggs flows with ease from the smooth, unwrikled Gros Michel.
  11. Bring your bin, discard the Gros Michel.
  12. Cry.
  13. Bring your boring, regular banana and marker pen. Write CAVENDISH on the side of the boring, regular banana.
  14. Toast your bread again for the exact amount of time as your shortest ever Balatro game.
  15. Slam your CAVENDISH banana heavily against the slices of bread. Gros Michel isn't coming back ever again, just accept it. Discard the CAVENDISH
  16. Cry Again.
  17. Take your ramen, boil again. Mash the ramen until soft, then attempt to sculpt the mush into the shape of your
delicate aspen
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the boring, regular 🍌 is Cavendish?