#Jimbo's Sandwich Recipe
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a gros michel

who let jimbo cook???
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the trailer
Jimbo's Sandwich Recipe
2 Eggs
2 Slices of bread (Whole grain preffered)
1 pack instant ramen (any flavor, noodles only)
1 glorious, flavourful Gros Michel banana
1 boring, regular banana
1 tbsp honey
1 deck of playing cards (for entertainment, Balatro deck preffered)
2 more eggs (again, for entertainment)
1 Marker pen
Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions
- Boil the ramen noodles according to package instructions, then drain and set aside.
- In a bowl, break the 2 eggs and whisk with salt, pepper, and cinnamon.
- Open your deck of playing cards.
- Heat butter in a pan over medium heat. Scramble the eggs until fluffy, then set aside.
- Take the ramen and boil again for the same length of time, then set aside.
- Take your Gros Michel banana. Observe how perfect it's curves are, how incandescant it's saturated golden colours wrap around it's girth. Set aside.
- Bring your 2 slices of bread, toast until golden.
- Arrange your playing cards in a perfect outline of Jimbo. Use the 2 eggs for eyes.
- Take the ramen. Boil again.
- Break the remaining 2 eggs in a bowl, lightly dip your perfect Gros Michel banana in the eggs and raise. Marvel in how the texture of the soft eggs flows with ease from the smooth, unwrikled Gros Michel.
- Bring your bin, discard the Gros Michel.
- Cry.
- Bring your boring, regular banana and marker pen. Write CAVENDISH on the side of the boring, regular banana.
- Toast your bread again for the exact amount of time as your shortest ever Balatro game.
- Slam your CAVENDISH banana heavily against the slices of bread. Gros Michel isn't coming back ever again, just accept it. Discard the CAVENDISH
- Cry Again.
- Take your ramen, boil again. Mash the ramen until soft, then attempt to sculpt the mush into the shape of your
the boring, regular 🍌 is Cavendish?