part 7 (good morning usaaa I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day)

[kindred depot]

Contract - when a card is scored, it gains the bonus card enhancement

Midnight Moon boss - all cards are face down and shuffled when played

Generator - +7 chips gained per round

Clock + Clocktower - can go back to start of ante once for $10 per 2 antes / can go back to start of ante any time per 2 antes (basically better director's cut)

Jack O Lantern - all Jacks scored give +0.2x mult (starts at 1x mult, rare)

Locker + Storage Cabinet - can now pick 2 from any card pack / can now pick 3 from any card pack

[snow hull]

midnight moon is just an instaloss if your hand is more complex than a pair

[weak creek]

How though

It does nothing without actual hand scoring

[velvet glen]

Also shuffling does nothing unless it affects jokers

[weak creek]

Generator feels bland and provides no gameplay value

The last one is very 🗄️

Mfw contract is a better hiker

[velvet glen]

Also fuels Vampire like it’s nothing

[kindred depot]

Shuffles the cards you play with different ones

It is completely random

You are not winning😭

[weak creek]

Okay so its just… not fair

[kindred depot]

Yes.

[weak creek]

You have to play lobotomy to beat that

Ive never heard such an awful boss idea

Well

[kindred depot]

Or just high card supremacy

[weak creek]

Maybe -2 hand size is worse

[weak creek]

Thats lobotomy

[kindred depot]

Fair

MM would be so funny and not annoying in the slightest