Cryptid - An unbalanced Balatro mod (1) [Old]

[meager sphinx]

and you can download the dev version to see a bit ahead of time

[lost summit]

honestly, if it used the colour blind setting that way that'd also be pretty cool
but I think it's an improvement in readability regardless, so unless the symbol has a special meaning, I don't see why not 🙃

[hazy slate]

Enhancements look a hell of a lot better when they take up the whole card imo

Like luckies, or all the #1216064295633289286 textures

[lost summit]

as long as I can read the card I'm good lol

[hazy slate]

Lol fair

[cold sandal]

That reminds me -

I went ahead and updated one of the pins to include the new stuff and new info, including the CSL {The new place to make suggestions}.

Also - please carefully read the formatting and use it when making suggestions, we'd rather not have to sit there fixing all the formatting errors and would like to be able to just be able to do screening without that.

Anyways, that's all from me for now.

Bump because it can't be pinned

[civic acorn]

I'm pretty sure that,
A. I just got the ACE payload for the first time.
B. I absolutely squandered it.

Wanna know what I tried to do with it?

[lilac fog]

weak, got to e800,000 on flush and only stopped from being bored, was infinite

and like e500000 on others just by proxy

still cool tho, how'd you get levels so high? I only had like level 2k ish with the x2chip x2mult exotic to get it far

[lilac fog]

Every double-sided card has nothing on the other side, what's up with that?

OHHH-

THAT"S what merging is for!

[umbral egret]

btw, if you wanna get the haxx0r achievement, try “nil”

[soft night]

^ on class

[umbral egret]

or variable

or any other code card text box

[rough gust]

hey i have this problem on every run i do when i reach ante 7, is there a way to fix it?

[junior rivet]

update steammodded

[rough gust]

uuuuhh...

[upper veldt]

this is normal

balatro stylises its crash screen
this is just a crash that happened before that happened which is why it looks different

I don't remember how you solve it, but from the first line, I'd assume you need to verify integrity of game files?

[rough gust]

okay i will try

[hazy slate]

yeah last time I saw this was from someone still using the old injector

[upper veldt]

yeah we don't use the old injector anymore

this is not the reason why

[hazy slate]

wel ofc I know that, lol

[upper veldt]

well did it work

[rough gust]

i can go back to the game yes but i still have my original problem

of 'chip_texte_node'

[upper veldt]

did you update steamodded

by update steamodded I mean go on the github and press the green code button and download the zip file

[hazy slate]

which is also the same file that "the latest alpha" text links if you're reading the install guide

[rough gust]

the zip file not the injector?

[upper veldt]

i'm guessing what you did instead was see the most recent release is 0.9.8 and follow its instructions which caused this

yeah no 0.9.8 is obselete

[hazy slate]

https://github.com/Steamopollys/Steamodded/archive/refs/heads/main.zip

this

[upper veldt]

we do not use the injector anymore

[rough gust]

ok

[hazy slate]

injector is deprecated, it loads using Lovely

[rough gust]

okay so i replace the folder in %appdata% by the content of the zip file?

[upper veldt]

the folder in appdata/roaming/balatro/mods

which is named Steamodded

replace that folder with the new one you just downloaded

[rough gust]

okay

done

[upper veldt]

make sure it is in a folder named Steamodded (Not Steamodded-main) and make sure it is not nested (if it is nested, it is in balatro/mods/Steamodded/Steamodded, it repeats by one which is bad)

[rough gust]

okay done

[upper veldt]

if all that is correct you should be good to go

[rough gust]

nope... here is what it looks like

[upper veldt]

🤔

not sure about it, i'd hold off on doing anything until someone more experienced shows up
they'll have a really quick and easy answer

[rough gust]

okay thanks

and thank for trying

[hazy slate]

first thing I'd try is lovely beta 6

idk if it solves this specific problem, but beta 7 has some problems

[rough gust]

okay i will try

[hazy slate]

Also rename Grim-0.9.6 to just "Grim"

some mods care about folder name. idk if that is one

[rough gust]

okay i will try

nope

same error

[karmic bough]

You absolutely sure cryptid is up-to-date?

[rough gust]

downloaded the most recent version on the github page

[civic acorn]

Guys, I got the ACE thing again, what should I do with it?

[raven wedge]

what do you want to do

[granite ibex]

rig future crashes to always be ACE

[civic acorn]

IDK, I don't really have a goal for it. What do you do to unlock the achievement relating to ACE, IG?

[wild umbra]

Pink stake crashing for me straight away?

[versed cloud]

update steamodded

[lilac fog]

"Random"
Uses
Gives Crash
Crashes Game
Reopens game
Uses Card
Gives Crash
Repeat

Not so "random" huh 😏

[versed cloud]

owl

[warped yew]

you do know how the rng works right

you can try it with the emperor too if you want, if you use emperor and then quit out and reload, you'll have the emperor again, and if you use it then, you'll get the same two tarot cards

[modest ingot]

nothing is actually random in the game at all if you stay on the same seed

[lilac fog]

Guys that

that's the joke

Anyway

Goodby chat 🫡 u

chad speculo lol

on like

a gazillion exotics

[upper veldt]

spawn splash

[frail owl]

what does brown stake do

i don’t understand

oh it makes perishable works with eternal

thats so stinky

[gleaming wigeon]

Can anybody tell me what the cat tag does?

[hazy slate]

Hims just meows

And merges

[gleaming wigeon]

wdym merges?

[hazy slate]

It's like a 2048 style mini game if you have multiple from what I understand

I dont actually play cryptid, full disclosure

[gleaming wigeon]

ah, it might not be functional or I'm doing something wrong. I have way too many copies of it right now

I believe I'm running an older version of the mod, if it's been updated in the last few months

[hazy slate]

Are you on the latest dev version?

[hazy slate]

Yeah update to the latest dev version (either getting the Repo directly or from the cryptid server)

[gleaming wigeon]

alright, thanks

[hard scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/soul-terry-files-searching-gif-382326095464696158

[brave ibex]

relatable

[echo jacinth]

sort by suit, grab first 5 cards

[lilac fog]

Alright so hook is bad on that "joker and consumable slots are merged" deck

[wheat citrus]

what am i suppose to do here(i just use crash and this happen)

[hard scarab]

read the name of the card

[clear hare]

win_game()

[true harness]

don't.

[quick blade]

White Hole: -1 level on every hand?

[severe mesa]

@clear hare do your mods affect the save profile in any way

I'm tryna come back to balatro and can't play even after deleting all the mods

I think

[clear hare]

Yes

Don’t mix vanilla and modded save files

[severe mesa]

uh oh

does that mean I have to delete all my profiles

I removed the saves but the game crashes when I hit play

[clear hare]

It’s a save.jkr file that’s bad

[untold siren]

where do I go to report crashes?

[clear hare]

Cryptid Discord, #bug-reports

[fallen relic]

for some reason

cryptid isnt working

anyone can help?

my first time modding balatro

@clear hare

[clear hare]

Please ask in the #i-need-help channel of the Cryptid Discord

[fallen relic]

ok thanks man

[clear hare]

And try watching the video guide in the pins first

Lmk if it helps

[fallen relic]

i watched the vid

idk whats wrong

[hard scarab]

2 hand size

[long veldt]

I use pot of greed to summon 2 additional jokers which are pot of greed and pot of greed, I use pot of greed to su...

[frail owl]

does cyan stake affect equilibrium deck?

[brave ibex]

no

you should be good

[civic acorn]

SHIT, I thought this was the Bunco channel, sorry.

Ignore that.

[vocal plaza]

m

[shell crystal]

I have no idea why my game keeps crashing with this

I'm pretty sure its issues with the Clock, as all other blinds I've been able to work through fine[except for Loop but I havent seen that one either]

[clear hare]

Fixed in dev I believe

[shell crystal]

alright

[shell crystal]

confirming that The Clock was indeed the issue and that my game is running fine now, thank you

oh I see

it let me into the shop but crashed as soon as I tried to start the ante

rip

[severe mesa]

can you send inv to said discord

[clear hare]

https://discord.gg/eUf9Ur6RyB

[hollow berry]

https://youtu.be/idU3TSyK2_Y?si=BfBE8t5nEYCQ5e6c ascendant stake very fair deck

[rough cradle]

no way guys version m

[pastel badge]

M

[strange oxide]

m

[brave kettle]

m

[cold sandal]

Superbosses

[keen tulip]

m

[zinc spoke]

i just wanna say the visual design of the echo enhancement is kind of. unfortunate. especially combined with the name

[brave ibex]

wdym

just curious

[hazy slate]

Oh they mean the (((antisemitic))) dogwhistle I think

[clear hare]

Oh I didn’t know this was a thing 💀
https://www.ajc.org/translatehate/echo

Maybe we should do the idea where we rotate the art to show the ranks instead of removing some of it

Like this

[brave ibex]

I think it’ll be fine

[clear hare]

Ehh probably

I will bring it up in the Cryptid Discord tho

[junior rivet]

Just imagine what I can do with 15 jollies on Mosaic Deck! Hahaha!

[clear hare]

cursed screenshot

looks like that one run I got with the MSS bug where I gave myself 25 jolly jokers only

[frail owl]

any idea on the bug where you cant use things in packs will be fixed?

[karmic bough]

this spectral is not working on sylt stickers

[modern lance]

Imagine you have oa6

[clear hare]

why is this hardcoded for vanilla and Cryptid stickers 😭

I’ll fix this when we release the next major update

[cobalt crow]

This seems to be caused when a lucky card modified by Real Random (from Betmma Vouchers) triggers the "redeem a random voucher" effect on Redeemed Deck.

Changing Decks.lua line 330 to if G.cry_redeemed_buffer and not G.cry_redeemed_buffer[v.key] then seems to fix it

[pale isle]

says link is expired

[clear hare]

It’s a vencord bug I think

Link works fine

[pale isle]

Idfk

Im using normal discord

Yea link works

[clear hare]

must be a random discord bug then lol

[lament flicker]

r u banned from the server for whatever reason?

ik obvious question but

[hazy slate]

I think Math would know, lol

and they said it did end up working

[lament flicker]

you never know

[junior rivet]

they were banned for saying "m"

[main stump]

github

[lament flicker]

frfr

[junior rivet]

the gang's all here to grant me the powers to beat legendary deck on asc stake

[clear hare]

iirc barely anyone has gotten banned yet

two obvious bot accounts and someone who joined and just kept reposting a link to an unrelated discord server

[quick blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sophist-wario-mario-party-you-pick-wario-party-crashers-gif-17008906434587841453

[normal flame]

wheres the link to download this?

[zinc spoke]

yea i'd like that

also question is there a "balanced mode"

i haven't tried cryptid yet

but some of the stuff is unironically really cool, but i also don't have 3 hours for a run

also also, music when you hit 1ee6 be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPpzX_PtpY

[clear hare]

wip

but there’s a balanced fork of Cryptid being made

[clear hare]

We will probably keep it as is though
Brought this up in the Cryptid Discord and resemblance was so slight there wasn’t a need to address it

[zinc spoke]

ah, fair

[normal flame]

?

[wanton carbon]

in the pins

[normal flame]

Therrs a million stuff in pins

[wanton carbon]

its... literally just 2 messages

[junior rivet]

try very fair deck, is very fun... :(

[tight flicker]

Is there a wiki for this mod?

[clear hare]

not yet

[tight flicker]

Ah, thanks for the reply!

[zinc spoke]

do not use fandom.com

[clear hare]

believe me, none of us want to

Using Fandom is like picking Sly Joker over Jolly Joker

[zinc spoke]

wiki.gg seems good

ik terraria uses it

[subtle nova]

use a github repo

[hazy slate]

I mean tbh there should be wiki software that uses github as a backend

If there isn't

It'd be super easy to backup and archive which is neat

[hazy slate]

Wikis already use versioning in a similar way to git

https://github.com/gollum/gollum

Yep it is a thing

[jaunty scarab]

I assumed so too since I've seen a few wikis being formatted the same and some having a public GitHub.

[subtle nova]

I belive mdn has their things on a git repo but idk if its an off the shelf solution

[clear hare]

Soon...

[zinc spoke]

d10?

unsure of the significance

[subtle nova]

oops all 10's

[dapper peak]

Hey, how do I get this on my Mac?

[subtle nova]

there's a video for ithttps://youtu.be/l5ni7fHgwTE

otherwise you can manually follow the instructions for installing lovely on mac https://github.com/ethangreen-dev/lovely-injector?tab=readme-ov-file#mac and then install steamodded https://github.com/Steamopollys/Steamodded/wiki/01.-Getting-started and then add talisman and cryptid to the mod directory with steamdoded

[fleet sigil]

Could someone help explain how Hooked jokers work? I tried hooking Light Up the Night to Like Antennas but nothing seems to be happening as a result.

[soft night]

Two Jokers may only be Hooked if they trigger in the same context.

I feel like there should be a restriction in place to make it only allow those to hook

[fleet sigil]

Oh, so like... Bloodstone and Light Up the Night could be hooked, but not Baron and the Tribe?

[soft night]

yeah

[fleet sigil]

Okay that makes a lot more sense

[soft night]

you could go completely ham and hook No Sound to 2D and go insane with Light Up the Night lmao

[fleet sigil]

I don't remember No Sound off the top of my head. I know it's one of the Ultrakill ones

Oh wait, is that the retrigger one?

[soft night]

yea

retrigger played 7s 3 times

actually i think Hack and 2D might be a better hook combo for LUTN shenanigans

[granite ibex]

actually i don't think 7-3 and 2d would hook well

[fleet sigil]

Does Hack and 2D work together because they're both retrigger Jokers?

[soft night]

they both retrigger 2s

[granite ibex]

since 7-3 only triggers on 7s and 2d only triggers on 2s

[fleet sigil]

Sorry, twos. My mistake

[soft night]

yea so they wouldnt activate at once

[granite ibex]

you could hook together two copies of the same joker though right

[soft night]

yup

double hooked NSNM + double hooked LUTN = ante 24

[fleet sigil]

Can you hook a joker multiple times?

[soft night]

i dont think so

[clear hare]

each joker can be hooked to one other joker

so you can set up a complex hook chain where multiple jokers are hooking the same joker, but you can't make a feedback loop or anything

[fleet sigil]

Local Cryptid player forgets to turn off scoring animations after getting two extra Boredoms

I recorded this 4 minutes ago. I'm on x4 speed. I'm still on the first card

WE JUST HIT CARD 2 LET'S GO!

[subtle nova]

consider going to menu, loading save, turning on scoring animations, scoring

[fleet sigil]

Oh that's smart, thank you

[dapper peak]

i get a exec format error when running the terminal

[subtle nova]

Did you download the right version of lovely for your mac?

[dapper peak]

yes the exact same one but for M1 macs

v0.50 beta 6

[subtle nova]

which download did you use?

[dapper peak]

arm64?

the one labeled mac (arm)

[subtle nova]

what is the exact error you got?

[dapper peak]

look for yourself

[subtle nova]

you are not running lovely correctly. make sure you are running the run_lovely.sh script (see step 4 here)

[dapper peak]

i did it, will i need to use the terminal every time i wanna run cryptid now?

[subtle nova]

yes

[dapper peak]

oof oki

[hazy slate]

Oof, Mac doesn't let your just run shell scripts like normal applications?

[subtle nova]

don't think so

and for some reason it wasn't working overwriting the steam laucnh args

[fleet sigil]

If I hook Boredom to another Boredom, does that work the way I hope it does?

[normal flame]

could someone pls help?

nvm fixed it

holy crap this is a fun mod

is there any way to turn off the normal jokers?

[clear hare]

Yes, in the mod settings

[normal flame]

which one?

[clear hare]

Misc Jokers

[regal gulch]

Is it possible to just turn off the high card jokers

actually wait they're busted ignore me

[weak burrow]

the filler most busted card

x1 mult for high card

crazy

[wanton carbon]

i mean if you get it glitched it's most likely going to be free xmult

[upper veldt]

or oversaturated

it's also a somewhat decent hook target if you have one other powerful xmult joker

[normal flame]

when i turn that off then almost all jokers are the old normal ones

[dapper peak]

i found a utterly broken seed with the misprint deck

but i cant send the video because discord is a sham

[normal flame]

so is there any way to turn off old jokers and just have the new ones?

[zinc spoke]

what does hooking do?

does it just trigger jokers at the same time if they;re hooked together?

[brave ibex]

unfortunately not

[dapper peak]

here is my run so far with this mod

its lag hell

[wanton carbon]

welcome to cryptid

[dapper peak]

it runs horribly

[dapper peak]

heres the last thing my window shown before i clicked the crash card

[umbral egret]

technically how it works is that when one is triggered, it triggers the other one immediately after, but yea

[zinc spoke]

so how exact ly is misprint implemeted? i was thinking of reimplementing it independently

except like. each value is multiplied by e^a, where a is normally distributed

hm actually no that doesn't work well as rand

i think?

lemme do some Math

[zinc spoke]

k yea that feels somewhat good

[clear hare]

This is basically how the math it’s done right now, but a is uniform
Look at the misprintize functions to see how it works

[zinc spoke]

specifically did it like that to give it theoretically infinite range because that kicks ass and i will totally look into that

thank you

i wonder if a 3d modelled joker would be possible

i mean it def is, love.polygon exists and transformation matrices and stuff

what version of love does balatro use anyways

11?

making a 3d joker sounds like a really cool challenge actually i might do that

[pastel badge]

oh heck yeah

finally, 3D jimball legendary joker

[junior river]

what if jimball was actually 3d......

[silver cobalt]

Make doom in balatro

[lime inlet]

ive been saying this forever

[elder knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1eby5y7/literally_nobody_asked_for_it_but_here_it_is_doom/

[reef pine]

I just tried this mod, funny stuff

Uhm....

[junior river]

spok

[junior river]

#1230341696957448222 message not doom but

[hard scarab]

keep up!!

[wanton carbon]

negative mosaic obelisk? interesting

[reef pine]

I ded eventually by the joke

[elder knoll]

in method predict_card_for_shop() the line "total_rate = total_rate + G.GAME[v:lower() .. "_rate"] or 0" will crash if the G.GAME[...] value is nil. It looks like if you wrap the G.GAME[ ... or 0 bit in parens it should behave as expected

[snow rivet]

Wait, so double Editions can be done? Well, I guess the problem wasn't so much with capability as it was things that rely on what Edition something is breaking when there's two, IIRC. It'd be cool if there was a way to fix that.

[fleet sigil]

This M Stack is about to go crazy

[fleet sigil]

I beat Cryptid!

[pale isle]

Me when 8 jimball crashes my game

[fleet sigil]

You got sent to Funky Town

[strong narwhal]

how come the mac users get force exit messages smh

[thorn apex]

Infinite money glitch acquired 😄

[hazy slate]

Eventually it'll run out, lol

[thorn apex]

True, but now I have 2 jolteons that now give 140 every 3 rerolls lol

[fair thorn]

not with whatever the cryptid joker is that sets rerolls to be $0
forgot which one and im too eepy to check rn

[lime inlet]

if you double sided them then it's an infinite money glitch

[thorn apex]

True lol

[lime inlet]

double sided is insanely busted

apparently if you combine on the flipside it gives infinite rerolls

huh

[pale isle]

Crustia

I would know 90% of my wormhole runs are me restarting for noctrum or crustitia

[pale isle]

Crustulum

[gentle jacinth]

I got crashed when i clicked Unique Card and Code

Idk which spectral one is missing

[gentle jacinth]

Wait, i think i fixed, it may conflict with Codex arcanum

[keen tulip]

i just selected a few cards and the game immediately closes

[haughty lodge]

Odds of a crash? :p

Damn it seems its capped at 100

[keen tulip]

everytime i play any cards it just closes the game

[haughty lodge]

Error message?

[coarse dagger]

pretty much everything conflicts with codex arcanum

[keen tulip]

no error message. it just closes.

[haughty lodge]

Idk how we can help you if we don't know anything

Just install each mod 1 at a time and see which one crashes it

[keen tulip]

thanks

i'll try to disable some

maybe this patch aint compatible with card sleeves

nope. i only have tailsman and cryptid open and it's doing the same thing

maybe i installed it incorrectly

the moment i discard or play a hand, the game just closes without any message whatsoever

solved it. next time, do not just extract and replace. delete everything.

[keen tulip]

||what does the potion do||

||all i got is a crash from it||

[clear hare]

it doesn't work unless it's during the Witch's Brews event

it applies a random bad effect for the ante

[keen tulip]

understood

[gentle jacinth]

I removed only codex, but why it just counted 14 spectrals

[woeful tapir]

A little unrelated but big:

Math and I are doing Ortalab/Cryptid support.

This'll get fleshed out more whenever Ortalab is complete but for now we decided to start the concepting phase. If you wanna give ideas, feel free to here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hFi68EF4r1PaPFbpX75P5Kn1tMUfX0ER_NJ8vM1A0jU/edit?usp=sharing

[soft night]

i'd call ortalab code cards something like

magical

since the opposite of tech is magic

i'm thinking something along the lines of potions or maybe jewels?

like the card is being used as a conduit for the jewel's power

[woeful tapir]

We currently have them as Virus cards, like types of malicious programs but Magic could work

[soft night]

Garnet
Power Up with 2 Jacks.
When Powered Up: All Kings and Queens give +2 Bonus Mult while this is held.

[woeful tapir]

Btw feel free to comment them on the Google Sheet

[soft night]

you can decide what powering up means in this context

i was thinking something like "reserving" them

like they can be drawn but theyre locked from being selected until the linked gem is sold

as a tradeoff

it could be trinkets in general i think

i think i want the spectral to be a tesseract

another example:

War Horn (Relic) [Ortalab'd from ://OFFBYONE]
Power Up with an Uncommon Joker.
When Powered Up: All Booster Packs have an additional offer while this card is held.

make sacrifices, reap benefits

Ornate Cutlery (Relic) [Ortalab'd from ://SPAGHETTI]
Power Up with a Food Joker.
When Powered Up: All Food Jokers last twice as long while this card is held.

[woeful tapir]

#1302652917697744978 message

[granite ibex]

reversed Violence jokers being Wrath is pretty funny

[mental tiger]

Does anyone have a solution for Talisman options not showing up in the mod config? I’m currently unable to skip scoring animations :/

[hazy slate]

You click on talisman in the mod list

[broken birch]

whenever the new boredom art came around, just wanted to say that i like it and whoever made it did a good job

[soft night]

i was considering Greed but I realized that I like Wrath more

[narrow zodiac]

is stardust always polychrome or were i lucky?

[broken birch]

it's always polychrome

exoplanet and meteor shower work pretty much the same way

[keen tulip]

Always Polychrome. There's some ways to change its edition tho

[quick blade]

Cube

[subtle nova]

Correct

[quick blade]

Is it always eternal?

[civic acorn]

Yes, you're swapping a Joker Slot for a bunch of money.

[quick blade]

How

I restarted my run as soon I buy that up

[strong narwhal]

costs negative money

[quick blade]

Ah I see

In the cost of 1 joker slot? No thanks

I can't even use as food for Ceremonial Dagger

[upper veldt]

it also adds big cube to the joker pool

which gives X6 chips

[wanton carbon]

so it's like a michel/cavendish deal but cube doesn't have to die

fun

[quick blade]

👀

[lofty sandal]

who likes rainbows

[tacit tundra]

anyone know how to deal with this?

[lofty sandal]

peak performance xd

[clear hare]

rigged boredom moment

[vapid turtle]

how hath it not crashed

[prime lynx]

I had ideas for some things

Voucher Deck: Start with 2 random base vouchers

Burnt Voucher: Upgrade the level of the first discarded poker hand each round
Lava Voucher (Burnt Voucher level 2): Upgrade the level of the first discarded poker hand each round as well as the 2 adjacent hands

Lava Joker (Epic): Upgrade the level of the first discarded poker hand each round as well as the 2 adjacent hands

[snow rivet]

I still think "Redeeming" Jokers and consumables into your Voucher slots would be a fun idea (albeit potentially very broken). It'd at the very least make cards that redeem random Vouchers significantly more useful in DoE.

[celest tinsel]

is there a crypted discord?

[celest tinsel]

also arwe there not more stakes?

• X ^

[coarse dagger]

should join the cryptid discord and suggest in the csl if you want these to be considered

people don’t take ideas here anymore

[tacit tundra]

so... any idea how to deal with this?anyone?

[granite ibex]

oh yeah, class should probably have mod support

[clear hare]

https://discord.gg/eUf9Ur6RyB

[narrow zodiac]

When its over because of Bull

[meager sphinx]

sell the bull then..?

sry for ping

i mean you have 3 marios, a brainstorm and exponentia

you 100% have enough scoring

(its too late, isnt it?)

[upper veldt]

the round score is Infinity

isnt that unrecoverable

[meager sphinx]

dont think so

i think you just play a non-infinity hand and you can do it

[soft night]

nope

your run is fucked

when it reads Infinity what it actually means is nan

an invalid value

[worthy wharf]

i know it prob placeholder art, but it is a crime that the sticky hand voucher doesnt have 6 fingers

[soft night]

as the creator of the art, it's not gonna have six fingers because you might not always get to 6 selections when redeeming it

you could have fractal fingers for instance

or get it misprinted to obscene levels lol

also because six fingers looked weird

[simple magnet]

M

My money was naneinf$ lmao

[versed cloud]

thats some bull

[soft night]

hey everyone theres a new commit to the Cryptid source code that does fun things

go check it out

[versed cloud]

i dont like cryptid anymore

[soft night]

[junior rivet]

ngl, this update is just brainrot cryptid

you'd add a skibidi toilet joker and gen alpha would feel right at home

[clear hare]

You say that but SUS was here for months

[strong narwhal]

skibidi toilet mod when

[vapid turtle]

at least this spy is perishable

so after 5 rounds you stop being fucked

[lime inlet]

very good choice of words

[strong narwhal]

😭

[quick blade]

I could go for lazy route by having it png

But I go one step further

[mental tiger]

Me when I see this boss in ante 1

[mental tiger]

Oooh~ so if I play this server, I'll get a 10X bonus?

[soft night]

Indeed!

[mental tiger]

Sweet!

I assume this will be the extra functionality for more card selection

Wonder if jokers could somehow become part of hands lol

That would be the ultimate mind fuckery

Imagine accidently putting in your exotic joker

[soft night]

i mean theres probably gonna be a separate mod for jokers in deck, knowing this game's community

[mental tiger]

There is

I have already seen a concept for that

[soft night]

the first of two waves

[mental tiger]

I was more thinking jokers in your jokerslots

I can imagine one of every card being a smogasboard

[soft night]

the second wave is Ascended Hands which are extending existing hands with extra cards for +X1.2 C/M per card

[mental tiger]

Very good idea

Great way to add to extra cards

Could make 6 of a kind not feel so underwhelming

[soft night]

that'll be a Five of a Kind (+1)

[mental tiger]

Oh boy that will make some people mad~

[soft night]

teehee

we have this planned for leveling up the bonuses per card given to ascended hands

[mental tiger]

What kind of hand would a cluster fuck even be?

[mental tiger]

Oooh

Perfect way to finally implement the sun, felt like that was an obvious next step

[wanton carbon]

interesting

[mental tiger]

So you have to be able to select 8 cards AND they can't be a hand

Oh my god

I love this

This also buffs stones a fuck ton huh?

[soft night]

about that

[mental tiger]

Nice

Wha-

I'm glad that all stones finally had its own hand~

[mental tiger]

Now my hands can be rock hard

[soft night]

lmao

[mental tiger]

Medusa meta when?

Lamo

[mental tiger]

I'm loving the extra implementation already

[soft night]

:)

[mental tiger]

I also was thinking just like, a couple of stones

[soft night]

8 stones do indeed make a clusterfuck

[mental tiger]

Hehehe

[granite ibex]

don't they already fall into bulwark?

bulwark (+3)

[soft night]

yes but bulwarks dont contain a pair, flush, or straight

:)

[granite ibex]

i guess

[meager sphinx]

clusterwark

[soft night]

Grappling Hook got buffed to give +2 card selection limit too, to bring the total up to 8 by that point

[soft night]

i was thinking Fuckwark

as a hidden name like royal flush

[meager sphinx]

much better lmao

clusterwark could be the no-profanitx one?

[soft night]

yea

[meager sphinx]

also, quick question
will clusterfuck ascended exists?

since

you can have 3 more cards to a clusterfuck

[granite ibex]

oh grappling hook got buffed?

i guess that makes sense, it lets you get clusterfuck with only the t2

[mental tiger]

It could if extra ranks were added

But I can already imagine the sheer amount of chrashing

[granite ibex]

at 17 you'd hit a flush

or a spectrum, so more suits doesn't help

[mental tiger]

They gonna add negative ranks I bet

[soft night]

nah we wont

[mental tiger]

K

[soft night]

thats as far as fuckscensions will go

[mental tiger]

Yeah

The no profanity version of The Fuck?! Joker is The $?!+@?

[granite ibex]

The [REDACTED]

[mental tiger]

I was thinking that too, but it feels underwhelming

It should still carry a strong energy without swearing

Because X10 is a very large amount to have.

[soft night]

The What!?

[mental tiger]

Smogasboard could be it too

The name for the hand

[soft night]

i'd say Smorgasboard or Amalgam

[mental tiger]

Abomination

[soft night]

Perfect

Abomination, Messed-Up Joker, Sharp Joker, The What!?

[mental tiger]

Pretty good names

[soft night]

the profanity toggle will be coming quite soon

[mental tiger]

Will help people play Balatro in their Christian house hold

Kids no longer have to look over their shoulder lol

How will this work with mods like Jen's mod?

There are things that increase card selection, and the can be used repeatedly

I guess that can be discussed when I have time

I guess the convention could be a name too, to follow on the theme of hands as different groups.

Since it's a bunch of cards that are all quite different

Anyway, I have stuff to do, see ya!

[mental tiger]

Hello chat

[versed cloud]

cryptid

more like

crypturd

[clear hare]

And in Cryptid, too

[mental tiger]

Wonder how it works once we get to like, 20

I mean, I guess the ultemite pair stuff can be taken faurther.

But that is kinda overkill\

[coarse dagger]

ascended hands. we aren't making more and more new harnds

[mental tiger]

I know

:(

[snow rivet]

If I knew how, I'd just make my own mod with all sorts of wacky hands.

[hollow berry]

https://youtu.be/dgUbRpdUN1w?si=ElFQ51KNqyougz-f

[karmic bough]

Crashed in redeemed sleeve

[wanton carbon]

WHAT IN THE

[subtle nova]

The crash logs do that somethings

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shell crystal]

the crash log crashed

[subtle nova]

it actually is still functioning

if the crash handler crashes the game just closes

[clear hare]

discord.gg/unbalanced
we got a discord vanity link

[versed cloud]

fitting

[karmic bough]

Is it imbalanced or unbalanced?

[raven wedge]

Unbalanced

[manic maple]

i love this

you have no idea how many times i played infinite deck and said "f*** it, i'm sending the legendary Four Pair™" and now it's actually a thing but it also needs suit-related stuff

[uncut phoenix]

what the actual fuck is this

[karmic bough]

Well but banner says imbalanced

It's whatever but 🤷

[karmic bough]

Wait it's crashing on purchasing any voucher

[clear hare]

lol

the vanity link is unbalanced but the mod is both

[wanton carbon]

what's the difference between unbalanced and imbalanced

[clear hare]

i was going to say they are synonyms

but when I'm googling it they have slight differences apparently

[karmic bough]

-# In my intuition it feels different

[clear hare]

i think unbalanced implies that it was balanced before

whereas imbalanced is like it was never balanced

[karmic bough]

Yeah

[wanton carbon]

so it is imbalanced cause cryptid was never balanced?

[clear hare]

Balatro was balanced before

Cryptid unbalanced it

[wanton carbon]

or would it be unbalanced because base ga- yeah that

[clear hare]

also I've used "unbalanced" for the last half a year so we're rolling with it :jimball:

[wanton carbon]

fair enough

[karmic bough]

I'll say it's whatever

Just saying what i observed

[elder knoll]

line 121 of PokerHands.lua is missing it's trailing comma

[soft night]

pain

we aint done yet tho because we still have this absolute shitpost of a hand type we're working on

[uncut phoenix]

this shouldnt be so fucking funny to me this sucks

[versed cloud]

AMAZING

also, neat

[versed cloud]

its so over

[subtle nova]

iirc theres a mod to stop rendering the deck after 52 cards

[versed cloud]

thats borinug i like my stack

[mental tiger]

My hand in uno be like:

[oak herald]

the planet card for this must go hard

[civic acorn]

Finally, that one "draw the full deck" Exotic actually has a use.

[mental tiger]

Bru-

Imagine trying to get this hand after murdering your deck

I'm laughing rn

[clear hare]

…on infinite deck

[soft night]

well no because glowing deck fractal and misprinted card selection shit

[soft night]

i will show it when on pc

[civic acorn]

Yes.

[versed cloud]

does this just like replace drawing a card with creating a random temporary one

[teal plover]

this will be renamed to "Fifty-Two", just so you know

[soft night]

well then it loses all of its charm and the entire reason i decided to start working on it in the first place

[teal plover]

well how is someone supposed to tell if you mean either the deck itself or the hand type when you say "the entire fucking deck" without any additional context

hand names are supposed to be conventional for a reason

it's also long to type and very out of place

i get you want to be funny, but there is not always room for humour

[soft night]

there is not always room for humour

at what point would you EVER play every card in a 52-card deck outside of a shitpost context

it's designed to be a shitpost.

that's what it is and what it's meant to be.

[teal plover]

i hear you, but the name is still unconventional despite the context

[soft night]

the whole THING is unconventional

hm, lets take this to cryptidcord so we can see what everyone else thinks

[hushed totem]

Compromise:

THE ENTIRE FIFTY-TWO CARD FUCKING DECK

[wanton carbon]

THE ENTIRE BASE DECK????

[clear hare]

Jen was telling me about this and I think Fifty-Two could just be used for the non-profanity version

[jaunty scarab]

I do wonder if we can at least drop the "The" part so the UI is less congested

[remote locust]

Standard Deck

[granite ibex]

the planet should be the asteroid belt

[snow rivet]

That's already the planet for Bulwark (five rankless, suitless cards).

[deep kite]

what about it being the milky way

[shell crystal]

splash infinite

[clear hare]

The planet for it is planned to be the universe

[sly reef]

me who got an eternal one

funnily enough, that actually SAVED my run

I ended up seeing The Joke as my next boss blind, and all of my hands would have overkilled if not for the halved mult

[upper veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-charjabug-gif-8906028

[echo jacinth]

do we have the chip, mult and Xmult jokers for this please

[civic acorn]

Sneaking Joker: +2600 Chips if the hand is "The Entire Fucking Deck/52".
Jonkler Joker: +260 Mult if the hand is "The Entire Fucking Deck/52".
The Pickup: x52 Mult if the hand is "The Entire Fucking Deck/52".

[soft night]

The Jonkler

[alpine peak]

Existential Joker, Philosophical Joker, The Enlightenment

Isn’t there a joker called philosophical joker in morefluff?

[civic acorn]

Yup, the only effect it has is "+1 Joker Slot."

[safe escarp]

Question, does anyone have any idea why I can't access the higher stakes on that is shown when selecting a deck, it won't let me go past Gold Stake or Turbo Stake from Grim.

[pale isle]

Old crust

Is funny but i like this

[wanton carbon]

oh my god balatro clicker is real

https://tenor.com/view/whitebeard-one-piece-aba-gif-25861590

[pale isle]

Finally a way to deal with "the joke" while having exotics

[pastel badge]

omg

[upper field]

how am i supposed to get rid of a potion? using it just crashes my game and i cant sell it

[echo jacinth]

why did you change that one. it was so good

[echo jacinth]

h

[echo jacinth]

by using it

[sly reef]

this is hilarious, please tell me this is staying

[hard turret]

help

[clear hare]

Not finished yet, but it should be here to stay when it’s done :)

[rough violet]

hmm what would be the planet

milky way?

[hard turret]

@clear hare

[clear hare]

Try reinstalling

[versed cloud]

help i grabbed this at the start of the run and completely forgot i had it until now and im out of joker slots

[hollow berry]

You don't need open sltos

[pale isle]

Most m jokers ignore joker limit

[echo jacinth]

it doesn't say must have room

[sweet glade]

need help with my game crashing :(
should i just put this crash log in here? pls someone help
it crashes any time i play any hand, even a simple high card, im on ante 14

[hard night]

Idk why but I just can't use this mod

My game instantly crashes everytime its on the folder

[alpine peak]

Did you install talisman?

[fluid igloo]

my game is also instantly crashing w/ talisman

not sure what to do

do i need to put talisman somewhere else

[karmic bough]

Can you screenshot your mods folder

[pale isle]

Use jens lib old instead of jens lib

[plush granite]

Using Dimserene's Modpack :

The "Code Sleeve" deck sleeve from "Cryptid" default to populating the shop with alchemy cards from "Codex Arcanum" instead of code cards

THE WORKAROUND IS : Using the mod manager to uninstall the modpack and reinstall it while excluding "Codex Arcanum"

(Game won't be able to boot up properly if you just disable "Codex Arcanum" in the mod configuration menu in game)

Also I was wondering if it's a design choice to exclude "/" from the characters that can be typed when using "POINTER://" (preventing the player from spawning Code cards)

Or maybe it's because I'm using an AZERTY keyboard

In any case, code cards and Cryptid in general are hella fun

[clear hare]

Marked this issue down, thanks!

[clear hare]

Layout might be why / doesn’t work. Regardless you should be able to type them in without the :// (so seed -> ://SEED)

[plush granite]

Ah I see !

Also, is it by design that after using a bunch of code cards (Or maybe after reaching Ante 8, or mayve when you have an absurd amount of money), the shop only sells CRASH code cards and the Code Joker only spawn those ?

[raven wedge]

yes, it's the default card if no other code card can spawn when you're holding all of them

[plush granite]

I didn't think about that, I was indeed holding all of them

[strong narwhal]

is extended_corpus not enabled in that textbox

or does it just straight up not support / even with it on

[clear hare]

I believe it does, I use QWERTY though so other keyboard layouts might be the issue

[stiff python]

where is the mod download?

do i just need steammodded and lovely?

[karmic bough]

Check Pinned; And talisman

[versed cloud]

banana tree joker that creates a rigged gros michel at the start of every round when

[versed cloud]

guys am i ready for ante 16 boss

[prime lynx]

idk might be a close one

[versed cloud]

i pressed next round and the game hard crashed

[prime lynx]

oop

[lime ridge]

the true game over condition of cryptid

[versed cloud]

somethin tells me this isnt legit..

[pastel badge]

sus

[versed cloud]

negative negative joker should give +4 mult lmfao

[civic acorn]

The start of it all.

[civic acorn]

And this was the first Exotic we ever had, which we still have to this day...why didn't we get Dark Matter, though?

Nearly every Enhancement has a Epic or other Joker related to it from this mod (Bonus, Mult, Gold, Lucky), but not Steel?

[weak burrow]

tbh the new naming scheme that name for exotics was much better than what we had

when i suggested iterum (puck) i didnt have a good name for it so the name iterum was a godsend

[jagged garden]

When you think about it this didn't age well

[clear hare]

That description describes Jen’s Almanac more lmao

But I think Cryptid still keeps the spirits of that idea alive

[jagged garden]

Eh

It got way more serious I'd say

[clear hare]

It kinda had to

Just because of size and still wanting to be a community-focused mod

[jagged garden]

Doesn't feel like it nowadays especially with the CSL addition

[coarse dagger]

it's either that or only the popular people get things implemented, i'd say it's the lesser of 2 evils

[lethal pagoda]

hey, so i just used a crash code card by accident and now its giving me an input and execute button, just curious what i can do with it.

[deep kite]

That’s RCE

You can basically execute lua code with it

[raven wedge]

it's not remote lol

but yea

[deep kite]

Sorry I just woke up

It’s ACE

[junior rivet]

win_game() wins the current game, ease_dollars(amount) gives you that much money, function unlock_notify() win_game() end will auto-win runs in the current session (just don't go out to the main menu), there's also the Pocket ACE achievement which can only be unlocked through this, the code needed is in its description

[pale isle]

Just crash your game :3

[lethal pagoda]

oh. good god.

[strong narwhal]

you can also corrupt your saves !

[junior rivet]

that's if you're actually modifying them, but if you use the proper functions and know what you're doing, it's fine

[strong narwhal]

local old = love.filesystem.write
function love.filesystem.write(name, data, size)
 for i = 1,100 do
 data = string.gsub(data, string.char(math.random(1,100)), string.char(math.random(1,100)))
 end
 return old(name,data,size)
end

imo

[junior rivet]

again, if you know what you're doing, this structure seems to imply at least some level of competency

ACE basically makes Cryptid turing-complete, it's like those ridiculous "you can do anything you want in this game" mobile app ads, but real

[strong narwhal]

you don't actually think im being serious

[lethal pagoda]

but can cryptid run doom?

[broken birch]

asking the real questions here

[subtle nova]

You could have it where you just accept any PR and therefore the programmers only ever get things implemented

[versed cloud]

check how big my banana is..

[wanton carbon]

pause.

[civic rampart]

Before I report a crash, the misprint deck (randomizes most stuff) is a part of this mod, right?

I think it might have something to do with the d10 joker I grabbed

[ashen falcon]

ey guys, I’m having a problem where several cards are missing descriptions, for example, the code patch cards and some jokers I found. I’d like to know if this is how the mod is supposed to be or if it’s a bug on my end. I’m new to the mod, so I’m not exactly sure how it works. For example, these two jokers at the bottom have no descriptions at all

[raven wedge]

ah i think they just don't have localization yet

steamodded is supposed to fall back to the english translation but

shrug

[ashen falcon]

it was the translation of the game, thank you very much

[clear hare]

this

steamodded bug

[versed cloud]

i would have LIKED this but you know

[weak burrow]

Who let the jen descriptions get on Cryptid what is this Jesus christ

@clear hare i wonder who added this joker with longass description

[wanton carbon]

can we not talk shit about this

[oak herald]

SPY

[clear hare]

It’s Spy lmao

So it just copied a Jen description

[weak burrow]

Ah

[clear hare]

We might have some jokers with descriptions like that eventually, but not without finding a better way to condense that info

[lime inlet]

i was gonna mention The Great Obnoxious but it'd have to be re-accepted

[clear hare]

I hope it gets re-accepted lmao

[lime inlet]

im still working on my wine series

lol

[deep coral]

My game crashes instantly upon playing/discarding a card. I've confirmed it's cryptid causing it by deleting mods one by one until it worked. I've added my mod list below.

[strong narwhal]

i take it you've tried updating everything

[deep coral]

yep

a little more info, pressing the discard button instantly crashes the game, pressing the play hand button makes the cards move to the center of the screen first before crashing

okay it suddenly fixed itself

tried deleting all my mods and reinstalling them and it suddenly worked

[strong narwhal]

who woulda

[sturdy tundra]

first time playing cryptid

love ya tredecim

also i got a potion from machine code and it crashes the game on use

and the deck icon broke when i used hammerspace

[civic acorn]

Jimpilain (Jimballin) (Exotic Joker).
Playing your most played hand type will make this Joker gain ^0.15 Mult. Starts at ^1.0 Mult.
[This Joker will be Jimball over a city-like scape, and will play a low quality version of Ballin by Mustard. There'll be 3 different options for this Joker, with Full, Censored, and Off, depending on your preference.]

[prime lynx]

join the cryptid discord server and go to #1274103559113150629 message to submit a suggestion
https://discord.gg/eUf9Ur6RyB

[clear hare]

https://discord.gg/unbalanced

[prime lynx]

forgot ab the vanity link

[clear hare]

I don't blame you

it's in the links channel and that's about it

i haven't updated cryptid itself to use it yet, was worried about losing level 3 and the link

[civic acorn]

I'm already in there, I just wanted to show it here as well.

[novel maple]

lmao i don't know how you haven't crashed by that point

i never get a run where i stack stuff like that without crashing

[manic umbra]

can we just talk about how broken negative deck is

[prime lynx]

no we can not talk about it /j

[reef pine]

When I thought Lavender Loop was already shit, there is this

why

just why

[reef pine]

hah?

[karmic bough]

Yeah that is a brain wrecker

[sturdy tundra]

i have crashed like at least 50 times

persistance

[clear hare]

Update Cryptid - it’s now guaranteed to always let at least one hand score

[reef pine]

oh.

Yeah I met mr tornado twice

And both of them lead me to...

death.

[unkempt pasture]

big numbers

[sturdy tundra]

does delete not work on equilibrium

[civic acorn]

Oh hey, I've never seen this before!

WHOA WHOA, the text started bleeding, so I immediately closed it down.

[clear hare]

play nova drift

[soft night]

play nova drift

[jagged garden]

play nova drift

[meager sphinx]

play nova drift

[umbral egret]

yeah it’s a fake crash made by the crash card
looks cool tho!!

[civic acorn]

Mhm, it was a CRASH thing. Also, what causes the text bleeding within some crash screens?

[umbral egret]

i don’t know, my best guess is that the code for the fake crash manipulates the text to look like it’s bleeding

but i don’t know anything other than it’s an intended thing ( it also happens to me every time i get it)

[novel maple]

i guess after a while it just scores 0

maybe it was just because round 69

[clear hare]

nice

[modern lance]

how much higher can i get

[strong narwhal]

idk ask ur dealer

[ornate zenith]

ax^2+bx+c

tl;dr number big

[sly reef]

wait, does the crash card not actually crash the game now?

[umbral egret]

it chooses a random type of fake crash each time you use it
some other examples:

• force closing the game
• freezing the game
• freezing only the visuals

||this is also how you get ACE, it’s listed as a “crash option”||

[lime ridge]

flooding your screen with more crash cards is my favorite
very amusing

[sly reef]

is the freeze permanent, or just for a few moments?

[umbral egret]

permanent

[soft night]

It always has.

the payloads are the following:

• lovely runtime error bee movie script
• normal balatro crash with rainbows, bleeding text, and a random text string
• literally hundreds of crash cards flood your screen and the game becomes unplayable
• straight up closes the game
• i forget the last one

[junior river]

my crash card crash idea was peak js....

[civic acorn]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/basically-everything/images/6/63/Ahxmxdd5mck91.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/376?cb=20221019142551

[civic acorn]

I think the final one is the ||ACE Payload||, but it might be something else.

[soft night]

theres 6 total

[wanton oxide]

there's a black line on the side of iterum

imagine tetrated mult

[craggy nexus]

jen's almanac be like:

[wanton oxide]

ace aequilibrium goes crazy goes crazy 😭 🙏

wish there was a way to speed this shit up

[nocturne estuary]

Iirc there's a mod that drastically increases the animation speed limit, don't know what it's called tho

[civic acorn]

Nopeus, by Jen.

[strong narwhal]

sandstorm by darude

[wanton oxide]

an legendary joker?

[clear hare]

m Legendary Joker

I think I fixed this in a later version? Not 100% sure but try updating using the source code

[wanton oxide]

oh ok

[lofty sandal]

if I type "Copy\Paste" in a >Pointer will the game understand I want that joker? For some reason my in game keyboard is english and idk how to do the /

[meager sphinx]

try just typing copypaste

[versed cloud]

chat i just used like 5 booster tags do i use it on a spectral pack or wait

[wanton oxide]

since when did jawbreaker and candy buttons have textures?

[meager sphinx]

a while

[wanton oxide]

they just show as placeholder in game

they are literally placeholders

does non verisimile even have a texture made yet

[meager sphinx]

please update ur cryptid 🙏

[wanton oxide]

it's the latest version I could find

where's the newer version, if there is one

[meager sphinx]

click the green code button on github

[wanton oxide]

oh

this one's even older

got it now :)

@clear hare recommendation for booster tag texture, it doesn't look best but who cares it's cryptid

[meager sphinx]

join the cryptid discord

[wanton oxide]

i have

[brave ibex]

I’ll work on adding it in later today

[wanton oxide]

ok

[soft night]

thank you Maw From My Singing Monsters

[wanton oxide]

ok

[junior river]

ace aequilibrium my beloved

[wanton oxide]

I love this mod

[wanton carbon]

16 billion joker slots would you look at that

[broken birch]

so scalae might be good

[wanton carbon]

i wonder why

[broken birch]

idk think it might have something to do with the exponential growth

[wanton carbon]

hmm

[broken birch]

oh well, i guess it's just a mystery for the ages

suppose we'll never know

[strong narwhal]

i think ://crash needs a little bit of
os.execute("calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc &calc")

think about it

and then the merciful taskkill /im CalculatorApp.exe /f

[pastel badge]

calc is short for calculator btw

[strong narwhal]

so true

[pale isle]

Filling your screen with crash cards that make the game unplayable

[wanton carbon]

oh hey that's SCP secret lab

good game

[civic imp]

What does Meow - level 1 do?

[vocal wedge]

[clear hare]

meows

[versed cloud]

greatest cavendish iv ever seen

[lime ridge]

let's go gambling!

[versed cloud]

i got two of em

really sad because i sold the one joker that made gateway broken

thank you :D

[reef pine]

Syntax error: tag.lua:784: 'end' expected (to close 'function' at line 117) near '<eof>'


Additional Context:
Balatro Version: ???
Modded Version: ???
Love2D Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.6.0

Stack Traceback
===============
(3)  C function 'function: 0x3c49cf38'
(4) global C function 'require'
(5) main chunk of file 'main.lua' at line 1677
(6) global C function 'require'
(7) Love2D function at file 'boot.lua:323' (best guess)
Local variables:
 c = table: 0x3c49a5a8  {identity:false, version:11.5, accelerometerjoystick:true, modules:table: 0x3c49a5f8 (more...)}
 openedconsole = boolean: false
 confok = boolean: true
 conferr = nil
(8) global C function 'xpcall'
(9) Love2D function at file 'boot.lua:362' (best guess)
Local variables:
 result = boolean: true
(10) global C function 'xpcall'
(11) Love2D function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
 func = Lua function '(Love2D Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
 inerror = boolean: true
 deferErrhand = Lua function '(Love2D Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
 earlyinit = Lua function '(Love2D Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])```

uhh..

I reinstalled cryptid and it does that

[soft night]

:D

[open thunder]

Does anyone know where I could find an install guide?

[simple magnet]

Guys do I have enough high card levels?

[real kernel]

1 more

[simple magnet]

You mean 7.3e49 more so it's e50

[gilded night]

no he means one more

[simple magnet]

:3

[wanton oxide]

I don't wanna alarm you guys, but someone on the cryptid discord spelled "lose" as "loose"

[clear hare]

:sus:

[teal plover]

[nocturne estuary]

Might be good but I'm not sure if it will beat boss blind, get a couple more levels just in case

[paper anchor]

random thought i'm saying out loud but i kinda want to make graphics for all the enhancement decks for fun

[paper anchor]

and so i did

[gentle jacinth]

Is anyone know what "Sob" Joker actually does ?

Is that one in italic text ?

[clear hare]

yes

[lime ridge]

that's what i added the italic text for, to explain the function of a card that is deliberately opaque in its in-game text :p

all that's missing is the precise definition of "whenever nearly anything happens"

[wanton carbon]

pull out the 98%

[upper veldt]

the precise definition is "when the player makes an action excluding selling obelisk" right

[lime ridge]

excluding the sale of obelisk is one part of the precise definition
what exactly constitutes "makes an action" is the other part

[upper veldt]

it'd be funny if you just linked to the context guide post

[quick blade]

That's good thing to add

It would defeats the point of a wiki if it doesn't shows what it does

[brave ibex]

this is everything it triggers on if that's helpful

[civic acorn]

So...we've been having the funniest discussion over in the Cry. Discord, lol.

[clear hare]

oog

[coarse dagger]

"funny"

[civic acorn]

I mean, I was legitimately weezing for a solid minute or 3 there, so I'm not sure if my sense of humor is just busted or what.

[coarse dagger]

idk i didn't find it funnyb ut you do you i guess

made me feel slightly uncomfortable

[echo jacinth]

my hand size is supposedly 1e300

[keen tulip]

Yummers

[silver void]

idea, speedrun naneinf when you reduce talisman score cap[

[lament flicker]

is "the entire fucking deck" an actual hand??

[jaunty scarab]

yea

[lament flicker]

i see

[clear hare]

Speedrun calculating screen in talisman

[silver void]

which deck would be best? my thoughts are wormhole/ equiillibrium

[strong narwhal]

should pop up if calculation takes more than 50 milliseconds which can't be too hard

[clear hare]

Harder than naneinf tho

And less arbitrary

[strong narwhal]

true

find some sort of recursion bug and do it that way

[silver void]

all you need is like pi and retriggers

my very unoptimized run (i have no timer, i did it on ante 8)

ante 1 naneinf is definitly possibe

with insane luck

probably

[lime ridge]

i think i've made a tactical mistake here if i'm tbh

[strong narwhal]

what's the iterum on

[lime ridge]

a lot

[strong narwhal]

moment

[lime ridge]

ah, it finally finished
it's now at 4e6 retriggers, each of which gives 8e6 mult

so, you know
big numbers

[silver void]

what is this scoring mod, i know it was made by cg i think

[clear hare]

Talisman update

cg the 🐐 for solving the crashing issue

I have a funny idea, what if it gave you a fun fact each time you had to wait for the hand to score?

Or like a reaction

[silver void]

Hopefully its not the joke!

ok goated

[lime ridge]

okay this was definitely a mistake
adding "1 in 3 chance to level up played hand when this card is scored" has slowed the calculations down quite severely

i will not be playing that card a second time

assuming i even finish playing it the first time!

[subtle nova]

tbh even just quips or whatever