#Cryptid - An unbalanced Balatro mod (1) [Old]

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soft night
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x99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mult

open grail
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yeah

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imagine having limit breaking disabled and you just see ×NaNINF mult

soft night
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what if it had a 1 in 4 chance for sqrt(Mult) instead of 1 in 8

for the funny

remote locust
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yes

jaunty scarab
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What about 1x ~ -1x misprinting balatrojoker

open grail
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we have cooked up series of unholy abominations for the devs to look at

soft night
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naaah

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i want it to be playable but just insanely hard

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Tartarus Deck
The above maluses plus every malus from the Very Fair Deck series

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that one is just impossible

open grail
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10× base, a random joker is destroyed every hand, jokers can no longer be rearranged after being flipped and shuffled, and worse of all, a 5 card hand is selected for you at random, your only choice being to play or discard this hand.

remote locust
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have you heard of Cruel Blinds

open grail
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Did I accidently steal someones idea?

remote locust
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no

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Cruel Blinds has a similar idea in terms or having evil blinds

open grail
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Ah I see.

open grail
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The Nightmare is the result of upgrading the final boss ante twice with my idea.

remote locust
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i think the last part makes the game non-playable

soft night
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i think selecting two cards works

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reminds me of an idea i had a bit ago

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Blank Space
(2x Base.)
Does nothing?

(On defeat, you regain all Hands and boss becomes Spectral Singularity.)

Spectral Singularity
(3x base.)

One Joker sold after every hand played.```
remote locust
open grail
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ooh. Yeah mine is just a idea because I have no talent with coding or art.

nocturne forge
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128 jokers

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what does the sob joker do???

raven wedge
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😭

remote locust
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:(

soft night
open grail
nocturne forge
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my brain is smooth rn

soft night
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sob||elisk||

open grail
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I WOULD BE CRYING TOO IF A EPIC JOKER TURNED INTO THAT THING

nocturne forge
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3780 rerolls...

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4082...

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FINALLY

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I hit 0 dollars

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with 205 jokers

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I'm back to 202 dollars...

nocturne forge
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I got the googol play card

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with several all 6s

open grail
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oh god the scaleing is scaleing

iron breach
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How long with this take on 4 speed? make a guess

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Glitch chad hits 13 times

open grail
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So that's 13×6+2 triggers, times.. How many times will canvas trigger?

iron breach
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8

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8 jokers behind it

open grail
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So (13×6+2)×8 triggers is 641 triggers in total accounting for the inital trigger.

iron breach
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Just got error. I can make it even dumber now

open grail
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The odds are 2 in 5 and 2 in 15 for another tick each.

iron breach
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Gonna fix it to have Bonus cards to make it even dumber with more triggers

open grail
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That is a 48% chance for a extra trigger per card, and a 5% chance for two extra triggers according to my calculations

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That will be 1013 triggers on average accounting for the lucky cards.

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And unless I'm not seeing something, the king will be unaffected so it adds a single trigger.

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There will be 640 again triggers as well, than finally add the triggers from the other jokers, divide that all by 4, and you have your time in seconds.

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Actually, not really.

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You need to account for speed scaleing as well, which I do not know the rate of.

iron breach
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Yeah speed up and all. But really I just wanted to laugh about retriggers

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It was 6 mins btw

nocturne forge
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I do not know how John Balatro will feel when gazing upon this abomination

iron breach
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pot of Jokes being abused with retriggers to skip the slow build up makes it funnier than pulling out effarcire.

nocturne forge
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what is effarcire?

iron breach
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Effarcire is an exotic that allows you to pull out your entire deck.

nocturne forge
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I see

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I don't even know how my actual build works anymore

teal plover
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it also tries to enforce your handsize to always be a minimum of 1, but i believe there are edge cases where it fails for some unknown reason

nocturne forge
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at a certain point I just started tossing in as many negatives as I could and apparently that worked well

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also I did not know that sounds could go through a phaser like that

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I don't even think my build is optimized tbh
if I wanted to put a ton of effort in I could move a bunch of jokers around and probably squeeze a shit ton more out

iron breach
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Game broke. Totally no idea why

nocturne forge
iron breach
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yeah as a test

nocturne forge
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that's why you have a max of 356.2 jokers

iron breach
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wait no, this is equilibrium deck

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You can hit over max with Error or really any joker that produces more jokers

open grail
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There has to be a bug within the negative deck. Something isn't adding its slots correctly.

raven wedge
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if number of jokers is higher than joker slots, you can't get negative jokers at all

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base game behavior

open grail
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Yeah but this is the negative deck, all jokers are negative.

fiery cradle
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vermillion virus just played itself (the last joker change turned one of my jokers into mr bones)

open grail
raven wedge
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you had 167/163 so idk

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or 165

open grail
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I'll send the seed when I eventully die.

open grail
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It seems the baffon pack is able to bypass this, which may be a bug in of itself.

severe jetty
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Dumb joker idea that came to me in a dream the joker is named “l is real” and all it does is make a waluigi and self destruct after 5 blinds

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Even dumber idea

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A joker named m is real that makes a negative m at the start of blind

open grail
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Something I just said to myself while playing this mod.

"Ok just pop this spectral..
"Than get this joke-" No space!
"What? Wait.. Why do I have -7 joker slots?"

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so now im just stuck with these fellas

summer cargo
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I mean, could be worse

open grail
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Definately could. I could not have cryptid.

summer cargo
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Iterum + Perkeo is a hell of a drug

open grail
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Especally when it's the antimatter deck. Iterum is currently 5.5 triggers giving ×14 mult each.

summer cargo
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I Think You Win

open grail
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Yeah. I also have cryptid copying negative gold seal bonus aces.

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But my goal is to swap out the bonus for echo right now.

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And of course I pull canvas from shop when my jokers are busted.

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Don't copy glitched cryptids. This crap happens.

short sonnet
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sapling does not seem to be internally affected by misprint/glitched shenanigans, the description will update but it will always be 30 cards

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opposite issue for typhoon, the description is not dynamic and will always say 1, even if it's wrong

open grail
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The same not updating issue seems to happen for cryptid.

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What happened here? I didn't get my hands set to zero, I just instantly died.

remote locust
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negative card bug

open grail
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I was using the autoclicker to select all on average 150 aces i would draw.

open grail
remote locust
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you have to acoid negative hand size

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as in anything which subtracts hand size

upper veldt
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just got a stack overflow crash when using the

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create 2 copies of a joker spectral

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on poly booster joker

open grail
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were you playing glitched or antimatter?

upper veldt
open grail
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That's strange. Did you copy a glitched Ankh?

upper veldt
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no

open grail
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You'll need to send the crash handler message to someone who actually knows what they're doing.

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I thought talisman removed the score limit no? THAN WHAT IS THIS?!

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This didn't even take any more than 5 seconds to process!

upper veldt
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this time using ankh DX with cube and big cube as potential targets

open grail
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Maybe it picked big cube, and got choked up on a unexpected eternal?

upper veldt
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bignum has a reachable limit

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omeganum does not

upper veldt
open grail
upper veldt
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this crash happens when any joker gets copied

open grail
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Sounds like a error with Ankh DX itself.

upper veldt
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no it happens with cryptid's spectrals too

open grail
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I just reinstalled the latest version as well.

silver cobalt
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uhhh i dohnt think ectoplasm and arrowhead are vouchers

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im on antimatter twighlight stake

open grail
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yeah trade seems to bug out on antimatter

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propably something to do with how the game makes every slot contain jokers

silver cobalt
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well thats fun

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happened when trying to play this hand

brave ibex
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It’s causing the crash

open grail
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Universum gaming.

summer cargo
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they ourple...

leaden prawn
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i just got ante 1 double tag into gambler tag and both hit

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i got scammed out of one of them

bleak parcel
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I like universum because you can get super op without lag

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Something about having a super high base mult is just satisfying to me

solemn pine
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It seems the mod has had more updates I'll have to install the recent version this just gets better and better!!! XD

bleak parcel
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i am scared because i know there is gonna be crashes and I'm gonna have to figure out how to resolve them

grim tendon
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i tried to check my deck after redeeming hammerspace and the game crashed with no error message

grim tendon
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betmna jokers converted my jolly jokers into legendaries

clear hare
clear hare
long veldt
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just noticed something, having 2 empowered tags makes 1 spectral pack with 1 selection but 2 of soul + gateway and then gets the Spectral pack choose 1 UI get stuck on screen?

white drum
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if you get an empowered tag, and skip immediately for a booster, the empowered pack and the booster will be combined, and you lose 1 pick overall

clear hare
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Is this present in 0.4.3a? I changed when empowered tag procs there

white drum
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did that come out within the past 24 hours?

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i can check in a couple minutes

bleak parcel
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m

white drum
clear hare
solemn pine
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I reached infinity for the first time in the mod without it crashing those stake ideas are really cool too they look excellent!!!! :DDD

white drum
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Seeing a crash that I'm not really sure how to debug - functions/state_events.lua:925: attempt to index a boolean value - complete lovely log at https://pastebin.com/Y8WsMJms

strange oxide
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looks like outdated talisman config

white drum
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hm, i'm running off of Talisman main HEAD. pulled it like 45 minutes ago

strange oxide
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actually it should fix the config by itself

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try deleting Talisman/config.lua

white drum
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crashes at the same place

clear hare
white drum
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i sold 2 bonus jokers and and 1 boredom, and was able to play the hand without crashing

frozen geyser
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excuse me what?

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yeah of course theres an error lol

clear hare
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blessed by ERROR

cold sandal
jaunty scarab
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ADHD Joker vs. Bean Juice, who wins?

clear hare
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"Everything that needs to be added first" moment

white drum
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3.805e3271. 2 minutes to eval the hand and jokers on a steam deck

reef geyser
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What does sob do?

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the spreadsheet scaring me

white drum
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buy it to find out

cold sandal
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It's best you find out first, however...

Sob:
||Creates a Negative Eternal Obelisk when purchased, most actions will now also create an Obelisk {Must Have Room}||

clear hare
subtle nova
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Cod card

white drum
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RCE! RCE!

clear hare
subtle nova
clear hare
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you made better stack trace, know any easy ways to screw it up?

subtle nova
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it reads the background colour from the games black colour

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since your crashing the game, you can cause the additional info to fail be deleting SMODS

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or just add some glitched looking text to your additional info thing

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actually

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hold on a sec

clear hare
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plan is to have a bunch of payloads so would be cool to have one literally screw up the error logger

subtle nova
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I was thinking I could overwrite the stack trace thing but I made it too resiliant

cold sandal
clear hare
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i can do this along with the thing that makes it not tied to an area

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so you can just drag them around while they spam and brick your game

subtle nova
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oh lol I just saw I broke the crash log in the latestp r

clear hare
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ok I found a way to make it crash without showing the error log at all

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by just overriding errorhandler

subtle nova
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yeah

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or you could stick oyur own in

clear hare
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that would be good for one

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make the crash handler put you in like a small minigame

subtle nova
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you do get a full love rendering context so you can do whatever

clear hare
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it does crazy graphical effects then overrides the bootloader so you get a cool animation and then an interactive demo (but no computer rip)

jaunty scarab
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I was thinking that weird crash where the text is all fucked up

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2/3 of the stack trace is just white

subtle nova
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hmm can you apply a shader to the entire screeen

clear hare
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oh like the \0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0

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that message failed to send the first time lol

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even discord was scared of it

subtle nova
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if you overwrite love.graphics.setNewFont you can have it laod a different dfont

clear hare
subtle nova
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you could probably hook the crash handler, have it render then apply a glitched shader

silver cobalt
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Make it level 256 of pacman

clear hare
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doing a few payloads one at a time so going to start simple then get crazy

jaunty scarab
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This is getting me into the idea of one of the crashes being fake and is actually the background for a custom blind. Strays too far from intended purpose though.

subtle nova
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let me make some stuff that makes the handler look glitched, but not toally broken.

silver cobalt
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Actually it would be funny to have a crash that just applies a deep fry shader to the entire game sets you at 1 fps and then crashes

subtle nova
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maybe as a meta crash, emulate a lovely panic

cold sandal
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We gotta have the classic

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attempt to index field "atlas" (a nil value)

jaunty scarab
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Lemme fetch the full list of ideas I had for ways to crash with ://CRASH

subtle nova
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oh I had a super intresting crash that would be good with a couple effects

silver cobalt
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A crash where a piano falls and cracks the screen

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Maybe not the greatest tho

clear hare
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got it

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combining this with the black screen additional context fail

silver cobalt
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A crash where every card in your deck becomes a jolly joker

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The game really doesnt like jokers in hand so it goes kablooey

clear hare
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also going to add some crashes where I remove love.update and love.draw

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so the game is just fully bricked

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removing love.update just freezes the game

silver cobalt
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What if the game just soawns a joker bouncing around like the dvd logo

clear hare
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removing love.draw also almost freezes the game but you can stil do some things

silver cobalt
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It crashes when it hits the corner

clear hare
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the screen is frozen obviously

jaunty scarab
prime raven
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a joker that intentionally crashes your game sounds hilarious lmao

silver cobalt
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Actually its a consumable

prime raven
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even better

clear hare
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negative speculo is here to bless my new payload

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ok now I just need to figure out how to move them somewhere

jaunty scarab
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Would it be funnier if they don't have a cardarea set and just float around on the screen?

teal plover
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give them a random position as well, so they just progressively flood the screen

soft night
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hey can we have the name formatted like ://CRASH

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bc well

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thats how it was

clear hare
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oh I literally just forgot

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my bad

soft night
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lmao

cold sandal
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Setting hand size to nan softlocks iirc

clear hare
soft night
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YIPPEE

subtle nova
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huh

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somehow I broke the rendering

clear hare
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ok this is better

subtle nova
teal plover
prime raven
soft night
prime raven
clear hare
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now I just have to make it properly centered and persist

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even on a run restart

soft night
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jesus christ this is hilarious

jaunty scarab
# subtle nova

This just needs the text distortion trace error to cover up the empty space and this would be peak.

subtle nova
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well I was planning on havving it render like usualy but just screwing up a ton of values

soft night
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can i hide a secret message in this screen

cold sandal
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A simple idea: Just create an infinite loop

soft night
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an injoke only my friends will get in the crash log

cold sandal
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Attempt to index "why did you do it?" (a nil value)

prime raven
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or something like "I told you not to."

dusty plover
soft night
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"could not glupgrade the lobboboty"

subtle nova
cold sandal
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We could have an entire list of things to go in Attempt to index field " " (a nil value)

soft night
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YES

subtle nova
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hold on let me see if I can replicate that glitch where it just stopped rendering text after (I think I might know what did it)

soft night
cold sandal
soft night
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You will regret this

subtle nova
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okay so I can stop the error and also I have full control over the last thing printed

clear hare
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this is better

subtle nova
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overload that then crash the game

clear hare
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and then just go forever

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the crazy crash message can be separate payload

soft night
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PLEASE change it to this

oak herald
soft night
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we need one of the payloads to be amongass twerking

clear hare
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that cover goes hard

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i feel like the red zone error remixes are so iconic tho

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for something like this

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by the way going to main menu won't stop it

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this would go so hard as a background actually

soft night
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This is the best card ever invented

clear hare
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also I put it in its own event queue

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which means it doesn't block you from doing other things now

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but you also can't remove it ever

soft night
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that is fucking hilarious

clear hare
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it also means you can move them around now

wary pasture
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can you use those ones?

soft night
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YES

clear hare
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WHAT DID I COOK

oak herald
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rush hour 4

clear hare
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make every pack do the bug murphy got

oak herald
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its just. beat ante 8 before these totally fill up the screen

soft night
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i have a good list going

oak herald
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points for the henry stickman reference

clear hare
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let me see if I can get it to work with spaces, then making it random should be easy

solemn pine
# clear hare WHAT DID I COOK

WHA that's actually pretty funny if that'll be something you could get in game also the Lavender Loop boss is OP compared to Violet Vessel I died to it on ante 7 of the final stake!!!! XDD

soft night
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will update as thing goes on

strange oxide
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may I suggest Assertion failed

soft night
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indeed

grim tendon
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reference gamblecore 3

clear hare
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alr we got spaces working

frozen geyser
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  • fission mailed successfully
grim tendon
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spam negative WOF with the error messsage (TODAYS LESSON: KEEP GAMBLING!)

clear hare
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"I'm never going back this casino agai-"

civic acorn
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Have there been any thoughts to make any Fusion cards related to this mod?

clear hare
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probably will at some point

grim tendon
clear hare
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like I imagine weebonacci can be moved to fusion

strange oxide
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  • table index is nil
  • index is nil table
  • nil is index table
  • nildex is in table
subtle nova
strange oxide
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engine/ui.lua:686: attempt to compare number with nil

jaunty scarab
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YEEES

soft night
jaunty scarab
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I HATE THAT ERROR SO MUCH

subtle nova
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idk how to replicate it though

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also for some reason it likes to cut off randomly and i don't know what causes it

strange oxide
clear hare
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putting quotes doesn't work :(

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I wanted it to be recursive

soft night
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damn

strange oxide
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damn

clear hare
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wait is it the parentheses

soft night
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and some more

subtle nova
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actually if I fix this, then I could hide quotes in the error page too

strange oxide
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attempt to call global to_big (a nil value)

clear hare
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actually hold on

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I can probably manually do it

grim tendon
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"Nah fuck off"
"it turns out that card was ligma"
"YouJustLostTheCasinoGame"

prime raven
# soft night

i love the "death.fell.accident.water", good reference

short sonnet
grim tendon
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can you make sounds play in the crash log

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or is that impossible

snow rivet
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Looks like a skill issue to me.

clear hare
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yeah this is probably the way to do it

green cove
strange oxide
grim tendon
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can you create an error message that implies a variable is too big

clear hare
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we don't even need the whole attempt to index field thing

strange oxide
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attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)

frozen geyser
soft night
grim tendon
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"Shoulda kept Chicot"

soft night
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how many do i even have now

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goog god, 61

prime raven
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"Maybe next time don't do that?"

grim tendon
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get as many as possible so we can have error message error_message_count too high

strange oxide
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attempt to index field '%s' (a nil value) where %s is another random error message with a 1/2 chance to be itself

clear hare
strange oxide
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stack overflow if you have oops all sixes

prime raven
grim tendon
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<< lol your name got doxxed lmao

frozen geyser
clear hare
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ok now to copy the 60 messages you all cooked

oak herald
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can there be a 61st or is it too late

subtle nova
# clear hare

I can overwrite the filename to an arbitrary string

soft night
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  • Oops.
  • Your cards have been TOASTED, extra crispy for your pleasure.
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • What we have here is a certified whoopsidaisy
  • Why don't you buy more jonkers? Are you stupid?
  • lmao
  • How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?
  • Sorry, I was in the bathroom. What'd I mi- Where'd... Where is everyone?
  • Peter? What are you doing? Cards. WHAT THE FUCK?
  • what if it was called freaklatro
  • 4
  • I SAWED THIS GAME IN HALF!
  • is this rush hour 4
  • You missed a semicolon on line 19742, you buffoon
  • you are an idiot
  • You do not recognise the cards in the deck.
  • :( Your P
  • Assertion failed
  • Play ULTRAKILL
  • Play Nova Drift
  • Play Balatro- wait
  • what if instead of rush hour it was called kush hour and you just smoked a massive blunt
  • death.fell.accident.water
  • Balatro's innards were made outards
  • i am going to club yrou
  • But the biggest joker of them all, it was you all along!
  • fission mailed successfully
  • table index is nil
  • index is nil table
  • nil is index table
  • nildex is in table
  • I AM THE TABLE
  • I'm never going back this casino agai-
  • what did you think would happen?
  • DO THE EARTHQUAKE! [screams]
  • fuck you
  • Screaming in the casino prank! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
  • You musn't tear or crease it.
  • Sure, but the point is to do it without making a hole.
  • The end of all things! As was foretold in the prophecy!
  • Do it again. It'd be funny
  • :3
  • Looks like a skill issue to me.
  • it turns out that card was ligma
  • YouJustLostTheCasinoGame
  • Nah fuck off
  • attempt to call global your_mom (value too large)
  • Killed by intentional game design
  • attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)
  • what.avi
  • The C
  • Shoulda kept Chicot
  • Maybe next time don't do that?
  • [recursion]
  • ://SHART
  • It's converging time.
  • This is the last error message.

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grim tendon
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we need 100 error messages

soft night
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There will be EVEN MORE

oak herald
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"You win!"
"Also try Terraria!"

short sonnet
soft night
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YES

grim tendon
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"lol 69th error message"

subtle nova
# soft night - Oops. - Your cards have been TOASTED, extra crispy for your pleasure. - AAAAAA...

"Oops.", "Your cards have been TOASTED, extra crispy for your pleasure.", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "What we have here is a certified whoopsidaisy", "Why don't you buy more jonkers? Are you stupid?", "lmao", "How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?", "Sorry, I was in the bathroom. What'd I mi'Where'd... Where is everyone?", "Peter? What are you doing? Cards. WHAT THE FUCK?", "what if it was called freaklatro", "4", "I SAWED THIS GAME IN HALF!", "is this rush hour 4", "You missed a semicolon on line 19742, you buffoon", "you are an idiot", "You do not recognise the cards in the deck.", ":( Your P", "Assertion failed", "Play ULTRAKILL", "Play Nova Drift", "Play Balatro"wait", "what if instead of rush hour it was called kush hour and you just smoked a massive blunt", "death.fell.accident.water", "Balatro's innards were made outards", "i am going to club yrou", "But the biggest joker of them all, it was you all along!", "fission mailed successfully", "table index is nil", "index is nil table", "nil is index table", "nildex is in table", "I AM THE TABLE", "I'm never going back this casino agai-", "what did you think would happen?", "DO THE EARTHQUAKE! [screams]", "fuck you", "Screaming in the casino prank! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ", "You musn't tear or crease it.", "Sure, but the point is to do it without making a hole.", "The end of all things! As was foretold in the prophecy!", "Do it again. It'd be funny", "", ":3", "Looks like a skill issue to me.", "it turns out that card was ligma", "YouJustLostTheCasinoGame", "Nah fuck off", "attempt to call global your_mom (value too large)", "Killed by intentional game design", "attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)", "what.avi", "The C", "Shoulda kept Chicot", "Maybe next time don't do that?", "[recursion]", "://SHART", "It's converging time.", "This is the last error message."

prime raven
clear hare
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beat me too it (although I did the same thing)

subtle nova
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oh the one isn't right

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let me fix it

grim tendon
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"thought too fast chucklenuts"
"does anyone even read these"
"keep playing this card trust me"
"i slammed my cardis in the car door"
"you cardin' BAD"

subtle nova
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updated

clear hare
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Oops.
Your cards have been TOASTED, extra crispy for your pleasure.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What we have here is a certified whoopsidaisy
Why don't you buy more jonkers? Are you stupid?
lmao
How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?
Sorry, I was in the bathroom. What'd I mi- Where'd... Where is everyone?
Peter? What are you doing? Cards. WHAT THE FUCK?
what if it was called freaklatro
4
I SAWED THIS GAME IN HALF!
is this rush hour 4
You missed a semicolon on line 19742, you buffoon
you are an idiot
You do not recognise the cards in the deck.
:( Your P
Assertion failed
Play ULTRAKILL
Play Nova Drift
Play Balatro- wait
what if instead of rush hour it was called kush hour and you just smoked a massive blunt
death.fell.accident.water
Balatro's innards were made outards
i am going to club yrou
But the biggest joker of them all, it was you all along!
fission mailed successfully
table index is nil
index is nil table
nil is index table
nildex is in table
I AM THE TABLE
I'm never going back this casino agai-
what did you think would happen?
DO THE EARTHQUAKE! [screams]
fuck you
Screaming in the casino prank! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You musn't tear or crease it.
Sure, but the point is to do it without making a hole.
The end of all things! As was foretold in the prophecy!
Do it again. It'd be funny
:3
Looks like a skill issue to me.
it turns out that card was ligma
YouJustLostTheCasinoGame
Nah fuck off
attempt to call global your_mom (value too large)
Killed by intentional game design
attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)
what.avi
The C
Shoulda kept Chicot
Maybe next time don't do that?
[recursion]
://SHART
It's converging time.
This is the last error message.

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attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'atlas' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)
attempt to get length of global 'people_who_asked' (a nil value)

subtle nova
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vscode isn't liking it

strange oxide
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Maybe Go Fish is more our speed...

clear hare
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my current list

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i can do the vscode formatting at the end don't worry wilson

prime raven
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"Wow, good job. You killed it."

clear hare
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since it'll be more annoying undoing and redoing

jaunty scarab
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Talisman is nested

wary pasture
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"Not Again"

grim tendon
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"bitch"

subtle nova
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oh my regexing went brrr

clear hare
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"Cryptid is the most stable mod"

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ERROR

grim tendon
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"chat really convinced you huh"

strange oxide
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how about the lovely crash message when your lovely is too old for regex

subtle nova
jagged garden
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"You might have lovely installed, but this run sure isn't"

subtle nova
grim tendon
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"I CAN STILL HEAR THE SPECULOS"

jaunty scarab
clear hare
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"Lovely Error: missing field 'overwrite'"

grim tendon
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"MurphyObv stop listening to chat"

strange oxide
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yeah that one is also peak

soft night
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  • You win!
  • Also try Terraria!
  • ok now to copy the 60 messages you all cooked
  • Help! Crusaders are attacking our trade routes!
  • that's it, i'm not playing with you anymore
  • You can't crash me, I QUIT!
  • HeeH
  • Was that an attempt at humour?
  • KILL
  • Maybe Go Fish is more our speed...
  • thought too fast chucklenuts
  • does anyone even read these
  • keep playing this card trust me
  • i slammed my cardis in the car door
  • you cardin' BAD
  • Wow, good job. You killed it.
  • oh my regexing went brrr
  • Cryptid is the most stable mod
  • bitch
  • Not again
  • ERROR
  • chat really conviced you huh
  • Talisman is nested
  • You might have lovely installed, but this run sure isn't
  • What do you call a trapped drum? Ensnared.
  • I CAN STILL HEAR THE SPECULOS
  • Lovely Error: missing field 'overwrite'
  • MurphyObv stop listening to chat
jaunty scarab
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Do we have Murphy's quote about thinking that Canvas was a made up joker for a bit?

grim tendon
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"this game got silenced faster than Jimball"

subtle nova
strange oxide
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recursion error: call tree has no root

prime raven
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"use it again, i wasn't watching"

subtle nova
grim tendon
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"go run NotMyFault.exe while youre at it"

clear hare
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made the gamblecore 3 reference longer
You know what? No, NO. We are not gambling, we're done gambling, dude. This is it. We are done. I'm never going back to this casino agai-

subtle nova
grim tendon
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"WHY DID YOU CUT THE WIRES"

strange oxide
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corurptString

subtle nova
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huh

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why is my code spell check not working?

wary pasture
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"Brakes failed"

grim tendon
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"[pretend a scary image is here]"

prime raven
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"You lose! You get nothing! Good day, sir!"

subtle nova
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oh i guess it was disabled for lkua

grim tendon
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"really fatal misclick huh"

strange oxide
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Update Steamodded, dumbass

grim tendon
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chat clip this

subtle nova
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chat is this real?

grim tendon
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If you crash the game too much, you can go to hell!

clear hare
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going good (also forced the color to be dark)

grim tendon
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this card has a 1/100 chance to give you $100, keep gambling!

subtle nova
grim tendon
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Todays lesson: KEEP GAMBLING!

subtle nova
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I looked at the logs and couldn't see any reason why it stops renderign there

clear hare
subtle nova
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it's random

prime raven
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"surely this card will do something different next time, right?"

subtle nova
strange oxide
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skull jimbo isn't real, he can't hurt you

clear hare
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maybe it created a \0

jaunty scarab
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Canvas isn't real, Math is lying

soft night
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jesus christ theres so many

subtle nova
grim tendon
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you have defeated balatro good job :thumbsup:

strange oxide
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Exotic jokers aren't real, you're dreaming

clear hare
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just 30% instead of 1/3

subtle nova
prime raven
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"ripbozo"

subtle nova
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but still get a random colour background

grim tendon
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this message will crash obs

clear hare
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yeah I changed it alr

oak herald
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"DEFEAT
ROUND 98
BLOONS LEAKED: 1 CERAMIC"

subtle nova
clear hare
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ok progress

grim tendon
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Oops! All Crash Cards!

oak herald
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EEEEEEEE

clear hare
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i forced it to just print one character instead of a random one

strange oxide
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I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?

clear hare
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and that... worked

subtle nova
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consistantly that or no?

grim tendon
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It says dont on the card

subtle nova
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also can't see message

strange oxide
clear hare
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maybe backslashes are screwing it up?

subtle nova
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oh

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that makes a lot of sense

strange oxide
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You're literally a fool, what's my excuse?

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I'm literally you, what fool makes excuses?

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You're literally me, what's a fool's excuse?

short sonnet
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is calling a bunch of end_round()s a planned crash effect yet

grim tendon
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*Shadenfreuids*

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He he he ha

clear hare
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yeah I added a check for backslashes and it works now

strange oxide
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*Schadenfreude but it's actually spelled correctly*

nocturne forge
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Over 18k rerolls

clear hare
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but too well since it's also triggering this effect, likely from thir being too much text

grim tendon
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we need a section in google sheets specifically for error messages

soft night
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i'm almost done

nocturne forge
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this run is like
busted in the most hellish way possible

soft night
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i'll stop at 169 messages

clear hare
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don't forget the recursive atlas message

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I don't think that's there

nocturne forge
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I had to search through ~350 cards to find a single jolly joker that was preventing me from buying more negative jokers

grim tendon
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You are NOT the joker!

subtle nova
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hmm my backslash check didn't work

grim tendon
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Youre the joker and im the baby

strange oxide
oak herald
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"BUY OUR TOYS!"
"Also try Team Fortress 2!"

subtle nova
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but if it works for oyu, its fine

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actually

strange oxide
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this might cause a stack overflow

clear hare
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yeah making it shorter works

subtle nova
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okay actually

grim tendon
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FINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATE

subtle nova
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you can trigger the glitch effect consistantly?

oak herald
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"Oh, and one last thing before I go. You lost the game."

grim tendon
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hey i did that one

upper veldt
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m

clear hare
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local c = math.random(33, 122)
newStr = newStr .. string.char(c)
if c == 92 then --backslash
    newStr = newStr .. string.char(c)
end
oak herald
clear hare
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i think it is caused by literal overload

grizzled trellis
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"Chub dislikes smoke"

clear hare
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but will probably put that in its own category

soft night
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ALRIGHT

nocturne forge
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why do jolly jokers bypass the space requirement?

grim tendon
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This sentence is false

soft night
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HERE WE GO

oak herald
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WE DID IT

soft night
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169 EFFECT MESSAGES

subtle nova
soft night
clear hare
strange oxide
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these numbers are too small??

clear hare
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ok now I'm adding that

subtle nova
jaunty scarab
strange oxide
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download antimatter dimensions

subtle nova
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so it shows the message for a bit then glitches out

clear hare
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I just lowered this number to remove the glitch effect

soft night
clear hare
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for i = 1, math.random(40, 70) do --this line
corrupt_mod.debug_info = corrupt_mod.debug_info .. "\n" .. corurptString(math.random(20, 500))
end
subtle nova
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okay gimme a hot sec

grim tendon
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god my head is fuzzy from the laughter

grizzled trellis
clear hare
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i think too much text triggers the rendering error

subtle nova
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man I wish we had a vc so I could just streeam

clear hare
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Cryptid discord when

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maybe when we hit 50k messages lol

strange oxide
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ngl yes

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we totally should do that

prime raven
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i'd join a cryptid discord ngl

upper veldt
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same

strange oxide
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or bribe someone to add VCs here

clear hare
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they have a good reason for not adding it tho

upper veldt
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also noticed you guys made some cryptid submissions for reshuffled 2 🔥

soft night
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then we'll add VCs to cryptid

clear hare
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it would be a headache for the mods to check

strange oxide
green cove
subtle nova
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allow jokers to mod vc's

clear hare
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lmao

subtle nova
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(and make me a joker)

grizzled trellis
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Yeah it's not common to have vcs on public servers for a good reason

clear hare
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ngl there's like 50 more ppl who could be jokers since localthunk actually added ppl to the role

strange oxide
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i wouldn't wanna moderate vcs on a 50k member server tbh

upper veldt
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i'd do it for a raise

subtle nova
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I think I was around when he was adding jokers but didn't do anything in thbat time

green cove
strange oxide
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for enough money I'd do it lol

nocturne forge
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8.2k dollars

grim tendon
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wish there could be more error messages

green cove
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like, server is too big to keep track

grim tendon
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Mom said its my turn on the balatro

strange oxide
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idiot

clear hare
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yeah after the demos it's been different

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i think thunk has been a lot busier

upper veldt
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think thunk

green cove
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ye

clear hare
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anyway I'm happy wih the random crash payload, lemme try end round spam now

subtle nova
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yeah

grim tendon
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have it trigger at big blind before last showdown blind

subtle nova
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yeah just like after spawning 500 crash cards, do the corrupt crash thing

strange oxide
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idito
idoit
iidot
diiot
tidioi
sorry that was too low effort, I'll stop

subtle nova
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actually now I'm thinking of it, without the stack trace the crash handler isn't that big

grizzled trellis
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Also I forgot to bring my laptop charger on my trip so no balatro or cryptid mod for me :(

subtle nova
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only like 300 lines

clear hare
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making it bigger will eventually cause that issue

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like with the original number you had in the for loop

subtle nova
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hold on let me cook

green cove
upper veldt
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the

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bee movie script

green cove
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lmao

strange oxide
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how about

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the bee movie script in every language

green cove
strange oxide
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the language of your game is always excluded

subtle nova
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@clear hare can I have your modified version of the crash thing?

upper veldt
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galactic standard?

clear hare
subtle nova
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thanks

grim tendon
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this is the longest cryptid thread has gone without a post

strange oxide
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50k won't actually take too long at this rate

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we're up to 41.5

nocturne forge
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9.778e144 in one hand

grizzled trellis
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I would contribute if I had the motivation to make mods because my adhd brain means it's really hard to stick to a project for a few days even

strange oxide
grizzled trellis
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Also I'm on vacation so like no chance I'll be able to program anything

nocturne forge
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@clear hare could I make a joker suggestion?

subtle nova
soft night
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DISCO CRASH

clear hare
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lmao

strange oxide
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PLANS

nocturne forge
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I think it should be called Dogtag
And the art would be like military dogtags but with like a 🐶 face on it
and it would consume Cat tags and add (insert whatever value here)x chippage in return

strange oxide
clear hare
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maybe that and a glitch shader

soft night
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crashamelldansen

grim tendon
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wouldnt it be cool if you could control this and make certain effects with specific crashes

soft night
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OH YES

strange oxide
jagged garden
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INSANE!!!

grim tendon
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have the youjustlostthegame one be white so you have to select the text

nocturne forge
soft night
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i concur

nocturne forge
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it would give cat tags an actual usage and be a silly pun

grim tendon
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uncommon ig

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maybe rare/epic depending on the chip

nocturne forge
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I'm gonna be real I thought about it because I remembered the cat tag and the insane chippage I'm getting so I thought it'd be funny

clear hare
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cat tags are also rare so maybe worth being common

nocturne forge
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I currently have +73540 chips on crustulum

jaunty scarab
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Ok I'm cooking an idea but I have to pray the Talisman save crash doesn't stop me.

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And I didn't screw up the code

clear hare
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i can't get the end round thing to work

jaunty scarab
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🙏

subtle nova
clear hare
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lmao

subtle nova
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also the text still glitches out

grim tendon
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balatro final boss

subtle nova
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I just had an idera

nocturne forge
grizzled trellis
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Crash your game on loss boss blind

clear hare
grim tendon
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Code Stake: Immediately play a ://CRASH card whenever you lose a blind

nocturne forge
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Guess the deck I'm using

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should be p obvious

grizzled trellis
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Hmm,,,

soft night
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a

grim tendon
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equil deck

jagged garden
nocturne forge
grim tendon
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blank deck

nocturne forge
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no

cold sandal
strange oxide
nocturne forge
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what does blank deck actually do?

grim tendon
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makes stakes do the opposite

clear hare
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nothing

subtle nova
grim tendon
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but

strange oxide
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||it will be unlock condition for antimatter deck later on||

nocturne forge
grim tendon
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can i see the cards

strange oxide
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||negative deck?||

nocturne forge
strange oxide
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nvm I'm blind

subtle nova
strange oxide
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these def aren't all negative

nocturne forge
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You were decently close

oak herald
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anyways

strange oxide
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is it antimatter though?

oak herald
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im suprised ascendant stake as changed to -1 shop slot

nocturne forge
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it's not antimatter

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I'll give another hint

cold sandal
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Try not to say Antimatter challenge

soft night
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wormhole deck?

nocturne forge
strange oxide
nocturne forge
grizzled trellis
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If perkeo is so good why is there no perkeo 2 in cryptid
😭

nocturne forge
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I got crustulum as my free exotic

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which basically meant free rerolls

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messed with some econ

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and managed to get a TON of negatives

jaunty scarab
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Too shiny, or shiny enough that you would hover over this totally innocent joker to see what this "Super Polychrome" edition effect was?

grizzled trellis
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I think just calling a card "something 2" would be funny af tho

soft night
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maybe have it chase your mouse

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and it gets faster and faster

nocturne forge
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Jolly Joker 2: Jolly Harder
adds adds 0.1^ to mult for every hand played containing a pair

grizzled trellis
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True

clear hare
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gotta brb but wondering why this doesn't add a shader to the error screen

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local le = love.errhand
function love.errhand(msg)
    G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt = 100
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('distortion_fac', {1.0 + 0.07*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100, 1.0 + 0.1*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100})
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('scale_fac', {1.0 - 0.008*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100, 1.0 - 0.008*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100})
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('feather_fac', 0.01)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('bloom_fac', G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.bloom - 1)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('time',400 + G.TIMERS.REAL)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('noise_fac',0.001*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('crt_intensity', 0.16*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('glitch_intensity', 0)--0.1*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100 + (G.screenwipe_amt) + 1)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('scanlines', G.CANVAS:getPixelHeight()*0.75/G.CANV_SCALE)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('mouse_screen_pos', G.video_control and {love.graphics.getWidth( )/2, love.graphics.getHeight( )/2} or {G.ARGS.eased_cursor_pos.sx, G.ARGS.eased_cursor_pos.sy})
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('screen_scale', G.TILESCALE*G.TILESIZE)
    G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('hovering', 1)
    love.graphics.setShader( G.SHADERS['CRT'])
    le(msg)
end
grizzled trellis
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We need a jolly joker 2

nocturne forge
subtle nova
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it replaces the crash ahndler so more control

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also respects reduced motion

nocturne forge
subtle nova
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oh i forgor the steamodded header

green cove
subtle nova
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now you tell me

nocturne forge
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what's the max score that this mod can handle before just bumping up to infinity?

green cove
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it is too much for my eyes

jaunty scarab
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Where's the mouse cords stored?

grizzled trellis
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I rember someone saying talisman had support for like eee6 but as of now it's like ee308

jaunty scarab
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probably somewhere in G.controller?

subtle nova
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probably

green cove
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I don't use reduced motion but if I saw that I'd be pretty annoyed

grizzled trellis
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Idk i might totally be wrong

teal plover
subtle nova
green cove
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re read the message

jaunty scarab
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NOOOOOOO I HAVE TO CONVERT IT

subtle nova
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you might be in luck

subtle nova
jaunty scarab
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Now I just need to remember the math for pathfinding.

soft night
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it should play the sonic drowning sfx as it approaches your mouse

grim tendon
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make the game a creepypasta story as a payload

soft night
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oh my god

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yes

grizzled trellis
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Jimbo killed my whole family

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:(

grim tendon
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the jokers are removed from the cards...
the blinds have scary faces
before jumpscaring you and crashing the game

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all cryptid cards are removed (no one can save you now)

jaunty scarab
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Wait, what if I locked the mouse cords?

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That would be much easier.

subtle nova
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just hook Controller:set_cursor_position and if oyur code, stop it from running the orig

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boom locked coordds

jaunty scarab
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It's better than trig

soft night
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yes

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make it SLOWLY hover towards your mouse lol

grim tendon
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make the boss blind jump at the screen

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really quickly

soft night
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I can make a sound effect that sounds like it's coming from behind you

grim tendon
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just mute the music

grizzled trellis
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PannedDoorknock.mp3

grim tendon
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add random sound surround noises

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then a doorbell sound

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have the game minimize

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when you open it up...

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JUMPSCARE

prime raven
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skip for empowered tag, win the 1 in 4, select blind before spectral pack spawns, spectral pack opens while in the blind, get stuck with the “pack opening” music

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i can’t use any of the cards in the spectral pack from the empowered tag now

clear hare
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rip

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I think I'm using the wrong context for empowered tag, that's why

prime raven
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leave it to me to find a bug that no one else has stumbled upon yet lmao

teal plover
#

breaking changes will happen soon-ish

i'm working with math to move xchips and ^mult operations to talisman, along with adding support for more arbitrary operations there, like hypermult (any number of arrows you want)

changes as follows (breaking changes are marked with Warning):

  • Warning sound effect cry_^Mult is now talisman_emult
  • Warning sound effect cry_^^Mult is now talisman_eemult
  • Warning sound effect cry_Xchip is now talisman_xchip
  • Warning joker return value pow_mult_mod is now Emult_mod
  • Warning pow_mult for card editions is now e_mult
  • Warning Xchips for card editions is now x_chips
  • add e_chips, ee_chips, eee_chips, h_chips, e_mult, ee_mult, eee_mult, and h_mult for card editions
  • add EEmult_mod, EEEmult_mod, Hmult_mod, Echip_mod, EEchip_mod, EEEchip_mod and Hchip_mod return values for jokers

probably some other stuff i missed but in any case, these changes are not in effect yet, but me or @clear hare will let you all know when it is

clear hare
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ok I think I figured out a fix @prime raven

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thanks for reporting

prime raven
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np

soft night
clear hare
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oh god I just made it worse

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I tried to add a shader

teal plover
grizzled trellis
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Oops i pours oil onto the crash handler

grim tendon
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"think fast chucklenuts!"

clear hare
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yeah whatever I just won't go with that for now

jaunty scarab
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Argh, how in the world do you get that bug where the card spawns but isn't set to an area.

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I can't seem to get it drawn after removing it.

clear hare
#
local c = create_card('Code', nil, nil, nil, nil, nil, 'c_cry_crash')
c.T.x = math.random(-G.CARD_W,G.TILE_W)
c.T.y = math.random(-G.CARD_H,G.TILE_H)
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this is what I'm doing for that payload where I spam non-area-set cards to the screen

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the CRT shader comes with an unused glitched effect

remote locust
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yeah that's normal

clear hare
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wait this can look so cool with CRT on

jaunty scarab
#

Damn, it seems like disabling Controller:set_cursor_position stops you from hovering over objects somehow.

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Also doesn't lock the mouse.

teal plover
clear hare
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I set CRT to 10000%

unkempt pasture
dusty plover
clear hare
dusty plover
#

thats so funny

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man im telling you you have to add some of these goofy bugs/quirks as optional settings

clear hare
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this kinda works tbh

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maybe a bit less

jaunty scarab
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I'm so close but if I can just figure out why the game decides that nothing can interact with the mouse...

clear hare
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I think it looks good combined with this effect

dusty plover
#

m

severe jetty
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Welp antimatter auto crashes for me

open grail
severe jetty
#

ight

open grail
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Though I don't know too much, so it could be something else.

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I also remember antimatter in general just being fucked on the highest stake.

oak herald
#

losing an antimatter deck to not enough points would be an achievement tbh

soft night
open grail
soft night
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you dont

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:)

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do not use ://CRASH

teal plover
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the point of ://CRASH is to just crash the game in a more "exotic" way

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kind of like how with Mario Paint, you have more "exotic" ways to erase your drawings

jaunty scarab
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WAIT I THINK I GOT IT

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nevermind

teal plover
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lol

jaunty scarab
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It's hovering now but not crashing despite the giant values.

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Maybe using cry_misprintize isn't gonna work with this.

open grail
#

uh oh, i just got a crash handler bypass with my hand

jaunty scarab
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The mouse cursor itself is also not being "locked", only the internal position.

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Mostly because I don't know how to do that with love2d

oblique urchin
#

been getting this error ever since updating to the latest version. anyone know how to fix?

jaunty scarab
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Update Steamodded

oblique urchin
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ah thanks

open grail
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aka use the steamodded the zipfile included

open grail
oblique urchin
#

I am using the version of steammodded version that was in the latest zip

echo jacinth
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the error joker, going off of its description, is just a Super Misprint, but it turns out to just make cards glitched and it also when you sell it it

oblique urchin
#

could lovely be the issue? that would be the only one I didn't replace

open grail
jaunty scarab
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But some other love.mouse function might do the trick

teal plover
open grail
#

It also looks like antimatter ascendent works now.

echo jacinth
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joker idea: Lazy Joker
duplicated jokers appear directly next to the joker that was duplicated instead of at the end

teal plover
#

that may as well be a QoL auto-sorting option, not a joker

echo jacinth
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no it sorta technically has an effect, it means that you don't have to take the time to sort your jokers (and there is a boss blind that cares about time)

jaunty scarab
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Why must setRelativeMode turn the mouse off, I need this on

clear hare
teal plover
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in most cases you're not dealing with the clock, so at the end of the day, having it as a QoL option is not that drastic of a change to gameplay

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you're basically asking for a joker that's only useful in extreme-edge cases

jaunty scarab
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This is what I have now (I haven't set the shader drawn on Misprint from supet poly to glitched yet).

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Game closes itself after a bit.

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No error screen unfortunately, but maybe we can change how Misprint shows text to let it trigger stack overflow.

summer cargo
#

Dark Evil Misprint

lime inlet
#

this mod truly is something

severe jetty
#

m deck when?

lime inlet
#

i have a very funny idea for the m deck

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just used crash for the first time lmao

silver cobalt
#

Actually kinda weird how glitched deck and misprint are functionally almost the exact same

mystic raft
#

You can get glitches stuff and other editions on misprint deck

silver cobalt
#

Ik but its still pretty similar

lime inlet
#

is it just me or i wanna see the freeze mechanic from SAP

silver cobalt
#

What i would like is the jimbo card in backpack battles

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Idk how to translate this tho

summer cargo
silver cobalt
#

K

civic acorn
# silver cobalt Idk how to translate this tho

Thinking that this would be a Deck that starts out with a unique Eternal Joker called Backpacked Jimbo that has these 4 different effects.

High Card or above: Gain a random re-redeemable Voucher. Can only happen once per round.

Pair or above: A random played card will return to your hand after play.

3oak or above: Disable the next Boss Blind effect. Can only happen once per 2 Antes.

4oak or above: Retrigger 1 random Joker that isn't Backpacked Jimbo.

clear hare
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Jimbo (Backpack Battles) -> Epic
Create 6 random Negative Consumables when purchased
For each pair played this run, add a 5% chance for a critical hit
For each three of a kind played this run, cards have a 10% chance to return to hand after being played
When a four of a kind is played, create a random Perishable Joker

lime inlet
#

m

remote locust
#

gonna need a lot of bonus blinds

clear hare
#

all worth it for that sweet profit

karmic wraith
soft night
remote locust
#

runs probably dead tho, shop isn't giving me any chip jokers and it's ante 4 on Very Cruel Challenge

soft night
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btw math what codes are you planning to make after you get crash workin

grim tendon
#

i have an ://error payload idea

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yk those anti piracy screens that were popular around 2021?

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that

soft night
#

oh my g

grim tendon
#

i just want a good excuse to implement jimbo.exe

clear hare
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just going down the line

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so i'm starting with payload now actually

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://CRASH I'll just add more as I receive payloads

soft night
#

also can i change machinecode to give a random glitched consumable

clear hare
#

sure

soft night
#

commented

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also commenting on some other things to make them applicable to any item that's selected

weak burrow
soft night
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what did you expect from a wav

weak burrow
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It ain't about the wav, if you're sending to discord for people to hear you might as well send an ogg file

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Keep the wav for working on it

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Send the ogg to discord to listen

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That's what I do with my music

brave ibex
#

Creating glitched consumables might cause issues if misc is disabled

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Also now that i think about it you can already see next ante’s blinds and tags so log doesn’t do anything

soft night
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tho you can only read out the next ante's blinds and tags if you're. yknow. going into that ante from beating a boss

brave ibex
oak herald
soft night
soft night
#

or again, shop queue

clear hare
#

you get an extra ante of vision
if you do it after a boss blind you are already on the next ante, so you would basically be seeing two antes ahead

summer cargo
#

right question, how would i interact with cryptid's new epic/exotic rarities in the sense of "i want to pick cards of only this rarity"

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since create_card rarity 0-1 is only for common-rare cards, right

brave ibex
#

1 creates epic jokers

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that's why rare tag needed that toml

clear hare
#

and you can just copy gateway for exotics

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create_card('Joker', G.jokers, nil, "cry_exotic", nil, nil, nil, 'cry_gateway')

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same as how legendaries are done (except they use a number I think)

summer cargo
#

ok cool just pass it a string

karmic wraith
brave ibex
clear hare
#

btw @soft night the program music sounds awesome, have been playing in the background while coding and testing and it's been working well

clear hare
#

replace it with something distinct to your item

clear hare
#

payload done

soft night
#

ooo fancy green text

clear hare
#

this is how it looks like when you max out

soft night
#

HONKA HONKA MOOOOOOOOONEH

brave ibex
#

Does it stack 🤑

soft night
#

...

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IT SHOULD

clear hare
#

it works with glitched tho

soft night
#

MULTIPLICATIVELY

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oh dear

clear hare
#

ok i just added it

soft night
#

cant wait to perkeo payload and get x5678 interest

clear hare
#

let me see if it works

summer cargo
cold sandal
#

New lowest ante strategy just dropped

clear hare
#

combine this with wraith (you won't)

#

alr next up is ://REBOOT

soft night
#

should be very simple

clear hare
#

surely

#

i think it'll be about as hard as PAYOUT

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because I have to basically reverse-engineer all the anims the game does to do the thing

soft night
#

also pls give booster pack templates

clear hare
#

i don't think any exist

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I can send you the vanilla boosters tho

soft night
#

D:

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yes

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thx

brave ibex
#

I made one for myself

soft night
#

:O

#

giv

brave ibex
#

Idk it probably won’t make sense for you

clear hare
#

also your booster joker ended up being slightly off

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iirc

brave ibex
#

I made it off to fit the 71 x 95

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The resize covered it up a bit

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Maybe

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Lemme try to find my template

soft night
# clear hare

could ya crop this so it has a normal, jumbo, and mega

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in sep images

brave ibex
#

alr here it is, the layers/shading should be correct (or correct enough), just replace the red with whatever color/gradient you end up using

soft night
#

oh nice thanks

clear hare
#

btw I think I'm going to use a new highlight color for Code Cards

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this green which will also be the main code color in descriptions

lime inlet
soft night
clear hare
#

alr

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reboot works btw

#

with it I was able to beat nostalgic manacle

soft night
#

niiice

clear hare
soft night
#

niiice

clear hare
#

next up is revert

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so what things do we want to keep with revert?

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I assume literally nothing

lime inlet
#

what's revert again

clear hare
#

savescum consumable

lime inlet
#

right

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imagine we keep shop queues

soft night
#

first variant

soft night
clear hare
#

my plan is to literally load a save from start of ante

soft night
#

yep

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thats the idea

prime raven
#

that was my idea too

soft night
remote locust
#

so you don't keep anything you attained that ante?

soft night
#

correct

clear hare
#

but you know where it is and what you missed

soft night
#

mhm

clear hare
#

did you reroll past canvas? just use revert

lime inlet
prime raven
remote locust
#

that's a super intresting tradeoff

prime raven
#

revert would be useful for if you just want to see shops and other stuff so you can decide how to do things

#

or if you messed up somewhere

remote locust
#

idea: auto-use an owned revert if you die in a blind

clear hare
#

nah that's just a skill issue

prime raven
#

^

clear hare
#

you should know you'll lose

lime inlet
#

tbf most if not all people have died without knowing they'd die

prime raven
#

although that does sound like the “totem of undying” from minecraft

remote locust
#

Mr. Bones:

lime inlet
prime raven
#

oh yeah true, mr. bones is sort of that