#Cryptid - An unbalanced Balatro mod (1) [Old]
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what if it had a 1 in 4 chance for sqrt(Mult) instead of 1 in 8
for the funny
yes
What about 1x ~ -1x misprinting 
we have cooked up series of unholy abominations for the devs to look at
naaah
i want it to be playable but just insanely hard
Tartarus Deck
The above maluses plus every malus from the Very Fair Deck series
that one is just impossible
And than let's just throw in The Nightmare from this idea of mine for good measure. #1263851578473844786 message
10× base, a random joker is destroyed every hand, jokers can no longer be rearranged after being flipped and shuffled, and worse of all, a 5 card hand is selected for you at random, your only choice being to play or discard this hand.
have you heard of Cruel Blinds
Did I accidently steal someones idea?
Ah I see.
jesus christ
The Nightmare is the result of upgrading the final boss ante twice with my idea.
i think the last part makes the game non-playable
i think selecting two cards works
reminds me of an idea i had a bit ago
Blank Space
(2x Base.)
Does nothing?
(On defeat, you regain all Hands and boss becomes Spectral Singularity.)
Spectral Singularity
(3x base.)
One Joker sold after every hand played.```
also it's an actual mod
ooh. Yeah mine is just a idea because I have no talent with coding or art.
😭
:(
think of a joker with those last two letters in its name
It says must have room so it creates something that isn't negative, what it is i have no idea
I cannot think of it
my brain is smooth rn
sob||elisk||
I WOULD BE CRYING TOO IF A EPIC JOKER TURNED INTO THAT THING
3780 rerolls...
4082...
FINALLY
I hit 0 dollars
with 205 jokers
I'm back to 202 dollars...
oh god the scaleing is scaleing
So that's 13×6+2 triggers, times.. How many times will canvas trigger?
So (13×6+2)×8 triggers is 641 triggers in total accounting for the inital trigger.
Just got error. I can make it even dumber now
The odds are 2 in 5 and 2 in 15 for another tick each.
Gonna fix it to have Bonus cards to make it even dumber with more triggers
That is a 48% chance for a extra trigger per card, and a 5% chance for two extra triggers according to my calculations
That will be 1013 triggers on average accounting for the lucky cards.
And unless I'm not seeing something, the king will be unaffected so it adds a single trigger.
There will be 640
triggers as well, than finally add the triggers from the other jokers, divide that all by 4, and you have your time in seconds.
Actually, not really.
You need to account for speed scaleing as well, which I do not know the rate of.
Yeah speed up and all. But really I just wanted to laugh about retriggers
It was 6 mins btw
check this out :3
I do not know how John Balatro will feel when gazing upon this abomination
pot of Jokes being abused with retriggers to skip the slow build up makes it funnier than pulling out effarcire.
what is effarcire?
Effarcire is an exotic that allows you to pull out your entire deck.
it also tries to enforce your handsize to always be a minimum of 1, but i believe there are edge cases where it fails for some unknown reason
at a certain point I just started tossing in as many negatives as I could and apparently that worked well
also I did not know that sounds could go through a phaser like that
I don't even think my build is optimized tbh
if I wanted to put a ton of effort in I could move a bunch of jokers around and probably squeeze a shit ton more out
Game broke. Totally no idea why
are you doing the randomizing deck
yeah as a test
that's why you have a max of 356.2 jokers
wait no, this is equilibrium deck
You can hit over max with Error or really any joker that produces more jokers
There has to be a bug within the negative deck. Something isn't adding its slots correctly.
if number of jokers is higher than joker slots, you can't get negative jokers at all
base game behavior
Yeah but this is the negative deck, all jokers are negative.
vermillion virus just played itself (the last joker change turned one of my jokers into mr bones)
I believe it may be jokers that self destruct or get destroyed that are causing this.
I'll send the seed when I eventully die.
It seems the baffon pack is able to bypass this, which may be a bug in of itself.
Dumb joker idea that came to me in a dream the joker is named “l is real” and all it does is make a waluigi and self destruct after 5 blinds
Even dumber idea
A joker named m is real that makes a negative m at the start of blind
Upper case M or lowercase m?
Something I just said to myself while playing this mod.
"Ok just pop this spectral..
"Than get this joke-" No space!
"What? Wait.. Why do I have -7 joker slots?"
so now im just stuck with these fellas
I mean, could be worse
Definately could. I could not have cryptid.
Iterum + Perkeo is a hell of a drug
Especally when it's the antimatter deck. Iterum is currently 5.5 triggers giving ×14 mult each.
I Think You Win
Yeah. I also have cryptid copying negative gold seal bonus aces.
But my goal is to swap out the bonus for echo right now.
And of course I pull canvas from shop when my jokers are busted.
Don't copy glitched cryptids. This crap happens.
sapling does not seem to be internally affected by misprint/glitched shenanigans, the description will update but it will always be 30 cards
opposite issue for typhoon, the description is not dynamic and will always say 1, even if it's wrong
The same not updating issue seems to happen for cryptid.
What happened here? I didn't get my hands set to zero, I just instantly died.
negative card bug
I was using the autoclicker to select all on average 150 aces i would draw.
What, if you would draw some amount of cards you just instantly die instead? What's the number I need to avoid?
just got a stack overflow crash when using the
create 2 copies of a joker spectral
on poly booster joker
were you playing glitched or antimatter?
redeemed deck
That's strange. Did you copy a glitched Ankh?
no
You'll need to send the crash handler message to someone who actually knows what they're doing.
I thought talisman removed the score limit no? THAN WHAT IS THIS?!
This didn't even take any more than 5 seconds to process!
got this crash again
this time using ankh DX with cube and big cube as potential targets
Maybe it picked big cube, and got choked up on a unexpected eternal?
go to settings -> spectral pack -> talisman and select "omeganum"
bignum has a reachable limit
omeganum does not
ankh dx doesn't destroy jokers
That is not a option for me unfortunately, I may have a outdated talisman version
this crash happens when any joker gets copied
Sounds like a error with Ankh DX itself.
no it happens with cryptid's spectrals too
The only option for me related to that is "Increase Score Limit". It's currently enabled.
I just reinstalled the latest version as well.
uhhh i dohnt think ectoplasm and arrowhead are vouchers
im on antimatter twighlight stake
yeah trade seems to bug out on antimatter
propably something to do with how the game makes every slot contain jokers
Sell universum
It’s causing the crash
Universum gaming.
they ourple...
i just got ante 1 double tag into gambler tag and both hit
i got scammed out of one of them
I like universum because you can get super op without lag
Something about having a super high base mult is just satisfying to me
It seems the mod has had more updates I'll have to install the recent version this just gets better and better!!! XD
i am scared because i know there is gonna be crashes and I'm gonna have to figure out how to resolve them
hovered over eclipse and got a crash
i tried to check my deck after redeeming hammerspace and the game crashed with no error message
betmna jokers converted my jolly jokers into legendaries
Both of these are fixed in 0.4.3a
Update Steamodded
just noticed something, having 2 empowered tags makes 1 spectral pack with 1 selection but 2 of soul + gateway and then gets the Spectral pack choose 1 UI get stuck on screen?
if you get an empowered tag, and skip immediately for a booster, the empowered pack and the booster will be combined, and you lose 1 pick overall
Is this present in 0.4.3a? I changed when empowered tag procs there
They were only using 1% of their true power
m
looks fixed now. empowered tags now trigger immediately when you receive them
This bug combined with a memory tag probably still isn’t fixed
I reached infinity for the first time in the mod without it crashing those stake ideas are really cool too they look excellent!!!! :DDD
Seeing a crash that I'm not really sure how to debug - functions/state_events.lua:925: attempt to index a boolean value - complete lovely log at https://pastebin.com/Y8WsMJms
looks like outdated talisman config
hm, i'm running off of Talisman main HEAD. pulled it like 45 minutes ago
crashes at the same place
try making config.lua this
i sold 2 bonus jokers and and 1 boredom, and was able to play the hand without crashing
blessed by ERROR
I should really stop
ADHD Joker vs. Bean Juice, who wins?
"Everything that needs to be added first" moment
3.805e3271. 2 minutes to eval the hand and jokers on a steam deck
buy it to find out
It's best you find out first, however...
Sob:
||Creates a Negative Eternal Obelisk when purchased, most actions will now also create an Obelisk {Must Have Room}||
👀
Cod card
RCE! RCE!
🐟
ACE
you made better stack trace, know any easy ways to screw it up?
it reads the background colour from the games black colour
since your crashing the game, you can cause the additional info to fail be deleting SMODS
or just add some glitched looking text to your additional info thing
actually
hold on a sec
plan is to have a bunch of payloads so would be cool to have one literally screw up the error logger
I was thinking I could overwrite the stack trace thing but I made it too resiliant
Just an idea for one:
When used, creates a copy of itself that when obtained creates a copy of itself that when obtained creates a copy of itself... You get the idea
i can do this along with the thing that makes it not tied to an area
so you can just drag them around while they spam and brick your game
oh lol I just saw I broke the crash log in the latestp r
ok I found a way to make it crash without showing the error log at all
by just overriding errorhandler
you do get a full love rendering context so you can do whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQvmZb3t9mc
kinda like this virus
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it does crazy graphical effects then overrides the bootloader so you get a cool animation and then an interactive demo (but no computer rip)
I was thinking that weird crash where the text is all fucked up
2/3 of the stack trace is just white
hmm can you apply a shader to the entire screeen
oh like the \0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0
that message failed to send the first time lol
even discord was scared of it
if you overwrite love.graphics.setNewFont you can have it laod a different dfont
CRT does it
you could probably hook the crash handler, have it render then apply a glitched shader
Make it level 256 of pacman
doing a few payloads one at a time so going to start simple then get crazy
This is getting me into the idea of one of the crashes being fake and is actually the background for a custom blind. Strays too far from intended purpose though.
let me make some stuff that makes the handler look glitched, but not toally broken.
Actually it would be funny to have a crash that just applies a deep fry shader to the entire game sets you at 1 fps and then crashes
maybe as a meta crash, emulate a lovely panic
Lemme fetch the full list of ideas I had for ways to crash with ://CRASH
oh I had a super intresting crash that would be good with a couple effects
got it
combining this with the black screen additional context fail
A crash where every card in your deck becomes a jolly joker
The game really doesnt like jokers in hand so it goes kablooey
also going to add some crashes where I remove love.update and love.draw
so the game is just fully bricked
removing love.update just freezes the game
What if the game just soawns a joker bouncing around like the dvd logo
removing love.draw also almost freezes the game but you can stil do some things
It crashes when it hits the corner
the screen is frozen obviously
This is my list of ideas, might've missed one though it's hard to search through messages.
a joker that intentionally crashes your game sounds hilarious lmao
Actually its a consumable
even better
negative speculo is here to bless my new payload
ok now I just need to figure out how to move them somewhere
Would it be funnier if they don't have a cardarea set and just float around on the screen?
give them a random position as well, so they just progressively flood the screen
lmao
Setting hand size to nan softlocks iirc
YIPPEE
ok this is better
"ow"
i love it
IT'S BETTER THAN I EXPECTED
"version: ow" same
jesus christ this is hilarious
This just needs the text distortion trace error to cover up the empty space and this would be peak.
well I was planning on havving it render like usualy but just screwing up a ton of values
can i hide a secret message in this screen
A simple idea: Just create an infinite loop
Attempt to index "why did you do it?" (a nil value)
Something like this
or something like "I told you not to."
i'd love this tbh
"could not glupgrade the lobboboty"
We could have an entire list of things to go in Attempt to index field " " (a nil value)
YES
hold on let me see if I can replicate that glitch where it just stopped rendering text after (I think I might know what did it)
can i ask my insane friends for suggestions
Why not
You will regret this
I did know
okay so I can stop the error and also I have full control over the last thing printed
this is better
overload that then crash the game
I feel like this one should also change game music
and then just go forever
the crazy crash message can be separate payload
PLEASE change it to this
【星のカービィ】 エラー音の逆襲 【メタナイト】
ニコニコ動画より
from nikoniko douga
you've activated my sleeper agent from 10 years ago
we need one of the payloads to be amongass twerking
that cover goes hard
i feel like the red zone error remixes are so iconic tho
for something like this
by the way going to main menu won't stop it
this would go so hard as a background actually
OH MY FUCKING GOD
This is the best card ever invented
also I put it in its own event queue
which means it doesn't block you from doing other things now
but you also can't remove it ever
that is fucking hilarious
can you use those ones?
YES
WHAT DID I COOK
make every pack do the bug murphy got
its just. beat ante 8 before these totally fill up the screen
i have a good list going
points for the henry stickman reference
let me see if I can get it to work with spaces, then making it random should be easy
WHA that's actually pretty funny if that'll be something you could get in game also the Lavender Loop boss is OP compared to Violet Vessel I died to it on ante 7 of the final stake!!!! XDD
will update as thing goes on
may I suggest Assertion failed
reference gamblecore 3
alr we got spaces working
- fission mailed successfully
spam negative WOF with the error messsage (TODAYS LESSON: KEEP GAMBLING!)
"I'm never going back this casino agai-"
Have there been any thoughts to make any Fusion cards related to this mod?
probably will at some point
cerimonial dagger activates on him
like I imagine weebonacci can be moved to fusion
table index is nilindex is nil tablenil is index tablenildex is in table
I somehow triggered it
engine/ui.lua:686: attempt to compare number with nil
YEEES
I HATE THAT ERROR SO MUCH
idk how to replicate it though
also for some reason it likes to cut off randomly and i don't know what causes it
we all do
damn
damn
wait is it the parentheses
and some more
actually if I fix this, then I could hide quotes in the error page too
attempt to call global to_big (a nil value)
"Nah fuck off"
"it turns out that card was ligma"
"YouJustLostTheCasinoGame"
i love the "death.fell.accident.water", good reference
to_small when
Looks like a skill issue to me.
yeah this is probably the way to do it
ngl killed by intentional game design could be funny there

makes you play 100 small blinds 
can you create an error message that implies a variable is too big
we don't even need the whole attempt to index field thing
attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)
rick roll music plays
"Shoulda kept Chicot"
"Maybe next time don't do that?"
get as many as possible so we can have error message error_message_count too high
attempt to index field '%s' (a nil value) where %s is another random error message with a 1/2 chance to be itself
stack overflow if you have oops all sixes
oh god...it's beautiful
<< lol your name got doxxed lmao
the message displays when trying to calculate a number higher than the 64 bit integer limit (using normal 64 bit math and not stuff like floats)
lol
ok now to copy the 60 messages you all cooked
can there be a 61st or is it too late
I can overwrite the filename to an arbitrary string
- Oops.
- Your cards have been TOASTED, extra crispy for your pleasure.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- What we have here is a certified whoopsidaisy
- Why don't you buy more jonkers? Are you stupid?
- lmao
- How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?
- Sorry, I was in the bathroom. What'd I mi- Where'd... Where is everyone?
- Peter? What are you doing? Cards. WHAT THE FUCK?
- what if it was called freaklatro
- 4
- I SAWED THIS GAME IN HALF!
- is this rush hour 4
- You missed a semicolon on line 19742, you buffoon
- you are an idiot
- You do not recognise the cards in the deck.
- :( Your P
- Assertion failed
- Play ULTRAKILL
- Play Nova Drift
- Play Balatro- wait
- what if instead of rush hour it was called kush hour and you just smoked a massive blunt
- death.fell.accident.water
- Balatro's innards were made outards
- i am going to club yrou
- But the biggest joker of them all, it was you all along!
- fission mailed successfully
- table index is nil
- index is nil table
- nil is index table
- nildex is in table
- I AM THE TABLE
- I'm never going back this casino agai-
- what did you think would happen?
- DO THE EARTHQUAKE! [screams]
- fuck you
- Screaming in the casino prank! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
- You musn't tear or crease it.
- Sure, but the point is to do it without making a hole.
- The end of all things! As was foretold in the prophecy!
- Do it again. It'd be funny
- :3
- Looks like a skill issue to me.
- it turns out that card was ligma
- YouJustLostTheCasinoGame
- Nah fuck off
- attempt to call global your_mom (value too large)
- Killed by intentional game design
- attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)
- what.avi
- The C
- Shoulda kept Chicot
- Maybe next time don't do that?
- [recursion]
- ://SHART
- It's converging time.
- This is the last error message.
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we need 100 error messages
actually tho
There will be EVEN MORE
"You win!"
"Also try Terraria!"
YES
"lol 69th error message"
"Oops.", "Your cards have been TOASTED, extra crispy for your pleasure.", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "What we have here is a certified whoopsidaisy", "Why don't you buy more jonkers? Are you stupid?", "lmao", "How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?", "Sorry, I was in the bathroom. What'd I mi'Where'd... Where is everyone?", "Peter? What are you doing? Cards. WHAT THE FUCK?", "what if it was called freaklatro", "4", "I SAWED THIS GAME IN HALF!", "is this rush hour 4", "You missed a semicolon on line 19742, you buffoon", "you are an idiot", "You do not recognise the cards in the deck.", ":( Your P", "Assertion failed", "Play ULTRAKILL", "Play Nova Drift", "Play Balatro"wait", "what if instead of rush hour it was called kush hour and you just smoked a massive blunt", "death.fell.accident.water", "Balatro's innards were made outards", "i am going to club yrou", "But the biggest joker of them all, it was you all along!", "fission mailed successfully", "table index is nil", "index is nil table", "nil is index table", "nildex is in table", "I AM THE TABLE", "I'm never going back this casino agai-", "what did you think would happen?", "DO THE EARTHQUAKE! [screams]", "fuck you", "Screaming in the casino prank! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ", "You musn't tear or crease it.", "Sure, but the point is to do it without making a hole.", "The end of all things! As was foretold in the prophecy!", "Do it again. It'd be funny", "", ":3", "Looks like a skill issue to me.", "it turns out that card was ligma", "YouJustLostTheCasinoGame", "Nah fuck off", "attempt to call global your_mom (value too large)", "Killed by intentional game design", "attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)", "what.avi", "The C", "Shoulda kept Chicot", "Maybe next time don't do that?", "[recursion]", "://SHART", "It's converging time.", "This is the last error message."
i like this one a lot
beat me too it (although I did the same thing)
"thought too fast chucklenuts"
"does anyone even read these"
"keep playing this card trust me"
"i slammed my cardis in the car door"
"you cardin' BAD"
updated
Oops.
Your cards have been TOASTED, extra crispy for your pleasure.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What we have here is a certified whoopsidaisy
Why don't you buy more jonkers? Are you stupid?
lmao
How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?
Sorry, I was in the bathroom. What'd I mi- Where'd... Where is everyone?
Peter? What are you doing? Cards. WHAT THE FUCK?
what if it was called freaklatro
4
I SAWED THIS GAME IN HALF!
is this rush hour 4
You missed a semicolon on line 19742, you buffoon
you are an idiot
You do not recognise the cards in the deck.
:( Your P
Assertion failed
Play ULTRAKILL
Play Nova Drift
Play Balatro- wait
what if instead of rush hour it was called kush hour and you just smoked a massive blunt
death.fell.accident.water
Balatro's innards were made outards
i am going to club yrou
But the biggest joker of them all, it was you all along!
fission mailed successfully
table index is nil
index is nil table
nil is index table
nildex is in table
I AM THE TABLE
I'm never going back this casino agai-
what did you think would happen?
DO THE EARTHQUAKE! [screams]
fuck you
Screaming in the casino prank! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You musn't tear or crease it.
Sure, but the point is to do it without making a hole.
The end of all things! As was foretold in the prophecy!
Do it again. It'd be funny
:3
Looks like a skill issue to me.
it turns out that card was ligma
YouJustLostTheCasinoGame
Nah fuck off
attempt to call global your_mom (value too large)
Killed by intentional game design
attempt to index field 'attempt to call global to_big (too big)' (a nil value)
what.avi
The C
Shoulda kept Chicot
Maybe next time don't do that?
[recursion]
://SHART
It's converging time.
This is the last error message.
The official video for “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley.
The new album 'Are We There Yet?' is out now: Download here: https://RickAstley.lnk.to/AreWeThereYetFA/itunes
“Never Gonna Give You Up” was a global smash on its release in July 1987, topping the charts in 25 countries including Rick’s native UK and the US Billboard Hot 100. It...
attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'attempt to index field 'atlas' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)' (a nil value)
attempt to get length of global 'people_who_asked' (a nil value)
vscode isn't liking it
Maybe Go Fish is more our speed...
"Wow, good job. You killed it."
since it'll be more annoying undoing and redoing
Talisman is nested
"Not Again"
"bitch"
oh my regexing went brrr
"chat really convinced you huh"
how about the lovely crash message when your lovely is too old for regex
"You might have lovely installed, but this run sure isn't"
I actually improved that message but noone fixed it yet
"I CAN STILL HEAR THE SPECULOS"
Or the missing field "overwrite"
"Lovely Error: missing field 'overwrite'"
"MurphyObv stop listening to chat"
yeah that one is also peak
- You win!
- Also try Terraria!
- ok now to copy the 60 messages you all cooked
- Help! Crusaders are attacking our trade routes!
- that's it, i'm not playing with you anymore
- You can't crash me, I QUIT!
- HeeH
- Was that an attempt at humour?
- KILL
- Maybe Go Fish is more our speed...
- thought too fast chucklenuts
- does anyone even read these
- keep playing this card trust me
- i slammed my cardis in the car door
- you cardin' BAD
- Wow, good job. You killed it.
- oh my regexing went brrr
- Cryptid is the most stable mod
- bitch
- Not again
- ERROR
- chat really conviced you huh
- Talisman is nested
- You might have lovely installed, but this run sure isn't
- What do you call a trapped drum? Ensnared.
- I CAN STILL HEAR THE SPECULOS
- Lovely Error: missing field 'overwrite'
- MurphyObv stop listening to chat
Do we have Murphy's quote about thinking that Canvas was a made up joker for a bit?
"this game got silenced faster than Jimball"
recursion error: call tree has no root
"use it again, i wasn't watching"
"go run NotMyFault.exe while youre at it"
made the gamblecore 3 reference longer
You know what? No, NO. We are not gambling, we're done gambling, dude. This is it. We are done. I'm never going back to this casino agai-
math use this to crash
"WHY DID YOU CUT THE WIRES"
corurptString
"Brakes failed"
"[pretend a scary image is here]"
"You lose! You get nothing! Good day, sir!"
oh i guess it was disabled for lkua
"really fatal misclick huh"
Update Steamodded, dumbass
chat clip this
chat is this real?
If you crash the game too much, you can go to hell!
going good (also forced the color to be dark)
this card has a 1/100 chance to give you $100, keep gambling!
yeah if you can figure out why it does that, let me know
Todays lesson: KEEP GAMBLING!
I looked at the logs and couldn't see any reason why it stops renderign there
it might be literal overload
it's random
"surely this card will do something different next time, right?"
it ususally goes farther
skull jimbo isn't real, he can't hurt you
maybe it created a \0
Canvas isn't real, Math is lying
jesus christ theres so many
for the colour, try setting it to {math.random() / 3, math.random() / 3, math.random() / 3} to get random dark colour
you have defeated balatro good job :thumbsup:
alr did that
Exotic jokers aren't real, you're dreaming
just 30% instead of 1/3
No I cut the bounds to 33, 122
"ripbozo"
well its random to a max of 30% for each
but still get a random colour background
this message will crash obs
yeah I changed it alr
"DEFEAT
ROUND 98
BLOONS LEAKED: 1 CERAMIC"
like
ok progress
Oops! All Crash Cards!
EEEEEEEE
i forced it to just print one character instead of a random one
I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?
and that... worked
consistantly that or no?
It says dont on the card
also can't see message
and like all other iterations on that
maybe backslashes are screwing it up?
You're literally a fool, what's my excuse?
I'm literally you, what fool makes excuses?
You're literally me, what's a fool's excuse?
is calling a bunch of end_round()s a planned crash effect yet
yeah I added a check for backslashes and it works now
*Schadenfreude but it's actually spelled correctly*
Over 18k rerolls
but too well since it's also triggering this effect, likely from thir being too much text
we need a section in google sheets specifically for error messages
i'm almost done
this run is like
busted in the most hellish way possible
i'll stop at 169 messages
I had to search through ~350 cards to find a single jolly joker that was preventing me from buying more negative jokers
You are NOT the joker!
hmm my backslash check didn't work
Youre the joker and im the baby
can it be a random amount of recursive depth though
"BUY OUR TOYS!"
"Also try Team Fortress 2!"
this might cause a stack overflow
yeah making it shorter works
okay actually
FINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATEFINESHOTMATE
you can trigger the glitch effect consistantly?
"Oh, and one last thing before I go. You lost the game."
hey i did that one
m
local c = math.random(33, 122)
newStr = newStr .. string.char(c)
if c == 92 then --backslash
newStr = newStr .. string.char(c)
end
😔
yes
i think it is caused by literal overload
"Chub dislikes smoke"
but will probably put that in its own category
ALRIGHT
why do jolly jokers bypass the space requirement?
This sentence is false
HERE WE GO
WE DID IT
169 EFFECT MESSAGES
I did this (poorly indented) code
LMAO
these numbers are too small??
ok now I'm adding that
okay I think I can get the thing to add more text
That is PERFECT
download antimatter dimensions
so it shows the message for a bit then glitches out
I just lowered this number to remove the glitch effect
SMALL BLIND JUMPSCARE
for i = 1, math.random(40, 70) do --this line
corrupt_mod.debug_info = corrupt_mod.debug_info .. "\n" .. corurptString(math.random(20, 500))
end
okay gimme a hot sec
god my head is fuzzy from the laughter
Balatro jumpscare lmao
i think too much text triggers the rendering error
man I wish we had a vc so I could just streeam
i'd join a cryptid discord ngl
same
or bribe someone to add VCs here
they have a good reason for not adding it tho
also noticed you guys made some cryptid submissions for reshuffled 2 🔥
then we'll add VCs to cryptid
it would be a headache for the mods to check
ik, that's why I'm saying we need to bribe
Unfortunately that won't happen
allow jokers to mod vc's
lmao
(and make me a joker)
Yeah it's not common to have vcs on public servers for a good reason
ngl there's like 50 more ppl who could be jokers since localthunk actually added ppl to the role
i wouldn't wanna moderate vcs on a 50k member server tbh
i'd do it for a raise
I think I was around when he was adding jokers but didn't do anything in thbat time
ye but I get why he stopped giving joker role
for enough money I'd do it lol
8.2k dollars
wish there could be more error messages
like, server is too big to keep track
Mom said its my turn on the balatro
idiot
think thunk
ye
anyway I'm happy wih the random crash payload, lemme try end round spam now
yeah
have it trigger at big blind before last showdown blind
yeah just like after spawning 500 crash cards, do the corrupt crash thing
idito
idoit
iidot
diiot
tidioi
sorry that was too low effort, I'll stop
actually now I'm thinking of it, without the stack trace the crash handler isn't that big
Also I forgot to bring my laptop charger on my trip so no balatro or cryptid mod for me :(
only like 300 lines
by changing the number it fills the screen enough
making it bigger will eventually cause that issue
like with the original number you had in the for loop
hold on let me cook
what if instead of random letters it's some text , like Lorem ipsum
lmao

the language of your game is always excluded
@clear hare can I have your modified version of the crash thing?
minecraft enchant language
galactic standard?
thanks
this is the longest cryptid thread has gone without a post
9.778e144 in one hand
I would contribute if I had the motivation to make mods because my adhd brain means it's really hard to stick to a project for a few days even
that's more than 20% of all messages in #1209506514763522108
Also I'm on vacation so like no chance I'll be able to program anything
@clear hare could I make a joker suggestion?
not the effect I was going for but this is cool
DISCO CRASH
lmao
I do wonder if we're getting 1.0.2 or 1.1.0 next
https://x.com/LocalThunk/status/1810931094209851887
Not to sound weird but I’ve been playing a lot of Balatro on the Steam Deck lately and I’m enjoying it more than I hoped I would
The creative juices are really flowing again, let me tell you I’ve got PLANS for this weirdo game
PLANS
I think it should be called Dogtag
And the art would be like military dogtags but with like a 🐶 face on it
and it would consume Cat tags and add (insert whatever value here)x chippage in return
3 extra jokers 😎
honestly that's perfect
maybe that and a glitch shader
crashamelldansen
wouldnt it be cool if you could control this and make certain effects with specific crashes
OH YES
2 more nanners and something else 
INSANE!!!
have the youjustlostthegame one be white so you have to select the text
idk what rarity it should be but it sounds really funny I think
i concur
it would give cat tags an actual usage and be a silly pun
I'm gonna be real I thought about it because I remembered the cat tag and the insane chippage I'm getting so I thought it'd be funny
cat tags are also rare so maybe worth being common
true
I currently have +73540 chips on crustulum
Ok I'm cooking an idea but I have to pray the Talisman save crash doesn't stop me.
And I didn't screw up the code
i can't get the end round thing to work
🙏
Thoughts on it just doing it always
lmao
also the text still glitches out
balatro final boss
I just had an idera
Also Idk if you'd know how to do this but if there could be a way to integrate some better way of looking through jokers in this mod considering that it seems to add a ton of potential for having gigantic amounts of jokers that'd be sick
Crash your game on loss boss blind
jokerdisplay exists and I want compat with it eventually
Code Stake: Immediately play a ://CRASH card whenever you lose a blind
Hmm,,,
a
equil deck
For tags?
no
blank deck
no
You forgot "Why did you do it?" {Which was my original idea before suggesting that we could get a list of items to choose from}
reduced motion users:
what does blank deck actually do?
makes stakes do the opposite
nothing
I could respect reduce motion
but
||it will be unlock condition for antimatter deck later on||
@clear hare Guess the deck
can i see the cards
||negative deck?||
nope
nvm I'm blind
how about it also slowly gets laggy
these def aren't all negative
You were decently close
anyways
is it antimatter though?
im suprised ascendant stake as changed to -1 shop slot
Try not to say Antimatter challenge
wormhole deck?
negative matter
yep
If perkeo is so good why is there no perkeo 2 in cryptid
😭
Speculo
I got crustulum as my free exotic
which basically meant free rerolls
messed with some econ
and managed to get a TON of negatives
Too shiny, or shiny enough that you would hover over this totally innocent joker to see what this "Super Polychrome" edition effect was?
I think just calling a card "something 2" would be funny af tho
it ruins the surprise after first time tho
maybe have it chase your mouse
and it gets faster and faster
Jolly Joker 2: Jolly Harder
adds adds 0.1^ to mult for every hand played containing a pair
True
gotta brb but wondering why this doesn't add a shader to the error screen
local le = love.errhand
function love.errhand(msg)
G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt = 100
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('distortion_fac', {1.0 + 0.07*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100, 1.0 + 0.1*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100})
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('scale_fac', {1.0 - 0.008*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100, 1.0 - 0.008*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100})
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('feather_fac', 0.01)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('bloom_fac', G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.bloom - 1)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('time',400 + G.TIMERS.REAL)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('noise_fac',0.001*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('crt_intensity', 0.16*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('glitch_intensity', 0)--0.1*G.SETTINGS.GRAPHICS.crt/100 + (G.screenwipe_amt) + 1)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('scanlines', G.CANVAS:getPixelHeight()*0.75/G.CANV_SCALE)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('mouse_screen_pos', G.video_control and {love.graphics.getWidth( )/2, love.graphics.getHeight( )/2} or {G.ARGS.eased_cursor_pos.sx, G.ARGS.eased_cursor_pos.sy})
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('screen_scale', G.TILESCALE*G.TILESIZE)
G.SHADERS['CRT']:send('hovering', 1)
love.graphics.setShader( G.SHADERS['CRT'])
le(msg)
end
We need a jolly joker 2
@clear hare you should make this an exotic card and have it only be attainable through jokers that generate jolly jokers
@clear hare take this
it replaces the crash ahndler so more control
also respects reduced motion
I feel like it's only fair considering the jolly joker love in this mod
oh i forgor the steamodded header
I don't like that
now you tell me
what's the max score that this mod can handle before just bumping up to infinity?
Where's the mouse cords stored?
I rember someone saying talisman had support for like eee6 but as of now it's like ee308
probably somewhere in G.controller?
probably
I don't use reduced motion but if I saw that I'd be pretty annoyed
Idk i might totally be wrong
it has support for up to e10##1000 if you use the omeganum version
it's turend off for reduced motion
re read the message
NOOOOOOO I HAVE TO CONVERT IT
idk but at this point, I already gave the code to math, so they can change it
Now I just need to remember the math for pathfinding.
it should play the sonic drowning sfx as it approaches your mouse
make the game a creepypasta story as a payload
the jokers are removed from the cards...
the blinds have scary faces
before jumpscaring you and crashing the game
all cryptid cards are removed (no one can save you now)
just hook Controller:set_cursor_position and if oyur code, stop it from running the orig
boom locked coordds
It's better than trig
I can make a sound effect that sounds like it's coming from behind you
just mute the music
PannedDoorknock.mp3
add random sound surround noises
then a doorbell sound
have the game minimize
when you open it up...
JUMPSCARE
skip for empowered tag, win the 1 in 4, select blind before spectral pack spawns, spectral pack opens while in the blind, get stuck with the “pack opening” music
i can’t use any of the cards in the spectral pack from the empowered tag now
leave it to me to find a bug that no one else has stumbled upon yet lmao
breaking changes will happen soon-ish
i'm working with math to move xchips and ^mult operations to talisman, along with adding support for more arbitrary operations there, like hypermult (any number of arrows you want)
changes as follows (breaking changes are marked with
):
sound effect cry_^Multis nowtalisman_emult
sound effect cry_^^Multis nowtalisman_eemult
sound effect cry_Xchipis nowtalisman_xchip
joker return value pow_mult_modis nowEmult_mod
pow_multfor card editions is nowe_mult
Xchipsfor card editions is nowx_chips- add
e_chips,ee_chips,eee_chips,h_chips,e_mult,ee_mult,eee_mult, andh_multfor card editions - add
EEmult_mod,EEEmult_mod,Hmult_mod,Echip_mod,EEchip_mod,EEEchip_modandHchip_modreturn values for jokers
probably some other stuff i missed but in any case, these changes are not in effect yet, but me or @clear hare will let you all know when it is
np
jimbo is in your wall
From Blark and Son S1 Ep 8
https://youtu.be/G1KqybqXCuM
He's in the walls... HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!! Original Unedited FULL Clip
#Memes #Funny #BlarkandSon
Oops i pours oil onto the crash handler
this would be great for a flashbang transition
"think fast chucklenuts!"
yeah whatever I just won't go with that for now
Argh, how in the world do you get that bug where the card spawns but isn't set to an area.
I can't seem to get it drawn after removing it.
local c = create_card('Code', nil, nil, nil, nil, nil, 'c_cry_crash')
c.T.x = math.random(-G.CARD_W,G.TILE_W)
c.T.y = math.random(-G.CARD_H,G.TILE_H)
this is what I'm doing for that payload where I spam non-area-set cards to the screen
the CRT shader comes with an unused glitched effect
yeah that's normal
wait this can look so cool with CRT on
Damn, it seems like disabling Controller:set_cursor_position stops you from hovering over objects somehow.
Also doesn't lock the mouse.
i feel like i could use this to emphasise really high scores with my mod lol
I set CRT to 10000%
Slightly excessive
playable
-100%
thats so funny
man im telling you you have to add some of these goofy bugs/quirks as optional settings
I'm so close but if I can just figure out why the game decides that nothing can interact with the mouse...
I think it looks good combined with this effect
m
Welp antimatter auto crashes for me
Looks like it broke when trying to find a ante scaleing table, lower stake to just below the last scaleing increase and try again.
ight
Though I don't know too much, so it could be something else.
I also remember antimatter in general just being fucked on the highest stake.
losing an antimatter deck to not enough points would be an achievement tbh
i wonder if we can gradually add crash effects instead of tackling them all right away
What, does this happen when taking a special joker? How do you take care of this?
the point of ://CRASH is to just crash the game in a more "exotic" way
kind of like how with Mario Paint, you have more "exotic" ways to erase your drawings
lol
It's hovering now but not crashing despite the giant values.
Maybe using cry_misprintize isn't gonna work with this.
uh oh, i just got a crash handler bypass with my hand
The mouse cursor itself is also not being "locked", only the internal position.
Mostly because I don't know how to do that with love2d
been getting this error ever since updating to the latest version. anyone know how to fix?
Update Steamodded
ah thanks
Try using this. https://love2d.org/wiki/love.mouse.setGrab
aka use the steamodded the zipfile included
I'm guessing this error screen happens when steamodded dosen't get far enough in to even load the crash handler?
I am using the version of steammodded version that was in the latest zip
the error joker, going off of its description, is just a Super Misprint, but it turns out to just make cards glitched and it also when you sell it it
could lovely be the issue? that would be the only one I didn't replace
Yeah it looks like it duplicates all of your jokers when you sell it.
This traps it in the game window.
But some other love.mouse function might do the trick
ERROR
while in possession, all future cards will be glitched
after a random amount of rounds, sell to duplicate all owned jokers (ERROR excluded)
It also looks like antimatter ascendent works now.
joker idea: Lazy Joker
duplicated jokers appear directly next to the joker that was duplicated instead of at the end
that may as well be a QoL auto-sorting option, not a joker
no it sorta technically has an effect, it means that you don't have to take the time to sort your jokers (and there is a boss blind that cares about time)
Why must setRelativeMode turn the mouse off, I need this on
As a side effect of my changes, the copies are also glitched (but I like that)
i can still make the same argument.
in most cases you're not dealing with the clock, so at the end of the day, having it as a QoL option is not that drastic of a change to gameplay
you're basically asking for a joker that's only useful in extreme-edge cases
This is what I have now (I haven't set the shader drawn on Misprint from supet poly to glitched yet).
Game closes itself after a bit.
No error screen unfortunately, but maybe we can change how Misprint shows text to let it trigger stack overflow.
Dark Evil Misprint
this mod truly is something
m deck when?
Actually kinda weird how glitched deck and misprint are functionally almost the exact same
You can get glitches stuff and other editions on misprint deck
Ik but its still pretty similar
is it just me or i wanna see the freeze mechanic from SAP
What i would like is the jimbo card in backpack battles
Idk how to translate this tho
Glitched deck is entirely there for completeness sake
K
Thinking that this would be a Deck that starts out with a unique Eternal Joker called Backpacked Jimbo that has these 4 different effects.
High Card or above: Gain a random re-redeemable Voucher. Can only happen once per round.
Pair or above: A random played card will return to your hand after play.
3oak or above: Disable the next Boss Blind effect. Can only happen once per 2 Antes.
4oak or above: Retrigger 1 random Joker that isn't Backpacked Jimbo.
Jimbo (Backpack Battles) -> Epic
Create 6 random Negative Consumables when purchased
For each pair played this run, add a 5% chance for a critical hit
For each three of a kind played this run, cards have a 10% chance to return to hand after being played
When a four of a kind is played, create a random Perishable Joker
m
gonna need a lot of bonus blinds
all worth it for that sweet profit
is that
btd6?!
program pack selection music is in a p good state rn
runs probably dead tho, shop isn't giving me any chip jokers and it's ante 4 on Very Cruel Challenge
btw math what codes are you planning to make after you get crash workin
i have an ://error payload idea
yk those anti piracy screens that were popular around 2021?
that
oh my g
i just want a good excuse to implement jimbo.exe
speaking of that...
just going down the line
so i'm starting with payload now actually
://CRASH I'll just add more as I receive payloads
also can i change machinecode to give a random glitched consumable
sure
commented
also commenting on some other things to make them applicable to any item that's selected
87 mb though
what did you expect from a wav
It ain't about the wav, if you're sending to discord for people to hear you might as well send an ogg file
Keep the wav for working on it
Send the ogg to discord to listen
That's what I do with my music
Creating glitched consumables might cause issues if misc is disabled
Also now that i think about it you can already see next ante’s blinds and tags so log doesn’t do anything
could maybe have it read the shop queue then idk
tho you can only read out the next ante's blinds and tags if you're. yknow. going into that ante from beating a boss
that's for this ante
Yeah but at that point it feels too niche to be usefull when it already partially exists
hi hello that was my joker idea
then make it create a normal one if misc is disabled
then what if two antes
or again, shop queue
i think it's useful
you get an extra ante of vision
if you do it after a boss blind you are already on the next ante, so you would basically be seeing two antes ahead
right question, how would i interact with cryptid's new epic/exotic rarities in the sense of "i want to pick cards of only this rarity"
since create_card rarity 0-1 is only for common-rare cards, right
and you can just copy gateway for exotics
create_card('Joker', G.jokers, nil, "cry_exotic", nil, nil, nil, 'cry_gateway')
same as how legendaries are done (except they use a number I think)
ok cool just pass it a string
may your mega gattling peas be many
and your jesters few
is the gateway seed needed
btw @soft night the program music sounds awesome, have been playing in the background while coding and testing and it's been working well
no
replace it with something distinct to your item
AAA THANKS
payload done
ooo fancy green text
this is how it looks like when you max out
HONKA HONKA MOOOOOOOOONEH
Does it stack 🤑
cant wait to perkeo payload and get x5678 interest

New lowest ante strategy just dropped
should be very simple
surely
i think it'll be about as hard as PAYOUT
because I have to basically reverse-engineer all the anims the game does to do the thing
also pls give booster pack templates
I made one for myself
Idk it probably won’t make sense for you
I made it off to fit the 71 x 95
The resize covered it up a bit
Maybe
Lemme try to find my template
alr here it is, the layers/shading should be correct (or correct enough), just replace the red with whatever color/gradient you end up using
oh nice thanks
btw I think I'm going to use a new highlight color for Code Cards
this green which will also be the main code color in descriptions
i thought you were talking about me lmfao my old name was .wav
can we make the green a lil lighter
niiice
note: music is not in-game
niiice
next up is revert
so what things do we want to keep with revert?
I assume literally nothing
what's revert again
first variant
make it as if the player entered the ante again
my plan is to literally load a save from start of ante
that was my idea too
do we like this btw
so you don't keep anything you attained that ante?
correct
but you know where it is and what you missed
mhm
did you reroll past canvas? just use revert
anything except KNOWLEDGE
this looks nice btw
that's a super intresting tradeoff
revert would be useful for if you just want to see shops and other stuff so you can decide how to do things
or if you messed up somewhere
idea: auto-use an owned revert if you die in a blind
nah that's just a skill issue
^
you should know you'll lose
tbf most if not all people have died without knowing they'd die
although that does sound like the “totem of undying” from minecraft
Mr. Bones:
in balatro. i mean in balatro
oh yeah true, mr. bones is sort of that

has been a lot busier