Cryptid - An unbalanced Balatro mod (1) [Old]

[silver cobalt]

Since when?

[remote locust]

||ALL seconds||

[cold sandal]

||Instant inf||

[raven wedge]

not Rush Hour ||start on ante 39, all blinds are Lavender Loop, htr is banned (they all died in a car crash), jacks are banned (they all died in a car crash||

[clear hare]

Rush Hour EX III ||Rush Hour EX II + blinds count seconds passed since the big bang, start with a shop before selecting a blind||

oh btw viewing this window is a bad idea

[raven wedge]

dear god

also why lucha blacklist

[silver cobalt]

No

[raven wedge]

it only saves you for one round

[remote locust]

Rush Hour EX IV ||Rush Hour EX III + blind size limit is removed. Everything is counted as a second.||

[brave ibex]

yeah sorry but i got no idea what is happening 😭

[raven wedge]

my challenges blacklist chicot, director's cut and retcon

[jolly snow]

Shop loaded just fine on a new profile, seems using the vanilla unlock profile feature causes this on entering shop

[silver cobalt]

Can we stop

[remote locust]

what about boss tag

[silver cobalt]

The joke is getting unfunny now

[raven wedge]

true

need to add boss tag to my shit

[brave ibex]

ui looks like misprint bruh 💀

[cold sandal]

For the Cryptid Main sheet what do we wanna do with cross mod content?
Would they just be put with the rest or would they go somewhere else (First thing that comes to mind would be below the Percent Complete indicatior)

[clear hare]

rush hour ii done

[brave ibex]

peak

[raven wedge]

what's your lovely patch

[silver cobalt]

We’re adding cross mod content????

[snow rivet]

That gave me an idea for a Final Boss Blind. Magenta Misprint: Messes with your UI and makes all cards in the shop this ante behave as if the Misprint Deck were active.

[slow pilot]

lmao

[cold sandal]

Theres stuff in the RSB (Recent Suggestion Box) for it

[jaunty scarab]

LobCorp M joker INCOMING !?

[raven wedge]

🗿

[jaunty scarab]

I jest

[snow rivet]

There were also Fleurons and Halberds decks in the non-recent Suggestion Box, which is what inspired me to suggest crossmod stuff.

[silver cobalt]

Has a 20 line effect

[raven wedge]

m joker that summons Don't Touch Me

[snow rivet]

Is that your least favorite common Anomaly?

[jaunty scarab]

That would be so funny

[silver cobalt]

A joker that summons a joker that summons another joker if a four of a kind is played that summons another joker that summons a jolly joker

[raven wedge]

no my least favorite abno is Nameless Fetus

[snow rivet]

Ah.

[hollow berry]

Rush Hour -I
Jacks become 10s.
The clock cannot appear.
Lavender Loop cannot appear l.

[silver cobalt]

Please stop

[remote locust]

"do you knoe how fast you were going?" "naneinf."

[clear hare]

Rushed Hour

• Blinds aren't bug-tested

[remote locust]

so modded balatro?

[cold sandal]

Brush Hour
All Vouchers are Paintbrush
Lose if the Voucher stays unpurchased in a given ante

[clear hare]

start with canvas

[remote locust]

the blind which disables shops:

[cold sandal]

Rush ????
Game speed is set to 100000x
An action must be performed every second or you lose

[clear hare]

ok rush hour III works I think

[clear hare]

nopeus required dependency

Rush E:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qskm9MTz2V4

[silver cobalt]

Help me

HELP ME

[raven wedge]

Rush E 2:

[cold sandal]

Speaking of, didn't HexaCryonic have an idea for a Rush E joker a while ago?

[clear hare]

Rush Hour III:

[cold sandal]

There was art for it too

[clear hare]

still planned soon™️

oh god lavender loop is ridiculous now

[upper pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[hollow berry]

Rush Hour XXI
X80 blind size

[clear hare]

Violet Rush Hour

[snow rivet]

Maybe there should be stronger Boss Blinds for Ante 39/40. If I could ever get a run to them without crashing XD

[remote locust]

Really we just need tetrational scaling

[brave ibex]

obsidian orb is already pretty strong

like that will eventually kill your run

[hollow berry]

isn't it every boss blind at once at ante 42

[upper pendant]

rush hour breakfast
start with crustulum

[snow rivet]

I've had to deal with it as early as ante 8 and it was already a run killer there.

[wary pasture]

Joker Suggestion: Preservative - remove decrements from food jokers (I've mentioned this earlier but not as a suggestion and haven't put it on any kind of sheet)

[jaunty scarab]

I wonder if adding The Clock (Complete) into Cryptid would be a better idea than adding it as a separate mod...

[brave ibex]

ante 50 after new release with new bosses

[jaunty scarab]

[remote locust]

Cruel Blinds: Cryptid Edition

[snow rivet]

I think there's a Joker in another mod that does that.

[remote locust]

No hands allowed until every hand type is discarded

[hollow berry]

Obsidian Orb EX
ends the game instantly.
-# hope you packed a luchador!

[clear hare]

*chicot

[cold sandal]

Supreme Stopwatch [Ante 40 Blind]
2x Blind Requirements, ^1.5 Blind Size every second spent this ante

[silver cobalt]

Can we make the scaling on the final stakes so extreme that you reach 10{1000}10 on ante 39

[remote locust]

You can sell a joker if the game ends instantly

[remote locust]

That would be stupid

[clear hare]

but that's not gonna be possible in cryptid

[hollow berry]

-# hope you packed a VHS tape!

[silver cobalt]

at least ee308

[clear hare]

yeah def

[remote locust]

Do you realize how far away those numbers are from each other?

[brave ibex]

chicot gaming

[clear hare]

that's like saying at least 0.0001 or naneinf

[brave ibex]

at least 3cm

[silver cobalt]

Yes

[remote locust]

No It’s like at least 0 or nanenaneinf

[random condor]

ee308 is wild 😭

[silver cobalt]

Oh you innocent soul

[random condor]

i LOVE dem incrementals

also is that totm

[wary pasture]

Joker Suggestion: After selling three jokers, create two jokers of one of the sold jokers (at random)

[snow rivet]

Couldn't find it. Could've sworn there was a Joker called Refrigerator or smth that nullified the downsides of food Jokers.

[silver cobalt]

Ik this was talked over a while ago but what if caretaker deck could just delete hands from the game

[wary pasture]

maybe in jelly mod

[raven wedge]

JellyMod

[silver cobalt]

There just are no pairs anymore

It could also delete digits on numbers

Like your money count

But also the blind requirements

It could remove random sources of payouts

No more blind money intrest or hand money

[snow rivet]

Yeah, there it is. It was just called Fridge.

[clear hare]

also I finally fixed the weird crashes from rarity pools not rarity pooling

[wary pasture]

I think the suggestion should be fine, JellyMod tends to be incompatible with most others.

[clear hare]

just have to fix high stake scaling incompat and then I'm ready

[silver cobalt]

JellyMod is so broken lol

[clear hare]

jellymod is ancient history at this point

[raven wedge]

i still dont get why it was so overhyped lol

[snow rivet]

Fair point. It's so old and outdated that it still has Buckleswasher, which was made completely moot once Swashbuckler got buffed to not care about Joker positioning.

[jaunty scarab]

It has no Steamodded API outside of sprites.

That should tell you just how old it is.

[raven wedge]

well yeah old steamodded api didn't have jokerapi

[snow rivet]

I guess if it were to be updated and keep Buckleswasher it'd make it do Chips instead of mult.

[snow rivet]

I don't know enough about the history of Balatro modding for it to TBH

[clear hare]

probably because it was big and early

[clear hare]

only real OGs remember flush five mod 😭

i wrote it before the poker hand was added by thunk

[silver cobalt]

Lol

[raven wedge]

I LOOKED AT FLUSH FIVE MOD TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE A CARD

i meant. Five of a Flush

[clear hare]

and it was sitting dormant in the mod directory for like half a year
I replaced it recently with Royal Flush though 🥲

[snow rivet]

Also it had Reverse Tarot Cards and y'know, gotta love those.

[raven wedge]

shoutouts to old smods

[clear hare]

(by the way, I don't think this should be its own hand for scoring - I just needed a hand to make an example for)

[snow rivet]

Back when I played the demo and was disappointed it wasn't separate from a regular Five of a Kind I called it True Five of a Kind, 'cause it basically entailed having five copies of the same card.

[clear hare]

i remember inviting steamo to the private modding server

those were the days

[silver cobalt]

I am so glad we only have giant megatable insanity

That was so much worse

[clear hare]

or actually I was the one who asked for the admin to add him

I invited the balamod dev though

[vestal seal]

i remember that!

wasnt the planet vulcan?

[clear hare]

yeah

[raven wedge]

i still still have the link

[clear hare]

I kept around Vulcan in Royal Flush, just changed the bottom to match the new hand type

[silver cobalt]

Somehow ive been in this server for quite a while and i still dont know what the jokers role is for

[vestal seal]

cool people, given out in the demos by localthunk

[clear hare]

oh yeah

[wary pasture]

same

[clear hare]

that was just abandoned after like january for some reason

[silver cobalt]

Sadness

[clear hare]

I think murphy was one of the last ppl to get it after doing the invitational shoutcast

[raven wedge]

the cool kids club

[vestal seal]

and airhater i think

[clear hare]

now that it's released tho localthunk has been much busier (understandably)

anyway speaking of nostalgia...

[snow rivet]

Maybe there should be a Sub-Hands system for easter egg hands like Royal Flush, where they have their own level but their base Chips and Mult are equal to the base hand's current Chips and Mult. That way they don't invalidate strats that center on the main hand since empowering that empowers the sub-hand too.

[clear hare]

yeah probably

doesn't make a lot of sense though save for royal flush

[wary pasture]

I bought balatro a day after its release as an impulse buy, but didn't start modding till 3 months later

[clear hare]

unless you want to add wacky things like stone five

[raven wedge]

i also impulse bought balatro on release day

then started modding when sprite api was first available

[true harness]

sadge

I waited for Mac port before buying, thus not saving 10%

[clear hare]

I think Immolate was one of the first mods posted in this thread

[brave ibex]

I win

[vestal seal]

i played the shit out of the demos so yeah same lol

[clear hare]

because I already okayed it with localthunk about being allowed to share something that ported much of the game code, and then already had a working version for the demo that I just needed to add the new features to

[snow rivet]

Well, aside from crossmod stuff like Royal Spectrum, we could have features that unlock more Subhands like Royal Straight (or would it just be Royal? XD), Flush Four, etc. Maybe in the form of a Voucher?

[clear hare]

and posted it before I added said features

[raven wedge]

dec 17 2023..... its been that long......

[clear hare]

anyway 0.4.2 is ready to go, just going to ask for some ppl to playtest while I set up the last minute things

[raven wedge]

wait no sprite api was pre-0.3.0... dec 16

[clear hare]

i remember someone modded like a hack menu before steamodded

https://youtu.be/Fqpc2gbPVMY

[brave ibex]

cryptid mentioned

wait actuallt that video looks ancient

[raven wedge]

because it is

[brave ibex]

i regognize a lot of the demo ui

lol

[rough violet]

holy shit this brings back memories

[remote locust]

Balatro is ancient confirmed

[clear hare]

holy I was ahead of my time

[raven wedge]

ancient joker

[rough violet]

back when juggler was +2

and when the reroll buttons were like that

[remote locust]

I want planetarium voucher back

[clear hare]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1194439079597715578
holy they predicted keys (and someone asked to add this)

and this must've been so hard to do without lovely

[raven wedge]

nodes[1].nodes[1].nodes[1].nodes[1]

[remote locust]

Oh no they ALL up the ante

[rough violet]

AND THE OLD CRAZY JOKER??

[clear hare]

🕰️

they predicted the clock

[rough violet]

i forgot it looked like that

[remote locust]

We need Triple Scale

[clear hare]

oh yeah I also did this

[remote locust]

5?

[clear hare]

this was the demo

[remote locust]

Ik

[wary pasture]

Binary

[remote locust]

But 5 isn’t a digit

[silver cobalt]

Shennanigannery

[remote locust]

I mean a bit

[clear hare]

this is my favorite channel in that discord

[remote locust]

1.1e1111

[raven wedge]

i would've looked into modding during the demos but i didn't know how to unobfuscate the source code

modding being a private thing certainly didn't help either

[clear hare]

I almost figured it out myself

but i couldn't find the one luajit deobfuscator that worked until I asked in the private discord

[snow rivet]

Imagine if some madman made an Argam mod that acted like Sixty Suits but for ranks.

[clear hare]

i think someone was working on "dankranks" but then quit the game

[raven wedge]

🏳️‍⚧️decimal

[wary pasture]

Imagine if someone made sixty suits with an extra zero

[clear hare]

wait apparently you have it @raven wedge

[raven wedge]

it's working on other stuff now

and yea i have it at home

[chrome comet]

I'll check if out Wednesday if it's available 👀

[raven wedge]

oh it's still in our dms

[clear hare]

lmao nice

balatro archived but for mods

[wary pasture]

🇲

[raven wedge]

unsure if i wanna. distribute it but

[severe jetty]

m

[clear hare]

probably not good unless you get autumnmood's permission

because if they deleted everything they probably don't want it public

[raven wedge]

yeah no i refuse to talk to it about balatro anymore

i still keep in touch with em tho

[clear hare]

cool

anyway I'm going to brb and then set up the release

[raven wedge]

have fun

[severe jetty]

long deck

[true harness]

FixedDeckSize 🤝 you

[soft night]

who

[raven wedge]

cartomancer

[brave ibex]

immediately lost against the tax in negative deck

used ouija if that's important

[cold sandal]

0 hand size, so unless Negative Deck prevents it that'd be why you died

[true harness]

huh

negative deck starts with 1 hand size right?

[brave ibex]

i don't think it does

it should be 8 like other decks

[jaunty scarab]

And using Ouija reduces your hand size by 1

So if it was 1 then you'd end up with 0

[jolly snow]

lol buying overstock on misprint crashed immediately

[cold sandal]

Cant wait for .27 more slots in shop

[brave ibex]

overstock is hardcoded

wait lemme test something

[jolly snow]

yeah it was still +1

[brave ibex]

idk why it would crash then

[jolly snow]

its the same crash log i was having earlier

looks like its when a shop slot is loaded and its a planet card

[brave ibex]

ok more testing and cryptid blinds specifically are causing 0 handsize yippee

only on negative deck though which is weird

[clear hare]

huh

why is handsize 0 for you?

[jaunty scarab]

Maybe Ouija screws with this?

[brave ibex]

used ouija

[random condor]

how can i get the mod working?

[brave ibex]

hammerspaces also causes same issue

+jokers that reduce handsize

[random condor]

i know roughly how to install mods but i tried earlier and it kept crashing on bootup

[brave ibex]

like merry andy

[rough violet]

does death copy negative cards

[brave ibex]

do you have lovely and steamodded 1.0.0

[random condor]

yeah

here i stuffed away the things i needed for modded in a random folder lemme see if i can try again

[mental tiger]

where can i find the download

[remote locust]

Pins

[brave ibex]

pinned comment

[mental tiger]

thx

[remote locust]

What’s the wait with tetration jokers

[random condor]

main.lua:7599: attempt to call a nil value

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1f-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0-ALPHA-0715d-STEAMODDED
Love2D Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.5.0-beta6```
keeps pulling this up

maybe i have an outdated version? dunno

[clear hare]

Talisman isn't installed properly

[random condor]

alright

[clear hare]

make sure it's in Mods/Talisman exactly

[random condor]

can i use the talisman the cryptid comes with?

[clear hare]

yes

[random condor]

alright

[remote locust]

If exponential mult is color changing what color is tetrational mult

[brave ibex]

change exponential to C:legendary and use C:dark edition for tetration

[teal plover]

i use a custom rainbow colour for it

[remote locust]

Do you already have tetrarion jokers?

If so I want them

[teal plover]

yes, currently one.

i also have a pentation joker

[remote locust]

Oh dear

[rough violet]

when are the bishop, rook, queen, and king coming

[teal plover]

who said they were?

[rough violet]

me

[teal plover]

then you're wrong because they aren't

[true harness]

ok I'm clueless now

Ig it's just that I forgor the notation

how big is e100#x#y again

[rough violet]

who do you think you are, the creator?

[teal plover]

yes.

[remote locust]

I think it has e100#x#(y-1) “e”s

[true harness]

nice

[remote locust]

Maybe if people can’t understand the numbers they will stop trying to get bigger ones

[teal plover]

it's a sign they can't handle the chaos

[true harness]

I need like a bridge
something that connects "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee100" to the hash thingy

[clear hare]

ee308 = e308#2
eee308 = e308#3
...

[true harness]

alr cool

[remote locust]

Am I correct on this?

[clear hare]

e100#100#2 = e100#(e100#100)

so yeah

you are

[true harness]

damn

[remote locust]

I don’t even want to think about triple hashtag

[clear hare]

e100##5 = e100#100#100#100#100

and this library becomes impractical at around e10##1000

https://github.com/MathIsFun0/Cryptid/releases/tag/v0.4.2

m

[remote locust]

Does hovering over Typhoon work now?

[clear hare]

yes

[remote locust]

Nice

[clear hare]

also i literally got manacle on negative deck and didn't instalose

idk what ppl are talking abt

[brave ibex]

it's specifically cryptid blinds for me

maybe i need to update steamodded idk

i might be tripping

[clear hare]

i think i screwed up suit sorting

haha

[soft night]

NO FUCKING WAY

[brave ibex]

yw

[soft night]

YALL DID IT ;W;

[brave ibex]

finally got around to it

xd

[soft night]

my hammer-wielding pink gremlin catto is now immortalized in a balatro mod....

incredible....

[brave ibex]

yep

hopefully it doesn't get overshadowed by Nostalgic Mark

i'll try for the other blinds too eventually

[soft night]

what ante does hammer first spawn on

[brave ibex]

i put it at 2

[soft night]

god im so happy about this like

legit

sure im happy about all my other concepts getting in but the blinds i concepted in particular hold a special place in my heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4fx-ys71ks

my legit reaction

shit... is it AP or License

i thiiiink License becuz its not like i cant just skip to every boss lol

[clear hare]

ok I was able to repro the bug

it's like it's making all the negative cards subtract hand size instead of add it? or maybe just temporarily in order to get the desired result

[teal plover]

i kind of reported this to aure already, something about negative playing cards is subtracting from its hand size improperly

[soft night]

So for N. Flint, is it no Flushes or is it nothing that contains a Flush

[clear hare]

no flushes

straight flush is fine

[soft night]

so flives are fair game, got it

[clear hare]

alr I'm gonna try beating rush hour ii

wait rocket is stacked here

[raven wedge]

Manacle is discards used or discards left

[raven wedge]

yeah anything that procs on boss blind defeat is cracked

[rough violet]

holy shit you fixed that'

[raven wedge]

m

[brave ibex]

discards left

[rough violet]

bro m was the worst bug in the mode thx for fixing :prayer:

[raven wedge]

ping
also division by 0 gaming

[rough violet]

does glitched affect seals

[brave ibex]

it doesn't do anything at 1 or fewer kek

[rough violet]

could a gold seal glitched card give me like $5

[brave ibex]

old mancle was subtract so this was never a possibility but we buffed it a bit lol

[brave ibex]

uh idk actually

editions on playing cards work kind of weirdly

[teal plover]

balatro nuclear reactor (as said by @clear hare)

[brave ibex]

cursed frame 0

giant joker

[rough violet]

glitched azure seal + dna would be funny

[soft night]

the perkeoless perkannon

[rough violet]

pretty much

[glossy zenith]

Nah, this is Dragon Ballatro.

[teal plover]

that doesn't even come close to describing it

[jaunty scarab]

what

in the world

am I look at?

[teal plover]

chaos.

[jaunty scarab]

And can I turn this into another possible ://CRASH card effect

[soft night]

oh btw im gonna work on a kitty tag resprite

[rare elk]

might be stupid but only talisman is showing up in the mods menu?

[teal plover]

make sure cryptid is not nested (e.g. Mods/Cryptid/Cryptid)

[clear hare]

Updated release just now because the clock was being weird

[rare elk]

shouldn't be unless you include the .lua file

[brave ibex]

maybe delete it and redownload it

[teal plover]

your install should look something like this

(the folder name of the mod and the contents may be different if you downloaded source, but ultimately it's the same idea)

[rare elk]

maybe its a steam modded issue?

[clear hare]

ANTE 1

while playtesting rush hour ii

[brave ibex]

that doesn't look correct

oh wait no i messed up

yeah that looks correct but why isn't it loading

so weird

[rare elk]

straight from github too

[clear hare]

make sure your steamodded is 1.0

[rare elk]

0.9.8

[clear hare]

yeah that's why

[teal plover]

then that's the problem

download the source for 1.0

[rare elk]

told you i are have stupid lmao

[brave ibex]

i do believe i've gone infinite

shoutout to ante 1 gamble tag and Neon M

might try for smallest ante

would be first non doe one too

[rare elk]

is it on the same github page as the other versions? and done by using git?

[brave ibex]

yeah it's the same place as 0.9.8

just download the source code

that's where the 1.0.0 version is

[soft night]

kitty?

:3

(i couldnt get :3 to look right)

[raven wedge]

do a w

[hollow berry]

do a barrel roll

[subtle nova]

do a m

[clear hare]

made it to ante 8

[hollow berry]

bro made it to ante 8

[clear hare]

gg

lavender loop is also scaling faster than it should tho

I have to fix

[desert thunder]

is there a ps injector for steamodded 1.0

i cant seem to find anything about 1.0

[clear hare]

you need lovely

I had a triplet rhythm build this run which is pretty cool

[soft night]

oh hell ye

[hollow berry]

triplet is a build-around confirmed

[raven wedge]

triplet rhythm is weak

[clear hare]

anyway I would've won if not for not fixing a bug that made loop scale 3X faster in this challenge

I just cheated that round win

[raven wedge]

cheater!!!!

[clear hare]

i also got boredom last round which was funny

[clear hare]

why it's common

[raven wedge]

wasn't it unc

[soft night]

it was

[clear hare]

yeah but it was rebalanced

now it's a common that gives X3 Mult

if you build around it

[soft night]

i still love triplet rhythm its probably one of my favorite concepts i made

[clear hare]

simple but effective
and sick art

[soft night]

and so many references

[hollow berry]

the sad thing is that 3oak scales faster than flushes

[clear hare]

3oak is underrated

[karmic wraith]

oh, interesting, unbalanced mod

hello ig

[clear hare]

hi

[karmic wraith]

add a crazy dave jonkler that disables The Plant and Verdant Leaf boss blinds

[wary pasture]

🇲

[karmic wraith]

m

[soft night]

m

[karmic wraith]

i still don't understand the joke
m

[hollow berry]

m

[random condor]

game crashed on obsidian orb 😭

[brave ibex]

what jokers did you have

[random condor]

Yeah

uhhh lemme think

4 blueprint

googol play

oops

showman

perkolator, negative, balancer, 2 booster pack, 2 seance, and idr the rest

notebook i think

its cause of something related to debuff

[brave ibex]

hmm

[jaunty scarab]

There should be logs to list the error, unless this was a stack overflow

[brave ibex]

i maybe obsidian orb is having issues with the new bosses added

[opal prairie]

I have been sitting here for 10 minutes

Mult has been increasing slowly**

[snow rivet]

Just got back and hoo boy it looks like you guys have been busy. Jen's Almanac is looking absolutely insane so far, looking forward to it.

[karmic wraith]

what the fuck is that
my pc will blow up with that shit (it crashes with vanilla lmao)

wait, I'm noticing a bunch of 7s...
there are finally jerkers thay synergize with 7s?!

[opal prairie]

yes

[desert thunder]

yep

[opal prairie]

No Sound No Memory, Light Up the Night

[hollow berry]

yeah

[karmic wraith]

idc if my pc crashes with vanilla balatro, I'm getting this mod!

...when i can

[hollow berry]

also are the 7 jokers gy!be or ultrakill references

[cobalt valley]

ugghhhh this process is CANCER

[desert thunder]

what process

[cobalt valley]

i just got love working but still NO idea on what to do to actually install steamodded 1.0.0

[desert thunder]

oh yeah same

[opal prairie]

also this thing

[desert thunder]

seems a bit unbalanced

[karmic wraith]

why the specific markiplier?

[opal prairie]

Quadratic Growth

[cobalt valley]

like i have 0.9.8 and that is working but i can't get 1.0.0 so i'm just so heckin confused

[desert thunder]

i just want a ps injector for 1.0

[cobalt valley]

no more injector however

you must commit self suffering to install this bs

[karmic wraith]

i wonder how long it'd take for my pc to crash with this mod

[wary pasture]

5-10 minutes ~~at most ~~

[fallow garden]

How do I download…

[cobalt valley]

bro how did any of yall even download this bs 💀

[fallow garden]

TRUE

[cobalt valley]

cause the way i'm doing it makes me feel like i'm horribly wrong 😭

[karmic wraith]

unironically true, i once got it to crash in like 5 minutes with this game
and btw, every crash i had on my pc was because of this game lmao

[fallow garden]

I needs help downloading it, I dunno how

[brave ibex]

https://github.com/Steamopollys/Steamodded/wiki/01.-Getting-started

[cobalt valley]

what does the last part of this EVEN MEAN

[desert thunder]

ive seen that page 1e278 times

[cobalt valley]

do you think i have not been looking at this for an hour

[desert thunder]

idk what to do im scared

[opal prairie]

i dont think this is the channel to talk about this in

[karmic wraith]

getting close to NaNeInf!

[cobalt valley]

seriously this is like pushing a kid off a cliff and hoping they grow wings bro that doc is 90% word vomit

[desert thunder]

same difference

[cobalt valley]

this is like one of the only mods that is on the alpha build afaik

[desert thunder]

somebody just give me the folders i need in my mods folder

thats all i need

[opal prairie]

[brave ibex]

pinned comment

[brave ibex]

create a mod folder in /balatro and go to that folder, or if you already created it go to it

[fallow garden]

Dude, it’s detecting a virus when I try to download lovely

[opal prairie]

that's a known issue

just ignore it

[cobalt valley]

i already did just wtf does mkdir mods mean 😭

i assume it doesn't matter

[fallow garden]

How do i actually download it then…

[brave ibex]

allow it

[cobalt valley]

i gotta reinstall balatro first to murder steamodded anyways

[fallow garden]

How… I’ve never had a computer before…

[brave ibex]

uhi'm not sure i don't use windows

[cobalt valley]

me when i tell people who use computers but aren't tech savvy to do anything:

[cobalt valley]

💀

[brave ibex]

you can ask someone in modding chat

[fallow garden]

For fucks sakes dude…

[brave ibex]

certified mac gaming

[upper pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-gif-5305267

[brave ibex]

real

[fallow garden]

Ok wait I got it

I think

[desert thunder]

how

[fallow garden]

Don’t fucking know…

Just told the computer to allow it

[desert thunder]

oh

i thought u meant cryptid

[fallow garden]

Can someone vc

I need fucking help man

[desert thunder]

dont we all

[fallow garden]

What’s a games directory?!

What does that mean?!?

[cobalt valley]

alrighty boys

this might possibly work

[clear hare]

ultrakill

[cobalt valley]

haha you don't know what a file explorer is

[fallow garden]

I GOT A COMPUTER A MONTH AGO QWQ

I’ve never used one before qwq

[clear hare]

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/add-an-exclusion-to-windows-security-811816c0-4dfd-af4a-47e4-c301afe13b26#:~:text=Go to Start > Settings > Update,%2C file types%2C or process.

[fallow garden]

Wait

I’m in file explorer!

I put it in!

[clear hare]

I think this works? Lovely hasn’t gotten flagged for me before so I haven’t tried this fix

[brave ibex]

go to steam/library/balatro/view local files, that's what it is

[fallow garden]

I did that

[clear hare]

#1217867725532041369 message

[fallow garden]

Ok I put it in

[brave ibex]

memory tag working with empowered tag is funny to me

[fallow garden]

Mod directory

How do I get there…

[clear hare]

Windows + R, paste that thing with the % sign and press enter

%AppData%/Balatro/Mods

[fallow garden]

Ok opened it

[clear hare]

https://github.com/MathIsFun0/Cryptid/releases/tag/v0.4.2
Extract this zip file into there

If the Mods folder doesn’t exist create it

[fallow garden]

Just inside if the lovely folder

Or the log folder

[clear hare]

It should just be in the Mods folder

[fallow garden]

No where do I create it

[soft night]

yes, ultrakill references

[clear hare]

Inside %AppData%/Balatro

[soft night]

they're all named after levels from chapter 7

[brave ibex]

lets see how low we go here

[fallow garden]

Extract this into the lovely file or teh balatro file

[upper pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rael-gif-943215023730044045

[fallow garden]

Sorry for so many questions just don’t wanna fuck anything up…

[brave ibex]

it froze

must be a long calculation

[clear hare]

It won’t be in either

[clear hare]

You have to renavigate to this folder

[clear hare]

You can type it out in the search bar of the explorer

[fallow garden]

I did

That’s what opened

Do I extract it into there?

[soft night]

yes; but not the lovely folder

just the space around it

[clear hare]

Extract it just into the Mods folder
So when you’re done you should have:
Mods/Cryptid/…
Mods/Talisman/…
Mods/Steamodded/…

[soft night]

should look like this

[fallow garden]

Alright I’ll do that

[brave ibex]

yeah this is taking too long i'm assuming this is wr and going to sleep lmao

[cobalt valley]

yippee!!

that was horrendous

[soft night]

yippeeee

[clear hare]

yippee

[soft night]

also for firsttime players make sure youre playing on a different savefile than main

[cobalt valley]

i could explain how to do this if anyone needs help because people linking the doc isn't gonna help anyone who doesn't do stuff like this

[soft night]

i'd suggest file 3

[clear hare]

I did what I could with bundling everything in the Mods folder together, but it’s still definitely a hassle

[cobalt valley]

you linking the 1.0.0 download on your github page was a godsend

[fallow garden]

There we go

[soft night]

looks good!

[fallow garden]

What next

[cobalt valley]

however does it run

[soft night]

enjoy the insanity

just run the game

[fallow garden]

Really?

[soft night]

i think

if youre at this step

it should?

[upper pendant]

take a chill pill

[clear hare]

If you got the first part right it’s done

[fallow garden]

Wait

No way

YES

[soft night]

wasnt angered, just questioning myself

[clear hare]

[fallow garden]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

[upper pendant]

have a nap, be mentally prepared

[soft night]

HAVE FUN :D

[clear hare]

yw :)

enjoy

[soft night]

ENJOY THE INSANITY

[upper pendant]

nah i mean its necessary before playing cryptid

[soft night]

o

[clear hare]

-# m

[upper pendant]

-# m

[soft night]

-# m

[upper pendant]

imma wait for some WHAT EVEN AM I PLAYING ahh screenshots

[soft night]

i still havent seen anyone get all four ultraviolence jokers in the same successful non-DoE build

also ...LATH art coming soon, trust

[granite ibex]

it should have jimbo rocketriding towards the earthmover's head

[soft night]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

LOBOTOMY%

[desert thunder]

oh yay i dids it

my blood sweat and tears

[granite ibex]

injector:

[desert thunder]

yeah i wish it were that ez

[cobalt valley]

bruh cryptid keeps crashing 😭

[soft night]

provide details so we can fix

[cobalt valley]

i can open the game and it runs but it keeps crashing

hold on lemme let it kill itself again so i can get the logs

[soft night]

got the solution

[cobalt valley]

i have legit no clue lmao

[cobalt valley]

that fast?

[soft night]

yup

same error i had i think

show me your mods directory please

[cobalt valley]

wdym

like where i have the mods?

[soft night]

theres your problem

make sure everything is exactly as mine is

cryptid checks for things on a per-folder basis. if the folder is named something different from what it's looking for, it won't find it.

in this case, Steamodded-main.

[cobalt valley]

grahh

[soft night]

i think anyway, this feels like something i had before so this is probably it

i had it happen to me with talisman

im trying to sound like i know things

[cobalt valley]

lol real

[soft night]

did it work

[cobalt valley]

so, no

same error it looks like

[soft night]

oh huh

hmmmmm

when does the crash occur

[green cove]

typical #1258438028800692224 moment (shameless plug)

[cobalt valley]

i just open collection or something and hover over a modded card and pick it up and the game kills itself

[soft night]

oh hm

odd

idk man sorry

:(

[cobalt valley]

ur fine

dude it happens when i see any of the mod's content

that's really weird

[last junco]

Error

Syntax error: game.lua:4: '=' expected near 'Game'

Traceback

[love "callbacks.lua"]:228: in function 'handler'
[C]: at 0x7ffe056d2fa0
[C]: in function 'require'
main.lua:16: in main chunk
[C]: in function 'require'
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
[C]: in function 'xpcall'

huh

what happened

i just copied version.dll

[cobalt valley]

everything is installed right :/

[last junco]

into the game

[cobalt valley]

oh oh this is simple

just go to steam and verify files

then it works

[last junco]

ok

[cobalt valley]

if that doesn't work though reinstall balatro (you won't lose save data dw)

[last junco]

steam is already reinstalling something

i think the game

yep it worked now i have a diffrent error

but its cuz i have the mods in a wrong format

[cobalt valley]

yeah you gotta have them unzipped

[last junco]

i couldnt extract them

[cobalt valley]

what 💀

[last junco]

it says it cant open as archive

or something

idk

[cobalt valley]

do you not have a file extracter

😭

[last junco]

7 zip?

isnt it one

[cobalt valley]

yes that works

[last junco]

steamodded forced me to download 7 zip

like i press extract

[cobalt valley]

ah

7 zip pushes extracted folders back in time for some reason you might just gotta scroll down or something idrk

[last junco]

the line at the bottom says
"cant open file .. as archive"

[cobalt valley]

uhm

yeah i got nothing

what os are you on

[last junco]

win 10

[cobalt valley]

ah 10

get winrar maybe idk

[last junco]

i already had it

it shows the same thing

[cobalt valley]

bruh

i have no clue

[last junco]

winrar has an option to add to archive

[green cove]

.Lua file is not an archive

[last junco]

should i do taht

[green cove]

can you screenshot your mod folder

mods*

[last junco]

this is all i have in it

i had no issue with talisman

[soft night]

no

[green cove]

you need to unzip entire Archive

[last junco]

huh

[soft night]

should look like this

[green cove]

with cryptid

[last junco]

i know

it just doesnt let me extract cryptid

[soft night]

get winrar

[green cove]

also, rename talisan folder to "Talisman"

[last junco]

wait i should have steamodded in mods?

[green cove]

yes

[last junco]

do i rename steamodded

[green cove]

cryptid file in your folder is not an archive

[green cove]

preferably

[last junco]

do i add to archive using winrar

the cryptid file

[green cove]

no, go back to the .zip file

with cryptid

[upper pendant]

so this issue happens when lovely tries to patch codes from other mods into the game where steamodded is pre-injected, and you just verified the integrity, that wipes out the pre-injected steamodded codes and gives you a fresh balatro.exe. i'll assume you were using steamodded 0.9.8 since we dont have an injector for steamodded 1.0.0. instead its loaded by lovely too.

[last junco]

huh

but the github only has .luas

and .tomls

[upper pendant]

so first things first you gotta get a steamodded 1.0.0

[soft night]

https://github.com/MathIsFun0/Cryptid/releases/tag/v0.4.2

are you sure

[green cove]

on the right side there should be "releases"

[last junco]

oh

i didnt look in releases

yeah that changes a lot

[green cove]

That's where you should look first, usually

[last junco]

this is like my first time using github

[soft night]

understandable

[cobalt valley]

can i get help with this?

[last junco]

wait it has talisman and steamodded with it

bruh

[cobalt valley]

it turns out i can't even start a run because it crashes as soon as i hit start

something is wrong but like what 💀

[last junco]

it worked hell yeah

[green cove]

That's fine, not trying to blame you, simply saying for the future

[green cove]

seems like something with the azure seal

Maybe steamodded changed something since I never seen this issue

and you're using latest

[cobalt valley]

yeah

[green cove]

what did you do exactly before it crashed

[cobalt valley]

i'll just record what i do

*did

[green cove]

alright

[desert thunder]

how did murphyobv make everything random

[cobalt valley]

bro

stupid non embed

[true harness]

have OBS auto-convert the video to mp4

[soft night]

i went ahead and added all of The Hammer's associated blinds into the recent suggestions tab, with revised effects

[cobalt valley]

i just searched up a converter lol

hold on

there

[true harness]

OBS has that built-in tho

[cobalt valley]

bro i use obs once every 2 months

[true harness]

💀

[green cove]

mkv is not supported by discord

[cobalt valley]

there i changed it

[cobalt valley]

duh

bro i just need help troubleshooting balatro's skill issue 😭

[last junco]

huh why did it crash

[cobalt valley]

HAHAHA NOW BOTH OF OURS ARE BROKEN

[green cove]

are you on profile with all unlocks

[cobalt valley]

yeah i hit unlock all for it

💀

[last junco]

wait i shouldnt have unlocked all

[green cove]

Double check

[cobalt valley]

sure lol

[green cove]

I'm not sure if math fixed it, there was a crash related to unlocking jokers

exotics and epic ones

[cobalt valley]

look

i did hit the button lmao

[green cove]

ye then I'm not sure what is wrong

[jaunty scarab]

Talisman isn’t installed correctly, if it was there should be a gold seal on the playing card in the main menu

Probably from nested files.

[green cove]

oh true lol

[cobalt valley]

ffs if that's the problem

kill me

[last junco]

i got 2 souls

in hammer space

[jaunty scarab]

You’re welcome

[last junco]

lmao

[cobalt valley]

it might just hate me and crash but lets hope not 🙏

there's the seal

[green cove]

average hammerspace

[cobalt valley]

omg it worked yippeeee

never fucking mind 😭

blow me up already

hold on cryptid was also nested maybe that's the issue

pretty please balatro god

YESSSSSS

IT WORKEDD

[green cove]

gg

[cobalt valley]

why does cryptid disable the card animations

that's pry not normal is it

oh it's talisman

lmao

omg jultrakrill

[true harness]

yep

7 is the most hated rank in vanilla Balatro

therefore we need to buff 7

[last junco]

i have 2 iterums lmao

cryptid is a perfectly balanced mod

and also a trib

[cobalt valley]

and 9 i think

[true harness]

Cloud 9 is still decent econ

there's simply no joker involving 7

[cobalt valley]

oh yeah c9

[cobalt valley]

the lucky number

petition to add one more joker ruining the joker card collection screen by adding one page with a single joker on it

[true harness]

lol

[last junco]

just add m

[true harness]

we have m

m (Epic)

+X13 Mult when Jolly Joker is sold (start at X1)

really, it's one of the early Cryptid jokers, way long before we had a full galore of m-based jokers

[last junco]

is iterum a good exotic

[true harness]

I've been here since Exponentia hadn't been able to work on my Mac

[last junco]

or do i roll for another one

[soft night]

iterum is aight

[true harness]

you're saying that X1024 Mult is bad? bruh

[soft night]

solid A tier imo

[last junco]

i dont know the other exotics

thats all

[soft night]

there are better

[last junco]

not sure if i should use gateway

[true harness]

iterum is the Triboulet type

[soft night]

there are worse too

[true harness]

meaning it's good right at the moment you've obtained it

[soft night]

when it excels it EXCELS

[last junco]

ig ima keep it

[soft night]

iterum + light up the night = YUMMY

[last junco]

unless i make a 2nd gateway

using death

hmmmm

nah

[soft night]

ultrakillin

[last junco]

wdym i cant sell the cube

can someone explain what happened

[snow rivet]

Hammerspace decreases hand size, so maybe the game thought you had 0 hand size?

[last junco]

doubt it

also holy shit this is a deal of my lifetime

[snow rivet]

Too bad the game doesn't actually give you negative prices when this happens.

[last junco]

yeah

sad

[summer cargo]

You can see the 0/0 hand size in the background of the game over screen

[last junco]

negative deck only gives you 1 hand size?

[green cove]

negative playing cards are bugged

they remove hand size when removed from hand

[teal plover]

yeah, i've already reported this to aure a while back, but i'm not sure if anyone's acted on it yet

[last junco]

so negative deck is literally impossible

also im about to pop off lmao

[green cove]

I saw some fix merged on steamodded

[weak burrow]

Yo Jen btw I wonder, is the transcendent mod only in testing rn? I saw the video and I wanted to see the other jokers

[green cove]

but I think it's not a complete fix

[teal plover]

i'm having too much fun with it

[last junco]

i have perkeo white hole and universum

did i just win

[weak burrow]

Considering the audio situation I'd assume it's in testing

[granite ibex]

wait wtf is that ante

[teal plover]

it's unreleased at the moment, it'll be called Jen's Almanac

[green cove]

nvm I might be tripping

[teal plover]

it's ante 1.539e14, what about it

[last junco]

uhhhhhhhh

im on ante -5 btw

im getting to the limit at this pace

[weak burrow]

Primus moment

[green cove]

That's not even close to the limit btw

[last junco]

i know

but this is my score one round later

im getting like ee3 per round

oh shit

ee15 now

did i just break balatro

[cobalt valley]

it's still going agh

[last junco]

nvm it loaded

[cobalt valley]

never use canvas and hiker

[last junco]

i got canvas

[cobalt valley]

never

[last junco]

so i have 235 white holes now

[cobalt valley]

gg

[last junco]

yep

im reaching ee308

on ante -3

antimatter deck too op

[cobalt valley]

💀

[last junco]

better luck next time game

[cobalt valley]

echo cards are too broken lmfao

[last junco]

you havent seen astral

[desert thunder]

yay i got infinity with omega numbers

[last junco]

^1.1 mult

[last junco]

how high is it

[desert thunder]

ee308

[last junco]

easy

[desert thunder]

yeah but im going to the next level

[gray elm]

that's bignum not omeganum

[last junco]

give me a few mins

and ill be there

i just need to use up my 200 white holes

[desert thunder]

this is the best mod of all time

[cobalt valley]

baseball card is also getting retriggered 5 billion times

[cobalt valley]

real

[teal plover]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1262697083438235729 now you can follow along with my... torture of this game, shall we say.

[cobalt valley]

3.1e66

gg

[last junco]

do you think flush five level 7e+24 is enough

[cobalt valley]

no

[last junco]

what do you think is enough

currently level e+31

[cobalt valley]

i love getting paid for consumable use

[cobalt valley]

e99999

[last junco]

ok i dont have that many white holes

i only get 235 per round

[junior river]

canvas moment

[cobalt valley]

kek

[teal plover]

ee308

[cobalt valley]

i'm literally gonna put on the speed mod because i can't be bothered to wait lmfao

[teal plover]

try enabling talisman's disable animations feature and use Nopeus

[last junco]

haha

beat the game

in 2 hours

from downloading the mod

[cobalt valley]

that is a slightly better speed mod thank you

[junior river]

you could prob get infinity with a few jokers

[last junco]

ok but why jokers

[cobalt valley]

real

[teal plover]

put the gamespeed on 999 with this mod and it will make the game run as fast as it possibly can; the only thing really limiting it will be FPS

[last junco]

if you can just get a milion white holes

[cobalt valley]

lol yeah

[junior river]

no jokers i mean

universum and lotsa blackholes

[teal plover]

now, try using the OmegaNum version of talisman.

[last junco]

huh

theres an eee308 version

[cobalt valley]

if only

[last junco]

oh no

[gray elm]

in settings

[teal plover]

eee308? no. much greater than that.

[junior river]

round 1 naneinf

[cobalt valley]

what i never saw that

[teal plover]

e10##1000

[cobalt valley]

am i big stupid

[last junco]

oh shit

thats actally hard

[cobalt valley]

gg

[gray elm]

settings to talisman

[cobalt valley]

no longer about beating ante it is about breaking the number engine

[junior river]

protip: you cannot force misprint to give values equal to zero or lower

[last junco]

the increase limit setting?

lemme turn that on

[cobalt valley]

it was already on for me lol

[teal plover]

e10##1000 is stupidly massive. try and imagine two tens with a thousand ^s inbetween them. it is going to be literally impossible for you to reach that number

[last junco]

hell yeah

something for me

btw is there a mod for 1.0.0 that increases game speed

[junior river]

you underestimate cryptid....

[last junco]

i kinda wanna use my white holes faster

[teal plover]

you overestimate cryptid

[cobalt valley]

nuhuh!!!

[junior river]

loading up a run with 100 exponentia, 100 canvases, double scale and 100 of every Xmult joker

(i wont get even close=

[teal plover]

no, seriously, you cannot reach e10##1000. it is just too big.

[gray elm]

expantanum when