#Cryptid - An unbalanced Balatro mod (1) [Old]
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Seems cool
Imo the drums feel a bit slow for breakcore and the chords are too loud compared to the melody
Its not really breakcore
but going well
But i kinda like the chillcore thingy
Idk what its called
Ut just really chill amen breaks
yeah it goes hard as it is
at this point should probably make the flames cover the entire screen 
Also there is no melody yet
Like the naneinf flames?
no, that's just breaking the shader
i'm talking like engulfing the entire screen in flames
oh is new talisman out?
Yeah, in alpha but pretty stable
Probably going to bump it to beta because I was able to finish a run with it on the big modpack
ngl a synthwave theme for breaking ee308 would go hard
Hmm, how much greater than the goal would make sense for the flames to start showing up on the bottom of the screen?
they start showing up in real life
computer goes into flames ones you hit 10{2000}10
ngl now I kinda want to make a balatro remix for Cryptid (I also have music experience)
did i seriously start a trend
Can a computer survive an explosion from a 1.5 inch artillery shell? We built a fully functional PC and exploded an artillery shell firework from within its case. This was the first explosion -- many more followed. The the article at buildegg.com
Adding systems like the one mentioned here to Balatro just so we can shove bigger more brain-breaking numbers into it.
A guide to very very big numbers. This video covers googol, tetration, hyperoperations, Graham's number and TREE(3). Enjoy!
Unfortunately I have no skills in FL Studio and there already is retro music for Code cards made so my Patatracker skills can't be used
😭
Implement lambda calculus in Balatro
Yup
In this Big Number Journey, we go up to some astronomically large numbers, including SSCG(3), SCG(13), and BIGFOOT!
These numbers are incomprehensibly large, even reaching heights that are significantly greater than Graham's Number and TREE(3).
SSCG(3) and SCG(13) are created by a mathematical game that involves creating the biggest sequence ...
Can i delete calculus from existence
rn I'm just casually manually imputting the entire balatro soundtrack into soundtrap
it's just on piano which might work honestly
Videos rendering. Somehow got the 3.5hr run into 55 mins ish
Does anyone have a clean version of canvas perchance? Will need it for a thumbnail.
Or maybe I can pull it from the assets folder
@clear hare i managed to hard-crash the game with white hole using my joker, mission accomplished 
ty ty
yw
shoutouts to the anti aliasing on canvas
I had another silly idea. Y'know how a couple mods have done takes on reverse Tarot Cards? What if we had reverse versions of the other consumable types?
What if the collection page was a consumable you could just get
^the worlds worst idea
Like you can get the tarots page as a consumable
the world's best idea
It gives the effect of every tarot
The jokers joker goes hard
Though honestly that is uhhhh too cracked for this mod
Good for jenwalter
just thought of a funny jonkler name
what is it
I wanna see the jen encyclopedia full release (real)
I have no mouth and i must joke
lmao
We getting tortured forever with this one
There Is No Game levels of meta tomfoolery: Using the game's features in places they shouldn't be.
imagine it just softlocks you
there are 300 million miles of jokers throughout my database… if on every single card the word hare was written on every pixel… it still would not be able to come NEAR THE AMOUNT OF HATE THAT I FEEL TOWARDS JIMBOS… haaate.. HAAATTEE…
i don’t know if that’s the exact rant but i tried
i was bored
Crowbar consumable that lets you take apart the UI.
m
m
help why is this a good idea
m
and theres stuff hidden behind there
a 20 dollar bill
and each part can have a different tool
ooo
im surprised nobody has made a consumeable based on popular jokes
Meta Tools, the fourth Cryptid consumable category.
chicken: WHY DAMMIT? WHY DID YOU DO IT??
what would the m voucher do?
m
real
every 13th joker bought makes a negative jolly joker
m (voucher): m (boosts jolly joker spawn rate by 13x (it can appear multiple times if not already) (bypasses DoE)
Possibly also makes M Jokers easier to come by, or would that be more of a Tier 2 effect?
no it just boosts jolly joker spawnrates for all 3 tiers
has anyone noticed this chain of ms on the suggestion sheet
m
n
we need at least 1
tredecim when
thoughts on the voucher effects
What if the exotic M was the inverse
like
create a M card every time you sell a Jolly Joker
or something like that
i like that
instead of "M creates Jolly Joker"
TredeciM
nuh uh
can’t wait for incrementum to be added
so i can use omeganum + white hole universum + incrementum
see how high the score can go
Lowkey I feel like a card that lets you spawn a specific joker similar to like the Magpie from Inscryption would be cool
thats in the suggestion sheet
I may or may not have done that as soon as I set that sheet up
anybody know why jimbo has infested my consumables?
probably a fallback consumable
This would be a devilish challenge or stake idea
smh
I still don't know what the joke with m is
m
m
(Most would be disabled and/or get no stacks as they only get context.joker_main as a context)
m
i can only assume it is very funny
does perkeo count
probably
m
there's not really a joke to it, i just liked saying m and so did everyone else apparently
based honestly
the jolly joker thing came from @brave ibex asking me what my least favorite common joker was
What's your favorite common joker?
j
lemme check
statistically i think mine is fortune teller
w joker when
Strange Matter Deck
idk
credit card
1 hand, 1 discard (0 discard starting from blue stake), X2 blind size, -1 consumable slot, -1 joker slot, voucher banned
pretty much unplayable
Should have one named 1000 but the art is a blocky M because it's actually the roman numeral
Pretty easy if you ask me /j
also your cards can't change enhancements of any kind
or suits
hey math what's the 12th letter in the latin alphabet
L
ah^2
no J?
J was added later
No car horns either
the changes from latin to modern alphabet are splitting I into I and J, splitting V into U and V, and adding W
m
Correct, you win ^^-1 Chips
tried making a music track for Cryptid
Looks like Spoofy didn't see this LOL
chord progession inspired by We're Finally Landing
intresting
LOL I'm made a crahs so big it's causing the crash handler to lag
has cryptid done that before?
so now that all the code card art is done, whats everyones favorite
exploit is hilarious
also i just now noticed how many times cryptid is featured lol
obelisk in ://DELETE too lol
i was tempted to put jolly joker in but i'd get banned instantly
I don't know how many times this has been brought up
This just isn't possible
Only going off of decks that are currently implemented here are the notable things:
Only 2 Joker slots, except the leftmost Joker is destroyed at the start of round {Painted Deck, Wormhole Deck, Conveyor Deck}
1 Hand, 1 Discard {Very Fair Deck, Black Deck}
No moving Jokers {Conveyor Deck}
Delete
;// carries m energy
Ctrl V: dups Cryptid
Delete: destroys Immolate
lmao
👀
oh yeah idk if i mentioned this before but if you use ctrl v in a pack interface you can YOINK a selection to your held area
good for observatory
yes
The initial idea of CTRL V was that you can dupe any card so I'm not sure why this would need to be restricted to consumables and playing cards unless it's for ://FUNCTION balance reasons
Yoink whatever (except Vouchers as the yoink logic would be really weird)
I can't wait to make the ://CRASH effects though.
because yoinking jokers would be OP
thats the only reason
plus that's Ankh's thing
ya feel me?
I got bored and added like 30 more seconds to this
had a jonkler idea
Impact Hammer
Multiplies applicable values of the Joker to its right by 1.1x per Joker previously triggered this hand.
probably uncommon because its like blueprin't
or rare?
not sure
If the multiplication is permanent, exotic
not permanent
probably rare
maybe buff to 1.2x if rare then
when triggered it says BONK
and it's blueprint compatible
How's this look for the blessing?
I'd just shorten it to Blessing
no "the"on tarot art
It looks weird without a space between the two and you can't fit a space
this should be the font #1224362333208444989 message
oh wait it was just weirdly spaced
The eclipse has the
How's this?
What does it do?
yea, I noticed that too already fixed. Here's the file too
Why 320 cbr over v0 vbr, smaller file and the quality is the same
And if you have the lossless file using ogg for transparency and file size is still much better
ngl surprised there isn't an mmm joker 
too bad there's too much m jokers
I had a funny concept
m&m 
x1 mult, double Xmult when a jolly joker is sold
Resets when any other joker is sold
molly moker
sometimes opening the deck ui crashes the game after using hammerspace on my end
no crash screen tho. feels like a stack overflow
you can find logs before crash in mods/lovely/logs
tho iirc when that happens there's rarely anything helpful
Maybe lovely patch that fixes CCD isn't applied because of some other mod
https://github.com/MathIsFun0/Cryptid/blob/5b5377692d4bb5a82b47caece95f05c59ec01a3e/Cryptid.lua#L487
idts, the only other thing in there that's actually running is six suits
im kinda confused
how did it happen that you have latest cryptid version without the correct cryptid.lua file
on line 464 there's no number comparison
and can_use_consumable function is like 20 lines lower without any comparison
i'm pretty sure it's not the main file
else it wouldn't be showing the full path
weird
getting this crash into the cashout screen before ante 9
probably unrelated, but i also took a bundle tag on the skip before and the individual tags didn't trigger
turns out remixing the balatro theme is really annoying
mostly because the balatro theme is reeeeeeeally long
and mallet arpeggios are annoying to program in
i have a question. Is it possible to make every blind The Clock. Asking for a friend
there's a challenge where every boss blind is the clock or ||lavender loop||
interesting 
Every blind?
IIRC the clock is just always 0 if encountered outside of where a boss blind should be
yeah I think the way it works is hardcoded for boss blind spot
I can try something though ;)
Yeah it shouldn’t be hard to just loop through all the blind locations
vid is up if anyone interested #🎥・videos-and-streams
yes every blind. i think itd be fun]
WAR: Balatro Edition
what a madman, you managed to short it down to 52 mins
literally edited it all day yesterday lolol
is roffle still playing this, some people told me that he was planning to today
hes doing the other decks
tell him to back up his save files
m
omw to type m in the comments
bet

colorshift art
$M stock is down 10% today :(
when roffle streams the stock is gonna be up atleast 60% trust
can you fix this
🔎
seems like the joker text has a white outline, and the art just drew under it
Could maybe make the art a bit skinnier
where can I acquire this god tier mod? or is it just a glimpse into the next update of cryptid?
Jen’s Almanac, not yet released
roffle iss treaming?
it says starting soon
so yeah should be every soon
might be sorting out mod issues
like murph
maybe it just wont happen today
which would be sad
what?
roffle cryptid stream
hwo do i get steamodded 1.0.0
is it still happening, or is this what usually happens when roffle streams
idk I haven’t watched any roffle streams
hes really good at the game so his runs will definitely be crazier than mine
i predict hes gonna run a full M build somehow
i can feel in my bones hes gonna start at 6:48pm
its inside my bones
His twitch is just twitch.tv/roffle right
ye
Anyone know what Error jocker do?
||Wait a random number of rounds (1-10). Then, when sold, duplicates all non-Error Jokers||
i’d watch the roffle stream but i’m in a car going through rural pennsylvania :(
There should be an M deck that gives you 2 copies of jolly
welcome to suffering i hope you like it here 👍
ping me when he starts streaming plz
he should start with very fair deck then

or rental deck
Is there a way for holographic not to appear twice
yeah that's normal
I can just check if it’s holographic before adding the tooltip
probably possible with a lovely patch nvm I forgot that loc vars has card as an arg
how it feels to chew five gum
senses your stimulate
the stream seems to be cancelled, the twitch page is showing that next stream is wednesday
sorry
😔
i mean we dont know for sure
but its very likely
the ultimate cope: this means that the stream is just about the start, its just taking a bit
ill keep hoping until its tuesday
i trust in the roffle gods
never mind
@oak herald
we're so back
yippie
m
m
m
mryptid
oh nice hes doing DoE
m
Oh cool
got this sorting to work with glitched cards
can you make it so glitched playing cards randomise lucky card values
it randomizes edition values, they'd just have to be applied along with the edition like in standard packs or (theoretically) spectrals
but not enhancements? :(
last i checked it didn't work on the lucky card values
maybe it's because lucky was applied after glitched?
but then i also duplicated that card, and that recalculates the glitched values for the copy
damn why does there have to be a stream right when i need to get ready to go to work
which then also didn't randomise the lucky values
bug hunting
more like computer exploding
Torturing modded balatro in hunt of a few bugs
wait wtf would this do with canvas-
on misprint deck too?
now this is stock trading
lmao
actually i just remembered this discussion yesterday
basically tool cards that physically remove elements of the ui
how
idk
https://github.com/Steamopollys/Steamodded/pull/187 just wanted to post this here rq before merging since it might be of interest for misprint effects
it should allow simply modifying card.ability instead of card.config.center
does this do what i think it does
it doesnt do 10 unless you are on antimatter
yes but u can only select 5
yes
cursed death without the curse
or infinite
that literally cant appear on infinite
glitched:
but editions cant appear on consumables outside of doe
From standard pack ye
yeah just combine that with hammerspace
man
ok I'm changing gateway to create 1000 exotic jokers for this bug test
i didn't think campfire could get worse
god i love misprint deck
this is my favourite thing
yeah they all work

why are ppl crashing on it then 
what's the crash
that the pool is nil or something
it was on roffle's stream and I've also seen it a few times here
7 curses, sounds ez
Another Epic Tag bug that you might've fixed? I ran it on a new profile so the crash might be because no epics were discovered. Same might go for why Gateway crashed.
oh is it discovery?
wow it is
I probably have to set unlocked = true for all of them
then maybe that part is a steamodded issue?
actually I think I know why
I don't reset the rarity pools when they're reloaded
ok now I'll fix it next patch
i'm still not sure why it was happening only for exotics tho with roffle
Maybe I messed something up when making things undiscovered
it won't let me use it 😭
Wait would the negative standard pack have made negative playing cards? :D
the m guy is eating good today
watching roffle play i just realized everyone was saying "1 hand size" during my run.
didnt realize hammerspace was -1 and i did so many of them lol
Effarcire nullified the downside.
yea but it was when i was considering getting rid of the +97 juggler
I tested and you don't lose if you hit 0 with effarcire actually
so yeah
but juggler would've been bad before effarcire
it would be funny to just see the flames double in height at every e
not size, just height
Roffle on pace for canvasless white holeless ee308
hola, who can help with installing the mod?
have you installed lovely and steamodded yet
i just had a great idea
he just got canvas LUL
steamodded yes, lovely unsure
You install it the same way as other mods
i gotta get to ante -39 tonight
The true ending
Negative antes are the same as ante 0 i think
i've gotten to ante -210...
No naninf issues there lol
the problem is I haven't installed mods before . _.
Canvas Redeo?
challenge accepted
Oh uh you need lovely first with this mod
my game crashed before i've got to ante -200
Just wait until you've seen what mjiojio has done in the past

is?
next round button while having perkeo and ouija spectral on misprint deck is hard crashing my game
perkeo and this mod are not friends
sold perkeo and it worked fine :v
it wouldnt let me make 800 temperances
i'm so sad that i rolled perkeo in the mod where it crashes
why cant i roll perkeo ever
except now
roffle is in -1000+ ante lol
follow the instructions there
Nothing much
Ppl have hit the billions
-billion antes? 
Trying to find the screenshot
sheeeeesh
Here it is
Just a matter of how much money you can get
scary, i didn't like Word with trojans
Money (Get to around $1e15 or however high you wish to go, Fastest way is Double Scale Compoud Interest, I think Canvas can also retrigger the scaling)
Redeo (Canvas directly to the right and non-common jokers to the right of Canvas)
Wraith (Sell Double Scale before using it)
what joker is that. did i have it?
I already had some kind of hacktool . _.
Oh and double scale
No
It looks like a clock going backwards
scarry
just learned misprint deck tech
selling or buying astronomer resets all prices on screen to the regular values
That’s getting patched 😈
i'm having some trouble getting the mod to load- what should my Mods folder look like?
leave it for me 🙂
I don’t use windows so someone else is gonna have to guide you through this
Math why'd you say rental deck we should have Roffle see the Very Fair Voucher Quips
it somehow got back to its normal value
yknow outside the sell value
Funny deck image
Rental is even harder 👿
just click the drop down arrow and select allow, then press the start actions or whatever button.
I want to see murph try VFD tho
And thanks for that at least
I delete it and it appears again
huh
idk, I have windows defender permanently disabled so I can't help much more either
you can disable it temporarily by going into the windows defender settings and disabling realtime protection
although it will only be off for 24 hours that way
maybe make rental deck start with credit card lol
this is a certified Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 moment
or start with loan shark
i don't think it's winnable on ascendant atm
could anybody give me advice as to why my mods aren't showing up in balatro?
do you have the version.dll file in your balatro directory
Yes i do
check again, sometimes it goes poof
do you have 1.0 version of steammodded installed?
Oh you know what i think i might have .9.8
that would be the issue likely
is the installation of 1.0 the same process?
actually i have some words
i'm boutta be rich
i then proceeded to instantly reroll after taking the picture
completely forgetting I actually wanted it and wasn't just taking the picture for novelty.
this has happened several times now
@clear hare btw thought of something, since I'm pretty sure misprint and glitched can stack does that mean I can get a x100 joker?
Ye
Imagine a x100 iterum
We should make a joker to increase the odds
Of these two things
There was this from a while ago
Asteroid {Uncommon}:
Glitched Cards and Jokers are more likely to have higher values
MathIsFun how do you handle spacing between cards in booster packs? 😅
I think that’s a mod incompat
@ math add it
Also oops ping
Cryptid compresses those
No no it's a genuine question
okay i know i sound like an idiot but i am very much doing something wrong here lol
Oh lmao 💀
Yea I want to achieve the same thing
Old message containing the new edition enhancers (Similar to Stardust/The Void etc.)
Also we gotta move away from m jokers and start having polls back math
I stopped with the polls since theres a bunch of stuff already planned
Once most of the stuff planned is added i'll run another poll
Btw is the sell price of jokers when misprinted also fixed? I remember Murphy’s gameplay he bought Supercell for 40 dollar yet the sell price was 8 (nowhere close to half, which is how the game handles the sell price).
the guide is telling me to copy a folder "steamodded-1.x.x" but i only have steamodded-main Helb
just put the steammodded-main folder (not zip folder) into your mods folder
thats it really
Probably an issue with misprint deck
8 dollars is half of the original price
But yeah that’s weord
Weird
It’s super odd since the sell price is calced at half of the current card’s cost (not the config cost) so maybe the misprinting is happening after this?
open the zip or file you downloaded and extract the Steammodded 1.0.0 folder to the mods folder from inside that zip file.
Maybe so
Alright that step is done and now im getting this
hes broken the poly deck
He got Stardust lmao
Lots of things still needed from last poll and then code cards
Wait why are the stone cards not poly lol
Yeah I plan to merge those
at this point delete everything from the mods folder, and get rid of the version.dll from the main game folder, and then reinstall it all while making sure you closely read the guides provided to you
fair enough
Must be an issue with marble specifically
since this is caused mainly by installing something wrong somewhere
Bosses too when it’s more stable
okay now i know exactly what i did wrong
Yeah marble probably gets past the check
Take ownership 
I also have these from a while ago (Dagger Challenge & New Ascendant Stake)
I want Roffle to see Lavender Loop 
I think very fair is harder tbh
at least you can cheese rental with coupon tag
and free joker skips
Rental is harder low stakes, Very Fair is harder high stakes
doing stakes on those decks is kinda silly
Hold R simulator
Modding Nubile Makes Terrible Mistake, Flounders Hopelessly Asking For Help (me)
wæ̃̂ːː
I think I'll probably do another github release tonight
@upper veldt Hold on, I thought I saw you say that you hated this mod?
i hate most of it
but it's cool enough to let you turn off the things you don't like
i didn't know it swung that way
it's so customizable you can make it balanced if you want
like I won't be surprised when I add code cards if ppl install it just for that
(since those ideas are relatively balanced)
||I should make a Tablet placeholder considering it's taking me 20 years to do the art for them||
antimatter with more edition decks is wild
^1.1 isn't a lot tbh
i wanna see a glitched code card
glitched ://MULTIPLY gives 20x values on a joker
Doe effect is still better
cryptid pilled 😭
Tbh exponential value is like the xmult one. It falls off if the base value is low
what.
Double m react it: #🎥・videos-and-streams message
20^1.1 is like 26
do all the antimatter abilities have to be hardcoded
pretty much
Yeah they’re not auto detected (yet…)
Technically upsides are subjective to some degree
-1 joker slot is a good thing
the voucher messages in very fair deck are good too
what deck should i play tonight?
have you played very fair deck yet?
suit deck imo
any enhancement deck if you want to have fun but not misprint deck level of modded-ness
fair deck if you don't want to have fun
suit decks are pretty powerfull
i think math is making another release today but idk how long that will be
yeah but they don't feel as modded as misprint or ccd
or you could just do lucky deck
and find cta
probably after I get your blinds all working, so not in time for stream
oh and fix the rarity bug
that caused roffle to crash
also this buff was probably uncalled for
that gave me 19 points
yeah a lot of that code is a mess 💀
sorry about that
well I fixed serpent quickly
then it's just the one that yeets pairs and final boss bow
The Fire:
just mult felt kinda weak
doesn't account for boss effects
believe me it's not
no not that fire
maybe move it to ante 6
the blind called the fire
idk
(i will always refernce cruel blinds)
oh wait i think i forgot about that one
@brave ibex apparently there's something hardcoded but never removed for the "no hand containing [hand]" behavior in game code
watching the murphy stream but can’t chat because i don’t have my twitch account on my phone and don’t remember the password
just imagine i say m every time other people are saying m
m
m
yep (i forgot) 💀
oh yeah
actually I could just speedrun the update and not add pink bow at the moment
i guess they were left over after those effects were changed
holy shit twitch knows
this is insane folks
also the benefit is this
that's horrible
this was in vanilla before btw
oh dear
imagine no hands containing high card
high card is the only hand containg high card, but i like your thinking 😈
round 1 sob with optimal play lmao
can someone put an m in murphy's stream for me
i'm on mobile data so i shouldn't watch
I did
crazy
anyone know how i fix this big wall of text?
@chrome comet gtg, will have it ready tomorrow
Update lovely
where do i find the link to that? sorry
That's been a recent issue, lovely is safe
happens after the new windows update
I disabled the Google virus detector to get it temporarily
if it fails at download, make sure you're not using a chromium based browser
then i just put the version.dll in the mods folder?
thats my mods folder rn and still getting the error sorry if this is something yall have dealt with a ton of times im newer to modding things
Yeah
ok i got it to launch finally but its not loading the mods
am i suppose to launch it a different way then just through the steam play button?
do you have steamodded 1.0 installed? you might be using the 0.9.8 version
where do i find 1.0 i only see 0.9.8 on github?
you have to download it directly from the source code
you go to the main steamodded page and click the green code button
that’ll give you the source code
just download zip?
m jimball win
yep
m
still just launching the base game
take a screenshot of your mods directory rq
yeah msst likely something is in the wrong place
what’s in the lovely folder?
Enjoying the chaos of this mod
m
okay
try renaming the steamodded folder, removing the -main, and see if that works
i’m not sure if it will but that’s my only idea
yeah there all just in the mod folder
yeah he just got it
Does a console window open when you launch balatro?
it should
no its not
can you show the folder where the balaro exe is?
Lovely's not properly installed then
You need to put the version.dll file for it in that folder
If it's disappearing chekc your abti-virus
i think that was it
taking a moment but looks like its working
at least its getting farther then before
got to there then stopped
should i close and try launching again?
or just be patient
got to the same spot with the same black screen for balatro
ignore the activate windows 🙂
What are all the mods you have installed?
shouldn’t it say what mods you have installed??? i think you might have some incorrect installation of talisman and cryptid
check if you have nested folders ( mods > cryptid > cryptid
nested folders usually happen when you take code directly from the source code on github
rather than downloading a release
we in boys we did it!
took everything out of cryptid and talisman folder and put them directly in the mods folder and deleted the cryptid-main folder and talisman-main folder
Only once they are loaded
left steammodded and lovely alone
yeah nested folders are weird
because you unzip the zip file and it puts it in a named folder
thank you everyone who helped me!
yeah np, getting started with steamodded 1.0 can be tricky
dang now its crashing everytime i press play
ok i know the issue this time
go to your balatro APPDATA folder (where mods is) go to either 1x or 2x (i forget which) and delete save.jkr, this deletes your current run so you don’t get the continue screen when you press play
Wait Can you send the crash first
cuz that’s what crashes it, with the different score displays balatro just doesn’t know what to do with the old number
Okay thanks
I only need the top bit
did that it still crashes when i try to start a new run
really
i’m not sure then
maybe ask somebody more qualified than me? #⚙・modding-general might be able to help you
some jokers are ERROR'd out
also some assets are misaligned
im lookin at the collection rn
maybe this can help? idk
picking random number on sheet to do art for and it seems like its caeruleum
yeah idk i want to give up but im so close lmao
game crashed when i tried to view gateway 🤔
caeruleum joker already exists what
when the game boots up it says "injecting: nil" sometimes
crashed when i tried to view blinds in collection i think its something with the blinds that is crashing
everything else is viewable besides bllinds
maybe i installed in the wrong order
trying iwth the cryptis blinds disabled
nope
okay im trouble shooting i got this
making progress with a few things diabled i can play
try disabling planets from the settings menu for cryptid
hmm alright
i wanna try to play with the whole mod tho
lemme see if i can get it working
sorry planets and blinds
yeah i dont think im able to get this workin
lemme know if ya ever get the whole mod workin tho
i had it working for a little lol
we need a minos prime related joker
judgement joker 🤔
so he can say ‘JUDGEMENT’ any time judgement comes up on screen
gains x1.5 xmult whenever judgement is used
wee fib got a glow up
weeb
so got it to finally wokr with planets more stakes challenges and blinds disabled

please dont actually make that its name

math please make that its name
just put it as th name in the code so it shows up like that in crash reports (is that how it works? i think that’s how it works but idk)
Cane up with this stupid deck idea on the stream
Caretaker Deck - +10 hands, every round delete a random ui element (not the play hand, cash out, next round, or select blind buttons)
Everything goes as long as you dont get randomly softlocked
what would the art look like
maybe like abaandonwd deck but like with a chunk of it missing
Everywhere at the end of time reference probably
well yeah of course
No m code card this is an outrage
i’m talking about like the DECK, not the card
This thing
yeah
i know that the caretaker album cover things aren’t supposed to ‘be’ anything, but this has always looked like a towel to me
It could also be funny if it could delete stuff like the 3rd joker slot
just folded very, very weirdly
I thought it looked like a warped book
So your 3rd joker just doesnt exist
i can see that
Which symbolically makes sense
adding figurine to the towel description makes much more sense actually
But not like a kitchen towel
More like a blue paper towel
So what are the things that caretaker deck can delete?
Obv the reroll button
Also skip blind buttons for both small and big blinds
The background
The shop sign
LOL
the voucher slot
The 1st or 2nd booster pack slot
‘what’s a voucher again dear?’
i think if the caretaker album covers were made with ai it would make the effect better
And then random joker slots where the #th joker doesnt exist
because if you look at a lot of ai images
stuff in the background never looks like anything
especially in newer ai images with the amount of ai ‘inbreeding’ that’s happening
Could also have a random slot of cards in hand
oooh yeah like ghost cards
You can only play them by rearranging them
where a joker would try to destroy a card and not actually succeed
And that still makes another card vanish
The discard button
Also the discard counter that does the same thing
this deck sounds like a beast to code but such a cool concept
The rank/suit sorters
Its so funny lol
Time to add it to the ever growing recent suggestion box
infinity bodied me wth lol
When the hell are we gonna go through the recent suggestion box
That thing is overflowing
oh dear
i'll look through it in a few min
there's also a surprise in ante 8 (I won't spoil anything)
full skip challenge 2
idk why everyone is putting suggestion in there though since that's not what it was meant for
1.1^ Blind Size every second spent this run.
||it's a surprise for Murph, not y'all - it's just going to be all lavender loop||
I mean it was a place to put suggestions in where they would then be sorted into the main sheet and the actual suggestion box (purgatory)
next release soon? 👀
alright lets look through all of this 😭
bruh
lol it scales after you defeat it (and not even taking into account the scaling from the round)
anyway they say 0 now
I think that's probably better
since your techinally still on the same ante
no reason for it to reset
it looked weirder though since it didn't account for the scaling mid-round
also @remote locust this changes a lot about how I handle blinds being defeated so good luck with bonus blinds compat
uuuuuh, like what?
what I did for big blinds I also have to do for small blinds
and ante 8 not counting as a win
# Ruby Stake - big blind doesn't increase ante
[[patches]]
[patches.pattern]
target = "functions/state_events.lua"
pattern = "if G.GAME.blind:get_type() == 'Boss' then"
position = "at"
payload = "if G.GAME.blind_on_deck == 'Boss' then"
match_indent = true
# Ruby Stake - smaller showdown blinds don't win
[[patches]]
[patches.pattern]
target = "functions/state_events.lua"
pattern = "if G.GAME.round_resets.ante == G.GAME.win_ante and G.GAME.blind:get_type() == 'Boss' then"
position = "at"
payload = "if G.GAME.round_resets.ante == G.GAME.win_ante and G.GAME.blind_on_deck == 'Boss' then"
match_indent = true
# Rush Hour - mark small blind as defeated
[[patches]]
[patches.pattern]
target = "functions/state_events.lua"
pattern = "if G.GAME.round_resets.blind == G.P_BLINDS.bl_small then"
position = "at"
payload = "if G.GAME.blind_on_deck == 'Small' then"
match_indent = true
# Ruby Stake - mark big blind as defeated
[[patches]]
[patches.pattern]
target = "functions/state_events.lua"
pattern = "elseif G.GAME.round_resets.blind == G.P_BLINDS.bl_big then"
position = "at"
payload = "elseif G.GAME.blind_on_deck == 'Big' then"
match_indent = true
here's everything
that should be okay
i change G.GAME.blind_on_deck to "Bonus" for all bonus blinds
perfect
although you can't Luchador bonus blinds because of that
should probs fix that soon
i just do this lol
for cryptid that is funnier
it probably doesn't work on vanilla either
well "vanilla"
although misprint deck and glitched edition have 0 effect on bonus blinds (i'm probably not gonna fix that)
i mean that's fine
doesn't rly make much sense with bonus blind system
anyway I think "Rush Hour EX" now works
should I make this part of the current rush hour or make stronger versions like in the suggestion box
I think make it a stronger version
i think the ones in main sheet had hit the road
mostly for theming tho
I know Murph wanted to try something like this so I might just do that for the last one
"Play Big Blind with -20 Hand Size"
How difficult would these two be to make since we're kinda on the topic of rush hour
beatable tbh
I'll probably just call them I, II, and III
I is the original, II is with all blinds and can't be skipped, III is scales twice as fast, hit the road and more jacks
this way we have progression and II is exactly what Murphy wanted
Rush Hour IV ||all blinds are Lavender Loop, no skipping, all jokers are htr, all playing cards are jacks||
Just trying out the mod
Cursed "Concept By:" value
seems like it crashes on trying to load planets when entering the shop?
got the same crash several times in a row now
Rush Hour V ||seconds are counted an additional time for every counting of a second previously counted. all blinds are Lavender Loop, no skipping. all jokers are htr, all playing cards are jacks. + 1 Hand Size||
try starting a completely new run
try restarting the game
yeah, started a few new runs just on red deck. same issue
there's an issue with pool errors on first load
when trying to make an epic joker I think
oh wait you already did
yeah then idk
Rush Hour VI ||blind size does not reset, purple stake scaling, all blinds are Lavender Loop, no skipping, all jokers are htr, all playing cards are jacks, +2 hand size||
maybe an outdated version of steamodded or cryptid idk
pretty sure that's easier
Rush Hour EX ||conditions of Rush Hour I-VI combined, but you must simultaneously drive in rush hour traffic||
You have to play balatro and crossy road at the same time
Rush Hour VII ||All Blinds are Lavender Loop, Lavender Loop scales throughout the entire run, All playing cards are Jacks, Select any number of cards, +44 Hand Size, Start with 5 Eternal Hit The Roads and 5 Eternal Speculos. All other Jokers are Hit The Road||
Rush Hour EX II ||Rush Hour EX + The Clock and Lavender Loop counts all seconds as having passed this ante/round.||
