#The Balatro Community Plays A Game Of Balatro
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I like it
llo
pog
YNOTTONY
Sure, I guess : )
BALATRO
This would be better if there were more people
yeah that what i think
Let's just do this for now
ok we start with blue deck!
i can advertise this in the next daily discussion
do we skip the small blind or play it?
✅ skip
❌ play
a little confusing that X is play and check is skip lol
true
enemui is the tiebreaker
ooh
WE WILL PLAY THE BLIND
can I join
Yes
sure
neat
Kinda weird you're typing while offline lol
I am always offline
current hand we are dealt.
play straight
❌ discard
just easier
Discard
discard
hmmm, it doesn't one shot, but our odds of hitting the one shot with low cards is lower
both would one-shot if we got lucky enough
heart flush won't one shot
which cards to discard?
(1 means first from left)
4 5 6 7 8
45678
go big or go home
Agree
34567
4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th
this is not an array, we count from 1
the symbols section has them all together so you don't have to search each one
I think it's unanimous
wait should we all have the seed up on our own devices to make it easier
last 5?
or rely on screenshots
👍
yeah
Easy straight
ill just play the Q-8
q high straight
to save time
baller
q high straight
yep we hit \o/
shop
NICEE
holo!
holoholoholo
nah, only 10
I thought this was blue?
Oh yeah
we're on blue, we have an extra $
7+6 = 11?
7 + 4 hands remaining
then holo and arcana
yeah
i kind of think we want to keep money for income so we're not constantly low from buying standards
what do we buy here?
1️⃣ holo
2️⃣ uranus
3️⃣ hone
4️⃣ standard
5️⃣ arcana
oh true
arcana hermit clutch?
hermit can't help much
(we have $11)
Yeah, i guess
we can win next blind without much trouble
esp w 5 hands
(In two hands)
so a temporarily dead joker is ok
HOLO BOUGHT
skip or continue?
Continue of course
❌ for skip, ✅ for continue
that's confusing
If it was holo I may reconsider
Yes
it is holo
ah
yeah the tag is holo
lol
we can afford right
Nah, I'd play still
play
with 4 + 5 + whatever
WE WILL PLAY BIG BLIND
I thought that was foil lol
big blind time
what to discard?
45678
yeah that'll be 324
ok
i was thinking maybe the non-clubs?
but too late
I'll pray
lol
we risky in here
watch us draw a flush anyway
straight or go for full house
🏠 full house
🔢 straight
str8
Hey, @bright osprey , you know Window Key+Shift+S triggers screen capture right?
get the guaranteed
it should be easier
yes
i did that
we don't have a full house lol
wait it does
Oh,ok then
ik
oh neat it does
Let's just straight
i said 'go for full house'
play AKQJT, spades and clubs
but it's a snip not a screenshot
sure
Avoid using the clubs, may have a club flush later
we discarded 2 clubs
nah we already discarded two clubs
Shit
save the diamond
Ah well
there's still 12
what do we discard
non diamonds?
We go for Ace straight?
i don't want to try and hit a king with only 3 left
I think diamond flush is more likely
odds are against us on straights
i think a 2 pair is enough to score
go for diamond flush imo
we need 126
Discard every card that aint a diamond
oh wait
those reacts are all out of order for me lmao
I think
yuh
ill save some time then
yes
1378 ez
so close
lol
alr, we win
discard the flush :)
ship it
i will share a tip
👍
ey we cash out
nah click options
No we cash
and then new run
Nah, can't discard holo right?
what to buy?
🎁 gift card
👖 some pants
🃏 standard pack
arcana
standard 100%
we have 11 moners
STANDARD
pants gonna keep us alive
standard and arcana methink
i say pants and standard so we don't die
fair
pants and standard?
sure
y
🙂
poly right
10
poly 8 lol
i think it's poly 🤔
wait that's a poly?
it's slightly off color
1️⃣
pants get
pants!
so uh. how much work are we gonna put into stacking pants
what to discard
4567
go for big 2 pair
we want 2 pair with pants
I guess
4567
full house please
ill spare us the time
we only discarded 3-6
normal two pair then
we play aces and 10s 2pair right
yep, just those 4
also for shops
next up
it's auto buy any standard packs right
i played the 7 too
10,4,2?
i think we discard the spare 9
nah full house can two shot this
but pants?
full house procs pants
yeah i want to stack more :)
we need some
pants
Yeah, to upgrade pants
remember to react
im just thinking play 2 pair instead so we maybe get a third 2 pair this round
first 2pair score 300
fr??
so thats not happening
hm
that's pretty nuts lol
ok if we just need two pair
ok im back what did i miss
pants
could you do screenshots at the end of each decision?
We have pants, bless us with your two pairs
lmao
yes
is that what we want
discard those 4
well fuck
good thing i didn't react
Ah god
2567 discard I guess
we have 1 discard left
keep jack
I say just wing it and do 1267
wait would 3oak win?
yes for sure
probably
but we need pants
full house does that good
(30+27)* (5 * 1.25)
you're forgetting pants gives 2
wait no nvm
im dumb
math moment
about 342
deck
i think we're fine even if we miss second pair
i think keeping both K and J gives us the best odds
nah just one
567?
we get 1 more hit for 1 less card, that's definitely worth
plus keeping jack gives us an outside straight chance
there is one ten in the draw. how are we hitting a straight
can happen
LUCK.
we did draw a 4oak kinda
lol
167 seems to be most popoular
we move then
pog
Or ramsey, either way
what to buy (we have 9 dollars)
Standard, emperor
standard and emperor methink
emperor first and use, update us
sure
yeah, emperor first
Not the best, but it will do
we buying standard as well
standard time
right
sure
Agree
me thinks we should take the 8
8
8
👍
we need econ
plus 6 eights
shame no hermit
where 8 ball
in the past
at pool table
true
along with cloud 9
this is a no brainer
yes
yes
we skip yes
yes
evab?
uh oh he gone
screw it ima skip
issok
what we takin
holo 2?
2 and 5 I think
(react with 1,2,3,4,5)
1, 4
what suits were the 8s we took?
spade i think
clubs and hearts
ok, i think 1 and 4 is fine
4 doesn't match a taken suit yet but the foil makes up for it
we play big blind right (skip is negative but we cant afford probably)
yes we play
and its kinda mid
of course
what if we went for the strush /j
yes
discard 3458 I think
ok so what are we discarding
discard everything but 8 and 5
12458?
Let's get rollin
Full house baby
yeah full house will def one shot
Sad no four fingers, would be flush house
no doubt about it
fair enough, econ importante para pack de standard :^)
?
woah I didn't know you spoke italian
we full housing?
we full housing
Full House= 1980s comedy series
what to buy
and it's not that great of a tv show lol
same ss
i'd like to buy a vowel
and what vowel may that be
8
ooh bull
what do we buy
paintbrush?
bull
hook
i mean are we against big blind or boss yet
I vote jumbo
boss
i like bull
I vote Swash
ok, i say paintbrush then
we skipped for standard
ah right
we lose the voucher if we don't buy it now
vote via reacts
and paintbrush op
may we do a random wheel?
i reacted
me too
me 3
jimbo means jumbo btw
aha
jumbo pack?
yes
thats the majority
that is my vote
sorry evab
what we get (we can use hanged and magician)
vote is vote for a reason, it's not always going to go anyone's way
Death Gold 8?
i like death 9 -> gold 8
🤔
i think we hold magician until we actually play a hand
Seems good to me
and sell hanged man for an interest
oh yeah sell hanged man
we just death for now?
i mean, it's not like it's always going to trigger, so I don't think it matters rn
do we full house or pants
full house
full house, econ
one shot will happen regardless
lucky poly 8?
yeah if we can agree on this
agree
nice
🙂
we got mult proc
lmfao
if we can find poly 8
standard
we have 15
oh paintbrush is still here lmao
and what's fortune teller covering
what is under the tooltip?
this aged well
¯_(ツ)_/¯
green
I guess standard and Paint Brush
just standard
just standard?
just standard
aw 😦
cmon 8s
ah well
we are swimming in 8s
COOKING
red sea???
8 please
lucky
we should've magicianed this smh
reroll?
Mouth is doable
how much is pants rn
and holo
8 you say??
yes
that TRIPLES MY FULL HOUSE
2.25
should we skip hand tag
great, now we just need BANANA
discard 5678
agree
which 8
we have an extra 5 yeah?
the gold or the normal
there's a gold and normal 8
not numbers
i think discard 12568
lemme pull up the 56th card
lololol
agree
12568?
positionz
ship it
🚢
Lets goo
yeah K5
we need the moner
alr, two pair
88KK?
nah 55KK
55KK
play 55KK9
save gold 8
Oh yeah it's gold card
we need the moner
no
I forgor
KK55Q
no?
we discarded a Q
ok
KK55Q?
yea
is that the consensus
consensus
connexus
Nexus games
sun cones
🤔
save one gold
how many discards
all
2
aw
or just one pair?
2 discards
play 88336?
ig discard 976
discard 976 yeah
note 2 pair scored 1350
I really want the mone
we have discards might as well use em
positions 156
fish for one more 8 saves two gold cards
or discard 33 and hope for straight
nah
well shit
lmao a flush
discard positions 126 then
discard 126
we going fishing
we did it
we did it chat
pog
Well, when a jack comes up
+3
That's great
money money
+6 money
"Here comes the moneeeeeeey"
WHAT THE
we play pair?
excuse me
pair yes
67
3678
cmon pants I use my luck for 2 pair, not 2 pairs
we have no discards
3678 play then
And hope enemui's curse/luck brings us a two pair
we win
neat
HACK
trio 100%
i think paintbrush
arcana first
Trio
lol four different answers
ok aracana first
all 
arcana first?
arachnid first
OK ARCANA FIRST GUYS RIGHT?
arcine first
abracadabra first
abcdefg first
abcdefg first
LMAO
LMAO
YO
BRUH
they're all mid
WTH
devil a 3
devil a 3
devil the 3
Why a two pair NOW?
yes?
devil the eggs
why the 3 specifically
lowest
just curious
if given the choice we'd rather play JJ than 33
we have an extra 3 from a standard pack yeah?
no extra 2
yup
I forgor
i think gold the 5 then
the deck
nah we have extra 5s
we keep it for money, but can use in emergency if we need to
we have a wild 5, so I think the 3
ehh
i'd rather we hold a card we might need than a card we would need less often
but that's just me
ok so what important things do we buy
I think trio
good down the line and synergizes with pants
(hack, paintbrush, trio, celestial)
I agree
it's a joker we can keep for a while
I don't think hack will be useful
we have 21 moners
I think trio+paintbrush is a must
same difference
Well, who cares
both give money
we can skip for handy?
idt we need to
rather build pants
so just trio and play next round
we doing trio right
now or later there's not really a difference
I guess we need that extra money
we doing trio
+2 interest what you sayin
it does matter because interest
banks are a scam
lol
pants on the other hand
???
we doin trio yes
yes
brrrr
only trio rn
nothing else after
yes
what is the boss this ante
Mouth
right
we go for 88822?
i think we just play 2 pair
nah we have trio
pants are holding us over
fish for not vacant lodging
88224?
how about two pair then fish for full house
fine
i say 88224, but other people can vote
sure
88224
well crud
wow another pair of 2s
I say discard 12345
discard 12345
in sync
you dastardly video game
12346?
yee
we discard in search of another 5 or 2?
how many points do we have
2520
discard 1236
oh yea the 8
what's the point req for this blind
4500
we're good
ok
still good lol
so what do we discard
136
136
136?
631
131636
3161363161363161363616
playing the 2 pair
two pair it is
pog +3
THAT DIDNT WIN
we drew another 2 pair anyway so its fine
I meant fudge
lol
FUDCK
bigger
pants
FFFFFFFFFFFOUR OF A KIND
me after thanksgiving
poly 8 :)
earth 100%
right
money?
and paintbrush
23?
hack won't die
24
close
so we buy paintbrush
earth for sure
for sure right
full house should be what we're targeting
everyone can confirm?
confirm
now earth
with pants/trio full house is always the better choice to two pair
🤔
we're going te be adding more cards to the deck, and earth takes effort
i'd be more inclined if it was a venus
do you mean uranus
no
isn't that two pair
but that'd be ok too
we do have trio tho
venus is 3oak
oh venus is 3oak
yo-uranus
so full house isnt a bad idea
and it'll stay mine
we're stacked with 8s too
yeah, it just gets harder the more standard packs we open, unless we get very lucky with 8s 5s and 2s
do we buy earth
✅ yes
❌ no
ok
we're buyin
Just got back from lunch, what's current progress?
we're not buying any packs
we cooking
ante 3 boss, mouth
we got trio
abcdefg first
we got paintbrush too
oh gof
👍
we gotta break out the 9️⃣
sorry
Flush?
now we doin 8s and 2s?
45789
NAHNAH
discard
we have 2s right?
discard 12345
ye, I knw
spam dos pair
we're discarding that ight
8 of them
good
is the consensus 12345
Hmmm.
hmm maybe
I think we save the 2
yeah that's my main thing
save the 2 for sure
I say 34578
do we compromise 34578
Nice
34578 it is
alr run it
1234 discard agree
1234 yes
hang on
to what
if we keep 3 2s are we playing full house or just keeping a spare
because this is the mouth
keeping a spare
full house maybe?
we can decide full house vs two pair once we have one or the other
cause that will beat
ok
agree with discard 1234 then
yes
what's scieh
88222?
same card in every hand
NICE
save gold
or 8822
we should be fine
🤔
math time
i think we're short
(40+16+8) * (4+18 * 1.5)
We will be in a
if it doesn't one shot
1984
we have level 2 full house
ah