The Balatro Community Plays A Game Of Balatro

[mighty acorn]

65x6

[near jacinth]

so 60x6

[lyric hinge]

George Orwell be like

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full house buffed to +25 right?

[near jacinth]

was it?

I'll do 60 just to be safe

2772

[mighty acorn]

hey spoofy what's the game say the base full house is

[near jacinth]

oh wait it'd be 20

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65 x 6

[mighty acorn]

ok

[near jacinth]

3276

we good

wait its 65

3471

even better

[mighty acorn]

(65 + 30) * ((6+18)*1.5)

[bright osprey]

we need 6400

so

[near jacinth]

two full house

[mighty acorn]

95*36=3420

[near jacinth]

with all of our discards

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(we have 1 discard)

[near jacinth]

all one of them

[mighty acorn]

sheesh

[bright osprey]

so 88222 or 8822

[near jacinth]

we gotta play full house just to see whose numbers are right

[mighty acorn]

🤔

[near jacinth]

wait hologram is way higher

it's at like 2.5 right

or 2.25

[mighty acorn]

if we play two pair we likely need two more to win

[bright osprey]

2.25

[near jacinth]

5206

[mighty acorn]

ok so two pair is much better than thought

[near jacinth]

for full house

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I say just two pair

We can actually come back from that

if we don't meet

[mighty acorn]

(20+24+4)*((2+20)*2.25)

[lyric hinge]

the baseline

[mighty acorn]

two pair is 2376

oof

[near jacinth]

so three two pairs

or two full houses

[lyric hinge]

What's the boss blind requirement?

[near jacinth]

6400

[bright osprey]

6400

[lyric hinge]

shoot

[mighty acorn]

this is a tough one lol

what's our draw pile?

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noWe have any tarots?

[near jacinth]

I say full house

[near jacinth]

we still can draw the holo 8 or the poly 5

[lyric hinge]

Let's just do full house then

[near jacinth]

plenty of chances for a full house

[lyric hinge]

FULL HOUSE LETS GOOO

[mighty acorn]

im seeing a lot of 3s and 4s

[near jacinth]

also tony your same card isn't on the sheet btw

[mighty acorn]

so yeah full house

[lyric hinge]

More chance for full house

[near jacinth]

just letting yk

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Nobody verified it yet 😦

[near jacinth]

ah

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The vid is on #🎙・server-chat

anyways, I think full house

[near jacinth]

dw I trust you this time lol

but yeah full house

[lyric hinge]

enemui will make it happen

trust

[bright osprey]

how were you this wrong

[mighty acorn]

????

[lyric hinge]

LOL

[near jacinth]

OH

THE TRIO

I FORGOT

[mighty acorn]

ohhhh trio lol

[lyric hinge]

YOUFORGOR TRIO

[bright osprey]

you forgot trio XD

[lyric hinge]

I KNEW GETTING IT=GOOD IDEA

[near jacinth]

wait lemme math

eh

[lyric hinge]

so funny haha

[mighty acorn]

11115 = 3705*3

[near jacinth]

I already know the answer

[bright osprey]

spectral?

[lyric hinge]

def

[near jacinth]

ooh yes

[lyric hinge]

cryptid lets go

[near jacinth]

spectral and trading card

[mighty acorn]

oh hello trading card

[lyric hinge]

or enchantment

[mighty acorn]

spectral first yeah

[bright osprey]

we take trading card yes

[near jacinth]

no trading card first

if we get wraith

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We be trading

[mighty acorn]

don't we have a lot of money

[bright osprey]

would immolate be good here

[near jacinth]

yes

immolate good

[lyric hinge]

Damn, no extra cards

[mighty acorn]

oh wow not many of our big cards

[lyric hinge]

Immolate tho

[near jacinth]

worst thing is we lose a 5 and 2

[mighty acorn]

definitely immo

[near jacinth]

nothing big

[mighty acorn]

good odds too thanks to brush

[lyric hinge]

Pray to RNGsus

[bright osprey]

didnt destroy the 5

pog

[mighty acorn]

pog

[near jacinth]

man if only we get fib

[lyric hinge]

nice

[near jacinth]

then we win ezpz

[bright osprey]

destroyed the 2

[mighty acorn]

oh yeah 2s 5s and 8s 😂

[lyric hinge]

Fucking amazing that would be

[bright osprey]

we buy celestial or not

we have 40

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sure, why the hell not

[near jacinth]

sure

[mighty acorn]

yes

[lyric hinge]

we don't get interest anyways

(Crazy Idea: what if we reroll shop)

[bright osprey]

uranus

[near jacinth]

my anus!

[lyric hinge]

Nice

[near jacinth]

two pair baby

[bright osprey]

we def taking it right

[lyric hinge]

yes

[mighty acorn]

yeah grab uranus

[bright osprey]

we reroll?

we have 36

[lyric hinge]

we have interest, so I say yes

[mighty acorn]

trading card

then leave

[lyric hinge]

Nah, reroll

[near jacinth]

then reroll*

[mighty acorn]

well,

[lyric hinge]

we have plenty money

[bright osprey]

thoughts?

[mighty acorn]

we get $5 back from trading card so i guess we can reroll now

[lyric hinge]

Popcorn

[mighty acorn]

did we grab trading card?

[near jacinth]

gimme the corn

[bright osprey]

$3

[mighty acorn]

oof right

[bright osprey]

it was nerfed

[lyric hinge]

gimme popcorn

Imma go to the movies

[mighty acorn]

yeah popcorn

[bright osprey]

the lineup

[lyric hinge]

See? I new it was good to reroll

[mighty acorn]

👍

[near jacinth]

c to the ooking

[mighty acorn]

we're already in ante 4

[bright osprey]

what we destroyin

[lyric hinge]

We play this, and skip BB right?

[near jacinth]

destroy 7

[mighty acorn]

wait

[near jacinth]

screw u 7

[mighty acorn]

strength can make 7 into 8

[bright osprey]

true...

[near jacinth]

fine

screw u queen

[bright osprey]

J?

[mighty acorn]

goodbye jack or queen?

[lyric hinge]

Quack

[bright osprey]

we hate the Js

[mighty acorn]

jean

👖

[lyric hinge]

we hate quack, but because of jean, Q is the loser

Q is gone

[mighty acorn]

hit the road does exist 🤔

[bright osprey]

we only have 3 queens

we can lower to 2

:]

[mighty acorn]

oh immolate

hit a queen

cool. adios queen 👋

[bright osprey]

88855?

[lyric hinge]

(Kinda awkward considering... yk)

[near jacinth]

how 888

[mighty acorn]

yeah discard anything else

[near jacinth]

unless discard

[near jacinth]

she's been dead for months it's ok now

[lyric hinge]

Bruh

[near jacinth]

lol

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pog

[near jacinth]

pog

[mighty acorn]

8s and 9s pog

[bright osprey]

88899

[lyric hinge]

Agree

[mighty acorn]

+3

[bright osprey]

nice

[mighty acorn]

these gold cards are luckier than any lucky card

||intentionally jinxing it so it triggers money||

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we have enough to beat bell now

[bright osprey]

we take standard

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YES

[mighty acorn]

yes

[near jacinth]

standard woo!

more hologram

[lyric hinge]

also get Merc for emergencies

[bright osprey]

mid lineup

[mighty acorn]

we're still a full house build vs a boss that forces card choices

4 for strength? or jack for future hit the road

i think 4

[bright osprey]

4 for strength perhaps

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Yeah, after this, get arcana for strength or death perhaps

[bright osprey]

we take arcana now yes

lineup (fool makes uranus)

do we gamble

[mighty acorn]

i like a backup hand

i'd vote fool

[bright osprey]

or take the uranus

[lyric hinge]

I like Wheel

GAMBLE

If we don't hit Wheel, I'll be silent for 5 min

[mighty acorn]

what does SCIEH stand for

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Same Card In Every Hand

[mighty acorn]

oh nice

i still need to watch that. i get so sidetracked lol

[lyric hinge]

(It's sped up, 8min)

[near jacinth]

dang

it's sleepy time

[bright osprey]

so what we thinkin

fool the uranus?

[mighty acorn]

i vote

[near jacinth]

I think wheel of fortune

[lyric hinge]

I SAY WHEEEEEEEL

[bright osprey]

sorry evab

[mighty acorn]

im outvoted 👀

[bright osprey]

even tho i would take fool

[mighty acorn]

[lyric hinge]

RNGesus COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[near jacinth]

rational thinking does not exist here

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WE GAMBLE

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mighty acorn]

poly trio

cmon

[bright osprey]

no proc

[lyric hinge]

(gathering energy)

[mighty acorn]

[near jacinth]

rip

[bright osprey]

this is the worst timeline

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

[bright osprey]

we reroll?

[lyric hinge]

well, we move on

[near jacinth]

ok sleepy time

gn yall

[mighty acorn]

one sec

[lyric hinge]

gn

[mighty acorn]

gn

[bright osprey]

(39 dollars)

[near jacinth]

good luck on your journey

[mighty acorn]

yeah reroll

[lyric hinge]

We have a lot, I guess reroll

[near jacinth]

I shall support you from the restful plane

[lyric hinge]

thanks

[bright osprey]

bull is really good rn

we're stacked with money

[lyric hinge]

Bull, def

[mighty acorn]

what do we remove tho

[bright osprey]

trading card?

perhaps

[mighty acorn]

trading card is giving bull money

also it's important for our full houses

[lyric hinge]

What do we have?

[bright osprey]

true but all others are too valuble

[mighty acorn]

i think we can live without popcorn

?

[lyric hinge]

yeah, it's getting eaten up anyways

[bright osprey]

pants, popcorn, trio, holo, trading

[lyric hinge]

Byebye popcorn

[bright osprey]

sure

[mighty acorn]

eat all the popcorn NOW

[bright osprey]

we doin spectral skip for big blind?

[lyric hinge]

NOMNOMNOM

Of course

[mighty acorn]

ehhhh

[lyric hinge]

We gotta hit these cryptids

[mighty acorn]

i think we want the round for trading card+bull

and pants

[bright osprey]

it could boost holo

[lyric hinge]

Nah, I think upgrading holo is better

[mighty acorn]

so could the shop lol

[lyric hinge]

Incantation giving 2,5,8 is good

[bright osprey]

shop would do it less

[mighty acorn]

spectral has such low chance to hit

[lyric hinge]

Still, I'm a believer

[bright osprey]

we're tied

[lyric hinge]

It can't hurt right?

[mighty acorn]

also we did just get rid of mult

[lyric hinge]

Want to rock scissors paper it

[bright osprey]

lets flip on it

[lyric hinge]

sure

[mighty acorn]

with all the stuff that benefits from us playing rounds i feel it's not a good idea to skip one

[bright osprey]

heads, we skip, tails, we dont

[lyric hinge]

Still, I think...

we hit something good

[lyric hinge]

dang it

[bright osprey]

we're not skipping

[mighty acorn]

whew

[lyric hinge]

ah well, bull is good

What we get

[bright osprey]

what to destroy

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Queen

[mighty acorn]

queen!

the queen is

very dead

[lyric hinge]

We'll only have 1 after this

Bruh

[mighty acorn]

hm

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strush?? /j

[mighty acorn]

lol

[lyric hinge]

We play AA33?

[bright osprey]

if only we had shortcut

[mighty acorn]

i think we play aa337?

[bright osprey]

aa337 it is

[lyric hinge]

yeah AA337

[mighty acorn]

pants eating good rn

[bright osprey]

we discard for another 8

i think

or jack straight?

[lyric hinge]

Sure

[mighty acorn]

no straights this game

[lyric hinge]

No straight, we gotta keep buffing pants

[mighty acorn]

that's a trap

[bright osprey]

true

[mighty acorn]

yeah discard all but j and 8

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we discard for 8

[mighty acorn]

even discard the 5

[lyric hinge]

So discard 2579 10

[mighty acorn]

yes

[mighty acorn]

??

[bright osprey]

now we need to think about conserving for bull

[mighty acorn]

what happened lmao

we're suddenly in shop

[bright osprey]

oh yeah we got a 2 pair

i did the work for you

[mighty acorn]

oh that won

ok 👍

i still like buying arcana with bull, chances for hermit and temperance to make up for lost money

[bright osprey]

do we do mega arcana?

[mighty acorn]

i think we start with mega arcana

maybe skip the small one

[bright osprey]

WE GOT IT

[mighty acorn]

o?

[bright osprey]

HERMIT POG!!!

[mighty acorn]

oooo

i see a strength too 👀

[bright osprey]

we take that for sure

[mighty acorn]

what's our hand

order matters

if we find fool

[mighty acorn]

we took a 4 right?

a lucky 4

[bright osprey]

we only have 4 of them

[mighty acorn]

how?

what happen 🤔

[bright osprey]

immolate destroyed 1

[mighty acorn]

oof

maybe still worth

six 4s still good

[bright osprey]

we could high priestess

[mighty acorn]

maybe

[bright osprey]

for 2 more moners

[mighty acorn]

i like holding bad planets for celestials too

can't spawn in the packs if you hold them

[bright osprey]

true

[mighty acorn]

bell is very unforgiving, i like better odds of full house

so i think strength 3s first then hermit

[bright osprey]

sure

we continue yes

[mighty acorn]

yeah i think we only take large size arcana

better fool odds

among other things

next!

[bright osprey]

the left is a 10, do we destroy it

[mighty acorn]

yeah this hand is loaded already lmao

goodbye 10

[bright osprey]

44222?

[mighty acorn]

what is boss?

[bright osprey]

wall

[mighty acorn]

ah

[bright osprey]

32000

[mighty acorn]

yeah no fooling around here

full house

[bright osprey]

if we can do this then we can do bell prob

[silk solar]

What are the jokers we have btw?

[bright osprey]

ez

[mighty acorn]

pants, hologram, trie, trading card, bull

oh nice one shot

[silk solar]

oooh nice.

[bright osprey]

we skip i think

maybe buffoon but

[mighty acorn]

nah

i think bull is better than all this

[bright osprey]

true

[mighty acorn]

although we do want to look out for something to replace trading card before bell

[bright osprey]

we skip def

[mighty acorn]

+80 chips?

yeah probably

[bright osprey]

what we destroyin

[silk solar]

what's our holo joker up to?

[bright osprey]

2.5

[mighty acorn]

what's in the deck rn

i don't know exactly what immolate hit

[silk solar]

and the pants have pretty good flat mult by now I assume, so yeah we want the chips

[mighty acorn]

i think 9 goes

10 can be strengthed

[bright osprey]

seeya 9

[mighty acorn]

yeah pants are pretty solid

[bright osprey]

now do we go for jj777?

[mighty acorn]

what card did we draw

[bright osprey]

king

[mighty acorn]

i think we play the two pair with 10

since it's not our main numbers

stack pants a bit more

[bright osprey]

ok

so what are we discarding

[mighty acorn]

we played JJ77 10?

[bright osprey]

ah nvm

XD

that one-shot

[mighty acorn]

wow

we too stronk

[bright osprey]

we take standard

[mighty acorn]

yes but like what else is even in the shop lol

[bright osprey]

neptune and vagabond

[mighty acorn]

ok

standard then

cmon lucky numbers

[mighty acorn]

lol queen is back

[bright osprey]

we got a 5

[mighty acorn]

yeah 5 the only good one

[bright osprey]

we takin it?

[mighty acorn]

yep

[bright osprey]

we takin arcana?

[mighty acorn]

i would

[bright osprey]

its a jumbo

temperance gives 15

[mighty acorn]

+30 chips 👍

[bright osprey]

we temperancing

[mighty acorn]

i think we maybe want to reroll once here

still want a trading card replacement

and we're at ante 5 boss already

[bright osprey]

you're not gonna believe this

[mighty acorn]

POG

POPCORN

jk

[bright osprey]

so we take popcorn

[mighty acorn]

lol

[silk solar]

oh gg

[mighty acorn]

brainstorm moment

[bright osprey]

7744

yes?

[mighty acorn]

where did you put brainstorm

[bright osprey]

copied pants

[mighty acorn]

yes but where brainstorm is matters

[bright osprey]

in front of pants

[mighty acorn]

ok

[bright osprey]

to the right

[mighty acorn]

2nd slot?

[bright osprey]

yep

7744 then right

[mighty acorn]

yeah that probably just one shots lol

[mighty acorn]

nice

[bright osprey]

ofc we get seed money now

[mighty acorn]

lolol

[bright osprey]

(jokers are misprint and credit)

[silk solar]

is doubling the pants better than doubling the hologram? I presume so?

[bright osprey]

yeah def

[mighty acorn]

i think double Xmult is best but it depends what bell forces us to do

because doubling pants is basically <2x

oof bad cards

[bright osprey]

??? it has to be at left

so that means 40x3 -> 40x12

[mighty acorn]

we can put pants between trio and brainstorm

we'll figure that out in bell

[bright osprey]

???

no that makes it worse

[mighty acorn]

10 or ace

you pick

[bright osprey]

cause x2 at start is worse than +30

no 9?

[mighty acorn]

we only have 2 9s right

[bright osprey]

we can get a last tarot

[mighty acorn]

and 3 of 10 and ace?

[bright osprey]

perhaps a helpful one

[mighty acorn]

what tarot

[bright osprey]

from discarding the 9

[mighty acorn]

i guess it's possible, but bell force selecting a card also makes a lot of them worse

if you want the 9, we can take it. im not attached to any of them

[bright osprey]

true true

we take celestial as well right

[mighty acorn]

yeah

[bright osprey]

reroll?

[mighty acorn]

eh

i think we got everything we wanted

[bright osprey]

yeah

[mighty acorn]

what was in celestial

nothing?

[bright osprey]

but...

[mighty acorn]

lmao

[bright osprey]

neptune, pluto, mercury

[mighty acorn]

we hit brainstorm! that's already the diamond mine

[silk solar]

nooooo our bull chips

[mighty acorn]

rip

watch us draw and play a full house first hand of bell

[mighty acorn]

nope

[bright osprey]

now what to discard

[mighty acorn]

do we have just 4 2s again?

[bright osprey]

yep

[mighty acorn]

i think discard AQ762

also what is hologram at rn

[bright osprey]

lol

[bright osprey]

3

[mighty acorn]

oof to that 8

we somehow drew 2 more 2s lol

[bright osprey]

22kk8 discard?

[mighty acorn]

call me crazy, i think we play 22KK8

[bright osprey]

but

[mighty acorn]

oh ok similar wavelength

[bright osprey]

we need the high score

[mighty acorn]

i don't want bell to betray us lmao

[bright osprey]

true

[mighty acorn]

that thing is scary for 5-card hands

[bright osprey]

but we need a full house surely

[mighty acorn]

last 2 pair was 56k

[bright osprey]

88kk5

lets do it

[mighty acorn]

i like keeping 8 and 5 in case it's not enough

[bright osprey]

WE WIN

[mighty acorn]

ok we won lol

[bright osprey]

well that was fun

[mighty acorn]

holo busted

early

[bright osprey]

i may do this again in #🃏・off-topic since we have poll perms there

[mighty acorn]

do we?

i thought those were revoked

[bright osprey]

were they

[mighty acorn]

feel free to test

[bright osprey]

they were revoked

:[

[mighty acorn]

rip

[bright osprey]

we should get a vc tbh

[lyric hinge]

Maybe make our own server and have a VC there?

[near jacinth]

hell yea we won

good job y'all

[lyric hinge]

yay

[bright osprey]

this will return <t:1707886800:t>

[near jacinth]

oh goodness

midnight balatro

[frigid oar]

lmao it'll be 9pm for me when it begins

[lyric hinge]

Exactly when I have a dentist appointment

Let me know how it goes

[frigid oar]

lol

ill just do the quiz while ur gone

and see the game

[lyric hinge]

Alright

[bright osprey]

4 minutes

[glass stream]

Wack

[bright osprey]

alright lets go

before i start who's here

[mighty acorn]

i am here

[bright osprey]

ok thats evab

anyone else?

oh i thought you were eeping

huh

[vale mica]

mildly

[bright osprey]

well you can eep if you want to

@ everyone come here

[vale mica]

hello

I might stay for blind 1

maybe

[bright osprey]

ok

well im not sure i can do it with 2 other people tho

[mighty acorn]

😔

[bright osprey]

enemui is online

should i ping them or not

[mighty acorn]

doesn't hurt to ask

[bright osprey]

welp

[mighty acorn]

although maybe it might be better to wait for the weekend

[bright osprey]

thats true

i may call it off for today????

[mighty acorn]

sucks, but i know people like this kind of stuff. just needs good timing

[bright osprey]

This event is called off today, will come back <t:1708232400:f>

then we have time to do this properly

[mighty acorn]

is the demo even still going to be around by then O.o

i hope so

[bright osprey]

i wont have the moner to download the full game so i hope

[mighty acorn]

oof

[lyric hinge]

YOO I MADE IT

[lyric hinge]

Ah shit, I guess not

[mighty acorn]

lol

[bright osprey]

lol sorry

im just not sure 2 people will cut it

[lyric hinge]

Eh, it's fine

Hey, evabryone, you did the advertising? Or did someone else say that they were going to?

[mighty acorn]

i put a message in the daily discussion just to let people know about it

[lyric hinge]

Alr, hopefully there will be like 11 people in this when the next one starts

[frigid oar]

ok im done practicing hoola hooping what did I miss?

[lyric hinge]

It got pushed back to like 4 days later

[frigid oar]

sad

also my arm is tired from it

[lyric hinge]

😢

[lyric hinge]

????

[frigid oar]

I use it for arm exercises(it's actually very exhausting)

it has flown so many times lmao

[lyric hinge]

Wow I never knew hula-hoops could be so taxing

[frigid oar]

i literally just spin it but make it complicated and do cool tricks

[lyric hinge]

I never knew hula-hooping could be complicated

[frigid oar]

I wanted to see how i could use an item completely differently in a unique(and it was definitely unique)

[lyric hinge]

All I know is how to open a flip phone in cool ways

[frigid oar]

lmao

oh yea

quiz

[lyric hinge]

Bruh, I forgor

[lyric hinge]

https://discord.gg/UB4yYWKN
Made a whole server

We could use this if we had to

[near jacinth]

ok Saturday I can do midnight

[bright osprey]

ye ok

[lyric hinge]

https://discord.gg/DtXTqjHp?event=1207939720802471986

Sent

Spoofy could screenshare and we could just text

[bright osprey]

yes

poll bot makes it easy too

[lyric hinge]

ye