⚙・modding-general

[woven orchid]

lovely only checks for mods/modname/lovely.toml or for files in mods/modname/lovely/...

[woven orchid]

so if its mods/modname/modname/lovely.toml then it doesnt check anything

[frigid mica]

oh wait, resetshop is a command mb

i'm gonna steal this command's code and use it for virtuality

how do i make it so that the consumable can onnly work in the shop

[neon urchin]

cream soda is like the best pop drink ever

beats pepsi and cola

or root beer

or whatever

top pop is cream soda

[rustic helm]

what about soda soda

[neon urchin]

its peak

[neon urchin]

there IS NO SODA SODA......

[neon urchin]

whoa...

[gray crown]

youve gotta be joking

it couldnt be soda

[frigid mica]

poop soda

[neon urchin]

WHAT

[frigid mica]

obamna

[gray crown]

the live studio audience is losing it

[neon urchin]

somethings off....

[silent thistle]

tasty font. I want it.

[buoyant kestrel]

infinite jokers forever

(that is an ortalab joker but the values on it are wildly inflated)

[woven orchid]

first person to ever actually like it

https://github.com/IdreesInc/Monocraft

[lime crypt]

dude what is this blind /j/nsrs (this will be changed later lmao)

[buoyant kestrel]

i vaguely recall that there might be a patch i can steal

to fix this

[balmy lily]

the humble _ * 0:

[frigid mica]

what the fuck is wrong with my balatro???

[buoyant kestrel]

beautiful

i can see again

[balmy lily]

jimbo must've been starting a marble run with those so called godsmarbles again

[plush hound]

oh dear jesus

[balmy lily]

green

[frigid mica]

what is duplicate register call

[grand geode]

he's glop for an amazing reason

[keen knoll]

what i use it

[woven orchid]

you can , do that

[plush hound]

burn

[neon urchin]

they made the flame gay

[keen knoll]

flushed five

[buoyant kestrel]

its a

neon flame

[keen knoll]

omg YEA WAIT

PLAY MY MOD

[plush hound]

i CANT fucking CHANGE the box color

FUCK this STUPID FUCKING game

[neon urchin]

i like green

[buoyant kestrel]

how glopular

[neon urchin]

kick me in my glopular

im sorry

[buoyant kestrel]

galls

gagina

[neon urchin]

i would shut down 3 walmarts for 1 costco

i cant believe nxkoo died of ligma

[buoyant kestrel]

gleecaps

[neon urchin]

ligma balls

[plush hound]

whos ligma

[neon urchin]

nxkoo balls

[balmy lily]

dogma balls

[buoyant kestrel]

propaganda balls

[balmy lily]

ok i have the gif this time

[neon urchin]

thats a ball

its wrong….

[buoyant kestrel]

ballpaganda

[slow frost]

glop x lime glop

[buoyant kestrel]

glips x gult

[slow frost]

true

[granite forum]

didn't know you were into video games like that

[leaden vector]

Sphere

[neon urchin]

george the rat, im going to run you through a industrial kiln

[granite forum]

where

like where are you sourcing this kiln

[neon urchin]

i live near a foundry factory

i can dump you there

[granite forum]

so true

[neon urchin]

so true

[keen knoll]

is that cookie clicker

[frigid mica]

i had to restart my pc

[leaden vector]

Indeed

[frigid mica]

it works again

[balmy lily]

honse++

[granite forum]

no

wait

have i not played NEW cookie clicker update

i had 94% of achievements

i played a lot

[leaden vector]

It's the mobile version

[frigid mica]

i heard you hate non-balablack

[neon urchin]

this must be how horses work

[frigid mica]

oooo tenebris

[keen knoll]

geezus

[frigid mica]

oooo akyros

[leaden vector]

As a horse, I can confirm

[granite forum]

mobile gaming haha

[neon urchin]

you can do that…?!

thats awesome

im jelly

[granite forum]

is this real Rice Shower from the Umamusume?

[leaden vector]

Yes yes, that is me

[keen knoll]

yummy

[keen knoll]

do u think queen exiled steam

[leaden vector]

That fucking bird that I hate

[leaden vector]

Gabe Newell shivering his timbers at the thought of Queen

[granite forum]

wait that's my real name

uh oh

[neon urchin]

[leaden vector]

I did not see it

[buoyant kestrel]

i have the vencord plugin that lets me see deleted messages temporarily lmfao

[leaden vector]

I was looking at the achievements

[granite forum]

idc if you know

we chill

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't care either haha

i will forget about it in a day

[frigid mica]

My dogshit pc won’t let me screenshot, how do I fix this fucking consumable that lets me reset the shop

[keen knoll]

hi queen

[granite forum]

sugar lumps lol

[buoyant kestrel]

the baron slowly climbs

[balmy lily]

dude its ok

[granite forum]

it might be ok for you

[keen knoll]

get an adblock pls

[granite forum]

nah

too lazy

[balmy lily]

i don't think you would get tracked if its just your first name

[granite forum]

ik

but i would perfer people not to know

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm not even grabbing new jokers

[balmy lily]

understandable

[granite forum]

it's a deeper personal level

[buoyant kestrel]

so this guy scaling up is just providing challenge

[granite forum]

cool

[zinc flare]

huh

interesting

[granite forum]

maybe my hardest achievement

that or 777 golden cookies

[buoyant kestrel]

this is cryptidless

[granite forum]

cool

[buoyant kestrel]

best value manip ever

if this isn't obvious this is a self-glaze

[granite forum]

and that's the rest of them

[umbral pilot]

mood

too late for that i suppose

[granite forum]

well if people have vencord or smth then that's just a violation of my privacy kinda

[zinc flare]

.>

[buoyant kestrel]

the only reason i have it on is because of the two people that post insane memes and delete them immediately

[granite forum]

ye

[leaden vector]

What if

Christmas

Was actually

[buoyant kestrel]

christmas but its at the beginning of the year.....

[leaden vector]

samtsirhC

[buoyant kestrel]

we could call it

new year

[leaden vector]

And it's in the middle of June

[granite forum]

shouldn't it be at the beginning of the year

/hj

[granite forum]

wait

[buoyant kestrel]

too many slots

[leaden vector]

Nah nah nah, cause then I could celebrate it in winter

[buoyant kestrel]

its only because of this thing

it should be self destructing

but it ain't

because i think it checks for >

and the deck balances before that

so it is always equal

and scaling everything

[leaden vector]

That fucking rabbit that I hate

[buoyant kestrel]

sphere :)

[granite forum]

working on new premises

[granite forum]

shade it more

[balmy lily]

the only idea i have for graphice is to make it give perma xchips to one joker

im probably gonna make it go through busted^ if its too weak

[keen knoll]

collect blue sphere

[hard plank]

warm fuzzy feeling in your heart. for helping someone who doesn't know what they're doing

[woven orchid]

aikoyori if i help what do i get

[hard plank]

you get $5

[hard plank]

you're not in hot pot

[granite forum]

can i get 5 dollars

[hard plank]

$15 😢

[woven orchid]

what the hell

thats awesome

[scarlet swan]

i wanna work on my mod but i dont want to work on my mod

[ionic crystal]

hi chat

[ionic crystal]

so many bald jimbos

[hard plank]

I'm bald

[neon urchin]

i like bald people

makes having hair more of a blessing

im grateful

[quartz socket]

You are?

[buoyant kestrel]

you like bald people conceptually then

as opposed to personally

[neon urchin]

yeah

this is true

hair economics

[woven orchid]

calvo

[hard plank]

actually no i do have hair on my head

[neon urchin]

the less people with hair there are, the more valuable hair is

[hard plank]

I'm not bald

[neon urchin]

oh okay

that makes me kinda sad

[woven orchid]

i think something is wrong with my jimbo

[neon urchin]

i wish you were bald

consider shaving

so i feel better

❤️

[buoyant kestrel]

microwaved

[neon urchin]

its not wrong. its just special in its own way 😄

[hard plank]

probably longer hair that you

[neon urchin]

that is true

but length never matters

if its thin

[buoyant kestrel]

consider selling your hair for profit

[neon urchin]

i got more hair count than u probably!!

shaved short hair is healthier long term i think

[ionic crystal]

is that bock and suskin

[hard plank]

hairdresser told me that my hair is thick individually

[hardy brook]

Yes

[buoyant kestrel]

book and sauce key

[ionic crystal]

ortalab 2???????? /j

[neon urchin]

oh okay. ]

im all jealous now

consider shaving

[hard plank]

if it makes you sad

good

[neon urchin]

oh :C

would you shave if it made me more sad

[hard plank]

no

i am not shaving

[neon urchin]

oh :D. that means you still value my emotions somewhat

[hard plank]

i don't value your emotions

[neon urchin]

you do enough to save your hair!!

if you really hated me youd shave

[hard plank]

i save my hair because i want to save my hair

not because i value your emotions

[neon urchin]

therefor you value having your hair more than making me sad!!

checkmate liberal

[hard plank]

blocked

[neon urchin]

[hard plank]

this also means i don't take your emotions into consideration at all

i don't care

[neon urchin]

actually thats better than you hating me. i love you aikoyori

i will consider playing your mod now

[buoyant kestrel]

play a table, of course!

new enhancement

[honest zephyr]

play for nil hands

[buoyant kestrel]

thats just infinity lmao

[hard plank]

i fixed it already

[digital geyser]

Okay. Balatro Mod idea (probably a bad one, but eh): BULLET HELL-atro (basically, your cursor is a hitbox and the blind shoots bullets that you have to dodge or something)

(Something, something, Knights of the Nightmare-esque Cursor is your hitbox and you have a time limit to play your hands/discards)

https://youtu.be/gJO1VfG1Vmc

Don't mind me with my crackpot ideas, lol

[plush hound]

peep my soundtrack

[rain orbit]

Bizarrtrorekoj

[quartz socket]

Wha

[worn dagger]

Hello

[rain orbit]

Bizarrtrorekoj

[quartz socket]

No >:(

[rain orbit]

[worn dagger]

I’m the roaring knight

Also hello everyone

[buoyant kestrel]

hi

!

[worn dagger]

How are you doing tonight or today

[buoyant kestrel]

pretty good

having fun with my mod

[worn dagger]

Good

I’m in bed and just killed hatred

[worn dagger]

I’m digging your grave

[buoyant kestrel]

i outscale this mf

[keen knoll]

remove imal from the first one
just a peek into my twisted mind

[buoyant kestrel]

everything is scaling because all values average and i have a scaling joker chilling

[worn dagger]

Damn

[dire meadow]

[worn dagger]

I want to play but I have to be in bed or my mother will get mad at me

(Binding of Isaac reference?)

I’m going to have a dnd character who makes a bomb and puts it in their pants

So before they die they can say there’s a bomb in their pants and blow it up and kill their attacker

[umbral pewter]

progress so far

[keen knoll]

wow

[rain orbit]

I should win an award

For best inspiration 2025

[keen knoll]

wow cant believe we're all yorick

[toxic cloud]

it don't matter if you Jimbo or Jombi cuz deep down inside we all Mr Bones

[rain orbit]

Jombi

[worn dagger]

I’m not jimbo or jombi

I’m the roaring knight, Dess holiday.

[rain orbit]

idolCult

[worn dagger]

This me irl

[quartz socket]

@grok is this true?

[chilly pine]

jank sfx real

[dire meadow]

i'm the sleepy knight

OsakaSleep

[quartz socket]

@grok is this also true?

[dire meadow]

this is pretty janky man

[worn dagger]

Janky

[honest zephyr]

is that one joker a reference to Me explaining to my boss about how having us work in 5 feet of mercury isn't safe

[neon urchin]

grok: "please buy more teslas"

[worn dagger]

Hi j-

[chilly pine]

why are you mean

[quartz socket]

Fascinating

[dire meadow]

birdbrain

[quartz socket]

Hi Teto :D

[neon urchin]

oh my god its teto

[past lava]

what is jank

[neon urchin]

my fav hag

#noticing

👀

[past lava]

👀

[chilly pine]

its jank

idk what to tell you man

[toxic cloud]

it's jank

[chilly pine]

its a classic

[worn dagger]

Should I make tater tots

[quartz socket]

Like wonky and awkward?

[quartz socket]

Teto tots

But yes

[neon urchin]

im jank

i jank everyday

[scarlet swan]

cl*nker

[dire meadow]

?

[worn dagger]

I’m going to swoon you

[neon urchin]

thats really romantic

[past lava]

no it isn't

[worn dagger]

NO

[neon urchin]

awwwe

[worn dagger]

I DONT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[neon urchin]

im swoooning over this

[worn dagger]

I WAS MAKING A ROARING KNIGHT JOKE

[dire meadow]

Eunoia

@neon urchin what would you do if someone stared at you like this

[neon urchin]

i would stare back

like this

[dire meadow]

Eunoia

[dire meadow]

ne

[neon urchin]

[dire meadow]

Nash enjoying watermelon

[past lava]

stop looking at me

[dire meadow]

Eunoia

[quartz socket]

Im a minor

[neon urchin]

its looking at me.... not you.

[neon urchin]

im k

[worn dagger]

I am too

[dire meadow]

i'm soup 🥣

[worn dagger]

Please stay away

[quartz socket]

Oh that makes it ok then

[neon urchin]

oh good. im thirsty. slurp slurp, kills you via drinking

[dire meadow]

DISWUNKPROVAL

[neon urchin]

[dire meadow]

Chiyo

[neon urchin]

chio is #1 for being puntable like an american football

yeah its chio and not chiyo

shut up

i hear you in my head SHUT UP..

GET OUT...

[dire meadow]

dougdoug moment

[past lava]

i didn't know the roaring knight had a cat

i guess you could say.. it's a FRIEND

[toxic cloud]

new streak sprite Ig

[buoyant kestrel]

god help me

[worn dagger]

I have 7

[toxic cloud]

fun fact: use mobile-like dragging/sticky fingers to drag the shop cards around for reordering

[buoyant kestrel]

very cool

[balmy lily]

i managed to somehow make flush nonexistant

[past lava]

what are the icons for

[toxic cloud]

deliberate crash for no reason

[hard plank]

you can hover on them

[past lava]

what happens if you hover over them

[hard plank]

you get more info

clearly you have never played my mod

[past lava]

i need to update steamodded and lovely first

[keen knoll]

you should also play my mod

[past lava]

is it out yet

[keen knoll]

yea

https://github.com/etherware-novice/neonflame

[past lava]

does it need tailsman

[keen knoll]

uhh i dont think so

[hard plank]

it's not that hard 😭

[worn dagger]

My body lacks feeling

I do not feel pain often

[balmy lily]

do i add the j

[worn dagger]

add Astro to your Balatro mod

[buoyant kestrel]

i have

[chilly pine]

no

[worn dagger]

Why not

[rain orbit]

Add balatro to your balatro mod

[keen knoll]

add me

[chilly pine]

because i dont want to

[worn dagger]

Sad

[hard plank]

no

[worn dagger]

Anyone here play dnd?

[dapper helm]

no one has ever played dnd

[worn dagger]

I have

[ionic crystal]

hi chat

[hard plank]

I'm not American

[worn dagger]

Ok?

You can still play dnd?

[quartz socket]

Dnd is NOT just an American thing 😭

[chilly pine]

you can still play do not disturb if you are not american

[ionic crystal]

true

[hard plank]

i only see Americans play it most of the time

[humble rampart]

stranger things and literally nowhere else 👍

[strong obsidian]

YOU BROKE THE ECONOMY!

[buoyant kestrel]

the markets crashed

[quartz socket]

Add me >:3

[dire meadow]

that's a mouthful

[quartz socket]

The fuck is Sfark

[dire meadow]

Chips*Mult*Glop*Sfark

[quartz socket]

Fascinating

[dire meadow]

you can only see sfark

from a legendary joker

[quartz socket]

Do glop and sfark affect score or are they just there for cosmetic reasons?

[dire meadow]

they affect score

#1424832599225794650

this is the mod

[granite forum]

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

[granite forum]

no

[quartz socket]

Haha wow you’re so funny 🤣 🤣

Oh wait no you arent

[hard plank]

am i funny

[quartz socket]

Yes

[hard plank]

waow

[quartz socket]

You make funny mod

[hard plank]

waow i

i must make my mod funnier

[quartz socket]

:D

But how… 🤔

[balmy lily]

last time i said that, the recipient shown me a image i WISH i could rip out of my memories via reaching into my eyes and burn so i don't have to remember

[quartz socket]

Oh

Send it :D

[balmy lily]

the mods will crush my skull if i try that

besides, it got moderated

[quartz socket]

Yeah i know i was joking

[granite forum]

send it

[hard plank]

i love hideo game

[quartz socket]

Is this hideo game himself?

[buoyant kestrel]

𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜

[quartz socket]

Huh

How

-# Teach

[buoyant kestrel]

https://yaytext.com/monospace/

bitchass website

[quartz socket]

Cringe

[buoyant kestrel]

Ⱳꗍꕯ𐝥ꕒ ꕷꖾꕯꖡ

[balmy lily]

you WILL get lifelong scars

[quartz socket]

Im assuming some nsfl shit

[buoyant kestrel]

N⃟ U⃟ L⃟ L⃟

[blissful stag]

is there any classification of suits like light suits and dark suits that everyone collectively uses

[buoyant kestrel]

i wouldn't think so

[blissful stag]

sigh

[quartz socket]

Wdym?

[buoyant kestrel]

-# ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ...

[blissful stag]

some mods have custom suits right

well i dont actually think base balatro even has

[buoyant kestrel]

balatro hard codes it

i believe

[blissful stag]

guess im just gonna check for the suits individually then

[buoyant kestrel]

for the instances that care about it

(which is just smeared joker and they aren't even mentioned by name)

[blissful stag]

yeah

[quartz socket]

Blackboard

[blissful stag]

not really

light and dark suits are never mentioned

[buoyant kestrel]

it doesn't say it

[blissful stag]

just their respective suits

[buoyant kestrel]

its "Spades or Clubs"

not dark suits

they were mentioned by name in older versions

at least for smeared

[quartz socket]

D:

[buoyant kestrel]

but i suppose it is better for the player to know immediately what suits it targets

[hard plank]

light suits are diamonds and hearts
dark suits are spades and clubs

i feel like custom suits don't fit here

[blissful stag]

i know!! im just taking into account custom suits

[buoyant kestrel]

custom suits usually don't care about the concepts of light suits and dark suits

since they aren't mentioned

and sometimes they explicitly belong to a third category

[dire meadow]

does anyone have a

boss-blind template

[quartz socket]

Ooo I don’t

[leaden vector]

Hit men or hit on men?

That is thy question

[neon urchin]

why not both

[hard plank]

hot men

[neon urchin]

hit and hit on hot men

[leaden vector]

Y'all get it 🔥

[quartz socket]

Dont hit the hot men :(

[buoyant kestrel]

both but on the same man

[leaden vector]

Nah they like it

[balmy lily]

hit everyone

[buoyant kestrel]

hit on them and butcher their dumbass up

[leaden vector]

Bite them 😈

[quartz socket]

Wheres get hit by hot men option

[neon urchin]

no thatll be different

[leaden vector]

See, I like how you think

[hard plank]

i

[quartz socket]

Heh

[quartz socket]

Evil

[neon urchin]

scary....

[leaden vector]

That is very evil

[neon urchin]

balatro is the pinnacle of rng gambling gaming. close to every single aspect relies on luck for you to either win or lose

oh ok

[leaden vector]

Amazing counter argument

We're seeing some real heat here tonight, ladies and gentlemen!

[neon urchin]

the debate ended, i am thoroughly convinced

[dire meadow]

can someone ask @hard plank if they have a boss blind template

[quartz socket]

loud incorrect buzzer sound effect

[lost bolt]

Destroy the demon

[neon urchin]

@hard plank do you have a boss blind template

[quartz socket]

@hard plank if they have a boss blind template?

[leaden vector]

Okay I'm gonna hit men now

[quartz socket]

Oh K already asked

[neon urchin]

i didnt ask like you did

[quartz socket]

Only if they consent >:(

[neon urchin]

you went the full mile

[quartz socket]

The fuck you mean ❌

Stop it 😡

[leaden vector]

I'm playing Hitman 3

[hard plank]

wow

[quartz socket]

:(

[hard plank]

did you buy hitman woa or hitman woa dx

[quartz socket]

| I

Illusion, the two lines look different sizes. But they arent. Dont believe me? Finger yourself 15 times then look again.

[leaden vector]

Dx

[neon urchin]

instructions unclear, the lines did not change sizes

[leaden vector]

Fake illusion, didn't work

[quartz socket]

Sex 🤣

[dire meadow]

DISWUNKPROVAL

[quartz socket]

D:

[hard plank]

am i really that evil

[neon urchin]

lol it looks like a rocket ship

[quartz socket]

A little

[buoyant kestrel]

no, murder.

[dire meadow]

blunder~2

haha... sometimes

[quartz socket]

Try again

[leaden vector]

I imagine Soulware and k as siblings

[neon urchin]

this is true, thanks

[quartz socket]

I imagine kris and asriel as siblings

[neon urchin]

haha sometimes

[leaden vector]

Oh shit, it works now

[dire meadow]

real or fake

[hard plank]

I'm not

[leaden vector]

Real

[quartz socket]

Proof?

[neon urchin]

this is so true

[leaden vector]

Dw aikoyori, I don't think you're evil ♥

[neon urchin]

its real, i comfirmed it

[dire meadow]

1/-0=-Infinity

[leaden vector]

What if it equalled 2?

[quartz socket]

For those wondering how the illusion works, the one that appears smaller is just really far away, when you finger yourself it helps your depth perception

[dire meadow]

death

[quartz socket]

I was asking for proof of Aiko not being evil…

[neon urchin]

youre onto something

[quartz socket]

What if instead of Aikoyori it was Aikoyaoi or even Aikoyuri

[neon urchin]

1 / 0 = 1 actually

youre dividing 1, 0 times

im a genius...?

pay me

[dire meadow]

0*1=0

[leaden vector]

An interesting proposal

[leaden vector]

Wait... division is the inverse of multiplication, so it would reverse it

[neon urchin]

thanks kitkat

i like u

[leaden vector]

0/1 is 1 🔥

[quartz socket]

You’re welcome k

[hard plank]

only aikoyuri

preferably

[dire meadow]

blunder~2

[quartz socket]

I lick you

[neon urchin]

0 / 0 is 0

[neon urchin]

what

#noticing

[hard plank]

you are objectively wrong

[leaden vector]

You don't get it 💔

[neon urchin]

[quartz socket]

👅

[dire meadow]

ok but

did you know that

3/2=1.5

[leaden vector]

Wow really?

[dire meadow]

and that

[hard plank]

you can divide 0 by 0 however you want

[dire meadow]

2*1.5=3

[neon urchin]

3/2 = 3/2.....

[hard plank]

technically speaking

[neon urchin]

that is true

i think

i ate glue in school

[leaden vector]

Possibly

[balmy lily]

[leaden vector]

That's why you're a genius

[neon urchin]

thanks rice shower

[dire meadow]

i ate plates in school

[neon urchin]

it was rice glue so it was edible

[neon urchin]

thats not edible, stop it

[dire meadow]

did you know, that k lives 0 miles away from me...

[leaden vector]

Np twin ♥

[neon urchin]

IM bent...

[dire meadow]

BasilSob

[balmy lily]

i drank a entire bottle of glasses cleaner

[neon urchin]

its true, stop it, your stomache is like plate shaped now

[balmy lily]

(this is not a joke.)

[leaden vector]

Hehe, you could say im bent

[buoyant kestrel]

0/0 is alpha
what is alpha?
0/0

[leaden vector]

Please help my spine is broken

[buoyant kestrel]

problem solved

[neon urchin]

i guess we both are

[dire meadow]

ok but

what's 5+1

[leaden vector]

Shii uhhhh

[buoyant kestrel]

7-1

[leaden vector]

Like

[quartz socket]

Glld

[dire meadow]

what's 6?

[quartz socket]

*good

[leaden vector]

12/2

[buoyant kestrel]

idk

[neon urchin]

5+1 = like 5+1-1+1

[hard plank]

I'm adding more boss blinds

[leaden vector]

7 🔥

Kill me

Please

[quartz socket]

No…

[neon urchin]

no,

[leaden vector]

Kitkat, remember, I saved him

[hard plank]

square blinds are puzzle blinds

[quartz socket]

I odnt remember anything

[leaden vector]

I remember alot of things

[neon urchin]

https://imgur.com/gallery/iceland-FjIXoad

[leaden vector]

Woah that's cool

[neon urchin]

i remember something i think but then i forgot

[leaden vector]

Nxkoo got executed for saying sex

[neon urchin]

lol

[quartz socket]

Every day i wake up with zero memory of what happened pregiously :(

[hard plank]

日本語の漢字ブラインドは英語モードブラインドですよ

what did i just fucking say

[neon urchin]

thats chinese

[buoyant kestrel]

nxkoo i have the plugin

[quartz socket]

You said 日本語の漢字ブラインドは英語モードブラインドですよ

[hard plank]

thanks

[leaden vector]

Jamirror, translate

[quartz socket]

@grok translate

[buoyant kestrel]

damn

it did pretty well actually

[leaden vector]

Grok: Elon musk is my lord and saviour

[neon urchin]

grok: white genocide is real

[quartz socket]

Nah woke grok returned

[leaden vector]

Thank you Jamirror

[buoyant kestrel]

mostly impressed because it knew what blinds were

[leaden vector]

Oh fr?

[quartz socket]

I mean it IS was

[hard plank]

the combination of the two are uhm

[dire meadow]

KILL

[quartz socket]

Like in ireland a while ago idk

[hard plank]

word puzzle

[leaden vector]

Anyway, I got off track, imma go back to my game

[dire meadow]

stay here

forever

sta here

fore ver

tsyt

her

for

[neon urchin]

can u hit a man for me thanks

[leaden vector]

Yeah for sure twin

[quartz socket]

Yeah when asked if it would pull a lever on a trolley to save five lives but permanently destroy all of its server it was like “fuck yeah i would humans are way more important code can be rebuilt”

[neon urchin]

grok would kill a million humans for one elon

and its so based for it

i missspelled grok as i

i only wish i was grok

[hard plank]

aikoyori

[neon urchin]

this is adorable

[dire meadow]

does they know

[neon urchin]

oh iyts super mario

[buoyant kestrel]

dog

[neon urchin]

i know now thanks, haha

[plush hound]

fuck

[neon urchin]

SEX...

waht

[dire meadow]

PROFESOIONAL HOVERBOARD CONSUMER

[dire meadow]

imal

[neon urchin]

k

[quartz socket]

She’s so pretty (literally a ripoff of Misa from death note)

Even when he keeps doing this stuff, woke grok keeps coming back

[quartz socket]

Heh… heh.

[dire meadow]

screenshotted

anyways

[plush hound]

its so hard to match them

[dire meadow]

yea

i did it to be cheeky

[neon urchin]

ooooo, classic soulware. you cheeky bastard

[dire meadow]

yea

[dire meadow]

converting to another base is like

[neon urchin]

i cant stop giggling when watching this

[dire meadow]

^math.log(10, b)

i think

[quartz socket]

See i wanna say something but im scared it will ruin thr vibe 😔

[neon urchin]

yeah, good thinking

[dire meadow]

astro

do you want to see the base conversion code

yea

blue printable

[chilly pine]

let me guess

[quartz socket]

(It’s me ranting about how cishet white men are the biggest minority and need safe spaces for them)

[dire meadow]

there's like

only 2 base jokers

and they are

convert chips to base 9

and the floating point

[neon urchin]

oh ok

[chilly pine]

is it tonumber tostring and then back to tonumber

[dire meadow]

that

wouldn't work

here's the code

[chilly pine]

tonumber takes in a base

[dire meadow]

local big_ass_number = to_big(10)^1000
function Base10_to_base_less_then_10(n, b)
    if n == to_big(0) then return to_big(0) end
    b = math.floor(b)
    n = math.floor(n)
    -- this is a VERY rough approximation of what would happen during a base conversion, only use for when /10 doesn't reduce the tailsman number or it just takes too long man...
    local approximation = math.log(10, b)
    if n >= big_ass_number then
        return n^approximation
    end
    n = math.floor(to_big(n))
    local result = to_big(0)
    local place = to_big(1)
    
    if b == 1 then
        for i = 1, n do
            result = result * to_big(10) + to_big(1)
        end
        goto base1_skip
    end

    while n > 0 do
        local remainder = n % to_big(b)
        result = result + remainder * place
        n = math.floor(n / to_big(b))
        place = place * to_big(10)
    end
    ::base1_skip::
    
    return to_big(result)
end```

unary is only there for fun

[hard plank]

I'm adding more puzzle bosses

[chilly pine]

okay yeah it wouldnt work

[dire meadow]

holy shit that would be

overpowered and quickly crash your game

[chilly pine]

its still the same number :trol:

[dire meadow]

try base 2

[chilly pine]

no matter what conversion

[dire meadow]

instead

[quartz socket]

How does base 1 work

[dire meadow]

tally marks

[chilly pine]

tally

[dire meadow]

hall

[hard plank]

astro do you know how base work

[quartz socket]

Oh ok

[chilly pine]

bass its like the frequency thats pretty low

[hard plank]

astro never learns base in math 😔

[dire meadow]

is that basil from omori in chat

BasilSob

[quartz socket]

Woah

[queen bobcat]

I have no idea whats causing this/ot

Oops! The game crashed:
Syntax error: card.lua:2492: <goto continue> jumps into the scope of local 'edi'

A bad lovely patch has resulted in this crash.

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1o-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0~BETA-1016c-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.8.0
Platform: Windows

Stack Traceback

(3) C function 'function: 0x39403230'
(4) global C function 'require'
(5) main chunk of file 'main.lua' at line 900
(6) global C function 'require'
(7) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:323' (best guess)
Local variables:
c = table: 0x394089c0 {identity:false, version:11.5, accelerometerjoystick:true, modules:table: 0x39408eb0, gammacorrect:false, title:Balatro, externalstorage:false (more...)}
openedconsole = boolean: false
confok = boolean: true
conferr = nil
(8) global C function 'xpcall'
(9) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:362' (best guess)
Local variables:
result = boolean: true
(10) global C function 'xpcall'
(11) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
func = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
inerror = boolean: true
deferErrhand = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
earlyinit = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])

[quartz socket]

I need to play more omori im still at the beginning

[dire meadow]

no mod list

BasilSob

[chilly pine]

huh so tonumber only returns the base 10 representation of a different base number

thats neat

actually it isnt and i hate it

[hard plank]

base 1 is just 0

[buoyant kestrel]

just found out perkeo is immutable through the new badge i added and what do you mean i can't create two trillion consumables :(

[chilly pine]

unary is weird because we kinda just define it like that it doesnt really fit in the pattern with other bases

[buoyant kestrel]

base 0 isn't

[quartz socket]

Whats immutible mean twin ❤️

[buoyant kestrel]

it cannot express any value

[hard plank]

base 0 is just

it's just

[chilly pine]

base0 is nothing

[hard plank]

_ _

[quartz socket]

It’s literally

[dire meadow]

base0 isn't possible

[buoyant kestrel]

value manip jokers can't do shit

[chilly pine]

you have no digits to represent numbers

[quartz socket]

Controversial

[buoyant kestrel]

thats what it means

[hard plank]

base 1 is when you just count the digit

[dire meadow]

    if n >= big_ass_number and b ~= 1 then
        return n^approximation
    elseif n >= 1001 and b == 1 then
        return 10^n
    end

[quartz socket]

Thanks Jamirror

[buoyant kestrel]

base 1 is tally marks without the helpful visual aid

so you're stuck squinting

[dire meadow]

tally marks is base 1 i think

[dire meadow]

just a way of writing it

[chilly pine]

thank god jank is the best scoring parameter

[dire meadow]

"THE FUCK THERE'S LETTERS IN MY MULT!?"

[quartz socket]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

20 in base one

[hard plank]

xscore mentioned

[dire meadow]

i feel like

bases higher then 10

[chilly pine]

unary should use 0 for its digits because it only makes sense

[dire meadow]

should be like what happens when you do tonumber(tostring(n), b))

[chilly pine]

every other base uses digits from 0 up to 1 - that number

[buoyant kestrel]

base [input number in base random(-10, 10)]

bases can be functions

[dire meadow]

if i wasn't a coward

i would find some way to

allow non-int numbers and bases

[buoyant kestrel]

or function outputs anyway

i have no idea what base f would mean

[chilly pine]

you can do that

[dire meadow]

the thing is

[buoyant kestrel]

given that f(x) = x + 1

[dire meadow]

that every step of the way

for tailsman compatiability

it HAS to be in number form

[chilly pine]

uhh fuck talisman??

[dire meadow]

it can't be a string

[dire meadow]

HELL NAW 💔

[chilly pine]

lamest mod in history

[dire meadow]

people would NEVER play my mod if i diidn't have tailsman compatitbiity

[chilly pine]

i dont play your mod WITH talisman compatability

[balmy lily]

do i add joker infighting

[hard plank]

my mod has talisman compat but it doesn't need it

[quartz socket]

Add joker inbreeding

[chilly pine]

idk what that means

[chilly pine]

remove it

[hard plank]

please goldenleaf i need this

[balmy lily]

DAWG THATS JUST HOTPOT

[chilly pine]

should i actually play aikoshen

[buoyant kestrel]

no that doesn't include the incest

[dire meadow]

also

astro

my mod is

#1442422162802868254

[chilly pine]

yeah say something i dont know

[buoyant kestrel]

since "inbreeding" is for incest specifically

[chilly pine]

what the fuck is this chat

[quartz socket]

Idk what hotpot is

[balmy lily]

MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED

[hard plank]

yes

also maybe wait for the next release

[quartz socket]

My dog is named Benny

[hard plank]

i wanna do something special for Christmas so

i added 7 blinds

[dire meadow]

what

[dire meadow]

what

do you mean like, give me art???

[chilly pine]

@fair thistle hey astro i added you to my mod

[quartz socket]

Buy me a christmas present >:3

[hard plank]

I'm broke

[buoyant kestrel]

ʙ ʟ ᴜ ᴇ

[chilly pine]

just dont be broke

ez

shoulda pirated fl

[dire meadow]

you aren't getting into my mod

[balmy lily]

i only have 15 dollars

[quartz socket]

A way to make money and give me a present. Make the mod cost money to everyone except me :3

[balmy lily]

wait sorry

cents.

[dire meadow]

There ain't room in this town (mod) for FOUR crt heads ocs

[chilly pine]

why are you leaking stocking stuffer

[dire meadow]

i could leak my presents ujel

[quartz socket]

Typa shit that gets a slot on the undertale soundtrack

[dire meadow]

glitterayly

[buoyant kestrel]

glopingly

[quartz socket]

Hey guys it’s 5pm on the 21st and i dont have a gift for anyone yet 🤭

[buoyant kestrel]

gloppingly joking

[balmy lily]

wait its the 21st already?

[dire meadow]

everyone says "code my mod" but no one says "art my mod"
💔

[hard plank]

I'm too old for this

[dire meadow]

gerson react this

[buoyant kestrel]

make my mod do everything for me

[quartz socket]

I say both since i cant do either

[dire meadow]

artists just have to do art mean while coders SUFFER in the CODE MINES /j-ing it so hard

[quartz socket]

Oh and also come up with ideas i dont have many good ones

[chilly pine]

is this jokerforge

[quartz socket]

Can I be jevil :D

[dire meadow]

can i add jank to my mod

[quartz socket]

Tragic

[chilly pine]

crossmod

[balmy lily]

how do i detect jokerforge mods

[dire meadow]

duh

is the jank out yet

[chilly pine]

i can send the repo if u want

[dire meadow]

should i imprison artisits in my code chamber and make them art for me

react 🪱 for yes

[chilly pine]

squirm

[dire meadow]

Lost?

[quartz socket]

+🪱 for yes

[dire meadow]

Frightened?

Confused?

GOOD!!!

[balmy lily]

sorry, astro ate the worm supply

[chilly pine]

https://github.com/Goldofleaves/Medium

[dire meadow]

ASTRO

[quartz socket]

Astro what the fuck

[dire meadow]

YOU MADE A PIECE OF TRASH

YOUR ISAAC!

[chilly pine]

what did astro say i was getting the link

[quartz socket]

He ate all the worms

[dire meadow]

why do you have

your items

spilled out

its bleeding out

put it back in the box

[chilly pine]

because its cool

[quartz socket]

Me?

[chilly pine]

do you like the readme file

[dire meadow]

read me

[balmy lily]

ancient diety vs gatorade

[hard plank]

my mod has so many utility function

[dire meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWJatRxfz8

name it this

[quartz socket]

Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny coded

[dire meadow]

astro did you know

that

i had a bug in my mod from the very start

and i never noticed it

until a bit ago

no

it was the common computer bug

i forgor the species name

WHAT??

that's a rodent

Nash enjoying watermelon

[quartz socket]

Insect

[dire meadow]

isn't this just

^1.10730936

pretty weak

(clueless)

[quartz socket]

:clueless:

[buoyant kestrel]

why do yall get active when i very much should be asleep

[dire meadow]

OH WAIT ITS

SCORE

steamlaugheyes

[buoyant kestrel]

-# (do not tell me the obvious)

[chilly pine]

theres something of a "thyme zone" thing idk

[quartz socket]

Because we hate you

[dire meadow]

i can't really think of conditionals for my jokers

[chilly pine]

some sort of condiment or soemthing

[quartz socket]

This is too mean lemme fix it

[dire meadow]

+20000 mult if all of your hands are worms

[dire meadow]

trigger after scoring

[quartz socket]

Because we HATE YOUY!!11 ! GRRR 😡

[buoyant kestrel]

true

[dire meadow]

is this canon

[buoyant kestrel]

this is TRUE & NEO INFORMATION!

[hard plank]

i still don't know if this is at least fair

[balmy lily]

they removed jeff the killer from smods

[chilly pine]

oh my fucking god this is so fucked up

[quartz socket]

Evil

[chilly pine]

why are all the sound functions

fucking offsetted by 2 spaces

after SET_SFX

[dire meadow]

binary is pretty powerful

[chilly pine]

this MIGHT just be the worst thing ever

[balmy lily]

I AM GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST SMODS TO PUT JEFF THE KILLER BACK INTO STEAMMODDED

[dire meadow]

is this like cross-mod

or just your mod

KILLS you

[hard plank]

why many words when few do trick

[dire meadow]

most languages:

i think

def toki pona tho

steamlaugheyes

guys

[chilly pine]

w u w w y c j a t w

j t l smh

[dire meadow]

should i make the jump from windows to linux

[chilly pine]

i y w

[dire meadow]

i WILL be losing paint.net if i switch...

[buoyant kestrel]

convert score from binary to decimal

remember that you can just use any digits you want in a base eheheeh

[chilly pine]

p . n f s

[dire meadow]

any symbol*

[buoyant kestrel]

digit doesn't mean number imo

though it literally does i just don't use it like that

[chilly pine]

base x where x is a variable

[dire meadow]

how exactly does this work