⚙・modding-general

[lavish pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t2WkCudwfY&list=RDAwLxg-yvEmc&index=27
I like this song

[granite forum]

i have a few that might not make the cut

i need to listen to it more

[jolly merlin]

Low key do u wanna send me that plz.

[hard plank]

what

[jolly merlin]

The playlist

[hard plank]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gN7CGER6kfv2eb8etEhbV

[jolly merlin]

Thx. Always looking for good playlists

[lavish pike]

Is my taste in music good?

[jolly merlin]

Peak

[lavish pike]

👍

More of the songs ive listened to

ive listened to 27 today apparently

roughly

[jolly merlin]

Nice.

[unkempt current]

I'm working on a mod
There's just 1 problem

It's not Balatro related

[lavish pike]

damn

[neon urchin]

i finished my finals 😃

all of em

passed all of em ,,,,.,,.! most probably

[worn rain]

opinions on the boil mod

technically

[drowsy parrot]

is my music taste cooked

[past lava]

same

[granite forum]

yes

very cooked

[worn rain]

dead air ?

[neon urchin]

im going to blow

[dapper helm]

up

[neon urchin]

yeah what Coro said

[granite forum]

ayo?

[worn rain]

yes unless u stream eddy rob music on spotify on christmas 🎄🎄🎄

[quartz socket]

Mine is better

[faint owl]

I often get this error...
What could it be?

[dapper helm]

will do

[neon urchin]

im going to BLOW (up) on YOU. kamikaze style

[granite forum]

why is the up in parenthesis

[neon urchin]

it was optional

[granite forum]

parenthesis implies the existence of fatherhesis and motherhesis

[neon urchin]

that is true

[austere whale]

hai mod chat

does anyone know any

[neon urchin]

yes

[jolly merlin]

I’ve got none

[austere whale]

aw man..

[woven crag]

i have a mod

[neon urchin]

they have a mod

play their mod

[granite forum]

play my mod grrrr

[worn rain]

i have a mod

[woven crag]

collect mine pages first

[worn rain]

😨

[austere whale]

does anyone know any modded balatro youtubers

[granite forum]

exatoxx

murphy

[austere whale]

that are actually good at playing the game

[granite forum]

murphy

[worn rain]

doesnt exist

[austere whale]

not very good at playing the game..

[granite forum]

ik

[jolly merlin]

Me. (I’m not a YouTuber or good at the game)

[granite forum]

but he plays more mods

i am good at the game

[austere whale]

the thing is

[granite forum]

i would say

[austere whale]

i'm poor

[neon urchin]

its modded balatro, skill is like not a factor

[austere whale]

and puterless

which mean i can't play modded

[granite forum]

hm

[jolly merlin]

Wdym

You not on pc I’m guessing?

[worn rain]

and puterless

genius

[austere whale]

yea

[granite forum]

can you read

[austere whale]

i got a phone

and a fridge

it's not very smart tho

[jolly merlin]

Oh puter as in computer

[neon urchin]

oh you can mod balatro on your fridge

[unkempt current]

Yeah

[worn rain]

dont mention putting balatro on ur fridge the moderators will ban u

[austere whale]

yeah if it was smart

[jolly merlin]

Sometimes my genus is frightening

[unkempt current]

Even if it wasn't smart

[neon urchin]

your fridge is stupid

[granite forum]

mid

[neon urchin]

but thats ok

[unkempt current]

Wait no

[granite forum]

i have listened to a bunch of it

[unkempt current]

What is it then

[worn rain]

your fridge got below freezing temperature iq

[granite forum]

further verdict will have to wait

[austere whale]

stupid

[woven crag]

tell it to lock in

[buoyant kestrel]

why have you been using bmm for this long

insane playtime

[jolly merlin]

Did my number go so high it reset back down to 0?

[woven crag]

no

[granite forum]

no?

[austere whale]

it will eletrocute the fish inside it from overthinking

[jolly merlin]

Wdym. It just stays open when I launch the game idk

[woven crag]

this is called chips and mult reset after the hand

[jolly merlin]

Oh . E2

[granite forum]

using bmm in the big '27 🥀

[lavish pike]

this is what ive done for rule one in a server 😭

[jolly merlin]

Got u

[lavish pike]

gn

[austere whale]

it's a good rule

gn

[jolly merlin]

How else am I supposed to launch the game with the mods?

[worn rain]

dropping a new song on christmas 🎶

[lavish pike]

I just mean the last bit

[woven crag]

steam

[buoyant kestrel]

by just putting them in the mod folder

[woven crag]

or literally anything

[buoyant kestrel]

bmm is not needed at all

[woven crag]

double click the executable

whatever floats your boat

[worn rain]

i mean do u really need steam either

just download games free online!

[buoyant kestrel]

you don't

[jolly merlin]

Oh I just have been hitting this launch button to launch the game

[lavish pike]

Yeah that

[worn rain]

let people use bmm...

[buoyant kestrel]

don't ask why i know

[granite forum]

nah you can uninstall steam once you have balatro and launch in terminal

[woven crag]

download ram free working 2011

[jolly merlin]

Didn’t know it was a problem till now

[neon urchin]

you dont need balatro to run it

[worn rain]

it isn't

[woven crag]

balatro LAG manager

[worn rain]

people r stupid

[woven crag]

or rather

[buoyant kestrel]

it is

[woven crag]

balatro SLOW manager

[buoyant kestrel]

bmm is jank

[jolly merlin]

How so

[buoyant kestrel]

mostly because it pulls from main

[granite forum]

ye

[woven crag]

no it doesnt

[worn rain]

people use jank software all the time

who cares

[woven crag]

thats up to the mod devs

that upload their mods

[buoyant kestrel]

oh okay so people are lazy lmfao

[granite forum]

well actually its up to the players

[jolly merlin]

My shits already jank I’m playing on an old laptop. Doubt it’s making it much worse than it was

[granite forum]

mod devs upload because its more plays

[granite forum]

that logic does not track

[woven crag]

the main issues are just having to load a giant ass github repo that has the mod list and being generally quite unfriendly for devs uploading their mods

[jolly merlin]

It does for me

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't know any specifics because i have not had a reason to use bmm

besides i am on linux

[unkempt current]

My laptop is eh

[granite forum]

makes sense why you're using bmm then /hj

[unkempt current]

Was originally made for windows 7 so I think it's a bit old

[jolly merlin]

Again what is the issue🫠 just let me play my game 🥲

[buoyant kestrel]

those heathens made a macos build but skimped on linux lmfao

[austere whale]

so ig i have to watch murphy for modded content huh

[jolly merlin]

I just started modding last night so all the content there is fresh. Maybe once I get tired of these ones I’ll do it other way but for now this is good

[deft ore]

that reminds me of the one person who was trying to run lovely on windows 7

[jolly merlin]

I’ll start a YouTube channel just for you

[woven crag]

boy this reminds me of the time i tried to run lovely on windows 7

[austere whale]

i will be honored to watch every video

[drowsy parrot]

youre not a real person

[woven crag]

i didnt do this but funny family guy

[jolly merlin]

Oh. I wasn’t expecting you to say yes. Idk how to record videos lol.

[quartz socket]

:<

[woven crag]

step 1: press ctrl+f11 to start recording with steam
step 2: press ctrl+f11 to stop recording with steam

[austere whale]

lol das oke you really don't have to

[woven crag]

step 3: profit

[jolly merlin]

Oh. Thats actually quite simple

[jolly merlin]

lol.

[quartz socket]

Step 4. Get cancelled after doing something bad

[faint owl]

can someone help me?

[woven crag]

this only happens if you are a minecraft or geometry dash creator dont worry

[jolly merlin]

You said you wanted people to watch who were good. My biggest non modded hand was only like e19

[woven crag]

other people never do something bad

[quartz socket]

Undertale

[jolly merlin]

Restart the game idk

[woven crag]

disable mods until it works

[quartz socket]

Roblox

[woven crag]

true

[full edge]

Do any of the mods you're using add content? And does it happen under similar circumstances constantly?

[woven crag]

i guess

[deft ore]

donald trump smp download when

[faint owl]

most of the time it does work but then some interactions just make it crash like that

[jolly merlin]

At what point do I stop doubling it?

[dire meadow]

cryptd slop

[deft ore]

now

[jolly merlin]

Yes. It’s so fun

[dire meadow]

we don't talk about cryptid around here

[jolly merlin]

What’s so wrong with it

[woven crag]

the main issue with a lot of modded creators is more that theyre just infuriatingly stupid (e.g. not reading something and then wondering why it doesnt work how they think)

[granite forum]

i have partial art credit on that
nonetheless i think cryptid really shouldn't exist

[dire meadow]

we are racist towards cryptid

[deft ore]

why are you only doubling it where's your valuemaniped scalae

[woven crag]

exactly

[jolly merlin]

Why not? It’s a fun mod so far

[woven crag]

optimal slopping

[granite forum]

where is trop smoothie hooked to flash card

[woven crag]

scalae value manip

and exponentia

the classic

[granite forum]

kills replayability

especially if you are good

[dire meadow]

every run will be a win

[jolly merlin]

Got ya.

[woven crag]

play entropy

entropy is peak

[deft ore]

also 15 billion retriggers for calculation time farming

[woven crag]

i will never stop shilling entropy

[obtuse wagon]

hello sorry to interrupt but does anyone know how the weight system for the vanilla rarities works?

[buoyant kestrel]

i like cryptid because playing it with my friend is very funny

[dire meadow]

calcuation time when kill time walks in

[deft ore]

what do you mean by that

its a weight system different things have different weights

[buoyant kestrel]

stupid bullshit happens and we get to laugh at it

i think

[jolly merlin]

There’s so many extra decks and stuff. Idk I’m having a great time and I’ve been playing it for like 18 hours so far. So to each their own I guess

[deft ore]

unsure what youre confused about here

[buoyant kestrel]

cryptid would be better if it was more varied in the stupid bullshit

[obtuse wagon]

right but what are the weights of each vanilla rarity (excluding legendary ofc), having difficulty figuring that out

[jolly merlin]

That’s great I love winning.

[dire meadow]

but you know you are gonna win

[deft ore]

have you tried a search engine

[deft ore]

grue

[obtuse wagon]

yes

[deft ore]

another 10 billion jolly joker runs

[dire meadow]

why care if the hero succeeds at every challenge

[deft ore]

and what comes up

[jolly merlin]

Yeah but how are you going to. So many fun jokers to play with

[obtuse wagon]

wiki

[dire meadow]

they are never in any real danger

[woven crag]

its just the same as their percentage spawn rate divided by 100

[obtuse wagon]

with percentages

[granite forum]

is it really a win if it's guarenteed?

[obtuse wagon]

tysm

[deft ore]

oh you wanted specific numbers

[dire meadow]

therefore there's no reason to care about them and the story

[deft ore]

whats wrong with percentages

[jolly merlin]

I also have been playing cryptid multiplayer with a friend of mine so that’s fun too

[dire meadow]

haha sometimes

[woven crag]

inaccurate when other rarities are added

[deft ore]

right we're in modding-chat

[woven crag]

is he stupid

[leaden vector]

Haha, 1!

[deft ore]

yes

[woven crag]

awesome

[dire meadow]

1*1=1

[woven crag]

false

its actually 1 = 1

[buoyant kestrel]

1*1=1 is nil

1*(1=1)

[leaden vector]

Haha, 0!

[dire meadow]

Nash enjoying watermelon

[granite forum]

0/0 = 0

[woven crag]

this is 1 per definition

[dire meadow]

haha sometimes

[jolly merlin]

1+1=2

[granite forum]

actually no

[dire meadow]

grue

[woven crag]

fun probability facts

with eris

[buoyant kestrel]

instead of giving an error or non number value

it should just be random

[woven crag]

brilliant

[jolly merlin]

Alright have fun talking about math or whatever ima go shower

[granite forum]

random between infinity and negative infinity (inclusive)

wait what would that look like

[buoyant kestrel]

well there is a finite amount of numbers

[granite forum]

obviously if it's between a finite and infinity you will get infinity

[deft ore]

moo

[buoyant kestrel]

since this is computer town

[woven crag]

incomprehensible

[granite forum]

but two infinities of different parities...

[buoyant kestrel]

so you can just pick a random one

[leaden vector]

[woven crag]

theres already infinite reals

[woven crag]

uncountably infinite reals

[buoyant kestrel]

getting even a conceptual list seems tricky though

[woven crag]

in any range

[leaden vector]

NOOOOOOOO

[dire meadow]

:3

[granite forum]

are you high

[deft ore]

[1, 1]

[woven crag]

die

[buoyant kestrel]

we are in finite number land (computing)

[dire meadow]

well there is a finite amount of [floats]

[deft ore]

🪦

[woven crag]

thanks

[granite forum]

fine

[deft ore]

the funeral will be held next friday 3pm

[dire meadow]

why don't we just

use infinite memory

are we stupid

[buoyant kestrel]

true...

[woven crag]

what if i just make more numbers with tables

infinitely

[leaden vector]

This peanut butter sandwich is fucking delicious

[granite forum]

between graham's number and -1 * graham's number

[buoyant kestrel]

oh god

[woven crag]

because my pc is locked in

[dire meadow]

you'd run out of memory

[woven crag]

and has infinite memory

[deft ore]

recursive omeganum...

[buoyant kestrel]

turing machine ahh

[woven crag]

its locked in

[dire meadow]

what if you could have infinite money

but you had to buy ram

[woven crag]

infinity EB ram

[granite forum]

sell infinite ram

[leaden vector]

You could get 2 sticks of 8gb

[granite forum]

for infinite money

[dire meadow]

blunder

[granite forum]

crash economy

[dire meadow]

how do you

get infinite ram

[woven crag]

lock in

[dire meadow]

from finite amount of resources (the earth)

[granite forum]

just buy it

[woven crag]

just lock in

[granite forum]

go into debt

[leaden vector]

Easy, just buy more ram

[dire meadow]

what

[woven crag]

find a white hole

[dire meadow]

what do you mean debt

[granite forum]

buy all ram

then buy more

[dire meadow]

WHAT DEBT

[deft ore]

steal from a parallel universe

[dire meadow]

YOU CAN'T HAVE

JWFUIAHFUWIAFH

dies

[granite forum]

you can't be stopped from going into debt

own the ram

[leaden vector]

Come on guys, just download ram!

[woven crag]

my point exactly

[dire meadow]

turns into a pile of 64 gigabytes of ram

[granite forum]

sell for profit

[woven crag]

throws you into the ocean

[dire meadow]

haha sometime

[buoyant kestrel]

chat just make another universe and exploit the planted sentient life for profit

its easy

[granite forum]

sell each for 1*1.0000000000001 more than you bought them for

[dire meadow]

just create the universe to make a cherry pie

[granite forum]

still infinite profit

[deft ore]

only one universe?

[leaden vector]

Your worth is 2000 dollars

[buoyant kestrel]

you see

[woven crag]

hmm today i will make another universe inside of our current one

[dire meadow]

🥳

[buoyant kestrel]

you can make them make universes

its recursive

[dire meadow]

in the universe club

[deft ore]

glue

[dire meadow]

truetwo

[woven crag]

fun universe fact

[leaden vector]

I hate openai

[granite forum]

take infinite ram
split in half
give half to someone else
now 2 infinite rams

[woven crag]

everyone would die if you did that

[dire meadow]

I hate openai

[woven crag]

create a universe

or rather cease to exist

[deft ore]

just lock in

[leaden vector]

That too

[buoyant kestrel]

infinite exploitation

[wispy canopy]

God i love modding-dev because it's like 20 people all asking how to program something or how to fix a bug and none of them getting answered

[buoyant kestrel]

how beautiful

[granite forum]

infinite raam

wait

[leaden vector]

And here, we don't even talk about modding

[granite forum]

infinite ramb?

[dire meadow]

how do i create biological life in balatro

[wispy canopy]

Honestly that's way better

[dire meadow]

how can i simulate a universe in lua

[deft ore]

somethingcom515 save us...

[granite forum]

simulate big bang
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
life

[dire meadow]

dude

paradox blocked me

blunder

[leaden vector]

Who?

[granite forum]

same 😞

[dire meadow]

what on earth

[deft ore]

haha sometimes

[buoyant kestrel]

the family fighting in the room:

[dire meadow]

dude you

legit did

i can tell

i have eyes

[leaden vector]

Ahh

[woven crag]

ishoweyes

[granite forum]

so real

[past lava]

why

[woven crag]

fraudware

[austere whale]

yeah just people who are a bit experienced, murphy seems to be really entertaining rn
also that's nice, i prefer gold stake runs over high score runs

[leaden vector]

Horse walks in

[deft ore]

soulware more like spam reactionsware

[past lava]

what the fuck

[granite forum]

i was naneinf attempting got e181 max in vanilla
way more fun than e181 in cryptid i'll tell you that

[deft ore]

trueangletrianglenotmariomf

[dire meadow]

i think the family isn't fighting again

[woven crag]

why is the name so long

[deft ore]

easier to search

[woven crag]

youre a fraud

😡

[dire meadow]

@deft ore is a fraud!

[leaden vector]

Fraud when

[dire meadow]

they blocked me for no definable reason and are clearly just uncollapsing my messages

[past lava]

i'm a fraud

[leaden vector]

PLEASEEEEEEE HAKITAAAAAAAA

[dire meadow]

fraud when the 4th dimension is discovered

[woven crag]

there is a message inbetween

[deft ore]

i dont want you to keep reacting its unfunny

[dire meadow]

i can

react other people

[woven crag]

no fraud is in 2026

[dire meadow]

you know

💔

[granite forum]

i would horse react..
i put out my hand
and, just out of view,
just perfectly out of view,
another hand pressed against mine
and pushed me back

[deft ore]

dont be unfunny on my messages

[dire meadow]

dude what's gotten into you

[leaden vector]

Fraud on Christmas

[leaden vector]

Microplastics

[dire meadow]

has paradox suffered extreme brain damage!?

[woven crag]

soulware

[dire meadow]

a very minor case too...

[woven crag]

fight me to the death

🥺

[dire meadow]

i NEVER fish react

[past lava]

tough crowd

[woven crag]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[dire meadow]

convert the left card into the right card

[woven crag]

felony

[dire meadow]

all of the chess notation is mine to keep

[woven crag]

clearly

[leaden vector]

Looks inside

[woven crag]

felony

[dire meadow]

i already have felony in my mod as heresy

[woven crag]

add misdemeanor then

[deft ore]

no do savior

saviour

[leaden vector]

Gasp

[woven crag]

blunder

[dire meadow]

and this

[leaden vector]

The blunder emoji is genuinely so devastating

[granite forum]

200iqfuckingplay you mean

[dire meadow]

WAR WITHOUT REASON!!!

[leaden vector]

And then we all clapped

[dire meadow]

obama was there

[past lava]

i didn't clap

[leaden vector]

You clew

[dire meadow]

chewed

[dire meadow]

i'm a #000000 BELIEVER!

[buoyant kestrel]

i feel a sort of despair that i have not seen in a long time from this chat

[dire meadow]

shut up george

[leaden vector]

#3F00FF on top

[granite forum]

why eris 67 react

i swear

[worn rain]

it was me

[woven crag]

i didnt start it

[worn rain]

lol

[granite forum]

damn

[deft ore]

hi edward robinson

[worn rain]

sup

[leaden vector]

Jolly Edward Robinson is here

[quartz socket]

Then the CEO of gay came and called me top gay

[woven crag]

brilliant

[buoyant kestrel]

ranks

yes yes

[leaden vector]

I saw it, I was the hydro flask in the corner

[worn rain]

who asked

[granite forum]

it was you tho...

[woven crag]

your fake chess notation balatro message things suck ass

imma be real

[woven crag]

you use them too much for them to be funny

[buoyant kestrel]

devil cry
maybe

[worn dagger]

Death penalty, Satan says he wants to meet you personally.

[deft ore]

also theyre too small

[leaden vector]

Haiiii Crystall

[past lava]

❌

[worn dagger]

Hi

[buoyant kestrel]

my mouth is moving as if to smile but its not happening

[worn dagger]

I’m going to commit a melony

[deft ore]

good_move

[lavish pike]

Im pretty sure gabriel is the awesome lesbian couple

[worn dagger]

Gabriel is a guy

It would be awesome gay couple

[buoyant kestrel]

https://soundcloud.com/greekletter-serialthing/jantro_maestro_battle

[past lava]

hello

[leaden vector]

Awesome gay couple

Evil intimidating Karl Wheezer

[lavish pike]

Nah

[leaden vector]

My gf absolutely loves this image

[sudden fjord]

my honest opinion

[leaden vector]

She doesn't even play ultrakill

[deft ore]

labubulatruetrue

[leaden vector]

Hell yeah

[buoyant kestrel]

https://soundcloud.com/sspin-st/storyspin-98

ultra kill !

[leaden vector]

What's your 4-1 time?

[deft ore]

im ultra dead

[worn dagger]

Ultra killing myself

[leaden vector]

Ultrakilled

[lavish pike]

You have a girlfriend?
Now way

[worn dagger]

Fair

[lavish pike]

Dont say that ever tho

I read

[leaden vector]

She's very pretty :3

[buoyant kestrel]

https://soundcloud.com/sspin-st/storyspin-79

bobby

the blob

[lavish pike]

I litterally dmed you what happend today 😭

[worn dagger]

Yeah I just say shit that comes to my mind without thinking

[buoyant kestrel]

he is a doctor

!

[lavish pike]

... yeah ok then

[honest zephyr]

what does the f stand for

[buoyant kestrel]

translating the game into my own language so don't worry about the incomprehensibility

it will be normal

[past lava]

this is scary

[leaden vector]

Hai Jade

[past lava]

i hate it

[honest zephyr]

ah ok...

[opal haven]

I have an error with undetale and deltarune mod :<

[buoyant kestrel]

https://soundcloud.com/sspin-st/storyspin-89 papyrus knight

[honest zephyr]

-# nobody's taken the femboy rank idea yet, then /j

[leaden vector]

Do y'all wanna see 2 chicken nuggets that fused together

[deft ore]

nobody can help you if you dont post anything about it

well normally actually

given the mod its probably talismans fault

[opal haven]

I'm trying to paste it

[deft ore]

is it on vanilla?

[opal haven]

It is likely talisman...

[deft ore]

youre having trouble installing it?

[opal haven]

Oh no

[deft ore]

wdym trying to paste it

[opal haven]

I'm trying to show the eroor

[deft ore]

ctrl c ctrl v here?

[opal haven]

But it doesn't do that thing it does

[leaden vector]

Ts was still gas

[buoyant kestrel]

it would ruin the bit but i'm considering because people usually aren't as insane as i am

[deft ore]

upload as file

[opal haven]

Instead it tries to send as a message, too long

[buoyant kestrel]

true...

also mult is persistent in a blind now

[deft ore]

@opal haven

[opal haven]

Where can I find that?

[deft ore]

plus symbol on the left of your message

[buoyant kestrel]

wait wait
what if you can unlock words

[buoyant kestrel]

and slowly translate the game

[opal haven]

Thank you

[deft ore]

Yup

talisman's fault

[opal haven]

Gr

[deft ore]

switch the score setting to vanilla

[opal haven]

It's also a dependancy

[deft ore]

Yes

[buoyant kestrel]

true...

[deft ore]

utdr is both incompatible with talisman and also depends on it

it just sucks like that

[austere whale]

what

[opal haven]

Bruh

[buoyant kestrel]

unlocked mult translation!

and translated words in untranslated descriptions would be in [these]

[austere whale]

hmm how do people like make mod teams, do they like commission artists and coders

[opal haven]

Why is talisman the mod breaker

[deft ore]

Numbers can't usually be that big so it has to make them something different to make them bigger

but if you compare that something (table) and a normal number game crashes

[buoyant kestrel]

if mods don't specifically account for talisman it tends to implode

[deft ore]

because you cant really. do that

[opal haven]

The undertale mod has no excuse though, it has talisman as a DEPENDANCY

[buoyant kestrel]

i know

[opal haven]

Like wth

[buoyant kestrel]

i have expressed my hate

for that fucking mod

[deft ore]

the dependancies file was copied from cryptid or something i think

and they just havent removed talisman

doesnt help that you cant really contact the dev

fucking google drive downloads

[opal haven]

Yikes

[deft ore]

and the Seven Hidden Joker Effects

sorry did i say seven i meant seventy seven

[vale sage]

hi guys i'm back

[buoyant kestrel]

the khekkofettl who wrote that shit should be shredded

best way to bypass filter is by inventing swears

concept recycling

[deft ore]

ScoliPlushTrue

[opal haven]

That I noticed...

The are is GOATED tho

[deft ore]

what if we took this vanilla joker and now instead of chips its mult

crazy

soul deck forces the first seven boss blinds

[opal haven]

Yeah, I got bored of this mod kinda fast

[buoyant kestrel]

Khekkofettl means godfucker, derived from Khekke (God, negative conno) and Dofetti (Sex; Literally Two (Do) Souls (Fetti))

[opal haven]

But I wanted to try getting noelle with the thorn ring

[deft ore]

theres nothing special beyond ooh stronger effect

[woven crag]

i love ("string").lower("string")

my favorite part of utdr code

[buoyant kestrel]

ah yes

metatable abuse

❤️

[woven crag]

how is it metatable abuse

[deft ore]

where do they use metatables

[buoyant kestrel]

you are twisting them out of shape

[woven crag]

its just using a redundant string to access stringlib

[buoyant kestrel]

that metatable ain't supposed to be used like that

[woven crag]

its

[buoyant kestrel]

its abuse like child abuse

[woven crag]

not a metatable

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm pretty sure it is a metatable

the string metatable

[woven crag]

no

[buoyant kestrel]

for "strings"

[woven crag]

thats

metatables are for tables

[opal haven]

I mean, the balancing isn't good either

[woven crag]

and that is it

[opal haven]

I mean, why is kris just worse blueprint

[buoyant kestrel]

meta table in question:

[woven crag]

explodes you

[deft ore]

you can set metatables on other datatypes i think

[opal haven]

Translation

[deft ore]

*stuntman

[woven crag]

thats just __index

[past lava]

i wanna make a retake of the ut/dr mod

[buoyant kestrel]

it has a metatable

[woven crag]

which lets you acces string functions from a string

[woven crag]

yeah but lower is not one of them

[deft ore]

eris how is that not a metatable

[woven crag]

bro

[buoyant kestrel]

i love splitting hairs

[opal haven]

Please translate, idk coding talk...

[deft ore]

lower is what you get if you index lower on a string

[buoyant kestrel]

its my favourite activity

[woven crag]

yes that is correct

but like

how exactly is metatable abuse relevant

[deft ore]

its calling the index metamethod to get that

[woven crag]

yeah

[buoyant kestrel]

i just said its abuse as in child abuse

[deft ore]

its not metatable abuse though its just. weird

[woven crag]

yeah thats what ive been saying

[buoyant kestrel]

or child slavery would be a closer metaphor

ig

which is also abuse

[leaden vector]

i leave for 5 minutes

[woven crag]

a closer metaphor would be mental insanity

[deft ore]

metatables are sort of like a list of special functions that are called when you do certain things to another thing

[woven crag]

talisman loves them a lot

[opal haven]

Thank you.

[buoyant kestrel]

(i've been trying to make a joke this whole time and none of yall have even seemed to notice i'm clarifying it)

[deft ore]

your jokes unfunny then

[buoyant kestrel]

ok

[woven crag]

ok

[dire meadow]

aw hell naw

[woven crag]

yellow

[deft ore]

#010

[buoyant kestrel]

-# (it wasn't even about child slavery i just hoped that would help in removing the /srs that was apparently hovering around my message)

[granite forum]

unjankify

[dire meadow]

never

what game am i playing

[dreamy abyss]

idk but you should play it

[buoyant kestrel]

|AISOAENTROPYLILYFWINDOWS95)

[past lava]

peak mentioned

[dire meadow]

where

[past lava]

toga's stuff

[keen knoll]

hi

[past lava]

hello

[keen knoll]

wyd

[past lava]

nothing

[keen knoll]

oh

[quartz socket]

This is so sad

[past lava]

what

[full edge]

Wondering what the best way is gonna be for the collection to be sorted, with unlocks. It's currently just by rarity and then by alphabetical order, but that does make for a somewhat strange collection at the very start. The base game stuffs all locked content in the back, maybe I should imitate that 🤔

[buoyant kestrel]

my friend is playing one of my older mods

[leaden vector]

I like this blind idea

[reef viper]

help

[leaden vector]

Could you send it as a file

[reef viper]

How can i do that

[opal haven]

Just saw a post about Jen's almanac being canceled, dammit

[leaden vector]

Should just be able to press ctrl + c

then ctrl + v in discord

[woven crag]

Get rid of talisman, something causes it to have issues with entropy recently

[reef viper]

Ok

[leaden vector]

mambo

[tardy sigil]

ive made a masterpiece

[woven crag]

This lowkey sucks for a rare

[tardy sigil]

yeah?

up the mult? lower the loss?

[woven crag]

Probably more mult and less loss

So its not just bad throwback

[tardy sigil]

alright

X4 and X0.15?

or more mult even from that

[leaden vector]

you could just skip the blinds

It's about what you'd expect from a rare

[woven crag]

Throwback is literally just better then

[woven crag]

Maybe that yeah

And see how that works from gameplay for further balancing

[leaden vector]

true actually

[deft ore]

bad throwback is redundant

[woven crag]

Good throwback is peak though

Society if skipping was good

[buoyant kestrel]

it would take 12 skips for throwback to be better with X4
which is 6 antes if i've done my math right

[buoyant kestrel]

good balancing imo considering this

you would have to commit to throwback and some weaker builds that need the buildup would perish before 6 antes

so if you aren't trying to die it tends to be longer

true

[buoyant kestrel]

funnily enough it would have the same issue except that you just get the xmult up front

so its consistent

you just need +mult of some kind

[dire meadow]

you can't skip anymore..

skipping kills you

instantly

[buoyant kestrel]

skipping doesn't skip the blind it just gives the tag

[dire meadow]

skips are free

[buoyant kestrel]

and its replaced with "Next"

so you can take the tag and just

go into the blind anyway

or alternatively you can replay all skipped blinds this ante

[deft ore]

skipping a blind still triggers cashout screen

[tardy sigil]

booooo

[deft ore]

except you dont earn hand money or discard money

[worn dagger]

Juice that makes your head explode

[leaden vector]

jews that make your headddd explode

[worn dagger]

nooooooo

[ionic crystal]

hi chat

[leaden vector]

hellooooo

[buoyant kestrel]

weird ahh joker idea:
Beaten boss blinds are stored in this Joker, unless there already is one stored. Use this Joker to swap the boss blind and stored blind.

[ionic crystal]

im finally done coding all the boss blinds in my mod vro

[buoyant kestrel]

hidden utility here is that you can sidestep ante 8 finishers

by just replacing them with a normal boss

though you now have an ante 8 finisher in the joker

[uncut root]

Is there a mod that replaces the background with something inspired by Deltarune ch 4's second sanctuary?

[uncut root]

Like, something like the animated thing that plays ingame (ingame for Deltarune)

[buoyant kestrel]

with the caveat that if you replace a small/big blind it can't be skipped

[honest zephyr]

i think there's a mod that lets you replace the background?

[deft ore]

if you replace a boss with a small blind can you skip it

[quartz socket]

Add more :3

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[ionic crystal]

weird ahh idea stake idea:
beating a boss blind gives you the joker equivalent of it, however required scores are doubled

[buoyant kestrel]

deck

[quartz socket]

The joker equivalent?

[buoyant kestrel]

thats a deck

[ionic crystal]

yep
-# i have that in my mod lmaoer

[quartz socket]

Oo

[ionic crystal]

sure ig

[buoyant kestrel]

pareidolia deck but only because of what the actual word means

[ionic crystal]

-# note that this only works on vanilla boss blinds

-# also finisher blinds are literally legendaries so their required score is quadrupled

[honest zephyr]

what if the pick of destiny was a joker...

[ionic crystal]

i have one finisher blind idea and i have no idea how to code it

[buoyant kestrel]

"I WILL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD, MACHINE"

[ionic crystal]

...funnily enough the jokers are the hebrew derivations of the symbols on the boss blinds

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfao

[ionic crystal]

eg. the ox > aleph (gain $1 if played hand is most played hand)

[leaden vector]

i got skeleton king twice in my first two champion chests...

i feel scammed

[quartz socket]

Whats the idea?

[ionic crystal]

so basically
the main gimmick is that it changes effects every turn

[rugged oracle]

@rain orbit need mod help?

I kind of know some things about lua coding

[honest zephyr]

what if instead of epic and exotic it was dungeons and dragons rarities

[ionic crystal]

-# and also you gain +4 hands but score is capped at 19% lmao

-# also you dont lose any discards

[honest zephyr]

Epic -> Very Rare
Exotic -> Artifact

[buoyant kestrel]

the four suits

with a completely normal amount of cards

[ionic crystal]

damn

what the fuck am i looking at

how tf

new cards all together???

[buoyant kestrel]

a full deck

[ionic crystal]

god DAMN

[buoyant kestrel]

i ortalabbed the playing cards

[ionic crystal]

how do you even-

[honest zephyr]

hmmm... i might do this for my mod....

[ionic crystal]

how do you even replace the entire deck

[buoyant kestrel]

big jank

[honest zephyr]

i was about to make crossmod but God Damn It I'm Doing This Now

[ionic crystal]

yikes

[buoyant kestrel]

also notice

there are three card properties

the rendering system ain't even supposed to let me do that

[ionic crystal]

😭

[honest zephyr]

oh wait i need to. define the rarities right

[buoyant kestrel]

they are actually the tarot eq in that universe

used for predictions and the like

so it’s a double swap

[honest zephyr]

hmmm... add a cursed sticker maybe?

[buoyant kestrel]

anyway uhh this is true i guess

but the design happened after the property planning

[honest zephyr]

i was thinking
"-$3"
"1 in 4 chance to be debuffed at end of round"
"Can only be sold once sticker is removed"

[leaden vector]

my boredom grows

[honest zephyr]

......although that might be a bit too much of a punch in the dick

[forest knoll]

the -$3 is definitely a bit much, considering cursed sticker is probably compatible with rental

[keen knoll]

your 1 in 2 chance to retrigger played jokers and playing cards?

[honest zephyr]

i was thinking it would apply only by itself

maybe a spectral spawns a joker with one?

like
you can pick the rarity of joker you want to spawn
but it spawns with the cursed sticker

[forest knoll]

maybe
i do also think it's just trying to do a lot of things at once

[quartz socket]

Hm

[ionic crystal]

im not sure how to code it lmao

[honest zephyr]

maybe i just trim it down to "Cannot be sold or destroyed until this sticker is removed" and "-$3"

[rain orbit]

Yes

Just jokers

As of rn

[ivory sinew]

If you get the joke you win.

[honest zephyr]

Day of Reckoning
Creates an Artifact Joker
Destroys all held jokers
Destroys half your deck
-# For the Lord of armies will have a day of reckoning Against everyone who is arrogant and haughty, And against everyone who is lifted up, That he may be brought low.

[ionic crystal]

i can see this is based off judgement

but HALF THE DECK???

jesus christ

[honest zephyr]

an eye for an eye, some might say

[ionic crystal]

similar to hex lmao

should be

if not then
HALF THE DECK WHAT THE FUCK

that's like. ortalab mythos level bad

[honest zephyr]

a fourth of the deck then

[rain orbit]

Guys let's just start calling alternate balatros "balatralts" or "balaltros"

[ionic crystal]

balalalt

[dire meadow]

balalikes

[rain orbit]

Balaslop

[dire meadow]

then a purist balalike fan comes about and force other balalikes to be balalites

[ionic crystal]

we be putting slop on anything nowadays 💔

[honest zephyr]

i'm not gonna pull some shit like "uhhhh ^^845981 mult!!!!!!!!!"

[rain orbit]

Welcome back, to Slop Live

Balatro infection au

[honest zephyr]

no eChips or eMult here!

[ionic crystal]

...what

wtf is echips 😭

[honest zephyr]

also i already know what two artifact jokers will be

not telling tho Shhh... 🤫

[rugged oracle]

Noice

[ionic crystal]

true

[rain orbit]

There's a forum #1448925588701315223

[honest zephyr]

what if instead of destroying the jokers it just put the perishable sticker on them

[honest zephyr]

yes they still will die, but at least you have a moment to say your final words to them

[jaunty delta]

hey mod chat does anyone have the "funny" meme mod? or something equally dumb to play around with?

[ionic crystal]

dawg what 😭

[honest zephyr]

so destroy them all still, then

[ionic crystal]

ok uh hear me out

debuff em :walcomebuck:

yep wacle

[honest zephyr]

genius!!!

idk i'm just gonna make some very rare jokers first before i hit the artifacts

[ionic crystal]

+11e308 social credit

[honest zephyr]

at least 10 or 5 very rare jokers
depending on if i get lazy or not

[sage sleet]

I've had this idea for some jokers for a FNF x Balatro mod:

• Shuri Hino: +25 chips for every scored card
• Ken Tsukimori: x25 Mult, multiplies by amount of cards in hand (ex. x150 mult for 5 card hand) (number of cards scored x 25)
  It’s based on their fighting styles, with Shuri doing the quick light attacks and Ken delivering the BRUTAL final blow
  The Jokers themselves are characters from the FNF mod Shinobi Scramble

[ionic crystal]

💀

fuck wrong send

[honest zephyr]

i will give you a hint, though.
they're from a game on my widgets on my profile

[ionic crystal]

h

[whole hatch]

Hi

[ionic crystal]

hi

[buoyant kestrel]

spongebob rotation gif

[whole hatch]

Is this niche knowledge

What gif are you referring to

[buoyant kestrel]

https:// an tenna .com/view/funny-spongebob-gif-17598597586521616942

sponegebob

[honest zephyr]

Sea Cucumber
After hand scoring --> Every empty Joker slot will give +5 Mult equal to how many cards were played this hand
-# Wait... is this the Number Factory?

[keen knoll]

also i finally am into my third page of jokers :D

[honest zephyr]

3D Glasses
End of round --> 1 in 5 chance to upgrade the rarity of Joker to the right
(Cannot upgrade a Rare into a Legendary or anything higher)

[rain orbit]

Does this mean like
-5 chips and -1 mult from base hand, but +5 chips and +1 mult to that card

[keen knoll]

no its just your c x m is set to 0x0

like what the flint does

[neon urchin]

oooooouuuughhh im soo loooneellyyyy and boooorrreeed

i wanna eat rice

i ran out of riiice

theres no more rice

[rain orbit]

[B]ored

[neon urchin]

im going to starve to death

[neon urchin]

this is true

[ionic crystal]

so real

[neon urchin]

sometimes i like to pick up scammer calls when im not doing anything

but once they realize im not actually gnna like do what they say they just hang up, sometimes just when they hear my voice

[latent crescent]

actually this position on title cards is truly peak

CRT filter 100 is insane tho

[hardy brook]

Reading the wiki here, yeah it seems to work, I forgot to add Familiar into this too

I also just realized there's another reverse for Ortalab

Balatro started with a private beta and then had public betas

Ortalab started with Public Betas then had a private beta

[rain orbit]

Unrelated but what exatly count a mod as "in development" in your eyes

Like there has to be at least playable content from it?

[hardy brook]

At least shown that there's actual in-game progress

[rain orbit]

Oh

[hardy brook]

Art only/Ideas: Concept
Gameplay/Code being shown to be in progress: Development

[dire meadow]

they know you are a idoit...

[rain orbit]

What if
Singular joker

[hardy brook]

eh

blurring the line

[buoyant kestrel]

well then the mods done isn't it

[rain orbit]

Abstract joker

[buoyant kestrel]

true...

[dire meadow]

joker...

[rain orbit]

Oops all negatives

[dire meadow]

what

[storm forum]

Makes me think of the palette cycling for fading colors to/from black on the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.

[dire meadow]

i made it in blender btw

[rain orbit]

Majin joker

[dire meadow]

JOKER IS INFINITE!

[keen knoll]

oh god i just had the worst idea for a joker

improbability drive (uncommon)

all random choices hit the first possible option```

it patches SMODS.pseudorandom_element to always return the first element instead

this would probably break so much

[neon urchin]

this is true

[wicked jasper]

[rain orbit]

tiky

[keen knoll]

iis it good

[exotic belfry]

Tiky

[ionic crystal]

just a normal balatro run

[ornate bone]

I'm not using the crt filter of balatro.

I'm using reshade.

[wary rose]

does brainstorm (the mod) just not work why will it not give me my charm tag

[forest knoll]

brainstorm doesn't work with any other content mods

because adding any content to the random pools changes the seeds

if that's not the case for you then idk lol

[olive hamlet]

I think its quite an old mod as well

[buoyant kestrel]

time to make the joker swap now

[wicked jasper]

what are the hand types on that

[buoyant kestrel]

none of them are implemented but

also ignore the implication of the (English) lmfao

[wicked jasper]

these are definitely words

[forest knoll]

those are words lmao

[wicked jasper]

is this based off a conlang or smtn

[buoyant kestrel]

my conlang

made for this mod

[wicked jasper]

nice

very cool :>

[dire meadow]

i HATE conlangs

im also EVIL

[ionic crystal]

what

[wicked jasper]

i've considered making a base 16 number system for a project that's tangentially related to my oc lore

[buoyant kestrel]

here are the numbers
the number six doesn't exist because it was ontologically ripped from reality

[wicked jasper]

...but i haven't rly done anything woth that project beyond coming up with the loocs concept

[dire meadow]

why tho

[buoyant kestrel]

no more 67

[dire meadow]

does this mean

base 9

[ionic crystal]

😭

[buoyant kestrel]

more like

any 6 sided shape will collapse into 5 or 7 before it can be recognized as such

calculations that evaluate to 6 don't

etc etc

and a digit for "6" cannot exist

[wary rose]

its multiplayer isnt it

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[ionic crystal]

** **7

[wicked jasper]

waow

[buoyant kestrel]

it is so violently rejected that it can only be described by the indirect properties of it being missing

[forest knoll]

yes multiplayer does indeed add new content afaik

[ionic crystal]

isa dalawa tatlo apat lima ** ** pito walo siyam sampu
1 2 3 4 5 ** ** 7 8 9 10

[wicked jasper]

kinda reminds me of in stars and time, where ||things can just be wiped out of existence, including entire continents and even the concept of colour itself||

[wary rose]

literally adds 6 jokers 😂✌️ (I HATE MODDING THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME)

[buoyant kestrel]

they just can't

because of the calculation weirdness

combinatorics are often used to represent numbers

(like 9 + 4 instead of 13)

this applies to non 6 numbers too because it got generalized

[past lava]

it's brainstorm

[wary rose]

me when i dont read

[lost inlet]

how the fuck would you eliminate 6 from reality

what if i drew a hexagon

[buoyant kestrel]

not even becomes

you just draw either