⚙・modding-general

[dire meadow]

too bad

i stole it

its all mine...

so it that triangular sign

that red balloon

the month of june

[dense egret]

whats [2]2?

[dire meadow]

oh you

don't wanna

know man

the horrors

[limber oak]

lowkey vessel

[dense egret]

despite beign talisman

i want to know

[dire meadow]

the chess.com analysis signs wars

(always eternal)

hold on

felony

ok yea its just

pure black

[dense egret]

demi question mark when

[lavish pike]

they give... 0 chips

[cold rose]

But

They take 0 hand size

🔥

[lavish pike]

nah

[cold rose]

😔

[lavish pike]

I have negative rank cards, so they become 0 after -Ace

then 0 becomes Ace

[dapper helm]

whats the point?

[lavish pike]

to make the negative cards become positive

and negative cards are meant to be a downside

Im making gimics, then jokers for the gimics after

[dapper helm]

i meant the point of the negative cards but yeah downside answers it

[lavish pike]

there is also a challenge for them

[fathom gust]

^^2

[dense egret]

oh

[fathom gust]

it’s formatted weirdly because of the fact that {} just vanishes

[dense egret]

ya i dont recognize it at first

[ornate bone]

This you? /joke

[humble sail]

I RESET MY E4,000 RUN

NOOOOOOO

[woven crag]

it vanishes because it thinks its a formatting tag

[woven crag]

what mods

im wondering

[humble sail]

banner and randomized deck

i got 3 x20 photos and 2 20 chads

and

11 BLUEPRINTS

banner is so broken

[fathom gust]

winsweep gaming

[keen knoll]

windows minsweeper?

[lavish pike]

I am a mental illness

[keen knoll]

sniper tf2

[scarlet swan]

this image is a prodigy ngl

[keen knoll]

solar and black

terran and uhh

spectral

no thats taken

terran and starbuck

terran and solar

[keen knoll]

-# subtle ace attorney reference :3

[gentle citrus]

Can't access to the see the preview.

[granite forum]

epic is worst arguably

gameplay wise

[keen knoll]

cursed is the most nothing

[woven crag]

cursed doesnt exist 99% of the time which is insanely funny

[keen knoll]

exotic is waay too all or nothing (thanks gateway)

candy is fine imo

[woven crag]

epic is gambling

and candy is like interesting

i guess

[keen knoll]

:3

[woven crag]

though theres no consistent power level

it feels like

some of them are broken and some are mid

[lavish pike]

Challenge my ass 😭
I mean, at least I know the modded challenge works

[wise bear]

There was someone in here making a mod that had a joker based on Jarritos right

I found a bottle in kentucky

[keen knoll]

scale from candy cane to cotton candy:

[woven crag]

exactly

and candy sticks which is literally worse luchador

[keen knoll]

yea fair maybe candy sticks should be until end of round

[sullen wing]

Dude i thought you’re dead

[sullen wing]

Jarritos

[wise bear]

Never had it

[sullen wing]

Mandarin is good

[plush hound]

you dont fool me like this

[neon urchin]

jarate!!

ily nxkoo

[wise bear]

Think the flavor they used was Grapefruit

[keen knoll]

piece o piss

[sullen wing]

No like they said you’re dead in the mod post

Forum thing

[neon urchin]

this is

[sullen wing]

Is tangents canceled

Are we having arctangents as a sequel ?

[plush hound]

tangents is dead

[plush hound]

ily2

[full edge]

Nxkoo wishes she was canceled

[keen knoll]

sin and cosine will rise

[sullen wing]

Why are you so depressed girl

[plush hound]

i will cancel Ice

[lavish pike]

uhh, play my mod 🔥

[plush hound]

it will be dead

[plush hound]

idk girl

[keen knoll]

girl to girl communication

(idk if ur a girl heaven)

[sullen wing]

Just eat something

You’ll be fine

Trust

[sullen wing]

Anything is fine tbh

[torn urchin]

Gulp

[sullen wing]

We’re here if talking about it makes you feel better

[plush hound]

i lost like 5 or 6 friends from this community

i dont wanna lose more

[sullen wing]

I’m sorry for your loss

[plush hound]

its fineeeeeeee

[torn urchin]

It's not

Kidding

I don't know her life lol xp

[sullen wing]

I’m sure you’ll be fine tho people come and go that’s life sis

[torn urchin]

Exactly

[sullen wing]

Don’t be harsh on yourself

I knew a lot of people that blame themselves for everything that happens but soon you’ll find out it was never your fault

[torn urchin]

That's what I'm saying

[sullen wing]

Tell her pearto

[torn urchin]

Mhm mhm

Can I make a Tangent DLC

[plush hound]

i mean shit

if i was a good person, they wouldnt left me

[plush hound]

sure

[keen knoll]

feel that

[torn urchin]

Or maybe their bad people that wanted to steal from you

And since you didn't want to reciprocate back

[sullen wing]

Give me your robux

[torn urchin]

They just left

I don't know

Words xp

Play Incognito 🥺

[ornate bone]

Yeah. It's constant with assholes who don't give context to something when asked abou it.

[sullen wing]

Gifs are banned

[plush hound]

im just tired overall

[sullen wing]

Take a rest

And if you wanna talk

You still have a lot of friends here

[torn urchin]

True

Play my mod (these aren't out yet)

[sullen wing]

Cure to depression is good food and acceptance

[torn urchin]

Also true

[sullen wing]

Bro i saw these they look fantastic

Didn’t plants vs zombies us ai generated art in their latest game

What a shame

[neon urchin]

wow! so simple

[sullen wing]

Bro depression is so hard to overcome by yourself

Like

So fucking hard

[torn urchin]

:(

It's out :(

[sullen wing]

Why do they all cost 3 suns

[torn urchin]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1440903196183891978 :(

[torn urchin]

Uh

Yes

[torn urchin]

It is a shame...

Well we got Teto and stuff TvT

[sullen wing]

How would they work tho

[torn urchin]

It's just pvz jokers aren't out yet

It's cool

[neon urchin]

im going to eat you pearto

[torn urchin]

Peashooter: 50 chips
Sun: $1 per played hand
Cherry Bomb: Destroy 3 select cards
Wallnut: Selecting blind gives +1 hand or discard
Potato mine: After 3 hands, Destroy 3 select cards

Actually I should send a screenshot

Nah

[neon urchin]

chomp

[sullen wing]

Does nexus mods support balatro

[torn urchin]

Snow pea: +50 chips and +1 hand
Chomper: Every 3 hand, destroy 1 selected card and gain +10 mult
Repeater: +50 chips twice
Grave Buster: Destroy up to 3 selected stone card, and each card gives 3 random enhancement
Doom-shroom: destroy all cards held in hand

[sullen wing]

Chomp

[neon urchin]

CHOMP!!

[sullen wing]

CHOMP

[granite forum]

Chomp

[torn urchin]

Chomp

I don't know what Fume-shroom would do

I'll figure it out :3

[granite forum]

mandarin w language

[sullen wing]

W mandarin ❤️‍🩹

[keen knoll]

wanderin

[torn urchin]

So how is everyone

Anyone see the FNAF 2 or JJK movie

[neon urchin]

bombed an exam kms

[plush hound]

i dont need one

[sullen wing]

I saw the csm movie

It was great

[torn urchin]

CSM MOVIEEE

PEAK

https://imgur.com/a/psKMeQU

[neon urchin]

csm moov spoilers kinda

[sullen wing]

Yeah but when did resting hurt you

[neon urchin]

oh ok.

[torn urchin]

And yet the artist keeps drawing Reze and Denji so much

[sullen wing]

Omg i’m so sorry😭

[torn urchin]

Like god just add her back

[sullen wing]

The manga is so old

I thought you already knew

[torn urchin]

Some people haven't seen it so it's understandable

[sullen wing]

Honestly that would be a great arc to have

Denji and reze are so cute , i love asa tho

Ahhhhh i’m puzzled

[plush hound]

well TO BE FAIR

i had nightmares

this morning

and this evening

so like

ehhh

[sullen wing]

About what

[plush hound]

torture

[sullen wing]

Holy

[plush hound]

what, you're expecting a damn unicorn???

😭

[sullen wing]

Okay resting doesn’t mean sleeping maybe just drink some coffee or tea

And calm down

Go to your safe place

[plush hound]

this is my 6th cups of coffee

[woven crag]

go to SLEEP

[sullen wing]

Idk like someone chasing you or monsters not that 😭

[plush hound]

IM BUSY

[sullen wing]

That’s overkill

Like

[woven crag]

oh okay

[torn urchin]

Too much caffeine smh

[sullen wing]

I don’t think she can sleep even if she tried eris

[woven crag]

true

[plush hound]

petri dish

[lavish pike]

Hu

Mb

[sullen wing]

Hi random cup

[lavish pike]

Didnt mean to send a picture

[plush hound]

nah

this is my average

[sullen wing]

Was that cup filled w milk ? Or was it a small plate i can’t tell

[lavish pike]

Nope

Not milk

Ima cat cat but i dont just drink milk

[plush hound]

i also have like music blasting to my ears rn

100% vol

[sullen wing]

Your average is enough to power up a portal gun

[torn urchin]

Nassym

[lavish pike]

What music genre?

[plush hound]

i have no idea

[plush hound]

where

[torn urchin]

Dead

[plush hound]

it doesnt exist

fuck

[sullen wing]

My Spotify is cooked it said i have 77 listening age

[woven crag]

how do you like live

is this how much sleep you normally get

😭

[plush hound]

i dont use spotify

[sullen wing]

Youtube ?

[torn urchin]

I got 63 in age

I'm 19

[sullen wing]

Does your adblocker work

[woven crag]

im eris

[plush hound]

im a fucking skinwalker

hi eris

[plush hound]

yes

[lavish pike]

😭 what bands then?

[plush hound]

mhm

[plush hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSI6JJaz35I

[torn urchin]

You should listen to Poteto Chip

[sullen wing]

Eris The planet card ? Or the actual planet

[lavish pike]

Ah

[plush hound]

mesmerizr

[lavish pike]

I just listen to nu metal

[woven crag]

neither thats just what im called

[torn urchin]

Not even close or the same artist

[plush hound]

oh shit whoop

[torn urchin]

Scream if you love Teto

[lavish pike]

Limp bizkit be freaky af at times but has some really good sonhs

[sullen wing]

I got called out

[woven crag]

i wonder who enjoys the thing in the top left

[plush hound]

eris shut up

[woven crag]

:3

[torn urchin]

Send the image again

I want to see if I got called out

[violet oyster]

guys could anyone help me with this issue?

[torn urchin]

I didn't get called out

I'm safe

[violet oyster]

kinda stuck on it for the past 10 minutes

[sullen wing]

Is the bottom right omori ?

[torn urchin]

No

[sullen wing]

Like a character from omori

[torn urchin]

Webtoon Boyfriend

[sullen wing]

I think you got called out

[torn urchin]

No

She just talks about it a lot

To me

[sullen wing]

I’m sorry i have no idea

[plush hound]

stop snitching

[violet oyster]

well hopefully someone can figure it out

[plush hound]

reinstall lovely

[lavish pike]

Tf are they
I only know the bottom left just about

[violet oyster]

bet

[torn urchin]

Trying to clear my record

[lavish pike]

You listen to limp bizkit?

[sullen wing]

Idk how can someone look at that and go like “ yeah i got it “ that’s impressive actually

[torn urchin]

Coffin, Genshin, typical Femboy, and Boyfriend

[lavish pike]

Oh damn

[sullen wing]

No it’s just genshin

[torn urchin]

Again the reason I know is cause of Niko

[plush hound]

shut

[lavish pike]

Oh lkl

🤫

[violet oyster]

there are some geniuses in this server

[plush hound]

shh

[sullen wing]

Omg is that

I don’t wanna say it

[lavish pike]

Oh god

[plush hound]

:3

[lavish pike]

Transformation

[violet oyster]

found the problem

just had to delete the whole game.

[sullen wing]

Desperate measures 😭

It’s obviously rb

[past lava]

what happened

[lavish pike]

🫂 ok

Hope you feel better

[torn urchin]

REZE???

[sullen wing]

Why are you triggered by skibidi toilet 😭

[torn urchin]

Can I be friends with reze 👉👈

[lavish pike]

Its annoying

[torn urchin]

Oh wait that's Heaven

Oml

[sullen wing]

I’m dead

[lavish pike]

Im pretty sure im younger than astro and im also annoyed

Yup

Take your time

[sullen wing]

You can hate me if you want

[torn urchin]

:(

No :(

[past lava]

who are you

[torn urchin]

Heaven

[sullen wing]

I was going to say a corny joke but i stopped myself

[sullen wing]

Reze from fortnite

[lavish pike]

Why cant the adults here grow up 😭

[sullen wing]

Sorry if I’m annoying you gud

I’ll stop

[lavish pike]

Thank you

[woven crag]

its definitely fair to be annoyed but its a bit wierd to just have personal issues you never talk about until someone does something related to some stupid meme and then involving them in it for some reason

[rancid nexus]

any [public domain] character ideas for this joker?

[dense egret]

wrong smods version

download 1016c

[woven crag]

cant really say much without mod list

[sullen wing]

Black friday

[dense egret]

it was that or a double smods xd

[sullen wing]

First date idea we play balatro multiplayer then go thrifting

[rancid nexus]

i was thinking some historic/public domain jester with association with money/beating the system

[sullen wing]

Oh

I don’t think jesters were rich back in the day

[woven crag]

they got hit over the head

by royalty

for not being funny

[rancid nexus]

well not even money
could be an ex-thief

looking at archibald's wikipedia rn

Archibald Armstrong

Died March 1672
Occupations Sheep thief, court jester, money lender

money lender

[sullen wing]

Money lender is crazy

[rancid nexus]

He retained his post on the accession of Charles I, and accumulated a considerable fortune, including the grant by the king of 1000 acres (4 km2) in Ireland.

yeah i think free reroll legendary gotta be Archibald

[sullen wing]

Mhm

[woven crag]

actually bringing these issues up would probably help

since like

ive seen you talk about this once

[sullen wing]

Chat is there a way to install modpacks

I don’t hate you astro you’re good

[dense egret]

google drive

[sullen wing]

What

[dense egret]

idk why but almost every modpack is a google drive archive

[sullen wing]

It’s hard to make mod packs for this game because everyone adds random stuff

There’s no official theme

And it’s kinda chill that way

I think the only separation is

Either cryptid 2.0 or normal

[dense egret]

the most similar thing you will find to "modpacks" are collections of the same developer/s

like betmma for exaple

[sullen wing]

Doesn’t that mean you won’t get the latest version

[dense egret]

example

[dense egret]

depends the creation date, but probably yea

[woven crag]

i do understand this, but if youre at the point where you get annoyed by these things you should probably just not use this channel for a bit. or just take a break from discord or whatever, because regardless i cant imagine this is helping your situation

[dense egret]

did you check if balatro mod manager or ingame mod manager has modpacks?

[sullen wing]

Why don’t you guys post on thunderstore or nexus

[dense egret]

unsafe

[sullen wing]

I tried the mod manager but it never worked out

[dense egret]

as normal

[sullen wing]

Wow

they got quite the reputation huh?

[woven crag]

thunderstore is fine

its just that nboody uses it

for whatever reason

[dense egret]

tbf bmm is getting pretty good with the crashes now

[dense egret]

i didnt know about it or tunderberg until someone mentioned it here xd

[woven crag]

nexus is bad though

because advertisement hell and like a bunch of other shit

[dense egret]

when it was released almost every mod you dowload from it was the lastest commit, making it crash almost everytime

[woven crag]

i mean

thats just up to the mod devs

[dense egret]

never used it to much tbh

[sullen wing]

Yeah but modders on nexus get payed no?

[violet oyster]

got it thank you

[woven crag]

idfk

theres shit with nexus

regardless

[woven crag]

bmm is just very slow and also generally very dev-unfriendly because of how mods have to be added

[sullen wing]

Yeah they pay modders on forge and nexus i’m pretty sure

I’ve seen a guy says he made a nice money making mods for Minecraft

Honestly i respect you guys for making mods for the love of the game that’s very wholesome

Thank you for making this beautiful community

[dense egret]

install cryptid

[fathom gust]

aghfhgfhhfghfhfghfhgffghgfghghfhgffghgh

[woven crag]

why is "install cryptid" your reaction to that

😭

[fathom gust]

it took only a "few" weeks just for 1 isotypical's junkyard update

[sullen wing]

The thing is cryptid is fun until you have to wait 5 minutes for calculation

[dense egret]

idk if frost utils can help with that

i dont tested it

[sullen wing]

How can you reduce calculations

[dense egret]

i would love to know how that works honestly

the only "faster qol" right now are luajit2 and frostutils

[sullen wing]

Yeah i have luajit2

[dense egret]

there was a mod that makes you win as soon you get the needed score

but i cant find it

[sullen wing]

Ohh

So it cuts the animation

But

The fun is in seeing the big number 🥺

[woven crag]

Infinity vs Infinity+1 moment

[dense egret]

then use Not Just Yet

[dense egret]

TREE(3)

[woven crag]

this changes nothing on long runs

especially with big number mods

[sullen wing]

Massive numbers

[woven crag]

e1e100 * 2 = e1e100

effectively

[dense egret]

what

[sullen wing]

Yeah when it’s like 0.00000007 and 0.00000014

[woven crag]

scoring the same thing again makes no difference usually

[dense egret]

the other way

[woven crag]

like 2ee308 and 1ee308 are almost the same number

[dense egret]

e# is positive e-# is negative

[dense egret]

yea i know, big numbers runs dont even have much sense

so why not have NJY, idk if you want to keep maximizing scaling jokers

[woven crag]

true i suppose

[sullen wing]

Honestly

[rancid nexus]

want to rework the clothing portion because right now since archibald is still obviously an asset mash, but otherwise everything's coming along nicely :)

[novel jetty]

Why does it look like that?

[rancid nexus]

wikipedia image of him

[novel jetty]

The card reminds me of this for some reason

[rancid nexus]

i stole perkeo's hair and yorick's clothes

[novel jetty]

I haven't seen default perkeo texture in forever so I don't remember what it looks like

THIS @rancid nexus

I knew the cheeks reminded me of some cartoon character

[dusty token]

it cant

it's mostly for loading time and update/draw times, not for calculations

there's async scoring but that's only when animation is turned on

[dense egret]

oh

mb

[buoyant kestrel]

the 6s shall be destroyed

[real trail]

Le thoughts on this joker idea?

[dusty token]

on technical side, it's possible to reduce calculation time, but it's gonna be difficult to implement

[woven crag]

6 => 7

[buoyant kestrel]

the mod is a giant 67 joke but only to make it literally impossible to make one in game

the 6 rank doesn't exist

6 renders as 7 instead

etc etc

[granite forum]

why yorick

very yorick

[granite forum]

ah

[rancid nexus]

yeah i was trying to replicate his looks from his portrait on wikipedia

[granite forum]

Also very OP effect

[rancid nexus]

Hevipelle
There is no number between 8 and 10

[granite forum]

Like def rebalance that

[rancid nexus]

maybe 50% chance not to increment?

[granite forum]

yeah

Otherwise just instawin with mediocre econ

and a d6 tag

[rancid nexus]

hopefully i can do randos in a hooked function

[past lava]

Yay! No 6s

[granite forum]

i do hate it but fixed 50% chance is the way to go here

1 in 2 is real easy to get out of with oops

[rancid nexus]

yeah i set it to minimum of 1, if it's 0 it will go back to 1
but even so
unless you have massive econ i don't see it being useful for anything more than 1-3 good jokers on a full econ

[buoyant kestrel]

all twelves

[rancid nexus]

i like the busted synergy though

[granite forum]

That is way busted

[rancid nexus]

same energy as GULAG:

[granite forum]

like 1000 dollars to 1000 rerolls

[buoyant kestrel]

instead of nullifying oops oops instead allows the probability to reroll one time

[granite forum]

hm

[rancid nexus]

could do some math too
maybe 1 in 3 is good?

i'm hesitant to make this any non-guarenteed chance since chances are you're selling archibald once you find something good from rerolls

it's effectively "hey kid you want like 80 rerolls?"

[rancid nexus]

-# ectoplasm standing in the corner

[vivid seal]

67

[buoyant kestrel]

whats that

[woven crag]

57

[vivid seal]

67

[buoyant kestrel]

✅

[past lava]

12345 789

[woven crag]

57

[buoyant kestrel]

5.5
5.7
5.8
5.9
7.0

[woven crag]

this makes rounding way easier

nifty

[neon urchin]

7

[buoyant kestrel]

12345789

[fathom gust]

i look away

for 1 fucking hour

[pastel surge]

deck idea
old deck
-1 shop slot
can upgrade shop
level 1 ($4): +1 shop slot
level 2 ($8): +1 shop slot, again
level 3 ($10): +1 voucher
level 4 ($15): +1 booster slot
level 5 ($20): rerolls cost $1 less, first reroll is free
level 6 ($25): every shop has a extra pack that's free
level 7 ($25): +1 shop slot, +1 booster, +1 voucher

[neon urchin]

there isnt enough numbers. 1234567890? we need a new number between 1 and 2

wait im tired, im going to sleep

[smoky zodiac]

you fool im playing with 2000 jokers

[past lava]

1.5

[neon urchin]

no, thats just a 1, a ., and a 5

we neeed new digits

that represent 1.5

but is cooler

theres a world out there where theres 11 digits

i want to be in that world

[past lava]

no you don't

[neon urchin]

yes i do

i mean wouldnt that be kinda cool

like romans had 7 digits

if that evolved to modern day math would look a lil different maybe

greeks had 24

we have FREE minds... but we are trapped under what we've been taught. its hard to imagine anything else because everything we have is built on the system we already have

[buoyant kestrel]

0 [0.5] 1 [1.5] 2 [2.5] 3 [3.5] 4 [4.5] 5 [5.5] 6 [6.5] 7 [7.5] 8 [8.5] 9 [9.5]

those are the new symbols needed

[neon urchin]

yes!!

my brain doesnt have enough computing power to think beyond whats next

[buoyant kestrel]

π19, abuse positional notation

this is equal to 100π + 10 + 9

you can put variables wherever you want in your numbers

you can just do that

[neon urchin]

wow! ok!

[buoyant kestrel]

12i9

how irrational

[scarlet swan]

im doing compat for other mods rn
is there a template for Unstable's abysmal 161 rank?

[buoyant kestrel]

1000 + 200 + 10i + 9

[neon urchin]

yeah my brain still dont have enough computing

[buoyant kestrel]

best complex number notation

[formal wedge]

represent complex numbers by simply rotating the card

[smoky arch]

i read this and had a stroke

[neon urchin]

https://imgur.com/gallery/watch-from-1945-4HPxQMS

[buoyant kestrel]

q = 10^23
9q,713

= 90,000 + 10^26 + 700 + 10 + 3

[rain orbit]

i rank when

[neon urchin]

you rank now

can i be a rank too

[rain orbit]

the number i

[neon urchin]

youre not a number, silly

[buoyant kestrel]

NaN rank

[rain orbit]

ima crash out

[neon urchin]

"i"ma 🤣

[buoyant kestrel]

z = 83,310.z
= 80,000 + 3,000 + 300 + 10 + 0 + 0.1z
does this converge???????? idfk

🤷

[scarlet swan]

which mod has it?

[rain orbit]

I'm asking when you'll make one

[pastel surge]

pi of cups???

[rain orbit]

The i rank

[neon urchin]

you are NOT a rank....

[buoyant kestrel]

@you rank

[neon urchin]

@we rank <3

[buoyant kestrel]

communism

❤️

[neon urchin]

[scarlet swan]

why would i need to make an i rank

[granite forum]

Unidecimal 🤮

[scarlet swan]

that doesnt work inside the type of mod im doing

[buoyant kestrel]

just imagine the possibilities

[rain orbit]

Cuz funny number

As rank

Like pi

And e

[neon urchin]

thanks for your input, George The Rat, i have put it in one of the lists for opinions of George The Rat

[neon urchin]

wheres the 0 rank? (it doesnt score)

[neon urchin]

oh

theres the zero rank

[scarlet swan]

again this isnt my mod

im just adding Unstable's ranks compat for my mod

[neon urchin]

thats awesome

[scarlet swan]

i gotta do ts now

😭

[pastel surge]

so tough

[past lava]

good luck

[chilly sigil]

Anyone got any modded seeds

I can use on a modded version

[forest knoll]

seeds change whenever a mod adds any sort of content (that's accessible randomly, at least)
so modded seeds would only work with a specific set of mods, each at a specific version

tldr no

[chilly sigil]

I just want to play on a cool seed

[sterile nymph]

wHAHAHAHAH

DIS JOAKERRR

[neon urchin]

is that mr undertale from the game undertale?

[sterile nymph]

no it's john deltarune

[neon urchin]

FUCK

[past lava]

Each scored 2 or 5 gets a random enhancement

[buoyant kestrel]

in the process of making my mod that erases six from reality i just realized i incidentally made a pretty good setup for a balatro randomizer

[leaden vector]

sand under table

[neon urchin]

6: "wtf man... 🥺 . this is worst than the time 7 ate 9..."

[neon urchin]

youre in my dream blunt rotation

[buoyant kestrel]

family guy cutaway

[leaden vector]

That is genuinely such an honour, thank you b

I had to capitalize my words properly for that

In other news, my computer shat itself and I had to reinstall windows

[plush hound]

how do i start modding my balatro (device screenshot for reference)

[ornate bone]

PC Only.

[keen knoll]

i think it was ironic

[ornate bone]

How was I supposed to know

[buoyant kestrel]

normal ante 1 scaling

[keen knoll]

first of all that version of ipod probably cant run balatro

[keen knoll]

funny ebough i think the beta fold ante 1 was 210

[buoyant kestrel]

i am removing six candy

six will no longer exist

straight flush

with no gaps

[silk sphinx]

Sponge
Gives 10% of the previous round's total score.

[keen knoll]

oh cool its the old reassurance bucket

[silk sphinx]

?

[lost inlet]

is this the scp mod

[buoyant kestrel]

nope

i'm just doing this

[lost inlet]

oh

[worn dagger]

Is this E N T R O P Y ?

[silk sphinx]

what is that

[humble rampart]

new deck
X0.75 blind size on small blind
X1.25 blind size on boss blind

idk what thatd do but thats fine i dont have to have good ideas just ideas

[forest knoll]

honestly i think the other way around might be more interesting

harder small blinds but easier boss blinds
my first instinct is to call it equilibrium deck but cryptid kinda has that name locked up already lol

[keen knoll]

a concept thats been floating around that involves overscore damage being saved

[humble rampart]

balanced deck 🧠

[keen knoll]

frontloaded deck

[sterile nymph]

evil?

EVIL

[sterile nymph]

also fITS MY STATUS

[rancid nexus]

Stanley clutched the bucket to his chest. Surely, it will protect him.

[rancid nexus]

[rancid nexus]

on my first run of qualatro i found ||missingno||, and boy, was that an interesting joker

[neon urchin]

did u ever find no?

[rancid nexus]

wdym

[neon urchin]

like, you were like, missing no, so, is the, no still, missing?

[rancid nexus]

it's discovered
but due to the nature of bird, i suppose it can still be missing

[neon urchin]

not the bird, , ,

[rancid nexus]

ahh yes the five balatro rarities
common
uncommon
rare
legendary
bird

[past lava]

👀👀👀👀👀

[leaden vector]

👀

[worn dagger]

Me minus the 👀

[wispy canopy]

thoughts?

[leaden vector]

Seem like good ideas

[wispy canopy]

real

<@&1133519078540185692>

[worn dagger]

Interesting

[leaden vector]

we do not care

[grave panther]

???????

[worn dagger]

moss crush their soul

[forest knoll]

ma'am this is the balatro video game server there are minors here

[worn dagger]

Thanks mods

[leaden vector]

mods, throw them at the 4th wall

[wispy canopy]

first time ive gotten to do that

[keen knoll]

seems a bit broken once you get a rare

sjnce you can just reroll it infinitely

[leaden vector]

500 rare tags

[grave panther]

I hope it was everything you wanted it to be

[forest knoll]

interesting on both counts, no junk mail makes standard packs a lot more appealing to me
i assume family tree would give you a soulbound tag if it triggers on a legendary?

[wispy canopy]

i'm so special

[keen knoll]

also you should probably habe a tag for "compatible" since it would probably be hard to deal with every possible rarity

[forest knoll]

well you only get one tag per ante, it's not too bad

[leaden vector]

very special, pat pat

[worn dagger]

I am too

[keen knoll]

i mean like the blueprint text

[worn dagger]

Just not in the same way

[wispy canopy]

because youre GAY

sorry

[forest knoll]

gay /pos

[worn dagger]

Half true

I’m bi

[wispy canopy]

bi sexual? who is sexual and why are we saying bye to them?

[leaden vector]

no, we're buying the sexual

[wispy canopy]

ohhhh tru

[keen knoll]

the guy you had mods kill earlier

(i didnt actually see what they did)

[worn dagger]

Oh so you’re saying s-

[woven orchid]

META

[worn dagger]

(Not going to say that because I’m gonna get banned and I don’t want that)

[wispy canopy]

posted like
age: 20
fdjsk: 5943
country: us
sfjs: idk

[leaden vector]

you'd get struck down from the gods above

[wispy canopy]

looking for someone

[forest knoll]

HI LILY

[woven orchid]

HI META

[keen knoll]

what were u about to say the word related to water

[worn dagger]

What

[keen knoll]

no way they had 5943 fdjsk's?? thats so much value

[keen knoll]

the t word

[worn dagger]

Slur? No I believe I pronounced it quite correctly

[leaden vector]

they only said one slur

[keen knoll]

weird i was called a slur in another server earlier

[forest knoll]

i'm feeling so weird and strange and inhuman rn /pos

[woven orchid]

i wish i was feeling this way

[alpine cosmos]

hi chat

[woven orchid]

hi luna

[leaden vector]

hellooo

[worn dagger]

Hi lily

My name sister

[wispy canopy]

hey guys what are your thoughts on this joker eye made

[fathom gust]

wtf even happened here

some dude making an nsfw joke??

[worn dagger]

Thought that was my cat

[wispy canopy]

no they were posting that they were looking for partners or smth

[worn dagger]

This 1

[leaden vector]

some woman wanting to hook up or something

[fathom gust]

oh.

[alpine cosmos]

holy shit this is going to break the internet

[wispy canopy]

yeah it was silyl

[fathom gust]

HI ASTROOOOOOOOOOOO

[leaden vector]

hiii astroo

[worn dagger]

Hi goober

[neon urchin]

im sorry to tell you this, but i think your cat is a monkey

[alpine cosmos]

we should make a million jokers based on this

[neon urchin]

the cat is. so… motion blurred

[wispy canopy]

woah! and we should name it cryptid because we're copying tha tjoker

[woven orchid]

muh

muh

m

[worn dagger]

He’s warping dimensions

[neon urchin]

hi sweet and soft catdog girlthing

[woven orchid]

hi b!

[worn dagger]

I’m happy because I’m getting art made

[woven orchid]

im play ing celeste rn

[alpine cosmos]

ooooh celeste!!!

[woven orchid]

i'll be grandmaster by next month trust

[wispy canopy]

i LOVE celeste

[worn dagger]

I’ve almost finished Celeste

[leaden vector]

celeste is a good game

[woven orchid]

currently playing a map where madeline is skateboarding

[worn dagger]

Are you playing modded?

[neon urchin]

im a rager. celeste would make me pop a vein.

[woven orchid]

yes

[worn dagger]

Ok lol

[leaden vector]

It's lowkey calming with the music

[leaden vector]

how many shots do we have

[worn dagger]

Why does she look like Niko from one shot

[neon urchin]

im abusive to my keyboard at times

[fathom gust]

we love jokers that secretly make the run better

[woven orchid]

i dont have the moon berry & i don't have the celeste pico-8 achievements

im at 30/32 😭

[worn dagger]

LMAO

[woven orchid]

because she is

[worn dagger]

oh ok

[wispy canopy]

omg NIKO FROM ONESHOT

if you couldnt tell i like niko

[neon urchin]

i could tell!

[worn dagger]

Same

[alpine cosmos]

niko!!!

chat you should play crosscode its so fun its the best game ever crosscode

[woven orchid]

i fucked up and now i'm just up here

[leaden vector]

Never, 0/10 game. Would not recommend

[lament sleet]

true

[woven orchid]

never tried it

[worn dagger]

True

[lament sleet]

[woven orchid]

how much would i have to pay someone to make a malverk pack which retextures every joker to be me

[leaden vector]

omfg, steam uninstalled itself

[worn dagger]

“I’m really glad my appendix hasn’t burst yet” - Unseen Explosion

[worn dagger]

SAME

[alpine cosmos]

okay but let me actually pitch this-

Its an action rpg set inside an mmorpg where you play as this girl named lea who cannot speak but is trying to figure out her origin and uncover her memories
its really fun and like 80 hours long with tons of quests and story and banger music and art

i love crosscode

[leaden vector]

i missed last stream, what happened?

[woven orchid]

your pitch might work

[alpine cosmos]

waow

[woven orchid]

let me check the steam page

why was i on the steam page for umamusume

[worn dagger]

This is from one of the latest videos

Playing willatro

[leaden vector]

ohh

[alpine cosmos]

one thing i love about the game is that its like a silent protagonist but she's genuinely got tons of personality in spite of that

[leaden vector]

did you install it

[woven orchid]

interesting looking .. however .. $20

[alpine cosmos]

damn

[woven orchid]

if it goes on sale i will probably buy it

[woven orchid]

no

[alpine cosmos]

YIPPEEE

[woven orchid]

im not playing the horse game guys

[keen knoll]

sounds cool but i only have $10 in my steam wallet

[woven orchid]

im not doing it

[worn dagger]

Same

[woven orchid]

im hotpot vcing it

[alpine cosmos]

horse game seems weird but it is gacha so no

[worn dagger]

I’m bombing everything

[keen knoll]

@alpine cosmos ok uhh have u heard of deadeye deepfake simulacrum

[alpine cosmos]

the what

[hot perch]

[woven orchid]

hi phoieb

[alpine cosmos]

oh its a game okay

[keen knoll]

its a steam game thats i think its a top down whatever genre deus ex is

uhh immersive sim

[hot perch]

hii

[keen knoll]

also it has a free demo

[neon urchin]

ruff ruff ruff

[alpine cosmos]

oh this looks interesting

[keen knoll]

yea

its too hard for me but the description of crosscode kinda reminded me of it

[leaden vector]

are you describing the texture of a road

[woven orchid]

woof woof woof

[worn dagger]

Describing the texture of my arm when I have goose bumps

[alpine cosmos]

also check out this trailer for another game the crosscode devs are making its awesome

[worn dagger]

Or even when I don’t have goose bumps

[umbral pilot]

hey real mod

[woven orchid]

hi luna

[neon urchin]

no, but a grinder disk

[leaden vector]

i wonder why goosebumps appear...

[alpine cosmos]

hiii

[woven orchid]

wait we were already in the same convo

[worn dagger]

Because I have special skin

[umbral pilot]

hey lily

[keen knoll]

wait how do i install it

[woven orchid]

hi metherul

[umbral pilot]

green

[leaden vector]

evil rough skin

[hot perch]

wdym real 😭

[keen knoll]

undyne?

[alpine cosmos]

memory of like a catdog

[umbral pilot]

you're the real mod compared to our fake mods

[forest knoll]

tempted to join but i'm still avoiding the hotpot server until stocking stuffers is over

[woven orchid]

why are you avoiding it

[buoyant kestrel]

valid smods release

totally

[leaden vector]

...why is it a 7

[neon urchin]

67

[alpine cosmos]

chat fellas people compadres look at the graphics look look isnt it so pretty

[forest knoll]

i couldn't join the event because finals, and i'm avoiding the server bc event talk was making me feel left out and sad :3

[umbral pilot]

i dont care much for mac os

[woven orchid]

oh i see

i probably should switch to valk vc tbh

[leaden vector]

And then zeus striked b down and they were never seen again

[sullen wing]

It’s very pretty

[keen knoll]

buddy pal friend pal buddy pal home slice cheese slice

[keen knoll]

valk scares me

[woven orchid]

there are some people in hotpot who i dont want to spend time with

[alpine cosmos]

wait wdym :(

[umbral pilot]

? https://www.codeweavers.com/crossover

[neon urchin]

[woven orchid]

whyat

[keen knoll]

um big server

[alpine cosmos]

oh lmao thats funny

[worn dagger]

I need someone to give me a heating pad for free

[umbral pilot]

the fact that all my opps are in there is reason enough for me not to join

[worn dagger]

I’m having cramps

[alpine cosmos]

nooooo

[keen knoll]

try installying crysis

[keen knoll]

options?

[alpine cosmos]

project your period cramps to someone else

[umbral pilot]

campfire

[umbral pilot]

my enemies

[worn dagger]

I don’t have period cramps

[keen knoll]

oh

[worn dagger]

Yet

[leaden vector]

very sadge

[alpine cosmos]

oh right

[worn dagger]

Not like my name is trans catgirl

[alpine cosmos]

I READ GIRL AND FORGOT THE REST

😭 im so sorry

[keen knoll]

cognitohazard

[leaden vector]

btd6 has a new intro

[worn dagger]

You’re good

[alpine cosmos]

project your regular cramps onto someone else

[keen knoll]

the word girl causes localized amnesia

[worn dagger]

It’s my leg that’s cramping

[buoyant kestrel]

i need to make sure i've covered my bases send me the six / six-related things in balatro

[alpine cosmos]

owie

[buoyant kestrel]

six must die

[woven orchid]

im going to project pain in everyones direction except for two of you

and imm not saying who the two are

[worn dagger]

The only other person where I am is my mom and I love her

[grand geode]

can i have cramps i want cramps

[alpine cosmos]

AUGHH

[worn dagger]

No you don’t

[keen knoll]

i think that flush 5 planet adds 60 chips

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

hmmm

seems i need to process hands too

[keen knoll]

tho that might be covered by rendering

[worn dagger]

holy shit I just put a ton of pressure on it and it felt so good

[buoyant kestrel]

put them in the shredder

[keen knoll]

not sure

[umbral pilot]

stretch and eat banana

[sullen wing]

Yes in the shredder

[worn dagger]

Why

[alpine cosmos]

if its anything like the leg cramps i experience a good way ive found of relieving the pain is stretching it out like you're standing

[sullen wing]

Banananananananananana

[worn dagger]

I understand the stretch but why banana

[umbral pilot]

bananas help with leg cramps, stretching helps with leg cramps

[alpine cosmos]

potassium!

[keen knoll]

dont you want the X3 mult

[worn dagger]

Ok

[umbral pilot]

ya

potass

[woven orchid]

I'm K

[worn dagger]

I’ll brb

[umbral pilot]

help with leg hurt

alos funny fruit

just like me

[sullen wing]

Is this ragebait

[umbral pilot]

if you need to ask then you shouldnt be asking

[alpine cosmos]

how would it be

[sullen wing]

Banana is good for cramps

Actually?

[umbral pilot]

yes?

[alpine cosmos]

yes actually

[worn dagger]

MY LEG JUST MADE A SNAP SOUND

[umbral pilot]

I mean not immediately obviously

[alpine cosmos]

WH

[sullen wing]

How’s this common knowledge

[worn dagger]

HELP

[umbral pilot]

but potassium helps prevent cramps

[sullen wing]

I see

[umbral pilot]

i swam and leg cramps are common when you swim without warming up first

so eating bananas helps keep them from happening so often

[worn dagger]

I never warm up and I swim for hours on end and never get cramps

[umbral pilot]

I swam distance. I would get calf cramps all of the time

[worn dagger]

I only get cramps when I haven’t walked today

[umbral pilot]

so yeah, personal anecdote and not true for everyone

[worn dagger]

Ah

Have a nice day then

[umbral pilot]

it's 3.30 am

[leaden vector]

sometimes my neck muscle tense up and it hurts

[woven orchid]

metherul go to slee

[alpine cosmos]

thats practically day already

[worn dagger]

Have a nice night then

[alpine cosmos]

also go to sleep

[umbral pilot]

i told you that I slept already. slept from 5 pm to 1 am.

goober

[keen knoll]

the plural of anecdote isnt evidence

[alpine cosmos]

oh right

[umbral pilot]

thanks you too but im not leaving or anything

[worn dagger]

Ik

[umbral pilot]

I'm adding you to my opps list

[worn dagger]

I should walk for a bit

I mean

I have a treadmill in my room for a reason

[alpine cosmos]

oooooh

[keen knoll]

what no im sorry

[leaden vector]

have a nice treadmill walk :3

[alpine cosmos]

heck yeah!! keep yourself active

[worn dagger]

Thx I’ll probably keep talking on here too

[sullen wing]

Sixsaven

[umbral pilot]

watch out what you eat

[leaden vector]

am i on your opps list? i feel like you've said that i am before

[leaden vector]

hooray!!!

[umbral pilot]

nice you just need to relax with the cooking rice in the shower thing

[buoyant kestrel]

whats a six

[umbral pilot]

like use a rice cooker

[alpine cosmos]

boredd

[leaden vector]

...say that again

[alpine cosmos]

blindside

[umbral pilot]

nice you just need to relax with the cooking rice in the shower thing

[worn dagger]

Probably do an hour walk and watch an unseen explosion video

[sullen wing]

6️⃣

[alpine cosmos]

heaven have you heard of our lord and savior blindside

[umbral pilot]

explosions are nice

[sullen wing]

No I haven’t

[neon urchin]

what comes after 6

[sullen wing]

Who’s blindside

[umbral pilot]

you are the second heaven to enter this chat

the one that came before you is probably dead

[keen knoll]

how do you see it then

[leaden vector]

10 in a base 6 system

[keen knoll]

if its unseen