⚙・modding-general

[winged prism]

A 🦌 mayhaps

[dire meadow]

dis you?

[winged prism]

I'm not denying any horses I'm just moody and deery rn

[young timber]

denier seems misspelt but it isnt

[dire meadow]

why do i have this saved

the letters are so fucked 💔

[neon urchin]

relatable

[dire meadow]

like if you get the reference

[neon urchin]

beme
horse walksiN

[winged prism]

Man this shit

[neon urchin]

i dont get the reference but i like it

[plush hound]

b

[neon urchin]

ily nxkoo

[dire meadow]

> "Man this shit"
> posts bunch of colors
> ???

[umbral pilot]

hors

[exotic belfry]

lily if you're here your status is absolutely fucking diabolical lmfaoooooo (I didn't do it I just happen to know this one)

[winged prism]

Man this shit

[winged prism]

Soulware why are you friending me is this a threat

[dire meadow]

yes

accept it...

[dire meadow]

what are they DISCUSSING for 23~ hours

[winged prism]

Fuck... I guess if I have to

[plush hound]

@woven orchid

[exotic belfry]

lmfao

I didn't wanna ping and be mean

[woven orchid]

m

[plush hound]

😭😭

[woven orchid]

im sweet and soft catdog girlthing

[exotic belfry]

[dire meadow]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[plush hound]

ily2

[young timber]

aaaaa

[young timber]

how i feel being linkedin

[dire meadow]

HOLY LINKED ITS IN

[exotic belfry]

get a job now

you are required

[young timber]

who is this getting a job

[exotic belfry]

soul

for doing the hotkey

[buoyant kestrel]

Job A. Geting

[exotic belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1053470002520539156.png?size=512&lossless=true

[buoyant kestrel]

or just Job Geting

[winged prism]

saul

for being a good man

[obsidian sky]

oh so we're just posting the j word huh

[buoyant kestrel]

no we're talking about Job Geting

[winged prism]

Joe

Man I hate Joe

[obsidian sky]

eho's joe

[buoyant kestrel]

who has famously blown up many office buildings

[dire meadow]

keep my messages collapsed 👀

[obsidian sky]

how does/did he keep getting away with it

[mental solar]

the credit card rework is like the face of the mod 😂

[obsidian sky]

now draw him getting education (duplicates scholar)

[exotic belfry]

what if I told more people to join the potato patch server

partake in my events

[young timber]

what if you never do tho

think

[dire meadow]

ok i did my daily osaka harvest

[plush hound]

these all are jokerforge devs

[exotic belfry]

I don't think mythicsword is

[young timber]

wait here or there

[dire meadow]

they are plentiful

[exotic belfry]

here

[obsidian sky]

summoning circle

[young timber]

im not, where else would i use my coding experience

[dire meadow]

14 sided shape

[forest knoll]

i really hope i can actually join the next one, i hate being responsible and focusing on finals 😭

[obsidian sky]

i can't even use jokerforge that shit doesn't load on my isp 🧌

[exotic belfry]

LMAO

[dire meadow]

unicode troll emoji usage

[young timber]

lmfao

[exotic belfry]

I do too since that's probably gonna be the one Murph's gonna have some involvement in

[whole nova]

how so...

[exotic belfry]

I've said too much

[granite forum]

this is why you participate in cold beans

trust

[plush hound]

oh shit really?

damn

[young timber]

do NOT trust this man

[exotic belfry]

Yeah that's real lol

[plush hound]

i will invite more people into this event then

[umbral pilot]

anyone in here use vencord

[plush hound]

i feel like i invited 1/3th of the potato patch members

[exotic belfry]

Why else do you think he joined the server lol

[whole nova]

he's goated

[plush hound]

he's just like that

[winged prism]

Blunder

[whole nova]

wait you gotta get yahi on it

[plush hound]

me

[buoyant kestrel]

hey every !

[exotic belfry]

ethan that's asking to get reported lol

[granite forum]

hey i made that

[plush hound]

dimb ass

[umbral pilot]

what

[whole nova]

in on the event i mean

[granite forum]

you can't use it against me

[dire meadow]

te

[whole nova]

dimb ass

[granite forum]

dimb ass

[winged prism]

Who decided that

[obsidian sky]

feds asking us to expose our alleged vencord usage smh my head

[granite forum]

me, i made it 🤓

[exotic belfry]

admitting to it is admitting to breaking discord tos, especially in a public server lolol

[exotic belfry]

EXACTLY LMAO

[winged prism]

Who decided THAT

[buoyant kestrel]

bro thinks i have the reaction time of an elder god

[granite forum]

me

i am me

[buoyant kestrel]

(that is to say little to none as elder gods do not give a shit)

[umbral pilot]

hm

well I have some reports to make then

[granite forum]

hm

[umbral pilot]

thanks astra

[young timber]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1434311755928047749
balance my mod 🤤

[winged prism]

Distrust

[dire meadow]

anyone in here uses @umbral pilot ?

[exotic belfry]

I honestly don't know how much interest he'd have in that. Perhaps as a judge?

[buoyant kestrel]

freaky

[umbral pilot]

me??

[woven orchid]

what are we doing twin

[forest knoll]

i am nine years old (TO DISCORD EMPLOYEES AND SERVER MODERATORS: I AM NOT NINE YEARS OLD. THIS WAS A SILLY. A JAPE. A JEST, EVEN A JOKE. I AM OLD ENOUGH TO USE DISCORD)

[plush hound]

you could as

[young timber]

I still hate your font

[daring sluice]

return nil

[plush hound]

ask

[umbral pilot]

can you not

[buoyant kestrel]

its all in jest

heheheheh

[exotic belfry]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dire meadow]

what

[daring sluice]

fine, return false or nil

[dire meadow]

if he says something about lua i swear to wunk...

[umbral pilot]

return Option::None is an appropriate alternative, return nil is disgusting

[exotic belfry]

I'd ask once more things are set in stone

[dire meadow]

THIS IS LUA YOU MORON

[umbral pilot]

what is lua

[dire meadow]

UIWhwuafawufhauidphwapdawdwadoihfg

[umbral pilot]

you sound like a vencord user

[buoyant kestrel]

me when i option my none (invalid syntax)

[umbral pilot]

here I will test

[exotic belfry]

Planning for it is still in very early stages, especially with Stocking Stuffer in progress lol

[daring sluice]

who has ever typed Option::None

[dire meadow]

can we just bully @umbral pilot until they get bored

[umbral pilot]

people who write macros

[dire meadow]

felony

[buoyant kestrel]

nxkoo joke except its methamphetamines

[umbral pilot]

bullying wont make me bored

[daring sluice]

well they write like ::core::option::Option::None or something

[umbral pilot]

I am unbullyable

[umbral pilot]

fine

[whole nova]

::continue::

[umbral pilot]

mem::drop(&cg)

[granite forum]

Balatro pickup line of the day:

Your exes were merry andy and drunkards, all trash
However, I am a burglar how I be stealing your love

[daring sluice]

NOOO

[whole nova]

ALWAYS use goto and continue in joker calculation code

[umbral pilot]

soulware more like horse

[dire meadow]

Can you beat the plant with eternal pareidolia

[granite forum]

s||oulware mor||e|| like ||x||-ray am i right||

[umbral pilot]

mem::transmute(&cg as *const _, &trif as *const _)

[buoyant kestrel]

goto your mom!!!! hahahah i'm so proud of having good humor

[woven orchid]

do you guys like my new joker

[dire meadow]

felony

[umbral pilot]

I dont play this god forsaken game

I have a life

[whole nova]

wtf is this

[obsidian sky]

lie detector gif

[daring sluice]

sorry you didnt type unsafe

youre diyng

[forest knoll]

on god WE always using goto instead of loops
(it's more efficient because there's no loops involved 😌)

[granite forum]

hehe

[umbral pilot]

implied unsafe block because im in balacord

[dire meadow]

then

why are you here?

in #⚙・modding-general

[umbral pilot]

obligations

[whole nova]

he hates balatro

[dire meadow]

where we talk about

[whole nova]

and modding

[dire meadow]

not mods

false even

[umbral pilot]

I hate mods too

[buoyant kestrel]

its unsafe because a nuclear bomb is approaching your house

[umbral pilot]

I have never made a mod and I never will

[dire meadow]

oh my god brah

i hate fun

and lollypops

[deft ore]

i too am very confused

[dire meadow]

and rainbows

and sunshine

and unicorns!

[granite forum]

mods ban this guys

[digital jungle]

yknow good question actually what ARE we doing

[winged prism]

Unicorns lowkey do suck ass

[granite forum]

modss bans thiss guys

[umbral pilot]

rat shaker george

[forest knoll]

how lovely of you

[umbral pilot]

thanks :P

[obsidian sky]

more like, mogging chat

[winged prism]

Like who tf decided that putting horn on a horse is sick

[whole nova]

what the fuck did you do

[granite forum]

mosssssss bassss tissssss gussssss

[umbral pilot]

mogging chat

modding games is lame

[buoyant kestrel]

mosbastisgus

[umbral pilot]

why mod games when I could moderate debates

[forest knoll]

why mod games when i could moderate a discord server

[buoyant kestrel]

why mod games when i could mog games

[umbral pilot]

😭

[dire meadow]

why moderate discord vcs when i could mod diceses

[dusty token]

why mod games

[dire meadow]

to make more game

[umbral pilot]

not appropriate

omg hi frost

[digital jungle]

why mod in the first place

[dusty token]

hello

[obsidian sky]

why mod games when you could mod a robot girl to install unlicensed software and trojans

[umbral pilot]

anyways balatro promotes gambling which is not good for young people

[deft ore]

true

[umbral pilot]

so you all should be playing something else

[deft ore]

rate it 18+

[dire meadow]

dude

metherul just

stole some guy's bio

and set it as their own

[granite forum]

Pegi 18

[dire meadow]

:brolken

[rain orbit]

Dark hour

[umbral pilot]

this is true

[dire meadow]

i caught you, faker!

[winged prism]

Why mod games when you could mod the genetic code of a human to give us sich crab hands

[umbral pilot]

no one notices if you steal a bio because no one reads bio

[digital jungle]

why would methemphetamine do this

[deft ore]

can i steal your biology

[dire meadow]

for the hate of the game

of course!

[umbral pilot]

please no para you're like, a minor

[deft ore]

give me feathers

[umbral pilot]

strangeass

[deft ore]

in like a genetic cloning way

[dire meadow]

who's para

[deft ore]

more metheruls

[dire meadow]

blunder emoji

[umbral pilot]

who's bio did I steal

[deft ore]

lovely 0.9 is coming in two seconds

[digital jungle]

para? like from the

[umbral pilot]

who is bio

whose

[dire meadow]

@west hill is my guess

blund

[umbral pilot]

eremel is smods

and a wizard

[dire meadow]

swore it was a

[rain orbit]

I forgor what I was gonna say

[granite forum]

coming straight to your house

[forest knoll]

hi as a robot girl please do not install trojans
unlicensed software is fine as long as both parties are aware and consenting :3

[umbral pilot]

george what is your steam id

[granite forum]

the show that makes you scream

[dire meadow]

methurl what is your life id

[umbral pilot]

do you want my us or finnish id number

[granite forum]

urmother1969

[obsidian sky]

downloads virus
robot horse walks in

[dire meadow]

i want your lifeid

[deft ore]

soulware what's your government id

[dire meadow]

2

[umbral pilot]

the long number

[dire meadow]

felony

[umbral pilot]

downloads lovely

horse walks in

[granite forum]

2742987923874920837497]

[woven orchid]

META

hi

[forest knoll]

hiiii lily

[digital jungle]

hes groovy and never glooby

[granite forum]

wait small typo

[forest knoll]

can i have your credit card number

[granite forum]

84559387503498508323

[forest knoll]

for. modding purposes :3

[umbral pilot]

sure

[woven orchid]

yes

[dire meadow]

methurl is like a small machine scrapping the walls of its containment to learn more about it

[woven orchid]

it ends with 14

[umbral pilot]

ok brb adding a lovely ban list

[obsidian sky]

what if it ended with 67

[digital jungle]

can i have everyones numbers

[dire meadow]

can i have your discord user id

[umbral pilot]

no

you are not to be trusted

[forest knoll]

i'm opening a dark fountain at your location

[dire meadow]

194524329709535233

[umbral pilot]

you would do something nefarious with it

[exotic belfry]

ethan does trolling modding chat ever get old

[woven orchid]

where did my fucking cards go

[deft ore]

making an smods pr to ban you from smods forever

[umbral pilot]

absolutely never

[exotic belfry]

lmfao

[deft ore]

are you destroying cards in events

[forest knoll]

it's like taking candy from a baby, which is presumably fine by him

[exotic belfry]

thought so

[woven orchid]

gulp

[umbral pilot]

but I will stop if it starts to bother the OGs

[obsidian sky]

i dare you. i have like nothing in here except for my computer, desk, plant and bed

[winged prism]

5 hundred packs of cheese

[umbral pilot]

like lyman told me to chill once and I stopped for a while

[whole nova]

we all love ethan trolling

[umbral pilot]

but then all these youngsters joined

[exotic belfry]

nah it's funny as fuck keep going

[deft ore]

metherulmethetruel

[forest knoll]

deltarune chapter 3 but it's your computer and it's confronting you with your internet history

[umbral pilot]

girthing?

oh

girlthing

sorry

[dire meadow]

hi util modder (insane)

[woven orchid]

im a girlthing ues

[umbral pilot]

dont use that name here

dolt

[whole nova]

im a awesome

[dire meadow]

ok util modder (insane)

[obsidian sky]

not the godot docs :augh:

[exotic belfry]

based godot

[umbral pilot]

it does immediately blow up modding-chat so I can see why some people would be annoyed at it

[woven orchid]

pick a card.... any card.....

[whole nova]

not much better going on here

[exotic belfry]

lily what the fuck

[dire meadow]

the black one

[umbral pilot]

anyways is this mod on jokerforge

[deft ore]

if you dont blow it up someone else will

[whole nova]

dude literally what the hell did you do

[deft ore]

can i pick six dollars instead

[main path]

blackboard 😭

[woven orchid]

what am i fucking doing

[umbral pilot]

oh wait that's lily

[deft ore]

lily what the fuck

[umbral pilot]

sorry dont ban me

[obsidian sky]

are you making balatro inside balatro

[whole nova]

ts happened when i tried to discard one card multiple times

[deft ore]

why are some of the cards dark

[whole nova]

its so fucking funny

the game just loses its mind

[digital jungle]

legitimately what the fuck are you plotting

[dire meadow]

to allow racism

[daring sluice]

woah woah lets not get racist

[grim rover]

unoriginal asf

[forest knoll]

modding-chat is dead anyway, all the cool people have moved onto clams and/or hot potato and/or vallkarri and/or the steamodded server

[umbral pilot]

CLAMS?

[deft ore]

the duality of man

[dire meadow]

why are they moving locations

[exotic belfry]

I sent an invite to CLAMS cuz I'm too nervous to send invite links here

[whole nova]

hotpot my true home

[obsidian sky]

yeah like the sea creatures

[dire meadow]

are you a discord user

[deft ore]

potatrue

[umbral pilot]

sus ass screenshot 🔍

[forest knoll]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1444140290603487384

[dire meadow]

we don't like discord users around these parts...

[deft ore]

no

[woven orchid]

do you actually want to know

[digital jungle]

we should just leave this channel to rot

[obsidian sky]

the hell is discord

[deft ore]

its like. when you fight or something

[exotic belfry]

FUCK I was gonna say that

[dire meadow]

idk i heard about this cool new platform called skype

[granite forum]

i don't like clams grrr

[obsidian sky]

i'm only here to be an annoying (to the mods) reminder of the ruby incident 😼

[umbral pilot]

skype more like wype

[forest knoll]

he's like
a dragon horse i think? idk i don't watch mlp

[umbral pilot]

how do i donwload joker forge

[woven orchid]

you joined and started being annoying immediately what did you expect lmao

[exotic belfry]

That has been put to rest somewhat recently me thinks

[digital jungle]

why not what did clams do to you

[dire meadow]

jailed forever

[umbral pilot]

well I joined the clam jam

[deft ore]

first you have to go find a blacksmith

[whole nova]

what happened with that was it just a resounding no or like

[granite forum]

well i didn't actually want to stay

[dire meadow]

what if we replaced the mods team with the modding team

[granite forum]

and they didn't ban me so i got bored and left

[exotic belfry]

you prolly saw the screenshot but lemme find it again

[whole nova]

btw i didnt actually care. btw i never actually cared lol im not owned lol im not owned i meant to leave anyways actually because i was bored and cool

[dire meadow]

and we became the devs of balatro instead of

[exotic belfry]

bro stop BEATING me

GODDAMN

[umbral pilot]

basically already are

[dire meadow]

grue

[grim rover]

any1 got like a joker idea that would have an animatable soul i wanna test something

[dire meadow]

any1 got a balatro idea

[forest knoll]

balatro 1.1 will include high roller content trust

[whole nova]

nothing ever happens

[umbral pilot]

two pieces of sand paper that rub against each other

[dire meadow]

what

[woven orchid]

guys do you like my joker

[daring sluice]

it's a joker

[forest knoll]

roll my dice https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1406859448596828210

[dire meadow]

dice api?

[exotic belfry]

patch my potatoes...........

[deft ore]

wgat the fuck

[whole nova]

roll my d20

[deft ore]

stuff my stockings...

[granite forum]

soul 💡

[dire meadow]

ware

[whole nova]

looking over at the myriad of dice on my desk

why would i play balatro with dice when i can dice for real

[forest knoll]

i am very confused

[dire meadow]

looking over at the dice of dice on my dice

[umbral pilot]

you ever walk through a creek in galoshes and let them fill up with muddy water

[forest knoll]

dice consumables

[deft ore]

no

[umbral pilot]

shame

[whole nova]

d12 is a real underrated die

[obsidian sky]

would you rather be stuffing your stockings, or stocking your stuffing

[whole nova]

very fun for dnd

[deft ore]

ive heard good things about it though

[granite forum]

i mean yeah
I went in expecting to be banned right after glitch was

[forest knoll]

it will have hotpot crossmod eventually

[whole nova]

d4 is the worst i want to kill d4

[umbral pilot]

it's like walking in a bowl of pasta water

[exotic belfry]

the former me thinks

[forest knoll]

earn $(d12) immediately

[forest knoll]

add (d4) temporary levels to the next played hand

[obsidian sky]

xdice

[deft ore]

glue

[umbral pilot]

fucking dril

[deft ore]

evil and fucked up vertex facing upwards

[woven orchid]

oops

[whole nova]

my glorious goat

[woven orchid]

i got a flush lined up

[exotic belfry]

Lily stop breaking the game smh

[obsidian sky]

aren't cards just two sided dice

[umbral pilot]

george why are you a rat

[granite forum]

yeah d4 is always like roll 1 and the result is very important or roll 10

[woven orchid]

no

[deft ore]

is this intentional

[dire meadow]

lily keep breaking the game

[forest knoll]

no that's coins

[woven orchid]

yes

[granite forum]

see george is the rat

[exotic belfry]

You have a problem and need help

Go see someone

[woven orchid]

that's unrelated astra

[whole nova]

i got a 4

[granite forum]

i'm not george

[whole nova]

i win balatro

[obsidian sky]

what if it's a very heavy card

[whole nova]

i have too many dice

[granite forum]

george is not me

[obsidian sky]

oh mh fucking jod

[exotic belfry]

[whole nova]

i dont even use most of them i havent played dnd in months

[obsidian sky]

i mean i'm not wrong

[whole nova]

I PLAY TOMORROW THOUGH I PLAY DND TOMORROW I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!

[mint spindle]

wait a minute he's onto something

(we are all fucked in the brain)

[forest knoll]

speaking of coins what do we think about this for the rare spectral die

d2
Flip a coin. If it lands on heads, instantly win the next blind

(nearly all the dice are temporary scoring bonuses, like d6 is "X(d6) Mult at the end of the next played hand")

[mint spindle]

guys did you know that coin exists

[obsidian sky]

replace flip a coin with toss a card methinks

[mint spindle]

it's like

[deft ore]

feels a little weak for a rare spectral honestly

[mint spindle]

me when air friction

[woven orchid]

it got worse again

[deft ore]

one ☝️ blind

[obsidian sky]

air freaktion......

[mint spindle]

air friction what am i saying anymore 😭

[umbral pilot]

lily 😭

[deft ore]

can i ask what this does for you

[mint spindle]

what are you doing 😭

[reef kayak]

Yo, Im having an issue with my mods, and idk what the crash report is saying. would i ask for help here or a different channel?

[woven orchid]

i i dont fucking know dude

[deft ore]

here

[marsh crane]

Is there a bot command here that would help me get into learning to mod the game?

I would ust ask but I dont wanna interrupt converstation.

I have a content mod concept I've been cooking up

[mint spindle]

what could you POSSIBLY be coding

[dire meadow]

crack

[exotic belfry]

mythic you should join potato patch cus you’re chill (and ruby’s there)

[deft ore]

second pinned message

[umbral pilot]

what is the crash

[cinder arrow]

made some deltarune jokers for my friend. thoughts?

[reef kayak]

cool gimme a sec

[forest knoll]

fair
ooh what if it was "instantly win every blind. Flip a coin at the end of each round. If it lands on tails, destroy this card"

[reef kayak]

this was the crash report

[umbral pilot]

none of the conversations here have value, ok to interrupt

[exotic belfry]

#1349064230825103441 message

[granite forum]

flip a random onscreen card when hand is played, if it lands face up it stays face up
else face down it can continue to be flipped face up or down again
X2 mult

[deft ore]

i like that

[obsidian sky]

i'll hop on it if i remember later

[dire meadow]

Roll a D2*

[marsh crane]

From bottom or top

[deft ore]

the textures are very Not Balatro but i like the ideas

[umbral pilot]

hm

[marsh crane]

Nvm I ofund it

[umbral pilot]

someone figure out that crash

idk update smods

[dire meadow]

what if im smods

[deft ore]

update smods to latest release instead of latest commit

[granite forum]

stolen assets i've seen the left one before

[exotic belfry]

Why are you using a dev version of smods?

[mint spindle]

johnawn smdos

[obsidian sky]

aren't blank cards just one sided dice

[deft ore]

unsurprising

[mint spindle]

alright john cryptid

[forest knoll]

noted, will hold onto the idea

[cinder arrow]

workin on it. he's doing the art for it as we speak

[granite forum]

yeah

[reef kayak]

idk i modded a while ago. tryna figure out it myself

[deft ore]

also d1 in high roller when

[woven orchid]

its still not working

[forest knoll]

below average cryptid run

[dire meadow]

the cryptid zombies... are coming

[whole nova]

my various d20

[mint spindle]

what are you even doing 💔💔💔

[woven orchid]

im trying

[umbral pilot]

please mark this as nsfw

[deft ore]

ScoliPlushTrue

single e

[mint spindle]

i dropped my phone in the train and everybody started furiously

[obsidian sky]

i've got 20 20 vision all of a sudden....

[forest knoll]

perhaps
i'll want to figure out where it fits with crossmod

[tribal musk]

only 5 rounds in

[granite forum]

so many super reacts what

[forest knoll]

i stand by my statement

[mint spindle]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[granite forum]

meth stop

[umbral pilot]

why

[reef kayak]

idk what this means sorry

[mint spindle]

it's an addiction

[forest knoll]

download smods from the big Releases sidebar on the right of the page instead of the green code button

[whole nova]

are we fr dawg

[reef kayak]

got it

[deft ore]

delete old smods and reinstall it from here https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/releases/tag/1.0.0-beta-1016c

[mint spindle]

yes this actually happened right now

[whole nova]

glitchkat act like a normal person challenge ❤️

[granite forum]

hey you stole my story

[tribal musk]

whats the avg

[mint spindle]

we're literally riding the same train bozo

[granite forum]

i sent that to you in private

[obsidian sky]

99% of meth addicts quit right before they hit it big the point of no return 🔥

[umbral pilot]

stop

rude

[neon urchin]

k

[granite forum]

it's not cool to unearth it like that

[mint spindle]

uhh uhmawdm balaro

[forest knoll]

multiple e's

[mint spindle]

i can stop whenerv i want

[deft ore]

usually two or three

[mint spindle]

i am selep deprived

[umbral pilot]

oh god b, george, and glitch are all in the chat at once

[mint spindle]

so

[tribal musk]

thats a thing?

[whole nova]

hell on earth

[obsidian sky]

the roaring

[granite forum]

b is not associated with me

[umbral pilot]

abandon ship

[mint spindle]

popcorn joker sit back and relax

[deft ore]

the calming and soothing 1 blocked message:

[granite forum]

process truster scum

[forest knoll]

yes

[forest knoll]

true i should get some sleep

[mint spindle]

hey! i'm funny

[granite forum]

glitch just wears a trusting mask

[mint spindle]

in my opinion

im right

always

[granite forum]

he doesn't trust

[neon urchin]

👋

[mint spindle]

i trust the process

[neon urchin]

b

[umbral pilot]

calling me

[mint spindle]

ok

[granite forum]

i forget how i editied this image

[mint spindle]

lobotmy

[granite forum]

it was more

[woven orchid]

the goonsquad is here im leaving and going to post my failures in hotpot general now

[deft ore]

im gonna go and do semiproductive things now

[umbral pilot]

nah

[deft ore]

chats fucked now

[woven orchid]

say goodle sweet and soft catdog girlthing

[whole nova]

how are some of you only a year younger than me

[tribal musk]

no thx balatro already wants to crash every hand i play

[neon urchin]

never goon 💢

[mint spindle]

wwoa everybody leaves because im here im suchhn a lsoleor 😔😔😔

[whole nova]

my 3 normal and single fucked up d4

[granite forum]

give it 2 months

[deft ore]

you're correct i was going to leave and do something equally as unproductive

[mint spindle]

minyon

[umbral pilot]

goonsquad just makes everything sticky

[umbral pilot]

nah

you're going to leave and be happy

[mint spindle]

god nsfw PLEASE

[mint spindle]

post-discord clarity

[whole nova]

im saying that i wasnt this annoying a year ago

[umbral pilot]

trif these people are gen alpha just like you

[granite forum]

that arrangement made me hard

shit

[whole nova]

i'm gen z

[umbral pilot]

:P

hey me too

[tribal musk]

i got it

[neon urchin]

this is true

[umbral pilot]

these people are absolutely gen alpha

[whole nova]

i do not enjoy your presence here

[mint spindle]

no i'm being intentionally annoying if it's actually bothering you guys i can stop

[granite forum]

same

[umbral pilot]

😭

[granite forum]

glitch and i are in a call

[forest knoll]

hit that block button and reap the rewards of a more peaceful life

[mint spindle]

we haven't said anything in like 15 mins tbf 😭

[dusty token]

whats a gen

[granite forum]

woah woah woah

[umbral pilot]

goonsquad is coordinating now

[whole nova]

every day that passes i understand nh's blocklist more and more

[obsidian sky]

the goon hq

[granite forum]

trif i like lucky rabbit 🥺

[woven orchid]

real

[mint spindle]

on a serious (er, at least more serious note), i am working on a new funny mod with george right now

[neon urchin]

[mint spindle]

gonna add a bunch of stuff maybe i'll actually like "advertise" it like ervybody else does with their mods when some of it is done

[granite forum]

/srs /SUPERsrs

[mint spindle]

i don't really like showing off mods and whatnot in here because i myself think it can be annoying at times but idk i think it might be interesting

[umbral pilot]

my next mod is going to be a chatgpt wrapper

[compact canyon]

What is the reason?

[umbral pilot]

[neon urchin]

[umbral pilot]

iirc balatro multi didnt work on modern versions of smods or balatro

[obsidian sky]

nooo you're gonna get rubied

[umbral pilot]

follow their install instructions

[dusty token]

nested multiplayer i think

[compact canyon]

i did

[whole nova]

it's been updated i think

[umbral pilot]

ah valid

[whole nova]

vince staples

[umbral pilot]

trust frost's opinion

[whole nova]

anyways check that multiplayer isn't nested

[umbral pilot]

and trif

[granite forum]

ruby's ban had very little to do with the ai

[compact canyon]

fav rapper oat

[umbral pilot]

vince staples

[dusty token]

actually

nested smods

[compact canyon]

what does this mean

[neon urchin]

[mint spindle]

if you make that you should call it cryptid 2

🗣️

[whole nova]

probably top 20 for me at least but i still have yet to hear a lot of his stuff tbh

[umbral pilot]

big fish theory good

[whole nova]

someone get the diagram

[umbral pilot]

not listened to anything else

[compact canyon]

Dark Times is an ELITE album

[umbral pilot]

used to be into vince

[whole nova]

dark times is fucking aweesome

[compact canyon]

My no1 on spotify wrapped

[whole nova]

yesss

[granite forum]

Ado peak music trust

[dusty token]

lovely 0.9.0 soon(tm)

[compact canyon]

my fav album oat

[rain orbit]

On the inks and colors mod does smeared joker also count them as the same suit or are they just left out

[mint spindle]

there it is thank you

[whole nova]

this one

[wispy canopy]

hi chat

[umbral pilot]

oh did you get your stuff working?

[obsidian sky]

not having this conversation.

[neon urchin]

[compact canyon]

I alr did ts

[wispy canopy]

what are we talking about now

[umbral pilot]

fish

[compact canyon]

Cuz I had ts issue w brainstor

[dusty token]

which one?

[mint spindle]

balatro

[whole nova]

check that multiplayer isn;t

[dusty token]

i havent continued much

[mint spindle]

sometimes

[umbral pilot]

idk last week you kept saying that you were crashing out

[compact canyon]

both Dark times, and ramona park broke my heart are 2 of my top 5 albums oat

[umbral pilot]

but that mightve just been gamepass

[dusty token]

oh the nfs thing

[neon urchin]

[compact canyon]

Give them a listen

[umbral pilot]

yeah

[whole nova]

i gotta check out ramona park

[dusty token]

i havent

[whole nova]

but yeah check that smods and multiplayer aren't nested

[umbral pilot]

hmm

frost implement lovelyfs. if you do it by next weekend we can bundle it into the release

dip your toes into rust

[whole nova]

r*st

[umbral pilot]

😭

[obsidian sky]

toes in modding chat

[umbral pilot]

trif you're such a hater

[whole nova]

i start cpp classes in like a month holy shit

[mint spindle]

you should check out this indie game called balatro it's kinda popular it like won a few awards at the game awards and i'm pretty active in the modding community

[neon urchin]

[whole nova]

i have never programed with rust or seen any rust code in my life

im just locked in

[umbral pilot]

fr

[tribal musk]

help what do i do in the situation

[dusty token]

wait when is the release

[mint spindle]

delete cryptid

[dusty token]

i hope im not delaying the release

[umbral pilot]

idk this weekend maybe next

[mint spindle]

🔥

[umbral pilot]

nah

we've been lazy

[whole nova]

what comes in 0.9.0 as of now

[granite forum]

turn on omeganum

then delete cryptid

[dusty token]

i've been lazier 😭

[mint spindle]

better yet delete balatro

[granite forum]

and turn omeganum back off

[mint spindle]

and refund it

[granite forum]

hope this helps

[obsidian sky]

what is balatro

[neon urchin]

[compact canyon]

ty it worked!

[mint spindle]

bala

[compact canyon]

Anyways Vince Staples is the GOAT, bai bai

[obsidian sky]

i only know joker poker balala

[dusty token]

#⚙・modding-general message

[umbral pilot]

bunch of stuff, zip loading (possibly), multi target patching, multi payload copy patches, fixed module patches, liblovely and lovely-mobile-maker, performance improvements in theory, i dont remember the rest. I have yet to write up the release

[whole nova]

true...

[granite forum]

joker poker balala

[whole nova]

zip loading 🤤

[umbral pilot]

ah yeah that

zip loading

[frigid sedge]

what am i LOOKING at 😭

[mint spindle]

yea that's the original game balatro is like the copy/pasted one that got more popular

[granite forum]

when poker MEATs solitaire 🍖

[whole nova]

what about multi target/payload patches?

[umbral pilot]

in iirc

[digital jungle]

you close the game and start a new run

[umbral pilot]

just no patterns yet

at least iirc not

[obsidian sky]

wtf they should sue. who does this local thunk guy think he is

[whole nova]

oh and does lovely-mobile-maker just mean official support or what

well not official buty

you know what i mean

[woven orchid]

why is my joker not centered,

[neon urchin]

[woven orchid]

trif say my name

[mint spindle]

idk man what even is that name anyway it should be john balala

[whole nova]

nah i mean like. what Is

[umbral pilot]

wilson-level official m*bile support

[whole nova]

Lily

[granite forum]

wha

[obsidian sky]

balatrelo balala

[whole nova]

peak

wilson save me

[woven orchid]

Wrong one.

[mint spindle]

joecumheart obviously

[woven orchid]

trif

[umbral pilot]

you can define an array of targets rather than just one

[woven orchid]

join a vc in vallkarri

[granite forum]

trif say my name

[woven orchid]

right now

[mint spindle]

happy 12:00 am for me

[whole nova]

hang on i have to piss

[woven orchid]

aye aye captain

make that stream n shit

[umbral pilot]

err runtime patching. you can just call lovely.patch_buffer in lua to apply patches

[mint spindle]

goodbye cruel balatrito

[whole nova]

god bless

[neon urchin]

[granite forum]

someone say my name

[whole nova]

wait wtf

[mint spindle]

gorge

[whole nova]

is that not insane

[granite forum]

WRONG HAHAHA

[umbral pilot]

yeah it's meant to fix shaders

[digital jungle]

no

[mint spindle]

georgie porgie

[granite forum]

stinky

[umbral pilot]

on m*bile

[granite forum]

yeah nice

[whole nova]

all numbers MUST be floats

[granite forum]

floating numbers implies the existence of sinking numbers

[neon urchin]

[dusty token]

i am going to add them
1
1.

[dire meadow]

guys rate my number slop

[granite forum]

emu otori pjsk sticker emoji??

[granite forum]

glop bucket is me

yay

[obsidian sky]

floater joker - adds an eye floater that passively floats around and reacts to nearby mouse movement. X1.5 mult if floater is currently off screen

[dire meadow]

voucher shader joker: hi

[umbral pilot]

I saw that

[dire meadow]

i see everything

[granite forum]

son emoji?

[neon urchin]

[obsidian sky]

i have no perms and i must react

[dire meadow]

get the steam role

[granite forum]

i don't know her

:(

not in pjsk

[digital jungle]

slop/10

[umbral pilot]

@whole nova ah and maybe the editor at some point in january idk

[dire meadow]

nil of hearts: i am also here

[granite forum]

extent of my knowledge

[umbral pilot]

I need to get off my butt and finish it

but it is in a trashed state rn

[obsidian sky]

i can't get roles i'm too lazy and totally not on a client that doesn't support the server menu yet

[whole nova]

holy peak

editor looked so cool

[dire meadow]

get on the normal one for a sec

[obsidian sky]

ew

[dire meadow]

what does your client look like anyways 👀

[umbral pilot]

yeah but idk, I'm not happy with using dioxus (web tech) so I was considering porting it to C# and avalonia

native cross platform and still in a sane language

I would just need to reimplement lovely 1:1 😭

Or I guess I could call lovely-core

[rain orbit]

Deoxyribonucleic acid

[umbral pilot]

no like the pokemon

[dire meadow]

+1 chips

[dusty token]

please dont go insane like me

[umbral pilot]

too late

[neon urchin]

[rain orbit]

[umbral pilot]

I'll just ask google chatgpt to do it for me

[rain orbit]

Bro doesn't know what deoxyribonucleic acid is

[umbral pilot]

yk what i am going to do it in avalonia

fuck it

[obsidian sky]

this is totally not my screenshot for legal reasons

[umbral pilot]

I know what it is 😭

[rain orbit]

[dire meadow]

trve

[neon urchin]

[dusty token]

util modder trying to not go insane (impossible)

[obsidian sky]

crazy? i was crazy once

then i found balatro and was saved 🙏

and then i found modding chat and it all went downhill again

[neon urchin]

[rain orbit]

[obsidian sky]

cool ca- why is it from dress to impress cord

[neon urchin]

my brain is kinda fried rn and i have nothing to add

[woven orchid]

do you like my code

[daring sluice]

all in favor of killing her

[neon urchin]

yeah, love it ❤️

[woven orchid]

all in favor of killing me

[daring sluice]

i

[neon urchin]

neigh 🐴

[drowsy parrot]

all in fervour of killing her

[obsidian sky]

hypothetical future you that might want to add behaviour on not back facing will thank you

[whole nova]

i vote death

[neon urchin]

i vote LIFE

[obsidian sky]

life or bath for dry cat

[umbral pilot]

we just make things harder for ourselves

[neon urchin]

let the sweet and soft catdog girlthing live her sweet and soft catdog girlthing life

[dire meadow]

me coding something realizing that lua already has this as a built-in function

[deft ore]

killing her

[dire meadow]

felony

but l ike

for real

[neon urchin]

society is brutal

[glad patrol]

decided to rework one of my blinds to make itmore interesting

[obsidian sky]

life must be bitter and hard. like a candy that tastes like a jokerforge mod.

[whole nova]

mean and hard dogcat boycreature

[neon urchin]

me core..?!

[dire meadow]

kicking the player while they are down type beat

[neon urchin]

im mean and hard

[dire meadow]

what

[rain orbit]

[umbral pilot]

I'm going to make the editor UI really bad

intentionally

[glad patrol]

Pain and suffering for lack of skills

[umbral pilot]

to push back against pretty people

[neon urchin]

im going to mars

[dire meadow]

Eunoia

[neon urchin]

weeeeeeeee 🚀

[whole nova]

this is bad

[obsidian sky]

payout increases by $2 with each boss blind defeated

[rain orbit]

Someone put jimbo in a maid outfit

[dire meadow]

guys rate my code

[obsidian sky]

0

[neon urchin]

10

[dire meadow]

local min = -1
local max = 1
-- checking if probablity got tampered with
local numerator = SMODS.get_probability_vars(card, 1, 4, "J_SCP_914")
-- chance set to zero
if numerator <= 0 then
    max = 0
end
-- chance was doubled
if numerator == 2 or not SCP.downside_active(card) then
    min = 0
end
-- chance was beyond doubled
if numerator <= 3 then
    min = 1
end
local which_way = pseudorandom("scp_914", min, max)
-- just hardcode d4
if next(SMODS.find_card("j_entr_d4")) then
    local reroll = pseudorandom("scp_914", min, max)
    which_way = math.max(which_way, reroll)
end

[whole nova]

if true then return nil end

[umbral pilot]

trif can you fucking not

[neon urchin]

914/914 for scp 914

[dire meadow]

does he know

[neon urchin]

clueless

[rain orbit]

🐎

[neon urchin]

🐴

[umbral pilot]

enough horseplay

[obsidian sky]

me when i lack the material that sticks objects together: glueless

[winged prism]

There seems to be enough horses running around

[winged prism]

Sorry I felt evil

[neon urchin]

me when combustion gasses: flueless

[umbral pilot]

me mold

[rain orbit]

"Should I play only flushes this run?"
The highly intelligent horse of agreement:

[obsidian sky]

flushes are pretty. stable

[dire meadow]

"Should I kill people who flush"

[neon urchin]

heh.. The Clockworks? i sure hope it does. ⏰

[whole nova]

while true do return not false end

[dire meadow]

Road Work Ahead?

[umbral pilot]

wtf

[polar oyster]

hi everyone

[neon urchin]

“i dont flush 🗣️ 🔥 “

[umbral pilot]

how do I install joker forge

[exotic belfry]

I’m back and now comfy in bed

Hooray

[polar oyster]

idk

[whole nova]

how do i play crypted mod

[polar oyster]

install my mod instead /j

[exotic belfry]

How do play jen’s almnac

[rain orbit]

[obsidian sky]

have you fed your bed monster today

[winged prism]

How do I get through one night

[exotic belfry]

Yeah he dapped me up before I crawled in

[neon urchin]

i think some people ‘sleep’

[dire meadow]

eat cookies

[umbral pilot]

get wit de pogam

[obsidian sky]

hello everybody my name is multiplier and today we're playing five rounds at jimbo's

[winged prism]

Me if I was working in Fredbears Pizza Freddie's nights

[forest knoll]

for k, v in ipairs({1}) do
  if v == 4 then

  else
    return v ~= 4
  end
end

[rain orbit]

Do not apply for a job at freddy fazbear's pizza

[umbral pilot]

at least spoiler it wtf

[deft ore]

why my game no work

[umbral pilot]

I don't want to see that

[deft ore]

crash report

[neon urchin]

watch out for feddy fazbar..!

he kills u

[dusty token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209506360987877408/1445885775903457412/image.png

[forest knoll]

don't worry, mario molds you
it will all be ok in the end

[dire meadow]

guys check out my number slop

[exotic belfry]

Erm

[winged prism]

Why

[obsidian sky]

if daft punk was bad: harder better fazbear stronger

[whole nova]

how will this affect balatro modding?

[exotic belfry]

Daft Punk could never be bad

[polar oyster]

glop should be on fire

[neon urchin]

why anything, why dont cats pay taxes? 🤷

[umbral pilot]

too pure

[rain orbit]

Pure unadulterated badass

[neon urchin]

this is some good slop

[dire meadow]

please wrap lua code in trigger warnings

[obsidian sky]

if cats don't pay taxes then explain me

[forest knoll]

Base event queue: 4.8e15 🔥

[deft ore]

legally wherever a cat is is a tax haven

[winged prism]

They are known to avoid taxes, Freddy is a bear not a cat

[neon urchin]

ok im so sleepy i think im going to

[whole nova]

clog event queue as MUCH as possible

[umbral pilot]

hi so sleepy your homework is due tomorrow

[neon urchin]

that is true

i love you all

[forest knoll]

this is the true goal of numberslop. score was always secondary to event queue

[winged prism]

Me if my name was "so sleepy think im going to"

[obsidian sky]

eventslop

[deft ore]

blue

[umbral pilot]

luaslop

[obsidian sky]

make mods in rust

[umbral pilot]

ew

[deft ore]

can you add an event in an event

[rain orbit]

There are 3 robotic figures that I know of with meta in their name

[neon urchin]

but thats not you, thats me, im so sleepy think im going to

im going to bow

now

kachow

[winged prism]

True I think

[whole nova]

||```lua
if print:(true) then do { return true } end

can anyone help fix this?

[umbral pilot]

CAN YOU NOT

[wanton rapids]

i think someone's shipped a rust module with one of their mods before

[umbral pilot]

smh

[wanton rapids]

its doable but why would you

[dusty token]

omg i forgot to wrap in spoilers

im so sorry

😭

[neon urchin]

yes

[forest knoll]

who are the other two

[umbral pilot]

god my fucking eyes

[whole nova]

@umbral pilot help?

im learning lua

[reef kayak]

K I tried replacing my version of smod to this version and still got this crash

[whole nova]

i started jokerfore

[rain orbit]

Mettaton and smt metatron

[wanton rapids]

have you tried using metatables

[umbral pilot]

morality issue

[forest knoll]

i see

[whole nova]

how do i make a new item type with joker forge ?

[forest knoll]

your talisman is probably nested, that's usually a cause of that crash

[exotic belfry]

You have a few duplicate installs (neato, bunco, paperback)

[reef kayak]

what does that mean and how to i fix?