⚙・modding-general

[dire meadow]

can you send

the creature

again

@fair thistle

[buoyant kestrel]

good modifier that's just "keep all of your items"

of course coming with a suitably evil downside

[buoyant kestrel]

oh and we're getting stake 2

there's multiple towers

each tower increases the required loops by one and adds an additional negative effect

[dire meadow]

he has been contained

[rustic helm]

wat

[dire meadow]

particle accelerator

crack

[rustic helm]

did you like my with

[silk sphinx]

Big Joker
Gains +0.5x Mult every time a poker hand with five cards scores. This Joker occupies two joker slots.

[rustic helm]

its my first time drawing a with

[storm forum]

1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799073247846

[buoyant kestrel]

when the square root of 2 is the square root of 2

how irrational!

[keen knoll]

you cant say its only a half

[dire meadow]

enough of this, now DIE!

[dense egret]

krillin

[silk sphinx]

1 cup of flour
1 cup of flour
1 cup of flour
2 cups of flour
6 cups of flour
16 cups of flour
Photochad

[buoyant kestrel]

fuck i got them face cards in the flour

[keen knoll]

help im out of flour

[past lava]

how are you doing this

[dire meadow]

https://www.3dgifmaker.com/

[keen knoll]

how i remember meet the spy

[keen knoll]

the 7 human souls

[stable grotto]

yall like Bunco?

[rustic helm]

im trying to escape

[dire meadow]

no we like the creature and distorting him

[keen knoll]

-toriel

[dire meadow]

woah i feel woozy...

why won't it get off my screen

[dire meadow]

i dropped it into the soup... 😔

do you forgive me 🥺

the soup*

[keen knoll]

heywow thats like my username

candycaneanniahlator_etherware2

[rustic helm]

he is not death, he is just souped

[silk sphinx]

anyways, uh

[woven crag]

yum

drinks it

[silk sphinx]

balaro

[woven crag]

whats balatro

[keen knoll]

meet my Secret cousin

[dense egret]

why you have that many childrens

[dire meadow]

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MADE OF INCREDIBELY SOLUBLE MATERIAL

[buoyant kestrel]

ballaro

!

[dire meadow]

SORRYG YG WFWUA DIWFKWfafwjAHWFuiwfa

I GOT YOU A NEW ONE!!!

[keen knoll]

yea

[woven crag]

can i make soup out of it

[rustic helm]

suffer

[woven crag]

oh

[dire meadow]

trips over the time loop activator

[woven crag]

nevermind then

[dire meadow]

jesus's time line is non-canon

[keen knoll]

hey joker idea

[distant badge]

when the character so good you make them your pfp

[dire meadow]

when the character is so 👀 you make them your pfp

[distant badge]

i forgot i had a different pfp here nvm chat

[woven crag]

what

[woven crag]

lets take a look...

[rustic helm]

why

[cold rose]

when the oc is so oc you make it your oc

[keen knoll]

trap card (common)
if hand is disallowed, gives 30% of blind score instantly```

[buoyant kestrel]

🐦‍⬛

[latent crescent]

wtf is happening

[dense egret]

disallowed

[dire meadow]

i planned the time loop arc from the BEGINNING!

[cold rose]

Like psychic, mouth and eye?

[buoyant kestrel]

🐦

[keen knoll]

yeah

[cold rose]

Hmmm good idea

Though a bit too niche

[keen knoll]

its super niche and you need 4 hands to actually outright win so

yea thats why its common

[dire meadow]

oh my god

[keen knoll]

if matador is allowed to exist...

[woven crag]

matador is good in theory though

[buoyant kestrel]

the flood

[cold rose]

The army

[woven crag]

its just bad because its bugged

blind trigger flag gets reset too early

[keen knoll]

ok if a boss is triggered give 30% score

[dire meadow]

tower defense game against the creatures

they are plentiful

[keen knoll]

the armaldo

[woven crag]

im absorbing them

[woven crag]

thats where theyre going

[rustic helm]

wall creature

[dire meadow]

new roblox game

[buoyant kestrel]

i thought you said aborting

[woven crag]

no????????

[cold rose]

4d creature

[keen knoll]

balatro linux isnt that hard lol, its the same as the windows install but you add a launch option

[dire meadow]

contray to popular belief, this is just a bunch of the creatures topped ontop of each other

[woven crag]

yeah except theres like 500 of them

[dire meadow]

do you kill them before they are fully out of your skin or

[keen knoll]

toriel speech bubble

[woven crag]

exactly this

[keen knoll]

undertale in 202x (climbing mount ebbot is a tiktok challenge)

[leaden vector]

i tried responding with a gif but the server hates me

[dire meadow]

why the hell hasn't asgore broken the barrier yet

[cold rose]

Mass bombing

[dire meadow]

static

[buoyant kestrel]

ultra barrier that was made by the whole human race

[keen knoll]

hes scared of human society

[buoyant kestrel]

instead of just the 7 mages

[leaden vector]

atleast like 5

[keen knoll]

the 7 human mages

[rustic helm]

maybe 50%

[silk sphinx]

Priority Shipping
1 in 3 chance for cards drawn at the start of a round to be Priority cards. Priority cards give +10 chips and +3 Mult when scored.

[past lava]

plentiful

who

[silk sphinx]

do not remind me of my mortal enemy, YeHathLived

[dire meadow]

shit i spilled my infinite soup

[dense egret]

astro portal

[past lava]

you idiot

[rustic helm]

yes?

[dire meadow]

new minecraft dimension

just make a new one lmao

[keen knoll]

torirl

[dire meadow]

throws apple juice at your head

[past lava]

haha

[dire meadow]

what on earth is astro typing...

[dire meadow]

👀

grue

[dire meadow]

its like they are still with us...

[buoyant kestrel]

^^18

[leaden vector]

5

[rustic helm]

miscreature

2

[buoyant kestrel]

what if 2 * 2 was 4.5

would that be fucked up or what

[leaden vector]

in what number system would that be true

[dire meadow]

in my special number system

[woven crag]

looks inside
Mult =Infinity

[buoyant kestrel]

the evil one where addition has been scarred by adding an additional 0.5

[silk sphinx]

if the * operator also included *1.125

[leaden vector]

@dire meadow, does you mod make the start screen yellow?

[dire meadow]

what

i assume not

yea no

its probably entropy

[dense egret]

sounds potassium

[leaden vector]

BITTER PISSED ON MY BALATRO

[dense egret]

😭

[buoyant kestrel]

pisslatro

drink it up!

[dense egret]

entropy is more black/red

[dense egret]

isaac:

[dire meadow]

entropy is more bala

[leaden vector]

It's fucking bitter, HE PISSED ON THE MOON

[buoyant kestrel]

enttype

[dire meadow]

this vaguely looks like the transgender flag sometimes

[leaden vector]

his children are being put through an eternal torture, forced to have ever molecule of their being torn apart, and meticulously formed back together

[obsidian sky]

the whole deal:

[distant badge]

4oak...

[smoky fossil]

do u need the steam version of the game to mod or can u use the xbox pc version

[past lava]

steam version

[smoky fossil]

cheers

[dense egret]

rule 4

but yea only pc for now

[smoky fossil]

oh yeah its the pc app

[leaden vector]

i think they mean the version you can get with xbox gamepass on pc

[dense egret]

need help modding?

[dense egret]

as far i know you cant either

[smoky fossil]

yeah this

[smoky fossil]

i cant find any guides for it, i should be okay modding cheers

[sturdy sapphire]

i updated my mods stuff and hand preview now doesnt work and hasnt beenupdated in ages
is there another mod like it?

[dense egret]

phantoms preview?

[sturdy sapphire]

ill check it out ty

[dense egret]

no i w

it wouldnt work either xd

[leaden vector]

hey are there any mods that let you send a drone strike towards a boss blind

[dense egret]

both mods are pretty dead

[dense egret]

did you tried yahimod?

[smoky fossil]

the idf mod

[sturdy sapphire]

oh dang it

[sturdy sapphire]

im playing it now lmao

[leaden vector]

the plant

[dense egret]

theres no other mod that lets you know the score before playing the hand, just play

[sturdy sapphire]

no no not the score the hands i can play

[buoyant kestrel]

banner

[sturdy sapphire]

like if i have a flush or a pair etc

[buoyant kestrel]

i think

the plant shall no longer exist

[leaden vector]

Thank you 🙏

[dense egret]

i didnt know something like that exist

[flint hare]

Anyone with a big brain able to help?

Oops! The game crashed:
Syntax error: functions/common_events.lua:3429: 'end' expected (to close 'function' at line 481) near '<eof>'

A bad lovely patch has resulted in this crash.

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1o-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0~BETA-1016c-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.8.0
Platform: Windows

Stack Traceback

(3) C function 'function: 0x263dfb20'
(4) global C function 'require'
(5) main chunk of file 'main.lua' at line 892
(6) global C function 'require'
(7) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:323' (best guess)
Local variables:
c = table: 0x263e5470 {identity:false, version:11.5, accelerometerjoystick:true, modules:table: 0x263e54c0, gammacorrect:false, title:Balatro, externalstorage:false (more...)}
openedconsole = boolean: false
confok = boolean: true
conferr = nil
(8) global C function 'xpcall'
(9) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:362' (best guess)
Local variables:
result = boolean: true
(10) global C function 'xpcall'
(11) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
func = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
inerror = boolean: true
deferErrhand = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
earlyinit = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])

[leaden vector]

have you tried updating lovely?

https://github.com/ethangreen-dev/lovely-injector

[flint hare]

I have not, I'll do that right now though.

[leaden vector]

make sure to search up how to do it

[dense egret]

what

[dense egret]

what mods do you have

[dense egret]

that is the most updated version of lovely.....

[leaden vector]

ah

i did not see...

[flint hare]

That is my mods list

[leaden vector]

holy moly that's alot of mods

[flint hare]

I had at least double that not that long ago but I didn't use half of them

[leaden vector]

haiiiii astrooo :D

[flint hare]

no no we don

[leaden vector]

how do you have an image for that

what if...

gray still played

revolutionary

[flint hare]

Any more insite perhaps?

[keen knoll]

then you gulp it down
all day and all night

can i send a joker idea

[buoyant kestrel]

sure

[neon urchin]

chingerd

chingered

[keen knoll]

hard times (common)
stone cards do not score
gain +2 mult for each unscoring stone card
(currently +0 mult)```

[young timber]

My favourite part of the lovely. Toml there

[keen knoll]

seems legit

<@&1133519078540185692>

thabks

[young timber]

just the average

[neon urchin]

hard place (uncommon)
every card played between 2 stone cards get a random edition and enhancement

[buoyant kestrel]

boss blind that makes your playing cards go through bullet hell (and if they die they are destroyed and you can't play them)

[keen knoll]

so its just 3 in 4 chance to destroy played cards

[buoyant kestrel]

no it isn't because if you don't have a skill issue you can have all of your playing cards

[young timber]

droolingEyes

[buoyant kestrel]

comparing to any probability here is silly because it depends on the skill of the player

and how hard the segments are

[young timber]

hehehehe silly

[buoyant kestrel]

silly billy ⭕⬅️

[young timber]

Ⓜ️

[neon urchin]

boss blind that changes balatro from a rogue like card game to a bullet hell dungeon crawler

[keen knoll]

oh the way it was worded i thought the cards themself had to do the bullet hell

as in by themself

[buoyant kestrel]

you possess the cards

kris deltarune

[keen knoll]

it only affects hearts cards

[buoyant kestrel]

deltarune attack segment where your cards are your party

and their health is the chips value of them

also

[neon urchin]

i like enter the gungeon

[keen knoll]

woah

[dapper helm]

unhinged

[neon urchin]

i stand by my opinion

[empty jewel]

Hallo

[past lava]

hello

[neon urchin]

we cook and eat people alive here btw

#⚙・modding-general are cannibals

[empty jewel]

Ye ik very well the nature of modding chat

[neon urchin]

thanks for understanding

[past lava]

i can confirm

[past lava]

it's yes

not ye

[dense egret]

remember there can be minors, dont be posting thigns too +21

[empty jewel]

Noice

Wait theres minors in balatro?

That changes everything

[honest zephyr]

"the most thoughtful gift is trapping them in a Time Loop"

yeah i know a buddy who did this once

[honest zephyr]

their name's siffrin
they fucking hated it

[past lava]

wee joker

[dense egret]

what my beer did to you????

youre so mean

[neon urchin]

i hate beer beercause i hate it. no rhyme or reason

kill all beer

[past lava]

you can rhyme beer with spear

[neon urchin]

that is true

[dense egret]

thats 30% true

[buoyant kestrel]

a beer spears near my thermonuclear reactor

[neon urchin]

a beer speared my rear

and i could only shed tears 😢

[distant badge]

wonkee...

[unborn musk]

hey guys does anyone know how to do this to my game

https://youtu.be/2ErXbShdb-E

is it part of the cryptid mod?

[dire meadow]

retrigger first card 0 times

[buoyant kestrel]

retrigger first card -1 times

[dire meadow]

steamlaugheyes

[buoyant kestrel]

no more trigger for you

[dire meadow]

balatro score effect in reverse

[unborn musk]

guys this does not help me

[dire meadow]

skill issue

dude its so obviously cryptid its laughable 💔

[leaden vector]

🫃

[unborn musk]

i've never used mods guys chill the heck out guys what the heck

[dire meadow]

country voice we don't really like cryptid around these parts...

continued country voice tales of numberslop i've heard

[buoyant kestrel]

sounds racist if you don't know what cryptid is referring to

[leaden vector]

we're all secretly racist

[buoyant kestrel]

hahahaha

[past lava]

????

[dire meadow]

felony

[leaden vector]

against cryptid

[unborn musk]

yeah guys i get it can we explain to me how to do the funny randomness thing instead of speaking in this weird code

[leaden vector]

i probably should've added that

[unborn musk]

is it in the cryptid settings

[dire meadow]

its a deck obviously

[leaden vector]

pretty sure it's just a deck

[dire meadow]

misprint deck

[buoyant kestrel]

its just a deck

[dire meadow]

eck

[neon urchin]

my deck is huge

who wants my deck pics

[unborn musk]

oh yes i see it now

thank you guys very much

[dire meadow]

we HATE you!!!! /silly

[neon urchin]

its less silly if you add silly to the end of the silly message

u need them to question if you were serious or not

[neon urchin]

you killed the thing

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

[leaden vector]

I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE A JOLLY YEAR >:((((

[dire meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN2Rud2jyXI

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm so [JOLLY] you all are so fucking [JOLLY] you [JOLLY] pieces of [JOLLY] are all [JOLLY]

[neon urchin]

i will [ JOLLY ] every single one of you

[leaden vector]

does anyone know how i stop windows defender from blocking my downloads

[buoyant kestrel]

this is so [JOLLY]

[dire meadow]

what on earth are you downloading

[leaden vector]

when she jolly on your santa till you ho ho ho

[neon urchin]

this hurts my eyes, thabks

[leaden vector]

evil pirated games

[past lava]

mb

[buoyant kestrel]

legalize nuclear bombs

[leaden vector]

wait

[buoyant kestrel]

💣

[neon urchin]

no, i said thanks, i liked it

[leaden vector]

i just realised im not in the balatro clams thing

[dire meadow]

with a gun pointed to my head Sorry, community guidelines forbid me from telling you this infomation.

[past lava]

^0.9

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[leaden vector]

i'm tweaking so hard bro

[buoyant kestrel]

https://discord.gg/wVK8AJHG

clam

[neon urchin]

tweak high my guy, tweak high

[buoyant kestrel]

Acclamatio

[neon urchin]

im coming to you

[mental solar]

when i try taking the tag the game crashes... why is yep a nil value?

[dire meadow]

full crash log please

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[exotic belfry]

You don’t have a context to run your tag from. You’d probably want if context.type == ‘new_blind_choice’ then

[leaden vector]

nya

[dire meadow]

me when i press the kill astro's creature button

[dense egret]

you can do it with cryptid or aikoyori

bruh 3 hours latter

mb

[mental solar]

unfortunately didn't work :(

[exotic belfry]

Weird

OH!

Your apply args are wrong, you forgot self

[dire meadow]

CHRIST MATE

JUST USE CTRL+C

[exotic belfry]

should be apply = function(self, tag, context)

[frigid mica]

What if they aren’t able to

[mental solar]

i forgot where the log was located 😭
Also wait copy works?????

[exotic belfry]

Yep it do

[mental solar]

dang, i'm so outdated in my methoids

[frigid mica]

Cause like this also a problem for me, I can’t ctrl+c the crash log for some weird fucking reason

[mental solar]

YES

thank you

[dire meadow]

they die instantly

[mental solar]

bug has been fixed, after 9 months

[frigid mica]

Fuck.

Im gonna kill mys-

[exotic belfry]

9 MONTHS???

[frigid mica]

Fym 9 months

[mental solar]

i really want yes but i can't

(life needed more attention then modding for 9 months lol)

[exotic belfry]

Fair enough lol

[mental solar]

but hey, i can't finally resume rebaloed

[exotic belfry]

Welcome back then

[honest zephyr]

challenge idea:

I, Boss Blind

if you know what I, Zombie is then yeah. you know what i'm getting at here

[dire meadow]

not really?

im not sure how you could be the boss blind

[honest zephyr]

wait i'm actually kinda thinking here...

randomly selected hand
pick which boss blind would ruin that hand the most

[past lava]

this could work for that multiplayer mod

[plush hound]

bruh

[dire meadow]

meant to show off a chain reaction but something went wrong 💔

[past lava]

why is there so much scp mods now

[dire meadow]

this is apart of data expunged btw

wait you might not know...

what that is

[past lava]

huh

[dire meadow]

wait of course you don't

its made by ruby

+1 chip

does he know

[dense egret]

dude

[dire meadow]

ujel

[dense egret]

borra la cuenta

[dire meadow]

wasn't even a ragebait

was me asking what the hell you meant

damn take a chill pill

I SAW THAT QUESTION MARK REACT

@dense egret NOT THE TIME

sorgy 😔

[hard plank]

no one knows where i go

[honest zephyr]

holy shit... nxkoo... you're also transfem?

[plush hound]

yes gal

[honest zephyr]

yeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

[dire meadow]

woke...

[hard plank]

let there be light

[granite forum]

nice ad youtube

targeted advertising i guess

[buoyant kestrel]

blunder

[granite forum]

why is genshin here what

no way

[buoyant kestrel]

ginshem impad

[granite forum]

ah i see it's a virus

hmm

big download button

makes you wanna press it

I have priorities tho 🤤

anyway

[honest zephyr]

thinking... if chicot was changed to instead INVERT boss blind effects, how would they be inverted..?

[ionic crystal]

the ox - gives $ equal to the number of times your most played hand has been played if played

[leaden vector]

hmmmmm, that'd be a pretty good change.

[honest zephyr]

i think it would be funny if chicot inverted the wall to be extra small blind

[ionic crystal]

the manacle - +1 hand size

[ionic crystal]

x0.25 base 💀

[honest zephyr]

and it's x0.5 base

[past lava]

x0.1 base

[honest zephyr]

i think suit-debuffing blinds would just have the suit be retriggered instead

[ionic crystal]

the water doubles your discards

and the needle doubles your hands

[dire meadow]

mme after getting two chicots

[dire meadow]

^0.5 base

ujel

[dire meadow]

inverts would probably happen with 2 chicots 😇

[honest zephyr]

interesting change idea for the psychic:
+1 card selection limit

[dire meadow]

IN VANILLA

[honest zephyr]

-# This does jackshit.

[dire meadow]

the helpful ascension:

+2 chips holy

[ionic crystal]

the serpent just stays the same except it only activates when you play/discard 1-3 cards

[dire meadow]

+3 now

+4

[honest zephyr]

the pillar invert - cards played previously this ante are retriggered

[leaden vector]

ts fire

and water

I need that hoodie i swear

[ionic crystal]

the house just retriggers all cards in the first hand

[leaden vector]

the house gives you lupus

[ionic crystal]

qhar

[leaden vector]

(House MD reference)

[honest zephyr]

violet vessel invert - very small blind
x0.1 base

[dire meadow]

^0.1 base

[leaden vector]

you just automatically clear it

fuck it

[dire meadow]

x0 base

[ionic crystal]

make it like uh just like 1 pt or smth

no bases

[leaden vector]

anti-blind: You can see

[ionic crystal]

just score

1

point

and win

[leaden vector]

lowkey, i'd wear that

[buoyant kestrel]

for a second i thought the goal was scoring exactly one point

lmfao

[forest knoll]

unblind: https://github.com/MeraGenio/UnBlind/releases

[ionic crystal]

just score more that 1 point lmao

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[ionic crystal]

verdant leaf just gives you 1 random negative joker 💀

[leaden vector]

@cyan musk staircase

[forest knoll]

entropy deck of containment, rack up a fuck ton of entropy, sell all your mult-related jokers, and then play an unleveled high card

[buoyant kestrel]

META**(!!){10{10}10}10**

[forest knoll]

hiii!!!!!!!! an uncountable infinity of exclamation marks

[dire meadow]

hi power set of that uncountable infinity amount of exclamation marks interrobangs

[past lava]

HI!!!! tree(3)

[forest knoll]

do i dare introduce you to jonathan bowers's extended operators

[buoyant kestrel]

DO IT

[leaden vector]

bowser

[buoyant kestrel]

gimme the incomprehensible

this ain't eldritch horror because baby nobody gonna be understanding this for a second

[dire meadow]

Eternal Pareidolia with The Plant... No Reroll

[forest knoll]

he compares it to his array notation at times but it shouldn't be too hard to follow. plus the array notation is also explained on this page, which is also a fun read. you might have more trouble with the blinding blue page background lol
http://www.polytope.net/hedrondude/array.htm

[leaden vector]

So i left shop with a good old photochad

The evil plant appeared

[dire meadow]

huh what?

i don't know what you are talking about

🥳

[leaden vector]

The humble vencord plugin

[dire meadow]

the humble not caring

Nash enjoying watermelon

^ legit me trust

[past lava]

i draw a royal flush in balatro
i discard it by accident

[leaden vector]

aw man 😔

[dire meadow]

green needle

[buoyant kestrel]

the humble brainstorm unlock:

[dire meadow]

they write it on a little index card

High card build in balatro...
Kid named finger:

[young timber]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1434311755928047749 just updated my mod

droolingEyes

im more daily than tangents lets gooooo

[leaden vector]

why is my balatro piss coloured

[young timber]

its more gold but okay

[dire meadow]

bitter personally pisses on his mod to make your balatro piss colored

[leaden vector]

piss changes colour dependant on your hydration

[dire meadow]

why is my piss red

[young timber]

whart

[leaden vector]

how could he 💔

[leaden vector]

red dye, trust

[young timber]

because you had the funky red potion of happiness and rainbows

I need someone to help me balance my mod

[leaden vector]

hello

[young timber]

hello non-modder

[leaden vector]

i am balala expert

[young timber]

how many hours

must be over nolife hrs
-# 500

[leaden vector]

lemme check

counting or not counting playstation hours?

[young timber]

counting

[leaden vector]

like 150h

probably 200 total from chromebook

[young timber]

i have more than you

ur not qualified enough

[leaden vector]

dies

[young timber]

yk what next time i see aiko ima beg them to help me balance my mod

i dont know them enough to do it, but like i couldnt care

[dire meadow]

SCP-914 + what happens when it goes below common

[neon urchin]

im going to glow

[dire meadow]

pile of ash is because the destroy animation is burning the card 🪱

(the 0.5 is hard-coded in too lol)

[leaden vector]

would you say you saw a tv

[neon urchin]

hnnnnng glows bright green uuhhhnnnngggg hnnnggg

lights up the room

iiuujhnnnnggbnnn

[leaden vector]

baby you light up the room like nobody elseeee

[neon urchin]

iii knoooooowww hnnnnggg starts glowing so bright that it hurts to look at. and then i blow up into a pile of green goo

[leaden vector]

anything but modding 🙏

[past lava]

what was that 👀

[young timber]

Glop reference

[leaden vector]

what the fuck was that

[dire meadow]

blunder-roll

@leaden vector what would you do with this joker

[neon urchin]

(someone should mop me up. im soaking into the floor)

[past lava]

sell it

[granite forum]

peak or not peak chat

[neon urchin]

make it eternal

[past lava]

i won't

[dire meadow]

but considering how you got it... you could turn it into a common with 33% chance

[leaden vector]

eat it

[neon urchin]

(im going to soak into your shoes and sock. your feet will glow for days because of me. im a toxic goo now btw)

[past lava]

aww :(

[dire meadow]

takes out BIG silly straw

[leaden vector]

nah uhhhhhh, if you keep it for 3 ante's, it turns into a random rare joker

[neon urchin]

(WAIT NO)

[leaden vector]

or maybe 2 antes

[dire meadow]

if you get lucky for 3 rounds, it could be a rare

[naive sail]

Hey guys! Does anyone know if there's a way to enable all unlocks of cryptid mod? I downloaded just to use a specific deck and dont feel like playing the whole game again lol

[leaden vector]

well idk

[neon urchin]

pheonix rises from the ashes

[dire meadow]

it can go up to a epic analog btw

[leaden vector]

go to your profile and click unlock all

[granite forum]

re:unlock all mod

[naive sail]

Thank you!

[dire meadow]

guys what would YOU do with +0.5 chips

[neon urchin]

cherish it

[leaden vector]

shitttt, half a chip?

[dire meadow]

actually

[past lava]

kill t

it

[dire meadow]

should i make it the first valid float64 value

[leaden vector]

gamble it and turn it into 2 million chips

[neon urchin]

i would share my half a chip with friends and people i like ❤️

[dire meadow]

b

[neon urchin]

what

[dire meadow]

why are you in the dress to impress server

[neon urchin]

i dress to impress

[dire meadow]

kills you

dress to impress-slop

[neon urchin]

why arent you in that server huh?

thats why im prettier

[past lava]

does anyone know a better idea for this

[neon urchin]

[past lava]

it's a consumable

[neon urchin]

what if the payout increased after every like 2 rounds

like an incentive to save it for later

like it paid out $2 for every bonus id you held it for 2 rounds

$1 isnt alot

[past lava]

i can't really code that in jokerforge

[neon urchin]

o

[dire meadow]

wow that must be a big amount of chips!

[past lava]

it's not

[buoyant kestrel]

the sneaky negative sign:

[neon urchin]

wow!!!

[dire meadow]

(duh)

[neon urchin]

i didnt know..

wasnt duh for me

hmph….

[dire meadow]

like this gif for more gifs just like this one

[neon urchin]

i liked that gif 😃

[neon urchin]

wow!

i like this one equally as much as the other one

[neon urchin]

OH MY GOD!!!!

eh

not as good as the previous 2

[dire meadow]

whatever you do....

don't dislike the gi

f

[past lava]

i don't like this gif

[neon urchin]

i didnt like it either

makes me want to solidify

[dire meadow]

we have killed the horse for your convivence

[past lava]

😨

[neon urchin]

!!! wheres the honse going?!?…

[dire meadow]

you wanted this

[neon urchin]

GIVE IT BACK….

[ionic crystal]

eat it :3

[past lava]

I SAID I DISLIKE THE GIF

[dire meadow]

• Tastes... burnt.

[neon urchin]

,,, would u share with me….?

[ionic crystal]

sure

[neon urchin]

wow thanks

[dire meadow]

the problem HAD to be the horse

[neon urchin]

ily

[dire meadow]

its the only issue

we had to get rid of it

to get rid of the issue is to get rid of the problem

[past lava]

I SAID IT WAS THE GIF I DISLIKED

NOT THE HORSE

[ionic crystal]

LEO/NEED MENTIONED‼️

[past lava]

YOU MONSTER

[dire meadow]

WHAT'S THERE TO DISLIKE HUH!?

THE HORSE.

ITS THE ROOT OF EVERYTHING BAD

[buoyant kestrel]

I FUCKING HATE WATER THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

-# the horse is fine

[dire meadow]

YOU HATE 70% OF YOURSELF?

GO GET THERAPY!

[past lava]

I LIKED THE HORSE!!

[buoyant kestrel]

I VOW TO RID MYSELF OF MY FLESH

[dire meadow]

GET TO IT THEN!

[dire meadow]

IMPOSSIBLE

IMPROBABLE

0 in 0 chance

[past lava]

1 in 1 chance

[neon urchin]

0/0 = 1

[dire meadow]

0/0 =

hold on

cacluatong

[buoyant kestrel]

the slowly encroaching math hole:

[neon urchin]

💔

[ionic crystal]

0/0 is uhh

uhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[neon urchin]

💔

[dire meadow]

Eunoia

[ionic crystal]

tcg.exe has stopped working

chat what is 0/0 💔

[buoyant kestrel]

0/0: The solutions are the set of all rational numbers

[past lava]

0% chance

[buoyant kestrel]

no irrational since you can't normally do that with rational/rational division anyway

similar with complex

0 is very very special

saying there is zero of a variable makes the variable irrelevant

0 is the middle of all of the axis

adding by zero changes nothing

zero is neither positive or negative

[granite forum]

ye

[dire meadow]

Nash enjoying watermelon

[granite forum]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5yxdrWFupwS7KOeC4K0apX
here is the full thing

[dire meadow]

dude what are they DOING 😭

[past lava]

i don't know
the video's frozen

[dense egret]

install yorick

[dire meadow]

link

[leaden vector]

shits frozen

[dire meadow]

dawg wait for it to load...

[buoyant kestrel]

i got it fine lmao

[leaden vector]

yeah still ain't loading

[dense egret]

wtf is that

riff raff?

[dense egret]

every negative created 1 joker

[leaden vector]

oh damn

[dense egret]

this is one of the best "conveyor" idea i ever see

[dire meadow]

what on EARTH is that

[buoyant kestrel]

the creature

featuring

[dense egret]

shdaer

[buoyant kestrel]

the joker

[dire meadow]

my god what are you DOING

[dense egret]

how tf did you take that photo

[dire meadow]

downscale the window vertically

[dense egret]

how

[dire meadow]

dude

tell me

[buoyant kestrel]

blunder

you uhh

[dire meadow]

how do you downscale any other window?

[buoyant kestrel]

scale the window????

[dire meadow]

drag at the edges

[buoyant kestrel]

with your mouse?????????

does bro know what windowed mode is

[dire meadow]

has bro NEVER resized a window

[dense egret]

oh i thought you mean the whole screen

[granite forum]

nah with your rat

[buoyant kestrel]

blunder

[dire meadow]

with your cat

[dire meadow]

felony felony

[mental solar]

how does this make you guys feel >:)

[buoyant kestrel]

i LOVE!!!! joker slot debt

it is so PLEASING

[dense egret]

obviously no, i use the w11 feature for windows

[buoyant kestrel]

joke(r)s aside this is probably fine considering its only really a problem when the jokers you would be selling to get more jokers are actually useful enough to matter to your heart

[mental solar]

why is this so accurate 🥹

[dire meadow]

type shit you see in a cryptiid build

[dense egret]

you videos took like 2 minutes to start playing

[buoyant kestrel]

balatro mod where joker slot debt just forcibly kills jokers to compensate

cryptid has been fixed

[dire meadow]

joker-less challenge

when playing-card less challenge walks in

[buoyant kestrel]

jokerful challenge where you have to grab as many jokers as you can each shop

this includes rerolls

and not boosters

[buoyant kestrel]

and of course if you can sell to buy

you must

[dense egret]

idk if is a cassette or a credit card

[dire meadow]

you don't say?

[granite forum]

seems op with anaglyph yeah

[dire meadow]

seems op with misprint deck and oil lamp

[dense egret]

wasnt oil lamp nerfed?

[dire meadow]

real or fake

[buoyant kestrel]

seems op with debugplus

[dense egret]

iirc you cant alter the value of oil lamp no more

[dire meadow]

EAT THE GRINCH

say wunking

solves every problem

that there is

[neon urchin]

im going to grow

[dire meadow]

screenshotted

reposted

[mental solar]

also it's not a downgrade to buffoon tag anymore

[neon urchin]

hnnnnnnnggnnn

jihhnnnnmnmnmm

dies

[dire meadow]

i don't throw up,, i grow up, and when i look at you i shut up

fire emoji reaction

the ritual

the disstual

Nash enjoying watermelon

[buoyant kestrel]

ugh i hate thinking of cool ideas that could not possibly fit pandoras box

[dense egret]

sounds too op beign uncommon only

[dire meadow]

soup lamp

[whole nova]

i might change it so that if you buy both boosters in a shop, they wont be rerolled

[buoyant kestrel]

because that means i either have to:
put off pandora
put off other idea
do both and struggle

[whole nova]

you have to not purchase a booster for it to be rerolled

[dense egret]

fair

[buoyant kestrel]

oh i'm referring to a "The Tower" remake

also the 'reset' ante will probably be 4 instead of 8

to allow you to interact with the mechanics more

i may up the scaling to compensate however

[granite forum]

haha you said fucking

[dense egret]

you can search a message on how many interactions or reactions it haves?

[granite forum]

like the sex

[granite forum]

nah

[buoyant kestrel]

👁️

👀

👁️👁️

mitosis

[neon urchin]

👀
👅

[granite forum]

🦠
🦠 🦠

[neon urchin]

blehhh

[granite forum]

👀
🫦

[neon urchin]

dont\

shut up now thanks i dont like you

[granite forum]

👁️ 💋 👁️

looks just like me

[deft ore]

put those lips away

[granite forum]

nah it's a kiss mark
a remnant
it's implied I have no mouth and someone kissed me square between the eyes

which would happen

React ✅ if you would do that to me

[neon urchin]

💔

[granite forum]

muahaha

[neon urchin]

[buoyant kestrel]

you two are legally required to have sexual intercourse now

[granite forum]

wait minininlla

sorry

[buoyant kestrel]

you've doomed it

[dense egret]

q

[neon urchin]

what

[granite forum]

what

oh well

[deft ore]

trifalse

[dense egret]

y yo para que quiero la rata

[neon urchin]

[granite forum]

true...

[buoyant kestrel]

the hand of the author demands the romance arc even if its confusing as shit

[granite forum]

you present a fair point

[keen knoll]

the LOVE TRIANGE!!!!!
-# twa reference

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[dense egret]

finally i dont have to wait 30 years

[buoyant kestrel]

it was

vaguely

[keen knoll]

based twa watcher

[dire meadow]

1 frame per second

[hardy brook]

0.5 frames a second

[buoyant kestrel]

its literally just whatevers recording that is eating shit

the actual framerate is fine

anyway i can quite literally count the frames

[whole nova]

buy a booster pack in shop -> only remaining slots are rerolled, if any

[winged prism]

Is that really a common though

[dire meadow]

it tanks your fps to 8 so yea

[rugged fable]

Looks like a Rare tbh

[dire meadow]

(yes i know its the recording software SHUTTER UP!!)

[winged prism]

It only happens if you hover over it for long enough

Secret effect

[buoyant kestrel]

creepypasta joker that causes recording software to crash

[winged prism]

Joker that leaks your IP only if your twitch stream has more than 10 viewers

[dire meadow]

joker that bluescreens your computer if its friday the 13th

[rugged fable]

Gives chips equal to viewer count

[winged prism]

Bull that's gives you chips only if you're creative

[buoyant kestrel]

gives mult equal to people inside your home

[dire meadow]

gives Xmult equal to cats in your home

[buoyant kestrel]

the horrifying +2 mult:

[winged prism]

For you it should be like, at least 4

[buoyant kestrel]

no i mean intruder mandela style

you about to be slimed

[winged prism]

Yeah I know

It should be four

[buoyant kestrel]

"why the fuck does it say +5 mult"

[winged prism]

Unless I'm missing anyone

[dire meadow]

why does it say [phone]

[buoyant kestrel]

the hivemind in your house:

[winged prism]

Someone's homeless😂 🤣

[dire meadow]

the hivemind in your outside:

[buoyant kestrel]

best balatro strat is to blow up your house

[dire meadow]

duh

[winged prism]

Actually would be pretty funny to make it randomly change value at unknown conditions

[neon urchin]

instructions unclear, my house is blown up and im still on ante 2

[buoyant kestrel]

true...

[winged prism]

Look inside

[buoyant kestrel]

looks inside
there is no inside

[plush hound]

wait

whoops

[neon urchin]

hi nxkie, i appreciate you visiting us, ily

[dire meadow]

i saw the scot tthe woz

[neon urchin]

did you get to woz him in time?

[dire meadow]

nno

[neon urchin]

rip

lost opportunity

[exotic belfry]

Oh duh it's cuz I'm streaming in discord at the same time 😭

[granite forum]

wait is that a genshin reference

[whole nova]

i don't know

probably not

just the concept of premium currencies in games

[granite forum]

it's just genesis crystals lol

it is

or must be

literally a premium currency

👀

[buoyant kestrel]

retroactively a reference

[granite forum]

yes

or trif is just a genshin grinder and won't tell

[buoyant kestrel]

the appearance is almost identical too

[neon urchin]

i like microtransactions. when are gacha games adding majortransactions though?

[buoyant kestrel]

majortransactions is just buying a game or dlc

[neon urchin]

i need to take on a mortgage for my waifu

[mental solar]

update is now out, you can be in debt like you've always wanted :)
#1287252383709270076

[buoyant kestrel]

dlc that includes more microtransactions

[neon urchin]

o

[exotic belfry]

The Maximus Bear is frothing at the mouth rn

[whole nova]

i didn't make the art lol i have never touched genshin

[granite forum]

ah

sure

likely story

[neon urchin]

im frothing at the ear rn

[mint spindle]

what

[neon urchin]

im frothing at the ear rn

[mint spindle]

what

[neon urchin]

sigh...

im frothing at the ear rn

[mint spindle]

what

[winged prism]

WHo's

[buoyant kestrel]

harvest

[woven orchid]

[neon urchin]

what DONT you get

[mint spindle]

how

[neon urchin]

im frothing at the ear rn

[mint spindle]

where

[buoyant kestrel]

ear froth makes good sweetener

harvest

[mint spindle]

who

[neon urchin]

the ear

[neon urchin]

me

[neon urchin]

idk

[winged prism]

Is it like THE ear or actually an ear

[exotic belfry]

It's even more funny the more you say it

[neon urchin]

the ear

[digital jungle]

what

[neon urchin]

thanks but it also hurts

[buoyant kestrel]

its very useful to sweeten up coffee and such

[neon urchin]

what

[buoyant kestrel]

so make some coffee and pour it in

[young timber]

how is this done?

[neon urchin]

[exotic belfry]

It's less jank than I thought but it was still jank

[young timber]

awh

[neon urchin]

one mans jank is another mans uh bank

[exotic belfry]

Have fun deciphering this

[neon urchin]

i love some jank

[woven orchid]

one mans junk is another mans wunk

[buoyant kestrel]

💰 💰 💰 💰

[neon urchin]

wunker...

[buoyant kestrel]

selling jank rn

[neon urchin]

at a cheap price?!

[winged prism]

Men wunk

[digital jungle]

bloody wunkers

[dire meadow]

wunk Men

[neon urchin]

men and their wunkers

[dire meadow]

millions

[neon urchin]

the male fantasy

[dire meadow]

heck

[dire meadow]

what's the ironman fantasy then

(those who know)

[neon urchin]

i was gnna say smt but this sucked the thought out my brain

[young timber]

droolingEyes

[dusty token]

prioritize drawing cards with rank 8 first

[exotic belfry]

holy shit

this dude's a genius

[dire meadow]

EAT THE GRINCH

[winged prism]

jessica_nom

Stupid fucking deer

[dusty token]

who

[exotic belfry]

you

[dire meadow]

AZUAMGA DAIOH SERVER!?

[neon urchin]

what?!?!

[winged prism]

Whar

[young timber]

seems delusional without vencord

[neon urchin]

sataaa andaagii

[winged prism]

Why is a brief loading sticker flashing

[neon urchin]

ssaaaataaa andaagi

[buoyant kestrel]

🐴

[dire meadow]

4K

[winged prism]

Fuck what the fuck are these horses fuck fuck no go away uuuurrrh

[dire meadow]

OsakaCreature

[neon urchin]

!!! its back

[young timber]

guys what do I add to my mod :<

[neon urchin]

a 🐴