⚙・modding-general

[deft ore]

Whatever the file explorer equivalent for linux is

[wanton rapids]

its fine dont worry

[chilly pine]

linux people are scary

[deft ore]

You should know this or like google it or something

[wanton rapids]

i Love linux

[chilly pine]

theyre still scary

[graceful moth]

im on a cheap ass chromebook and trying to install balatro multiplayer so I can play with friends. I'm not used to Linux, hence why I need to ask

that is why I dont know

and googling it isnt helping

[wanton rapids]

how do i get the position of a joker on screen

[chilly pine]

hold on let me ask google gemini, the future of the world

[deft ore]

what comes up when you google it

[chilly pine]

alembic farming

those who extract water vapor

[wanton rapids]

what the fuck man

[chilly pine]

sorry bro they killed you

😔

[obsidian sky]

more like HATE graphics triangle..

[deft ore]

rip triangle...

wtf is domer

[chilly pine]

why dont we call four sided polygons quadangles

[obsidian sky]

domer deez

[fallow bramble]

Love.graphics.mf

[deft ore]

mmm

[chilly pine]

its just a racist meme anyways

[obsidian sky]

triangle??

⚠️

[balmy lily]

wait, whats racist?

the red homer thing?

[chilly pine]

negative edition gets nuked

i wonder why its racist

[balmy lily]

oh..

shoot

[obsidian sky]

imagine if that warning sign grew legs and became the protagonist of an impossibly difficult platformer video game

[balmy lily]

i thought i had to get rid of this

[chilly pine]

that'd be pretty triagular

[balmy lily]

hi boshy

[chilly pine]

and this triangular sign

[gentle citrus]

I don't know what had happened but honestly, I lost track.

[obsidian sky]

when is i wanna be the astro coming

[limber oak]

its morefluffover

[chilly pine]

no-more fluff

[gentle citrus]

I was trying to figure out something but thne suddenly zoned out for almsot the entire day

[balmy lily]

reportedly caught using rpgmaker

[obsidian sky]

i wanna fish the chips

[chilly pine]

avoid big ass mult spikes

or i guess they'd be the apples

[obsidian sky]

is there a fishing mod yet

[chilly pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170089778847436930/1446821165418021066/G7An56qWQAA4T89.png?ex=693560b6&is=69340f36&hm=3ad3037703016a24708e8fc61f2cd309bc99cd7b0f5816de9129236e1e14120f&

[obsidian sky]

it could be like a blind that you have to click at the right time, and it draws cards to your hand based on fish value. if you don't catch the fish, the cards are instead drawn and immediately discarded

[chilly pine]

i plan to add fishing actually

[silk sphinx]

Wormhole
1 in 4 chance to delevel played poker hand. Gains +1x Mult when a poker hand is deleveled.

[honest zephyr]

I WIN DEALER

4 OF ASSES

[honest zephyr]

this + space joker + oops all sixes = ???

[dire meadow]

is this real

[chilly pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170089778847436930/1440845203845152871/IMG_1501.png?ex=693563ea&is=6934126a&hm=557b37df3804b928222d014e713c5eeaf31f43748adc01ee896736cdd6c6b66f&

hawkcoin stays winning

[buoyant kestrel]

what about tuahcoin

[chilly pine]

stays losing

[buoyant kestrel]

understandable

i can assemble a very cool build out of composite jokers

amazing

oops! all thats the point of the joker

nobody should be balancing for oops all sixes

amazing

[gentle citrus]

How exactly does this unlock work?

anyone? does anyone know how this type of voucher unlock worked?

[honest zephyr]

joker + joker + joker = build

[buoyant kestrel]

joke = bui

[past lava]

joke = b

[buoyant kestrel]

you broke it

[chilly pine]

j =

[past lava]

☹️

[chilly pine]

local j = "oker"

string.sub(j, 1, 2)

[cold rose]

Fun fact

[chilly pine]

local thunk

[cold rose]

LocalThunks name is that because of that

[chilly pine]

(valid lua code)

[obsidian sky]

jorker

[chilly pine]

wow who couldve guessed

[cold rose]

Anyways i might be cooking

[past lava]

no you won't

[cold rose]

Waow

[lavish pike]

Ok my mod has 1 challenge

the - ranks take away chips btw

[buoyant kestrel]

the reason lua has the local statement instead of let, var or similar is so local thunk could write their username trust trust

[obsidian sky]

last christmas - gains X0.5 mult and destroys the scored card when a heart is scored

[lavish pike]

Oh yeah

this is a minor annoyance

[chilly pine]

those who bad_-10

[honest zephyr]

maybe have the negative cards be on a separate page? idk

[lavish pike]

:(

[lavish pike]

I have no idea how to do that

[chilly pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170089778847436930/1434380478781067475/image.png?ex=69359a2b&is=693448ab&hm=157f0806692a7e2fc7f1c948812d458c831023979794092483965d378c4aacb5&

[lavish pike]

palbo

[honest zephyr]

uhh yeah neither do i

[past lava]

how do you not know what pablo is

[chilly pine]

pablo

[quartz socket]

This implies these are theit names

[lavish pike]

they not?

what stuff should I add, I have 13 custom ranks and one challenge for them

Should baron effect negative kings?

[worn bone]

add a new hand type for if your hand’s ranks add up to 0

[dire meadow]

quantum ranks

[worn bone]

aces count as 1 or 11
negative aces count as -1 or -11

[chilly pine]

can you add quaternion ranks next

[dire meadow]

these ranks are pretty complex not gonna liie

[worn bone]

get real

[dire meadow]

get imaginary

[lavish pike]

How would I do that

I suck at code, and I dont want ample to have tons of stuff to do

[chilly pine]

can you add all real numbers from the interval 0 to 1

[worn bone]

look at the bajillion blackjack hand/joker implementations from various mods

and just copy that but change the 21 to 0

[chilly pine]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/wiki/SMODS.PokerHand

[lavish pike]

k ill have a look :|

oh yeah btw high cards choose the negative cards

so if you have a 2 and a -7, the -7 scores

[chilly pine]

what if you have a 6 and a -7

[dire meadow]

kills you

[lavish pike]

you die

in the game

[chilly pine]

i should release a crypto coin

[dire meadow]

i feel like negative cards if they were meant to be good, would score with mult...

[lavish pike]

yeah

thats already been done

[dire meadow]

👀

[lavish pike]

not in this mod

My mod adds 13 ranks and 1 challenge

[chilly pine]

can we add exponents to balatro, but only for the imaginary part

[dire meadow]

👀 = what mod

[lavish pike]

and aiko already wants to have crossmod with this

[lavish pike]

Im pretty sure I was told it happened

[chilly pine]

so think you would want ^4n where n is an integer specifically

[dire meadow]

don't know what specifically? 👀

[lavish pike]

I dunno

[dire meadow]

what if balatro was complex

[forest knoll]

pandora's box

(still in dev)

[lavish pike]

knew it existed

[chilly pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170089778847436930/1425913588777746524/image.png?ex=6935c803&is=69347683&hm=4cc8588de4d1301f957df26ff2e90ccc63cbff6511297b70a4047052dcb6f343&

[lavish pike]

true

[dire meadow]

what if there was a balatro mod that added ranks for every real number

[chilly pine]

just construct right triangles and make powerpoints

[lavish pike]

OUCH

[forest knoll]

if smods would merge my fucking canvassprite pr (/lh) this would actually be feasible

[lavish pike]

this challenge is actually kinda hard

the only cards that help me when scoring are spades

1/4 of the deck is useful

[chilly pine]

no it aint

[lavish pike]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[dire meadow]

wouldn't you get one for every float

[chilly pine]

bruh

[dire meadow]

and not every real number

[lavish pike]

some get that bot's ass please

😭

[dire meadow]

proof that mods are dead

[lavish pike]

thanks

[visual kindle]

If yall want to contribute to a mod it should be #1418053076236894218

[whole hatch]

hes outta here

[lavish pike]

🙏

[chilly pine]

justt make one rank for every real number (0, 0.0001]

:trol:

[lavish pike]

You would have to make the code for that
im not doing it

[dire meadow]

what's the first real number after 0

[forest knoll]

it wouldn't actually be separate ranks under the hood, but you'd just have a single rank that can be configured on the fly to have any value representable as a number in lua and then print the number on the card

[dire meadow]

ujel

[dire meadow]

every float64 value

[forest knoll]

obviously not every single real number, but Close Enough™

[chilly pine]

math.huge

[dire meadow]

steamlaugheyes

[forest knoll]

your point?

[chilly pine]

its pretty big

[dire meadow]

huge

[chilly pine]

huge even

[dire meadow]

even

[lavish pike]

omg this is so brutal 😭

[dire meadow]

Nash enjoying watermelon

[chilly pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170089778847436930/1425876382503669843/20251008_180233.jpg?ex=6935a55d&is=693453dd&hm=4f6887c74c2a467fcf7c1e60a385fc4eba3bfe9cea99efcc94a10b7aa89c7779&

life if 1/0 was 0

[lavish pike]

yeah ik lol

[lavish pike]

???

[dire meadow]

the real reason why /0 is undefined
you can't subtract zero from a number until its below zero 😇

[forest knoll]

true,,,
anyway it wouldn't be hard to have the number printed on the card formatted the same way the game formats scores
you lose some precision there but ain't nobody wanting to differentiate between a math.huge of spades and a (math.huge - 0.24) of spades

[lavish pike]

Id say 1/0 would logically be infinity

[chilly pine]

err i do

[dire meadow]

there's litterally

no way

for you to reach

zero

with subtractions from zero

[lavish pike]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[neon urchin]

the amount of wunkers that exist is pmo

[chilly pine]

infinity isnt a number

[forest knoll]

1/x approaches positive infinity as x approaches 0 from above, but it approaches negative infinity as x approaches 0 from below

[chilly pine]

division by 0 can be anything you want actually

[visual kindle]

no

It's a concept

[forest knoll]

so even if infinity was a number, 1/0 wouldn't be infinity because the limit behaves differently depending on which side of 0 you're approaching from

[chilly pine]

ok well im cool and you drool so

[neon urchin]

im a number ☺️

[dire meadow]

in float, zero isn't equal to real zero

[neon urchin]

add me twin

[chilly pine]

life is 0^0 was 1

[dire meadow]

its just a number that's too small to represent

[forest knoll]

too bad i already imploded you

[dire meadow]

so, 1/float 0 is infinity because its too big to show

[lavish pike]

Is it not? 😭

[visual kindle]

0.0 you mean?

[dire meadow]

maybe idk 🪱

[chilly pine]

well 0^0 is 1 agreed largely by mathematicians if were talking about values and not limits

limits are very jank

[forest knoll]

anyway chat look up the first uncountable ordinal on wikipedia :3

[dire meadow]

that's pretty omega

[chilly pine]

those who dee ef by dee eks

[cloud cipher]

why

[dire meadow]

what on earth is this

[cloud cipher]

Grim

• Mayhem + Perkeo (bugged seed probably I've seen soul like 7 times)

[neon urchin]

click 1 million times

[cloud cipher]

Actually wait i think mayhem makes soul more common and i just forgot

It doesn't

[lavish pike]

I dunno what this does

[cloud cipher]

Oh yeah Proteus (refund X% of money against boss blinds) is at 600% and Nix has practically nullified all Boss Blinds in the game

[neon urchin]

i think its a poker hand

[lavish pike]

playing my 0 of diamonds rn

[chilly pine]

youre missing part of the code

[neon urchin]

can people play with my 0 of diamonds

[chilly pine]

get_card_total for example

[lavish pike]

Thats the code in HIT

the blackjack mod

Also that mod only has one lua file

wtf

[neon urchin]

yeah!

[lavish pike]

if get_card_total = 0 then
?

I dunno sorry

[worn bone]

look at the get_card_total function

thats not vanilla

[lavish pike]

where can I look at what it does?

[worn bone]

in the singular lua file

ctrl+f

[lavish pike]

what lua file

I use the search tool in vscode

its not in any lua file I have

oh wait nvm

This is the code in that mod for get_card_total

[chilly pine]

hm

[buoyant kestrel]

Corrections Officer

[lavish pike]

Oh 😭

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfao no antistraight for you

[lavish pike]

what is that 😭

[lavish pike]

gay

[lavish pike]

damn

oh yeah It crashes when I try to use strenght on the negative cards

It seems making one simple concept is really annoying

[buoyant kestrel]

nilsuit is crazy

entropy reference

no idea how that happened lmao

[lavish pike]

Its a heart tho 😭

[lavish pike]

-A of nil 🔥

[buoyant kestrel]

lmao

Corrections Officer boss blind that forces you to score within a certain range

in lore the corrections officer would get a similar title to the narrator and the hero if we actually knew/were supposed to know anything about the characterization

one piece

one piece

[lavish pike]

Yup me too youtube playlist

[buoyant kestrel]

i imagine in the full game there would be a way to forcefully learn the characterization of some of these nameless npcs

and the title would change and freak the narrator out

[lavish pike]

I just realised, if the negative cards are lowest rank, would raised fist take away mult? 😭

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfaooo

[lavish pike]

The negative hards are hard to deal with and hard to code

[chilly pine]

the revolution failed

[buoyant kestrel]

like corrections officer becomes The Diamond and the narrator is like wtf

[buoyant kestrel]

The Diamond has joined your party!
The Narrator: The Diamond has... what??

The Diamond???

[neon urchin]

[buoyant kestrel]

and the system would just repeat itself implying it is also sentient to a degree

[distant badge]

idk what to do for this guy's background help

[neon urchin]

maggy from the simpsons

[distant badge]

ok

[lavish pike]

quick

[distant badge]

astro what

[dense egret]

deam free robux

astro got malware

[neon urchin]

what happened

[lavish pike]

scam bot

[neon urchin]

astro is giving out free robux?!

[distant badge]

you sent a message and quickly deleted it

[chilly pine]

its not astro

[neon urchin]

astro wheres my free money

NOOO

you glut!! …. i’ll stay poor now 😢

[distant badge]

i might be going insane

[neon urchin]

yer

[lavish pike]

no, some bot with a transparent pfp sent a scam

I have a stick of ram on my deck

See

[neon urchin]

astro, go EAT that! eat their ram

[lavish pike]

Is this like meth to you?

well its only 256MB

[buoyant kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FYU3Ky3w9CY

[dire meadow]

BasilSob

[buoyant kestrel]

beautiful emoji

omor

[neon urchin]

[buoyant kestrel]

evil -10 dollar roblox gift card

[neon urchin]

i saw a kid steal a robux gift card from a store. bro doesnt know it doesnt work unless bought 🤣

[buoyant kestrel]

lmao

[distant badge]

woah... it's $0 like the track from cameron winter's heavy metal

[buoyant kestrel]

instead the kid could steal some physical items and sell them to get the robux

much more productive

and it still involves theft!

[dire meadow]

how do they even verify this

[buoyant kestrel]

the card is activated when bought

before then it just doesn't work

[dire meadow]

is it just

the scan beam software

thing

is hooked up to roblox servers

[buoyant kestrel]

and i think theres stuff going on with the company knowing they got the money

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah i think

[dire meadow]

roblox players will drop to zero after the full age update drops

[neon urchin]

i’ll still play ☝️ 😲

[dire meadow]

do not...

[neon urchin]

o

or what huh? u gnna punch me?!?!?

[dire meadow]

play balatro full time

9-5 balatro job

[dire meadow]

if you lose a run, your pay gets cut

[neon urchin]

j*b

[dire meadow]

if you win a run, your pay gets cut

if you don't play balatro, your pay gets cut

if you go into endless mode

[neon urchin]

when do i get payed

[dire meadow]

when you get to the end of endless mode (with tailsman installed)

[neon urchin]

your pay gets cut

your pay gets cut

[dense egret]

wait wtf soulware wasnt b?????????????????????????????????

[neon urchin]

soulware is my alt

[dense egret]

[neon urchin]

wunker ahh…

[buoyant thorn]

can someone help me im trying to play and my game keeps crashing and saying "Failed to collect file data for atlas tailsman_modicon" does anyone know how to fix

[dire meadow]

your tailsman install is broke

[neon urchin]

i sent that

[dense egret]

share crash, sounds like a version problem

[buoyant thorn]

how do i fix it?

[dire meadow]

get a new one

duh

[buoyant thorn]

where?

[dire meadow]

oh my god brah

from the tailsman github

[buoyant thorn]

oh thz

x

[dire meadow]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[buoyant thorn]

it didnt work

[deft ore]

did you like read the rules

[dire meadow]

how young is this guy

[deft ore]

not surprised

balatro fans cant read

[river anchor]

Do not discuss non legit versions of balatro

Continuing to do so may result in bans

[dire meadow]

erm guys... gulp... i found balatro on steam... is this legal?

[buoyant kestrel]

can i discuss how insane that port is because love2d doesn't normally support web ports

pretty please

[dire meadow]

dude

we don't care

also

already warned

💔

[river anchor]

No

[soft geyser]

on the school chromebook😭

[dire meadow]

@river anchor you could glean the url from there

so probs should be deleted

yea it was completely readable

well don't talk about it

[deft ore]

a mod just told you it wasn't 🥀

[dire meadow]

also

a mod

(green username)

[mint spindle]

it’s clearly stated in the rules my guy

[dire meadow]

YET AGAIN

[mint spindle]

and a mod has already

[dire meadow]

STOP

TALKING

[deft ore]

can you shut up

[dire meadow]

ABOUT IT

[mint spindle]

oh my

yeah ok this is ragebait

ban speedrun

[dire meadow]

probably a stupid kid

bro got completely killed

[deft ore]

its not ragebait its pitybait

[river anchor]

That's quite enough of that, thanks very much

[buoyant kestrel]

mods don't kill me i'm just posting screenshots from other parts of the site with the url explicitly cropped out
like wdym theres an exploit that just lets you do that???

[dire meadow]

dude i keep on seeing your pfp as golden freddy

[river anchor]

Never heard that one befroe

[river anchor]

There used the be a pint in the image, but I got it removed for better PR with brands

[past lava]

this happens to me alot

[river anchor]

"whoops spilled my drink"

[buoyant kestrel]

holy crap this website has so much piracy its insane

[dire meadow]

pint found dead in the the high class neighborhood

[buoyant kestrel]

also various webports that shouldn't be possible

[dire meadow]

noelle

[dire meadow]

they might be like

streaming

[buoyant kestrel]

they got fucking undertale yellow on this shit

[dire meadow]

im entirely betting its

streaming

[buoyant kestrel]

doesn't make sense

response time is too fast

same with loading

[keen knoll]

that wouldv never happen to me probably

[dire meadow]

looking into it now

[deft ore]

whats uty programmed in

[keen knoll]

gamemaker

wait is uty coded in something different

yellow

[dire meadow]

the balatro is clearly

the console version

[buoyant kestrel]

the balatro should directly be impossible due to the love2d restrictions of just not having a web port

[dire meadow]

oh wait

there's a fanmade love2d port to javascript

[buoyant kestrel]

though i know theres unofficial compilers out there with varying degrees of success

[keen knoll]

no wasm is just that good it can emulate a desktop app

[dire meadow]

i see it in the inspect

[buoyant kestrel]

damn okay so that just works lmao

was wondering about that

programming a web game in love2d seems rad actually...

[dire meadow]

im assuming that

[keen knoll]

lua compiler...

[dire meadow]

im just allowed to share it

mods just delete the message if sharing the love.js isn't allowed

https://github.com/Davidobot/love.js

[deft ore]

oh sick

[buoyant kestrel]

love.js is not even meant for piracy

[keen knoll]

just use like tic80 or something if you want a lua game on web

[buoyant kestrel]

so it would be silly to delete this

[dire meadow]

who on earth is speaking

@admins tell me who i blocked is speaking

[buoyant kestrel]

@mins

[deft ore]

candycane or jamirror (assuming you can see this)

[keen knoll]

they blocked me :/

[deft ore]

if you cant see it its me but thats not particularly helpful

[dire meadow]

ok so

[keen knoll]

why do ppl keep blocking me :((

[dire meadow]

candy possibly

[deft ore]

frankly its because you've been quite annoying for a long time

[elder mist]

Can I play modded balator on muh phone?

[dire meadow]

yea its candy

[forest knoll]

#📜・modding-rules rule 4

[dire meadow]

oh my god brah

[deft ore]

Read the rules

[dense egret]

rule 4

[forest knoll]

reset the counter

[deft ore]

reset the counter

[keen knoll]

ive been trying not to tho

[buoyant kestrel]

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dire meadow]

days since rules broken: -1

[dense egret]

i remember someone had a counter for talisman crashes, what happend to him?

[dire meadow]

ok so

there has to be a

clickteam port

to javascript

[forest knoll]

and you've been doing great imo
but that can't change your past, and you can't control other ppl's opinion of you

[buoyant kestrel]

comparison error got his ass

[deft ore]

people will still have you blocked because of your past and theyre within their right to do so

[elder mist]

This reminds me of r/bones when someone accidentally post a human bone they have a counter for how many days without a human bone posted

[deft ore]

in the future people could unblock you

[keen knoll]

:( hhhhopefully they unblock

[forest knoll]

it's up to them

[deft ore]

you need to stop focusing on that

[forest knoll]

and yea it shouldn't be a goal of yours

[deft ore]

focus on self-improvement

[meager snow]

Dunno why that’s so funny to me lol

[buoyant kestrel]

theres a suggestions form linked on the site

i'm actually quite impressed

like wow

[deft ore]

oh sick

[meager snow]

“Hey guys found this bone in my backyard anyone know what that is?”

“Bro you dug up a human femur.”
“Reset the human bone counter…”

[dire meadow]

game engine is there so they can #check if they got a javascript port of there i'll bet

[torpid onyx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1446669220573347943/1446782336363528214/image.png?ex=6935e54c&is=693493cc&hm=cef7f813cd514f7242b08cac9d7ee913def13ba8f8c978cbedde4ab4576541e5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1364&height=586
if i were to show you this image would you be able to tell which suit it is

or am i being stupid

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah probably

[buoyant kestrel]

fist

or fighting type

considering the mons

[torpid onyx]

well yeah but out of the four balatro suits

[buoyant kestrel]

club probably

[torpid onyx]

i really dont want to make them the boring old symbols

[torpid onyx]

yeah

[dire meadow]

fnaf looks to be a fan port

kindergarden?

oh wait its unity

[hardy brook]

Hey all

[buoyant kestrel]

theres a discord linked on the site

chat should i join

[dire meadow]

FUCKING OMORI!?/

[hardy brook]

join what?

[buoyant kestrel]

theres like 8000 members

holy crap

[dire meadow]

probably not?

[dense egret]

hello shinku

[dire meadow]

i remember like

[hardy brook]

I made a discord for the purpose of archiving balatro, but what's going on with you all?

[dire meadow]

we are

[buoyant kestrel]

piracy website with balatro on it is really interesting and impressive

[dire meadow]

yea

webports

not just downloads

[buoyant kestrel]

a love2d port for web exists apparently

[hardy brook]

oh what?

[dire meadow]

yea some stupid kid posted it

wait i remember that

rpgmaker

pretty much runs on

a old web browser

so a omori port isn't out of the question entirely

[buoyant kestrel]

the discord server seems chill

not very active but there's messages from today

[hardy brook]

Just don't get yourself banned from here, ok?

[dire meadow]

i think the mods don't care if we aren't talking about the balatro port specifically

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah

[hardy brook]

You're one of the cool people lol

[dense egret]

yea you are like promoting it at this point xd

[dire meadow]

i mean its not promotion if we don't give out the link 👀

[buoyant kestrel]

true

the screenshot i posted had it cropped out

[dire meadow]

@dense egret i saw what you failed to post

[obsidian sky]

i only like noobmotions
like. like. pro motions. noob motions.........

[dire meadow]

👀

[dense egret]

failed? is running to your house now

[dire meadow]

ok so

stickers

are just deleted instantly upon being sent

but they are still sent

[dense egret]

yea

[hardy brook]

mods, kill this user

[dire meadow]

unlike gifs

we are

which are

deleted before they get sent

[dense egret]

they arent banned, is just a bot

[dire meadow]

no there's

a channel configure

that disabled third party stickers

[dire meadow]

(and role config too of course)

[obsidian sky]

wouldn't be the first time the mods unfairly punished a user 😏

[dire meadow]

those who know 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[obsidian sky]

5th october 2025 balacord incident

[dense egret]

you forgot the 👀

[obsidian sky]

okay so now that The Other Half of the world is awake:
has any kind of modding-specific unofficial server popped up lately or is it still just cryptid

[dense egret]

yea but like a bit late to put the 👀 , add some more 👀

[hardy brook]

How interesting, It could be just a different name but apparently there were ULTIMATE booster packs planned

[buoyant kestrel]

we got the clams

balatro clams

[hardy brook]

If going off of what GothicLordUK said in the old suggestions tab here

[dense egret]

clams and potato?

[keen knoll]

did u beat it

lol

[hardy brook]

How recent we talking?

[obsidian sky]

past 3 months or so

[dire meadow]

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[buoyant kestrel]

👁️👁️

[hardy brook]

Well It's not 3 months or so but Ortalab has a server, I know thre's Clams

[obsidian sky]

i see. what is clams

clams deez nuts

[buoyant kestrel]

clam

❤️

[obsidian sky]

imagine i reacted with fire emoji

[dense egret]

bruh

[dire meadow]

bad server

[buoyant kestrel]

fake clam: 🦪

[keen knoll]

lol

[dense egret]

🧠n't

[keen knoll]

thinknt

[buoyant kestrel]

https://discord.gg/7jq3dhxW

fuck

[dense egret]

https://discord.gg/XyrE9xnM

???????????????????????????????????

[buoyant kestrel]

https://discord.gg/frg2HCr4

there we go

[keen knoll]

what

[dense egret]

what

[buoyant kestrel]

bug in discord where you have to be in the server to invite it apparently

thats what worked for me

[dense egret]

first time it happend to me, didnt know

[buoyant kestrel]

me too

i just clocked that shit

[keen knoll]

was it called astro (blindside reference) lol

[obsidian sky]

hot take

[dire meadow]

guys... should i unblock candy 👀

[buoyant kestrel]

candy is 25% cooler now

[keen knoll]

it would be funny if it was the full name

[dire meadow]

👀

[wanton rapids]

oh that's a good tutorial

[obsidian sky]

thank you

[dense egret]

why do you wanna display: inline; candy?

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfaooooo

[dire meadow]

what

[dire meadow]

!?

[keen knoll]

im always display: float 😎

[buoyant kestrel]

peak bit ❤️

[dire meadow]

what are you guys talking about...

[keen knoll]

css

[dense egret]

xd???

css

[dire meadow]

Eunoia

[buoyant kestrel]

divs start as display:block
unblocking a div would mean setting it to display:inline or some other value

[keen knoll]

theres also inline-block

i think float is also not a block type

[dense egret]

display is how a "thing" is used, block means you can put one besides other, inline means they are one above other

[dire meadow]

man i code in lua not torture chamber simulation

[keen knoll]

css isnt that bad

[buoyant kestrel]

man up and create homer with css like a MAN

[dense egret]

how tf lua > css?????????????

[dire meadow]

because lua is awesome

[buoyant kestrel]

css is easy though

unless you're getting freaky with it

[dire meadow]

do NOT ❌ react me...

[keen knoll]

yeah

halves blind requirement until end of round

i mean end of hand

[dense egret]

yea like 80% of css can get interpretated with just only reading the code, the other 20% are normally shadows and hover, target

[keen knoll]

dont forget ::before and ::after

and css animations

[buoyant kestrel]

::before and ::after are mildly confusing

[dense egret]

right, but normally i used js for that

[buoyant kestrel]

mostly because of the abstraction

[keen knoll]

agreed but it is nice for generating effects without js

[buoyant kestrel]

i use them often

[dense egret]

yea ngl

[buoyant kestrel]

i just mean someone unknowing reading them would not get it

[dense egret]

but often hover is enough

[keen knoll]

i kinda hate js

my website has 0 js

[dense egret]

share

[keen knoll]

except for the webrings page because its required

[keen knoll]

https://candyether.space

[dense egret]

if (([)[]{}) a [[() so *

[dire meadow]

if false then false == true end

[keen knoll]

no

[dire meadow]

bolded 😛

[buoyant kestrel]

the four types:

1. Anyone can read this
2. You must chart the stars to be able to say hello world
3. The Weird Bullshit In An Otherwise Okay Language
4. Shitpost

[deft ore]

hi brainfuck

[keen knoll]

have u seen apl

[woven crag]

1 indexing in lua

[dire meadow]

astro out of context compilation

[deft ore]

trueline

[buoyant kestrel]

i mostly meant javascript but yeah

[dire meadow]

just don't code in anything but lua

[dense egret]

@keen knoll what? "every item inside form"??

[woven crag]

what the fuck is that

[dense egret]

css

[keen knoll]

the obscure langs are the worst

[buoyant kestrel]

javascript got the disadvantage of being in the browser boiling pot with every browser trying to add more shit than the others

[keen knoll]

every item that is a direct decensant of form

[buoyant kestrel]

and the base was subpar

[dense egret]

ohhhhhhhhhh i didnt know that ty

[keen knoll]

yea

[dire meadow]

why don't we just code everything in lua and be a happy world and sunflowers were everywhere and unicorns fly by your window 😇

[buoyant kestrel]

you can just do that

[deft ore]

im going to lovely patch your brain

[buoyant kestrel]

like actually

you can embed lua in your website

[woven crag]

holy hell

[keen knoll]

this is unironically how rust ppl talk

[woven crag]

rust devs dni

[dire meadow]

what even is a rust...

[woven crag]

torment

idk

[dire meadow]

rust is like lua but i don't know anything about it

[woven crag]

lovely is written in rust

i guess

only good rust project ever

[deft ore]

new response just dropped

[dire meadow]

blunder reaction

why would you want your lua to be rust

[woven crag]

its useful for lua so it gets a pass

[buoyant kestrel]

chat should i make the http protocol but cooler

[dire meadow]

http protocol if it was codedd in lua

[woven crag]

make http in lua

[deft ore]

rust programmers are made by taking iron programmers and then waiting

[woven crag]

recreate the entire internet in lua

[lavish pike]

Cute

[woven crag]

exposing them to open air helps

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm gonna make a browser programmed in lua

[dire meadow]

saw guy: and for your next challenge... do http requests in pure lua!

[buoyant kestrel]

and javascript does not exist

[keen knoll]

thx i drew its from my comic

[buoyant kestrel]

there is only lua to embed

[keen knoll]

have u heard of gemini and gopher

[buoyant kestrel]

i have

but i want to make this thing

[deft ore]

if you dont give them open air they die

theyre human beings

[buoyant kestrel]

it does not matter that it exists

[woven crag]

true

[keen knoll]

what about closed air

[dire meadow]

what if i gave them closed air

[dense egret]

the what

[dire meadow]

what are you on brah

[keen knoll]

oh that was an issue that was fixed i think

[dire meadow]

i HATE this thing...

[dense egret]

no like what issue, never heard of it

[woven crag]

air jail

[dire meadow]

throws it out of a window

[keen knoll]

tldr yourube sucks and breaks yt-dlp on the reg

[dire meadow]

life... is just a air prision./.. like if this was deep

[keen knoll]

for a bit everything was downloading in format 18 (the lowest one) because everything else was SABR streams

[dire meadow]

millions must sabr

[dense egret]

ok i dont know enough to understand you

[keen knoll]

also ive not updated the site in a while besides the comic page

[buoyant kestrel]

just got reminded of CDATA

very cool

[woven crag]

userdata

[dire meadow]

nyo :3

[hardy brook]

Well, now that 0.9.2i is pretty much out in the public (not gonna tell you how to get it), should I even continue with my remake?

[woven crag]

throws userdata at yoy

[dire meadow]

or

[hardy brook]

Considering I can just...

[keen knoll]

sabr is a propriatary format google made to extend mpegts and the apple one and it apparently didnt work well under yt-dlp

[deft ore]

what if there was a superhero with the power of cdata and we called him cdataman

[buoyant kestrel]

he can just rewrite reality

[woven crag]

🤯

[deft ore]

he fixes talisman crashes

[buoyant kestrel]

oh no

i'm talking about xml CDATA

[woven crag]

i wonder how many cdataman users know what cdata is

[deft ore]

oh lmao

[buoyant kestrel]

since CDATA ignores the xml parser (which is very strict) and allows javascript to run

my guy can just bend reality

[dense egret]

oh so like cross-compatibility problem?

[dire meadow]

steamlaugheyes steamlaugheyes

what if we combined two into one

[hardy brook]

Like on one hand, I don't want people to just go on [REDACTED] and do what i did with the files, but on the other hand, what's the point in a remake if the full thing's out in the public

[dense egret]

xd

[dire meadow]

i saw that failed sticker b...

[keen knoll]

i guess

[hardy brook]

I guess I'll make a poll for now

[dire meadow]

what if we all just posted this when we enter the chat

[keen knoll]

mycologist inscryption

[dire meadow]

correct...

[woven crag]

🚪

[woven crag]

door knock

[hardy brook]

I do have an alternative idea if i get more no than yes

Actually i'm getting another idea that I can do for a potential crazy idea

not so much a mod but more a base

[dire meadow]

b stop posting stuff you know only i can see

[hardy brook]

"Blanklatro"

The mod "Does Nothing?"

[dire meadow]

@neon urchin im KILLING you

[hardy brook]

You're WHAT?

💀

[neon urchin]

-whwhat did i do,..... 🥺

thats right..

[keen knoll]

flowey

[buoyant kestrel]

🌻

[neon urchin]

i have to kill soulware back

[dire meadow]

why do i have this in my audio files

[keen knoll]

then theyll be sent to the ether ware

[dire meadow]

i realize...

the minor typo

[hardy brook]

with major consequences

[buoyant kestrel]

DEATH

[hardy brook]

lol

But yeah, wdyt about "Blanklatro"?

[hardy brook]

i know

[dire meadow]

minor typo...

[hardy brook]

i'm just joking, geez

[dire meadow]

shinku we have to kill you for that blunder

you understand!?

[hardy brook]

Why am I the one being killed?

[hardy brook]

If this stays at 50/50 you get nothing

[keen knoll]

what if it adds a subtly changed vanilla joker

[hardy brook]

no it adds nothing

[dire meadow]

Does nothing?

[keen knoll]

wait omg yk what would be hilarious

make it a dependecy for another mod

[dire meadow]

the ability to read type dependecy

[woven crag]

didnt trust the process enough

[dire meadow]

guys rate my random audio files

[woven crag]

unlocks antimatterlatro after you download it 10 times total

[keen knoll]

if you download it 11 times its relocked

[granite forum]

pear

[woven crag]

@granite forum giveaway?

[buoyant kestrel]

blanklatro where jokers and mechanics slowly appear on each launch

[keen knoll]

maybe because 6 kinda looks like a pear

[woven crag]

no

[dire meadow]

..ware

[buoyant kestrel]

and of course the mods collection page is always empty even if stuff was added

[dire meadow]

i am once again asking what on EARTH would this joker do

[dense egret]

what argentina have to do with that

[dense egret]

i dont think it can............

[hardy brook]

Looks like you just content aware filled the sprite

[dire meadow]

grue...

with a paint.net plugin 🪱

[hardy brook]

I use a gimp one

[dire meadow]

average gimp user

vs average paint.net user

[hardy brook]

I actually do most art on paint.net though

Literally only use gimp for editing or content aware

[dire meadow]

thought something about sold and destroyed jokers

but then it would just be a weaker campfire most of the time

[hardy brook]

Trying something crazy

Nevermind

[dense egret]

oh i tought it was something like abstraction joker

[dire meadow]

looks more like a mass of jokers fused to make one card

all the sold jimbos... they remember... your genocides

[dense egret]

amalgamation then

[buoyant kestrel]

Amalgam

[dire meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6qO-ONYEkg

[dense egret]

jokarmation

[dire meadow]

misprint but awesome

[buoyant kestrel]

it costs 3.08

[dire meadow]

really useless joker - common, $0
rounds your money down

why would i give the player money

[past lava]

misprint 2

[dire meadow]

we already have like

a money misprint

a xmult mispriint

a chips misprint

stop question mark reacting me

[buoyant kestrel]

misprint but it creates more misprint clones

🔥

[dire meadow]

alagam that ejects misprint-esch jokers out of theirselves

[past lava]

or like
misprint but more random

[buoyant kestrel]

increase dem chips

[keen knoll]

SJP sappy if it was better and didnt crash my game

[dire meadow]

balances chips with money

[buoyant kestrel]

balance fps and joker slots

[pearl nebula]

yo

i have a bit of an issue

so im transfering the files from my pc to my phone

but on my phone it seems as if all the decks are "locked"

even though i have unlocked the decks already

[buoyant kestrel]

chat uhh

[dire meadow]

days since rule 4 broken(?)

[pearl nebula]

had anyone had that problem

[forest knoll]

#📜・modding-rules rule 4

[keen knoll]

does that imply if you get a lot of joker slots you get an fps boost?

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

reality bends

[pearl nebula]

but its not modding

[dire meadow]

to make your computer slightly better

[pearl nebula]

soi i wasnt sure where to ask

[past lava]

balance sillyz and glob
sillyz is like xchips
trust me guys this is so peak

[pearl nebula]

or to even ask

[past lava]

right guys

[pearl nebula]

ah aight mb

[dire meadow]

balances glop and mult

[keen knoll]

ok actually yk what would be a bit silly

[keen knoll]

balance joker slots and hand size

[buoyant kestrel]

balance files on your desktop and ante

[forest knoll]

"transferring the files from my pc to my phone" implies otherwise
but uh game discussion is probably a better place? idk

[forest knoll]

evil ambisinister deck

[keen knoll]

rounds doesnt do anything

[hardy brook]

Look at this thing i made

[keen knoll]

oh

[limber oak]

cooking or cooked

[past lava]

astro is money

[pearl nebula]

thanks

[forest knoll]

nomorejokers is finally real 🔥

[buoyant kestrel]

that was meant to be the bit but i decided it was funnier to be evil instead

[keen knoll]

system 32 isnt on your desktop...

[dense egret]

what im supposed to see

[keen knoll]

pixels

[forest knoll]

balance G.TIMERS.REAL and consumable slots

[limber oak]

look at the joker tray

[keen knoll]

no, paradox is tenna :/

[buoyant kestrel]

balance bytes in your savefile and all hand levels

[dense egret]

oh

[hardy brook]

They literally are nothing

[forest knoll]

balance pixels visible on screen and current score

[buoyant kestrel]

sacrifice...

[hardy brook]

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET

[past lava]

i'm non binary tenna

[keen knoll]

oh so its just the base card from the enhancements menu

[hardy brook]

no

[keen knoll]

slimy tenna

[hardy brook]

you're not understanding

[keen knoll]

ig

[hardy brook]

it's blank

[dire meadow]

im like tenna if i wasn't tenna

[hardy brook]

You get NO jokers

[keen knoll]

:(

[hardy brook]

You're getting NO Tarots

No Spectrals

[limber oak]

here's a close up view of ominous flower

[buoyant kestrel]

the slowly approaching antimatter joker:

[hardy brook]

No Seals

You're getting nothings

[dire meadow]

guys i have a idea

what if there was a joker

[dense egret]

evil flowey be like

[limber oak]

^^0.1

[dire meadow]

that create two random common jokers

[hardy brook]

Everything is getting replaced with a single no effect version

[keen knoll]

what if he fought a guy dressed as a bat

[past lava]

i'm non binary tenna ^2

[buoyant kestrel]

tetrate their age and watch them fade away

[dire meadow]

the mass

[past lava]

amalgamate jimbo

[hardy brook]

Blanklatro is going to be for those who want to do something like rebuilding balatro from scratch with no reference and stuff like that

[dire meadow]

broken

[hardy brook]

I am removing EVERYTHING from the effects that i can

[dire meadow]

what

dude what does it post that

[keen knoll]

oh so you just deleted the localization files and sprites?

or

[dire meadow]

when i try to post 💔

wait that's a nintendo switch

[buoyant kestrel]

hey did you get this idea from me indirectly
i mean this doesn't directly help with that other project but doing this is more interesting to me

[hardy brook]

tbh, i had the idea of doing a "Balatro from memory" for a while but never played off it

[buoyant kestrel]

cool

wait you know what this means

[dense egret]

i think this needs to be more of common knowledge https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1444227060527530065

[hardy brook]

fish?

[limber oak]

F I S H !

[buoyant kestrel]

you can make numberslop and balance balatro for it properly

[keen knoll]

ive played balaro so much i could probably do each joker effect, maybe id forget some but wh

[buoyant kestrel]

without the vanilla jokers getting in the way

[keen knoll]

like the type mult chip jokers

[limber oak]

what do you mean it doesnt mean FISH

[buoyant kestrel]

no not really

i mean the tower ofc

but

[past lava]

Amalgamate Jimbo:
+⌛︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎ Mult

[dire meadow]

this jimbo looks minorly annoyed at the fact one of his eyes got replaced with hair

[keen knoll]

wow does the mod convert 1 selected card to stone card

[buoyant kestrel]

the mod kills you horribly

theres numberslop but that doesn't help too much

[keen knoll]

wow, the medusa mod

[dire meadow]

+(runtime of balatro%30) mult and chips

[buoyant kestrel]

ante 1 death is common

[dire meadow]

numberslop when effective ante walks in

[buoyant kestrel]

not even that

[keen knoll]

uneffeftive ante

[buoyant kestrel]

the bosses are just evil

and theres so many of them

showdown every ante

[dire meadow]

if you played a card, die

[buoyant kestrel]

and the normal bosses replace the big blind

[dire meadow]

(none sweep)

[buoyant kestrel]

and theres two more tiers of boss

[dire meadow]

harder ante 8 type beat

idea for a joker:

additional blind after big blind

[buoyant kestrel]

three technically

if i remade the tower i would make it so like

instead of it being hard all at once

when you beat ante 8

[dire meadow]

does anyone know how i would create a scrolling texture gif 👀

[buoyant kestrel]

you get a benefit and a evil

and you go back to ante 1

and you actually win the run when you've done this 8 times

[keen knoll]

so you cant win

[dire meadow]

+1 chip

[dense egret]

what

[dire meadow]

they don't know

[buoyant kestrel]

i've been thinking of making a metaroguelike like this

[dire meadow]

what if there were ten rouglikes stacked ontop of each other

and one was the binding of eye-sack

[buoyant kestrel]

basically a way of making a out of run upgrade like credits

without any of the problems

i do kinda want to make this

not right now though

not even because of pandora

but just because i need to continue writing the written version of the game

to submit as an assignment

i'll probably not directly use any of it but its a good reference for the art and characterization

as for what the game will be itself in terms of gameplay

i'll make it visualnovel-ish

but the fighting sections can get gameplay

[dire meadow]

astro