⚙・modding-general

[buoyant kestrel]

yumyum

[granite forum]

i bet you don't even like pretzels

[buoyant kestrel]

even the crappy store ones that aren't even bread really

[past lava]

gmailperc

[buoyant kestrel]

like sticks or something

[granite forum]

Burn.

[neon urchin]

am i going to get killed now

[granite forum]

Philly Pretzel Factory is best pretzel

[neon urchin]

silenmce speaks olumes

[hazy eagle]

istg letters are gonna become brainrot

[granite forum]

next you're going to tell me the thing subway makes is a sub...

[neon urchin]

bro a pretzel nerd tell me how a preztel is made if u a real fan fr fr

every step

[grand geode]

this user was not here when E was a thing

[neon urchin]

give us ur fav home baked formula

[neon urchin]

🔥

[hazy eagle]

omg i fucking forgot about rush e

[soft geyser]

bro

modding balatro….

is

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing

[soft geyser]

FUCKING PEAK

I LOVE THIS SHIT

ITS AMAZING

[granite forum]

I am a Philly Pretzel Factory d1 fan i would never make my own pretzel as it would hail in comparison

[hazy eagle]

[granite forum]

probably playing cryptid smh

[neon urchin]

water drinkers when they realize they can drink water but with sugar caffiene and chemicals in it

[soft geyser]

nah

[granite forum]

based

[frigid furnace]

play my* mod
[Https aikoyoris shenanigans etc 123]

-# *disclaimer not my mod

[soft geyser]

I just like the deck skins

[past lava]

are you playing toga's stuff

[soft geyser]

i havent played any mods yet

[past lava]

aka PEAK

[soft geyser]

But i will soon

[neon urchin]

togas tuff

[granite forum]

buh

[neon urchin]

toga supa tuff

[granite forum]

toga's is okay

not as balanced as i would want it

[past lava]

nope~2

[neon urchin]

togas not tuff

[soft geyser]

Right now im trying to get naneinf

[granite forum]

and wording so bad you read it 5 times

[neon urchin]

fuck togaststuff

[neon urchin]

i hate togas suff

[neon urchin]

GYAT

[past lava]

❌

[neon urchin]

lebron my dad

toga eh

toga mid

toga okay

okay

[granite forum]

if you're going to play a mod do NOT click on ANYTHING named starspace...
Astro is in there...

evil astro

[neon urchin]

HELL yeah, swearing will be added

[granite forum]

i have never played any of those mods

👍

or have i

no

[soft geyser]

time to make an ultrakill deck skin

[neon urchin]

heres a modded joker idea: Slop Cleaner.

effects: reduces the chance of modded jokers appearing in shop by 80%

[granite forum]

fire

[buoyant kestrel]

after the intro its revealed that the hero can hear the narrator perfectly fine and they start bantering

[hazy eagle]

that should be a challenge deck for mods

[buoyant kestrel]

and of course it comes to a head when the hero inevitably comes face to face with them

true

[soft geyser]

Yall know any fun mods i should try

[neon urchin]

can the narrator voice be a woman

[buoyant kestrel]

sure but i need a woman

i'm not one

[neon urchin]

Balatro Plus

[neon urchin]

get one

[soft geyser]

Shameless plug

[buoyant kestrel]

obtain a woman for 99.9 CAD

[neon urchin]

holy deal

[buoyant kestrel]

the hero would also be voiced and of course would be male

to increase the contrast

[neon urchin]

🔥

[soft geyser]

machine

turn back now

the layers of this palace are not for your kind

[neon urchin]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

im a gaurd dog and i will bite off your shins

[buoyant kestrel]

game where you fight against the plot itself to save the narration

[soft geyser]

If you dont turn back now you will be crossing the will of god

[buoyant kestrel]

or fuck up reality

or both

[neon urchin]

or piss the narrator off

[buoyant kestrel]

deltarune weird route but its good

[neon urchin]

thats tyhe only impornatanetant one

[soft geyser]

Deltarune deck skins are peak

[neon urchin]

important

[soft geyser]

balatro should lowkey collab with hollow knight

[neon urchin]

im a turkey bawk bawk

theres lots of cat folks that says meow in the chat but never enuf dog folks that says a cute pow wow in chat, society. like how theress more yuri love than yaoi

good things are never appreciated

[buoyant kestrel]

though literally speaking you can never save the narrator from dying

he stops narrating at the end of the story

[neon urchin]

ruff ruff

[buoyant kestrel]

so it is a great tragedy or a great comedy

depending on how serious you take it

[neon urchin]

lol what if you mae it so you almost save them and they even believe you can but then you cant any everyone is sad (or dead)

lol that'll be lol

id lol

[buoyant kestrel]

lmao

[neon urchin]

i lol'ed out loud

[neon urchin]

if your prayers dont come true, its cuz you didnt pray enough. 🙏 sun will blow with effort

[soft geyser]

yo lowkey

What if

I made a mod for balatro

Right

[neon urchin]

WOW

[soft geyser]

But

LISTEN

[neon urchin]

I AM

im all ears 👂

[soft geyser]

INSTEAD OF JUST HAVING MULTIPLIER

[neon urchin]

OMG'

[soft geyser]

YOU HAVE SUBTRACTION AND DIVISION

AND THE BOSS BLINDS ARE MATH TEACHERS

[neon urchin]

six seven

AHH-

[soft geyser]

What if

Balatro was a dating sim

[neon urchin]

my joker harem

what if.. i was in balatro one time.... ? 🥺 ❤️

[soft geyser]

balatro: friends of jimbo, gay edition

[neon urchin]

add b

wait...

i had alawys been in.... balatro,,

[buoyant kestrel]

the only way to save them is to keep writing them

forever

the 1000 chapter fanfic is lore relevant

[neon urchin]

in my head cannon the narrator is a turkey

real

[neon urchin]

lol to think of it, it doesnt sound alot like saving

endless foreverness

aint that the literally hell

like the simpson intro

where it goes on for a very long time and like the

uh

characters arent themselves

[buoyant kestrel]

that’s the thing isn’t it

the narrator is made to tell a story

[neon urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zY9z7IP-1Q ts

[buoyant kestrel]

it cannot exist properly outside that

[neon urchin]

nah, books are better off with satisfying endings

which are kijnda unfinished i guess

[buoyant kestrel]

you’re tied up here

ending is an end

[granite forum]

maybe book

is

is a book

[neon urchin]

maybe books are stupid and short form videos are the ultimate way of entertainment

scroll shorts for 50 hours every day NOW

[granite forum]

i already do

[past lava]

i scroll on tiktok

[buoyant kestrel]

sotunday

between Saturday and Sunday

ow

💣

[neon urchin]

same thang 💔

[buoyant kestrel]

:balatrue:

vencord is still bugged

[neon urchin]

and then i explode

[buoyant kestrel]

i think a new discord update broke it

[neon urchin]

💥

[fathom gust]

hrmm

[neon urchin]

since astro is already evil, evil astro would be not evil

[plush hound]

skill issue

it worked for me

[neon urchin]

wait i suddenly have an urge to kill

wtf

who do i kill though...

[plush hound]

???????????

[neon urchin]

[buoyant kestrel]

The Hero

[neon urchin]

a unachievable achievment

just have it there but no one can ever get it

bait the player

edge the player

[fathom gust]

c'mon they're right there

[neon urchin]

blow the player

[fathom gust]

they're right the

WHAT

[buoyant kestrel]

oh those are the character profiles

theres one for the narrator too

[neon urchin]

hi, im Stanley Parable 2

oh

[fathom gust]

erm actually
TWISTEDS aren't inheritably evil, they just...
lost their minds to ichor

[neon urchin]

twisted as in physically twisted

like a twizzler

like a roap

rope

[fathom gust]

ok y'know what

[neon urchin]

like you twist astro like a wet saggy rag

to dry it

[fathom gust]

uh oh

[neon urchin]

...yyyyeeeeeesssss

[buoyant kestrel]

this gives me vibes of the stanleyish game we were talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Z2iU95jOk

[neon urchin]

yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss

[buoyant kestrel]

(this is a bigshot and the 'Nows your chance' is 'Get Wifi')

[keen knoll]

voice of the hero?

[buoyant kestrel]

sorta

not directly slay the princess but related

[keen knoll]

voice of the cold or voice of the broken are close

[past lava]

say that again

[buoyant kestrel]

game where you fight against the conclusion of the story because it would mean the death of the narrator

[neon urchin]

voice of the damned

[buoyant kestrel]

or you can piss her off

[neon urchin]

voice of the piss

[keen knoll]

literally stanley parable/stp

[neon urchin]

voice of the pissed

[keen knoll]

uhh voice of the cheated

[buoyant kestrel]

i mean a part of that game was accepting the death

here you're just directly fighting against a core element of storytelling

the end

[keen knoll]

like ace attorney?

[neon urchin]

whats the actual gameplay

warioware

lol

[keen knoll]

present evidence to prove youve figured somethig out

[neon urchin]

mario kart gameplay what if

i HATE greenies...

[keen knoll]

uhh sonic adventure

[neon urchin]

green coloured people are the worst color

wait what if balatro like gameplay

[keen knoll]

good thing im yellow

[neon urchin]

im yellow too

[buoyant kestrel]

the narrator and the hero

as the game starts falling apart the hero also starts noticing our decision making

with us being The Prompt

[neon urchin]

is the hero not us

[keen knoll]

im with you in the dark

[buoyant kestrel]

well you aren't the main character of any story, are you?

not even when you create a character for yourself

[neon urchin]

its like gradient

[keen knoll]

doki doki lit club

[neon urchin]

for example deltarune, youre not kris. with stanly, you are stan. i think. i don remember'

[keen knoll]

deltarune

[keen knoll]

youre the SOUL

[buoyant kestrel]

you aren't stanely but stanley also isn't their own person

[neon urchin]

so the player takes stan's place

[keen knoll]

see: real person ending

[buoyant kestrel]

you can see this because you can't be stanley after the narrator stops telling the story and you still exist somehow

[neon urchin]

like if the hero had a background, personality, the player is not the hero

[buoyant kestrel]

and the real person ending

[keen knoll]

yeah

[buoyant kestrel]

stanley is akin to the vessel essentially

created purely to house us

[neon urchin]

👀 💧 lets take a crine 😭

[keen knoll]

also stanley gets the dumb voice when the narrator says his "lines"

(see: bucket oob ending/gamhorra destruction)

(also the bottom of the mind control room ending)

[neon urchin]

im a hawk tuah on that thang

[buoyant kestrel]

like at the beginning of this game the hero can't tell we're there because thats how these games are, yeah?

but as every fourth wall starts breaking the cracks start to show

[keen knoll]

also hes mentioned if you get the out of bounds ending with the bucket

that the bucket was transformed by them

also stanley has the 7 dragon balls

[neon urchin]

cracks would be like if u make them do something out of character. and then they start having a crisis. thatll be funny lol

like if you made them kill their family or smt lol

lmao

[keen knoll]

;this isnt a joke the narrator actualy says that

[neon urchin]

the unseen hand

[keen knoll]

kris is a he him /jjjjjjj

[neon urchin]

the powerful

[buoyant kestrel]

doing nothing would immediately set off red flags within the heros mind

that is wildly out of character for them

[keen knoll]

also kinda deltarune with noelle

getting... stronger

[neon urchin]

"hey.. why did i kick that puppy onto a road..?"

a WHAT

[keen knoll]

i know theres a game like that but i cant think of it :(

[buoyant kestrel]

the hero starts forcing cutscenes to prevent player control and the narrator has to step in because theres no way the player is watching a giant cutscene for like 10 minutes

[neon urchin]

yeah but the player will

its a player

they do everything for curioisty

u ought to make a 10 minute cut scene

[buoyant kestrel]

the narrator is a tad nervous about this type of stuff though

[keen knoll]

"ive read every book, ive burned every book"

[buoyant kestrel]

though i imagine you could just let the hero continue to do their thing which would confuse the narrator

[keen knoll]

niko oneshot?

[neon urchin]

thats what she said.. 💔

im a worm

wiggle wiglle

also heres a thought, why wasnt it like weird to people when frisk the kid flirted with papyrus the adult skeleton

diddy blud took the kid on a date

[keen knoll]

to be fair uhh you dont actually have to flirt

and if you dont its just a hangout

[hard plank]

what the fuck did i just read

[neon urchin]

🥀

[buoyant kestrel]

papyrus admitted he doesn't like you

he felt pressured

by the flirting

[keen knoll]

ok way more kris than stp voice of the hero

[neon urchin]

hey thats not your catchphrase, say 'play my mod'... this is unlike you

[neon urchin]

o

[buoyant kestrel]

theres like one time where it contextually makes sense

and no where else

[keen knoll]

in an interrogation?

[neon urchin]

Talk tuah

[keen knoll]

no

[buoyant kestrel]

"Hey! You! Quit it!"

[neon urchin]

would u still hate me if i were a worm?

[keen knoll]

wait i just had a really dumb flash of an idea

what if gaster is the representation of the game dev

[buoyant kestrel]

the narrator is a woman so lesbian

[neon urchin]

androgynous woman narrator

[keen knoll]

and hes way too invested in making the chars

[neon urchin]

so WOKE.....

[hard plank]

genuinely what the fuck did i just read

[neon urchin]

i summarized a side plot of undertale

[hard plank]

????

[keen knoll]

undertale

[neon urchin]

diddy blud papyrus took frisk the kid on a date but it was okay because i guess diddy blud the skeleton was just socially pressured

[hard plank]

why does it feel like astro is always complaining

[keen knoll]

ok ok ok consider: uhh papyrus could be a kid

[neon urchin]

🔥 fire theory

3 kids tall

[keen knoll]

hes just really tall

[buoyant kestrel]

the three profiles i have made

[keen knoll]

maybe he grows his own bones

[buoyant kestrel]

true...

[neon urchin]

what milk does to a person

[hard plank]

i complain when i want to complain

[keen knoll]

and sans is too sad to drink milk so hes short

[neon urchin]

i complain always cuz its like funny lol

its the internet

[buoyant kestrel]

but this goes against wing papyrus theory where papyrus is literally just a piece of gaster that got left the actual body

[past lava]

he's a grown ass man who still eats sugary cereal

[neon urchin]

or maybe sans is just a kid that didnt drink milk. ever thought of that huh?

[buoyant kestrel]

sans is too busy drinking ketchup

[neon urchin]

bolstering this

[keen knoll]

theyre both just kids but the snowdin guys felt bad so they gave em a house

[buoyant kestrel]

the suspiciously father-figure shaped hole in space-time:

[past lava]

where did steven get the blue jacket

[neon urchin]

YOU

(i would award it to u <3)

(i kill people called nxkoo)

[neon urchin]

from the blue jacket store

[manic summit]

mean

[plush hound]

thanks b

[neon urchin]

<3 dont mention it

[hard plank]

i would prefer it if you say less stuff but make it more meaningful

[buoyant kestrel]

drop it just drop it

[neon urchin]

whats with balatro modded beef lol,

BIG NUMBER GO UP

hahah

[plush hound]

theres two things imma beat

the ODDS

and my mea

[neon urchin]

me too

[buoyant kestrel]

meals

[keen knoll]

im going to beat the game

[buoyant kestrel]

beat the meals

[hard plank]

I'll stop for now but it's what i genuinely think

[hard plank]

i called this in my head

[past lava]

meanfulness

[neon urchin]

aikoyori, should i play your mod?

[hard plank]

i just woke up i don't have energy to do anything anyway

[buoyant kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb7JvzudBHw

[past lava]

at least ||i didn't lose the GAME 🤣🤣🤣🤣||

[neon urchin]

good morning sunshine. i love you <3

this a CHAT . we yap cuz we yappers ❤️

yappity yap yap

[frigid mica]

game? like G.GAME?

[neon urchin]

i wish i had used my free time better

man

i hate myself

[hard plank]

anyway yesterday i did this

[neon urchin]

GRAHHHH

[hard plank]

i fucking hate unlocking this

[neon urchin]

holy co is a a real gambling machine

[hard plank]

playing 28 songs for the key is a pain

[neon urchin]

oh

im a turky

[hard plank]

(by the way i already cut the complaining by this point)

[neon urchin]

nxkoo are you still here

i love you

[frigid mica]

astro, what do you think would the requirements be to spawn my unik joker?

[hard plank]

freaxkoo

[neon urchin]

freaxkoo

errrm

where the people go

[frigid mica]

still here

[neon urchin]

hi

what does ur unik joker do

[frigid mica]

unik is a crossmod joker between busted buffoons and... unik's mod

[hard plank]

whose idea was it to have the unlock conditions be

[frigid mica]

when i asked unik if they wanted a cross mod joker, they said to make another UNIK joker, even when there's already one.

[hard plank]

"play this specific 28 songs to unlock the key"

[neon urchin]

yeah that should be the requirement

[buoyant kestrel]

why this is rare its so hard to get that much debt

[hard plank]

or

[buoyant kestrel]

credit card build basically

[frigid mica]

there's only one track with several remixes.

[past lava]

credit card is good imo

[frigid mica]

unless this is not about the joker

[neon urchin]

new joker idea:

Buy Now Pay LATER.

Buy something now, pay the amount +500% after 2 rounds. can get you below -20 debt

[hard plank]

"set the team member to be a specific character (any variant) and any play songs from a list for the entire credit with no repeats and other songs"

[buoyant kestrel]

it suffers from the issues the typehand rares have

except even worse

[neon urchin]

o

[ionic crystal]

"play x songs with x as the leader"

[fallen minnow]

i just realize with jokerforge you cant edit cards played

[hard plank]

don't use joker forge then

[buoyant kestrel]

its not direct synergy i prommy ❤️

[past lava]

||don't|| use joker forge then

[buoyant kestrel]

||don't|| use joker ||forge|| then

[neon urchin]

||pop||

[fallen minnow]

pratically forced to due to my limitations of device

[neon urchin]

||pop||||pop||

[ionic crystal]

don't ||use|| joker ||forge|| then

[fallen minnow]

oh yeah this was the card imtalking about it)

[neon urchin]

||hello, you clicked on this didnt you lol. loooserrr||

||you clicked on it again. predictable. pfft.||

[fallen minnow]

||if you see this your like really scared of pinabbples in particular||

[hard plank]

we have pjsk at not home

[ionic crystal]

||you|| ||just|| ||lost|| ||the|| ||game||

[neon urchin]

I AM

[past lava]

||stop that :(||

[frigid mica]

||Shot dead in the bronx||

[fallen minnow]

damn

[ionic crystal]

real

[neon urchin]

NOOOO

[past lava]

DAMN IT

[ionic crystal]

wacle

[buoyant kestrel]

||if you clicked this and you are the second letter of the alphabet your bloodline is cursed to fall into a well after 40 years of life||

[plush hound]

im busy

[neon urchin]

[hard plank]

nxkoo Will you ever try drawing

[neon urchin]

mood

[ionic crystal]

im not nxkoo

[plush hound]

wrong person

😭

[hard plank]

Will you ever play chunithm

[plush hound]

i will

[fallen minnow]

||🍍||

[plush hound]

you feel me

[frigid mica]

phenomenal clairvoyance if this is real

[neon urchin]

AHHHHH AHHHH STOP AHHH

[crisp stump]

i’m crying

[fallen minnow]

i know that

[crisp stump]

i didn’t click i tapped it

[ionic crystal]

||you|| ||are|| ||now|| ||cursed|| ||with|| ||the|| ||plant|| ||with|| ||pareidolia||

[crisp stump]

i’m immune

[buoyant kestrel]

you are not the second letter of the alphabet

[frigid mica]

why is everyone here a yahifan too

[fallen minnow]

i plan on

1 - actually getting a device that can run balatro and steam

2 - get better at making jonklers

[crisp stump]

huh

[fallen minnow]

hes the only reason i discovred jokerforge dawg

[hard plank]

wtf nb

[neon urchin]

idk what yahifan is but its fun to type

yahifan

[frigid mica]

mfw lock

[neon urchin]

ima fan ol yahi

[ionic crystal]

the letter that derives from the symbol of the boss blind that draws your first hand face down?

[crisp stump]

huh

who :clueless:

[plush hound]

i love you too

[hard plank]

🫵

[fallen minnow]

||if you seen this every message you type must contain a :🍍:||

[neon urchin]

did u say my name but accidentally put a n before it? what about me? :C

[crisp stump]

oh yeah

[buoyant kestrel]

non b-nary

[crisp stump]

don’t hate me guys

[neon urchin]

❤️ youre the first person to say it back in this whole server. you are different ❤️ thanks

[fallen minnow]

hey

[crisp stump]

ppl are mean i trust yall tho

[fallen minnow]

hey guess what

[past lava]

why 🍍

[neon urchin]

[fallen minnow]

because im evil

[ionic crystal]

if person below me is the letter that derives from the symbol of the boss blind that draws your first hand face down, they will explode

[neon urchin]

hi

wait whaty

[plush hound]

im gonna change my pfp

[crisp stump]

bplant

[crisp stump]

😂

[neon urchin]

💥

[ionic crystal]

💥

[crisp stump]

i like this

[fallen minnow]

:🍍

[crisp stump]

you guys do good work i always see in icymi

[fallen minnow]

🍍

[neon urchin]

💥💥💥💥

[frigid mica]

your title looks like a paper mario title

[ionic crystal]

||emu|| ||is|| ||meaning|| ||smile||

[fallen minnow]

i remember seing someone play this

cool mod

[plush hound]

huh

[fallen minnow]

start emuing right now

[ionic crystal]

emu it down

emu it down jimbo style

[buoyant kestrel]

singular boykisser with no boys to kiss

sad

[fallen minnow]

turn that frown into a emu right now

[plush hound]

JAM SHUT UP

[past lava]

good i hate it

[fallen minnow]

forgetting something?

[neon urchin]

you are a krisser arent you.

[fallen minnow]

||🍍

[past lava]

nooo

[plush hound]

you should be put down

[crisp stump]

how do i react

😔

[neon urchin]

so should you!!!!!! 💢 ..... 💔

[fallen minnow]

forgetting something 2 : electric boogalo

[past lava]

mb 🍍

[plush hound]

???????????????????

bro

[fallen minnow]

god.

[tribal glen]

is there a mod that groups jokers like saturn groups consumables

[hard plank]

nxkoo is trans now

[plush hound]

yes

[hard plank]

ok that won't change the freak she is

[ionic crystal]

if person below me is the letter that derives from the symbol of the boss blind that draws your first hand face down, they will spontaneously combust and implode

[neon urchin]

KILL nxkoo. i retract my love.

[fallen minnow]

||if you see this message all your words must be an image made through a font gnerator||

[plush hound]

god damnit man

[neon urchin]

actions have CONSEQUENCES!!!!!

[buoyant kestrel]

reduce, reuse, recycle nxkoo

[frigid mica]

𓆏

[plush hound]

D:

[past lava]

♌︎❒︎□︎ 🖳︎🕿︎ 🍍

[neon urchin]

(kill)

[hard plank]

what if no fifth glyph

[buoyant kestrel]

reduce

reduce

reduce

reduce!

[neon urchin]

KILL KILL KILL

[tribal glen]

does anyone know of a mod that merges jokers like saturn merges consumables

[fallen minnow]

grace

[neon urchin]

🔪

[crisp stump]

can we make a balatro mod that gives me a trillion dollars

[past lava]

i saw that

[buoyant kestrel]

👁️

[neon urchin]

charlie kirk family

the world is healing 🕊️

[fallen minnow]

||if you see this your a genocidal person and wants to kill people my disintigrating them like a blind||

[crisp stump]

someone should make a Balatro mod that lets you make jokers ingame

[neon urchin]

we are charlie kirk 🎵

[past lava]

we carry the flame

[neon urchin]

by 'people' you mean 'nxkoo' then 'yeah'

[fallen minnow]

i thought that was a website

[plush hound]

@fallow bramble

[crisp stump]

is it really

[neon urchin]

i love you

[fallen minnow]

but that would be cool ingame tho

[rancid nexus]

Qualatro mod is very high quality

[buoyant kestrel]

reduce, reduce, reduce nxkoo

[plush hound]

reuse me twin

[buoyant kestrel]

all three different core principals of nxkoo

[crisp stump]

it could get crazy so quick too like imagine you were allowed to script ingame too

[hard plank]

us all should disallow utilization of this fifth glyph now by approximation

[buoyant kestrel]

i'mma recycle your dumbass

[crisp stump]

bro mutual servers

there’s so many

[ionic crystal]

glyph from diamonds no add points?

[buoyant kestrel]

in the corpsepile you go

[plush hound]

D:

[fallen minnow]

||if you see this @plush hound no longer exists||

[hard plank]

yup i am in many discord guilds

[buoyant kestrel]

this apply to only the viewers though

[fallen minnow]

yes

[buoyant kestrel]

so nxkoo is erased from only some perspectives

[past lava]

recycle me

[buoyant kestrel]

wild shit

[plush hound]

_ _

_ _

[hard plank]

no scoring*

[plush hound]

_ _

_ _

[fallen minnow]

disigtigration speedrun

[ionic crystal]

its still similar

[fallen minnow]

||if you see this you can create the next curse||

[hard plank]

vocabulary with no such glyph is hard to think about to that point

[crisp stump]

imagine they had like a scratch like language in it

[hard plank]

chat with no fifth glyph

[fallen minnow]

fuck

[buoyant kestrel]

hmm

[ionic crystal]

||if you see this you can not the use the letter derived from the symbol of the boss blind that draws face cards face down||

[fallen minnow]

this is bad lik rally bad

[crisp stump]

you could do stuff like if boss blind = plant, disable boss blind

and when card scored if time is midnight add 900 mult

[fallen minnow]

FUCK I CANT SAY TH ARK NOW

[ionic crystal]

😭

[buoyant kestrel]

jonkler forge 2

(3)

[hard plank]

you must comply by not just moving that glyph out of word

[buoyant kestrel]

lick

[crisp stump]

when card scored play the entire bee movie

[neon urchin]

||hi. just wanted to say that you are appreciated and that you should make the best of today by being happy.||

[buoyant kestrel]

lick 👅

[hard plank]

to put simply, don't modify words to fit in

[crisp stump]

why does this feel like an actual good idea

[buoyant kestrel]

contains an e

die

[crisp stump]

ingame block coding

it’d just be really hard to make

[fallen minnow]

||drink kerosene kids its good for you|

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't have to follow the rule since i didn't open the spoiler

[hard plank]

it's ok to do wrong it is hard

[neon urchin]

[hard plank]

yahimod has this

[ionic crystal]

||if person above me is a cognate with arabic ب they implode||

[crisp stump]

i’ll take your entire stock

where do i get it

[hard plank]

github

[neon urchin]

AHHHH- (?)

[crisp stump]

thanks 👍

[neon urchin]

💥

[ionic crystal]

wacle

[past lava]

hey astro, what is the canis familiaris?

[neon urchin]

explode counter-acts the implode so im like totally fine now. thanks The Casual Guy, for fixing me. i love u

[hard plank]

play my mid mod too i am whining so you play it with no fifth glyph this is difficult

[fallen minnow]

||if you sight this you must not long have said bas thing add not first||

[crisp stump]

what is your mid mod

[ionic crystal]

boss blind idea

if emu is meaning smile and it is March 19, your pc immediately implodes

[neon urchin]

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG. thank you.

[hard plank]

aikoyori mod

[crisp stump]

you get it

[buoyant kestrel]

this is b*coming slightly incompr*h*nsibl*
-# *eeee

[crisp stump]

i have to redo the mod manager later

[hard plank]

look it up in modding forum

[past lava]

play my peak mod that's coming out soon
jokester

[ionic crystal]

chat

should i play the

the

the

[neon urchin]

dementia

[hard plank]

this is not important to play mods

[neon urchin]

play my mod

[ionic crystal]

play my friend's mod

[neon urchin]

play his friend's mod

play them

[ionic crystal]

ayo-

[hard plank]

no fifth glyph still in

[buoyant kestrel]

-# if you've read this completely you haven't. if you haven't read this completely this you have

[crisp stump]

its words??

[neon urchin]

that. is true..!

[past lava]

wait no jokester is MIDDDD because it was made in j...j..j..j..j-J*KERFORGE!!!!
AHHHHH!!! 😨

[ionic crystal]

infinite loop ahh

[neon urchin]

AHHHHHHHH\

[crisp stump]

this works for me because i only read part of it

[ionic crystal]

play my mod when it releases in mayuary 11

[buoyant kestrel]

you've read it completely, then!

[hard plank]

this is insanity

[buoyant kestrel]

just don't read it completely and you'll have still read it completely

[neon urchin]

virtual insanity

[ionic crystal]

insanity?

[crisp stump]

good song

jamiroquai is fun

[ionic crystal]

this is balala

[neon urchin]

troo

balatroll

[crisp stump]

THIS IS SPARTA MENTIONED

niche

[buoyant kestrel]

minos prime

[past lava]

no it isn't

[ionic crystal]

this server is a devouring after play/discard, always draw 3 cards

[hard plank]

NVIDIA GPUs much dollars to buy

[neon urchin]

its uhm... the SNAKE blind.!

[reef storm]

what are some fun big number go up mods

[hard plank]

how to obtain GPUs

[past lava]

mayhem

[crisp stump]

talisman

[buoyant kestrel]

chat gepete

[hard plank]

my mod

[neon urchin]

chat geegeegee

[granite forum]

oxymoron right there

[past lava]

we're not in jail cells

[ionic crystal]

nuclear bomb

[neon urchin]

vs coughing nxkoo

(nxkoo clears)

[ionic crystal]

who wins

[hard plank]

bro you ain't doing shit to the status quo

[past lava]

i win because i'm cooler

[buoyant kestrel]

The Hero vs The Hero who wins

[ionic crystal]

emu otori duh

[granite forum]

yes i am

grr

[past lava]

right

[hard plank]

many individuals just want to turn off brain and look at ding ding ding

[buoyant kestrel]

comedy

[neon urchin]

thou who does not put their trust in the process will get their eye-lids inverted and covered with pepper powder

[granite forum]

wha

[ionic crystal]

who would win:
the plant from balala
or the reed from olala

[buoyant kestrel]

TIME FOR THE PEPPER GEORGE.

[granite forum]

i killed astro whoops

[reef storm]

how do i download the full mod at once

[neon urchin]

you are very cool, you could BEAT nxkoo to a MEATY pulp of DEAD nxkoo

easily

hands down

[past lava]

truth nuke

[ionic crystal]

so true snomke

[reef storm]

yeah but

thats all the files seperate

[neon urchin]

try the mod manager

[hard plank]

I'd go as far as to say you doing that Balatro colour bit was basically status quo for custom Balatro cards

[neon urchin]

it manages ur mods

[reef storm]

IT DOES?

wheres the zip

[neon urchin]

let a lazy person be lazy <3 let them use a mod manager

[neon urchin]

YES. YEAHH!!!!

D:

[ionic crystal]

E:

[neon urchin]

gn <3 sleep tight <3 we love you

[buoyant kestrel]

me when i strangle someone (i will never hear them yammer on ever again)

[neon urchin]

B:

(im b)

[ionic crystal]

hi b

[hard plank]

i am not the person to main Balatro Mod Man

[neon urchin]

yup

[past lava]

good night

[buoyant kestrel]

nightspace

good nightspace

!

[ionic crystal]

have a great eep

[granite forum]

1. download the zip
2. yay you have the zip

[neon urchin]

the eep takes another victim

[hard plank]

← still try to avoid fifth glyph lol

[neon urchin]

whatahell is a glyph (i legit dont know. is it like a Egyptian thang)

[past lava]

MonopolyMoney <- stupid idiot,,,

[ionic crystal]

first played (most played hand) is debuffed

[neon urchin]

this is true

balala mindset

everything is a boss blind

[ionic crystal]

rate my boss blind aprite sheet chat

[buoyant kestrel]

why so pink

[neon urchin]

looks like a woke flag. i love it

what sexuality is this

[buoyant kestrel]

🩷

[ionic crystal]

💀

[ionic crystal]

bcz pink is peam

[neon urchin]

light brown one looks like a stickman with 3 legs. i can relate to that one

[hard plank]

do not input words with first glyph of a synonym of word final

[ionic crystal]

that's the tree lmaoer

[neon urchin]

legit is me

[ionic crystal]

flips up to 3 random cards per hand played

[neon urchin]

that sounds hard! (which would be good gameplay, nice)

[granite forum]

wait

fuck

[ionic crystal]

thanks

[delicate spear]

I died again after accidentally scoring zero points against The Psychic boss who requires you to play five cards 😭
Is there a mod that gives better warnings for situations like this?

[ionic crystal]

it happens to all of us vro 😭

[past lava]

boss sexual

[neon urchin]

me core

[rugged fable]

All the symbols are good. The arrow one has too low contrast, and the gay one could use a softer pink

[past lava]

not me core

[neon urchin]

which gay one?

[neon urchin]

oh 💔

[ionic crystal]

the cat???

[hard plank]

on what day did you start playing Balatro

[rugged fable]

The one that looks like a Mario coin but gay

[past lava]

i'm sorry

[ionic crystal]

ah
sets money to $11 if hand played does not contain an Ace

[neon urchin]

its okay, i got over it already ☺️ ❤️

[granite forum]

?
?
?
Why the window
?
?
?
?
?
?
王
四

[past lava]

good 👍

[rugged fable]

Absolutely diabolical blind

[neon urchin]

lion window

[granite forum]

this is really punishing

for no reason

[neon urchin]

its pretty balanced

unless ur number slopped!

[reef storm]

i have seen no jokers

[granite forum]

no?

[buoyant kestrel]

set money to the chips of the highest played rank hehehe

evil gang evil gang evil gang

[neon urchin]

when was the last time you played vanilla </3

[granite forum]

this is just worse bull

[rugged fable]

It’s def not balanced given you might just not draw aces

[granite forum]

yesterday

more naneinf attempts and C++ runs

[neon urchin]

o ok ☺️

[hard plank]

I'll cut no fifth glyph bit that was difficult

[neon urchin]

typing: the video game

[hard plank]

jorj pls that boss blind isn't that punishing bruh

[granite forum]

jorj is really creative

[hard plank]

I'm calling bro jorj now

[granite forum]

but uh

[past lava]

spell skepticism for a free game of ping pong

[buoyant kestrel]

11 dollars is an okay amount of money to have anyway

sometimes my econ is so bad this is actually good

[neon urchin]

!!!!

[granite forum]

there are so many builds this can just take a lot of steam from

[finite harbor]

hot potato gave me goosebumps

[neon urchin]

yer

[rugged fable]

You should probably make it a set fine, given that it might be impossible to avoid the penalty. (Consider that the Ox requires you to do a certain action rather than not do a certain action)

[finite harbor]

like I'm not even joking

[past lava]

??

[finite harbor]

what am I even playing right now and why does it sound fun

[neon urchin]

‼️‼️

[hard plank]

my mid mod is up for grabs too

[buoyant kestrel]

its a random rank contained within your deck

[ionic crystal]

The Cat (debuffs aces)
(placeholder)
The Spin (destroy 1 card held in hand after draw)
The Exiled (1 Discard, -1 Hand Size)
The Peach (Set money to $11 if hand played does not contain an Ace)
The Building (All cards debuffed until 1 hand played)
The Parasol (All Mult Cards debuffed)
The Tree (Flips up to 3 cards per hand played)
The Roof (All Bonus Cards debuffed)
The Anchor (After draw, discard 2 cards)
The Chain (+1 Hand Size, -1 Hand)
The Omen (Must play 4 cards)

[neon urchin]

just play an ace brahhhhh an ace, there are lots ol aces.

[past lava]

❓ ❓

[ionic crystal]

i mean this is FROM a mod centered on aces

[finite harbor]

I am also trying to take it slow

[rugged fable]

Oh lol

[neon urchin]

!!!!

[finite harbor]

suddenly shop has 5 tabs and I thought those were genuine microtransactions and was about to cry

[neon urchin]

i doint like that font

good morning

how was the nap

insomnia </3

[buoyant kestrel]

this is the only alternative

no other fonts exist

ever

[neon urchin]

.....

[past lava]

😔

[neon urchin]

thats horrible.,,,!

[ionic crystal]

i have more ideas but those i havent coded/drawn yet

[neon urchin]

if only other fonts existed

FUCK

[finite harbor]

??? WHAT

this is insane

idk whether to be cheering or horrified

[buoyant kestrel]

no good cursive fonts exist

[neon urchin]

thats true

[finite harbor]

why am I still on ante 1

I just beat a boss blind

[rugged fable]

The Exiled is a harsher version of the Manacle, no?

[thorny dust]

anyone here up to play a game of 2v2

[ionic crystal]

not exactly but now i kinda see it

[past lava]

are you playing cryptid

[ionic crystal]

the one i based on the manacle is the chain

[neon urchin]

beat it again !!

[finite harbor]

cryptid + hot potato

[rugged fable]

I mean it sets discards to 1 if I’m not mistaken?

[past lava]

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

[ionic crystal]

(+1 Hand Size, -1 Hand)

[neon urchin]

u should be horrified

[ionic crystal]

yeah

[finite harbor]

I AM

[thorny dust]

imagine a boss blind that requires you to beat it 20 times for absolutely no reason and no rewards

[past lava]

cryptid has a weird bug where it forever traps you in ante 1

it's patched in later updates

[finite harbor]

soo do I just

[neon urchin]

brain numbing. would play. i dont value my free time.

[finite harbor]

update cryptid?

[deft ore]

cryptid timeloop theory

[past lava]

MonopolyMoney

[neon urchin]

the theory is real

[buoyant kestrel]

ultima magenta mirror

[granite forum]

chain when needle

[neon urchin]

oooooh. i see it now.......

beat WHAT

TWENTY TIMES?!

heh...

[deft ore]

let's just say

[past lava]

my boss blind..

[thorny dust]

now imagine a boss blind that ^2 the times you have to beat the blind every hand you play

[finite harbor]

there's no update for cryptid

[thorny dust]

🤷

[finite harbor]

I'll just replace cryptid with aikoyori shenanigans

thumbs

[thorny dust]

can't imagine that

[past lava]

play my mod once it comes out

[buoyant kestrel]

a boss blind that forces you to replay the run from the beginning to beat it

[deft ore]

yahiamice special

[thorny dust]

LMFAO

[neon urchin]

play my mod once you can play my mod

[finite harbor]

fam idk what's it even called 😭

[buoyant kestrel]

the win condition is reaching the boss again because it'll just be an insta-win the second time around

[past lava]

jokester

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfao

[deft ore]

boss blind that forces you to beat itself again but doesn't disable that effect when it's defeated

[finite harbor]

man I'll prob forget it

just like dm me when it comes out if u want lol

[thorny dust]

now imagine that as every boss blind as a deck

[finite harbor]

so I rember

[neon urchin]

beat it

[deft ore]

you need chicot or luchador or you get stuck in a timeloop

[buoyant kestrel]

timeloop deck

[thorny dust]

chicot would go crazy

[deft ore]

so, how can i help you on this wonderful new run?

[granite forum]

add to cold beans

we might tho

[thorny dust]

not a bad idea ngl

[past lava]

ouch

[neon urchin]

and u need to beat your boss blind record after everytime until you cant, completeing the time loop cycle. (like your past killing your future, an infinite inevitable loop)

you need to beat it man,.

[ionic crystal]

more boss blinds im planning to add:
The Voices
Divide score by 2
The Slots
1 in 7 cards are debuffed
The Sword
Lucky Cards are debuffed
The Fire (x3 base)
+1 Discard
The Roots
-2 Hand Size, +2 Hands
The Ear
Must not play (most played hand)
The Tongue
Only play (most played hand)
The Knife
Subtract number of times hand has been played to Mult
The Mind
All Wild Cards are debuffed
The Fork
Lose $1 per card held in hand
The Steel
Turn base Chips into base Mult
The Liver
All Aces are drawn face down

[thorny dust]

the deck is a good idea for leaderboard "most ante beat in time loop deck"

[buoyant kestrel]

every blind is a timeloop blind where after you play a hand the time loops

[granite forum]

voices is just wall but different

[buoyant kestrel]

and the second time around its a effectless blind with the scored score as the amount

[finite harbor]

ok I gott ask

[neon urchin]

does the seed remain the same? so you can plan ahead and make better decisions(?)

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[finite harbor]

what does jokers being well rested mean in hot potato

[granite forum]

the ear is harder bull

[finite harbor]

genuinely

[granite forum]

tongue is harder mouth

[neon urchin]

bro it was a shitpost before, why are we cooking so much now 🔥

[deft ore]

training results

gives them energy afaik

[ionic crystal]

yep

[deft ore]

with low energy training fails

[granite forum]

mind is just every suit blind

[finite harbor]

how would I take off a joker to rest them 😭

[granite forum]

the fire is easier wall

[deft ore]

its just time

gains energy over time

[granite forum]

that's it

[finite harbor]

ohh

makes sense

[thorny dust]

every blind is a timeloop blind where it sends you back to ante 1 upon completion allowing you to go through the second ante but the next boss blind loops this cycle again and makes the ante 1 boss blind loops once more

[ionic crystal]

i intended for parasol, roof, sword, and mind to be sorta like parallels to the suit blinds anyway

[buoyant kestrel]

^2 Blind Size after 8 antes
Win ante is 16
When you would normally lose, instead go back 1 ante

[thorny dust]

peak

[neon urchin]

🔥

[thorny dust]

anyways whose coding it

[neon urchin]

un-making mistakes

[finite harbor]

🔥

[neon urchin]

no one 💔

[buoyant kestrel]

🆓

[thorny dust]

lmfao

[ionic crystal]

cant wait for someone to use terrifying seed science mid run to speedrun ts deck

[neon urchin]

i mean it is just re-doing the seed

and making blind bigger

seems do-able

idk lol, i dont code

[thorny dust]

also imagine a timer

[neon urchin]

no timer

[deft ore]

i don't imagine its too hard

[neon urchin]

maybe timer

[buoyant kestrel]

you could probably figure out the seed from what rng you get

[neon urchin]

idk

no timer

[thorny dust]

fastest completion of 8 ante

[buoyant kestrel]

and its home free from there

[thorny dust]

-10 days😭

[deft ore]

whenever you loop save the blind you won somewhere and start a new run then put that into G.GAME

[granite forum]

so purposefully sell the run getting down to negative -30 ante then go as far as you wnat

[deft ore]

looping higher than a completed blind resets the status of lower blinds

[thorny dust]

that's what i said

[granite forum]

you cannot lose

[buoyant kestrel]

negative ante would probably kill you lmfao

[neon urchin]

its not what they said tho..

[granite forum]

negative ante should not be a kill

[neon urchin]

'back to ante 1'

[buoyant kestrel]

buddy

[finite harbor]

TRUE

[granite forum]

i mean

[keen knoll]

the stars and time deck

[thorny dust]

the looping compounds each ante

[granite forum]

it should

[neon urchin]

george i dont like you

[buoyant kestrel]

you dying twice to ante 1 and 0

[granite forum]

but it's unbalanced either way

[buoyant kestrel]

if you get to -1 its a skill issue

[ionic crystal]

so true snomke

[buoyant kestrel]

and you need to die

[thorny dust]

you can

[granite forum]

win ante 0 die on 1

[thorny dust]

in vanilla

[buoyant kestrel]

i know i mean timetravel there

[deft ore]

whenever you loop a random joker gains knowledge of the loops and has a mental breakdown (all jokers of that kind are debuffed)

[granite forum]

-1 is possible in vanilla tho 🥺

[buoyant kestrel]

also in reality this would probably be limited to not be able to go past ante 1

[thorny dust]

yes

[deft ore]

if every joker is debuffed you lose

[buoyant kestrel]

unless you've actually seen ante 0 or -1

the lowest ante you've seen is the minimum

which defaults to 1

[ionic crystal]

if you are currently eating pringles you lose

[granite forum]

still just rack up a lot of money after getting high hand levels

[thorny dust]

now it would be cooler if the seed was different every single time lmfao

[deft ore]

actually consumables can also get knowledge of the loops

[granite forum]

in a good deck you could get high ante, sell all, loop for infinite money, then be fine

[deft ore]

also vouchers and booster packs

[granite forum]

used consumables?

hm

that's a lot

[deft ore]

no randomly

[granite forum]

not booster packs

[granite forum]

oh no

it should be jokers you own

[thorny dust]

resets money and deck btw (not hands tho)

[granite forum]

or consumable you used