⚙・modding-general

[fast egret]

neither lol

my pc is beefy asf

so thats why im asking lol

[somber solar]

Then I have no clue...

I don't really know what this log means ;-;

If it was a crash log

that's different.

[woven crag]

If it does crash its usually at the bottom

Of the lovely log

[buoyant kestrel]

theres no crash log because it didn't get to write it

[buoyant kestrel]

ate shit and died

[woven crag]

I see

[somber solar]

I finished the blinds!!! #1435623238100320448

[somber solar]

it's been a millennia

[gentle citrus]

still trying to figure out about card area issue.

[buoyant kestrel]

did i just see balastuck

[lavish jackal]

hi its me akai balatrostuck

i speak for the trees

[buoyant kestrel]

true and neo!!!

[quartz socket]

holy shit spamton?

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[eternal portal]

spamtor gspamtor

[gentle citrus]

I'm still stuggling.

[quartz socket]

good heavens

[quartz socket]

is that pearto?

hmmm

what have they done to her :0

[storm forum]

-# the minimize:

[gentle citrus]

...

[somber solar]

woah i love the cardboard joker art

[buoyant kestrel]

that was done by @honest zephyr

hope you don't mind the ping

i think there might be a way to mention without ping but i don't remember

[somber solar]

great work

just do @ name

[buoyant kestrel]

true...

[woven crag]

Start the message with @silent

[somber solar]

@woven crag

[quartz socket]

@woven crag

woah

[buoyant kestrel]

i saw that but it came out of geminis mouth and the other results didn't say anything about it so i ignored it

[woven crag]

I was already looking at the chat smh

I wouldnt get a ping anyway

[wanton rapids]

its a relatively new feature

[somber solar]

@somber solar

[quartz socket]

@quartz socket

[somber solar]

it still pinged me ?

[woven crag]

The message still becomes yellow and you get a notif icon

[quartz socket]

it pinged me :(

[woven crag]

But no sound

[somber solar]

oh

[quartz socket]

oh

so like

[hard plank]

i tried

[hard plank]

still will ping

it just won't send notifs

[round pilot]

this is just the song

[eternal portal]

is this like from pvz

[quartz socket]

I am going to kill

[buoyant kestrel]

damn

maximum pairs and you need a three oak thats crazy

[hard plank]

yea?

[magic brook]

oogy boogie

[wooden elk]

a ticking time bomb

[lavish jackal]

holy shit ennway

[wooden elk]

yeah thats me

[lavish jackal]

i really like your work on Calamity WotG

i had twisted garden on loop for like 3 weeks lmao

[wooden elk]

lmao thank u

[hard plank]

my mod

oops

[round pilot]

you have just made the song

[hard plank]

what

[hard plank]

wdym

[worn dagger]

Sounds like a well made hollow knight fan game song

[hard plank]

😭

are you fr

[round pilot]

you've just made the song

[hard plank]

wdym

[round pilot]

its the song

[eternal portal]

ok so this IS Graze The Roof from PvZ

[hard plank]

MARK ROBER

[eternal portal]

aikoyori

is this graze the roof or am i stupid

[hard plank]

try using google song search :>

[round pilot]

it song

[hard plank]

mark rober song

[round pilot]

song like carp-et

[quartz socket]

yay my first entropy win ^-^

[round pilot]

@rub- wait

[quartz socket]

ngl I didn't read the description for sticker sheet I just saw my funny flag and baught it :3

wait

i can't spell

[eternal portal]

🌞

[woven crag]

The tribe unlocked

[eternal portal]

oh and you fought Alabaster, really proud of making that one :)

[honest kestrel]

what does this do

[quartz socket]

that was actually really cool

[deft ore]

scaling values become big

[honest kestrel]

but how

it doesnt do anything with swashbuckler

[eternal portal]

i actually made most of the Entropy Showdowns to some degree

[quartz socket]

I didn't really get to experience it since I mean I had two pair at like level 9, with two base ascention levels and like 40 mult on sticker sheet so I did beat it in one hand

[quartz socket]

:0

however it was really cool having to actually think before selecting my cards

[eternal portal]

Alabaster Anchor, Citrine Comet, Burgundy Barracuda, Diamond Dawn, Olive Orchard

all are my sprites and effects

Scarlet Sun is the exception, that was just ruby

[woven crag]

Swashbuckler isnt scaling though

[honest kestrel]

what is scaling

[eternal portal]

i also came up with the Secret giga showdown who you will encouter eventually

[woven crag]

It just takes an existing number

[woven crag]

When a joker changes its own values

[quartz socket]

the wha

[woven crag]

Generally

[eternal portal]

and came up with names and effects of alt path showdowns

[honest kestrel]

like red like red card?

[woven crag]

Yeah

Or square joker or castle

And the like

[honest kestrel]

ahhh

[eternal portal]

Pristine Pandora, Condemned Cassandra, Limitless Labyrinth, Callous Chorus, and Sorrowful Styx

[deft ore]

swashbuckler is scaled

[honest kestrel]

popcorn?

[eternal portal]

🌞

[deft ore]

scaling but bad

[woven crag]

Popcorn too

It dies extra fast with scalae

popcorn
looks inside
-3.59e11 mult at the end of round

[eternal portal]

if you like thinking before picking cards, you're gonna LOVE the final boss

[quartz socket]

0.o

[honest kestrel]

you sure castle works w this?

i just bought castle and it didnt scale it at all

[woven crag]

It might be broken

But it should

[quartz socket]

oh my god 🥹

[woven crag]

I recall there being something broken about castle with scaling manipulation

Also scalae is very janky so it might not even work at all tbh

Thats happened before

[eternal portal]

if you want a spoiler the final boss is || around 20 antes || ||into endless mode||

[quartz socket]

anyways im gonna try and figure out which mod was crashing it

[quartz socket]

I wont read it teehee

[eternal portal]

!!

its so jolly seeing people enjoy your work

[nocturne hare]

Give Gifts To 7 billion people

i-... what?

dont joke abt stuff like this,

??is this real...?

i- i cant deal with this right now... im sorry.

mods i hope u cn delete that msg 😭

[wind panther]

hey undyne what does shayy think the age of consent should be /ref

[quartz socket]

oh no

[woven orchid]

What

[nocturne hare]

oh ok

[hollow bone]

Hey, is there a mod that makes it so rare hands are actually worth it? Cause currently hands like straight flush, royal flush, five of a kinds, flush five are always too underleveled by the time you are able to conistently get them that they are a downgraded version basically. Specially secret hands that can't even be leveled up until you get them

[quartz socket]

I already did it 😡

[hard plank]

https://fixvx.com/slicedlime/status/1995886660417192442

slicedlime 💙💛 (@slicedlime)

↪️ Replying to @slicedlime

Details for Java Edition specifically, for anyone who needs them (hi modders!)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 4:03 PM

[quartz socket]

what the hell how is your name that font

[somber solar]

im bored so im gonna make a utility library thingy

[hard plank]

hi

[somber solar]

-# any ideas ? as in random helper/util functions?

[hard plank]

please get my mod and play it i promise i won't make it mid anymore

[somber solar]

vro what

[hard plank]

oops

[rain orbit]

7²

[somber solar]

bocchi art is fire

[quartz socket]

that show sounds stupid

[quartz socket]

i hate the character designs

[quartz socket]

what

why would you do this

[somber solar]

😭?

[nocturne hare]

my toy

[quartz socket]

no

[nocturne hare]

yes

[quartz socket]

no

please

[nocturne hare]

yall like my toy

?

[quartz socket]

no

[nocturne hare]

its okay

[somber solar]

You're mistaken. It is undoubtedly an amazing series.

🤓☝️

[nocturne hare]

😭

[somber solar]

are you 4 🥀

[nocturne hare]

im autistic

[quartz socket]

bocchi more like stupid

[somber solar]

bocchi more like peak

[nocturne hare]

anyways

[quartz socket]

no the characters are stupid

i know someone with a bocchi pfp and they're so annoying

[somber solar]

no the characters are peak

[somber solar]

nah that's crazy

[nocturne hare]

i like my toy

[somber solar]

I bet it's Nijika Ijichi

[quartz socket]

what?

no that's me

[nocturne hare]

repost because people dont appreciate my work.

[quartz socket]

it was bocchi herself

[quartz socket]

please don't ❤️

[quartz socket]

no

[nocturne hare]

my toy

[quartz socket]

please stop

[nocturne hare]

his name is

flynn

[quartz socket]

you're scaring me :(

[nocturne hare]

my very cute toy

red toy

[woven crag]

Death

[formal wedge]

this is from r*ddit

[woven crag]

No

[nocturne hare]

baka

[woven crag]

Become funny

[nocturne hare]

boi/

;-------;

[quartz socket]

boiiii that's so tuff 😎🫱 🔥🔥💯

[nocturne hare]

bowser fart gif

[woven crag]

Pac man fart gif

[quartz socket]

I love that gif

i havent seen that

[nocturne hare]

i cant send gifs send help

[honest zephyr]

hi hello hi

[quartz socket]

yeah no-one can here

[woven crag]

@ metherul

[quartz socket]

except some peopel

[woven crag]

You cant send tenor links like in the gif search

[nocturne hare]

im sorry

[woven crag]

But you can upload them

As files

Also what

[quartz socket]

oh yeah bowser fart gif is a real gif

[nocturne hare]

my video

[nocturne hare]

brappp

[quartz socket]

how did you do that with your username

😡

[somber solar]

@rain orbit 's name?

[formal wedge]

pay

[quartz socket]

why did you ping her 😭

[somber solar]

I didn't

i used @ silent

[quartz socket]

that still pings them twin

[formal wedge]

why did you ping me

[quartz socket]

🔥

[somber solar]

it doesn't make a sound tho

[somber solar]

wait-

😭??

[formal wedge]

😡

[zinc flare]

Nitro?

[somber solar]

wait no i didn't ping you

[rain orbit]

Since when was I a girl

[formal wedge]

now you have pinged me twice 😡😡🎾😡

[quartz socket]

bro you have your pronouns as Flush/Fives I just guessed

[wind panther]

chat is there

[somber solar]

what?

[rain orbit]

Because I am flush fives 🔥

[wind panther]

is there a "1 in 10000 chance for withered foxy jumpscare every frame" mod for balatro yet

[quartz socket]

oh ok twin

[woven crag]

Yes actually

[formal wedge]

if you rearrange the letters in flush/fives you get she/flufivs

[rain orbit]

Fuck

[woven crag]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1402599821902348319

[buoyant kestrel]

@ real

[somber solar]

but i didn't do any @ silent's ;-;

[woven crag]

Okay

[somber solar]

replying doesn't count

[woven crag]

But reply ping

[somber solar]

truts

[buoyant kestrel]

@formal wedge

[somber solar]

trust

[formal wedge]

i will not truts you 😡

[zinc flare]

._.

[formal wedge]

you will become lava

[quartz socket]

will I?

[woven crag]

@loud

[somber solar]

@nuclear_loudness

[zinc flare]

I’m just going to go back to coding balatro malware and leave this conversation

[formal wedge]

no you turned off the option to ping who you are replying to, thus not pinging me, and so you will be spared

[quartz socket]

yay ^-^

[quartz socket]

i got jimbo plush for my birthday :3

[rain orbit]

I drink black coffee with only sugar in it

(I am better than everyone here)

[rain orbit]

There is no r in any word aside from mirror

You thought you would get me

[quartz socket]

thats half of m

[rain orbit]

Oh

[quartz socket]

rri

[formal wedge]

the m was shaved

[rain orbit]

I may have outsmarted you but you outsmarted my outsmarting

[zinc flare]

rrı

[formal wedge]

maybe there are too many words

[rain orbit]

Maybe

[nocturne hare]

me probably

[keen knoll]

hey guys do you prefer the (currently +0 mult) syntax or the +0 mult, increases when x syntax

[nocturne hare]

happy early birthday

[keen knoll]

thanks ? its really early tho lol

[nocturne hare]

🌞 🌈

[hard plank]

yea wild cards do this

[rain orbit]

The what

[keen knoll]

popcorn syntax or standard syntax

[keen knoll]

yea

[buoyant kestrel]

ꙮ

symbol

[rain orbit]

What

[deft ore]

still stalking? less than worthless

[past lava]

dude

[formal wedge]

but the etymology 😡 it should be the ampersandor

[gentle citrus]

is this real on english?

if so then how come we don't have this letter?

[keen knoll]

its not

[quartz socket]

Its a character 🤓

[real trail]

This goes hard

[hard plank]

hi

[real trail]

Hi

[magic jungle]

jimbo virus

[zinc flare]

Yes

[real trail]

I recooked these four

Any thoughts?

[magic jungle]

is numnut supposed to be a good joker

or a detrimental joker

[quartz socket]

I think they mean +0.5x

[magic jungle]

because X0.5 mult would imply it HALVES mult

[real trail]

I did

I meant that

Thank you so much for catching that

[real trail]

Numnut is meant to be good

And somewhat balanced

[hard plank]

they should have never given me access to unlimited music but no music

[quartz socket]

I like it

[nocturne hare]

brappp

[real trail]

Unlimited music but no music is just Google music lan

[real trail]

Yayaya!!!!

[hard plank]

@quartz socket you shoukd play my mod trust

[quartz socket]

Only if it’s the skibidi toilet 67 fein mod 🤣

[hard plank]

im sorry my mod doesn't have that

it has nijika tho

[quartz socket]

More like nikikass 🤣

[hard plank]

😭

plea

[formal wedge]

bait or bait alternatives

is microscopium supposed to play all the level up animations in a row for 12 to 31 letter words

[rain orbit]

His penar gone 🥀

[formal wedge]

😨

[hard plank]

no???

[neon urchin]

xmult xmult wunker xmult wuker

[quartz socket]

kill 7 billion people

[neon urchin]

ayo what

[hard plank]

what

[neon urchin]

wh-why would you say that…..

[forest knoll]

it's impressive that #⚙・modding-general actually managed to get even worse than it was

[neon urchin]

theres nothing in ur bio…..

youd better be 💢 i bouta hit you again

[hard plank]

this chat is making me reconsider being here

[neon urchin]

SMACK

what was that question mark for huh?

SMACK

[neon urchin]

[forest knoll]

get a room

[quartz socket]

I'm a minor

[neon urchin]

kill kyanny

[quartz socket]

that doesn't make it ok

yeah maybe don't tell a stranger to bend over that's kinda weird?

[neon urchin]

it is kinda weird….

we should hang him

[quartz socket]

I hate when people do this like I point out they did something and they just send a meme

[neon urchin]

we should hang you

[quartz socket]

you don't have any pronouns on your acconut so like

[neon urchin]

we should hang kyanny

[quartz socket]

yes

[neon urchin]

grab our pitch forks, we’re hanging kyanny

witch trial begins

lol we’re still killing you lol 😂 🤣 😂

[quartz socket]

thats not an apology twin

???

[neon urchin]

take that back. SMACK. take it back SMACK

[quartz socket]

I mean you told me to "bend over" that would make anyone uncomfortable but like you said "here's my apology" that literally isn't one that's saying that you're about to apologise

[full edge]

<@&1133519078540185692> I wish I knew more about what is going on here but I reckon it's good for someone to check in on it

[quartz socket]

yeah I would too

[neon urchin]

i wont! SMACK

🔪

[quartz socket]

also uh Kyannys status

[neon urchin]

more reason to kick his ahh 🤣

[quartz socket]

my status is a copypasta

[neon urchin]

it has more comedic value

[quartz socket]

and appropriate for the year

yours makes you look like a porn bot

especially since you don't have a profile

[neon urchin]

kill kyanny

[quartz socket]

twin what

[worn dagger]

Balatrue

[neon urchin]

kyanny’s partial lobotomy is showing

[worn dagger]

Based mods

[whole hatch]

hmm

[neon urchin]

oh shes gone

[quartz socket]

yay ^-^

[proper copper]

I zap

[neon urchin]

😁 🎉

[whole hatch]

wait let’s see who’s telling the truth

[worn dagger]

Publicly executing members that are EVIL

[forest knoll]

*she

[whole hatch]

Damn it you got there before me 💔

[proper copper]

i zap fast

[quartz socket]

Lolhappy909_lol more like Slowhappy909_slow

[visual kindle]

??????? what happened

[quartz socket]

some weirdo got banned

like really weird

[visual kindle]

like P Diddy level weird

[quartz socket]

kinda

[visual kindle]

dam 💀

[quartz socket]

they randomly replied to one of my messages telling me to bend over

I only do that for my friends like come on

[whole hatch]

Might as well replace the happy with sad atp 😞

[visual kindle]

only for the bros

[quartz socket]

and the girls

[visual kindle]

guys is it considered gay If I kiss my homies

[whole hatch]

remember that this is modding chat 😡😡😠😤😡😠😠😠🤬😠😤🙏🗣️❤️🔥😭🙏

[quartz socket]

nah

😰

[worn dagger]

Evil Lolhappy909_lol be like: Slowsad909_slow

[quartz socket]

more like the uhhhh stupid chat 🤣

[quartz socket]

Slowsad606_slow

[worn dagger]

“I ban good members ONLY”

[whole hatch]

you’re clearly forgetting the time I banned this person called KitkatJollyfuck

[quartz socket]

that means I'm safe yay

[quartz socket]

wha

😰

[hard plank]

vonnegut banned me,...

[quartz socket]

😔

[hard plank]

the scam bot was invisible.

[whole hatch]

Caught in the crossfire

[hard plank]

........

[whole hatch]

it’s a shame that balacord has been fighting this mod v. Bot war for so long… 😞

[visual kindle]

guys daily reminder to drink water

you need to drink 45 ML of water per KG of body weight

[whole hatch]

I drink WAY more than that dw

[visual kindle]

nice

[fickle elbow]

I aint drinking that much.

[quartz socket]

I had a dream that Localthunk spun a wheel with every members name and would ban the person who got picked and it was me so he made a channel for me where I could publicly plead to not be banned for a minute before he did ban me 😔

[worn dagger]

I think I got banned once on accident because I was sending this a little too much and made the mods think I was a bot (my guess atleast)

[quartz socket]

how the FUCK am I gonna drink 22.5ml of water??

[neon urchin]

i had a dream i am a dog 🐶

[quartz socket]

lukcy

[neon urchin]

yeah

[whole hatch]

you know those scenarios where you realize this exact moment played out in a dream you had 3 years ago?

[quartz socket]

wha

[hard plank]

sorry

[neon urchin]

i dont forgive u

[quartz socket]

actually that would be really funny

[hard plank]

idc

[quartz socket]

@lcoaltuhnk do tihs!!1!

[neon urchin]

pay me upfront for a proper apology , $500

[whole hatch]

coalthunk

He’s santa

[hard plank]

idc...

[quartz socket]

what the shit

[neon urchin]

💢 you’ll pay…

[worn dagger]

Pay me first b.

I need my money.

[quartz socket]

no response...

eyes turn red like demon and bears fangs

[worn dagger]

I lended you those 25$ 4 months ago and you still haven’t given me it back. And the interest is about 200$ now

[fickle elbow]

Should be $2,000...

[worn dagger]

(THIS IS A JOKE FOR THE RECORD)

[quartz socket]

no it isn't

[worn dagger]

(I NEVER GAVE THEM MONEY THEY DON’T OWE ME ANYTHING)

[fickle elbow]

Interest on the nothing you gave them

[quartz socket]

Kamilarmenia says hi

[whole hatch]

tell them I said hello

are they here?

[quartz socket]

i'm not sure

no

[quartz socket]

done <3

[neon urchin]

can u tell them i said hi too

they know me

[quartz socket]

woah

ok

[quartz socket]

someone else in the server I sent that in asked if you've played persona 5 royal, or Yakuza

@jolly lintel hiiiii

[jolly lintel]

Yo hi she forced me to join

[quartz socket]

:3

[woven crag]

cinema

[jolly lintel]

So uhh

[neon urchin]

hi

[quartz socket]

biggest crossover in history

[jolly lintel]

I guess yall are balatroing here

[woven crag]

balala joker poker

[neon urchin]

we are all cannibals here btw

we eat people

[quartz socket]

bro hasn't even played balatro 🤣

[woven crag]

what

[jolly lintel]

Shut up

[neon urchin]

its true

[woven crag]

???

[jolly lintel]

I fight right in

[woven crag]

????????????????

[neon urchin]

❤️

[dense egret]

youre talking for yourself

[quartz socket]

balatrue

[dense egret]

there are no we 😭

[jolly lintel]

Hell yes

[rustic helm]

balasupertrue

[neon urchin]

its ok, we can let him know

[jolly lintel]

This is a damn based place

[woven crag]

HUHH~1

[dense egret]

want some mods?

[jolly lintel]

As the certified Kamilarmenia i approve the balatro server

[quartz socket]

he doesn't even have balatro 💀

[jolly lintel]

I dont have balatro but dont tell anyone

[quartz socket]

mods ban him 😡

[woven crag]

risk of rain 2

play it

[jolly lintel]

I was forced to join here

[dense egret]

is there a mod for bossrush? (the only one i played was in the monoliths)

[woven crag]

the what now

what monoliths

[dense egret]

nature/void

[quartz socket]

hey guys is there a balatro jenny mod?

[woven crag]

😨

[dense egret]

idk i grab that mod from r2modman

[dense egret]

yea some

[dense egret]

[woven crag]

i mean theres just a mod called boss rush that exists

if thats what you mean

[woven crag]

Nursery Reaction

[jolly lintel]

Damn KitKat has like 800 messages here i gotta catch up on the lore

[quartz socket]

Already??

[dense egret]

2 3 {2, 3}

[woven crag]

what

[jolly lintel]

WAIT YOU JOINED LIKE FEW DAYS AGO WTH

[quartz socket]

teehee

[woven crag]

wait when did i get fucking

30k messages

💀

[jolly lintel]

YOU WHAT

[woven crag]

i mean to be fair

its been almost a year

[quartz socket]

balatro is just that good

ALMOST

[woven crag]

since i joined this discord

[quartz socket]

twin

[wet vortex]

is there any auto reroll mod>

cuz rerolling takes a while

[woven crag]

no

[quartz socket]

kamilar has been in the other server we're in since 2023 and he only has 8k messages

[woven crag]

because

[wet vortex]

fs in the chat guys

[woven crag]

how would auto reroll work

[tardy sigil]

drew some crisps

[woven crag]

even

[jolly lintel]

That's still a lot eris

[woven crag]

:>

[wet vortex]

you reroll the shop until the joker you want pops out

[jolly lintel]

Not my name still

[dense egret]

if you mean the one pseudopulse made yea i play that, is there another one?

[woven crag]

are you by any chance doing a cryptid run with crustulum at the moment

[wet vortex]

no

[quartz socket]

🐫a

[woven crag]

i dont think so

[jolly lintel]

Okay guys this was a fun sidequest bye
change the world this is my final message

[woven crag]

naur

[quartz socket]

NOOOO

twin please don't leave us

[jolly lintel]

Why

[quartz socket]

uhhh

um

[jolly lintel]

Twin i dont even have balatro

[quartz socket]

poopoo 🤣

[woven crag]

for the bit

[quartz socket]

exactly

[jolly lintel]

Hmmmmm

But like

I bring no value here

[woven crag]

conversation is value though

[jolly lintel]

Also why the fuck is there geoguessr channel 😭

[woven crag]

i

dont know

[quartz socket]

good question

[woven crag]

it hasnt even been used for over half a year

idk why its still there

[jolly lintel]

So uh well

It was nice to meet ya fr

[keen knoll]

take a geoguess

[jolly lintel]

Keep balatroing balatroers or some shit idk what yall say

[quartz socket]

it was TERRIBLE to meet you 😡

[jolly lintel]

Idk

[jolly lintel]

SAME HERE

[quartz socket]

we say "im balatroing it i'm balatroing it"

[keen knoll]

correct

[jolly lintel]

Yay

Oh okay nvm i cant send gifs

[woven crag]

why is it always geoguessr

[jolly lintel]

No funny leave message then

Bye bye guys

[woven crag]

and not uhhh uhmmm idkguessr

[woven crag]

you can uploadthem

as file

troll~1

[quartz socket]

I've also been asked to ask if you play puyo puyo

[woven crag]

😭

[hard plank]

😭

[quartz socket]

😭

[hard plank]

can i get someone to at least play my mod or something

[jolly lintel]

Im gonna guess i shall react crying face to that

[lavish pike]

I play your mod

[keen knoll]

same

[quartz socket]

is it the skibidi fein 67 tralalero tralala mod?

[hard plank]

i need more...

[hard plank]

sorry i don't speak that language

[quartz socket]

then please don't waste my time ❤️

[hard plank]

i don't care

i WILL waste your time

[quartz socket]

what the fuck 😢

thats it

[jolly lintel]

What the fuck are you talking about

[hard plank]

in all fairness you play bloons so

[jolly lintel]

In all fairness you're in the absolute shithole jim's server is

[quartz socket]

What: I didn't say anything
I: Huh?
Huh: what?
What: I'm confused
Confused: No I am
No: You're what?
What: No I'm what!
No: Ok?
Ok: Yeah?
Skibiti toilet: fein fein fein 🤑 🔥

[lavish pike]

😭

[hard plank]

am i supposed to use instagram

[lavish pike]

Cant belive im not gud enough /j

Not GUD enough

[woven crag]

excuse me

[jolly lintel]

Stop

[woven crag]

i will consider it

did anything get added

since like idk how long ago

[quartz socket]

stop: yeah?
yeah: What?
What: Oh no not this again
no: don't include me

[woven crag]

outside of the stakes

[quartz socket]

don't: in what?

what: stay out of me!

me: how would you get in me?

how: What??? no!

[woven crag]

dies

Nursery Reaction

[keen knoll]

necromancy

[quartz socket]

what: did I say something?
Did I: ok?

[lavish pike]

Shut up or ill do very illegal things to ypu involving knifes

[woven crag]

ultra dies

[lavish pike]

/j

[quartz socket]

tralalero tralala: 67 🔥

[jolly lintel]

Im gonna destroy you when we come back to wordle

[keen knoll]

injects determination

[lavish pike]

Help me

[woven crag]

67

[lavish pike]

Nvm

Kill me

[woven crag]

okay anyway now i can explode because i have annoyed people

[keen knoll]

later

[buoyant kestrel]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[zinc flare]

Bye nerd

[quartz socket]

how did you type that tiny w in your username?

how 🤔

[real trail]

round w

[real trail]

itd a symbol

[quartz socket]

but how do I type ittt

[woven crag]

conjure it

with your mind

[keen knoll]

copy paste

[woven crag]

press copy paste with your mind

[real trail]

googke it with your mind

[lavish pike]

🔥

[keen knoll]

blorble

[dense egret]

[worn dagger]

@quartz socket

ω here u go

It’s not as small but it will work

⩊ actually @quartz socket I found the right one

@fair thistle bewarry I found your ⩊

[buoyant kestrel]

holy shit

[worn dagger]

What

I don’t watch bdfia

I don’t really know bdfi

[buoyant kestrel]

the episodes are at most like 40 minutes long

this is a whole hour

[dense egret]

2³

oh

[worn dagger]

2^^

[dense egret]

have numpad?

[worn dagger]

No

[buoyant kestrel]

2^5.91

[dense egret]

i thought you dont have ¹ ³ ² on pc

[worn dagger]

Teration (in an undertale voice when someone says determination)

[dense egret]

im on pc, i just found the ACSII code for them

[worn dagger]

Interesting

[honest zephyr]

when the discord memes youtube short puts you on some peak music https://youtu.be/GCW5pDY2PtA

[old blade]

Pekeo

[honest zephyr]

Seventh Heaven
If first hand of round is a singular 10, turn it into an Ace
-# /j

[keen gate]

hey gang what's the mod called that doc really likes? the one with the bazaar deck, echo deck, etc

okay thank you :-))

[buoyant kestrel]

lmao i made my first one ❤️

technically

does it count if its my own joker

[deft ore]

better than making the filler ortalabbed

[buoyant kestrel]

oh yeah its based on aces because wide joker (opposite of wee) triggers on aces

[lost inlet]

ortalab blurred joker

[deft ore]

sharpened joker

[lost inlet]

(the joke is blurred joker is an ortalab reference already)

[buoyant kestrel]

distinct joker

[lost inlet]

it says virtue on it

[lost inlet]

oh lmao

[neon urchin]

hey guys - OW FUCJ, I STEPPED ON A NAIL

WHO PUT THIS NAIL HERE

HERE

ITS IN MY SOLES

HELP

IT HURTS

WHO DID THIS

[deft ore]

damn

[neon urchin]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS, IM BLEEDING

OW

FUCKHJ

[deft ore]

i didnt

[neon urchin]

ITS RUSTY TOO

WTF

WHY

[neon urchin]

DONT LIE TO ME….

lifts up my feet. IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT

[buoyant kestrel]

:blunder:

[neon urchin]

THE NAIL HAS YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT

[buoyant kestrel]

fuck

[neon urchin]

IT HURTS, YOURE EVIL MAN

[buoyant kestrel]

time for daily vencord sacrifice

[neon urchin]

I NEED THE HOSPITA-

freezes up and dies from tetanus

[fickle elbow]

How do you write a name on a nail, and how would you read it.

[neon urchin]

(they had it taped on the head)

(why would they tape their name on? … i would never know)

[honest zephyr]

yeah can i get the Sorta Like A Big Mac But Not Really

[neon urchin]

(this wendys has nails on the floor! i would call a manager if i werent dead from tetanus)

[fickle elbow]

It'd usually be taped on a bag of nails

[buoyant kestrel]

wendys is good because i can't taste the employee meat

[neon urchin]

(wendys SUCKS. they put nails on the floor for people to step on and die. i would not recommend)

(taste employee meat 🤣)

[buoyant kestrel]

evil gang

evil gang

evil gang

[neon urchin]

(freaky gang)

[buoyant kestrel]

get out of undertale metanarration mode

[neon urchin]

(can someone try to revive me, im still dead from tetanus, i look like a mummy)

[fickle elbow]

No

[neon urchin]

(this is the text of your own thoughts. i am a haunting ghost now)

(ooooooooooh 👻)

(OW, jamirror, WHY DID YOU JUST KICK MY DEAD TORSO. IM DEAD)

(this is humiliating!! OW, JAMIRROR, STOP. STOP KICKING ME)

(IM DEAD)

[buoyant kestrel]

stop being meta you nerd

then i'll stop

[neon urchin]

(OW OW OW)

OKAY OKAY

IM NOT DRAD

DEAD

STOP

IM SORRY

[fickle elbow]

Drad

[buoyant kestrel]

beat the plot into submission ❤️

[neon urchin]

I ACTUALLY DO NEED A HOSPITAL NOW THo, my head is bleeding

[neon orchid]

Dude has NOT seen modded baba is you levels

[buoyant kestrel]

❌

i binged that shit

[neon orchid]

Silence.

I’m forcing it into reality that you haven’t seen them

[buoyant kestrel]

fucking reality benders man

[neon urchin]

ja mirror

ja ja ja ja ja ja

[fickle elbow]

Ja Mir Ror

[neon urchin]

ja mi rror

[buoyant kestrel]

ow

[limber oak]

sprout walks in

whar

wrong toon buddy

[umbral pilot]

you got tetanus? man that sucks im sorry

did you get the jaw issues from it?

nightmare situation

[wispy canopy]

what the hell

i don't really use github so what exactly does it mean when someone clones my repo

[neon urchin]

yeah i cant talk much anymore so i have to type instead

[idle iris]

they ran git clone

[umbral pilot]

I hear getting frostbite in your fingers can help with that

[wispy canopy]

why would 75 people run git clone in one day

or actually no

why would 38 people run git clone in one day

[neon urchin]

oh ok, i’ll try to put my hand in some cold water, thanks

[wispy canopy]

does the mod manager happen to use git clone?

[buoyant kestrel]

bmm does pull from latest commit

so i wouldn't be surprised if it affected this graph

[wispy canopy]

interesting

that makes sense because a streamer played my mod yesterday

[neon urchin]

my hands are cold

[sudden fjord]

bad news

shes defrosting

[forest knoll]

she defrosted 4 days ago

[neon orchid]

I can heat you up (if you don’t mind 98 degree (f) temperatures)

[past lava]

i'm mold!

huh

[neon urchin]

purple mold STD

[past lava]

❓

[neon urchin]

STD , silly tall deer

im sold

[past lava]

i fold

[neon urchin]

im globe

[past lava]

i'm gold

[neon orchid]

Isn’t that a game company brand or something that was featured on the avgn

[neon urchin]

i just made it up

ugggh , non of you are as creative as me

[neon orchid]

Silence.

[neon urchin]

😶

[neon orchid]

Thank you

[rugged oracle]

How much more should I upgrade the "Realty Sign"?

[honest zephyr]

what the fuck is up with your background

[cinder forge]

Hello

I need some help

Uh

That's not my question

[buoyant kestrel]

you shouldn't even have that lmfao

[cinder forge]

Where do I find that cryptid version

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm not telling you

besides you should be able to find it yourself

[cinder forge]

Man🫩

[deft ore]

entropy isnt almanac level

its like. semi-balanced

[cinder forge]

I'm not trying to be a dick, I don't even follow drama that much

I've been troubleshooting forever

[deft ore]

fun is subjective but the busted bit is. nowhere near as much as even cryptid

[past lava]

mayhem is a PERFECT example for an almanac level mod

[deft ore]

let alone almanac

[cinder forge]

Is yahimod good?

[deft ore]

yes

[cinder forge]

Aight

[deft ore]

its best standalone

[tardy sigil]

from my brief research, that cryptid version was hosted in their discord but that discord is now gone

[honest zephyr]

Outburst
If final hand doesn't beat the blind, draws cards until you're 1 over your hand size and plays all cards held in hand
Self destructs afterwards

what if it didn't self destruct

[cinder forge]

Fuck

Also

Yahimod acting funky

[honest zephyr]

checked the modded balatro wiki page for cryptid and pfft

[glass breach]

i know this is probably asked alot, but what're some good mods to start out with, im kinda new to modding and looking for something simple to start off with 🧡

[cinder forge]

Holy shit Hi Kobeni

Uh

Cryptid is a good start

[glass breach]

i am kobeni, find my devil contract

[glass breach]

thankyou

[cinder forge]

Uh

[cinder forge]

How about you

Bust a move

[cinder forge]

Peak

[buoyant kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTNN8MtY4Io

[neon urchin]

decaff coffee is NOT coffee

if you think decaff coffee is coffee i have your dog hostage

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah its decaff coffee

red_check_mark

[neon urchin]

your dog is crying

[worn dagger]

Give me my money

[neon urchin]

wait thats not how it works

you give me your money and i dont spread butter on your dog

[worn dagger]

I don’t have a dog

Dumbass

[neon urchin]

you have a dog now

[tepid nest]

dog would eat the butter

[neon urchin]

its about to be your dog

[worn dagger]

Take it

I’m allergic

[neon urchin]

lol im giving you the dog lol

you have a dog now

its ur responsibility

its 20 years old and has every disease

[worn dagger]

Ok I’ll give it to an animal shelter

[neon urchin]

you monster

[worn dagger]

I’m a bitch witch

[neon urchin]

they confessed! burn em

[worn dagger]

Plus you still owe me the 200$ from when I gave you those 25$

[neon urchin]

bc im awesome

[rain orbit]

Depends on if you want a whole different experience or if you want some slight changes to start out on

[glass breach]

im playing cryptid rn and having alot of fun

[rain orbit]

o

[glass breach]

so probably stuff like that

[rain orbit]

Try hot potato and card sleeves

[honest zephyr]

jolly fellow

[rain orbit]

Hot potato isn't cryptid on crack in terms of sheer numbers but it is really expansive

Ortalab is like balatro but backwards as it calls itself

[neon urchin]

they asked for a face lift during plastic surgery, so their face got lifted

[rain orbit]

Card sleeves is like playing 2 decks at once

[glass breach]

that would probably make me cry, but sounds interesting

[rain orbit]

Except with the normal number of cards

[rain orbit]

No it just means you can pick the effect of another deck to go along with whatever you chose

[glass breach]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cool

[rain orbit]

Like if you have blue deck red sleeve it'd do both +1 hand and +1 discard

You can play both plasma and anaglyph at once

Some mod decks are also compatible

[glass breach]

playing infinity deck on cryptid rn, its so fun lol

[glass breach]

awesomes

[rain orbit]

I'm also wanting to make an expansion mod but I don't have the individual skills

So L for me

[buoyant kestrel]

chomp

[neon urchin]

OW

[buoyant kestrel]

.ogg

[neon urchin]

whyd you bite me

feral dog.,.,

[neon urchin]

i have like rabies now or smt

[neon urchin]

OW

[rain orbit]

Or... smt???!?!?!?!?!?!?

[neon urchin]

nah it was just rabies

i wanna bite someone now..

[neon urchin]

chomp

[rain orbit]

You missed the reference

[neon urchin]

u have rabies now

u know the rules, bite someone

[rain orbit]

Nuh uh

[neon urchin]

nono, go bite someone

[neon urchin]

GO BITE SOMEONE chomp

there, you have twice the rabies now

[buoyant kestrel]

tetrated rabies

^^2 Rabies

[neon urchin]

thats alot of rabies

chomp

rabies for everyone

free rabies

😨

[past lava]

DIES

[neon urchin]

not before i -

CHOMP

[past lava]

DIES^2

[neon urchin]

[past lava]

huh

[neon urchin]

sob pog

its a sympton of rabies

i think its like when your heart bursts or something

i think i feel it

oh here it comes

[dense egret]

[dense egret]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

no

[neon urchin]

ok

[buoyant kestrel]

i thought the react was jorking it

[neon urchin]

normal pregnant woman i guess

[neon urchin]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[dense egret]

neither

[neon urchin]

you can preggy male me but i cam preggy woman you?

what has this woke world become

its too woke, and i want to sleep

[past lava]

i thought the same thing

[neon urchin]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

its punching pregnant women, not jorking it, its not the same thing,.!

it sounds worse when typed

[buoyant kestrel]

I LOVE VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neon urchin]

yeah

wait

[buoyant kestrel]

troll~3

[neon urchin]

take it or double it rabies ver

[dense egret]

a lot

[buoyant kestrel]

PLEASE I HAVE SO MUCH RABIES YOU NEED TO TAKE IT

"double it and give it to the next person"

[patent coyote]

I recently played multiplayer with my friends and got inspired by the pain of Indigo Deck so I made a better one (in our opinion, also texture WIP) (idk if this is a place to post this, just wanted to showcase my first mod :D)

[buoyant kestrel]

why wouldn't it be you made a deck

hell modding-chat doesn't even talk about modding a lot of the time

[humble rampart]

¾ths of the time really