⚙・modding-general

[olive hamlet]

Noughts and crosses suit
Xchips and Xmult respectively

[dusty token]

what was i doing

[dense egret]

selecting the mod

[dapper helm]

this is what all code looks like to me

[dreamy abyss]

we do need more special suits that do wacky shit on their own

[winged prism]

Okay actually this is why I'm here

[dapper helm]

whats with the last bit

who is marcus

[neon urchin]

i hate marcus

he took my wife and kids

[winged prism]

I forgot that I can't send gifs

[winged prism]

She

[dapper helm]

oh reverse 1999

[winged prism]

I think we kinda talk about different people

[neon urchin]

nono, its the same marcus

[dapper helm]

the mod thing looks cool btw i'm interesting in where its going

[neon urchin]

my wife and marcus are a epic lesbian couple now

[winged prism]

Yaya I'm making a clanky API based on the tuning system

[hard plank]

do you use she pronouns

[dapper helm]

but also are you gonna have a regulus thing

who

[winged prism]

What Regulus thing

Like

[hard plank]

pvz is such a good game

[thorny dust]

im bored

[neon urchin]

hi bored

[thorny dust]

pvz fell off

[winged prism]

The Regulus herself or what

[neon urchin]

pvz 2 is great bc i like micro transactions

[thorny dust]

😭

[dapper helm]

a joker or whatever you call this new feature or just about any reference to her, shes the only character i care about from that game

[neon urchin]

shes so fine

[winged prism]

Aaah I don't really work on the Balatro: 1999 anymore, might return to it but the tuning API thing is separate

[neon urchin]

i liked 1999 for its gambling but not for the yap

i fall asleep to the lore

[dapper helm]

wait theres a whole mod for that

[winged prism]

Yeah but it's a messsss

[neon urchin]

me when im toilet

[dapper helm]

i never tried it cause i was bored of gacha games but if i had to pick one to play i might choose that just for regulus

[winged prism]

Heavily recommeding

[neon urchin]

i havent played in a while. but every gacha has power creep. u ought change ur fav waifu every two weeks

[winged prism]

The story is awesome

[dapper helm]

thats true and part of why i got bored

i want just 1 cool character

[winged prism]

Endgame kinda only matters in the endgame game modes (they won't make new chapters harder like ever 😭 )

Fuck what did I say

Power creep only matters in endgame

[neon urchin]

my cat doesnt meow, he howls like a wolf because he has that dog in him. he could look at me in my eyes as he poops on my bed bc i was in the bathroom for too long doom scrolling

[frigid mica]

Sometimes I could never speak.

Because the next thing I’m about to say might hurl me off a mountain.

Y’know what I mean?

Everything a landmine, people will judge you left and right, you ain’t got a single clue.

[rain orbit]

I keep forgetting how anxious I am about people being interested in my stuff until I post things

[rain orbit]

It's been barely an hour

[hard plank]

i will add cross mod ability

[frigid mica]

I might do the wrong thing, I might do the right thing, who knows? This applies to everybody so everybody is affected by each other’s actions too.

It keeps me up at night, what if people bring up shit I did in the past and I have no other arguments besides “that was the old me, I ain’t into that shit no more”?

[dense egret]

did you learn something about conding?

coding*

[eternal portal]

hop on clamcord

[frigid mica]

Me?

[dense egret]

yea

the last time we talked you were learning lenguages besides html and css

languages

[neon urchin]

YEAH. i should be able to say anything anywhere!

[frigid mica]

Well, one of the only things I learned about coding, and this applies to every single art form, is that you suck at first, but you have to try and try again so that you can get it right.

[neon urchin]

i eat dry rice with milk because its like cereal but natural

[dense egret]

I told you

[neon urchin]

like cooked rice but the rice is stale

[dense egret]

what

[neon urchin]

its like good

its not bad even

no sugar, crunchy

[frigid mica]

Tbh, I’m just stealing lines straight from vremade

[dense egret]

@leaden vector your opinion on this?

[dense egret]

who doesnt xd

[neon urchin]

bro i eat rice with milk, they shower with rice.. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. they are disgusting

[leaden vector]

Bro I'm literally taking a shit, and my shit is pitch black

[dense egret]

RICE HAVE ALMIDON

[leaden vector]

I could not care less

[neon urchin]

lol

[rain orbit]

Shit be well done

[leaden vector]

Side effect of iron tablets

[frigid mica]

Nah bro, yous one of them, you also gonna judge me at some point and you don’t know it yet.

[neon urchin]

it’s definitely bc u shower with rice

[dense egret]

dude making oil

[neon urchin]

bitumen shit

[rain orbit]

Is that directed at people in general or just them

[dense egret]

when will you release your mod?

[frigid mica]

When I finish everything

[dense egret]

wait bitumen is real?

[frigid mica]

It is out tho as alpha

[neon urchin]

no its fake. (????)

[frigid mica]

Everybody

I’m scared of everybody

[leaden vector]

That honestly sounds fine

[neon urchin]

BOO

haha got u

[dense egret]

idk i download a bunch of mods for mc the other day and bitumen was there

[neon urchin]

ikr

[thorny dust]

bored

[frigid mica]

😟

[thorny dust]

anyone wanna do 1v1 aikoshin

[neon urchin]

some deserts are like that too

i just eat it unrefined

[leaden vector]

I eat creamed rice, so it's not that crazy

[frigid mica]

I’m gonna die soon, idk when, just that it’s soon

And not today nor tomorrow

I mean that life is short

[neon urchin]

ok thats depressing

[rain orbit]

Unless it's a harmful action that has no reasonable nor understandable cause to happen I don't judge, I'm not a normie as corny as that sounds

[leaden vector]

To what comparison do we hold to make that assumption

[hard plank]

😭

[frigid mica]

I’m gonna turn the left card into the right card

[neon urchin]

what if there was a card effect that retriggered itself infinitely

[leaden vector]

We all say life is short, yet it's the longest thing we'll individually do

[neon urchin]

i think tgats a good idea

[leaden vector]

the humble while True

[woven orchid]

do you liky my edition guys

[neon urchin]

its very ourple

[frigid mica]

The only reason why I’m afraid of dying is because it means I won’t be able to talk to everybody anymore.

[rain orbit]

Either way being judged for something isn't the end of the world

[daring sluice]

10/10

[rain orbit]

Unless there's a prick in the midst people will just move on eventually

If not at least everyone but that prick

[neon urchin]

im a prick!!

[rain orbit]

You're a brick

[neon urchin]

FUCK u…

[leaden vector]

That's a rational fear

And I can completely understand why you're scared of that

[neon urchin]

if i could life forever i would play balatro probably

[leaden vector]

But, don't dawn on the thought of an end, as it taints the time you have here

[hard plank]

no

i have crystalised sticker

[leaden vector]

Enjoy what time you have

[neon urchin]

[leaden vector]

Exactly

[woven orchid]

among us

[frigid mica]

Amagos

[leaden vector]

Even on weekdays, try to enjoy them to the extent that you can

[neon urchin]

no one is free 🫠

[leaden vector]

philosophy

[frigid mica]

Before I go somewhere, lily, if you were a secret joker with a super cool rarity that makes you super powerful, what would your ability be?

[woven orchid]

wuh

me

[frigid mica]

I’m turning some of the modding community into jokers

[neon urchin]

everyone is limited by needs and whatnot.

[leaden vector]

We're free to an extent

[rain orbit]

I would crash the game by stopping all code from working

[woven orchid]

something with scored 9s or scaling with owned jokers; those are my main tropes; do what you please beyond there

[neon urchin]

hnnng

[leaden vector]

all this thought stopped me from disassociation

curse you all

[neon urchin]

i need u as a plushie too

[hard plank]

what's up lily

[woven orchid]

whats up aiko

did you get that big mac

[neon urchin]

whats up you two

[hard plank]

no

this is why I'm scared of lily

she wants me to eat a big mac

[frigid mica]

Y’all, and I really mean “y’all”, have to think real hard

[hard plank]

the worst part is that it's big mac with no sauce

[rain orbit]

Spongeboy me bob
Never eat arby's

[leaden vector]

horrifying

[frigid mica]

I don’t wanna read suggestions in this channel, so I’m gonna ask whoever wants to submit some suggestions to send it to my mod forum

[neon urchin]

awesome

[daring sluice]

teacher think im paying attention im really eating the mac

[woven orchid]

you do NOT know it llike that

[frigid mica]

Your joker ability is simple because your oc is simple minded

[neon urchin]

+0 chips

[leaden vector]

PEAK

[rain orbit]

I would be like chicot except instead of debuffing boss blinds I would debuff the entire game's code and the game would crash because I fucking hate coding

[frigid mica]

(Imagine if I made a busted buffoons server and it only contains 1 channel)

[leaden vector]

guys

i miss

[neon urchin]

i dont code either!!

[leaden vector]

my

girlfriend

[neon urchin]

💔

[leaden vector]

i AM doctor eggman

[raw shuttle]

what's the easiest way yall think i can make legendries spawn in shop as normal jokers ? but make them rare so it's not too op

[neon urchin]

and hes gnna pee on the moon!

thats right

[frigid mica]

Double the price of legendary jokers

[rain orbit]

Utilize the spawn rate

[leaden vector]

he took his quirly little dick out

[rain orbit]

[neon urchin]

uhm add what? the pee?

[leaden vector]

wind master

[frigid mica]

Add to pool, like item pool or something

[limpid lake]

no there's already a P in pool

[neon urchin]

thats … true….

[leaden vector]

h

a

[frigid mica]

Ok guys I’m out

[leaden vector]

bye firstTry

[frigid mica]

I’m not dead, remember that

[neon urchin]

bye bye

[leaden vector]

i would hope :>

[neon urchin]

[neon urchin]

would the correct phrase be ‘i would hope’ or ‘i would hope not’?

i never get it right

[blissful mango]

if you wanted to see my jokers clearly

[neon urchin]

thats awesome

[rain orbit]

Those mean 2 different things

[neon urchin]

no way

[leaden vector]

oh yeah

uhh

idk

[limpid lake]

i would hope that even if you don't know the difference, you can learn it through various ways

[neon urchin]

wow

[limpid lake]

:v

[neon urchin]

thanks mys minty

[stable birch]

Y’all is there any tutorial to mod balatro on Linux since Linux is way different then windows I usually daily

[leaden vector]

i think #💻・modding-dev would be more helpful for that

[dusty token]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/wiki/Installing-Steamodded-linux

[stable birch]

Thanks nnois

[neon urchin]

its kinda like if someone asks ‘hey, do you mind if i __’. do i say ‘no’ as in i dont mind, or ‘yes’ as in yeah sure?

usually i say ‘yeah’, then ‘go ahead’ but still is confusing

FUCK english

normalize grunting like cavemen again

pure emotion

[stable birch]

And yea i can’t be assed….

[neon urchin]

i like ur cow bro

[leaden vector]

that is not that hard brochacho

[neon urchin]

stop!

[leaden vector]

huh

[neon urchin]

idk

[stable birch]

Yes but I don’t have balator in my steam directory

[sinful shard]

why is the 🐴 👀

[leaden vector]

oh yeah, that's fair then

[neon urchin]

rice shower mpregged me

[plush hound]

we do eht

[limpid lake]

step 1: download thing
step 2: put in place
step 3: download other thing
step 4: put in other place
step 5: type words in your steam thing

[sinful shard]

oh

[rain orbit]

Conventional modding is only really possible on steam copies iirc

[leaden vector]

i thought it'd be silly :3

[stable birch]

No it ain’t

[neon urchin]

lets take a look 👀

[rain orbit]

Oh

[hard plank]

how do i go outside as a gamer

[leaden vector]

VR

[rain orbit]

Apple vision pro

[neon urchin]

slang for weed is grass so if u smoke that cush u r touching grass

[sinful shard]

👀

[leaden vector]

devils lettuce, cush, grass, blunts

[neon urchin]

remove the eyes

make a face

[hard plank]

hop on aikoshen x entropy

[leaden vector]

marijuana

[neon urchin]

👀

[neon urchin]

i made a face guys

it has plump lips

[limpid lake]

aikoshentropy

[dusty token]

did you got to run balatro natively on linux?

[neon urchin]

entroshen

[hard plank]

Mauritania

[dusty token]

if you do, lovely has its build for linux. you can use that one and ld_preload it

[hard plank]

hi

[neon urchin]

hi

broo…

[rain orbit]

orb

[leaden vector]

rob

[neon urchin]

rbo

[stable birch]

Brooo……

Rob

[hard plank]

#1430922647339929771

[leaden vector]

i keep tweaking and forgetting your pfp is literally just toby fox

[neon urchin]

[neon urchin]

i only recognize toby if he was covered in 2 inches of soap foam

!!!

is that in hot pot

[plush hound]

yes

no

[neon urchin]

kill nxkoo

[plush hound]

what did i do

[leaden vector]

am i the only person that likes nxkoo

[neon urchin]

sorry i just wanted to kill u

its not u, its me

sorry

[sinful shard]

nxkoo dies

[neon urchin]

kill nxkoo

[plush hound]

why tho

[plush hound]

i am innconet

[leaden vector]

i think you're chill

[neon urchin]

im not 😈

🔪

[plush hound]

D:

[plush hound]

4 people from modding chat blocked me

[sinful shard]

🐴

[leaden vector]

neighhh

[plush hound]

nay

D:

[neon urchin]

this person gets it

[leaden vector]

severe beef

[neon urchin]

i like my beef raw

[plush hound]

big misunderstanding

they made their own circlejerk now

[thorny dust]

kill nxkoo fr

[plush hound]

what did i do

[neon urchin]

you like raw beef

[leaden vector]

WHY DO Y'ALL HATE NXKOO 💔

[sinful shard]

dude i'm sooo hungry

[leaden vector]

@thorny dust, i can see deleted messages

[neon urchin]

I DONT HATE NXKOO, I JUST WANT TO KILL NXKOO. ITS NOT THE SAME THING

[leaden vector]

🐴

[plush hound]

now that my main OC / persona is in my pfp, every Jokers that mention me has to be redrawn

[thorny dust]

well

pretend to be blind

[leaden vector]

sdijvihbzisidiufedsa

[neon urchin]

🐴:”…. how hungry…?”

[thorny dust]

i could eat a hors-

[sinful shard]

i could eat a horse

[thorny dust]

im copyright striking you

[sinful shard]

🐴👀

[limpid lake]

nxkoo is fine, i just enjoy murdering them. you know. regular stuff like that

[plush hound]

thanks minty

[thorny dust]

valid

[plush hound]

all of you should perish

[neon urchin]

when minty wants to kill nxkoo its fine but when i want to kill nxkoo im horrible..?!

[thorny dust]

nah im eternal

[dusty token]

too many niko

[plush hound]

i am the only one

olay my mod

[plush hound]

yes

[dusty token]

olay

[neon urchin]

okay

[thorny dust]

1 is too many existence for this world

[limpid lake]

in 5 rounds, as the prophecy (info queue) foretold

[thorny dust]

im eternal

can't perish

[plush hound]

unlike you, i set my compat to false

[thorny dust]

(can)

[neon urchin]

kill 7 billion nxkoo

[plush hound]

what the hay dude

[thorny dust]

x2 mult on that

[plush hound]

this is what happens if you give people hot potato

[thorny dust]

hotpot

[neon urchin]

ato

[plush hound]

exactly

[limpid lake]

when the tuber is heated, and so forth

[plush hound]

my mentions in that mod feels like Cryptid M

[dreamy abyss]

when the 0 is error

[neon urchin]

i hate when the 0 is error

ruins my afternoon

[limpid lake]

when the minty is silly (this is always) (we stay silly)

[leaden vector]

when the rice shower is anxious

[dusty token]

photochad looking strong

[neon urchin]

when the b is chuckling

[plush hound]

you dont need all of that bro

[thorny dust]

hot potato isn't good but like it just has so many shit going that you can make it useful in your runs lol

[dusty token]

i must money

[plush hound]

isn't good but useful

how do you call that

[thorny dust]

isn't like exactly a good mod yk

[leaden vector]

i'm 4 years old

you are the youngest person ever!

[thorny dust]

not bad

but not good

just meh

[leaden vector]

/ref

[neon urchin]

syfm

[thorny dust]

yes

basically

and also you get like no reward

[neon urchin]

i love overstim

[thorny dust]

for doing so much

literally died to an event because it debuffed all my jokers for no reason

[plush hound]

it's literally a AAA company version of Balatro

[thorny dust]

was not fun at all

[leaden vector]

overstimulation lovers when I send pure unfiltered radiation into their eye sockets:

[plush hound]

yeah i tried suggesting to change it

[neon urchin]

uuuooighhhiihhhhgjnnn 🤤

[plush hound]

the devs wouldn't care

to be fair it was in an event where the devs can do anything

i worked on that mod and I couldn't remove kill nxkoo because of no griefing rule 😭

[ionic crystal]

man i need consumable effect ideas

[neon urchin]

did someone say kill nxkoo…?

[plush hound]

no

[neon urchin]

oh

aw

[thorny dust]

hot potato is the definition of doing too much with barely any reward

[thorny dust]

you'd need other mods to make it actually do something

[leaden vector]

i'm genuinely so lost

[neon urchin]

but i find it fun,,,

[neon urchin]

are u in a maze..?!?

heyyyyy

[leaden vector]

in a mental sense

[plush hound]

there's a challenge that changes the shop section into plinko only

[neon urchin]

find ur way out lmao 🤣

[thorny dust]

the wheel has got to be the most useless feature ngl 99% of the time you don't get anything good lmfao

[plush hound]

i think it's fun

[limpid lake]

yeah the wheel kinda sucks

[plush hound]

Credits are somewhat confusing yeah

[leaden vector]

are we so fr 💔

[plush hound]

it's okay tho

[limpid lake]

and hotpot's isn't any better

[dusty token]

except for that one aura that creates up to 8 negatives

7 or 8 idr

[thorny dust]

but hotpot is definitely better than cryptid tho

[plush hound]

spelt backward

is eeffoc

which is funny

[leaden vector]

because until i've had my coffee

[neon urchin]

hotpot is like crack coaine but crytid is like fent + a mix of 20 more drugs

i like myself some crack cocaine

[leaden vector]

fent laced with more fent

[neon urchin]

holy shit, youre right

[dusty token]

check out my peak hotpot gameplay https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397999050384605228/1443516213262159932/image.png

[plush hound]

it's another definition of gamebreaking

and i love it for that

[leaden vector]

i become a genius when listening to brown noise

[plush hound]

i wish RTGame played it

[plush hound]

that's you

[neon urchin]

im so happy for you

[thorny dust]

suggestion for hotpot
make the wheel have tier system like legendary rare and common and consumables so its not fully random and actually have a purpose
make a few jokers or buff some features so that you'd get reward for doing so much for example the training system, it's actually good and breeding system is also a W

[dusty token]

so true

[neon urchin]

i use the wheel at the start of runs

its a cheap start up

[thorny dust]

yeah but it doesn't do anything later on

+2 hands

1/5 chance for 20 dollars

[neon urchin]

🤷 it has a use

not everything does everything

[thorny dust]

its not bad but eh

its skippable

[neon urchin]

yeah

[thorny dust]

you'd live without it

[neon urchin]

thats the point

choose when and when not

[plush hound]

it shows that metaprogression doesn't work in Balatro

it's not the game for it

[neon urchin]

its a roguelike

[dreamy abyss]

minty in chat

[hard plank]

play with my mod twin

[plush hound]

minty in chat

[neon urchin]

minty in chat

[plush hound]

minty join the next event

[thorny dust]

highly ignorable hotpot features
1.black smith
2.delivery
3.wheel
4.plinko
5.the black market(because you're always too broke for anything)

[neon urchin]

plinko is fun

[limpid lake]

i did sign up for it :D

[leaden vector]

imma just lurk in the backgrounds cause i'm feeling iffy

just know that i'm watching

[neon urchin]

im not too broke for anything 🙏

[plush hound]

WOOHOO

[plush hound]

haaaaaaiiiiiii

[plush hound]

you could always harvest a jokee

[thorny dust]

yeah...stuck on 0.5 constantly without any actual way of getting it other than plinko and events

[hard plank]

you definitely did not get the voucher that adds pointer to hot pot

[past lava]

delivery, pinko, and the black market are good wdym

[neon urchin]

i use everything in that list except delivery and blacksmith

[thorny dust]

in pvp it literally didn't even matter

[hard plank]

are we fr

[neon urchin]

u can play hotpot with pvp..??

[thorny dust]

yes

[neon urchin]

are we fr

[dapper helm]

are we r

[neon urchin]

we are r

[dapper helm]

thank u

[ionic crystal]

a

[neon urchin]

ur welcome

[neon urchin]

pay me next time

[thorny dust]

pvp is fast paced as hell so if you can win without using these features it's basically means you don't even need it in vanilla

[limpid lake]

credits are kinda nerfed to oblivion, imo
it takes multiple runs to earn enough for anything decent, and then you spend them and what, you got A (1) thing and it goes away when the run ends

not that making them more powerful would've been better, exactly

[plush hound]

it's a single player game..

[dapper helm]

i'm at -$20

[thorny dust]

was hotpot designed for over ante8?

[neon urchin]

i think ur just playing hotpot wrong 😭 i dont have the issues youre having

[ionic crystal]

vro maxed out the credit card 😭

[plush hound]

Credits are poorly implemented imo

it's a last minute thing iirc

[ionic crystal]

i play hotpot with several other mods for some reason 💀

[neon urchin]

are we fr

[thorny dust]

yea

[plush hound]

i think for me, training joker

yes

D:

[dapper helm]

how many mods is this up to now?

[ionic crystal]

-# including but NOT limited to:
ortalab
my friend's mod
my unfinished ahh mod

[neon urchin]

adding fent to the cocaine 💔

[plush hound]

i played hotpot with Jens almanac

[limpid lake]

did you not do organ harvesting ever?
-# real sentences I'm saying, somehow

[plush hound]

exactly!!

[past lava]

hell vs super duper nightmare hell

[hard plank]

22

[thorny dust]

wdym organ harvesting

what?

[neon urchin]

yeah but when you start criticizing a mod bc u have pvp and other mods that contradict the mod then maybe theyre blaming the wrong thing..

[hard plank]

ah

[dapper helm]

none of this sounds real to me as someone who hasn't hotted my pot

[neon urchin]

my pot is always hot

(weed joke)

[hard plank]

this is how to expose player who cannot highlight the joker

[dreamy abyss]

minty did you create specflushes with the intent that someone like me would actually manage to utilize them or were they a silly “haha all wilds” joke

[dapper helm]

thats pretty cool

[hard plank]

missingnumbr

[dreamy abyss]

aikoyori

[neon urchin]

Coro

[limpid lake]

there's a button in the black market to harvest your jokers' organs for bitcoin
it's the intended method of getting it I'm pretty sure

it does mean killing your jokers ofc

[dapper helm]

b

[thorny dust]

where😭

[neon urchin]

and we still cant harvest children 🤦 my only nit pick

[dreamy abyss]

its literally underneath the black market reroll button

[thorny dust]

WHAT

[dapper helm]

wee joker can't be harvested?

[neon urchin]

you can breed wee

[dapper helm]

whaaaaaaaa

[dreamy abyss]

oh no you absolutely can harvest kids. There’s even an achievement for it

[neon urchin]

oh hell yeah

[thorny dust]

oh that is the button????? bruh the amount of times i missed out on jokers because i couldn't find any way to get that weird ahh currency

[dapper helm]

yk all of this reminds me of spelunky

[thorny dust]

C and B currency should merge

[limpid lake]

i forget my thought process at this point but i know "haha all wilds" was part of it

[neon urchin]

sorry did i ruin the mood

[dapper helm]

someone should implement eggplant runs in the next modding event

[thorny dust]

ph yeah there should be an option to fast skip wheels and plinko especially if you are bugged and stucked in plinko

[dreamy abyss]

taiko no taking your organs

0 error aikoyori ability when

[dapper helm]

are there any jokers that fight back when you try to harvest them?

[thorny dust]

that sounds evil

[neon urchin]

not on my watch 😈

[dapper helm]

humanising them was a step too far i suppose

[neon urchin]

they should make the jokers beg for mercy

[dapper helm]

i could see jimbo doing that

[thorny dust]

perfect for horror mod

[dreamy abyss]

i dont think you can harvest eternal jokers and ||undyne|| just respawns but other than that everything can be sent to the cartel perfectly fine

[dapper helm]

thats cool

do i get a bonus for harvesting if i have ceremonial dagger

[ionic crystal]

real

[hard plank]

oh fuck off

[dreamy abyss]

lmao

[dapper helm]

i read all of tl;dr joker btw it was interesting

[ionic crystal]

when sold, unredeem magic trick and gain $10

(you do not gain the $10 if you do not have magic trick)

[dapper helm]

"hat trick" and every 3rd playing card added to your deck gets you some good thing (mult/chips/money/consumable/anything good)

[neon urchin]

hat trick but cards in your deck show up in the shop, and ‘buying’ it removes it

[dapper helm]

wait is hat trick the name of the t2 magic trick

[dapper helm]

if so we gotta dethrone thunk

good

[plush hound]

i am inside of your mattress

[neon urchin]

i pee my bed often

[dapper helm]

did you get there before or after the last time the dog pissed on it

[neon urchin]

my humor has been alot of potty jokes lately

i blame balatro

[dapper helm]

that works

[plush hound]

you and your piss iokes

[neon urchin]

i cant get enough of it!!

[dapper helm]

is there a piss edition somewhere

[neon urchin]

theere should

[dapper helm]

gotta be a common idea

[neon urchin]

+50 piss

on activation

[dense egret]

chat

sriours cuestion

[neon urchin]

yeah

[dense egret]

have a better recommendation than mini os?

no linux

[dapper helm]

i'm not the target audience i use windows

[dense egret]

what do you think minios is

[neon urchin]

im an apple consumer

i dont know shit

[dense egret]

:"v

[hard plank]

room (epilepsy warning)

[dapper helm]

some variant of linux

[dense egret]

no, is just windows but for low consumption pc

or laptops

[dapper helm]

honestly i thought it was some other thing but upon looking it up it looks like linux

[dense egret]

depends the bios

[hard plank]

?

[dapper helm]

oh its a descriptor?

[dense egret]

wait what is a descriptor

im pretty new into this

[hard plank]

?????

[dapper helm]

i just mean like an adjective

like a category

[dense egret]

yea wait i will search that up

[dapper helm]

please comment further i don't know shit

[dense egret]

vnm im dumb

will come later with more wuestions

[dapper helm]

should ask clams

[lone arrow]

why am i not gettin any cards?

[dense egret]

uh????

[hard plank]

uh

[dense egret]

what the Cretaceous have to do

[hard plank]

i am an ultramarine linux shill

[winged sluice]

Wtf

[dense egret]

mobile?

[thorny dust]

save me....

[thorny dust]

yes

[dense egret]

no mobile :(

[dapper helm]

the name does track

[hard plank]

ultramarine linux

[dense egret]

the last time the name have something to do with the person was someone named fred

[thorny dust]

the base queue is only going up

i need help

[dapper helm]

@dense egret

[dense egret]

yea im reding it

wait

[winged sluice]

Kill this run and start a new one

[thorny dust]

no

[winged sluice]

It will eventually crash

[thorny dust]

NAH I'D WIN!!!!

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

[dense egret]

uh is interesting to me.
but is for even a worse laptop and for a friend, he doesnt know much about linux so im searching for a low-ending windows 10 or 11.
the best i could think right now is minios

[dense egret]

rule 4 #📜・modding-rules plis

[winged sluice]

What happens if you press use

[thorny dust]

how much base queue can i get

[dapper helm]

who up sleeving they freedom

[thorny dust]

it dies

[winged sluice]

Then kill it to live

Kill it for your own sake

[thorny dust]

whats the fun in that

[winged sluice]

Do you have a life

Yes / No

[thorny dust]

no

[winged sluice]

Keep going

[thorny dust]

10k!!!!

[winged sluice]

Don't blame me if your phone explode

[thorny dust]

this is what happens when you don't save the events but let it run real time lol

[winged sluice]

14 fps 💀

[dapper helm]

kinda high

[thorny dust]

i wonder if i can reach 100k event queue

15 fps on 15k pretty good

ima stop now

[sudden fjord]

what kind of phone do you have like

is that even impressive

[thorny dust]

e

[sudden fjord]

modded balatro on mobile even

how tf did you even manage to do that

dude thats it once i get employed im buying balatro on my phone and i will try modding it

i dont care that its not allowed by android i paid for the whole phone i will use the whole phone

oh wait

maybe thats why its running kinda slow

[dense egret]

italian xd?

[neon urchin]

errrrm

[sudden fjord]

yeah

go ahead slander my country

[neon urchin]

[sudden fjord]

yup saving that

[dense egret]

i told them before, idk why they still talking about modding balatro

[dense egret]

oh no, im surpriced

[sudden fjord]

why is it not allowed

if you can do it on other platforms it shouldnt be a problem as long as they bought the game

[neon urchin]

apple probably

[sudden fjord]

fuck apple

[dense egret]

every time i see another languaje here is russian, spanish or french

[neon urchin]

FUCK apple....

[sudden fjord]

you can do that on android so like

[dense egret]

i think youre the first italiano here

[hard plank]

play my modification

[sudden fjord]

you can root an android phone

and the community will likely help you

you ask the same thing on apple forums and suddenly your family has the curse of ra

[limber oak]

i did

[sudden fjord]

cant

[limber oak]

the pharaohs curse

[neon urchin]

play it again

[sudden fjord]

out of 160k people? no

[dense egret]

what

[dense egret]

yea

[limber oak]

its in my mods folder

[sudden fjord]

im not the first italian

aint NO way

[neon urchin]

play it again, its an order

[limber oak]

make me

[neon urchin]

ok

[sudden fjord]

im checking a guide

[dense egret]

since im here, i count like
20 spanish
8 portuguese
5 french
and 3 filipinos

[neon urchin]

i cant :C

[sudden fjord]

i dont even need to buy the game on android all i need is to somehow port my steam version to mobile

[limber oak]

me and crab are 🇵🇱
i think bitter is also 🇵🇱

[sudden fjord]

hold on gonna try this wish me luck

see yall in around

4 hours

[neon urchin]

wishing luck 🙏

[sudden fjord]

wait i cant

[dense egret]

ehhhhh i think 4 🇵🇱

[sudden fjord]

i need to free up space first and i got nothing to uninstall

oh well

[limber oak]

who is the secret fourth one

[neon urchin]

im chinese

[sudden fjord]

no more mobile gambling

i need to enable fucking usb debugging

[dense egret]

idk i dont know the name of people xd

[sudden fjord]

how tf do i even connect my phone to my pc

[sudden fjord]

i give up

will do it once im motivated

[dense egret]

the only asian person i know here is aiko, and dont even know from which country

[sudden fjord]

why is it not allowed

[neon urchin]

do you not know me? </3

[dapper helm]

do u know their mod

[neon urchin]

it just issssss :C

[sudden fjord]

why would modding on other platforms not be allowed

[sudden fjord]

people are still going to try it

[dense egret]

idk, his mod is probably from canada

[sudden fjord]

maybe to combat piracy but like

[dapper helm]

the app stores

[dense egret]

piracy

[sudden fjord]

ive tried dozens of balatro apks and all are either malware or straight up not work

[hard plank]

assumption is that platform terms of services

[sudden fjord]

the only option is to use the steam version

[sudden fjord]

1 fuck apple
2 android is probably fine with modding

[neon urchin]

FUCK apple.......

[dapper helm]

u gotta chill big dog

[dense egret]

at this point you will get muted for spam the rules 😭

[sudden fjord]

dude i did the same thing with minecraft when i was like

14

[neon urchin]

im trying to keep the peace and justice ✊

[sudden fjord]

i remember searching like half of the internet to find a working minecraft apk

[neon urchin]

[sudden fjord]

4 months later i did it

just to find out it wasnt actually working

[bronze marsh]

is there a mod that changes the prioritization of poker hands, such that flush is sent if you try to play 4oak + 1 random card with all five being the same suit

[hard plank]

thunk set the rules

[sudden fjord]

i just said fuck it and my friend bought me minecraft java for my 17th birthday

[dapper helm]

no but like if a mod opens chat ur doneso

[dense egret]

doneso?

[neon urchin]

done so

[sudden fjord]

doneso

[dapper helm]

donezo i just put an s for some reason

[neon urchin]

thats cute

[sudden fjord]

if im gone after a couple minutes its been good knowing you guys

[dense egret]

ok

[dapper helm]

its a silly way of saying done

[sudden fjord]

what the fuck

[neon urchin]

thats bad

[dense egret]

probably

[sudden fjord]

im so stupid

my charger can probably work

[sudden fjord]

oh wait

my nitro ended

god da-

[sudden fjord]

it wont?

[dense egret]

why the fuck the first thing i think was the elephant

[dapper helm]

idk how to even describe the context in which you would say donezo, i apologize dearest citizen

[neon urchin]

🔥

[sudden fjord]

i need to find a usb in my house

[dense egret]

dont worry i odnt even know 30% of english

[sudden fjord]

im motivated enough to do this thing

my adhd is taking over

[dense egret]

should we ping mods?

[sudden fjord]

why would you want me to get banned over this thing

[neon urchin]

[west wolf]

yeah lmao

[dense egret]

uhhhhh, do bad things, is, bad

[neon urchin]

NO

[west wolf]

rylee check dms

[sudden fjord]

its not even piracy i already spent like 15 bucks on the game already

[neon urchin]

can i forward the rules again, its fun

[west wolf]

anyways balatro modding on other platforms not allowed also some mods dont work

[sudden fjord]

i just need to do some engineering dark magic

[neon urchin]

god the dopamine

[sudden fjord]

some mods

[west wolf]

@sudden fjord

[sudden fjord]

im not planning to add 530 mods

i did that on pc and now i forgot what mods i have also the game crashes when i open it

[dense egret]

youre like Objection!! now xd

[west wolf]

average balatro modded experience

[dapper helm]

okay i had to double check but its often used in tandem (combination/alongside) "kaput" and one or two other fun ways of saying "done", like "finished" or "over"

[neon urchin]

its relevant!

[dense egret]

in what language

[neon urchin]

hi astro

[dapper helm]

english

[dense egret]

thats doesnt sound engli

ok

sound more gales tbh

[dapper helm]

its probably a loanword but i did not check that

[hard plank]

my mid mod will get more mid during the month of December

[neon urchin]

thats awesome

[dapper helm]

merriam webster dictionary says it was french then german then it was taken from the german to be used in english

[dense egret]

yea that makes more sense

[eternal portal]

i see

[dense egret]

but is easy to interpret

[hard plank]

wtf

what's up

[dapper helm]

i think its interesting that it was sort of used in the same way in the original french context

[neon urchin]

ruff ruff

im a doggy

[alpine cosmos]

xnopyt

[dense egret]

pretty sure dogs dont say things like that

[dapper helm]

is that the sound an axolotl makes

[alpine cosmos]

A-

[dense egret]

isnt english like 50% french now?

[neon urchin]

not around people like you 🤣

secret dog thing

]u wouldnt get it

[dapper helm]

something like that

[lone arrow]

at what point should i sell pity prize...

[dense egret]

[dense egret]

install better tags

[rain orbit]

We are balatro

[lone arrow]

what does it do?

[neon urchin]

makes tags better

[dense egret]

staking tags

[neon urchin]

wtf

[neon urchin]

this is how i feel sometimes

[frigid mica]

Ok.

[neon urchin]

you wouldnt get it, its a dog thing

[dense egret]

hope you get better

[neon urchin]

thanks

[dapper helm]

i think this is one of 2 gifs i have downloaded on my phone

[frigid mica]

You got suggestions?

[neon urchin]

peak

[neon urchin]

uh, no 😙

have a guy sleeping as the uh art

bc its called slumber

🧠

[dense egret]

wait what does that means, the feeling or the action

[hard plank]

,;|:;

[dapper helm]

no way

[ionic crystal]

goofy ahh demo of some of the wacle hebrew jokers

[frigid mica]

Spawns Dreamy Jokers.

[ionic crystal]

-# credit to kek man for most of the code for ayin

-# quality is bad because file limits

[dense egret]

uhhhh draw a dream catcher?

[neon urchin]

times like this makes me kinda

[dapper helm]

thats a good idea

[hard plank]

English Kanji

[frigid mica]

Idk, feels conflictive with the existing dream spectral, which spawns fantastic jokers.

[dense egret]

draw 2 dream catchers

[neon urchin]

its 3:30 am for me, im a little sleepy guy

i ate a fat bowl of spicey ramen

kms

[dense egret]

no

[ionic crystal]

俺 欲 to 食 米 because 米 is 良

[neon urchin]

????????!!!!!!!!

[frigid mica]

What if I just draw cosmic owl from adventure time

[dapper helm]

maybe a sheep jumping over the moon?

[dense egret]

truly well thinked

[neon urchin]

i cant tell japanese from chinese

[frigid mica]

I can also just replace slumber with mind

Or imagination

[dense egret]

draw the owl

[dapper helm]

please draw a sheep

[neon urchin]

draw the conceptual feeling of slumber in the form of colours and shapes

[dapper helm]

you can replace the card but i would like to see balatro sheep

[frigid mica]

That would feel like utter entropy.

[dense egret]

homework picasso was sending:

[ionic crystal]

draw sheep jumping off a building

[neon urchin]

😕

[dapper helm]

i could do that but i choose not to

[ionic crystal]

hey guys i need ideas for a jokerified version of the hook

qhar would it be

[neon urchin]

thats a good use of free will, i love that about you

[dapper helm]

is that the discard one?

[dense egret]

i forgot what the hook does

[ionic crystal]

discard 2 random ahh cards after hand is played

[neon urchin]

people here are too mod brainrotted to remember vanilla stuff

[hard plank]

true

my mod is vanilla plus

[dense egret]

lets you discard 6 cards instead of 5

[frigid mica]

Do you know Death from Puss in Boots The Last Wish

[neon urchin]

people should play ur mod

[dapper helm]

return up to 2 random scored cards to hand?

[ionic crystal]

i dunno how to code that lmaoer

[dense egret]

i play without vanilla xddxdxd

[neon urchin]

how do you even.

[west wolf]

an ancient statue in a temple, underneath a waterfall

[ionic crystal]

ortalab only type of shi

[dense egret]

banner, yes i banned them one by one

[woven orchid]

dont play my mod its evil

[woven orchid]

SMODS.change_discard_limit(card.ability.extra.limit)

[neon urchin]

i hate that about you

[woven orchid]

it is that simple , smods is awsome

[frigid mica]

Vanilla Plus with an optional Zulu flavor

[neon urchin]

aha, now i will play it because im evil too.

[ionic crystal]

holy peam

[dense egret]

pls stop with the images

[ionic crystal]

thanks

[woven orchid]

(it worked)

[west wolf]

oh is that new

[woven orchid]

its existed for like . months

[dense egret]

or i will start promoting cryptid again

[dapper helm]

can't you hit disable all with mods off

[frigid mica]

How is that a bad thing

[dense egret]

i find out after doiing it manuallly 2 times

[ionic crystal]

what context does this go under

[woven orchid]

probably none

ideally the add_to_deck function

because thats when you actually obtain the joker

[ionic crystal]

ah

[hard plank]

lily please

[dense egret]

uhhhhhhh vanilla+ vs numberslop

[hard plank]

stop

[woven orchid]

and do the same but negative in remove_from_deck

[hard plank]

I'm already shaking

[neon urchin]

sheer force of will formed from bordem and curiosity

[woven orchid]

stop what

AIKO

PLEASE

stop being scared of me :(

[ionic crystal]

lemme get my code for zayin rq since it also has the add_to_deck thing

[hard plank]

I'm scared

😭

[dense egret]

whats a sheer? a hard sheep?

[woven orchid]

why are you the 3rd person to call me scary

[neon urchin]

vanillaslop+ vs numberslop*

[woven orchid]

or intimidating

[neon urchin]

yeah

[woven orchid]

maybe i am the problem here

[neon urchin]

a hard sheep

[frigid mica]

We should have a modding numberslop chat

[dapper helm]

btw how do i discover all, do i just have to use the unlock all button or can i do it some other way

[neon urchin]

everything ever is slop.

[frigid mica]

Slop is slop

[neon urchin]

press the discover all button

[frigid mica]

By that I mean the word

[dapper helm]

thingslop

[dapper helm]

which button is that

[neon urchin]

everybody do the slop

[neon urchin]

its the button that discovers all

[woven orchid]

im lily

[dense egret]

the humble https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1262697083438235729

[neon urchin]

idk what to tell u buddy

[neon urchin]

hi lily

[dense egret]

vanilla one, in profile

[dapper helm]

i see so its just that one

[frigid mica]

Is Isotypical the next jen’s?

[ionic crystal]

WAHAHAHAH

[frigid mica]

Or would that be mayhem

[dapper helm]

does unlock all also unlock mod jokers with unlock conditions?

[neon urchin]

yeah

idk

never trust me lol

[rain orbit]

Yes

[neon urchin]

yeah

see i was right

[dense egret]

prob pandorax's box, but any mod is pretty far

[frigid mica]

I’m trying to make mine Jen Lite

[dense egret]

go for cryposting

[dense egret]

si

[dapper helm]

i suppose i'm cooked then

[dense egret]

button doesnt show up ?

what are you trying to do?

[dapper helm]

i don't want to unlock mod jokers with unlock all but i do want to discover all

[dense egret]

all what

[ionic crystal]

the blind jokers are now done ‼️

[dense egret]

vanilla?

[dapper helm]

nah like have everything thats unlocked show visibly in the collection as if i've acquired it in a run before

[dense egret]

yea, unlock all

?

[winged sluice]

Your mod is fun

[dense egret]

"unlock all" is really "unlock and discoverd all"

they will show up un runs

[hard plank]

i mean that goes without saying?

[dense egret]

idk what else explain xd

[frigid mica]

One day I will learn how to make a button.

In balatro.

[dense egret]

read yggdrasil code

[dapper helm]

thas the problem i want discover all without unlock all is what i'm saying, which doesn't seem to be something anyone else has brought up before me so i'm doomed to a life of pressing 2 with debugplus

[frigid mica]

For a joker.

[dense egret]

oh install debug plus
hover card
press ctrl+2

[frigid mica]

Unless I can also still use Yggdrasil for reference

(Either that or steal from entropy )

[dense egret]

wait what

why???

[eternal portal]

?

[dense egret]

so you want to have the card readable in the collection right away when you unlock it?

[eternal portal]

i played the game

[frigid mica]

How does that work?

[hard plank]

you win...

[eternal portal]

balatro 2

[dapper helm]

pretty much yeah

[dense egret]

no

[dapper helm]

doesn't

[dense egret]