⚙・modding-general

[wanton lintel]

g

[real trail]

I assume this was for the early bird card

[buoyant kestrel]

g 2

(the sequel)

[real trail]

Oki

I'm thinking of making it a probability

Instead of an inverted blueprint

I suck at balancing.

I was thinking of doing that but I didn't want to (because I didn't think it fit)

I was originally gonna call it cheating joker

[buoyant kestrel]

near quote of All Star - Smash Mouth

[real trail]

I really need to do some deep dives into everything I can use to make a joker unique

[keen knoll]

finally fixed the localization issuess :D

[wet vortex]

does the modded balatro version have different profiles or do I just lose my main one?

[keen knoll]

no

except entropy and cryptid each have their own slots

[wet vortex]

well it doesnt matter I barely have any wins

is there a guide I can follow on dc on how to install modded or do I use the steam version

[keen knoll]

*if you have both entropy takes priority

[keen knoll]

you also dont "lose" your save really

it just keeps whatever you already had unlocked

what

well yea i said that

[real trail]

Omgah

I'm having a break through

[gentle raptor]

vegan joker that is X5 mult but only if you don't have a single joker held that has a living being in the art

[real trail]

Joker effects will triple in the next year

[keen knoll]

that would be nearly impossible to detect

[real trail]

Has the joket that is a slab of meat

[keen knoll]

wtf why did discord just flashbang me

[real trail]

FLASHNBAG

[gentle raptor]

well I mean idk for vanilla only compatability just hardcode in a list

mr. bones counts too

[keen knoll]

well yea but how would you handle other mods

[gentle raptor]

you don't

you give up

other mods have to handle you

[dire meadow]

corrupted NERFED

[wanton lintel]

redid my roblox avatar after 2 eons
done in catalog avatar creator because i do not have the funds for this

[gentle raptor]

balatro mod that adds undertale karma. every time you sell or destroy a card your mult is decreased by X0.25 and that amount slowly creeps down

[median tundra]

the new smods version killed some of my mods such as DVHistory :( thats so lame
is there a way to fix this? or does the mod creator simply have to update their mod

[wanton lintel]

305
i have 1

[dense egret]

what is x[1/7.5]

[dire meadow]

1 divided by 7.5

[wanton lintel]

X 2 15ths

it is $3.05

[wet vortex]

missing dependecies talism

[dense egret]

just pu 0.13

[dire meadow]

0.1333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

also

blame @woven orchid for the idea

[gentle raptor]

balatro joker that gains +1 mult every time I try to listen t Help! by the beatles and give up partway through

currently at +3

[dense egret]

(1.={3})

[median tundra]

im getting an error "attempt to index field 'SCORING_CALC' (a nil value)
i can only assume that smods changed how some of the coding works huh

[gentle raptor]

epstein logs that flip all of your playing cards over and doesn't let you see them

[dense egret]

just put 1.3 or 1.33, no one will notice

[wanton lintel]

30% taken when using gamepasses
also i scrounged up change i just gotta wait until morning bc my ipad locked up and i dont think my mom would like me getting robux at 9:30 pm]

[keen knoll]

you know this is all an elaborate ace attorney reference right

[dire meadow]

everyone will notice

[keen knoll]

and god no i do not feel comftorable referencing THAT person

[lunar sphinx]

Base Balatro gives you 3 save slots. It's usually enough for me to play modded, unmodded, and 1 extra that i use for a specific mod or testing my own mods. If 3 isn't enough then you would have to give up one, yes

[median tundra]

#⚙・modding-general message right so smods is corrupted now?

[dire meadow]

what if ralsei was gaysei

scream emoji

guys i have something to confess...

i added cryptid's demicolon compatibility to my mod...

[real trail]

What is the preferable effect here

Like what is better balanced

[dire meadow]

mindware would never

[real trail]

Wait stratch that

[dire meadow]

they would never do a doobie...

that's ralsei

[buoyant kestrel]

doobieous

[dire meadow]

dude why are you spreading misinfomation

do i need to add some field to my joker

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah i think so

don't know what it is but referencing cryptid code should allow you to find it

demi_compat perhaps

"demicoloncompat"

it is that

[dire meadow]

demicolon_compat worked

[buoyant kestrel]

it checks both

so use either

[dire meadow]

ok gonna send

what happens when my jonkler is he.h.. forcetriggered

[real trail]

Ralsei

[half quartz]

Am I doing something wrong with this patch? I'd like to get the table of eligible bosses from the get_new_boss() function put into a global variable that I can access. Never done a patch before.

[manifest]
version = "0.1.0"
dump_lua = true
priority = 0

[[patches]]
[patches.pattern]
target = "functions/common_events.lua"
pattern = "return boss"
position = 'before'
match_indent = true
payload = '''
    G.GAME.willatro_boss1 = eligible_bosses
'''

[dire meadow]

ignore the video i wass watching

[real trail]

Audio design goes so hard omg

[dire meadow]

that's just tailsman

[real trail]

It's peak tho

Like

[dire meadow]

also its played in sequence

[real trail]

Earcandy

Absolute earcandy

[dire meadow]

also its really funny that

unicode

increases its own demitrigger

[real trail]

Anyway I think these jokers are good now

Side eye is now original

[buoyant kestrel]

demitrigger is great i h||e||a||r||t__e__ exponential design complexity

[polar oyster]

Up my sleeve sound to similar with dusk?

[real trail]

FUCK

[frigid mica]

Demitrigger or demicolon

[real trail]

I fail to take in account the base jokers

[dire meadow]

i assume demicolon

[polar oyster]

side eye sound fine, maybe better vagabond, maybe not

[buoyant kestrel]

force trigger gaming one

[real trail]

Now it's good

I think

I hope

[polar oyster]

I always thought up my sleeve would always have something to do with drawing the aces, like draw all the aces if the penultimate hand is played.

Hmm

[polar oyster]

Maybe

Sound like good deck fixing joker

[wanton lintel]

i have nothing better to post so green skeleton

[polar oyster]

Wait, it can take only once enchantment?

[real trail]

I think it still has the aura of the ace up your sleeve

[real trail]

I wouldn't say so

It takes the enhancement

And it could take a different enhancement

If the enhancement conflicts it overwritea it

If it takes a gold it gets the gold

Then if its gold and takes a bonus it gets the bonus and loses the gold

[polar oyster]

I would love when I play last hand with gold held cards and then lose some dollars, fire idea

[real trail]

Real

[polar oyster]

Wait midask mask + pairedollia

[reef storm]

is there literally any way to fix it

[half quartz]

bump

[dire meadow]

in a second

[real trail]

Astro thank you for telling me to throw stuff at a wall it's actually helping make my jokers better

[buoyant kestrel]

idfk

[dire meadow]

wait i didn't compress this one

[pulsar citrus]

Hey! Does anyone know if modding balatro (Mainly balatro multiplayer and cryptid) will mess with getting C++/achievements?

[sinful shard]

yoo it's the 🃏

[dire meadow]

but i did the chips one

[pulsar citrus]

Sorry, dropped something on my keyboard lmfao

[dire meadow]

expo = 1

1*10=10

[pulsar citrus]

How does one do that? Just switch profiles or do i need to do something in file explorer?

[dire meadow]

also

the demitrigger

gets affected

by the joker

[pulsar citrus]

Okay cool, i really appriciate it! Thank you!

[dire meadow]

i don't know how to prevent that

yea its

emoji

yea soulware is a bit different from the other interception jokers

ZCHIPS!?

[novel jetty]

What're we thinking about it chat?

[dire meadow]

PURPLE GLOP!? in the tone of markiplier saying purple guy

[novel jetty]

+15 mult per food joker sold @real trail

[real trail]

Peak

Hungry ahh

[novel jetty]

the mouthpiece feeds a constant stream of nutritional liquid that makes her not have to eat. that was the inspiration.

[dire meadow]

unicode if it was good

Nash enjoying watermelon

Nash enjoying watermelon

Eunoia

[deft ore]

x2 mult, -base mult

[dire meadow]

ok but what ifi

there was a

xMult joker

steamlaugheyes~1

[deft ore]

what if there was a joker that xmulted

[dire meadow]

yo dawg i heard you like xMult so i xMult your xMult so you can have more xMult

[buoyant kestrel]

xxmult joker that multiplies xmult

[dire meadow]

the Soulware in the room:

ignore the +(1+(0.5/N)) that's a typo

[polar oyster]

We need more +/x base mult

[dire meadow]

what

[deft ore]

bloodstone gaming

idol w

constipate 😭

[dire meadow]

also here's it getting forcetriggered

[deft ore]

compensate

[dire meadow]

ok but what if it affected chips instead

(shown: corrupted edition)

3x +mult

100x +mult steamlaugheyes~1

^^2 +chips

astro would enjoy dissecting this frame by frame

[rain orbit]

Unrelated but look at this sick clover pit rng

🔥

[dire meadow]

when are we ever related

what was i even trying to say there

[rain orbit]

[dire meadow]

@fair thistle kill this guy

where the hell is this from

???

anyways

is this

awesome

or

kill

the first two are more disconnected from the expanded form

but eh whatever

what on earth would be x

[gentle forge]

Is there a mod that adds a hotkey to restart the game?

[gentle forge]

Like how you can press Ctrl+R on the crash screen to restart, except you can use it any time

[dire meadow]

i thought iit was just r

[storm forum]

Hold "m".

[dire meadow]

THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!?

[woven orchid]

tau

[buoyant kestrel]

red circle with a line

[dire meadow]

what do you think of my buffed soulware

[woven orchid]

quite soulious

[tardy fable]

hello chat I require assistance

[dire meadow]

no steammodded?

[tardy fable]

attempted to uninstall mods and kept getting this error

[dire meadow]

well don't uninstall smods

[tardy fable]

fair

[tranquil vessel]

SMODS includes the alt+f5 keybind to instantly restart the game. Or just hold M for a second, like a chum

[gentle forge]

Oh ok, thanks :)

[dire meadow]

ok but @gentle forge never got the mod that gives you a restart keybind 😭 /j

[gentle forge]

Erm actually Steamodded is a mod that gives you a restart keybind

[dire meadow]

blue

[hard plank]

my mod

[dire meadow]

no

my mod

[young timber]

hey y'all

hiiiiiiiiiiii nrioo

hiiiiiiiii soullllllll

[dire meadow]

honk mimi

goes to bed

[polar oyster]

@аikоyоri when i play your mod

[young timber]

gn soul

[neon urchin]

I LOVE IT. i think you did great

[young timber]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii b

[neon urchin]

ommmmggggg

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[polar oyster]

Huh 👀 is more

[willow cedar]

anybody know the names of those quality of life mods steamers use, like the ones that show tooltips under cards and also the one that lets you drag to select cards instead of clicking on them one by one?

[neon urchin]

is it...? lets take a look 👀

[young timber]

the 👀 grows

[young timber]

joker display and handy

check #1209506514763522108

[willow cedar]

tysm

[young timber]

ima make a mod pack, thats just all qol stuff that ppl like streamers use

and just link it lmfaooo

[willow cedar]

maybe a good idea 🤔

[real trail]

Question what should this jokers rarity be?

[willow cedar]

feels like an common/uncommon, in line with other uncommons that become more powerful as you deck fix

[woven orchid]

uncommon imo

but only allow it to spawn if you have stone cards in deck

[young timber]

uncommon droolingEyes

[real trail]

Okay thanks

I was teetering on the edge of making it common

[olive hamlet]

cannibalized bits of UI and stuff to create a more elaborate(ish) "Overshoot" Menu
(it will also get worse)

[real trail]

It's uncommon thanks!!

[buoyant kestrel]

burning refers to either: destroying cards, discarding them or the score being on fire

so something to do with any of those three ig

why not?

seems good to me

[gentle forge]

Isn't that like really low

[real trail]

This is amazing advice imma steal this train of thought

[buoyant kestrel]

thats effectively gains X0.5 per discard remember

[gentle forge]

Oh wait I thought there was another 0 lol

That effect's fine but kind of boring honestly

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

something with hands that make the score go on fire being cancelled and scaling eram would be funny imo

[buoyant kestrel]

not sure if this would be fun mind you

just seems funny

[neon urchin]

sell for shadow mantle tag. protects against the roaring knight event from hot pot mod!

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[neon urchin]

☺️ ok

[dusty token]

i cant read

[young timber]

@hard plank omg why

no recursive or full folder loading here

just all by hand

[buoyant kestrel]

sensible loading

!

[young timber]

sensible???

[young timber]

mantel

[granite forum]

say scooby doo but replace the Os with Es for a surprise

[real trail]

Sceeby dee

OH NOO- dies

[young timber]

die :(

[honest zephyr]

i got sloppy because of the amount of shit on the conveyor belt

[real trail]

What effect is better here for this joker

Okay thanks

I was planning on doing something with number cards but then I had amazing idea

[buoyant kestrel]

_ _ is my favorite joker

[real trail]

But I'm thinking it's either uncommon or maybe rare then. But I'm thinking rare is a stretch

[deft ore]

peak mentioned

[vivid seal]

its all tied up by duct tape and toothpaste

[young timber]

actual too

[vivid seal]

aiko did say this too btw

[rain orbit]

John Mantle?!?!?!!?!?!?!!??

[polar oyster]

What if I make mod which, using patch lua, will make the content customizable (probably some jokers depend on other things, but still)

I think it easy to do

Wait idea

[rain orbit]

What if I try to make a mod and fail at it horribly and get reminded as to why I hate coding so much

[polar oyster]

I hate coding it takes too many hours

[buoyant kestrel]

this implementation seems suspect

[rain orbit]

I just don't do well when it comes to something failing with no indicator as to what is wrong until I get it right
Plus code just overwhelms me

[gentle raptor]

torchwood joker that adds X1.5 xchip/X1.5 xmult to the joker to the left

what do we think of this

[rain orbit]

Is that the damage multiplier in pvz

[gentle raptor]

idk

probs not

[rain orbit]

I'm pretty sure it's X2 damage or smth

[gentle raptor]

okay well then x2

[rain orbit]

Yeah it's X2 the wiki says it

[cyan kite]

Is their any way to download mods that doesn’t involve 12000 shady links, importing hyper specific files into hyper specific parts of the code, downloading 12 zip folders onto your files, having to have 89 framework mods installed beforehand for it to even work, basically re-programming the game by hand, etc?

[rain orbit]

Balatro mod manager

[fathom gust]

tf where are you getting your mods from 😭

[rain orbit]

If you have steam it'll find the correct place to put the mods and all you have to do is click a download button from the build in catalogue

[woven orchid]

this is how it feels to download mods off of nexusmods

#deletenexusmods

[rain orbit]

Black market (hotpot reference)

[rain orbit]

How else will the skyrim players get their gooner mods

[fathom gust]

spending money on some patreon or smth

[woven orchid]

shrug

[granite forum]

1. github is not shady
2. balatro modding on windows is easy

[gentle raptor]

i do it on linux and it's easy

[cloud cipher]

Some people have been having the same issue and I've managed to fix it
Should be resolved in the next update which is likely coming out fairly soon
As a temporary fix you can try disabling the Valetudo and Atlas planets with Banner

or don't play with cryptid
ever

[granite forum]

like you put the mods in the mods folder

[rain orbit]

Everything is shady when it has "hub" in its name

[fathom gust]

🟧

[granite forum]

i only have done windows and mac

mac is slightly harder

[reef storm]

i dont think cryptid was on

[gentle raptor]

wallnut joker that prevents the joker to it's immediate left from being debuffed?

is that anything

[granite forum]

🟧 +⬛

[rain orbit]

It gets debuffed instead

[fathom gust]

the lick (for drummers)

[granite forum]

nothing debuffs jokers only perishable

[cloud cipher]

Mayhem still does some compatibility stuff if Cryptid is installed, perhaps ignoring whether it's enabled or not
said compatibility however did not work

[cyan kite]

Server keeps on flagging my “true…” 😭

[cloud cipher]

I have yet to see someone utter truer words than this

ok

[rain orbit]

Petition to add rekoj to ortalab (they are both backwards)

[reef storm]

whats banner

[cloud cipher]

I mean you own the character you can do whatever you want, including removing him

[reef storm]

is it on bmm

[cloud cipher]

Have you tried not using bmm

[cyan kite]

How it feels tryna get cryptid to work on your crappy family computer that can’t run Garry’s mod:

[reef storm]

nope

[cloud cipher]

Why do you think balatro modding is so complex it's literally just downloading and moving folders

[reef storm]

mayhem is github exclusive

i already know how to github

[cloud cipher]

*codeberg

[rain orbit]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 💻

[cloud cipher]

Extracredit

oh ok

[rain orbit]

What

[cloud cipher]

This will be left as 0 context for future viewers of chat

[buoyant kestrel]

too much wrath

[gentle raptor]

hwo disliked my message ):::::

[rain orbit]

My bad

[buoyant kestrel]

wrathful joker is denied

[gentle raptor]

is that fucking ding gaster

[rain orbit]

It is

Because that's the point of bmm

[gentle raptor]

I'm ding gaster! Royal scientist!

[rain orbit]

"How dare you use the tool meant to make [thing] easier"

[cloud cipher]

but like what
BMM was literally made to make modding easier, which is stupid because modding is literally just downloading files and putting them where they belong

Not using bnm gives you more control over the versions of the mods you want and let's you download stuff that isn't on bmm

[honest zephyr]

yeah and i've heard many horror stories with bmm

[rain orbit]

Bmm is a catalogue so it doesn't really change anything since one can just go to where the github location is

[grand geode]

how is ease of access stupid

[cloud cipher]

I guess bmm is a nice way to see what mods are around, but the modding wiki exists and is more thorough

[grand geode]

the average person who plays modded balatro is a lot less technical than you may think

[rain orbit]

I mean yeah you can download more on the githubs but like, most people are just trying to play mods

[honest zephyr]

but if people use it? oh well, i'm not gonna try and convince them to be like "hey you should download manually..."

[reef storm]

no way its john mayhem

[reef storm]

i had one yesterday

[cloud cipher]

I'm probably just biased because im familiar with the medium but is github really that confusing
There's good tutorials on how to get mods working everywhere

[cloud cipher]

unfortunately

[honest zephyr]

if they're using it, they're using it
can't influence them to stop

[grand geode]

Have you seen the fucking "make .exe" post

[rain orbit]

Idk what difficulties you've seen with bmm but all I've had to do is press the download button and they're downloaded

[honest zephyr]

the what.

is this like. image of mr krabs and spongebob sitting at campfire moment

[rain orbit]

No I'm not I'm just confused as to how downloading a zip from github and putting it into the mod folder is any easier than loading up bmm and pressing download assuming it's on there

[gentle forge]

This is my first time working with UI, how do I make these boxes greedy and take up as much horizontal space as they can? I already posted in #💻・modding-dev, but nobody has responded and I think I'm losing my mind

[grand geode]

you dont need to know where the download button is on github

and where the mod directory is

and how to install lovely

[rain orbit]

How is that relevant to people who are just looking to play the mods

What

[grand geode]

idt you can

trial and error with minw

[honest zephyr]

"People will find your body and know you're a boy" ewwww ew ew ew. grossss.

[gentle forge]

Yayyyyy :))))))

[honest zephyr]

if they say some shit like that they might just be THE type of person to do that

[neon urchin]

im b

im big brother Big B (Big with a capital B) is my inspirational figure

[rain orbit]

What type of glitches exactly

Like catalogue glitches or the mods on the catalogue

[neon urchin]

☠️

[honest zephyr]

i would honestly tell them "ok thanks weirdo. blocked <3" and then block them

[dire trail]

im gonna crash out

[neon urchin]

im going to crash in

[dire trail]

terrible day actually

[neon urchin]

to a building, drinking driving and dtexting is not easy

oh hey whats that deer shaped road bumb?

[rain orbit]

To be fair the incorrect versions are not bmm's fault and assuming the catalogue glitches don't mess with your mod folder you can just switch on and off the mods in the game and restart it

[neon urchin]

guys i just hit a guy with my car. what do i do

[gentle forge]

Ok wow 9 was actually the exact magic number

[neon urchin]

im bolting it. i got a dent now

[sinful shard]

idk play some balatro

[neon urchin]

o ok

[buoyant kestrel]

this is certainly a BEING

[neon urchin]

being what?

[rain orbit]

I just personally never encountered anything regarding bmm that can't be fixed with an easy workaround

[primal valley]

is this supposed to be SCP-{INTEGER}

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[vivid seal]

first? you mean second?

[primal valley]

knew it

[vivid seal]

i'm pretty sure ortalab did it too

[primal valley]

colors were familiar

[neon urchin]

thats cool

[rain orbit]

Not everyone knows how to navigate things like github either, hence why bmm is a better option for more casual mod players who don't wanna jump through hurdles

[vivid seal]

kilimfg myself

[buoyant kestrel]

jarvis, tetrate my operators

[limber oak]

no

[neon urchin]

not before i kilimfg myself first!! last to kilimfg is a rotten egg!!

[keen knoll]

sappy subtration

idk

i dont like tetration that much and also its alliteration

[rain orbit]

I didn't say 100% of the time, there's plenty of stuff that isn't on bmm, just that when it is on bmm it's better for casual modders

[neon urchin]

im a stupid lil monkey that only knows how to bmm. and i will NEVER learn how to use github. AHA.

🥺

you knew i was a lil stupid ahh monkey before i said so...? i dont like u anymore..

[keen knoll]

insert the media illiteracy/mod manager image

[neon urchin]

i am ignorant and happy <3 !!

[rain orbit]

They'll have learn eventually if they wanna play some stuff but when an easier option is available it shouldn't be a prerequisite

That's not the point

[buoyant kestrel]

also funny thing with how this works
i decided to make the effect match the genericised description
a random amount of SCORING PARAMETER is gained and literally every scoring parameter is modified when this joker triggers

[keen knoll]

github is like used by every tech thing in existance lol

[rain orbit]

It's like saying a child should learn to write before learning to speak

[neon urchin]

AHH, github jumpscare. i just told you i had github phobia!!

yababadododo

[keen knoll]

no way its uhh the sims language

[neon urchin]

nooboo dag dag

AHHH FILES

wheres my one click mod download, wheres my colorful ui!!

this is visual hell

im going to puke

AHHHH AHHHHH HEP AHHHH

AHHHH

AHHHH

😱

[rain orbit]

You're on about "why shouldn't they" and that's not my point, if they wanna do some stuff they will need to learn but bmm making it easy is generally a positive

What

[neon urchin]

he will hiss at you

[rain orbit]

What does that mean

[neon urchin]

he will hiss. at you

prepare the hissing astro

i like arguing because i dont have values. i just change the goalpost and my values to better win an argument

life is free like that

freewill if you will (you will)

(i will, free will)

[rain orbit]

Is that intentional or unintentional but you recognize that you do that

[neon urchin]

i dont agree with you not agreeing to that ☺️ 🫂

[rain orbit]

[neon urchin]

i bet you HATE peanut butter too huh.

lol yeah

spot on

[haughty gyro]

wait when did emoji react perms get revoked

[neon urchin]

i fill my niche quite well

[haughty gyro]

geez I've been gone a long time

awesome thanks

yeah that's new

[neon urchin]

wth it was that easy?

i thought i was doomed to never react

[rain orbit]

One time I got banned from a server because I didn't take the side of blind "justice" in favor of seeing the big picture

[haughty gyro]

sometimes all you gotta do is ask

[rain orbit]

I also departed infinite wisdom in the days before that

[neon urchin]

oh my god i can use emojis from outside tis domain

the power

sob pog

[haughty gyro]

I fear for what I have unleashed upon this world

[granite forum]

unlike me

never sarcastic

always serious

george t rat

[haughty gyro]

what if I started working on my mod again...

[neon urchin]

the world will know of such fear!! my powers has been released!

[rain orbit]

[granite forum]

i'm the C.E.O. you could say...

[neon urchin]

thats why WE ARE ENEMIES

[granite forum]

stinky

[neon urchin]

STOP

[granite forum]

i was being sarcastic

[neon urchin]

oh

[neon urchin]

dont twiddle with my feelings like that..

[sinful shard]

is that balatro balatrez!

[granite forum]

uwu

[haughty gyro]

oh I hate this

[rain orbit]

[granite forum]

stop touching my fingers

stop twidling them

🥵

[neon urchin]

dont twiddle with my fingers like that~~ 🥺

[granite forum]

👉 👈

[neon urchin]

stoooop

[granite forum]

nope

[neon urchin]

(i dont get it)

[granite forum]

everyone block astro now

[haughty gyro]

glad to see this server never changes

[granite forum]

yep

everyone block skyward now

[neon urchin]

[granite forum]

my voice alone will rise above the rest

[digital jungle]

all of them

[static pewter]

everyone tetromino me

[worn dagger]

…

[haughty gyro]

crazy

[neon urchin]

it made sense until the gidagedigedagada oh chicken nugget channel as the gidagedigedagada oh chicken nugget

i need help

[worn dagger]

Laughing my off ass

[rain orbit]

I'm pretty sure the monkey bear thingy is from a brainrot channel called max design pro that just features the chicken nugget a lot

[worn dagger]

Balatrue

[neon urchin]

my ass is firm on my hips thus will never fall off no matter my laughter

[granite forum]

look at this cornball

[granite forum]

who does he think he is

[neon urchin]

you dont have me blocked <3 i love you ❤️

[granite forum]

sarcasm repreSENT

[haughty gyro]

Heaven behavior

I miss Heaven...

where are those who remember

[neon urchin]

0 messages blocked ☺️

[rain orbit]

I don't wipe my ass cuz I don't let shit bother me 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[neon urchin]

I REMEMBER

[deft ore]

i remember

[granite forum]

now i gotta unblock

all for the bit

[neon urchin]

🔥

let the shit grow

[granite forum]

i remember pi

[formal wedge]

i don't shit cuz i don't ass

[granite forum]

3.1

4

1

5

actually i might get spam botted hold up

[worn dagger]

On it give me a bit while crying about gender then I’ll do it

[granite forum]

i know 155 digits tho

[haughty gyro]

you may want to see a doctor about that one

[formal wedge]

hey guys i have colonitis

[worn dagger]

Don’t worry I won’t

[neon urchin]

sending prayers

[haughty gyro]

thoughts and prayers

[formal wedge]

all those prayers helped and now i have died

[neon urchin]

did you guys know people can grow teeth where teeth dont belong?

[worn dagger]

Read that as something else

[formal wedge]

ah im scared of irrational numbers

[haughty gyro]

how's life in purgatory?

[neon urchin]

brah pi is just 3 brah

[granite forum]

fart more like art

[granite forum]

e

[haughty gyro]

pi = e = sqrt(g) = 3

[static pewter]

i got the other one

[neon urchin]

[formal wedge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

i died again

[granite forum]

phi
tau

[haughty gyro]

where is your imaginary joker

[granite forum]

sqrt 2

[neon urchin]

[granite forum]

sqrt 3

[rain orbit]

[granite forum]

sqrt 5

[static pewter]

and science all that stuff

[granite forum]

sqrt 7

sqrt 8

[formal wedge]

im pissing and shitting right now

[neon urchin]

i like that sound

[formal wedge]

my colonitis is cured

[granite forum]

sqrt 6 i forgot that one

sqrt 10

sqrt 11

sqrt 12

[deft ore]

mathisfun though

[formal wedge]

why did you uncure me

i died again

[neon urchin]

sending hate and curses (you WILL get it back)

[forest knoll]

it's some stock sfx i have it credited in the mod but i forgor where it's from off the top of my head

[worn dagger]

Want it to be sans based I’m assuming

[formal wedge]

the hate and curses didn't work

i have anticolonitis

[neon urchin]

,,

[neon urchin]

whats the reverse of colonitis

[worn dagger]

Alr

[rain orbit]

Jimbo if he gained exp

[static pewter]

sitinoloc

[neon urchin]

i like one of those two things

[neon urchin]

THATS TRUE

[rain orbit]

Actually I feel like it'd be a madness clone

[formal wedge]

i love one of the five words

[granite forum]

cont.

[neon urchin]

[haughty gyro]

I forgot you have to physically upload a file to send gifs on here

[neon urchin]

i hate you now. LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE

[formal wedge]

im gonna sit in oloc

[granite forum]

sarcasm repreSENT

[static pewter]

i squished it a bit on accident

[formal wedge]

the m|n

[static pewter]

🎑

[granite forum]

your k

[haughty gyro]

egg joker best joker

[granite forum]

is wrong

[rain orbit]

Perhaps it would be
POWERS

[static pewter]

oh

[granite forum]

you should fix your k
NOW

[neon urchin]

the moon went through a coin flattener

[static pewter]

i never noticed

[granite forum]

same on these ones

[formal wedge]

where is yuri joker

[neon urchin]

where is yaoi joker

[static pewter]

why did this happen

without me noticing

[haughty gyro]

blueprint x brainstorm

[neon urchin]

we are NOT the same

[neon urchin]

hey thats certified yaoi not yuri

[rain orbit]

That's just madness on crack though

[granite forum]

usually on jimbo based jokers it is cut off like that because it causes a tangent but if it doesn't you add the pixel back

[haughty gyro]

explain why I've only seen yuri of them then

[neon urchin]

SOCIETY.....

[formal wedge]

they are both yaoi and yuri at the same time

[rain orbit]

That's a weapon

[neon urchin]

if i had drawing talent id draw buff blueprint and brainstorm kissing each other as buff masculine dudes

[static pewter]

tangent

[neon urchin]

this is true...

[haughty gyro]

yuro (it's funny because it sounds like the currency)

[rain orbit]

I'm deadahh a yari is a weapon akin to a spear

[formal wedge]

that's not what they mean by dual slit

[neon urchin]

its yaori

yaouri

[formal wedge]

dual slit is yuri

[deft ore]

theyre both bigender

[static pewter]

oh wait i dont have the aseprite file for the moon

[rain orbit]

They all have aids

[formal wedge]

big ender 😨

[neon urchin]

WHAT

[rain orbit]

(Government secret)

[neon urchin]

we cant let this info get out

[static pewter]

egg moon now permenant until i want to fix it

[neon urchin]

play chess on that

is that real tho

whyd u do that

whats wrong with u

[rain orbit]

Banana torture

[granite forum]

just dmed math more yay

[neon urchin]

this has to be like a crime or smt'

[formal wedge]

joker fusion: gros michel + square joker

[rain orbit]

Bro got broken up with

[haughty gyro]

why did I read this as big ender for a second like it was some reference to big-endian byte storage

[granite forum]

yeah

[haughty gyro]

I'm cooked

[neon urchin]

mmm cooked. mmm im hungry

[granite forum]

Math's first message to me 💌

[rain orbit]

I'm frozen

[neon urchin]

hi frozen

[formal wedge]

at least big endian is not inappropriate

[granite forum]

hi frozen i'm dad

[neon urchin]

the big endian

sounds racist somehow

[haughty gyro]

ah yes just like the hit two thousand and thirteen movie

[granite forum]

big end

ian

[formal wedge]

i cant believe you grossed 1.2 billion dollars

[woven orchid]

m.m.m.meow? woof?

[formal wedge]

meow

[neon urchin]

RUFF RUHFF RUHFF BARK BARK

[woven orchid]

someone do grunt work for me

[granite forum]

meow wolf house of eternal return

[rain orbit]

I'm old!
I'm gold!
I'm cold!
I'm sold!
I'm told!
I'm mold!
I'm bold!
I'm deceased!

[haughty gyro]

I promise it's a real comp sci term

[formal wedge]

yes ma'am

[woven orchid]

i went to omegamart and it was the most fun i have ever had

[neon urchin]

clearly a racial slur !!! i dont buy your promises

endian

[deft ore]

true...

[haughty gyro]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endianness

[neon urchin]

whatd u buy

[woven orchid]

also just meowwolf's place in vegas generally . not just omegamart

[haughty gyro]

have fun

[rain orbit]

Does omegamart imply there's been an alphamart all the way up to psimart

[woven orchid]

i bought a meowwolf plushie , thats the major thing i got which i like

i may not seem like it (lie) but i am a plushie and figurine gal

[keen knoll]

meow wolf like the omega mart guys?

[neon urchin]

comp sci majors encoding racism..... i am unwilling to set my eyes on this nerd data!!!

[woven orchid]

yes

[keen knoll]

SAME!!!!!

[granite forum]

house>mart

[keen knoll]

i got to go to the one in texas

[neon urchin]

"integer" "endian"

[woven orchid]

wait

[rain orbit]

Metaphor refantazio's main worldbuilding element is extreme racism

[granite forum]

oh yeah that

[woven orchid]

hold on

[keen knoll]

yea :>

[woven orchid]

where is the house of eternal return . or is there multiple

is it just the santa fe one

[rain orbit]

I need a plushie of you

[granite forum]

yeah

i went and it was good

peam

[rain orbit]

Spamton plush

[neon urchin]

i need a plushie of everyone here

[woven orchid]

yeah bro thats not happening this year

which is unfortunate, meowwolf makes cool shit

[granite forum]

been to sante fe a lot and only went there last year

[formal wedge]

i have a plushie of me

[rain orbit]

Why is santa there I thought he was at the north pole

[formal wedge]

(profile pictur)

[neon urchin]

drown em in milk

[formal wedge]

yes please

sorry

[neon urchin]

id put it in milk

[rain orbit]

[neon urchin]

like a full carton

[rain orbit]

One Gallon

[neon urchin]

like marinate the plush

[woven orchid]

oh yeah when i went to omegamart i also got a beanie

this one

[neon urchin]

let the flavour soak in

[sinful shard]

they should add milk to balatro

[keen knoll]

this really has been a story of undertale

[woven orchid]

they should not

[neon urchin]

we should add milk to balatro

[woven orchid]

woooaaaooooaaaaaauuuaaaaa oooaaauuuaaohhhh

[neon urchin]

story of undertale

[formal wedge]

they should add yuri to balatro

[woven orchid]

there is technically yuri in my mod

[wanton rapids]

Woah

[rain orbit]

Maybe the real last breath was the friends we made along the way

[neon urchin]

wheres the yaoi? cant have one without the other. its the yin to the yang

[woven orchid]

(Lily Felli and Illena Vera jokers)

[formal wedge]

onscreen yuri

[woven orchid]

uh.

[neon urchin]

you NEED yaoi...

[woven orchid]

most of the people behind the mod are trans women so i dont really know what to tell you

[rain orbit]

I am yaoi

[woven orchid]

actually almost all of them

[formal wedge]

put them in front of the mod

[neon urchin]

holy cow

[neon urchin]

[woven orchid]

hold on ok i just counted

[formal wedge]

all of the jokers in my mod are ladies

[woven orchid]

4/12 of the people who have commit perms to vallkarri / are major artists are not trans women

8/12 are

[neon urchin]

[sinful shard]

i love trans women

[formal wedge]

TRUE

[forest knoll]

give me access to the vallkarri repo i will still do nothing but the trans women count will go up to 9/13

[neon urchin]

society is just like that. yaoi will always be over shadowed by yuri

you can search up yuri on gifs and get results... buy yaoi..?! yaoi will always be censored. society is FLAWED

[formal wedge]

be the change you want to see in the world

[vivid seal]

i will contribute nothing if you give me perms but i'll make it

[neon urchin]

im trying!!

[vivid seal]

uh

actually i dont know

[formal wedge]

i want more yuri though

[woven orchid]

i actually will invite you if you want

because you seem like the type of person to randomly fix 1 bug while im dead asleep

[rain orbit]

Did you know 100% of people who played balatro interacted with an electronic device at least once in their lifetime

[woven orchid]

and 1 > none

[haughty gyro]

search "hop on [insert game name here]" I guarantee you will find yaoi

[worn dagger]

most of the people behind ||the|| mod are trans women so i dont really know what to tell you

[neon urchin]

thats not true... wheres the citation. you pull that data out of you butt? i need evidence!!

[vivid seal]

cass refe

[formal wedge]

charlatan from the middle ages who conned a clown:

[neon urchin]

80% yuri, 19% yaoi

[haughty gyro]

joke's on you

[neon urchin]

[sinful shard]

i love yuri

[forest knoll]

mayhaps,,,
if you invite me the email will probably remind me to update the superplanets
-# my github username is metanite64

[formal wedge]

most of the people who join my server are trans girls too

[rain orbit]

You deadahh put it on a laptop

[formal wedge]

it's the biggest demographic, bigger than spambots recently

[worn dagger]

What server? You have alerted the trans cat girl

[formal wedge]

party game

[neon urchin]

WE NEED BALANCE IN OUR LIVES. excessive yuri without yaoi is the leading cause for cancer

[woven orchid]

invited

[formal wedge]

we do like minecraft

[rain orbit]

First we mine, then we craft
Let's minecraft

[woven orchid]

do as you please but as with anyone who ive conscripted to become a vallkarrian remember you have no obligation to do any sludge for me

[formal wedge]

big sans

[sinful shard]

first we ba, then we latro
let's balatro
-jimbo from balatro movie probably

[vivid seal]

i'm sorry

[woven orchid]

for what

you are fine crab,

[sinful shard]

john deck? like red deck

[neon urchin]

enuf to share...?

[woven orchid]

-# ~~ maybe you should redirect these apologies somewhere else crab ~~

[neon urchin]

i want your goop twin

[rain orbit]

Can't wait to watch the balatro movie in 20 years releasing alongside balatro wars 7

[formal wedge]

i love goop

you could call me

[neon urchin]

theres not enough for all of us

[formal wedge]

something goop related

Then you will have to die.

[neon urchin]

goop is the leading cause for cancer

[rain orbit]

Sdiygt

[neon urchin]

AHH

[neon urchin]

[forest knoll]

glop,,,

[formal wedge]

me when im scared of men and someone adds an extra s to a pronoun

[neon urchin]

NO PLEASE

[formal wedge]

[neon urchin]

AHH

[woven orchid]

LIKE THE ANTAGONIST FROM THE HIT GAME CONTROL BY REMEDY ENTERTAINMENT????!!!!!

[haughty gyro]

please censor j*b in the future

[neon urchin]

omg

did it again

this is hell

theres offensive words everywhere

AHH

[dire trail]

ill give you a real fear

[haughty gyro]

fr*nch

[neon urchin]

[dire trail]

people with normal mental health

[formal wedge]

AHHH

im so scared and worried

[neon urchin]

AHHHHH

[haughty gyro]

can you believe it guys? christmas, just a week away

[formal wedge]

i need a big strong yuri to hug and make me feel better

[neon urchin]

i need a big man with big arms to grab me

[formal wedge]

we need big strong individuals asap

[keen knoll]

hi

[forest knoll]

i need a yuri

[formal wedge]

yuri pleaseeee

[forest knoll]

hiiii

[keen knoll]

hii

[formal wedge]

hiiiii

[past lava]

hello

[formal wedge]

how's everyone doing

[keen knoll]

tired

[haughty gyro]

swell

yesss 🙏

I need a version of this that says jolly instead of joyous

[haughty gyro]

and the weevil is wearing a santa hat

I just tried to scroll chat using middle click and drag

I've been spending too much time in aseprite

[haughty gyro]

I did notice that

I'm going back to add it back in now

[formal wedge]

just like in balatro when you get a jolly joker

[toxic cloud]

average programmer art

[sinful shard]

i... am jimbo
sock... and buskin
wheel of fortune, release!
i literally can't think of a chicken jockey balatro equivalent

[frigid mica]

Fuck my chungus life I just ran out of mobile data

[sweet bramble]

walkie talkie!

or alternatively, merry andy!

[deft ore]

gros michel

[formal wedge]

discard a royal flush for a quick unlocky

[limber oak]

i got a grid for a placeholder texture

[formal wedge]

i have this joker that only very cool people can see as the placeholder

[haughty gyro]

that took longer than it should have

[formal wedge]

leg restored

[haughty gyro]

I ended up finding the original image with no text

and now I post this image in my friend group chat the second it turns december 1st

[formal wedge]

coin flip for 20 dollars

[haughty gyro]

I think at 2x odds it should give you +40 mult

[olive hamlet]

welcome back straddle at home

[haughty gyro]

is that a cookie run joker or am I going insane

[olive hamlet]

yes it is
White Lily Cookie

[haughty gyro]

awesome

is there a timekeeper cookie joker

[olive hamlet]

nope
The cookie run jokers I've made are:

• Kouign Amann Cookie
• Moonlight Cookie
• Sundae Cookie
• White Lily Cookie

[haughty gyro]

🫡

[gentle raptor]

having this build by the end of blind 2 is insane

[neon urchin]

[formal wedge]

here in mult civilization

[gentle raptor]

ante 2 i mean

[haughty gyro]

how does n get calculated?

[gentle raptor]

i dunno. not my joker, ask soulware

[sinful shard]

nobody skips twice for a blueprint

[haughty gyro]

you reroll twice for the blueprint and then get credit card in the buffoon pack

[formal wedge]

im a multkour pro

i can do 3 reroll jumps

[lavish pike]

Hello

[gentle raptor]

where does "nothing ever happens" come from

[haughty gyro]

insert chudjoker all listed probabilities are 0 here

[gentle raptor]

my friend scott said this while we were playing chu chu rockket

[lavish pike]

Damn

:(

[haughty gyro]

glass can never break? idk

I didn't make it

[formal wedge]

glop 🤤

[forest knoll]

ohhhh i'm glopping it

[formal wedge]

glop everywhere

[neon urchin]

glop on each other

[gentle raptor]

do i put unicode before or after the tribe

[lavish pike]

Daily reminder that you can shut the f- up

[haughty gyro]

I mean...

[formal wedge]

here in glop civilization

[polar oyster]

b

[forest knoll]

i see, i'll look into it tomorrow

[formal wedge]

magic trick's real purpose is to reduce the value of vouchers

[lavish pike]

My eyes are that blue

[neon urchin]

yeah but are you a baby seal? i thought not

[haughty gyro]

hear me out so is blank voucher on any run that isn't going endless

[lavish pike]

I dont think

[mint spindle]

kill astro

[neon urchin]

me neither

[mint spindle]

goodbye

[formal wedge]

the purpose of blank seal is to make you think woah that's cool for 20 times

[lavish pike]

No dont kill people

[neon urchin]

kills astro

badbye

[lavish pike]

No

[gentle raptor]

is it worth it to get rid of fibbanachi to lug this around for like 3 antes

[lavish pike]

@dire meadow we friends now, you are allowed to dm me now

[mint spindle]

why weren't you guys friends in the first place

[neon urchin]

my dms are open too, please dm me.

[formal wedge]

in the glop club straight up glopping it and by it let's just say my glop

[lavish pike]

Idk, it didnt cross my mind

[dire meadow]

honk mimimi

[mint spindle]

yes please fill my dms with your seed(s)

[neon urchin]

what?

[mint spindle]

in other words, impregnate me

[neon urchin]

D:

[mint spindle]

lies

i see it right there no /j

[formal wedge]

i can't believe b died

[neon urchin]

[haughty gyro]

I was gonna call that out too

[mint spindle]

Felony Felony Felony

what

[woven crag]

Skill issue

[haughty gyro]

I ain't clicking that link

[woven crag]

Its just a fakenitro emote

[mint spindle]

yeah it's just

Felony

[woven crag]

But those dont work in messages with other text

[haughty gyro]

first I'm hearing of fakenitro

[woven crag]

At least not very well

[mint spindle]

sorry guys i may use it a lot but i do not care for discord nitro

[mint spindle]

or multiple of the emoji

[mint spindle]

vencord

[haughty gyro]

nitro insists upon itself

[neon urchin]

[formal wedge]

bocchi the sock and buskin

[neon urchin]

no

[haughty gyro]

bocchi the rock when bocchi the paper and bocchi the scissors walk in

[formal wedge]

kitand buskin

[neon urchin]

yeah

[polar oyster]

:Ikuyo_SUPERsquashed1: :Ikuyo_SUPERsquashed2:

[haughty gyro]

I wonder if anybody's made an uma musume mod 🤔

[mint spindle]

bust in my sock'in

💔

what are we doing anymore

[gentle raptor]

lusty joker is giving me +7 mult is this just a thing it can do sometimes I'm confused

[formal wedge]

bocchi the water and bocchi the grass and bocchi the fighting and bocchi the ground bocchi the steel

[neon urchin]

why is the mod chat so freaky rn

[olive hamlet]

My equivalent is common and is dice themed instead of chud themed
Because oops theme
And zero probability beneficial effects are only really done by some mods such as mine

[haughty gyro]

bocchi the psychic and bocchi the ghost and bocchi the dark and bocchi the fairy

[neon urchin]

and the the bocchi the fire invaded the bocchi the air

[formal wedge]

thats the modded joker giving you +4 +mult

[gentle raptor]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh duh

thank you

[formal wedge]

bocchi the rock johnson

[polar oyster]

bocching chat

[mint spindle]

you're just too lustful

[tall vessel]

sock and boccin'

[olive hamlet]

Ortalab used to have stuff that benefits you if you have lower probabilities until woo all 1s is reworked

[polar oyster]

1s is reworked?? Huh