⚙・modding-general

[lost inlet]

hmt pmt

[deft ore]

bunch of people (candycane) fucking hated it during development

[woven crag]

thats not drama

[granite forum]

I have nothing to say i just am typing for added suspence to everyone else

and i will continue to do so

[deft ore]

it wasnt but thats the closest you can get to hotpot drama

unless

[keen knoll]

dont say it like i was the only one

[deft ore]

it was victin

[granite forum]

I stopped typin riiiiiight

now

[woven crag]

if i started to bring up hating cryptid whenever cryptid was brought up that wouldnt be drama

thats just me hating cryptid

[hard patio]

these are words that apport no real value to the conversation

[deft ore]

what else is closer to hotpot drama though

[granite forum]

yes

[woven crag]

like you and astro then i guess

[lost inlet]

hating my mod will actually get you annihilated by the gods fun fact

[woven crag]

i dont remember anyone else

[keen knoll]

im the master of annihalator tho :/

[deft ore]

there were others i just dont remember anything about them

[woven crag]

but astro also barely cared

[lost inlet]

oh fuck

[woven crag]

i think

[scarlet swan]

||tbh i shouldnt involve myself with any of this, i was just wondering where someone was and then fell into a big conversation that happened a few days ago||

[granite forum]

I hate everyone ||who is named john hated guy||

[deft ore]

it was largely candycane

[hard patio]

these are another set of words that wont contribute anything to what's currently being talked about

[granite forum]

john hated guy is my worst enemy

everyone hates him

[deft ore]

im sorry that not everyones a greek philosopher 100% of the time

[granite forum]

it's very agreed apon

[deft ore]

and by im sorry i mean im not

[keen knoll]

what

[scarlet swan]

i think we're just saying words now

[woven crag]

that john hated guy is a bad person

[granite forum]

that john hated guy is very hated by everyone who hates him

[granite forum]

yeah see

[keen knoll]

ooookkkay what does that havto do with anything

[granite forum]

john hated guy is hated by the john hated guy haters

[woven crag]

i thought he was very hated by everyone who didnt hate him

thats crazy

[hard patio]

who the fuck is john hated guy

[granite forum]

everyone hates him

[deft ore]

john hated guy killed my whole family

[granite forum]

when he was born he was hated

[deft ore]

Victin

[woven crag]

john hated guy was on the island

the scalae island

[granite forum]

oh i was just making up a hated guy

[scarlet swan]

i almost made a bad joke 😭

[woven crag]

tauic epstein island

[keen knoll]

what

[deft ore]

victin didnt kill my family

[granite forum]

john hated guy list

[woven crag]

scalae from cryptid definitely owns an equivalent to the island

im just saying

[deft ore]

john hated guy didnt kill himself

[woven crag]

and crustulum was on it

[granite forum]

the trump administration won't leak the john hated guy files

[woven crag]

and googol play card

and canvas

[deft ore]

scalae actually scaled how many islands it owned

[hard patio]

when are we getting the to-do files?

[deft ore]

it has like seven

[woven crag]

or 6

[deft ore]

eris shut up

[woven crag]

GYHSAJHASJHSJAHAHAHAHHA

[granite forum]

burn.

[deft ore]

also ://SEED

[woven crag]

what if it was also a higher operator

and scaled more

[keen knoll]

flames

[deft ore]

and speculo

[keen knoll]

like my mod-

[woven crag]

and pointer

[granite forum]

compound interest is wild

[woven crag]

and boredom

[granite forum]

tenebris

[deft ore]

also gateway

[granite forum]

trop smoothie

[woven crag]

double scales

[deft ore]

and oil lamp

[granite forum]

sapling

[deft ore]

and gemini

[woven crag]

demicolon

[granite forum]

gemini is mid

[hard patio]

please dont tell me my goat kidnapping is on there

[granite forum]

compared to oil lamp/trop smoothie

[hard patio]

middeni

[deft ore]

lowercase m was there

[granite forum]

with hook especially

[woven crag]

kidnapping would never go to the scalae isladn

[granite forum]

to a flash card

[deft ore]

why is gemini immutable

[granite forum]

idk

[woven crag]

because

[granite forum]

balancing

[woven crag]

the value isnt in its description

[deft ore]

lowercase m provided the children

[woven crag]

also balancing

[hard patio]

hell yeah we love flashcard

[granite forum]

worse than 2 rares and it's exotic 🎑

[woven crag]

also

xekanos was there too

[granite forum]

well you //:HOOK flashcard to trop smoothie

then you have econ based exponential scaling

[deft ore]

why flashcard when crustulum exists

[granite forum]

then compound interest

[woven crag]

hook is 10 triggers only now right

and then it dies

on latest

[deft ore]

iterum and chad were on the island

[hard patio]

was The Filler there?

[granite forum]

I was able to get a bulgoe with +ee10000 chips by sitting and rerolling for an hour

[woven crag]

iterum would NEVER

[granite forum]

exposed is on the island

[deft ore]

wait right iterum is capped

[woven crag]

yeah

[granite forum]

and abstact cards

idfk

[woven crag]

katarraktis was on the island

epitachyno too

[deft ore]

that one tetration ascended mr bones exotic was there

[woven crag]

every ascensio joker was there

[deft ore]

only the exotics

[woven crag]

true

and the entropics

btw did you know that entropic sunny joker doesnt even work

[hard patio]

even.... balatro themselves????

[deft ore]

balatro wanted to be there but wasnt invited

due to not scaling

[woven crag]

like im sorry but this just isnt correct in any world

fucking

decation

or whatever its called

and its still 3 e's

[steady crown]

How do I play the entire deck hand?
I managed to draw my entire deck, played it, but the hand being scored is a flush 73 or something :<

[woven crag]

it has to be a base deck

[barren ridge]

so you have all 52 unique cards in the deck?

[steady crown]

oh! ok

Thanks

[barren ridge]

what hand did you play?

[woven crag]

it was a high card +2

[barren ridge]

as in, 3 cards played with hyperspace tether?

[woven crag]

well

helios

but same effect

so yes

so i shouldve had 2^^^^^^^^1e300 ascension power

at least

[barren ridge]

weird, 2^^^^^^^^1e300 should definitely be much higher than triple e

[teal lintel]

silksong balatro mod when? (every single enemy needs a card and every place needs a deck)

[woven crag]

bilewater deck: its just the cruelty challenge

[sacred relic]

ez win

plants vs zombies is the best

[woven crag]

peak

still water.......

[barren ridge]

assuming level 1 ascension power (or not, it hardly matters) your score should be on the order of 1.25^(2^^^^^^^^1e300), meaning it should more or less end with #1##8

[woven crag]

well generally number of #'s can be approximated from the hyperoperation iirc

roughly being equivalent to the hyperoperation-1

[deft ore]

wrong chat

[woven crag]

why

[deft ore]

also why are you playing on lower gamespeed

[woven crag]

theres mods

[deft ore]

i guess

idk it feels like posting vanilla runs with jokerdisplay here

[woven crag]

🤷

[deft ore]

like. thats still just vanilla gameplay

[woven crag]

so i should have approx. 7 #'s i think

[stable juniper]

wazzup modding chaaaaaaat

how are we doing todayyyyy

[deft ore]

hi ghostsalt

[woven crag]

helo

[stable juniper]

wave :D!

[woven crag]

i am doing nothing of value

[stable juniper]

i should talk here more often, you guys are awesome

[stable juniper]

omg same!! nothing buddies

[woven crag]

except

i feel like i should be doing things of value

[keen knoll]

hi

[woven crag]

and i probably should be

and i dont Like That

[deft ore]

i need to do things of value but i havent been

[blissful mango]

where can i find that one deck that makes it so that chips and mult get added together and then multiplied by smth else

[scarlet swan]

same
i should but im not

[steady crown]

how do I unlock the crash achievement in Cryptid? I've used it twice, but it didnt unlock :<

[woven crag]

they stop when cryptid works

ig they fucked up the saving

when unlocking the achievement?

idk

[scarlet swan]

is tenor blocked on this server

[woven crag]

yes

[barren ridge]

ace in crash?

[woven crag]

no just using crash i think

[stable juniper]

mooood ;u;

[woven crag]

ace in crash is a wierd one anyway

[blissful mango]

.

[deft ore]

no you have to get the ace in crash and then run the check_for_unlock

[stable juniper]

fun fact! being stressed causes bad things!

[woven crag]

yeah

[deft ore]

theres not a single piece of code that checks for the achievement unlock

[stable juniper]

fun fact! constantly working causes stress!

[woven crag]

surely i just wont have bad things happen to me

[dreamy abyss]

i think you have to get the ace chance for the "used a crash card" to actually save unfortunately

[woven crag]

you dont

[steady crown]

ace chance?

[deft ore]

clueless

[woven crag]

it gives the achievement on use

any use

[deft ore]

oh wait the other crash achievement

[woven crag]

and saves like everything in a billion ways

[deft ore]

yeah it should be any use

[woven crag]

before crashing

[blissful mango]

guys.. where do i find the deck that adds together chips and mult and then multiplies that by some amount.... please

[steady crown]

oh so is it bugged? :<

[scarlet swan]

check under your bed

[limpid lake]

can you be more specific

[dreamy abyss]

then why's it not saving for people?

[woven crag]

probably

[blissful mango]

it had a third yellow thingy

it was (chips + mult) x yellow thingy

[limpid lake]

sounds like a mod i've never played

[steady crown]

chips + mult x gold?

[deft ore]

chips + mult x money?

[blissful mango]

it was yellow

[steady crown]

munny is yellow

[blissful mango]

only thing i know is it was yellow

oop

yellow

and the screenshot where i saw it had it be like 92

[deft ore]

i dont think its out yet

[woven crag]

it should unlock on startup i think if you used crash

since i dont see a check_for_unlock

[hard patio]

money?

[blissful mango]

IDK

[stable juniper]

evil boostraps

[deft ore]

like this?

[blissful mango]

yes

YESD

THAT

THAT

THAT

[stable juniper]

what was that one mod with the Jank window

[blissful mango]

EXA<CTLY THAT

[dreamy abyss]

well its not happening as far as i can tell, ive had it not work several times but then only when i used ACE it successfully triggered and saved

[woven crag]

they stop when cryptid works

i guess

[blissful mango]

what mod was it

whicvh mod is it

[dreamy abyss]

they stop when cryptid works

[steady crown]

What is ace?

[deft ore]

its not out yet

[blissful mango]

still the post

[deft ore]

arbitrary code execution

[woven crag]

arbitrary code execution

[blissful mango]

wheres the post

[woven crag]

oh

[deft ore]

fixed 1 in 6 from crash

[deft ore]

no post

[steady crown]

ah ok

[blissful mango]

where cna i find anything about it

[steady crown]

so I just have to keep using it until lucky?

[blissful mango]

what is its named

[deft ore]

idk

@lime siren

[stable juniper]

damn when do we get an A Button Challenge in Balatro

[dreamy abyss]

arbitrary code execution. rare outcome of crash, basically a one-use lua console

[deft ore]

someone is curious

[woven crag]

its tied to run seed so if you use it once and it doesnt work it wont work ever in that run

[steady crown]

oh ok! Thanks. That will save a lot of time

[deft ore]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1337725450562310195 ?

goldenleafs thingy i think

[lime siren]

why have i been summoned

[deft ore]

your deck thats (chips + mult) x money

[lime siren]

oh my mod

[deft ore]

i cant find anything on it

i assume its not released yet?

[lime siren]

yeah i only have a github mb

not a #1209506514763522108 post

[blissful mango]

i want to play that deck specifically..

[deft ore]

you should put the github in your bio

and also probably make a modding post

[woven crag]

M O D I N B I O

[lime siren]

ig i can make it but if feels unready

[scarlet swan]

its fine

[limber oak]

im NOT taking that thank you very much

[scarlet swan]

my mod has barely been made yet and it still has a modding post

[woven crag]

dont you want something awesome?

[vivid seal]

take it

[blissful mango]

it has 50% chance of cloning every joker trust

[deft ore]

surely its good clueless

[vivid seal]

it gives you blueprint

[limber oak]

i don't want to deal with the roaring fraud

[woven crag]

what if you get lucky

though

[vivid seal]

I would never lie to you fireice

[blissful mango]

take it it has 50% chance of cloning every joker

[dreamy abyss]

||i assume you have the achievement already||

[limber oak]

i have a valid reason to NOT take it

[vivid seal]

it gives blueprint

[scarlet swan]

you're missing out on a free perkeo

[vivid seal]

blueprint

blueprint is good

[limber oak]

why blueprint
i have canvas

[woven crag]

copy canvas

[stable juniper]

oh guys btw

[limber oak]

no

[woven crag]

yes

[stable juniper]

i'm adding pronouns to all phanta jokers :3c

[woven crag]

peak

[limber oak]

i will not let the fox kitty couple get swooned 😭

[dreamy abyss]

ronouns

[deft ore]

did you know swoon doesnt actually debuff every joker

it doesnt debuff jokers that are kris

[vivid seal]

it's goated

[woven crag]

which are

[deft ore]

"j_stencil",
"j_invisible",
"j_hpot_balatro_free_smods_download_2025",
"j_hpot_notajoker",
"j_hpot_nxkoodead",
"j_hpot_retriggered",
"j_hpot_labubu",
"j_hpot_jtem_special_week",
"j_hpot_sticker_master",
"j_hpot_sticker_dealer"

[limber oak]

i can just find an ectoplasm THEN fish for blueprint

[woven crag]

why are any of those besides dead nxkoo considered kris

[dreamy abyss]

oh my god it doesn't debuff the joker that retriggered?

[lime siren]

give me like 10 minutes and ill have a #1209506514763522108 page witht he mod ready

[stable juniper]

engineering students at university:

[dreamy abyss]

so kris is both winter soldier and markiplier confirmed

[deft ore]

can spell kris apparently

idk i didnt make the list

[woven crag]

what if there was a joker that retriggered doesnt contain the letter K

[limber oak]

i found myself...

[woven crag]

smh

[deft ore]

stencil doesnt have k r or s

[scarlet swan]

i should probably make my spectral cards for my mod now

[woven crag]

ok idk

[deft ore]

ask toma

[keen knoll]

hey i hav a self insert too :D

[dreamy abyss]

what if there was a joker that retriggered

[woven crag]

im

so blind

[dreamy abyss]

lmao

[deft ore]

oh wait stencil does have it

[limpid lake]

stencil doesn't have an s?

[deft ore]

its JOKER stencil not just stencil

[deft ore]

im blind

clearly

[blissful mango]

we are utdr fans

[dreamy abyss]

balatro modding chat learns how to spell

[limpid lake]

joe tencl

[blissful mango]

we cant read

[dreamy abyss]

you know what they say about 98% of balatro fans

[hard plank]

what will happen to cold beans

[limpid lake]

the beans will chill

[deft ore]

the beans took a pretty weird route

[woven crag]

beangrave

sunn

[hard plank]

my fucking melon pult i swear

[woven crag]

cooked pult

[stable juniper]

aikoyori

[woven crag]

it beaned

it snew

[limpid lake]

it sall'd

[plush hound]

ball'd

[vital zealot]

evil baladamn

[limber oak]

bro looked up at the incoming pianist then died

[lime siren]

wow my mod is out insane :clueless:

[steady crown]

uh?

[wind token]

Negative negative joker would take up a slot

[deft ore]

negative adds a joker slot not takes up a negative slot

[wind token]

I’m making a joke bc negative and negative make a positive

[worn dagger]

My limited edition Astro curry 😋

[wind token]

I’m making a joke

I hope you die

My toaster

I also don’t even like toast

[honest dock]

@hard plank I want to try your mod now

[deft ore]

you know what they say

all toasters toast toast

[deft ore]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1326135270759993364

[honest dock]

Thks

[worn dagger]

But not all toasts toaster

[exotic tree]

HOTFIXESSSSSSSSS

"please, I just need new content. my family is starving"

"you get hotfix, take it or leave it"

[fickle elbow]

How hot are the fixes

[exotic tree]

Not as hot as me, sadly

[honest dock]

Wtf is that

[exotic tree]

It appears to award you thirty-five thousand dollars for discarding a 7

[honest dock]

Atp I just have infinite money 😭🤣

[honest dock]

Yeah I know, but the game gonna become shop simulator

[woven crag]

more specifically, it is thrity-five thousand two-hundred and thiry-seven

thrity

thiry

wow

[woven orchid]

cardpropnouns reference???!!

[topaz parrot]

Thirty

[vital zealot]

wsg chat

[granite forum]

it’s so windy the traffic lights are bobbing up and down

[vital zealot]

i got wind AND snow up here bro im fucking freezing

[granite forum]

i’m freezing too

no snow tho

feels like 23 outside and i’m in a hoodie and sweatpants

[vital zealot]

wool sweaters help

a LOT

[granite forum]

14 degrees of wind chill

[vital zealot]

and then you wear full layers and you still freeze

[fickle elbow]

I miss Alaska, it was so nice there tons of snow too.

[exotic tree]

But beware

El mosco

[granite forum]

Finally caught my bus

i was so hunkered up in my hoodie it passed me for a second and i had to run after it

[vital zealot]

you what

[fickle elbow]

I miss it, going outside when its dark and snowing was so nice.

[dreamy abyss]

ffs

can we get a honeypot channel or something for these bloody scam accounts already

[neon orchid]

We need that channel that instantly bans anyone that speaks it in be the first channel like that one screenshot o saw

[dreamy abyss]

yeah. a honeypot channel. thats what i said.

[neon orchid]

Didn’t know that was what it was called

That’s a stupid name

Call it a flytrap

[grand geode]

ho(t)neypot

[wise bear]

i wanted to make a version of this with rental stickers but idk what the name of it would be

[dreamy abyss]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_(computing)
i didnt come up with it so

[neon orchid]

I’m going back in time to change it to flytrap

[deft ore]

why would you ever use distress

[wise bear]

i actually do not think there would ever be a reason for wanting a perishable sticker but it felt weird not having all 3

[neon orchid]

Buffs other jokers

[wise bear]

also the image looks cool

[deft ore]

i love useless cards /s

its not even funny

[wise bear]

maybe i make them thier own category and make Distress just so you dont consistently pull Triumph or the rental spectral lol

idk

[wise bear]

hows that

[neon orchid]

Idk doubles the current effect if it’s scaling and if it’s not then like foils them or something

This was an improv

[deft ore]

whats the purpose of the rental spectral also

rentals have an upside in the shop because theyre cheap

you dont get that from existing jokers

[wise bear]

that is a great question

[wise bear]

the names of these come from the sayings of Jesus on the cross which is why they're images of Madonna and a fallen angel

[wise bear]

maybe it could make a joker in a shop perishable instead so the cheap cost can actually come into play

[deft ore]

perishable has no upsides

[wise bear]

its there so when it spawns you get angry

that you didnt get the actual two good ones

I MEANT RENTAL

i meant rental

[wise bear]

rental********

[deft ore]

this is bad game design

[stable juniper]

hello again ^u^

am Bored™ so am here for a bit

[deft ore]

hi ghostsalt

[stable juniper]

haihai :3

maybe i should just go to bed, but eh

nearly midnight, 8am start tomorrow

[fickle elbow]

Art

[deft ore]

with that time you probably should go to bed

[stable juniper]

is this Hollow Knight related?

[fickle elbow]

Silksong

[stable juniper]

same thinggggggggggg :3

[stable juniper]

honestly ya fair enough

[wise bear]

you are right even if i think the idea is funny

this looks cool tho i wanna use this image at some point

[stable juniper]

okie lemme commit the Phanta and BFDI changes i've made, so i can have them on my other laptop, for uni

[pronouns are done btw!]

[fickle elbow]

What should i draw now, I've made a Joker guy, Po3, and First Sinner so far.

[neon orchid]

Draw jimbo digging his own grave

[stable juniper]

wild idea: draw a Voucher

[neon orchid]

Enhanced/editioned/sealed cards are more likely to draw the less discards and hands you currently have

[deft harness]

yall i disabled some mods and my game crashed and i cant get it to launch without crashing please hel[p me

[stable juniper]

log?

[deft harness]

how do i find that?

[stable juniper]

run the game, send the thing that it says when it crashes

[deft harness]

alr

[stable juniper]

also, if you need to reenable a mod without being able to open the game, delete the .lovelyignore file in it

a mod is disabled if it has a .lovelyignore

[deft harness]

alr thx

[stable juniper]

npnp

[deft harness]

Oops! The game crashed:
Syntax error: card.lua:5597: 'end' expected (to close 'function' at line 2083) near '<eof>'

A bad lovely patch has resulted in this crash.

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1o-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0~BETA-1016c-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.8.0
Platform: Windows

Stack Traceback

(3) C function 'function: 0x389a6ea0'
(4) global C function 'require'
(5) main chunk of file 'main.lua' at line 896
(6) global C function 'require'
(7) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:323' (best guess)
Local variables:
c = table: 0x389af740 {identity:false, version:11.5, accelerometerjoystick:true, modules:table: 0x389af918, gammacorrect:false, title:Balatro, externalstorage:false (more...)}
openedconsole = boolean: false
confok = boolean: true
conferr = nil
(8) global C function 'xpcall'
(9) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:362' (best guess)
Local variables:
result = boolean: true
(10) global C function 'xpcall'
(11) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
func = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
inerror = boolean: true
deferErrhand = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
earlyinit = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])

[vital zealot]

you can also copy and paste the .lovelyignore from one mod to antoher if you wanna remotley disable it

[stable juniper]

hmm. try updating lovely

[deft harness]

uhhh

alr

[stable juniper]

if you already have the most up to date version then no worries

also update SMODS

that looks out of date

[though, don't quote me]

🐱

[vital zealot]

car

[stable juniper]

cats and cars: both purr

also chat we are so back, you can now refer to the Phanta Jokers without offending them

[deft ore]

whats the mod list

[stable juniper]

car

[deft ore]

thats latest release

car

[stable juniper]

mm

he's so cool :3

mm i should crossmod with more peeps

sounds like fun

[deft harness]

whats that?

[deft ore]

like

what mods you have

as in

a list of mods

[deft harness]

alr

oh hey it was cyptid

[deft harness]

yall does buncos mod have any dependancies?

[deft harness]

i cant find it in my mods when i start the game

[stable juniper]

perhaps eventually, i'd wanna add an Astro Joker to Phanta :3c

but das not really crossmod anyway hehe

i mean it's the hot new thing to do

trendy

[neon orchid]

Cross mods, how silly

[stable juniper]

i think of crossmodding as making mods friends with each other ^^

[neon orchid]

Astro was never found again

[stable juniper]

and when a mod breaks compatibility with another, they've fallen out ;n;

[neon orchid]

(Notice this is after he mentioned that other guys name)

[stable juniper]

it's like a teacher :D

[stable juniper]

Serious Room joker

[stable juniper]

why would you want this, other than like. being able to afford Mr. Big Moneybags

[wise bear]

what the shit is Mr. Big Moneybags

[deft ore]

campfire value

also free chaos reroll

[stable juniper]

ah i see

[neon orchid]

Mr. Bigger Moneybags where’s it’s x3 but expensiver (50)

And this obviously implies biggest moneybags

[deft ore]

what if mr big moneybags was one operator higher and he scaled

[stable juniper]

Mr. Biggest Moneybags but your money is set to $-99999 every frame

[strange flame]

what to do here

[wise bear]

i didnt think about that tbh

[stable juniper]

damn you're like. an amputee with that many hands /j

[neon orchid]

Set frame rate to -1 to get 99999

I remember getting negative frames sometimes on my windows 7 when I played Roblox

Ideal computer

[strange flame]

the rouund ended and it took me to ante 50 sum

[wise bear]

i dont like this man he seems untrustworthy

and im sure theres other uses probably maybe perhaps

[stable juniper]

round 2 🥀

[stable juniper]

ya it's great with Tempy and Swashy :3

oh sorry he has pronouns now

he's great with Tempy and Swashy :3

[neon orchid]

Yeah so are you

Actually…

Yeah yeah you good

[wise bear]

whats tempy

[deft ore]

temperance

[wise bear]

i kinda still wanna add distress

these are the uncropped images for these if anyone wants to see them

[vapid tusk]

how to add balatro mod

[deft ore]

checkThePins

[solar storm]

Does anyone know how to fix the brainstorm mod I can't get it to work idk if it's because the code I'm using is 11 months old I just can't find another one could someone help plz

[deft ore]

try https://github.com/ABGamma/Brainstorm-Rerolled

[solar storm]

Ok thx I'll try it

[iron thunder]

where did you get gaster from

[solar storm]

Also it might work I just don't know how to use it

[iron thunder]

you must be on something, not onto

🙏

[solar storm]

But I don't think so

[solar storm]

When I'm in it says in the game where it says mods that is on but I can't figure out how to use it

[deft ore]

try reading

[wise bear]

sorry i meant this about Offertory 🧍‍♂️

[stable juniper]

ah 🥀

[vapid tusk]

guys mods dont work

[worn dagger]

Call me Ben because ima drown

[deft ore]

well what's your issue

nobody is going to help you like that

[worn dagger]

I make 0.03472$ per hour

[wise bear]

also made this last night but i did the art in a mobile phone editor so here it is in Jimbo Card Factory so it looks a little better

[worn dagger]

Wait no

I makes 0.00124$ per hour

[deft ore]

why is it a spectral

[wise bear]

ah woops forgot to change that

its named after a beach boys song cause that band has consumed my entire brain and theyre all i think about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFsiQnHsu0

[vapid tusk]

IT WORKED

[worn dagger]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/you-niverse/1742038617?i=1742038619
try this

[wise bear]

pretty good thanks

[worn dagger]

You’re welcome

[worn dagger]

Use this one

[wise bear]

This one is a bit cooler I like the jugs

[worn dagger]

Good choice, jarritos is better

[wise bear]

Never heard of it tbh

[worn dagger]

Might be a Texas thing then

Yee haw state

[wise bear]

I'm from Kentucky apparently it originated in Mexico

[worn dagger]

Texas is a very Mexican state

So makes sense

[fathom gust]

giygas joker that makes your life a living hell visually

i mean

qhar

[wise bear]

Joker that gives you a bunch of Xmult but flips the screen upside down

[fleet cosmos]

are you a cheap AI?

[honest zephyr]

The Vase
Play a round of Vasebreaker

[worn dagger]

no

I'm 13

I make 25$ per month from my mother's alimony

[past lava]

hey guys

[honest zephyr]

potential things a vase can contain:
+30, +60, +90, or +120 chips
+4, +6, +8, or +10 mult
x1.5, x2 mult
-10%, -20% blind requirement
the chips and mult ones but negative
+10, +20% blind requirement
very very small chance to balance your chips and mult

[steady crown]

eek
Im trying to hunt down the elusive "Entire deck" hand, and I'm slowly making my way there. But I encountered a bug that makes me wonder if this run is doomed.
For some reason, my cards keep duplicating at the start of every round 🫠

[worn dagger]

important question

are you licking it off or washing it off

[steady crown]

yes

[worn dagger]

alr

good

[stable juniper]

I should be bed...... but i'm not

/ref

(in bed, on phone)

[worn dagger]

I'm 7:43

[stable juniper]

(eek)

[worn dagger]

playing upload labs

making 733ah/s

[stable juniper]

I read that as a ratio first 😭

chat am i cobra

[keen knoll]

hi

[stable juniper]

cooked*

hi

[worn dagger]

yes you are a snake

[stable juniper]

ssssss

[wanton lintel]

boy do i love mtg sharpiecube
i just made this wondrous thing (alterations are in bright fucking red)

[fickle elbow]

When that happen? Did a wizard do it?

[stable juniper]

level 100 rotter

[keen knoll]

same

[keen knoll]

if it wasnt for obligations id never leave the house probably

[stable juniper]

a wizard bale translates my à round and makes nonsense assurance all the e

[stable juniper]

a wizard badly translates my swipe typing and makes nonsense sentences all the time*

[wanton lintel]

1

[keen knoll]

congrats you chose one

[fickle elbow]

:0

[wanton lintel]

here wait ill grab another card i sharpiecube'd

[keen knoll]

do u play mtg

[stable juniper]

give

[wanton lintel]

yes

[stable juniper]

ginger

honey

bonnet

[humble rampart]

gather the magic

[stable juniper]

😭 it just refuses to type goober

[keen knoll]

neat i dont, i just binge randomly generated mtg card streams because its funny and comfort food

[keen knoll]

hey thats me

[wanton lintel]

gather my magics
-paperman

[keen knoll]

-# the number of times "destroy target player" or "sacrifice a player" appears is hilarious/concerning

[humble rampart]

Gather the Magic
-Coast Wizard

[keen knoll]

yea thats the joke i think

[stable juniper]

chat should i take proper care of my health and sleep

[keen knoll]

i also got sap and honey mixed up when i named them

[worn dagger]

yes

[humble rampart]

why wouldnt you

[keen knoll]

funny enough the species that sappy is based off can be made into an explosive

[stable juniper]

mmmmmmmm okayyyyyyy fiiiiine

nini :3

[wanton lintel]

i also made spider man

[worn dagger]

thats just op

[keen knoll]

does whatever a spider can

[stable juniper]

DAMNIT I JUST CODED A LIVE SERVICE GAME AGAIN

now I gotta shut it downnnn

[keen knoll]

noelle speech bubble

[fickle elbow]

Happens all the time

[stable juniper]

oh before bed uhm

[fickle elbow]

What about bullet

[wanton lintel]

oh it gets worse

[stable juniper]

I love how this channel isn't as much for modded Balatro, as it is a container for the Balatro modders and mod players to talk about Not That™

[keen knoll]

so its an instant win

[worn dagger]

I have this card

[stable juniper]

I genuinely do too

y'all are awesome

[worn dagger]

like the uneditted version

[keen knoll]

does that include me

[fickle elbow]

I confuse this place with off-topic channel constantly

[wanton lintel]

i mean makes sense its a common

[worn dagger]

no I just have the spider man deck

[stable juniper]

it doesn't exclude u, so yeah it includes u :3

[wanton lintel]

you can tell its us bc were more mentally inane

[keen knoll]

wait this does nothing bc the opponent isnt on the battlefield

checkmate

[worn dagger]

mights

[fickle elbow]

Good mights

[stable juniper]

YAY omg nini!!

[wanton lintel]

give me a common or uncommon from spiderman and ill show my sharpiecubed version

[worn dagger]

I CAST GOOD MITE'S SLEEP

[worn dagger]

idk

[forest knoll]

good mite's sleep

[wanton lintel]

HOLYSHIT

[worn dagger]

D:

[keen knoll]

inane means boring lol

[humble rampart]

12 kromer

[keen knoll]

oh

[worn dagger]

me and astro

[keen knoll]

i mean do you guys think i am

[worn dagger]

stupid. (/j)

[keen knoll]

oh,

[wanton lintel]

steel ball

[keen knoll]

ok this one lets you kill your opponent

[wanton lintel]

yes

same as strike

but strike is 2 mana and this is not

w

[keen knoll]

yea its 5

[wanton lintel]

7 bc the ability is activated

[humble rampart]

cat thinking gif

[keen knoll]

oh yea

[wanton lintel]

how does this make you feel

[keen knoll]

what does mill do

[worn dagger]

spider cat next

[wanton lintel]

put cards from library into graveyard

[forest knoll]

inconsistent, gaster blaster beams are blue now but still behave like white attacks

[keen knoll]

oh so you just deck out

fun

[wanton lintel]

well you have to draw a card to die still

but hey 2/3 w deathtouch

[keen knoll]

yipee

its a good donate card at least

[worn dagger]

sent this to my dad and he just said "🤪 "

[keen knoll]

wow your dad is cool

[worn dagger]

what

[keen knoll]

did you mill your deck

[keen knoll]

busted

[worn dagger]

actually insane

[wanton lintel]

wait until you see what i did to vibrant cityscape

[humble rampart]

i forgot mtg has a hand size limit

never touchin it

[worn dagger]

no

play it

now

do it

now

NOW

[wanton lintel]

you like never go above it ever

ive never gone over hand size

[humble rampart]

no i already burnt myself out of pokemon tcg and that shit was fun

[worn dagger]

same

[humble rampart]

yeah cuz ur not supposed to

[keen knoll]

i wouldnt touch mtg because im dumb and deck building is scary

also other people are way tooo good at it

[keen knoll]

in comparison

[humble rampart]

yeah you dont get to play your first dozen matches of any pvp game

especiallt if you dont play w friends to teach you

which sucks

[keen knoll]

laughing at random gen cards is fun tho

[keen knoll]

right that too

and also dumping all that money

[wanton lintel]

this is why i like draft it has 0 p2w 😁 everyone gets the same winning odds

[humble rampart]

just play on tabletop sim or sumn

or the other million mtg emulators

[keen knoll]

draft?

[wise bear]

the screen effects arent in a set order but it does shit like flip the screen upside down and make the entire screen wave back and forth

they all stack

[wanton lintel]

basically each person gets 3 packs
open pack pick 1-2 pas it along
building a deck from what is passed to you

[keen knoll]

oh god

i have 0 idea how to make a deck

[wanton rapids]

draft is like 10x more skill based though

[wanton lintel]

fair

[humble rampart]

Where are they

[keen knoll]

is that good

[worn dagger]

yes

[keen knoll]

yea see

[wanton lintel]

i mean
free extra land per turn

[worn dagger]

@wanton lintel remove the then shuffle part

[humble rampart]

mtg is just annoying to learn

fucking 7 phases in a turn

god damn

[wanton lintel]

dont feel like it

[keen knoll]

wwwha

[humble rampart]

its like

[wanton lintel]

i rlly just go

untap my shit
do stuff
fight
end turn

[humble rampart]

idfk what it is

im a hater i dont need to be informed

[keen knoll]

lucky number ig

[wanton rapids]

untap upkeep draw first main like 7 combat steps second main end step

[humble rampart]

i know theres some shit like main phase and then second main phase

[keen knoll]

unkeep??

oh

[humble rampart]

which sounds like self fucking parody

[wanton lintel]

like "at start of turn"

[humble rampart]

main phase and then the other main phase which is also main

[keen knoll]

action phases ig

[wanton lintel]

fair enough

[humble rampart]

pokemon just has
start of turn
turn
end turn

[keen knoll]

sure thats some unset card

[humble rampart]

like it should be

that happens before the game starts in the phase where someone dares suggest i play magic the gathering

[keen knoll]

sacrifice target player

[wanton rapids]

the game is fun but don't get into it because hasbro

[humble rampart]

enjoy it while things can happen

[keen knoll]

oh right

[wanton lintel]

i used to play pokemon but actually nobody i knew knew how to play then my friend dragged me into mtg and i just liked it bc it was pokemon w more strategy then play attack play attack

i still have like a fuck tone of pokemon cards

[wise bear]

It makes this sound every time it activates or increases in mult

[humble rampart]

ptcg is more fun because the characters actually look cool instead of being high fantasy

[humble rampart]

is it that delayed

[keen knoll]

i wish i had irl friends that were actually available

[wise bear]

Maybe

What's the other one

This actually isn't the one I wanted but I can't find it

[wanton lintel]

i mean also the next set is avatar last airbender which literally was my childhood so i might be biased atm

[humble rampart]

if an irl friend wants to play a card game lock your doors and windows stay inside and keep a loaded firearm aimed at the entrance at all times as you dial 9-1-1

[keen knoll]

s there a balatro one

[wise bear]

I dont can u send it

[keen knoll]

what why

[wise bear]

You mean the atumalaka one

[wanton lintel]

what if they offer to play balatro multiplayer or poker

[wise bear]

The what???

That's the atumalaka one

That's a better one tbh

[humble rampart]

do not trust anyone
they wear your friend's voices like masks to fool you

[woven orchid]

what the blue

[humble rampart]

hakuna matata

[keen knoll]

????? is it so bad

[wanton lintel]

oh i thought you meant this one

[humble rampart]

yeah dont play any trading card game

i played pokemon cards for like a year and i was fucking miserable

i got a boyfriend when i stopped

life rewarded me

[keen knoll]

im already miserable /j

[keen knoll]

so youre saying if i play a tcg for a year then quit i get a bf?

[wise bear]

It plays this noise every time it activates or increases in Mult and it goes up in pitch every time and never goes back down

[wanton rapids]

MoreChips

[keen knoll]

i mean gf

[wanton rapids]

no you get a boyfriend

[wanton lintel]

idk i did the same and all i got was gender dysphoria

[keen knoll]

but im a guy

[wanton rapids]

if you are a girl you get a girlfriend i dont make the rules

[wanton lintel]

chippy deck

[humble rampart]

yeah but its the same reason you feel good after taking an ice bath
your brain gives you feel good chemicals as you warm up so you dont induce fucking hypothermia again

[woven orchid]

you need to be gay

[wanton lintel]

true~1

[humble rampart]

imagine if you had a horse that ran into an electric fence a bunch
so you give it treats if it stays away
but now it thinks if it gets more hurt it gets more trests then chucks itself into an oven

[wanton lintel]

like genuinely as soon as i kinda stopped thinking abt the pokemon tcg i went from night to willow to lyre

[humble rampart]

yeah well people still do ice baths so

checkmate rat fuck

[serene delta]

?

[wanton lintel]

those people are what we call mentally insane

[humble rampart]

-She said, in the balatro discord server.

[lime siren]

If I get desperate I will stop playing counter strike or something

Would that work

[keen knoll]

lol

[humble rampart]

yeah

[keen knoll]

i hate counterstrike

[lost inlet]

i still play tf2 occasionally

[humble rampart]

thats just a good life decision to take

in general

[lost inlet]

[lime siren]

But i play it with friends :(

[humble rampart]

tf2 is better than counter strike in a zillion ways

[humble rampart]

get a better activity

or better friends

[lost inlet]

the spy

[keen knoll]

cough scorch shot

[wanton lintel]

ok but were in the gambling class of mental insanity
when i say mental insanity i mean the typa ppl to eat an onion or a tomato like an apple

[humble rampart]

the existence of soldier tf2 invalidates any and all reason to play counter strike

[lost inlet]

flare gun is more fun anyways

[keen knoll]

bleed for 8 seconds

[lime siren]

Yeah i just setup a 24/7 MC server for that

[keen knoll]

im more of a detonator kinda guy

[lime siren]

But also they are very good friends how rude

[lost inlet]

i like it when i just kill someone running away from me with a 90 damage crit

[humble rampart]

respect it

[lost inlet]

honestly pyro combos are just fun

[humble rampart]

they make you play counter strike they cant possibly be that good

[wanton lintel]

i do not play shooter games i am only good as snipers and even then i get slimed ha;f the time

[lost inlet]

i need to practice them more

[keen knoll]

the dopamine hit from right clicking and seeing a crowd instantly alight is so good

[keen knoll]

slime

[humble rampart]

"i have good friends!!! they just make me step into a bear trap once a week! for loyalty!!"

[lost inlet]

cow mangler is funny for similar reasons

[lime siren]

You fool you absolute buffoon I make them (/j)
On a serious note CS can be fun if you're not an insane tryhard only focussed on winning

[keen knoll]

yeaa, the cm charge shot is awesome even if it takes a while to reload

[wanton lintel]

which having fun is the objective best way to play anything

[humble rampart]

the game is built for inwqne tryhards

thats the point

[keen knoll]

door stuck

[lost inlet]

i also play demoknight a lot

[wanton lintel]

"blows up pancakes with mind" ass astro

[lost inlet]

because sword funny

[keen knoll]

which sword

[lost inlet]

half zatoichi

[keen knoll]

half zat

is my fav too :D

the health on kill is fun

[lost inlet]

yea

i'm not super good with it

[keen knoll]

and the half zat instakill thing is fun

[lost inlet]

but it's fun

[humble rampart]

its like $1 for every weapon

combined

[lost inlet]

and i did get like 5 kills with it in like 30 seconds once

[lime siren]

Eh maybe, core gameplay goes hard imo

[humble rampart]

stand still, shoot guy, die, wait until next round

exhilirating

[keen knoll]

competitive games scare me because i cant compete

[humble rampart]

good

[keen knoll]

-# and trauma where my brother forced me to play it for like 5 hours and kept killing me lol

[humble rampart]

thats your brain recognizing the game is ass

[lost inlet]

my brother did this shit with rocket league

[keen knoll]

oof

it sucks

[lost inlet]

yeah

[keen knoll]

that night ended with me cutting my hand open by accident

[wanton lintel]

competitive games scare me bc i am only good as a sniper and i get shot dead whenever i try

[humble rampart]

remember that you dont owe anything to anyone and if you stop having fun with a game you can just stop playing and the other people will wake up tomorrow not caring

[keen knoll]

but the feeling of despair :(

[humble rampart]

this applies to quitting out of games you win, quitting out of games you lose, quitting because you feel like playing cookie clicker for a bit

[humble rampart]

they wont give a shit tomorrow

or 30 minutes from when you quit

people have lives

and if they dont thats their problem

[keen knoll]

i mean my own feeling of despair from losing a bunch

[lime siren]

Very true

[humble rampart]

just quit and do something else

or smth

[lime siren]

skill issue yeah the game is probably not for you if that's your view of the core gameplay (I'm tired so to clarify there is no malicious undertones in this statement)

Wait is malicious the right word

[humble rampart]

one time i altf4d our of a fighting game match because the other person was way newer and i wasnt having fun steamrolling them

[keen knoll]

any word is the right word in the right context

[humble rampart]

they for some reason got offended by it

[keen knoll]

pride ig

i get it

[lime siren]

Ok but is this the right context then :clueless:

[humble rampart]

i saved both of our times

[keen knoll]

yea i think so

[wanton lintel]

draw cards.

[keen knoll]

osborn

[lime siren]

Maybe they enjoy the slow process of learning from a tough opponent idk

[wanton lintel]

osborn

[keen knoll]

i dont it feels miserable

[lime siren]

Would draw cards if it wasn't 3 am and I knew what I wanted to draw

[wanton lintel]

indubitably

[keen knoll]

i would if uuh executive dysfunction

[humble rampart]

the games would last 15 seconds im not subjecting myself to a match that lasts less time than the loading screen to get to it

[keen knoll]

how does your console load games in 15 seconds is it outdated

[lime siren]

Anyhow to get back to this it might already too late as I've accumulated 4 digit play time

Or is it

[keen knoll]

i have 4 digit hours in tf2

(1003)

[humble rampart]

who said anything about a console

[lime siren]

That is also fair

[keen knoll]

oh

[humble rampart]

i play games for fun not to improve

if its not fun why bother

[wise bear]

How would you mod in screen effects for something like this

[humble rampart]

polychrome over everything

+flashinf lights warning

[deft ore]

apply shaders to the whole screen

[lime siren]

To not feel like you wasted money on micro transactions :clueless:
God I hate microtransactions

[deft ore]

vanilla should have something to cross-reference it has crt shader

[humble rampart]

their fault for buying shit

[turbid heart]

Money generation jokers when they're beaten by money loss jokers

[humble rampart]

why would i use that

that art is sweetttt

[turbid heart]

2x Mult

[humble rampart]

but i dont get to ever have money¿

[turbid heart]

yeah

[keen knoll]

shoukd be common

[turbid heart]

i considered common but like

i can see straight build

[wise bear]

"You should probably not use this joker if you're sensitive to flashing lights and overstimulating imagery. Or if you enjoy this game's visuals and don't want it to become clown vomit."

[humble rampart]

sure

ig

works

[turbid heart]

im thinking about it

[humble rampart]

i just dont think removing money is a good downside

or that most jokers even need downsides

[fickle elbow]

I think the rank conditions with the pay loss makes downgrading warranted

[turbid heart]

yea

can see that

just thinking if it'll be enjoyable to play with

[humble rampart]

the money is like completely unrelated to the upside

beyond just being cute

[humble rampart]

thats pretty cool

ilike it

good common

i enjoy

[humble rampart]

🧂

[turbid heart]

lot of fun ones

[turbid heart]

still one of my favorites

[humble rampart]

yummy lookin

[wanton lintel]

do i have to make astro in sharpiecube now

[turbid heart]

another very fun one imo

[blissful stag]

The illusion of free choice