⚙・modding-general

[keen knoll]

redownload

[rain orbit]

That's what I did

[limpid lake]

no, i'm not calling you stupid
i'm suggesting that you should try figuring it out, instead of assuming there's a password hidden in the crash log that only experienced coders can see

[flat condor]

anyone have the sfx for stone jokers?

[keen knoll]

do it again, i never touched h*tpot so i didnt test the crossmod code

or you could just remove that garbage too

[formal thistle]

i have an idea for a mod that kinda jsut adds a bunch of random bullshit from other things

[rain orbit]

Hotpot is booted and it loads to the title screen

Thank you

[buoyant kestrel]

exponentia is exotic so it is bad now because rarities swap

[formal thistle]

one of the ideas i have is a "tapping sticker" like you can tap it and turn it sideways to have effects

[buoyant kestrel]

so evil stuff can happen

[formal thistle]

like in magic

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing

amazing

[formal thistle]

and like the sacrafice room from inscryption except you sacrifice 1 joker and put its effect on another and pretty much combine them

it'd act like a pack

[mint spindle]

JAMIRROR

GET BACK TO WORK

[buoyant kestrel]

Roothiah: Square root current mult when XChips is triggered

[mint spindle]

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm not doing any more coding lmao

[mint spindle]

I'M GETTING ANGTRY!@!!!1!

[mint spindle]

we're cooked

sigh jamirror just...

doesn't love me

[buoyant kestrel]

i didn't mean overall but like i want to do less because of John Burnout

[mint spindle]

the way he used to

😔

what the fuck does that mean

[buoyant kestrel]

me when the

[mint spindle]

💔

[mint spindle]

haha sometimes

[limpid lake]

i could really use a wish right now

[formal thistle]

what the fuck does this mean kobe bryant

[mint spindle]

oh

don't we all

[formal thistle]

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

I could use a dream or a genie or a wish

To go back to a place much simpler than in this

'Cause after all the partyin', and smashin', and crashin'

And all the glitz, and the glam, and the fashion

[mint spindle]

i could use a... blessing

from the gods

[mint spindle]

from the gods maybe the greek gods or something idk

anyway

i'm gonna go

so bye guys wow i need to announce my exit what a lo-

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm gonna do more greek maybe

[mint spindle]

greek what

huh

[buoyant kestrel]

grok

[mint spindle]

wdym greek

[buoyant kestrel]

grok cards

[mint spindle]

ah

[buoyant kestrel]

real

[mint spindle]

now i get it

the secret mod we're working on about grok cards

Brilliant

[buoyant kestrel]

@Grok is the left card the same as the right card?

[mint spindle]

No.

also fuck wait

we weren't supposed to leak grok cards

[buoyant kestrel]

oh nar

[mint spindle]

oh no!1!!

darn now we have to restart

[buoyant kestrel]

explode 💣

[mint spindle]

how about seu pai cards

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah!!

[mint spindle]

let's see copilot gemini chatgpt

claude is one right

oh we gotta get perplexity in there

deepseek

all of 'em

[buoyant kestrel]

what we should do is ask chatgpt for a joker idea and just keep feeding the idea into itself forever telling it to make variations forever

seems cool

[past lava]

sora ai maybe??

[wise bear]

My original idea was 20 dollars and 10 dollars it seemed like a bit much but thinking about it now it might be better

Or maybe like 20 dollars and 8 dollars

[thorn rampart]

what are yall thinking of this effect

[lost bolt]

Okay so this partner basically makes the earlygame free but you can't buy anything unless you find some good mult to replace it

But if you find its counterpart it makes a strong joker very powerful

[verbal fiber]

how quaint

[thorn rampart]

pineapple.

[deft ore]

pineapple

[storm forum]

paneipple

[fickle elbow]

Painapple

[lost bolt]

Maybe make it start at less than $9? that's how many colors are represented on it

[round mango]

jokerforge

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm gonna torture this ai by forcing it to add effects to this joker forever
i'm not even gonna implement this this is a sisyphean task over here.

[lost bolt]

and you can buy one rare jokers or whatever

[buoyant kestrel]

just saw gain 3000 chips it knows whats up

[verbal fiber]

slightly underpowered i think it need more effects

[buoyant kestrel]

Score +2 mult for each Club card in the final hand. Reveal 1 card at start of round; if it's a Club, gain +1 mult. After playing a hand with 3+ Clubs, shuffle a random Club into your deck. If you play 5 Clubs in a single hand, gain 3000 Chips and 3 Mult. Once per round, you may convert a non-Club card in your hand to a Club of the same rank. Whenever you discard a Club, draw 1 card. If your hand contains only Clubs, gain +50% hand score. At the end of a round, if you've played 10+ Clubs total, deal 1 damage to all bosses. Each unplayed Club in hand at the end of a round grants +1 Mult for the next round. When playing a flush, gain +1 Coin per Club in hand.

pure insanity rn

[wise bear]

I saw a youtuber named Yahiamice make a balatro mod and its honestly made me wanna try making mods for this game again

[buoyant kestrel]

imma keep going

[verbal fiber]

"deal 1 damage to all bosses"

[wise bear]

Oh wait this should have the (changes at the end of every round) thing

Is that how its worded

[verbal fiber]

thats a LOT of dollars

[blissful stag]

someone ate one of them

[wise bear]

I have this weaker version

[fickle elbow]

Wasn't me

[verbal fiber]

i think even thats too much depending on what rarity it would be

if youre trying to make it vanilla ish balance

[wise bear]

What do u think would be a good amount?

Also im not like trying to stick to exact Vanillia balance I guess but I am trying to make something that isn't super overpowered

[verbal fiber]

5 dollars if exact poker hand and 2 if it contains one?

[blissful stag]

ughhh one of the golden ones is stuck with the basic ones that looks so annoying

and 19 is a prime i cant even halve them accordingly

[buoyant kestrel]

gives dollars based on the last digit of the seconds in the system clock

[blissful stag]

im just gonna make an extra flavor

whats a common flavor of icecream

[wise bear]

I feel like 2 is a little too low

[verbal fiber]

wow really i never wouldve guessed in a bajillion years

[wise bear]

But im not sure

[verbal fiber]

i mean it activates every hand so theres a LOT of opportunities per round

[buoyant kestrel]

i had told it to make an ortalabbed version and forced it to combine both then i told it to double the effects

amazing

[verbal fiber]

X3 mult if hand is played within the first beat of the measure of the bgm currently playing

[buoyant kestrel]

dw i'm not doing allat

[wise bear]

True

[buoyant kestrel]

i just think its funny to force this ai to add ideas forever especially since i silenced its voice in the prompt

[wise bear]

And it changes at the end of a blind and not the hand

[buoyant kestrel]

hold on i told it to double again

[verbal fiber]

yeah that extra +1 temporary coin and +1 push are really useful in lategame this ones pretty good

it forces you to play the entirety of the sans fight every hand and if you take damage you lose the run

if you get through it gives you x3

thank you for clarifying what the number one is

[alpine cosmos]

whats that word after the word number

if only i had someone clarify what it meant

[buoyant kestrel]

ight time to do character shuffling

do you know what a bonus ante is

[buoyant kestrel]

now i actually want to make it

whether the text will mean anything is another story

[wise bear]

Does To Do list swap when you finish an ante

[verbal fiber]

no its blinds

[wise bear]

Wait no i meant blind shit

[buoyant kestrel]

@fair thistle the initial input was in english 💀

super mario

[verbal fiber]

can you ask it to explain the effect in fortnite terms

[buoyant kestrel]

hold on i gotta do this lmao

[blissful stag]

I ran out of flavors

[verbal fiber]

couldve done the kraft mac n chese ice cream

[buoyant kestrel]

this is for the previous one since that screenshot is a character desc

fortnut

[blissful stag]

that would be a bizzare flavor

i alread have 5 of those and theyre like the soul for these

[verbal fiber]

its real

[buoyant kestrel]

https://people.com/van-leeuwen-kraft-macaroni-and-cheese-ice-cream-is-back-walmart-8362074

yummy

and yellow

[blissful stag]

you would NEVER guess what these flavors are

except the last one

im pretty sure thats obvious

[buoyant kestrel]

hmmm

cotton candy for the leftmost?

[blissful stag]

no i just made the first one up

[buoyant kestrel]

looks like cotton candy like not cotton candy flavored its just cotton candy

[blissful stag]

the placeholder sprites make it really hard to tell them apart but im too lazy to actually make sprites right now

[verbal fiber]

unicorn, water, blood, dirt, and neapolitan

[blissful stag]

you actually guessed the first one

[verbal fiber]

bang

[alpine cosmos]

unironically

the philippines has cheese ice cream

as just a regular thing

[wise bear]

Is there a mod or something that just lets you spawn a joker in

[alpine cosmos]

debug mod!

its got like chunks of cheddar in it and it tastes fantastic

[wise bear]

Ok ty I remember using something like that when I was nodding for this game but couldn't remember the name

[alpine cosmos]

no prob

we also have yam ice cream

waow

[wise bear]

Im making a money joker thats in a similar vein to To Do List and I wanna actually use To Do List

Oh god I might try coding again for this game thats gonna be a nightmare

[alpine cosmos]

like the two biggest flavors here are cheese and sweet potato/yam

[alpine cosmos]

oh god

good luck!! coding can be such a pain

[alpine cosmos]

like
these colors arent even like dyed mostly

thats just what it Looks Like

we also have halo halo which is the best fucking thing ever

look at this
its like a sweet tooth kid's dream

[wise bear]

Holy fuck that looks delicious

[alpine cosmos]

YEAH RIGHT???

YEAHHH

its the weirdest combo but it works so well

its got jelly, beans, flan, ice cream, cereals, corn, fruit, shaved ice, nuts, sugar palm

just throw shit on there and its great

YEAHHHHH

ITS NOT EVEN A DRINK
its ice cream!!!!

[wise bear]

Ok so this does work exactly like To Do List

Would that make them too similar to co exist

[alpine cosmos]

hehehehe

YEAHHH i might make a halo halo joker once im done with blindside

[alpine cosmos]

hmm,, id say do whatever you wanna!

from awesomeness

because you're super cool

[granite forum]

bang bang tofu

[wise bear]

It is a bit more lenient that To Do list since you can also make money from hands that contain a hand type

So ig that makes it unique enough maybe

[alpine cosmos]

ooh right! maybe you can play into that more

[wise bear]

I can't make Pixel art thats why its just a toy Taxi but the idea of it just being a car in your inventory is funny

It honks every time it triggers

A taxi goes on multiple stops so maybe it would make sense themeing wise for the required hand to change every played hand instead of every round

Would also maybe let me get away with having the value be bigger

[wanton lintel]

i know this makes sense and aall but like im still shocked

[alpine cosmos]

a collection of people that got blindsided

[wanton lintel]

what did you make???

[wanton lintel]

i see

[alpine cosmos]

Yes

[granite forum]

WHAT THE FUCK
WHY YOU FIGHTING YORICK

does that work

[worn dagger]

I’m blind.

[alpine cosmos]

HEHEHE

[alpine cosmos]

yes it does

[wise bear]

Another version of this

[alpine cosmos]

dang,, blindsided fr

[keen knoll]

hi

[alpine cosmos]

update

[worn dagger]

And I love him for that

[wise bear]

Does the second activator being a different poker hand complicate this too much

[granite forum]

oh yeah

represent

[alpine cosmos]

it IS a little complicated but thats okay!!

[keen knoll]

can i be there too

[worn dagger]

Friday Night Starspacin coming soon (recommend better names please)

[granite forum]

gotta love doing all of the art for cold beans

[digital jungle]

i have so many questions

[worn dagger]

Yeah that’s a candidate

[alpine cosmos]

you should check out blindside

i love this method of advertising

[keen knoll]

can i be there too

[alpine cosmos]

showing something fucking off the walls but then just being normal about it

i did put you there yes

[keen knoll]

o

[blissful stag]

why r they so fat im crine

[alpine cosmos]

booster?

[blissful stag]

yeah

[alpine cosmos]

boosters are rendered a little bigger iirc

[blissful stag]

do i.. have to patch..

[wise bear]

I think it does reflect the size of an ice cream tub lid ngl lol

[round ore]

i am back

[blissful stag]

i wonder why the jumbo one didnt load

[deft ore]

balatrue

[alpine cosmos]

feel free to ask btw! im always down to give answers sdkfjhsdfksfhdj

[blissful stag]

they look REALLY weird

i mead theyre just placeholders but still

[buoyant kestrel]

maybe the problem is the gold outline? in places it looks weird

[blissful stag]

@grok how do I remove the booster shader

[buoyant kestrel]

shiny

[digital jungle]

you see i was gonna ask but then i forgot what i was gonna ask

[granite forum]

@grok is @grok stupid

@grok bomb astro

@grok i can't read can you teach me

[keen knoll]

shader = null

[round ore]

there are rectangular ice cream box bro

[blissful stag]

those are boring

[buoyant kestrel]

but why they are more boring

[blissful stag]

youre boring

[worn dagger]

Late night dreamin coming soon

[buoyant kestrel]

see they agree

[alpine cosmos]

iii thiiink you can patch the draw function for cards?

[round ore]

but it's more familiar

[buoyant kestrel]

no it aint

[buoyant kestrel]

i've only seen one lmao

[blissful stag]

wher are shaders even held

[buoyant kestrel]

all other icecream is rounded

[keen knoll]

the computer

[wise bear]

Is HDTH really too similar to To Do List that it should be changed entirely

[blissful stag]

im gonna kill you

[keen knoll]

also random idea how do you make your mod stand out more

[blissful stag]

by giving it an identity

[keen knoll]

what

[round ore]

yes it is

[keen knoll]

how

[buoyant kestrel]

not to me lmao

[blissful stag]

whats your mods gimmick

[round ore]

like every cards in the game is a rect

[keen knoll]

iidk

whats a good one

[blissful stag]

then your mod isnt standing out

[buoyant kestrel]

bro may just be afraid of curves

[alpine cosmos]

the shader code themselves are in assets, but the logic that determines if something has a shader is in card.lua under the draw function

[keen knoll]

how do u come up with one

[round ore]

seeing not rectangular cards sorta throws me off

[blissful stag]

tnxx

[keen knoll]

and like whatabout like aikoyi and morefluff what are their gimmicks

[blissful stag]

their gimmicks are fuckall and fun

[round ore]

i can take squircles

[blissful stag]

just adding what they want

[keen knoll]

then uow do i do that

[wise bear]

I probably would not use this that much

[keen knoll]

and still be popular

[blissful stag]

by being creative with your additions

[keen knoll]

how

do you make your additions

stand out

[alpine cosmos]

no prob

[buoyant kestrel]

cook really hard

[blissful stag]

to be honest i dont make mods to be popular I just want stuff I made in my runs

[dreamy abyss]

there are three types of content mod in this world:
-centralized gimmick/theme
-"i can do whatever i want"
-whatever cryptid is

[blissful stag]

Do i look like a large mod creator

[keen knoll]

how

[blissful stag]

name me one person whos made a video about tsus jeopardy

[buoyant kestrel]

can i even explain that

just try to make cool shit

[keen knoll]

@wanton rapids @mint spindle @aikoryi

[alpine cosmos]

make fun stuff and eventually you'll have a cool small following

[wise bear]

Genuinely thought you were talking about underswap

[keen knoll]

but how do i get a biggerfollowing

[buoyant kestrel]

but why

[alpine cosmos]

the constant want for a bigger following is a tiring task

[buoyant kestrel]

i dont get it if i was popular i would hate it

ffs

[keen knoll]

uhh

[blissful stag]

booster and spectrals have the same shader??

[alpine cosmos]

YEAH

ITS WILD RIGHT??

[keen knoll]

?

[buoyant kestrel]

say that again...

[keen knoll]

uhh

[dreamy abyss]

go onto twitch/youtube and nag people who stream modded about it until someone tries it out

[alpine cosmos]

like, oftentimes its impossible to get a massive following unless you really hit it out of the park
its either you make a whole ton of content or you have a good hook to draw people in

[mint spindle]

hi

[keen knoll]

hhow do u make a good hook ig

[mint spindle]

innovation

(i.e. not me)

[buoyant kestrel]

this chud over here thinks being popular is good

[alpine cosmos]

yeah innovation
just do something thats new

[buoyant kestrel]

(candy)

[mint spindle]

no i definitely do not just look at me

look at my rep

😔

[keen knoll]

?

[keen knoll]

ill be honest i pinged u by accidnet

[mint spindle]

as john blindside said, do something new

something unique

[mint spindle]

this might be worse

😭

[sweet bramble]

local func_ref = func
function func(args)
func_ref(args)
<code>
end

[keen knoll]

lol

[mint spindle]

who were you trying to ping 💔

[keen knoll]

aikoyro

[mint spindle]

aikdawdofeyorti

[buoyant kestrel]

baladead

[keen knoll]

lol

idk

i saw that

[buoyant kestrel]

alfredokiyori

[mint spindle]

glitchkat10

[keen knoll]

afraido

[buoyant kestrel]

John Fear

[keen knoll]

lol

idk

[worn dagger]

I’m going to rip my heart out and die

[keen knoll]

what

[keen knoll]

any ideas ig

[worn dagger]

Cry adhfveoutesjite

[keen knoll]

??

[worn dagger]

Sob.

[buoyant kestrel]

John Innovation just had a heart attack

[keen knoll]

????

[mint spindle]

deoxyribonucleic acid

[keen knoll]

what

[worn dagger]

I have the worse pain in the back of my head

[mint spindle]

bob

[worn dagger]

It feels like there is a tiny shard of glass

[buoyant kestrel]

Bob Forestfire

[mint spindle]

bob forestfire gungleton

[buoyant kestrel]

beautiful

[granite forum]

bob forestfire gungleton adventure

[mint spindle]

bob forestfire gungleton adventure guymore

[keen knoll]

wdym

[mint spindle]

bob

[keen knoll]

sappy

[mint spindle]

hope this helps!

[buoyant kestrel]

bob forestfire gungleton adventure guymore

[keen knoll]

iiit doesnt

[mint spindle]

bob forestfire gungleton adventure guymore

hope this helps!

butterfinger

[keen knoll]

?

[buoyant kestrel]

[[Oops! All Porn!]]

[mint spindle]

fucking200iqplay

[keen knoll]

uuuh what

[mint spindle]

i know

[buoyant kestrel]

please cane play candy flame neon

[mint spindle]

hneh

bufadyy

[wanton lintel]

i am all three of these all at once w notepad++

[dreamy abyss]

damn

[mint spindle]

i'mj ssdf

g

[worn dagger]

What is starspace

[mint spindle]

stars

in space

[worn dagger]

Center theme I’m guessing

[keen knoll]

what

neon annihalator

[dreamy abyss]

starspace is collaborative right?

if it is then id say cryptidlike

[worn dagger]

Yeah

[buoyant kestrel]

cane candy can can

[keen knoll]

hmm shouldi. remake my mod to a gimmick ine

[mint spindle]

knee obliterator

[wanton lintel]

starspace is also all three

[keen knoll]

alsoxwhich would mine me

[mint spindle]

haha sometimes

[keen knoll]

be

[wanton lintel]

shrug

[keen knoll]

https://github.com/etherware-novice/neonflame

[mint spindle]

i thinsjk "ic an do wahetver cryutpiud wanst"

[worn dagger]

Idk shitpost mod or stm

[keen knoll]

is that good

[mint spindle]

cry ptid

[keen knoll]

???

[mint spindle]

jamirror gets it

[buoyant kestrel]

you see unbalance is good as long as its the kind that makes the players cry

[worn dagger]

The Tower:

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[mint spindle]

ok buddya joekr you are amzing

[wanton lintel]

glitch do we need to get you into an asylum

sounding pretty uncomprehensible there

[keen knoll]

sooo should i add unfair boss blinds to my mod

[mint spindle]

🤣🤣

[wanton lintel]

yes its very funny

[buoyant kestrel]

i comprehend

[mint spindle]

rofl liek roffle

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[keen knoll]

would it make it more popular ig

[mint spindle]

aruffle chips

chips

balraro

[buoyant kestrel]

it might give it attention

[mint spindle]

{c:attentive}

Brilliant

[wanton lintel]

the landlord is an abysmal punishing boss blind

[mint spindle]

wev agree

we agreea

[wanton lintel]

rental is like a slight wrench in your plans and its just boring

[keen knoll]

ok so just um add broken blinds right

[buoyant kestrel]

hmmm yes

[mint spindle]

rental baD

maeks joe kerr pay rent

[keen knoll]

ok ok uhhj

[mint spindle]

j

[buoyant kestrel]

o

[mint spindle]

e

[buoyant kestrel]

m

[mint spindle]

k

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[digital jungle]

i feel like i just lost several braincells looking at this convo

[mint spindle]

r

r

[mint spindle]

converse

[buoyant kestrel]

joem kerr

[sleek granite]

i feel like i just lost the game

[buoyant kestrel]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[mint spindle]

the ga,e

[keen knoll]

the economy
the next 4 purchased jokers have guarenteed rental and eternal
increases by one for each card or joker trigger
increase by 5 for each dollar held when hand plaued```

[mint spindle]

eocominc and politaical state of the worldl righ tnow

[keen knoll]

is that good

is it good

[mint spindle]

effect yes astte no

[buoyant kestrel]

square root iq points!!!

best way to be happy

[mint spindle]

-2

point

s

[keen knoll]

so if i add that will my mod be more popular

[digital jungle]

yes (idk)

[mint spindle]

yours moda will SHOTT THE AMOOn

[buoyant kestrel]

sqrt(2)i real

[mint spindle]

oar TO THE MOOAN

smelinng elons musk

[keen knoll]

thats dumb

[mint spindle]

geneous

[buoyant kestrel]

elon musk nuclear missile that kills elon musk except it doesn't have an off button and you would think it would stop but it just keeps targeting the closest possible people to elon musk

meaning all is good

until all the rich people are dead

[keen knoll]

???

whst

[buoyant kestrel]

elon is dead and you are next in line

[buoyant kestrel]

closest person alive to elon musk rn

[keen knoll]

im not

[worn dagger]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/last-in-line/1742038617?i=1742038623

Wait wrong song

[buoyant kestrel]

who is anti-elon musk

who is getting killed last with the missile

[worn dagger]

Curtis McMurtry

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-pollen-the-rot/1742038617?i=1742038622

This is the right song

Friendliness pellet?

[worn dagger]

@buoyant kestrel listen to this

[buoyant kestrel]

even funnier option is that its trained off of elons tweets and it kills a bunch of twitter users first because it turns out elon doesn't act like that in real life

[worn dagger]

Seriously listen to it

[buoyant kestrel]

i am

[neon urchin]

i like your fingers bro

[worn dagger]

Yay!

[worn dagger]

What

[buoyant kestrel]

you're number 43 buddy

[junior rock]

@knotty urchin https://github.com/larswijn/Nopelatro

[neon urchin]

i said i like your fingers bro

[knotty urchin]

Ooo

[buoyant kestrel]

42 more missile murders until you go

[worn bone]

what

[neon urchin]

you have nice fingers

[worn dagger]

Thanks??

[keen knoll]

uou should play my mod too

[neon urchin]

youre welcome!

[keen knoll]

https://github.com/etherware-novice/neonflame

[buoyant kestrel]

this feels like it would be funny as like a website or something

[junior rock]

is it a vanilla style mod

[keen knoll]

yea

[junior rock]

I shall give it a go

[pliant edge]

anyone have recommendations for vanilla mods

[keen knoll]

oke

[keen knoll]

https://github.com/etherware-novice/neonflame

[worn dagger]

Handy.

[pliant edge]

hold on I forgot that one mods name

[worn dagger]

Starspace (not a vanilla mod it’s a chocolate mod)

[pliant edge]

paperback

is that a vanilla mod

[worn dagger]

@buoyant kestrel don’t listen to Heaven can’t be better if you’re listening to the full album

[pliant edge]

whats chocolate

[buoyant kestrel]

theres an input you can put your name or a pseudonym or something and that pushes you up the list and you canonically die to the Elon Missile ™

[worn dagger]

It’s very explicit

[pliant edge]

oh

never mind I understand now

[buoyant kestrel]

actually making a website thats just a collection of nonsense statistics would be funny

give me ideas

[worn dagger]

Seriously I need you not to listen to it

[buoyant kestrel]

i know lmao

[worn dagger]

Ok thank you 😭

[buoyant kestrel]

gib me stupid website idea now...

amazing

[worn dagger]

0

100%

[buoyant kestrel]

it just keeps increasing the longer you're on

[blissful stag]

im gonna shoot someone

@grok please patch this out for me

[worn dagger]

Awakening level: when reaching 100% send to a website that says “You let it escape”

[buoyant kestrel]

"You are in 15478th place. You will die in approximately an hour to the Elon Missile ™"

[worn dagger]

Time spent not making art

[buoyant kestrel]

Nonlinear Collective: To give statistics to only dream of

and theres weird ass lore

[worn dagger]

I’m trans and Elon hates the trans (I think)

[frigid mica]

Not even cornetto or magnum 💔

[buoyant kestrel]

and its implied that the whole website is an infohazard

[worn dagger]

Shilling

[worn dagger]

Time you lost the game

[keen gate]

is modding integration with steam in the future? the way it is right now i am far too tech illiterate to be able to download any mods

[keen knoll]

AND SAPPY

[blissful stag]

i have no clue what unstoppable force is not letting me remove shaders from boosters

[buoyant kestrel]

Hi! For years now, you may have been wondering. That’s great. We know how much.

[drowsy parrot]

can i like

just mention something

[keen knoll]

?

[drowsy parrot]

no no i wouldnt put it so bluntly

candy youre trying to be really inclusive in anything balatro related

[drowsy parrot]

its getting excessive generally

[worn dagger]

Stop stealing Astro’s thing

[keen knoll]

uhm

[hard plank]

this will probably never happen

[drowsy parrot]

@hard plank hi bestie

[keen knoll]

but i want to be included in stuff too

[keen knoll]

oh its aikoyori

[drowsy parrot]

youre being too pretentious about it thats the problem

[worn dagger]

Then don’t mention it every other message

[keen knoll]

pretentious???

[buoyant kestrel]

just don't try to create opportunities for yourself

[keen knoll]

um

[buoyant kestrel]

because you look like an idiot

[keen knoll]

but id never get one otherwise

[buoyant kestrel]

you literally did twice today

[drowsy parrot]

youre too insistent on people having to add you in mods and while sure astro practically does the same thing and i dont like it atleast he doesnt barge it and force it

[buoyant kestrel]

two people asked about general mods

[keen knoll]

?

i meant like self inserts

[buoyant kestrel]

that did not involve you except for you responding

[drowsy parrot]

just be patient youre just way too forward with your own approach

[keen knoll]

yea i dont get why people keepadding YOU

[buoyant kestrel]

it became a bit

you can't force that

[keen knoll]

then how do I DO that

[buoyant kestrel]

you can't

except get lucky

and not force it

[keen knoll]

but i want to

[buoyant kestrel]

if you want to then don't force it

[drowsy parrot]

you cant force yourself to get lucky thats not how luck works

[buoyant kestrel]

it will not happen ever if you force it

[drowsy parrot]

besides you gotta have a way around to it

[keen knoll]

then how do i make it happen without forcing it

[buoyant kestrel]

you don't

[drowsy parrot]

convince people rather than just tell them HEY ADD ME TO YOUR MOD

[buoyant kestrel]

thats like not how this works lmao

[drowsy parrot]

be suave

[keen knoll]

jow

how

[buoyant kestrel]

its not about 'making it happen'

its about interacting with people

and then it comes up naturally

[keen knoll]

????

[worn dagger]

Forcing: +.1 chips every time candy cane asks to be in a mod (currently 10000 chips)

[buoyant kestrel]

(unless you stop forcing it then maaaaybe)

[keen knoll]

but how do i then

[drowsy parrot]

be friends with people, be funny and try to bond with them
generally people add other people to mods because they are familiar with them

[buoyant kestrel]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

[drowsy parrot]

whod add someone who just pings them to add them to the mod

[worn dagger]

Btw tell me thoughts on the album when you want

[blissful stag]

you know what I give up these are just gonna be shiny

[drowsy parrot]

i hate to admit it but if astro has been in a lot of mods then he does have a thorough way to get what he wants

[keen knoll]

see?????

how do i do that

[buoyant kestrel]

it became a bit so it really wasn't hard after that

[drowsy parrot]

stop being so forcing

[keen knoll]

howdo I DO RHAT

[buoyant kestrel]

a lot of it didn't even involve astro directly

[buoyant kestrel]

people just did it

[alpine cosmos]

you're never gonna find an easy answer

[drowsy parrot]

^^^

[buoyant kestrel]

social dynamics ain't easy bro

[keen knoll]

it would be funny to add me toooooo

[alpine cosmos]

its not gonna be as simple as "do x" or "do y"

[buoyant kestrel]

i would know i die inside from them

[drowsy parrot]

prove it

[keen knoll]

um because it would be funny to

[blissful stag]

we should all agree i should be in everyones mod

[drowsy parrot]

not proven

[worn dagger]

No

[blissful stag]

actually I dont think anyone here has even seen my oc before

[keen knoll]

how does ASTRO prove it then huh!???

[buoyant kestrel]

if you keep it up you may get a joker thats a screenshot of you begging lmao

[keen knoll]

then how do i

[drowsy parrot]

not proof thats just end result lol

[drowsy parrot]

by being funny in a way that people find him to be good around

[buoyant kestrel]

mayhaps THAT would be funny

[blissful stag]

do all my joker sprites and ill add a snippit of your face as a joker

[drowsy parrot]

all youve said is "uhm im funny because im funny"

?

[keen knoll]

how is astro funny then

[drowsy parrot]

youd have to ask the people who added him

[buoyant kestrel]

first of all he isn't going "HEY I'M JOHN FUNNYMAN LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM" astro is just normal

[keen knoll]

if i was in a mod and it was just ^^2 dollars id be pissed

but how do i do that too

[buoyant kestrel]

read it

read

do you see

[keen knoll]

but

[buoyant kestrel]

it is random

[keen knoll]

but how

[keen knoll]

but i want that too

[buoyant kestrel]

lil bro you quite literally need to pipe down

maximum chance of success there

💀

[blissful stag]

r yall not seeing the obvious ragebait

[buoyant kestrel]

you see

[keen knoll]

im not

[buoyant kestrel]

this is candy

bro is just like this

[keen knoll]

i

[blissful stag]

oh so this is a biweekly type of deal

[drowsy parrot]

i dont have anything else to say but i want to keep trying to convince candy because if i stop here now theyre gonna keep being forcing people to add them to their mods

[keen knoll]

it its not that often

[buoyant kestrel]

🔥 🖊️

[keen knoll]

um

[buoyant kestrel]

naneinf instantly

too op

[keen knoll]

hey-

[drowsy parrot]

you guys can stop being mean 🍷

[keen knoll]

um

[buoyant kestrel]

™

[keen knoll]

?

??

um

[buoyant kestrel]

Hi! For years now, you may have been wondering. That’s great. We know how much. With a product, and a vision, we provide to you all of the things you did not need to know. You know them. We know them. There’s no point to this website. Leave.

[junior rock]

it broke when i tried to look at the 16th deck

[keen knoll]

????

[junior rock]

I'll just... not mess with the deck I suppose 😭

[keen knoll]

iiiguesss

[buoyant kestrel]

portals

?

amazing

[wanton lintel]

jarvis, make obelisk creatable by all joker creation means.

[storm forum]

Looks like the localization for it is set to receive a value, but the SMODS.Back definition does not have anything.

[buoyant kestrel]

i expanded on it a little:
Hi! For years now, you may have been wondering. That’s great. We know how much. With a product, and a vision, we provide to you all of the things you did not need to know. You know them. We know them. There’s no point to this website. Leave. But you’re smarter than that. We just know it! So come invest in our non-insights, and perhaps you can find a hole into non-reality.
i'm tempted to give it fleshed out lore for no reason

[blissful stag]

welllllll

the booster pack still pisses me off

[worn dagger]

I’m like Yoshi, you can jump off of me to gain some extra height and sacrifice me to the pit

DON’T BE

[wanton lintel]

gerson's spine snapping steps

[worn dagger]

DON’T BE SORRY

[buoyant kestrel]

how many secret pages should there be

trick question

all of them

[worn dagger]

Add containment bar that slowly ticks down and if it reaches zero a link to an arg pops up

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't have any specific lore pinned down but in lore the whole website is a congitohazard

[worn dagger]

Make it an arg

[buoyant kestrel]

its not 60

it changes slowly

[junior rock]

I don't understand Stasis @keen knoll

[buoyant kestrel]

theres multiple language options but the only human readable one is english

[buoyant kestrel]

theres like 11 unreadable scripts

[turbid heart]

thoughts appreciated

[keen knoll]

it gains the mult of the first hand played?

[junior rock]

the mult from what though

also it did not gain mult

[keen knoll]

what

[buoyant kestrel]

ruh oh bug time???

[keen knoll]

just the mult in general

[junior rock]

the base mult on the poker hand...?
the total mult after all scoring...?

[buoyant kestrel]

astro i think you'll need to make a general-general

[keen knoll]

aafter scoring

[junior rock]

gotcha. yeah it didnt do that

[keen knoll]

oh

iis the mod still good

[junior rock]

im enjoying it for the most part though i do have a lot of criticisms

[keen knoll]

oh

[turbid heart]

first look: mult isn't capitalized, the bottom line seems like it should be in inactive test and parentheses

[worn dagger]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-cavalry-is-here/1544624085?i=1544624091

Last thing before I go to bed

[lost bolt]

What mods should i make compatiblity for first

[turbid heart]

what mod?

[worn dagger]

Starspace

[keen knoll]

mine

[buoyant kestrel]

i want to make a thread for this in the starspace server but there ain't any appropriate fourm lmfao

[turbid heart]

You should make compatability for All In Jest

wrong!

[blissful stag]

all mods should be compatible with mine icl

[turbid heart]

taps head

the majority of things created by modders are going to be bad

that's an inevitability

[keen knoll]

but

[worn dagger]

Just put it in general mods

[turbid heart]

modding is a space to learn and where a lot of people start out

is just how it is

my starting mods were shitty and amateur

[keen knoll]

but what IM making isnt bad right

right

[worn dagger]

A starspace?

[turbid heart]

i dont think your idea is bad

i think that the concept behind what you made in terms of that joker is cool

and interesting

[worn dagger]

It’s like he’s in some king of starspace

[turbid heart]

and i fuck with it

however

i think the way the effect is worded is very weird, syntax wise

not difficult to fix

[keen knoll]

oh

[buoyant kestrel]

mod of what

html

[worn dagger]

Yeah sure

[worn dagger]

Anyways Gn listen to this

[lost bolt]

Okay so when i said compatiblity i need the mods to have decks in them

Should've specified that

[keen knoll]

ok so its good otherwise?

[turbid heart]

from the one joker i've seen it seems cool

[keen knoll]

mine has a deck!

[lost bolt]

What it do

[keen knoll]

uhh

[turbid heart]

+100 Million Money... -100 Billion Mult. my new joker

[junior rock]

jokers that aren't self-explanatory are annoying in mods imo

[keen knoll]

you should help scale it up btw

[turbid heart]

still dumb

[junior rock]

what effects

if it said what it did then it would be fine but like

it just doesnt

[lost bolt]

Okay

[blissful stag]

I LOVE shitpost jokers

[turbid heart]

ok

dumb on purpose is still dumb

[blissful stag]

yeah thats kinda

the whole point

[turbid heart]

its almost like... making mod that is dumb on purpose... you should just not make mod

[keen knoll]

wait shoukd i kill coldpot

[keen knoll]

shit

[junior rock]

yes

absolutely kill cold potato

[turbid heart]

make mod that is GOOD on purpose

THINK about game design

[keen knoll]

hhow

[turbid heart]

learning from your mistakes

[blissful stag]

I think mods that are meant to be bad are fine

[turbid heart]

you wont ever make anything perfect the first go around

[blissful stag]

until they use joker forge

[turbid heart]

they're not and they suck

tbh

[blissful stag]

at that point they just suck

[turbid heart]

yea

making things that intentionally suck is bad

[cerulean hollow]

I hate when I come up with ideas but instead of refining those ideas I just come up with more ideas instead

Help me

[junior rock]

oh this mod has xchips... :(
"vanilla"

[keen knoll]

thats complexity creep

[cerulean hollow]

[buoyant kestrel]

stupid stats website is happening people

nothing else there

[turbid heart]

xchips is fine, its not an inherently bad idea

[blissful stag]

my old mod was about rng and look where that got it

depricated.

[turbid heart]

i like xchips

[junior rock]

it's not a vanilla idea

[lost bolt]

is this a downside?

[turbid heart]

so?

[lost bolt]

it can be both an upside and downside

[junior rock]

and this mod is trying to be a "vanilla" mod...

[buoyant kestrel]

lil bro is allergic to chocolate ig

[blissful stag]

readded or reshuffled???

is that the same

[keen knoll]

i dont have xchips

[cerulean hollow]

Why’m I DOIN this. I don’t even know what Kane’s effect is gonna be yet.

[blissful stag]

like

[turbid heart]

altering vanilla's concepts, branching out from them, is interesting. you just need to know what conventions to bend instead of break, and which ones to abide by.

[junior rock]

coldpot just gave me xchips

[blissful stag]

does it have the same draw outcome

[turbid heart]

its not that complicated. It's like...

[blissful stag]

for every blind

[lost bolt]

readded i assume

[turbid heart]

'Do I use real black in my joker sprite?'

[blissful stag]

maybe

kinda

[turbid heart]

'No, not unless I have a REALLY REALLY good reason.'

[keen knoll]

how

[blissful stag]

actually it just neutures your hand scoring

[turbid heart]

by doing

[junior rock]

something that is explicitly anti vanilla is just NOT vanilla though

[buoyant kestrel]

you can certainly go darker than normal localthunk did so MANY times

[turbid heart]

yes

that is my entire point

exercising restraint

breaking convention strategically instead of constantly

its like All In Jest's legendary jokers

they have custom backgrounds that arent the same

base balatro legendaries all have the same background

does it follow vanilla convention? no

does it make the jokers more visually unique? yes

[blissful stag]

dude why does all in jest have so many legendaries

[turbid heart]

good decision

[buoyant kestrel]

i think the all in jest legendary backgrounds are very neat looking

cool beans

[turbid heart]

nevernamed is a nerd

[buoyant kestrel]

cold beans if you won't

[keen knoll]

hhhow long would it take to make something that like can do that proplerly

[fickle elbow]

Nn slander

[junior rock]

how is xchips a good decision for vanilla style mods when xchips is explicitly anti vanilla

[turbid heart]

its not a matter of how long its just learning

[blissful stag]

everytime I use a soul in some sort of modpack I made its ALWAYS all in jest

[turbid heart]

vanilla style mods is a silly term

chocolate is a silly term

strawberry is a silly term

[blissful stag]

This is why you should predownload neopolitan

vanilla strawberry and chocolate in one mod

[keen knoll]

bbbbut how do you learn that propelry

[turbid heart]

by doing

by fucking up

by getting yelled at and insulted

[junior rock]

you understand what it means

[turbid heart]

and by getting praised

you just do

[blissful stag]

I dont think the 3rd one actually happens

[turbid heart]

you do not need to cling to me like my advice is absolute im just some girl on the internet

think about it yourself

you dont need my answer you need your own answer

[buoyant kestrel]

note that those two are only silly (chocolate and strawberry) because they riff off of the trend of mods saying they're "Vanilla" when the term that probably means more and is better is "Balanced"

[turbid heart]

what do u think

[blissful stag]

what mod used chocolate as a term again

[keen knoll]

um but id get it wrong

[turbid heart]

ok

then get it wrong

[keen knoll]

but!!!

[turbid heart]

and keep getting it wrong until you get it right

thats how it is

[buoyant kestrel]

Vanilla Flavored

[turbid heart]

criticize YOURSELF

dont put yourself down

criticize

[keen knoll]

????

[turbid heart]

there's a difference

look at what you make and instead of saying 'this is bad' think about why it is bad

think about what works

think about what doesn't work

[keen knoll]

idk what does tho

[hard patio]

vanilla this, chocolate that when the fuck are we getting rocky road+

[blissful stag]

this is why we should enslave some people to become our playtesters

[turbid heart]

then figure it out

[keen knoll]

how

[turbid heart]

idk, im not you

[buoyant kestrel]

aether monolith++

when

[junior rock]

spawning 5 spectrals in your consumables for something the player has no idea what caused it is so far from vanilla behaviour
nuke cold potato rn

[turbid heart]

you cant rely on other people to do the thinking for you lol

dont be a sheep!

[keen knoll]

idk either

[turbid heart]

ya

nobody does until they figure it out

thats the hard part

[fickle elbow]

But thats where all my ideas come from, i can't ideas myself!

[keen knoll]

th... thats not what i do i just iii

[junior rock]

Tay can you try and not split your messages so much, It's very hard for me to read what you're saying if you do that

[turbid heart]

people who use jokerforge get sent to my prison for babies and lobotomites

[hard patio]

and there's the counter

[hard patio]

and there's the counter once again

[turbid heart]

ya, they're building up their Ultimate Move

[blissful stag]

Im gonna make a part of my mod only use jokerforge but somehow still be unique

[keen knoll]

um

[forest knoll]

it is though
you kept asking cass and i for more and more details on how shaders worked to the point where it seemed like you just wanted us to code your shaders for you

[keen knoll]

um

[hard patio]

yes that is exactly what im doing totally that yup

[turbid heart]

look man u aint gonna get anywhere being a wallflower ignore all these sheeple they dont know u the person who knows u is u man

believe

[woven orchid]

i am going to make none of my mod only using jokerforge but somehow still be unique because jokerforge did not exist when i started

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't get how these people can use it jokerforge sucks ass i LOVE not using block programming when SOMEONE ELSE COULD HAVE DONE IT FOR YOU. THERES A LIBRARY FOR IT NERD YOU DIDN'T NEED TO IMPLEMENT THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO ''''BLOCK'''' PROGRAM, CALLED Click An Item On The List On The Left Where The Only Colours Are Almost Unnoticable And When You Do Click Them It Just Appears On The Bottom Of The Stack Filled With White Outlines And Green

[keen knoll]

imeanig maybe

[woven orchid]

back in my day there was no jf it was just begging in modding dev nicely

[keen knoll]

wallflower?

[turbid heart]

pushover

[keen knoll]

oh

[buoyant kestrel]

jokerforge is fucking green its all dark green

[turbid heart]

think 4 yourself. you are a human being u can think for urself and if u cant then u will learn how to if ppl stop answering u

[buoyant kestrel]

its green

[turbid heart]

imo? turn off the discord and do some thinking about your mod without anyone else's feedback

[blissful stag]

i like the gui kinda

[woven orchid]

i need to get better at shaders but im unfortunately terminally stupid

[keen knoll]

wwwhat

[turbid heart]

just go spend some time thinking about your mod

look over everything in it

[woven orchid]

do some pondering or some shit

i love thinking

[turbid heart]

tell yourself why you made the decisions you did

think about what u could've done better

[buoyant kestrel]

ah yes

Block Programming

[hard patio]

hi, im a JFer
no, i am not proud of some of the "slop" produced by some folks there
and although i try getting some of the code, eventually i just fail to understand
call me a baby all ya want but i ain't learning coing to do something i'll eventually forget in the next few years

[keen knoll]

i dont its scary the mind demons :(

[buoyant kestrel]

infamous for featureless rectangles

[buoyant kestrel]

did you read i just hate using it

its so bad omg

nothing against yall just a large amount of pity

[turbid heart]

'you talk a lot for someone who wants ppl to think for themselves!'

explode

stop being self deprecating

own it

[keen knoll]

i dont really know tho

[blissful stag]

you guys hurt my ears and that says alot when its just in text

[dusty token]

days since jokerforge hate: 0

[keen knoll]

?

[turbid heart]

not u

[woven orchid]

frost cdataman notations when

[turbid heart]

im going to blow my brains out

[blissful stag]

anyways we should all glaze joker forge

[turbid heart]

this server SUCKS

you're all LOBOTOMIES

you're all BALATROS

[fickle elbow]

D:

[turbid heart]

explode!

[keen knoll]

no im not

[buoyant kestrel]

i was neutral but the day i tried using it i knew my HATE

[junior rock]

what's wrong with jokerforge /genq

[hard patio]

glad to know its just personal distatse with using it, because almost every instance of me opening this chat up its always the circlejerk of dunking on all of JF

[turbid heart]

because hating things is FUN!

nobody realizes it!

[keen knoll]

uhh

[blissful stag]

people dont like its ease of use for "casual" modders or something

[turbid heart]

it makes you feel BETTER about yourself!

hate EVERYTHING!

[blissful stag]

I think its fine its just boring to use

[hard patio]

change the first h for a d and you got yourself a pretty neat game

[blissful stag]

but I dont really have a say all my lua knowledge up to this point was for balatro 😭

You could probably just

ignore them

[junior rock]

hating things is fun, but you should have very good reasons to hate on something

[buoyant kestrel]

you see ease of use means more people can use it and if you're less nerdy and need tools like that you're more likely to be the type of person who is 'unserious' about balatro modding (and thus jokerforge slop)

[blissful stag]

maybe some mod hosters could like

add a tag for Joker Forge stuff

[woven orchid]

jf is fine if you want to make a good mod but when the barrier of entry is low enough that people just put no effort into their mod and then publish it as if its good is when its problematic
if you make a good jokerforge mod (...and publish it properly. please, stop uploading zip files.) then i dont really care and support you

[blissful stag]

and filter it out or something

[keen knoll]

i i mean i think i put effort into my mod kinda

[woven orchid]

i'm actually so tired of people uploading their mods as zip files on github

[turbid heart]

can we add a filter to users that makes it so if they use joker forge they get turned into tiny chunks of meat

like put through a strainer

[hard patio]

I (alongside others) have been trying to make people understand we're getting hate because some of them just post pure slop

[woven orchid]

genuinely this annoys me more than low quality jokerforge mods

[junior rock]

gatekeeping is pretty cringe

[hard patio]

there's a lot of it, but i believe on the few shimmers of hope that were made in JF