⚙・modding-general

[woven orchid]

we have to adapt to colour anyway

[limpid lake]

colur

[indigo egret]

breaking bad logo

[hard plank]

thunk is Canadian

it reflects in the code

[limpid lake]

it's a regional dialect

[indigo egret]

[B]reaking [B]ad

[woven orchid]

does anyone know if context.scoring_name exists during context.individual scoring

i doinit want to open balatro i just closed it

[deft ore]

every letter

with backgrounds

[limpid lake]

searching the code suggests yes

[woven orchid]

pearmk

[indigo egret]

🍐

[woven orchid]

what do the emojis in your name mean i just thought of this question

[hard plank]

cat rainbow bed padlock

[woven orchid]

actually i think i understand most except the lock and key

[hard plank]

she's locked in

[woven orchid]

minty is this true

[drowsy parrot]

lionel shrinke you have to be shoved in a safe

[woven orchid]

shut up thaddeus bradley

minty are you locked in i need to know

[limpid lake]

🐱 = #1308185262664450068
🌈 = #1306498554419875870
🛏️ = #1357141800304902305
🔐 = #1386785075991150824

since the names are too long to fit :p

i should add something blue for #1412655729730650262

[deft ore]

reunlockall my goat

[woven orchid]

ohh theyre yor mods

[limpid lake]

correct!

[hard plank]

i think we interpreted it the same way

[limpid lake]

i have no idea what emoji i'll use if i ever get back to work on #1408123180652040334

[drowsy parrot]

💳

[limpid lake]

"cat who's gay and sleepy and locked in" is almost also true
i would not describe myself as locked in. or capable of locking in tbh

and also an orb now, i guess

[hard plank]

and also feeling blue

[drowsy parrot]

cat whos gay sleepy locked in and very blue

[limpid lake]

blue joker.png

[drowsy parrot]

shes blue for an amazing reason

[frigid mica]

Imagine a joker that gives +4 mult without the help of smods

[limpid lake]

it's because i ain't got nobody to listen to

[balmy lily]

apparently easy with only lovely

[daring sluice]

im dialed

[lost bolt]

i'm watching an insane run in my own mod what is going on

[chilly pine]

just hook joker calculate ez

[deft ore]

imagine a joker that gives +4 mult without even lovely

[chilly pine]

just get joker balatro ez

[deft ore]

imagine a joker that gives +4 mult without balatro

[chilly pine]

just ez

[fiery vapor]

Just edit the source code itself ez

[frigid mica]

How bout with raw lua code only

[storm forum]

-# The idea brews.

[chilly pine]

oh GOD

[deft ore]

imagine a gives without

[digital jungle]

just use a calculator ez

[chilly pine]

ju z

[forest knoll]

rewrite balatro in a different programming language where you can properly overload basic operators and talisman doesn't crash from comparing number to table

[deft ore]

imagine

[chilly pine]

refactor lua

[deft ore]

cdataman save us

[frigid mica]

j

[chilly pine]

j_cry_pingas

[frigid mica]

When I make the joker that gives {G}Σf(x) mult

[chilly pine]

what does that even mean why is sum used

[deft ore]

sum of f(x) over. something

[chilly pine]

table that contains the G global

[frigid mica]

Syndrome Joker - gain +12 mult whenever a moon card is used.

[chilly pine]

something something the cardinal direction of down

[woven orchid]

you know i uh. i think that's wrong?

[frigid mica]

What’s a full mansion again?

[woven orchid]

3oak + 4oak of different ranks

[deft ore]

no that seems pretty accurate

[frigid mica]

3 of a kind AND 4 of a kind?

[woven orchid]

yes

you need 7 selection limit

[frigid mica]

Oh ok

[woven orchid]

and you will never practically play it because if you have 7 selection limit you might as well just play flush seven

i love fundamentally flawed objects in game design

[daring sluice]

full mansion goated tho

so it's ok

[woven orchid]

full mansion is funny but i will not hold back on saying that it is kinda fundamentally flawed

[daring sluice]

fair

[deft ore]

what if there was a fuller mansion where you had to play 5oak and 6oak

[daring sluice]

it's funny tho and that's enough sometimes

[frigid mica]

I would make a poker hand called Vaudeville (Ace and King) but I would need to know how to write the code for a poker hand.

[deft ore]

it gives 1 additional chip

[limpid lake]

much like clusterfuck and spectrum five, i like the concept of large hands that aren't just flush five even if i play them like 1% of ever

[daring sluice]

i like the one mod that added like 300 weird niche hand types

[deft ore]

im inventing a new poker hand

[frigid mica]

Also I have an idea for a poker hand called Kingdom, where it’s only KQJ.

[deft ore]

high cards

[woven orchid]

the entire idea of >5 card hands just feels flawed to me because

[daring sluice]

higher priestess or smth

[deft ore]

its when you have multiple high cards in one hand

they all score

[woven orchid]

flush five will like almost always be better

because its consistent

[limpid lake]

tbqh flush five should score less than flush house

[deft ore]

truth nuke

[woven orchid]

to be queerly honest?

[limpid lake]

exactly

[daring sluice]

if you like heavily nerf deckfixing different >5 card hands become interesting

[deft ore]

the solution is probably a flush five nerf

[woven orchid]

i had an idea in valk where your hands would decay if you played them too much and the decay was weaker on more complex hands

but that would make gameplay much worse

[deft ore]

can my keyboard fucking work and stop typing the bs twice

[woven orchid]

british broadcasting service reference

[limpid lake]

obelisk with fewer steps

[deft ore]

what if this happened to only flush five

[daring sluice]

oat vert hell ming type idea

[lost bolt]

i feel like ortalab sorta encourages doing multiple hand types in one run

[deft ore]

and high card

[drowsy parrot]

tbh

[woven orchid]

nahh

[daring sluice]

mother give me oats

🐖

[woven orchid]

pangaea not to imply anything but how attached to full mansion are you

[drowsy parrot]

ive only thought of full mansion because i got so pissed off of 4oak/5oak overriding my ascended full house coverage

[daring sluice]

DONT KILL FULL MANSION!!!! DONT DO IT!! THATS MY BABY BOY!!!! /j

[deft ore]

can you make more full mansions with higher requirements

[drowsy parrot]

lily i know youre lying

[daring sluice]

fuller mansion

[balmy lily]

What do yoummean by that

[daring sluice]

fullest mansion

[woven orchid]

i dont have chronic cryptid syndrome im not afraid to remove content from my mod

[deft ore]

massive mansion: 14oak and a 15oak

[woven orchid]

i'm not lying

[daring sluice]

real and respectable

[storm forum]

-# "Luigi's Mansion"

[limpid lake]

incredibly stupid mansion: 67oak and 69oak

[woven orchid]

actually just be executed

[daring sluice]

there was a person on SL today who straight up just wrote 67 on the walls for 30 minutes

[drowsy parrot]

then very

[woven orchid]

...that was you, wasn't it?

[daring sluice]

no

i mean i joined in for a few minutes

[woven orchid]

that's what you did last time to be fair

[daring sluice]

i wrote a few 61s

[limpid lake]

3oak and 4oak of two different no-rank enhancements

[daring sluice]

the next one I was 173 and i spared them for most of the round

[digital jungle]

the entire fucking mansion: 14 52oaks

[woven orchid]

guys do you get it the joke is its excessive: 52x the entire fucking deck + 2,727 high cards

ever heard of balatro mod humor buddy

the day i make a satire mod its wraps

[deft ore]

im adding a new hand called zero pair its like two pair but instead of two pairs theres no pairs

[daring sluice]

satire mods are great because you don't need to worry about balance or fun or anything

you just take a big fat shit

and have a lotta fun

[limpid lake]

even noner than none: a hand with a negative amount of cards in it

[woven orchid]

see if i made a satire mod it would be more a criticism of every badly designed part of any other mod

which is why it would be wraps if i made it

[daring sluice]

i treated hotpot as one big shitpost and im glad i did because i think that attitude made the mod a lot better

[frigid mica]

What the fuck is an uwu actually, is it an organization?

[woven orchid]

ewe

[daring sluice]

if i wanted to make hotpot fun and balanced i never would have added nursery

[frigid mica]

I never would’ve added currency exchange

[grand geode]

you added it because of nxkoo we know :wilt

[daring sluice]

nxkoo had nothing to do with it dw

[woven orchid]

guys can i start developing balatro mods full time so i can dedicate my time to being useless on the internet and making mods

[daring sluice]

i thought"it would be hilarious if i realized my birthlatro shitpost in hotpot"

[frigid mica]

I’d say yes if I were you, but that’s just me

[daring sluice]

let me go find the original time the idea came to mind rq

[digital jungle]

no you cant

[woven orchid]

vallkarri will be canceled and i will create a shitpost mod that gets 4x the players in 4x less time

it will just be jokerforge

but disguised really well

[limpid lake]

perfect mod idea: in-game jokerforge

[woven orchid]

diy from hotpot if it was cool

[limpid lake]

wait that's joker studio and joker studio is actually cool

[blissful stag]

I wonder what mod isnt letting window deck do its thing

[frigid mica]

Joker but the j in joker is pronounced like the j in jajajajajajaja

[daring sluice]

nvm i think i originated the thought in the horsechicot vc

lost to time

[sleek granite]

i wonder what window is deck

[woven orchid]

hoker

[daring sluice]

do the hokie pokie or something idk

[woven orchid]

it's hokey

[sleek granite]

i dont know what a joker is

[woven orchid]

have you no childhood

[frigid mica]

Joker but the j in joker is pronounced like the j in German “ja”

[digital jungle]

yknow what what if i made a numberslop mod made in jokerforge that requires talisman to run surely thats gonna get more than 2 people to play it

[daring sluice]

genuinely who knows the spelling

it's a bullshit word in a song

[sleek granite]

sorry i forgot to read the dialogue boxes

[woven orchid]

probably more players than a mod with genuine effort

[daring sluice]

wilted rose emojiii

[sleek granite]

my mod has 0 players

[daring sluice]

i remember when i made birthlatro shitpost and it got like 60 frowning emojis

there weren't even 60 modders total back then fr

[woven orchid]

can we have a modding chat member tier list just so i can be really mean to 60% of people

[digital jungle]

surely

[daring sluice]

nooo

tier lists are actually evil

[sleek granite]

can i be at the bottom of the tier list because i am worthless as a person

[drowsy parrot]

i know im 1% in the 101%

[frigid mica]

Nobody wants to play my jokerslop mod…

[woven orchid]

i think you would actually be top 15 people

[digital jungle]

seu pai should be in his own tier

[daring sluice]

i hate being on them because they either put me high and stroke my ego (bad) or put me low and crush my spirits (also bad) and i feel like im not the only person who experiences this

[woven orchid]

oh hi me

[daring sluice]

and some people don't realize getting their ego stroked isn't good for them smh

[deft ore]

modding-chat member tierlist:
everyone is in f-tier except seu pai who is in "how are you not banned yet" tier

[woven orchid]

ruby in the honorary S tier

[deft ore]

also murphy is in s tier

[deft ore]

fuck no

[daring sluice]

i already stroke my ego enough when i hear real high schoolers say "what's an adjective"

[sweet bramble]

modding chat tier list but it's ranked based on who can win in a fight

[frigid mica]

You’re right, Ua tier.

[limpid lake]

i'm in the :3 tier
it's unclear where this tier actually falls in the rankings

[digital jungle]

i should be in the "who tf are you" tier because nobody knows who i am

[deft ore]

we're modders none of us can fight

[willow wolf]

yoker

[woven orchid]

i cant stroke my ego in school because i have to get an interview for this class and i am dumb and antisocial and need to be put down

[daring sluice]

make a hit mod and become famous

[deft ore]

a gust of wind sweeps in and we all blow away

[drowsy parrot]

true

[frigid mica]

Yokalatro

[daring sluice]

interview ur film clubbers

[drowsy parrot]

im in honorary pangrea rank because do you believe

[daring sluice]

ezpz

[willow wolf]

joker but the j is pronounced like the j in jose

[daring sluice]

i understand the pain tho

[woven orchid]

no like. an interview with someone in the professional industry for the field we want to get into

[vivid seal]

waow...

[daring sluice]

oh what that's crazy

why

[sleek granite]

i can win a fight against like most of you probably

[willow wolf]

what field is that

[daring sluice]

oh whatever it's fucking california they're extra as hell over there i guess

[frigid mica]

“She’s the first to smell it, she pukes on the spot.”

[daring sluice]

ill let you win

[woven orchid]

autumn i would tbh let you win a fight against me because then people would call me weak like a girl and then that would be affirming

[daring sluice]

ok lily stop being me please

[woven orchid]

game design primarily

[drowsy parrot]

wont lie to you, extra big chests

[deft ore]

i would also let autumn win

[daring sluice]

?

[deft ore]

how many christian babies do you think yall could beat

[vivid seal]

huh?

[woven orchid]

cg, i think she's calling you extra boobed up

sorry

[willow wolf]

ok why dont you interview localthunk

[daring sluice]

i don't have badonkers fortunately

[vivid seal]

oh

[sweet bramble]

at least two

[daring sluice]

they'd just get in the way of my daily activities

[frigid mica]

A dozen more if I had a hydrogen bomb

[woven orchid]

i would love to but balatro sucks and i should be uninstalling it any day now

[daring sluice]

i can pretend to be a professional

[deft ore]

i could beat 30 christian babies i think

[daring sluice]

if you want to interview me

[digital jungle]

7 probably

[woven orchid]

also the interview has to be in person

[deft ore]

the pitcher tosses them at me and i hit every single one

[daring sluice]

ok im coming over

[drowsy parrot]

im calling every californian lady that not cg

[woven orchid]

#whothefuckdoesgamedesignincalifornia

[drowsy parrot]

i know cg is north carol ina

[drowsy parrot]

lily

lily

the

[deft ore]

you soon

[willow wolf]

can they make an excemption if the person you're interviewing is a popular game dev

[drowsy parrot]

you know the

you know the uno guy

[woven orchid]

probably not

[woven orchid]

i do in fact

i dont know his contact information

[deft ore]

damn

[frigid mica]

What if I turned this drawing I did into a joker?

[woven orchid]

maybe i could contact the guy who made the uno variants though

[daring sluice]

attack of the geople

i have kitty in my lap

[limpid lake]

[daring sluice]

should i pet or nah

[limpid lake]

pet! that! cat!

[digital jungle]

yes

[daring sluice]

on it

she purring fr

let me transcribe

[deft ore]

cat picture?

[woven orchid]

i will be contacting Nick Hayes tomorrow

[daring sluice]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[woven orchid]

no i will not be

but i will pretend like i am

[vivid seal]

im still so tired after yesterday even after sleeping for longer

[drowsy parrot]

"california women..."

i sensed it

[drowsy parrot]

i translated it

[deft ore]

the darkness

[willow wolf]

i know which gamedev you can interview

piratesoftware

[woven orchid]

i met the guy who made uno no mercy

[deft ore]

did you know he worked at blizzard for seven years

[woven orchid]

and i also met a few people who work at riot games

[daring sluice]

go back to riot hq and interview them then clearly

[woven orchid]

i dont remember their names though because it was a very eventful trip

[woven orchid]

you jest but riot hq is within walking distance

[daring sluice]

lily how do u even get the ass e opportunities

[woven orchid]

-# if you count walking distance for like an hour of walking

[daring sluice]

these

[vivid seal]

yearning to curl up on someone's lap but that's a topic for another day

[frigid mica]

Not game studio related, but I have talked with a guy who animated for MHA.

[daring sluice]

idk where my phone got the ass e

[woven orchid]

#relatable

[deft ore]

the ass e

[deft ore]

so true

[woven orchid]

i just be doing shit bro

[limpid lake]

become kity

[daring sluice]

real shit

i don't fit in laps unfortunately

im not cat sized

[drowsy parrot]

me and ruby are that someone help hes gonna be too heavy

[woven orchid]

big woman.., maybe

[deft ore]

not yet you dont

[drowsy parrot]

hey cg /j

[daring sluice]

it's ok instead of being in a lap i can lay next to the person and embrace them and i can call it like cuddling or something

[daring sluice]

nobody wants to commit to the bit

[drowsy parrot]

alright fine

[vivid seal]

you're forgetting that i'm super skinny

[drowsy parrot]

hey cg /srs

[woven orchid]

craaabbbbbbb

[drowsy parrot]

polish femboy

[daring sluice]

this is how you get people to cuddle you

you tell them to commit to the bit

[vivid seal]

literally what did i do

[woven orchid]

hi

[vivid seal]

😔

[daring sluice]

address the lily in the room

[drowsy parrot]

you never said sh

this reminds me i got called a bimbo so many times

[woven orchid]

give me attention but dont praise me or put me down because then i will feel bad

[exotic belfry]

Hi

[vivid seal]

sure

[drowsy parrot]

i sure do have the brain of one bur would you say i have the body of one

[vivid seal]

uh

[woven orchid]

hello astra

[drowsy parrot]

hi astra

[vivid seal]

tell me shit

idk

[exotic belfry]

[woven orchid]

i wrote a 2 page paper on game design yesterday

[exotic belfry]

W

[vivid seal]

awesome

[woven orchid]

and by paper i mean ramblings

[daring sluice]

you know those like toast diagram things where do you fall on the toast diagram

what is your ideal toast

[woven orchid]

i just kind of rambled about how to not make your game shit

[drowsy parrot]

garlic

[vivid seal]

i see

[woven orchid]

wait

[deft ore]

hi astra

[daring sluice]

that's not on the grid...

[woven orchid]

on this chart i am a solid e5

[vivid seal]

is that why you insisted on reworking the cata cards in your way

[woven orchid]

yes

[daring sluice]

respectable

[exotic belfry]

I realized I needed to change my display name

[vivid seal]

ic

[woven orchid]

game design is actually my passion game development is just a healthy side effect

[drowsy parrot]

sorry this is part of the proof that i have the brain of a bimbo
you got me hungry of raising canes now that you reminded me of garlic bread goddamnit cg

[deft ore]

e6

[woven orchid]

do not.

[daring sluice]

teehee go to canes rn

[woven orchid]

who said that

[exotic belfry]

It is very much the opposite for me lol

[vivid seal]

[willow wolf]

anyone wanna play tetris?

[woven orchid]

solo game development seems dreadful #tbh

[willow wolf]

https://tetr.io/#WDSU

[woven orchid]

i just want to do game design

[daring sluice]

im kinda in the middle of d6 and d7 tbh

[exotic belfry]

I just got paid yippee

[daring sluice]

g1 or g2

[woven orchid]

gg

[vivid seal]

nice

[drowsy parrot]

i am a rhombus like d6

[daring sluice]

hi gay people

[willow wolf]

i'm a solid a6

[deft ore]

10k for sure /j

[daring sluice]

hi straight people

[woven orchid]

do you think if i pay a blood scientist $1,000 they can give me x1.5 metabolism speed like a fucking balatro card

[exotic belfry]

Hiii

[willow wolf]

does uh

[daring sluice]

yeah

that's how that works

[willow wolf]

bro you dont even need a blood scientist

[daring sluice]

just find a really oily lamp

[deft ore]

no you need more money

[daring sluice]

trust

[willow wolf]

just get ozempic or tirzepatide

[woven orchid]

no thanks i want to live

kinda

[drowsy parrot]

new training stat

[daring sluice]

ozempic kills you irl

it's the truth

[woven orchid]

it probably will

i mean

[vivid seal]

well i dont

so

[willow wolf]

so uh

[woven orchid]

how many people who have taken ozempic died at some point after

[daring sluice]

aren't you already a Fall Smella

[willow wolf]

https://tetr.io/#WDSU anyone wanna beat my ass in tetris?

[drowsy parrot]

arent you already a mull fansion

[deft ore]

you could just find someone born in [insert when gemini people were born]

[deft ore]

you just posted this

[woven orchid]

june or so

[deft ore]

its not changing

[willow wolf]

hopefully drake sometime soon

[hard plank]

half this chat is

[daring sluice]

i love june

[woven orchid]

i am a gemini myself i know this because of insufferable women in my english class last year

[blissful stag]

i love july

[daring sluice]

pride month and my birthday

it's peak

[drowsy parrot]

i am a sagittarius

[willow wolf]

i am cancer

[vivid seal]

i think i was a taurus

[woven orchid]

my birthday is tragic dude

[daring sluice]

idk what sign i am and i hope i never know

[deft ore]

i Don't Know what i am actually because i dont give a shit

hold on let me check

[daring sluice]

why's that

[woven orchid]

its literally the day after the school year ends almost every year

[vivid seal]

i dont remember horoscopes

[daring sluice]

okay well

[woven orchid]

so like i cant celebrate it in class ever

[exotic belfry]

I somehow get older in 14 days

Help

[woven orchid]

but its also not like mid summer either

[drowsy parrot]

WHY AM I CHARACTERIZED BY MY FUCKIGN ZODIAC THIS IS LITERALLY ME

[deft ore]

aries apparently

[blissful stag]

im gonna shoot someone

[daring sluice]

my birthday is donald trumps birthday so my birthday is worse than yours
-# i love making things competitions

[deft ore]

Confirmation Bias™

[drowsy parrot]

shut the fuck up

[woven orchid]

this reminds me

[blissful stag]

woahhh

[deft ore]

No™

[woven orchid]

i also considered going into psychology

[digital jungle]

damn off by one

[woven orchid]

but i realize

[drowsy parrot]

not a question

[woven orchid]

oh i cant say that word

i'm already a pretentious loser*

[daring sluice]

huh

[exotic belfry]

My birthday is actually Biden’s so it would seem we’re at an impasse

[vivid seal]

what word

[drowsy parrot]

the last cataclysm card

[deft ore]

I Don't Care™

[vivid seal]

no you are not

[woven orchid]

so like. going into psychology class would just make that worse

[deft ore]

next election astra vs cg

[daring sluice]

biden/trump yaoi

[exotic belfry]

Obamna

[daring sluice]

Soda!

[deft ore]

true but not here

[daring sluice]

@ lily

[drowsy parrot]

dont

[woven orchid]

don't

[daring sluice]

:3

sorry

[exotic belfry]

Sticker attempt jumpscare

[daring sluice]

im gonna post a sticker

[woven orchid]

guys its 10:16 pm do i trust my emotions

[deft ore]

insert please

[daring sluice]

yes

[vivid seal]

for what

[daring sluice]

no

[deft ore]

oh right fakenitro

[daring sluice]

sleep on it

always sleep on that shit

[drowsy parrot]

no vro

[woven orchid]

what if i just start doing crazy actions

[deft ore]

no unless theyre telling you to go to bed

in which case do

[woven orchid]

they are not

[vivid seal]

please dont

[daring sluice]

it's 1 am and my emotions tell me that i need to start getting romantical and i can tell you with 100% accuracy these emotions are wrong and ill tell you that with 200% accuracy in the morning

[drowsy parrot]

i know the afterten feelings

[woven orchid]

guys

[vivid seal]

i am not ready for this

[woven orchid]

remember this all started from a spiral bro

i got pissed because spirals mathematically piss me off

[drowsy parrot]

crabus you can exploit this

[woven orchid]

like actually

god

[daring sluice]

who up spiraling

[woven orchid]

NO

[drowsy parrot]

Goldg Ratio

[vivid seal]

not a chance

[daring sluice]

fibonacci

[vivid seal]

i still feel horrible after what happened

[woven orchid]

i would like to see someone make a shader that puts a spiral on a card

and maybe then i would live

[drowsy parrot]

look at fribogaschi

[vivid seal]

i wish to rest and forget about it

[woven orchid]

a SHADER

,,,

[daring sluice]

you should make it!

[frigid mica]

No way did somebody fucking die in the process

[drowsy parrot]

okight

[woven orchid]

do you think i spent 2 hours dilly dallying 🥀

well

[drowsy parrot]

yes

[woven orchid]

i spent 1 hour dilly dallying

[daring sluice]

yeah you do that a lot

[vivid seal]

well it wasn't as bad but it was horrible

[woven orchid]

but 1 hour was spent on trying to figure out spirals

[deft ore]

dont we all

[daring sluice]

dilly dally professional

[woven orchid]

and since im like ip banned from shadertoy or something

[buoyant kestrel]

dilly dallying is the best part of billy being

[drowsy parrot]

lionel shrjke dilly dallying is not a surprised

[woven orchid]

i cant figure it out

[daring sluice]

i dill my daller on sl all day

[drowsy parrot]

vro dilly dallied too hard in that safe

[deft ore]

im majoring in dilly dallying

[frigid mica]

You lost a friend? Did everyone get mad at you? Did you destroy something?

[drowsy parrot]

WHAT

[woven orchid]

idk

nothing on shadertoy loads for me

but it does for others

[drowsy parrot]

the situation has been covered already

[vivid seal]

pretty much

id rather not talk about it

i'm not trying to get heated up

[frigid mica]

Oh, uh, can you fill me in?

[drowsy parrot]

did you try incognito

[drowsy parrot]

no

[daring sluice]

i won't address it until im talked to directly about it

[woven orchid]

ignore bad text-spacing, do you guys think this is a fair legendary

[drowsy parrot]

its personal

[frigid mica]

It was one of those days, huh?

[drowsy parrot]

no

[vivid seal]

hiker?

[drowsy parrot]

can we stop dragging it

thanks

[vivid seal]

bonus synergy

[vivid seal]

^^^

[daring sluice]

mmmmmmmm. yeah

[woven orchid]

unfortunately no hiker synergy

its just their rank

not their chips

[vivid seal]

unpawtunate

[drowsy parrot]

gurgh

imagine

[woven orchid]

btw aces count as 14

not 1

[daring sluice]

cheessburers

[drowsy parrot]

40 + king

😭

[blissful stag]

we love anti-triboulet synergy

[frigid mica]

Slime

[blissful stag]

its ok ish

[drowsy parrot]

this aint anti trib

[woven orchid]

you could just only play kings

then they synergize

[blissful stag]

i dont think 13 base mult and chips is gonna affect alot though

well

[daring sluice]

patriarchy pete over here

[blissful stag]

after the first card

[drowsy parrot]

this is

what

[woven orchid]

idk i think its good because its permanent and works on any hand type and applies to both chips and mult

[blissful stag]

you should really spit it out man

[drowsy parrot]

no its every time a card of those ranks are scored

[blissful stag]

yeah

[frigid mica]

Ralsei over the course of almost a week

[daring sluice]

gg ralsei

[blissful stag]

but trib triggers for each card

[drowsy parrot]

dont say this otgerwise people are not gonna like you

[blissful stag]

its not like the rank is gonna scale with the multiplicative mult trib gives

[drowsy parrot]

so does this card

im so confused

[daring sluice]

as with all things in life im flipping the coin

[drowsy parrot]

if you play a 5oak you get a permanent 65 chult every time its kings nevertheless with only one trigger

[frigid mica]

I’m gonna kill myself if I don’t fucking finish this fucking joker before my birthday.

[blissful stag]

im just saying the mult from it is gonna be diluted when you have an xmult joker that have card flags 😭

[drowsy parrot]

what

[woven orchid]

idk i feel like since its part of the hand type itself it would scale better with xmult than any other +mult

[drowsy parrot]

what does diluted even mean

[daring sluice]

im gonna go to sleep before i die of having emotions

goodnight chat

[blissful stag]

decrease in value because of the utter amount

[woven orchid]

real

goodnight

[drowsy parrot]

???

[blissful stag]

yeah i guess its fine

[woven orchid]

the original was them multiplying the chips and mult of the played hand but fun fact that is repeated multiplication

do you want to know another term for repeated multiplication?

exponentiation,,

[drowsy parrot]

E

MULT

[blissful stag]

why are you so confused about the fact that adding 13 mult when you have like 200K mult on the 4th trib card is not that good man 😭

[drowsy parrot]

[woven orchid]

i mean adding 13 mult means nothing at that point but when you play your next hand that 13 mult will be worth like 13*(2^cards) mult instead

[plush hound]

oh my god im mcmilling it so hard rn

[candid blade]

chat is he busted

[vivid seal]

shut up

[plush hound]

ouuuuuughhh

[drowsy parrot]

you are but a spec in the game's history

[vivid seal]

oh my god bruh

[woven orchid]

nxkoo do you want friends

[drowsy parrot]

you are worth a lint

[frigid mica]

Contagion…

[plush hound]

yes

[plush hound]

D:

[woven orchid]

hi

[drowsy parrot]

you are so small edmund will need an atomic microscope

[plush hound]

haaaaaaiiiiiii

[plush hound]

he'll inspect me like one of his cats

[blissful stag]

wait is this permanent or for that hand only

[drowsy parrot]

vecause it keeps the mult like

[woven orchid]

for that hand type, permanently

[blissful stag]

ohhhhh

[drowsy parrot]

YES 😭

[woven orchid]

you play a high card king and high card gains +13 chips and mult

[drowsy parrot]

blank slate

[blissful stag]

i cant send the gif for some reason

[limber oak]

yeah tenor is apparently automodded

[woven orchid]

i think im going to rework Token Femtanyl into legendary and then make it good

[drowsy parrot]

i was so confused on how you didnt get it

[woven orchid]

pangaea

would you be willing for a resprite right now

[drowsy parrot]

lily

yes

[blissful stag]

you should probably add permanently in that desc then

[vivid seal]

can i watch

[woven orchid]

i dont like how matchbox looks antialiased

[limber oak]

spider kitty

[drowsy parrot]

who sprited this

[woven orchid]

scrap

[drowsy parrot]

thanks scrap

[blissful stag]

why is the mod tag solid gold

[vivid seal]

blindside is the third thing

[drowsy parrot]

shaders

[woven orchid]

24 karat gold labubu

[blissful stag]

yeah but why though

😭😭

[woven orchid]

(ui shaders)

[drowsy parrot]

because its cool

[woven orchid]

i wanted to be performative

[buoyant kestrel]

it would be X2 Boost but boost is not a term defined anywhere in balatro

[frigid mica]

Why is your badge golden

[woven orchid]

see above

[drowsy parrot]

oh my GOD

[vivid seal]

lol

[drowsy parrot]

its golden because the mod is reddit gold

[limber oak]

performative
why not make balala run off purely from the gpu i hope that goes well 😭

[woven orchid]

techniccally it does , in that the game would look fucking ugly without shaders

[limber oak]

-# balala itself is more cpu-intensive than gpu-intensive

[woven orchid]

objects would not rotate nor would they dissolve nor would editions exist nor would the background exist nor would anything be shiny at all nor would hologram exist

[drowsy parrot]

have you ever seen the BACKGROUND????

[exotic belfry]

I’m back from watching a sportsball video

[woven orchid]

sports ball... :(

[limber oak]

i sentenced it to the void

[drowsy parrot]

frisbee

[woven orchid]

sports are evil

[drowsy parrot]

no we are not doing this

[woven orchid]

guys what should Token Femtanyl do as a legendary joker

[drowsy parrot]

done

[exotic belfry]

I’m into it, be it fortunately or unfortunately lol

[drowsy parrot]

kill cards something something

i want to

[limber oak]

i dont even play votv 😭

[blissful stag]

is that fucking femtanyl

[woven orchid]

need me a violent death sound effect

[drowsy parrot]

resprite the token float

[woven orchid]

you can do that if you wnat

[vivid seal]

steal from hpot

[drowsy parrot]

THAT WAS A VOTV REFERENC?????

[limber oak]

gore5 if you must

[willow wolf]

ggwp aikoyori

i got my ass handed to me

[woven orchid]

i have a better mod to steal gore sound effects from ....

/j please dont kill me

[limber oak]

almanac in 2026 😭

[vivid seal]

huh

[blissful stag]

the mod formerly named almanac

[woven orchid]

i only have it installed because it was a funny joke in a vc

[exotic belfry]

Oh yeah we also have a proper plan in place for the next modding event. Hope you guys like jolly season

[hard plank]

i am bad at tetris

[drowsy parrot]

i have it installed as memoriam

[willow wolf]

i am also bad at it

[vivid seal]

i don't have it

[drowsy parrot]

what isoh my fucking god

[limber oak]

if it were to be ported itd probably crash at startup

to 1101c

[hard plank]

in my defense i am hungry as hell

[exotic belfry]

You will know when it’s fully announced

[woven orchid]

i should modernize it so that i can be shunned in more communities to justify my sorrow

[drowsy parrot]

it clicked

no no

penny dropped

its white elephant

[exotic belfry]

What

No

[drowsy parrot]

FML

[vivid seal]

jolly ......

Ok im scared now

[limber oak]

its a tough choice

[woven orchid]

considering shooting someone a dm rightn ow

[exotic belfry]

It’s a lot cooler than just taking a traditional christmas activity

Trust

[woven orchid]

because they made good sound effects for [forbidden mod] and i want to harbor those sound effects

[drowsy parrot]

considering shooting someone a dm rightn ow

[limber oak]

fun fact: i still have almanac in my computer downloads folder

[vivid seal]

im so scared

[willow wolf]

hmmm

[drowsy parrot]

because they are making a cool event i want to be a part of

[willow wolf]

send

send me jen's almanac

[drowsy parrot]

no

[limber oak]

no

[woven orchid]

no

[willow wolf]

why

[drowsy parrot]

thats disrespectful as shit

[limber oak]

jen said to not send

[vivid seal]

oh so it's not jolly jokers

[willow wolf]

dawg what even happened to jen's almanac

[vivid seal]

oh okay

[woven orchid]

good person or not i am always morally superior and thus respect the wishes of everyone

[exotic belfry]

[limber oak]

find my gold magnets

[drowsy parrot]

LMAO

[woven orchid]

why you trying not to laugh speed thats mad disrespectful

guys do i dm the person

[vivid seal]

do it

[limber oak]

drama

[exotic belfry]

I forgot jolly has that meaning here

Crypid and its consequences

[vivid seal]

you should dm more people maybe

[willow wolf]

we love it!

[drowsy parrot]

legit like

[hard plank]

i will not be sending Jen's

[drowsy parrot]

astra what headspace you in

[hard plank]

i respect Jen's wishes

[limber oak]

and people kept beating the dead horse (literally 98% move)

[drowsy parrot]

what Exoplanet you in haha only astra knows that reference

[limber oak]

i wont send it either

[willow wolf]

tf did jen do??? did he become a monster to survive murder???

[vivid seal]

can i be on the same exoplanet as you

[exotic belfry]

[drowsy parrot]

he*

[vivid seal]

sorry

sorry

[limber oak]

he*

and its the community at fault

[exotic belfry]

I don’t play cryptid vro

[hard plank]

pangaea

[woven orchid]

astra

play my mod

please dont

please dont

[drowsy parrot]

bestie

[hard plank]

do u fw my mod

hiiii

[willow wolf]

madeon please release super platinum

[exotic belfry]

You guys think I actually play the game?

[limber oak]

looking at what mods to play

[woven orchid]

the last time i played a run of balatro and got enjoyment out of it was definitely at least a month ago

[drowsy parrot]

this is why hotpot had joker revive one character

[woven orchid]

i just play it to keep in touch with balance and make sure my sense of game design isnt ass

[drowsy parrot]

hiiiiiiii

[limber oak]

you must... add replayability

[dreamy abyss]

the worst thing i heard was that he stole sprites for his mod and then apologized for it and removed them

[hard plank]

would you be happy with this legendary

[exotic belfry]

Mf I can’t break my own removing features rule 😭

[drowsy parrot]

and then when people asked for the mod when it was removed he removed the discord server too

[limber oak]

literally doing anything but working on balatro dash 😭

[dreamy abyss]

would it be funny if i kidnapped more people and made them code my mod or no

[drowsy parrot]

i was just thinking of the worst thing added at the top of my head

[hard plank]

jtem

[limber oak]

wait i already work on two
sorry pal shouldve been faster

[drowsy parrot]

you can do that?

[woven orchid]

is this reasonable to ask

[vivid seal]

(i dont code)

[limber oak]

🔥

[woven orchid]

im basjing my head agaisnt a brick

only one brick though

im not gluttenous

[willow wolf]

THAT'S IT???

[drowsy parrot]

but like

what about ultimate ultimate freedom

[limber oak]

bdash greed is insane (pry stellar found for 26$ in the shop)

[willow wolf]

SOMETHING JOKER FORGE MODDERS DO ON THE DAILY???

[hard plank]

i added a feature to use card

[drowsy parrot]

can we get rid of jokerforge

[deft ore]

pwx was bigger than like. JokerForge Slop #4634

[woven orchid]

i love the part of freedom deck where you can feed cards into the blind for infinite joker slots

[limber oak]

i added a joker

[drowsy parrot]

pwx was miles better ts true

[limber oak]

here's the thing
pwx was unironically fun if we ignore the insane numbers

[woven orchid]

asterisk

[limber oak]

it adds to the game, both balance and unbalance

[willow wolf]

too bad i'll never get to experience it lol

[vivid seal]

imo polterworx was like. Okay at best

[limber oak]

summer break 2025 it all went down from there

[drowsy parrot]

rewatch roffle im sure hes still got some pwx videos up

[vivid seal]

i'm not too big of a fan but i don't hate it

[limber oak]

roffle did a one-off for almanac but thats about it

[drowsy parrot]

i love polterworx because not only did it give the incentive for modders to add their cool ocs so i can look and study them because i love creativity

[exotic belfry]

I wish Roffle still did modded every once in a while

[digital jungle]

polterworx was. something

[drowsy parrot]

but also because it gave straddle

[limber oak]

i mean, pwx inspired balatro dash

[drowsy parrot]

this is only because hotpot aint it

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing

[woven orchid]

fun fact vallkarri is a direct descendant of pwx and NOT in the way you think

[exotic belfry]

No

[willow wolf]

what

[drowsy parrot]

ok good

[exotic belfry]

I have my own mod too damn!!

[drowsy parrot]

im gonna sprite anthony and then match box

[limber oak]

is it because you nuked hyperop out of it

[vivid seal]

wha how

[willow wolf]

i mean tbf milky's bullshit was inspired by aikoyori's shenanigans

[woven orchid]

valk was originally created as a mod called anteshredder (the overscoring mechanic alone, no content)
i made it exclusively because of pwx being bullshit unbalanced

[digital jungle]

is it because it was a cryptid addon

[willow wolf]

and idk what aikoshen was inspired by

[limber oak]

from pwx arrived vallkarri, balatro dash and silly seals
from those three only two stood the test of time

[drowsy parrot]

vallkarri and silly seals

oops did i mistype

[willow wolf]

i apologize to @hard plank btw

[drowsy parrot]

sorry that was rude

[hard plank]

oh fuck off

[limber oak]

greatly
balatro dash is still worked on

[limber oak]

its silly seals that didnt stand

[willow wolf]

honestly i think milky's bullshit is gonna be effectively dead in the next few days

[woven orchid]

one day i will dm kori about absorbing some seals

[digital jungle]

i forgot silly seals was a thing im gonna be honest

[buoyant kestrel]

five jokers have graced the collection
i need to do something about the dumbass spacing though

[vivid seal]

when is someone gonna fork silly seals and make it more balanced/detrimental

[drowsy parrot]

if you do you know who will do the absorbing and who else will do the upgrading...

[limber oak]

detrimental you say?

[hard plank]

this reminds me that someone does genuinely call me kori

[willow wolf]

i have no more gimmicks to add

[vivid seal]

since the current downside is X0.n money

where n is a number

[drowsy parrot]

riyokoai

[limber oak]

screw x_money, i'm outright rooting it instead

[buoyant kestrel]

top 10 most understandable effects of all time

[limber oak]

coughs up a ringularity

[woven orchid]

i think contrasting unbalance on both sides is actually a bad idea

[hard plank]

abstain

[limber oak]

oh, thats's just useless seals

[hard plank]

lily what should i do with enchanted edition

[woven orchid]

upgrade played hand twice if it is the first scored card

[limber oak]

i found the exotic seals to be underwhelming

[drowsy parrot]

i think giving seals a detriment is bad

honestly

[hard plank]

anyway i dont really care about it

[drowsy parrot]

they should just be boring

[woven orchid]

oh i read enhancement not edition sorry

[hard plank]

if you think my mod is your inspo then that's good

keep going

[vivid seal]

even then the seal detriment they had was hurting your econ at worst

which
it was underwhelming

[willow wolf]

i mean 1.2 onwards will have to be soloed by me

[woven orchid]

joker that gives x2 mult and x0.5 chips

[limber oak]

technically i can look up to you as far as some things go
but the main inspo for me was pwx 😭

[hard plank]

i just add whatever then balance later

[drowsy parrot]

aiko

i look at you bestie

[hard plank]

i mean ive been doing MOST (not everything) of my mod solo

[hard plank]

hiii

[vivid seal]

[limber oak]

aiko
whats the one thing you didnt do

[willow wolf]

fix their bluetooth

[dreamy abyss]

idk what my mod is inspired by but its a fucking mess

[hard plank]

some of the art was done by other great people

[woven orchid]

aikoyori can i be listed as a contributor to aikoshen because im a bad person

[limber oak]

battery low 🪫
please charge ⚡

[drowsy parrot]

aiko can i be credited as bestie

[hard plank]

i got s25 ultra i don't got no worries about bluetooth now

[vivid seal]

you're a good person

[woven orchid]

does fishstick know

[willow wolf]

if you're a bad person then im literally checks list kanye west

[vivid seal]

...what

[limber oak]

nah im a bad person
i shouldve been looking elsewhere for bdash inspo

[woven orchid]

im nervous i sent the dm

[drowsy parrot]

imagine hes the uno guy

[woven orchid]

i am mosdtly nervous for being told off for thinking about pwx after like 4 months but really i just like the sound effects

[limber oak]

-# do they know?

[willow wolf]

learn sound design dawg

[woven orchid]

i mean its not like i dmed jen

someone else made the sfx and im asking them if i can use the ones that they made

[drowsy parrot]

fireice im not stupid

[limber oak]

yeh i made the concept arts and oxy took it from there

[drowsy parrot]

wrong uno guy

[limber oak]

😭❓

[willow wolf]

first thing i need to do for 1.2

learn glsl and love2d ui

[limber oak]

(impossible)

[buoyant kestrel]

bro in fact did not know

[drowsy parrot]

youre also wrong

[hard plank]

genuinely i haven't had a Bluetooth issue

[drowsy parrot]

because lily knows what uno guy im talking about

[limber oak]

i think i still have those somewhere

[buoyant kestrel]

if you were thinking of a different guy then you didn't know what fireice was thinking of

[willow wolf]

my devs left my team so im on my own now lol

[woven orchid]

by uno guy she means the creator of uno no mercy

i met him

[hard plank]

since i got a new phone

[buoyant kestrel]

You did not know.

[drowsy parrot]

because i didnt care???

[woven orchid]

my heartrate is far too high for 11pm dude

im so cooked

[vivid seal]

pangaea can you bite my head off

[digital jungle]

what the fuck are yall even talking about

[vivid seal]

sorry

[drowsy parrot]

ok im starting to get riled up im just stopping the convo there

[buoyant kestrel]

i just explained the joke thats what happened there i was trying to be funny

[hard plank]

hiii

[buoyant kestrel]

i was not serious

[vivid seal]

😴

[buoyant kestrel]

i would never use bold and be serious thats goofy

[woven orchid]

you know what

im replacing the shader part of the credits with sfx

because there are technically more sound effects in valk than there are shaders

[drowsy parrot]

lily what if i used shadertoy instead

[vivid seal]

why not clump them together

[woven orchid]

ill just do misc actually

[vivid seal]

works

i need to contribute my cat to vallkarri

[woven orchid]

i think very few of you will recognize this name

[limber oak]

i will suggest myself and oomf when i find the time to do so

[vivid seal]

tbh valk should do the pwx thing of adding peoples self inserts but instead of self inserts it would be cats

😇

[willow wolf]

yahiamod

[woven orchid]

i actually already kinda did this

i just didnt get around to it

[willow wolf]

thats what yahiamod did

[vivid seal]

aah

[hard plank]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9xSFk1ZDgw mark rober music

[woven orchid]

and half of them didn't get art

[drowsy parrot]

Holy Shit.

[vivid seal]

right

[drowsy parrot]

hi multi

[limber oak]

yahimod*

[vivid seal]

i'll probably wait for pangaea for that one then

[woven orchid]

:3

overscoring is getting good sfx now

[vivid seal]

i see people using :3 all the time but not a single soul using =3

we live in a society

[woven orchid]

under new management ahh

[limber oak]

i dont use either

[dreamy abyss]

probably because =3 looks like a fart

[buoyant kestrel]

i mean i don't see people use =) often either i think the = is just weird

[vivid seal]

oh.

oh

i see it now

god damnit

[limber oak]

foiled again?

[willow wolf]

what about c equals 3

[vivid seal]

=) is like the chara undertale smile

[willow wolf]

C=3

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah exactly i am only allowed to use it in reference

illegal otherwise

[dreamy abyss]

how to get banned instantly

[limber oak]

💀

[vivid seal]

bro

[buoyant kestrel]

c is the third letter of the alphabet

yup

[digital jungle]

that just looks like a side view of a fart

[willow wolf]

d=4

[hard plank]

D1

[limber oak]

e4

[digital jungle]

f=6

[whole nova]

i sure do wonder why

[dreamy abyss]

1. f3 e6
   2. g4?? Qh4#

[vivid seal]

true

[woven orchid]

insane

[limber oak]

the fools

[willow wolf]

why do u think i wanna kill off the mod

[woven orchid]

im losing my voice bro

[vivid seal]

sorry

[buoyant kestrel]

sorry??

[vivid seal]

i'm sorry

[deft sonnet]

man

i should not be awake

[buoyant kestrel]

sorry doesn't look like a real word its too late for this bs

[whole nova]

there's some context ok

[buoyant kestrel]

so rry

[vivid seal]

im so sorry

[buoyant kestrel]

real?

[woven orchid]

how it feels to overcomplicate it

[limber oak]

ok i am to believe there's an easier way to do this

[vivid seal]

my bad