⚙・modding-general

[deft ore]

its a joker

[turbid heart]

ill write instead

[indigo egret]

he is hoarding blunders inorder to make a time machine and uhh get turkey off the menu or something

[deft ore]

yeah instead is definitely better

[turbid heart]

there we go

anyway thoughts on the effect otherwise

[indigo egret]

hiker walks in

[somber cliff]

hrm

took me 22 rounds to notice the ante not going up

is it bc i updated steammodded?

[hard plank]

update Cryptid

[indigo egret]

what the HELL is happening😭

[somber cliff]

so much

[indigo egret]

a ton of elephants we have to address here😭

[worn bone]

update cryptid to the latest version

[lime stratus]

is there a way to modify the seed mid run

[worn bone]

wait you took magic trick 😭

[wanton lintel]

how would that even work

[lime stratus]

the shop after this boss blind has a voucher that crashes the game

[deft ore]

Don't Buy It Then

[worn bone]

address me

[lime stratus]

it crashes the game when it's on the screen

[worn bone]

whats the name of the voucher

[deft ore]

you have 15 billion mods did you expect this to be stable

[lime stratus]

i dont know, because when its on the screen the game crashes

[somber cliff]

i realized i never bought it before so i figured why not

[worn bone]

does it say in the crashlog

[deft ore]

send the crashlog

itll probably have the key somewhere

[indigo egret]

crashlog?

[lime stratus]

#1217704157574860810 message

[indigo egret]

Why is crash bandicoot cutting logs?

🔥

[somber cliff]

also this fixed it ty

[scarlet swan]

mayhem's black deck gave me the ultimate photochad starter build

[worn bone]

. wait huh does the voucher actually choose random blinds for the art?

oh shit that might be why

[honest zephyr]

but isn't there already black deck.. scratches head in confusion

[worn bone]

what if it could get…
darker than dark

[honest zephyr]

photon readings negative
+1 joker slot

[deft ore]

this next run will be very very interesting

[worn bone]

oh yeah this got buried but i absolutely love all the crossmod shenanigans you do in fixing bits and bobs of everything and making so much stuff flow with each other ❤️

looking at the code and im seeing some buffoonery fixes?
did you ever fix the issue where it fucks up blind ante requirements

[humble rampart]

only campfire has darker black than the balatro black

[wanton lintel]

#000000 deck

[indigo egret]

guys is there any other name i can give to flynnsanity?

[humble rampart]

idk

[indigo egret]

because uhhh i want to like be undetected by that stalker who's following me.

[wanton lintel]

idk i suck ass at naming my only naming plan is for my coding language

[humble rampart]

i named my mod surrealisms cuz theres a lot of jokers based off of surrealist paintings

[indigo egret]

I might have to rename myself and like rename my mods

[humble rampart]

jesus

[indigo egret]

just in case of emergency

[humble rampart]

trans flag jumpscare

[indigo egret]

why is it sharp isn't the trans flag emote smooth

🏳️‍⚧️

[buoyant kestrel]

Black Deck

fuck

whatever good enough

[humble rampart]

gottem

[buoyant kestrel]

oh wait right

[honest zephyr]

you flip it the other way around

(word)[link]

[deft ore]

Homestuck jumpscare

[worn bone]

413 new meme

[main path]

i was originally going to call my mod "Jimbo's Fever Dream"

[wanton lintel]

you can never escape the home stuck

[indigo egret]

kyanny if harassing a mentally unstable teenager was a sport:

[hard plank]

hi

[main path]

hi aiko

[indigo egret]

should i hop on the 'shenanigans tomorrow

i'm really considering playing that mod

[main path]

on behalf of aiko you should totally

[main path]

its got a lot of cool stuff

would recommend

[wanton lintel]

indeed
its peak

[hard plank]

ok so i do tons of shilling

[main path]

let the people shill for you

[indigo egret]

there's a tiny aikoyori on my shoulder whispering to me and telling me to play aikoshen

[lime stratus]

when will emerald be given more content

its so incredibly scuffed

[hard plank]

when i add villager trading

[deft ore]

theres an angelkoyori and a devilkoyori on my shoulder at all times

[buoyant kestrel]

the art grows

[indigo egret]

VILLAGER TRADING???

[deft ore]

theyre both telling me to play aikoshen

[indigo egret]

MINECRAFT UPDATE???

"as a child, i yearned for the shenanigans"

[hard plank]

for now it's just money bag

[plush hound]

play tangents

[wanton lintel]

i love playng hotpot to selectively breed my emeralds

[indigo egret]

oh i forgot to release the patch that adds hotpot anti-compat to my mod

[lime stratus]

you're doing what to the emeralds?

[hard plank]

villager trading

[wanton lintel]

what

[honest zephyr]

the Hot Potato mod adds a joker breeding mechanic

[hard plank]

that has been the plan from the beginning

[indigo egret]

so you can't breed the flynn jokers

[wanton lintel]

fair

[hard plank]

i just haven't had enough courage to code it in

ts is daunting

[indigo egret]

an aikoshen movie

[hard plank]

villager trading is like

[indigo egret]

starring jack black as aikoyori🔥

[hard plank]

I'm washed

[main path]

give me a few minutes

[deft ore]

wordle boss blind

this... is a stake

[honest zephyr]

honestly i might not add anti-hotpot compat to my mod
if people get weird about it i might just block them

[deft ore]

Math Deck

[hard plank]

i know the mechanic sounds insane but it is literally just better double sided edition

[umbral pilot]

chat is this sigma

[honest zephyr]

Was That Loop.

[deft ore]

maybe

[honest zephyr]

Did I Just See Loop.

[buoyant kestrel]

real

[umbral pilot]

I just slept for 4 hours on the couch in the office

I'm washed

[buoyant kestrel]

loop jumpscare

[deft ore]

the opposite actually. dirty

[umbral pilot]

ok paradox takes one to know one

[deft ore]

blunder

[umbral pilot]

Huh this is not hotpot

apologies

[hard plank]

am i washed

[deft ore]

i was trying to blunder react you and then i realized this was balacord

so i had to settle for a reply

am i cooked

[umbral pilot]

smh I can't believe I did this

[hard plank]

there you go

[deft ore]

thanks aikoyori

[honest zephyr]

where does blunder come from

[deft ore]

chess.com

[honest zephyr]

ah

[indigo egret]

can someone send me a picture of soup i need to do something rq and i'm too lazy to look up soup on google images

[plush hound]

chat am i washed

[honest zephyr]

depends. have you showered today?

[deft ore]

no you're also stinky

[plush hound]

I haven't showered for weeks

[hard plank]

I'm not stinky

[hard plank]

ragebait

[deft ore]

in other news sky is blue

[honest zephyr]

bait used to be believable...

[buoyant kestrel]

i cannot bring myself to shower every day but i always do it at least once a week

[hard plank]

you're in Asia you can't possibly not wash yourselves in the heat

[deft ore]

do yall actually live like this

[buoyant kestrel]

(though i absolutely do need to i sweat an abnormal amount)

[hard plank]

i shower twice a day lol

[deft ore]

whats the piglins in this scenario

cryptid?

[buoyant kestrel]

jokerforge slop is better because it gives variety

[wind token]

i love this game

[deft ore]

whos the jokerforge leader

[buoyant kestrel]

and cryptid can be considered to be not absolute hot garbage

[wind token]

the maker, duh

[deft ore]

goodmorning would never

[hard plank]

Garette

is Cryptid

[indigo egret]

"This, is an alphabet pack"

[hard plank]

maybe Mayhem

idk

poultry woks?

[hard plank]

ok yeah maybe Poultry Woks

[humble rampart]

full shower or water only

because twice a day is madness

[main path]

had to yoink the aiko asset from aikoshen repo and edit it slightly

[hard plank]

wdym water only

[humble rampart]

what about "water only" is not self explanatory

[hard plank]

i guess if i had to ask what water only mean I'd say showing with soap

[deft ore]

damn you live like this

[deft ore]

if you live somewhere hot and frequently experience that heat i can see it

[humble rampart]

if i showered twice daily i prolly would

no way im washing my hair more than once between days that shit will obliterate it

[hard plank]

mom told me to wash my hair every other day

[granite forum]

yes

[worn bone]

am i an operator higher and scaling

[hard plank]

am i hooked

balatro has been r

[deft ore]

am i shook

[worn bone]

cryptid

[buoyant kestrel]

oh nah

[digital geyser]

After getting The Mind (Paya's reward card) and selecting a Legendary Joker, I'm just left on this screen forever softlocked.

[buoyant kestrel]

what in the 21 friend requests

[granite forum]

wit21fr

[granite forum]

this reminds me

there was a new sprite for hook but idk if they implemented it since i left like in may ish

cryptid dev speed am i right

[digital geyser]

For the record, I have Cryptid, Entropy, and More Fluff among other mods, it's probably a cross-mod thing, IDK.

[hard plank]

play my modth

[keen knoll]

am i book

[buoyant kestrel]

baba is book

[worn dagger]

Am I [Spamton G. Spamton]?

@buoyant kestrel @deft ore I’m waiting

[woven orchid]

vallkarri......

[shy quail]

New challenge guys hand size of 8 but only 3 card comes out

[woven orchid]

so its 3 hand size but you feel better about yourself

[shy quail]

yeah

its like a bug i think

oups I think its my entire game that is like that

[buoyant kestrel]

NOBODY CAN [4.99] [The Smooth Taste Of] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

[shy quail]

omg every time I see him he's like saying in my head "I'll eat your soul"

[worn dagger]

So is that a no

[buoyant kestrel]

Nobody can.

[worn dagger]

You going to make me put it on his face?

[willow wolf]

aphex twin reference?

[shy quail]

I dont even know what is aphex twin

[woven orchid]

voices of the void jokers

[main path]

lmao
my seminar class' topic today was electronic music
and aphex twin was one of the artists i listened to during the seminar

[willow wolf]

did you listen to the prodigy

[worn dagger]

I want to play more binding of isaac but I'm tired and should be in bed

[main path]

we listened to certain parts of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw5AiRVqfqk

also we listened to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2qLD9c3Gq4

these were the professor's choice btw

[leaden vector]

Ooooooo play moreeeeeeee

[worn dagger]

nah too eppy

[whole nova]

i really need to tap into aphex twin everything i've heard is amazing

[leaden vector]

What's binding of issac even about

I have a friend who's obsessed with the game

[worn dagger]

Watch game theory video

[leaden vector]

okei

i opened my browser and now balatro music is playing

[worn dagger]

[leaden vector]

I have nothing relating to balatro open

It stopped

i'm scared

[willow wolf]

GOD I LOVE ARCHANGEL

DID YOU KNOW IT SAMPLES METAL GEAR SOLID???

[main path]

heres the full list

[worn dagger]

Game?

[main path]

nah this is the list of music i had to listen to for a college seminar class

[worn dagger]

Ah

I’d recommend a song but you wouldn’t like them

[main path]

?

[worn dagger]

I like weird songs

[whole nova]

https://youtu.be/X6MHPT10pCw i may have found the holy grail

[main path]

im pretty open minded to weird music

[whole nova]

heavenly beat

[worn dagger]

I’ll send it to you

[woven orchid]

does anyone want to make 10 shaders for me

[main path]

i am currently on the consumable grind

[woven orchid]

i remain 3 steps ahead

[worn dagger]

Give me 5$ and I’ll do it

And by that I mean I’ll pay my friend to do it

[woven orchid]

i just spent $30 today im not spending more money

[main path]

will have made a total of 26 new consumables when i finish them tomorrow

[buoyant kestrel]

joyous

[strong obsidian]

||It's always negative I bet.||

[chilly pine]

spring

[buoyant kestrel]

indeed

foundation farming

[frigid mica]

Hey guys, I don’t know what to do with Ralsei.

[strong obsidian]

Holy shit.

[frigid mica]

I have made a cross mod joker for Starspace

It’s a crossmod-only rarity called Universal

But I don’t know what it’s ability should be

[willow wolf]

the beginning of the end

[whole nova]

why do you have two accounts lol

[main path]

anyways i gotta sleep
sleep deprivation is catching up to me and i must run from it

sparkle_sleep

[willow wolf]

finally part of the "mods with wiki pages" club

[leaden vector]

See the next 5 cards

[worn dagger]

Can I be part of your mod

:33333333

[hard plank]

hi:3

[limber oak]

hi

[worn dagger]

Hi

[willow wolf]

hey

how do i add colors to my rarities

[worn dagger]

Idk

[willow wolf]

on the wiki

[worn dagger]

Oh

Then I really don’t know

[worn dagger]

Want to see my cat?

[willow wolf]

sure

[forest knoll]

keep reading down :3 /lh

[whole nova]

my dumbass dog

[worn dagger]

Goofy

I have many cats

7 to be exact

[frigid mica]

What is this mod

[worn dagger]

Here is all of them

[frigid mica]

Or more specifically

[lime stratus]

this is so going to crash my game

[frigid mica]

What does it give?

[frigid mica]

Wtf

[lime stratus]

huh

it doesnt

it simply just... does nothing

[forest knoll]

gee, if only there was a handy place where that sort of info were documented. like a wiki page or something

[willow wolf]

got it!

[willow wolf]

im not going to run a god damn fork bomb

[worn dagger]

:3

[whole nova]

always run commands memes tell you to run

it could never go wrong

[worn dagger]

Order Y pestist and snort it trust

You totally won’t die

[strong obsidian]

Explain the joke.

[worn dagger]

No need

If you don’t get it you don’t get it

[whole nova]

plants vs zombies

simple

[dreamy abyss]

NOT AGAIN

[worn dagger]

I once had such a realistic dream about me swimming under the water and being able to breathe under water and than the next time I went swimming I tried to breathe under water and choked on water

[strong obsidian]

I was talking bout the cat Linux one.

[limber oak]

thats a fork bomb

[worn dagger]

Try it

[shy quail]

just a little curse

I was playing a blind size reduction run

[woven orchid]

guys i made an organization for my balatro mods ,, what do i set as the organization profile picture

[willow wolf]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/MiLKY's_Bullshit/Jokers god i am not even half of the way through

not including descriptions

[smoky gulch]

what does # mean? is it above e?

[drowsy parrot]

sleeves have finally been implemented in vallkarri courtesy of inspiration and yours truly

[woven crag]

# is repeated e's

[woven orchid]

you know i don't think that's 2 copies

[woven crag]

so e10#10 = eeeeeeeeee10

and idk how it works with multiple of them

its just big number

[smoky gulch]

damn

i got like e42#2#2

[woven crag]

thats at least like 100

[woven orchid]

vaguely equivalent to 42^^^2 i believe

[willow wolf]

me when my joker has a variable rarity depending on the amount of fonts you have on your pc

[woven orchid]

maybe 42^^^3

[woven crag]

how do you know that

[woven orchid]

2 hashtags means operator is 3

ending number past hashtag is usually equivalent to the operand used

i.e. e10#1#1#5 would probably be 10^^^^5

[smoky gulch]

hmmm

[woven orchid]

close enough

you can interpret the operator by the hashtags but the operand is more guesswork

[smoky gulch]

hmm thats cool

tips on beating very fair deck on cryptid transcendant?

[woven orchid]

find a seed that lets you win easily

you will probably not just get lucky enough to get a good seed

[smoky gulch]

makes sense

i got e50#2#2 lols

[woven crag]

pretty sure this relies mostly on just getting a lucky skip early

[woven orchid]

yeah

[woven crag]

since even beating the first blind is almost impossible

[woven orchid]

get a lucky skip that gives membership card (x23,000 mult !!!! wheeheeee)

then just dont die i gues

maybe get an ankh

i think one of them is -1 hand yes

[woven crag]

just get facile

or the membership card yeah

[woven orchid]

new joker

idk if this is truly exquisite tier but its pretty solid

better than legendary at least

[woven crag]

🤔

[sleek granite]

shiny vallkarri badge

[woven orchid]

yess

[buoyant kestrel]

sphere collection

[young timber]

yes

[wanton rapids]

redeemed deck is crazy so this is probably really strong too

[woven orchid]

talas redeemed deck combo just explodes everything

[worn dagger]

I want to add eye color to Crystal and Shard

[full edge]

Which rarity would work for this:
Madame Web: See the content of 2 cards of a booster pack

(It'd have a UI window pop up showing you what'd be in it, so you see when you hover over it. Ideally, I'd also make it work on tags)

[woven orchid]

now we need a sleeve that also redeems a random bonus voucher when you redeem a voucher so that you just get 3x every voucher by spending $10

[wanton rapids]

oh wait I misread it

very interesting

[young timber]

ooh

[hard plank]

lily please i need this feature

[wanton rapids]

the shader badge?

[young timber]

gawd damn

[buoyant kestrel]

sphere

ortalab swapped big cube

[hard plank]

yes

[wanton rapids]

there's a smods pr with it iirc

[worn dagger]

Add astrosphere

[woven orchid]

also if you really want
the patch that adds it is designed to be safely applied multiple times

[wanton rapids]

oh really

[woven orchid]

so just copy+paste if you are impatient

[buoyant kestrel]

no have sphere

[woven orchid]

yes invalid is awesome

[young timber]

D:

shmol

[hard plank]

I'm gonna have to write my own shader

[worn dagger]

Add crystal sphere

[young timber]

thumb

[hard plank]

ts sucks

[jaunty galleon]

anyone ever write a guide for modding balatro on the steam deck?

[hard plank]

peakshit

[jaunty galleon]

don’t rule 4 me a steam deck is just a portable pc

[wanton rapids]

surely you can just follow the Linux instructions

which is just the windows instructions plus a launch parameter

[vivid seal]

this looks fun

can't wait for inversed crustulum

[hard plank]

why is mult red

[buoyant kestrel]

blundered

[wanton rapids]

No rerolls
Gains +1x chips when blind is defeated

[buoyant kestrel]

it is 4 am

[worn dagger]

Pipis

[vivid seal]

kinda weak but i like the idea of no rerolls

[blissful stag]

who could that be

[vivid seal]

Guess my Jest.

[buoyant kestrel]

though to be honest i would like it better if literally every vanilla joker formatted it like that it always mildly bothered me

i like the colours

[woven orchid]

what triangle said

i have modded balatro on my steam deck

it is the same as linux

[buoyant kestrel]

wide

[young timber]

how do I debuff a card

[drowsy parrot]

smh

wouldnt it only contain w in the corners

unfaithful unsubscribed its over

[buoyant kestrel]

come on man

i couldn't just not do wirtue

its amazing

also isn't the point of ortalab is that it isn't 1 to 1 sometimes

[drowsy parrot]

im pretty sure its the subject of the sprite and not the norms

[hard plank]

who could that be

[hard plank]

#1430922647339929771

[wanton rapids]

doesn't running natively cause issues with some mods that load files ignoring case

[hard plank]

not my tutorial so @north jasper

[hard plank]

ok actually it does

[worn dagger]

https://www.amazon.com/Bring-Already-Enamel-Brooch-Backpacks/dp/B0F1KFGCVG need this

[north jasper]

yes

but for some mods it also makes it fster

[hard plank]

but it wouldn't be a problem if the mod was written properly

[north jasper]

yeah

exactly

If you're relying on OS-specific behavior in Lua of all languages, that's entirely on you

Lua code should be platform-agnostic

[wanton rapids]

that's true

[buoyant kestrel]

what would you be doing

[north jasper]

see: Cryptid

actualy smods itself

[young timber]

can anyone ppweetty pleeasee make me a shader 🥺

[north jasper]

one prime example is actually smods itself

and cryptid

because cryptid uses LuaHTTP to make some telemetry calls, and you have to build LuaHTTP separately on linux for obvious reasons

and for some reason cryptid crashes because it can't phone home

why is it opt-out

there you go, cryptid phones home by default

[round elk]

coolio

[hard plank]

it phones too Discord API lol

[north jasper]

still ass

another example is in case a mod makes windows systems calls for whatever reason

let's say someone makes a shitty horror mod that acts all ARG-ish and opens shit like oneshot legacy

there you go

that breaks on macOS and Linux

[hard plank]

ok

imma be real idk why the hot pot video ad has broken sounds on Linux

[north jasper]

idfk either

runtime issue???

[hard plank]

natively

[north jasper]

i should rebuild all the lua native modules on linux

[dusty token]

idk who added a case insensitive file searching in windows

[north jasper]

actually it breaks on macos too so idfk

[north jasper]

the 80s

fucking legacy dos behavior

[buoyant kestrel]

windows specific success

[north jasper]

also running wine on a runtime that already has a native version sounds redundant anyway

electron inside wine is complete ass

same thing with luajit

[willow wolf]

KOREWACHINO???

what in the crossover of my past and present is going on

[north jasper]

literally who

[willow wolf]

cappy ishihara, aka cup o chino?

[north jasper]

yes

[willow wolf]

remember kumikyoku project?

[north jasper]

yes

[willow wolf]

yeah that bitch me

[north jasper]

i thought i blocked you

[young timber]

dude I'm never learning shaders 🙏

[willow wolf]

idk dude

[north jasper]

im blocking bro again 🥀

[willow wolf]

beat u to it

[young timber]

🙏

what is this beef bro

[willow wolf]

dawg not even i remember

its been years

[young timber]

lmfaooo

[willow wolf]

Now, back to my regularly scheduled balatro.

[north jasper]

lmao

[willow wolf]

now, does anyone have a polychrome shader simulator?

god if i could strangle me from like, years ago, i fuckign would

[north jasper]

i only blocked bro because he was annoying

idk if he's reading this but new account i can see why now

anyway

[buoyant kestrel]

repost sorta because i did post this before but i actually implemented it now and its got the ortaswapped rarity

[north jasper]

luajit on linux is faster than luajit in wine

because its native

[willow wolf]

yet luajit on macos sucks balls???

its both unix

[north jasper]

no idea

I don't use macOS

[willow wolf]

i do

[hard plank]

i do

[north jasper]

yeah but it;s still faster

because no wine overhead

and stupid translation

same perf on macos i guess

[willow wolf]

referring to regular luajit or the luajit fork?

[north jasper]

regular

balatro on boson uses vanilla luajit

because love uses it

it uses the love runtime from native

[willow wolf]

what the hell is boson-

[north jasper]

steam compat tool to run balatro using system love

[hard plank]

could beanse

[north jasper]

instead of the one embedded in the exe

[willow wolf]

THAT EXISTS???

[north jasper]

yes

[willow wolf]

where can i find it

[hard plank]

vro wrote that

[north jasper]

love2d bins are actually meant to be run separately

fused love games are actually bad practice

balatro is a fused love binary

[willow wolf]

im not surprised, i remember cap being way more talented development wise than i ever was or ever will be

[north jasper]

as in localthunk vendored the love runtime on top of the balatro package

actually the other way around

he put the balatro package on top of the love runtime

you can literally run love Balatro.exe and it will just work™ because you can override the runtime

on literally any platform

so Balatro on PC is completely cross-platform

[willow wolf]

almost any platform

[north jasper]

rule 4 be damned, you can run Balatro on anything as long as it runs Lua

[willow wolf]

tried that with mac and it got bitchy

[north jasper]

fym

[hard plank]

me when it complains about

[north jasper]

just install love and the steamworks sdk

it will just work

[willow wolf]

ah thats what i was missing

[north jasper]

balatro can crash if it can't find the steamworks blob

[willow wolf]

steamworks

[north jasper]

HOWEVER

if you have lovely injector loaded with smods steamworks will be lazily loaded instead

and you can skip steamworks entirely

I reviewed that patch myself

I literally code reviewed that smods feature when it got first added

even funnier is with lovely injector you can straight up patch out steamworks entirely and also enable some funny flags to pretend you're porting the game to console

the balatro codebase is unified for all platforms

only difference is just the DRM and runtime for each platform specifically

[hard plank]

ok good i knew vro before you do

i went back in time to check

[north jasper]

aiko

i got thinkpad

gaming laptop with amd vega 10

[willow wolf]

god i think i need to explode now

[north jasper]

better than iris xe

[frigid mica]

I forgot nobody here knows the reference

[hard plank]

Iris ศรี

also you told me a few days ago

[north jasper]

yeah but it arrived yesterday

its smaller than i expected

i think its as small as ur macbook

[hard plank]

wtf were you using before then

wait it's your mom's laptop

[north jasper]

acer travelmate from 2014 with haswell

[hard plank]

you said that

I'm stupid

[hard plank]

❓

[north jasper]

you haven't read the article from The Sun from 2015

[hard plank]

oh shit

[north jasper]

do i need to send you the article

[hard plank]

no

[north jasper]

||https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1366526/revealed-women-will-be-having-more-sex-with-robots-than-men-by-2025/||

wtf is that embed

[hard plank]

article is gone lol

[north jasper]

wdym i can still read it

[willow wolf]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/MiLKY's_Bullshit/Jokers finally finished uploading all the jokers to the wiki

[young timber]

thumb

[willow wolf]

had to make this preview in blender

[young timber]

wow, thanks alot..

[willow wolf]

how much do i have to add in order to not be considered a stub

[young timber]

first time using btw

[young timber]

probably needs to be made not a stub by moderators

so message them or smth

[willow wolf]

who are the mods btw?

[full edge]

I'd just ask on the wiki discord. It's probably dependant on whoever's got time to commit to the wiki

[hard plank]

my mod has been a stub for 5 million years

[willow wolf]

btw, if anyone can write down joker descriptions on my mod page, pls do

[full edge]

I think there's a tool to convert localization into wiki text, no?

[willow wolf]

tf

where

i've been doing it by hand

[full edge]

I'd check the tools channel on their discord. Though I might be imagining it, I feel like I remember someone making that tool

[young timber]

yk guys what if we just all start adding joker display mod compat

🤷‍♂️

[full edge]

I still wanna add that but whenever I sit down for it I remember I have 335 jokers and cry

[young timber]

🙏

start early

wait ice did you know about cold beans?

[full edge]

I'm aware it's a thing, yeah

But that's kinda it, haha

[young timber]

you're able to join teams btw

but what i was gonna say was that im gonna make all the jokers compat with joker display

for the funzies

and hot potato also has it

the other teams better fuckn add compat

[full edge]

I'm in the train back to home after signing a full time contract, so my free time probably needs to go to Kino, rather than any Collab mods, though I'm always enthusiastic to see people working on stuff, haha

[tardy sigil]

Chat what do we think

[young timber]

final team starts 27th december

[young timber]

i love it

[plush hound]

man FUCK jokerdisplay

[tardy sigil]

Hot take I think joker display is unbalanced

[young timber]

i mean a bit

[tardy sigil]

For chance stuff really other than that it's fine

Bob get you damn ears out the way I can't see the jokers

[full edge]

My main issue with JD compat is just that a good amount of Kino jokers are quirky so I'd need to actually out thought into what would be displayed, haha

[tardy sigil]

He's a DICK I can't see a THING. UGH

Fuck you bob

[vivid seal]

[tardy sigil]

Meet n fuck kingdom steve

[vivid seal]

dear god not the sans aus

[tardy sigil]

The two guys next to me

[vivid seal]

that was rather a Time to be alive

oh god..

[tardy sigil]

Undertale ruined everything. Outed me as a nerd instead of the football loving sport guy persona id built up for 6 years. Fuck you Undertale.

[willow wolf]

bro doesnt know i removed that

i think

[tardy sigil]

Undertale killed my NEKKID grandma

NEKKID HUH?

[hard plank]

new meme 61

[dusty token]

thy end is now

[tardy sigil]

Chat I'm working on my final mod update! Too all those who have been BOTHERED to play my mod, is there anything you wish to be added? I'm making tags and some boss blinds anyways.

Yeah well you ain't even played it you liar

[young timber]

uhh how much is naneinf in talisman?

[tardy sigil]

Got there in the end

[young timber]

uh oh god is astro there yet

[tardy sigil]

What

[wanton lintel]

joker descriptions stil cap out at e308 iird

[tardy sigil]

Bitter nooo don't become "number big le epic" you were supposed to be balanced!!!!

[young timber]

i get infinite in the xmult

[young timber]

nevverrr

[tardy sigil]

NOOOOOOO

[mint flame]

you were supposed to be a hero, bitter!

[young timber]

AAH!

yes master astro :(

[mint flame]

Mastratro

[tardy sigil]

Jambatro

[mint flame]

Balastro

Millatro

[young timber]

omg he said the thing

[tardy sigil]

I keep thinking your pfp is piccolo it's really pissing me off

[tardy sigil]

Bro I've corrected you like 5 times now

[hard plank]

I'm going insane

[young timber]

wsym

[mint flame]

it's like in the broly second coming movie where krillin shows up in piccolo's fit

[young timber]

uuh why two?

wdym

[hard plank]

two what

[young timber]

ohhhhhhhhh

i didnt set that one

i tried the one in your bio

but uh it didnt work

lmk ur pronouns plzzz

[mint flame]

huh
wokelatro mod???

[young timber]

what

wtf when did i set this

[tardy sigil]

👃 those who nose

[mint flame]

reminds me of that one sonic boom bit where tails wants to know how to get a girl from amy

[young timber]

😭

[tardy sigil]

LIKE A MINUTE AGO

[young timber]

What?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[tardy sigil]

THIS MF GETS IT

[young timber]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM SO SORRY BRO 😭

[tardy sigil]

[mint flame]

has "bro" transcended gender enough or no-

[tardy sigil]

Yeah

[mint flame]

fair 'nuff

[young timber]

yea also "guys"

[tardy sigil]

It has

If gay guys can say girl to men then you can call a girl bro

[mint flame]

i sometimes slip in a "sis" if they're comfortable
heck, some people get the "brosis" treatment

[tardy sigil]

Broski reigns supreme

[mint flame]

Brochacho

[tardy sigil]

Fire

Bronchitis

[mint flame]

Bronzong

like the pokémon

i think

[tardy sigil]

Idk Pokémon too well

[mint flame]

yep
bronzong

[tardy sigil]

I know like gen 1 and 2 lol

[hard plank]

cro

vro

[tardy sigil]

Brow

[full edge]

That seems a bit insane to me, as far availability expectations, hahaha

[hard plank]

the pre evo copperajah idk

[young timber]

as in how long away?

[hard plank]

i may be stupid

[young timber]

theres like 8 teams

[hard plank]

i don't remember my galarian Pokemon's

[young timber]

nearly all have 6 ppl

[tardy sigil]

Meowth

[hard plank]

TS NOT EVEN GALAR

I'm killing my

[tardy sigil]

FUCK

[hard plank]

like there is Galarian Meowth

[tardy sigil]

Killing your what

[tardy sigil]

Oh thank Christ I thought it was gonna be alolan or something

[full edge]

No, as in I don't know if a lot of work will be able to be done between Christmas and New years, but I guess not every place cares if Christmas or has New years around then

[tardy sigil]

Worst mod ever

[mint flame]

uhhh wooloo
corviknight
i forgor

[hard plank]

there is also Alolan Meowth

[tardy sigil]

Oh

[hard plank]

you remember it because it's a ball of wool

[tardy sigil]

Is alolan the homeless one

[hard plank]

and that the region is British

[wanton lintel]

h

[hard plank]

ourple

[tardy sigil]

You'll notice there's no fly

[mint flame]

we gotta make up the fly on the fly

[tardy sigil]

Oh my god I thought I fixed that ages ago

[hard plank]

it's kinda homeless

[tardy sigil]

I must have undone it

[mint flame]

if you laugh you go to the plant

[tardy sigil]

You laugh you go to the vessel

High effort mod

You'll like my jokers i think

[mint flame]

LMAO

[tardy sigil]

I think I've killed astro

[mint flame]

death by peak modding

[tardy sigil]

Err actually this is Balatro modding

Tell me which ones in the forum

[mint flame]

i really gotta get some documentation of my balatro mod
but in order to do that i have to release it and that's not happening in a million years

[tardy sigil]

Try reading Pembrokeshire County Council again and you might get the joke

maybe

[frigid mica]

What is j_mf_lollipop

What’s mf?

[tardy sigil]

its a motherfukin lollipop

[frigid mica]

MF DOOM?

[trail berry]

hot take maybe: i fucking hate the word bestie

[tardy sigil]

Better than oomfie

I hate oomfie

[frigid mica]

Ok, broski

[tardy sigil]

Thanks brochacha

[frigid mica]

Always a pleasure my brethren

[tardy sigil]

Brethren sounds like you've been genetically modifying squids

Smash like if you get the reference

[frigid mica]

I don’t, Big Joe

[tardy sigil]

I bet you do Friendling

[trail berry]

i feel worse hearing bestie than oomfie

cause oomfie you're TRYING to be annoying

and bestie you're just being a little annoying runt

[tardy sigil]

You haven't been on that side of twitter where oomfie is used unironically

[full edge]

I just call everyone Boss, as I tug on my cigar and go full henchman mode

[tardy sigil]

You should work in a kebab place

[full edge]

Y'r right boss

[vivid seal]

sorry

[sleek granite]

so true jestie

[fallow bramble]

So true autumnie

[frigid mica]

Ok what about pookie

[olive hamlet]

unfortunately objectively worse than steel cards

[rain orbit]

It's meant to say chips

[tardy sigil]

This is actually a reference to my second favourite album, Argus by Wishbone Ash. One of the songs being "The King Will Come", obviously.

[olive hamlet]

I see
still outside of plasma, inferior to steel

I would make it X1.5 chips

[tardy sigil]

Guueegghh

[rain orbit]

I'm strengthing it

[sleek granite]

teal card......

[tardy sigil]

I'm actually gonna completely rework it, with Astros idea, of it starting with a small Xchips and gaining when played and activating when held in hand

[rain orbit]

Built in hiker

[olive hamlet]

that would be a more interesting idea, you play them to build em up

[tardy sigil]

Yeah kinda

[sleek granite]

lead card.....

[tardy sigil]

Fuck offfff

[plush hound]

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[mint flame]

what if they made the cards out of uranium
so that the jokers get radiation poisoning!

[tardy sigil]

Have I got to send Jokendrick AGAIN?

[rain orbit]

That one part in rules of nature:

[mint flame]

hate to break it to ya chief but i don't think this is what nature planned

[rain orbit]

[tardy sigil]

This is why we can't have nice things

[sleek granite]

oh yeah hotpot is why

[tardy sigil]

Hotpot can you leave some of the original ideas for us please

Ok how about it gains when held in hand but activates when played?

[harsh glacier]

lead card 2

[tardy sigil]

Sorry does hotpot own everything?

Amazon ahh Balatro mod

[mint flame]

leader card

[harsh glacier]

hotpot is a company now

hot potato industries

[tardy sigil]

I'm taking them down

I know what they did in 87

[mint flame]

it's a hotpot of everyone's unrealised ideas

[harsh glacier]

they bought balatro from localthunk sorry!

[distant badge]

hotpot 2 will take your right to dream

[tardy sigil]

Oh my god... I get it...

[tardy sigil]

Ninety ate teen for

[mint flame]

for what
the same reason 7 ate 9?

[tardy sigil]

Can't mention other mods because the hotpotters dont like it. Not good for the shareholders

[tardy sigil]

Hungerey

[tardy sigil]

But why did 7 eat 9?
Because he wanted 3 square meals!

[harsh glacier]

astro card

hotpot owns everything now.

give everything.

[tardy sigil]

No. It's MY Simpsons mod you can't HAVE IT

GAHH

[distant badge]

homer…

[jaunty galleon]

grab bag reference

[tardy sigil]

Is that the *Gaster follower

[plush hound]

91

97

[tardy sigil]

oh yeah I'm actually making 5 mods btw

[distant badge]

why did 7 eat 9? nonsense, i fear!

why, i’m holding a piece of Him, right here…

[jaunty galleon]

grab bag reference

[distant badge]

vote for me poet laureate 1997

[tardy sigil]

My name's Seven Ninesman, hope you remember!

[mint flame]

grab bag will grab every idea you haven't acted on and bag it so you can't implement it into your mod in good faith

[jaunty galleon]

don’t remind me of GSCE english

[mint flame]

tissue

[tardy sigil]

Bro think he W. D. Joker

[jaunty galleon]

this is because i keep making https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1292542891800920215

[distant badge]

if they ever give tissue as a specific question in that paper the world will end

[mint flame]

yup

[tardy sigil]

I liked GCSE English hot take

[distant badge]

iirc mine was ozymandias

[jaunty galleon]

the worst poem ever written i fear… 💔 🥀

[plush hound]

we crode together

[mint flame]

gcse english is one of the only exams i had to revise at home for
i fucking hate it /lh

[distant badge]

ozymandias is top 5 fumbles of all time

[jaunty galleon]

i got a group project for a maths bachelors degree wtf

[mint flame]

ozymandias is also the name of the episode of breaking bad with the funny walter white falling gif

[jaunty galleon]

it’s wrong innit

can’t send gifs in balacord, 1984 all over again innit

[distant badge]

currently in my first year of maths at university!!! when does it get better

[mint flame]

just download the gif and post the file

[jaunty galleon]

it never gets better

[distant badge]

the lion ignores the python they know and uses desmos for graphs

[jaunty galleon]

i love how the web version of matlab doesn’t actually give you error messages but it does have an ai chatbot that lets you what might be wrong with your code

that’s really cool

[distant badge]

im told to use a web-based ide with an ai “assistant”

[jaunty galleon]

good lord

[distant badge]

the lion ignores the ai “assistant”

[mint flame]

never let big ai win

[distant badge]

i was asked if i had used ai in my solutions to a problem in the third week of my modelling module

[jaunty galleon]

did you know that grab bag is an AI-free mod

[jaunty galleon]

copilot called my code messy once and then i turned it off forever

[distant badge]

the lion would rather their code be messy than soulless

[mint flame]

don't you just love it when the "copilot" crashes the plane

[jaunty galleon]

did you know that the copilot is usually more experienced than the actual pilot (on commercial flights, anyway)

[plush hound]

Alpha boyfriend comes out as Labubu-loving femboy but get hit by a firetruck

[mint flame]

asmr girlfriend hits you with a frying pan until you fall asleep

[distant badge]

copilot does not try and infiltrate your code (asmr)

[mint flame]

coding asmr (it's mostly just screaming)

[distant badge]

when i code i pass out for about 5 hours and then it works somehow

[mint flame]

i don't get the whole trope of passing out when coding
i am excruciatingly aware of every line i write

guys i think if context.after then has a crush on me... /j

date everything dlc

ah yes
date everything: we meant everything

[frigid mica]

how do you fucking buy this joker

[grand geode]

date every smods context

context.setting_blind, smash

[mint flame]

pfftt-

[frigid mica]

nice.

[mint flame]

human... i remember... you're jokers

[jaunty galleon]

those who balatro

[mint flame]

ok but i have to make that a joker now you understand that right

[round ore]

mod for android

[mint flame]

no
rule 4

[umbral pilot]

spinal

[umbral pilot]

anyways how do I install cryptid

hello?

what do I need to install cryptid

[dusty token]

how do i install cryptid

[livid meadow]

who is cryptid

[umbral pilot]

you dont know either???

i have joker forge downloaded where do I put it

[daring sluice]

look up cryptid install tutorial on wikihow

[distant badge]

how do i get wikihow

[fallow bramble]

careful lovely is a virus

[umbral pilot]

wikihow is banned on my school wifi

[woven crag]

how ge t cryped

[woven crag]

nexusmods

get all your mods from nexusmods

[umbral pilot]

also banned but thats because I kept uploading viruses

[vivid seal]

brooo ^chips is same as +mult

[woven crag]

its the most trustworthy platform

[dusty token]

how do i cryptid

[distant badge]

do you guys know if they have balatro mods on curseforge

[umbral pilot]

you mean fries, right?

[vivid seal]

yeh

[daring sluice]

ive earned 3 million dollars from my nexus nsfw card skins

[woven crag]

+$ is equivalent to ^^blind size actually

[vivid seal]

???

[umbral pilot]

real girls balapost in modding-dev

[daring sluice]

darn

guess I gotta balapost in modding-chat

[jaunty galleon]

i’m balaposting it

[vivid seal]

sorry

[distant badge]

hey!!! don’t say that word

you obtained 3 million dollars

[woven crag]

what if balaposting was an operator higher and scaled

[haughty mortar]

hey guys, is there a guide for modding balatro on here?

[woven crag]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/wiki

[mint flame]

yea
it should give you guides on installing smods for balatro, as well as some pointers on how to make your own should you choose to do that

[frigid mica]

You made nsfw card skins?

[vivid seal]

😭

[daring sluice]

no im joking 😭

[scarlet swan]

yall lowkey sleeping on balatro p

[wheat egret]

Can someone help me test a joker of a mod that im making on call please?

[scarlet swan]

you always ask this but never give any info on it

[wheat egret]

Is mod that im making

I wanna test

Alien joker

And

Zeus jimbo

The name of the mod is jimbosplanet

[hard plank]

cg

we know you will never joke

[hard plank]

why is he alien 😭

[worn dagger]

Narp narp

[wheat egret]

@hard plank my mod is about diferent versions of jimbo

Could You help me test a joker of the mod

On call

[hard plank]

are you looking to make a mod for fun or do you want it to be played

[wheat egret]

Both

Im still bad at Drawing

But im trying

[hard plank]

you'll need to consider who you are targeting the mod for

is the concept interesting

[wheat egret]

Yes

[hard plank]

pitch it to me in 2 sentences

[wheat egret]

Jimbo
Spiderman into the multiverse

[indigo egret]

the HELL is my little brother watching dawg??

[mint flame]

well i can't tell seeing as there's no image

[wheat egret]

John could You help me test the mod

[indigo egret]

"mrbeast stumble guys tun tun sahur"🥀

[mint flame]

oh

[indigo egret]

and it ALWAYS has like a sound effect playing every zeptosecond

[mint flame]

bro can't even spell tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur correctly

[indigo egret]

and the GROWN ASS MAN keeps screaming over stumble guys dawg

[indigo egret]

dude

[wheat egret]

Can someone help me or not?

[random chasm]

it's an ai video isn't it

[wheat egret]

Probably unnotness

[hard plank]

I'm not the target audience

[mint flame]

being a lorekeeper brings untold misery

[hard plank]

idk

it just sounds like balatro but with just jimbo man

[alpine cosmos]

around 35% of the way through the art and code for my balatro mod!!!

wanted to share the trinkets in collection so far

[mint flame]

OOOOOOOO
i like these

[alpine cosmos]

thank you!!!

[hard plank]

looks awesome

[vivid seal]

goat

[hard plank]

I'm going to have to code villager trading

I've been dreading since i thought of the concept

[whole nova]

you're an absolute beast for doing this in just a couple weeks

[alpine cosmos]

hehehhee

what can i say

[indigo egret]

it's not but he watches ai slop too

[alpine cosmos]

i get possessed by demons in the middle of the night and they pull my strings and make me draw

[hard plank]

playbook....

[mint flame]

it pulls the strings and makes them ring

[indigo egret]

also good news

my little brother is prohibited from ever playing Roblox

again

[hard plank]

I'm not gonna lie your mod looks so so good

i could never get to that point

[worn dagger]

Wrong

[alpine cosmos]

WRONG!! you can always improve on yourself and you got this!!

[mint flame]

remember
you can always
improve

[hard plank]

ok uh

[latent crescent]

💥

[hard plank]

also another note this would go hard with villager trading

[worn dagger]

Will emerald finally have a use?

[latent crescent]

It's money printer, you need something else?

[alpine cosmos]

oooh true

[hard plank]

yes...