⚙・modding-general

[humble rampart]

like genuienly

[cloud cipher]

Would've sent a hyperascendant but I'm afraid someone would have a heart attack

[humble rampart]

uhh maybe? in vanilla you could say that

[humble rampart]

im not trying to shit on you or the joker, to clarify

i just like vanilla wording

its fun for me

[cloud cipher]

I know but it would've been funny to send a text wall joker as a response to vanilla wording advice

[molten nova]

Hi modders, just a question, is there an adofai (a dance of fire and ice) mod?

[humble rampart]

dunno

sorey

[molten nova]

For balatro

There isnt?

GOOD

[cloud cipher]

i am sorry for this

[molten nova]

Something for me to do :3

[humble rampart]

i thought you were asking just cause you hate adofai

[magic brook]

Lowkey feel like making a joker that prays for legendaries

[humble rampart]

which, fair

[cloud cipher]

Love how chat instantly died down the second i sent my monstrosity
My heart attack fears were right

[ocean stratus]

had to take a short pause just to read it

[humble rampart]

imnot reaidng it

[magic brook]

Jens almanac gave me a heart attack

[cloud cipher]

Almanac had longer descriptions which is horrifying because none of the jokers there are as complex

[magic brook]

MY GUY

The most op joker increases the operator level by 1

[cloud cipher]

That's like 5% of what it does

[keen knoll]

wow so are u haunting the server

[cloud cipher]

And it's description is purposefully obfuscated

[magic brook]

Huh?

[keen knoll]

dead

[humble rampart]

number game people when big number get big

[molten nova]

Average balatro joker mod:

[humble rampart]

i played a lot of antimatter dimensions as a kid idk why

[keen knoll]

wow Number Go Up like that one song

[ocean stratus]

antimatter dimensions my beloved

[keen knoll]

you were a kid because you were young

[humble rampart]

disgusting

[cloud cipher]

I lied i have more mayhem content

[keen knoll]

lol

[humble rampart]

sometimes i remember i was 15 one time and i die a little

[keen knoll]

what if you dont have 10 discards

[cloud cipher]

"all or 10"

[keen knoll]

real

[ocean stratus]

need more discards

[humble rampart]

you're like 8 yrs old

[ocean stratus]

joker that gives 2000 discards

[keen knoll]

add 11

[cyan dagger]

hi! saw a friend of mine having a problem with setting up pokermon, and i figured i might as well ask if anyone knows what's up by chance ^^

[humble rampart]

8

[cloud cipher]

I'm so glad i reworked Decko Infinitorum

[keen knoll]

add another 11

[humble rampart]

7

[keen knoll]

+12

[cloud cipher]

e639#6.39e427#46.7e892#693

[ocean stratus]

btw alex

mayhem rlly does add a lot of stuff

[cloud cipher]

Shame all of it is garbage

[ocean stratus]

lol

[magic brook]

Kinda feel like making something like tension or relief(dont remember the actual name)

[magic brook]

WHY THE HECK IS THERE 173 DECKS

[keen knoll]

ecause code added them

[magic brook]

Ik that

BUT WHY 173

[ocean stratus]

honestly the 1113 consumables is more concerning

[humble rampart]

lack of employment

[cloud cipher]

Eternum adds more decks and a booster pack if you're going for biggest collection

[ocean stratus]

yeah i got dat onee already

waot

no i dont

[cloud cipher]

Eternum is a mayhem gameset

Don't play it eternum is the mode where i don't care about design

[ocean stratus]

anyways tho

[cloud cipher]

I am genuinely sick and tired of people playing Mayhem only for big number funni and then advertising it as such, Eternum mode is not what i want Mayhem to be and old Mayhem makes me physically ill
I mean i made the mod like that but at least I'm changing it

[ocean stratus]

balatro incremental be like:

[cloud cipher]

All mayhem discussion I've seen in this server is exclusively people saying "uhh it has the biggest number"
It does, but you have to get there, and that's not easy (theoretically, I'm not sure the implementation actually works)

[heady fiber]

same how far did u make it?

[cloud cipher]

Ok im done yapping look at these silly idiots

[ocean stratus]

granite joker seems fun

the satan partner lets you spawn up to 6 stone cards per round...

[humble rampart]

like an hour in

[heady fiber]

ohh...

umm...

200 hours

.

[cloud cipher]

Ok that's all i have

[humble rampart]

my condolences?

idk

[ocean stratus]

200 could be infinity points or high eternity

with incrementals u gotta say the stage!

[heady fiber]

eternity challenges

i completed a few

[ocean stratus]

SAME BESTIE!!!

[heady fiber]

YAYY

[ocean stratus]

ive had it installed on my neew phonee for like a year but have only opened it twice...

[heady fiber]

but i swear it got way too confusing and grindy

oh i played it on steam

but anyway it was fun

[turbid heart]

thoughts

[humble rampart]

lovely art

[turbid heart]

didnt u block me

[humble rampart]

me or astro

[turbid heart]

astro

[random chasm]

getting 2 oops is pretty difficult anyways

[humble rampart]

i only blocked one person here

[turbid heart]

you have stated in the past you have an addon to completely hide blocked messages

[random chasm]

though even with that caveat i'm not sure if they'd be allowed into the game

[humble rampart]

noir detective

[turbid heart]

bwom bwom

bwwwaaaam bwaam bwammm

i mean idc

just curious because i remember the very strange interaction

i should add for context that we had not interacted prior to this

ok thats fine

but if you start messaging them about with ✨ you're being a dick

intentionally

lol

[earnest eagle]

FUCCCCCK

[turbid heart]

just block people and move on with ur day you dont need to let them know with a remark lmao

it was literally like less than a week ago

[humble rampart]

this reads like a tomska sketch

[turbid heart]

LMAO

yeah this guy ism y arch nemesis

you dont want me to start pulling out the fire

bwam bwam

[humble rampart]

"That went horrible"
"Bah, it's all in the past"
"It happened 40 seconds ago"
"That's just a matter of opinion!"

[humble rampart]

we know

[turbid heart]

yeah i know

thats why its a joke and not a gotcha

[humble rampart]

its such a freeing mentality ngl

[turbid heart]

im annoyed because they're in other servers im in

that i actually care about and talk to my friends in lol

so 'idc' was a misinput actually i do care. i Care

[humble rampart]

somehow balatro got something to do with dis

[random chasm]

modding discussion

[humble rampart]

something abt balator

[turbid heart]

what?

like a subordinate clause?

thats not what that means

[humble rampart]

i thought you were white

[turbid heart]

how am i taking this too seriously

you were annoying so i was annoyed

i didnt go seeking you out i just saw you responding to one of my messages after saying 'blocked'

what is this

what are you trying to do here i dont understand the logic

are you trying to take the high ground in this argument just because you blatantly and obviously have no ground to stand on

and were just being a dick for no reason

its not going in a circle dude its a straight line

[random chasm]

quick
7 joker idea

[humble rampart]

burp

[random chasm]

that isn't the order

[humble rampart]

oh thank god

balatro talk

please

[wispy canopy]

hi

[humble rampart]

hey

we're talking abt balatro

[turbid heart]

challenge thy enemy to duel >thee lose thy head and flee thine own escapade >'alas, mine own fate is most unfortunate!'

[humble rampart]

in the balatro discord server

and notjing else

please say anything about balatro

[random chasm]

anything about balatro

[humble rampart]

thankyou

[wispy canopy]

||(they told you to stop why are you pushing)||

[turbid heart]

because the way they told me to stop is poised in such a way as to make me look like the aggressor. it's blatant and obvious manipulation lol

[humble rampart]

oh my god bruh

[turbid heart]

i would stop if there was an apology

for being a dick

thats all really

but there wasnt, just excuses

[humble rampart]

neither of these people are above legal drinking age

[turbid heart]

LOL

[wispy canopy]

yeah do that

[storm forum]

-# What path have I ventured...

[wispy canopy]

please

[turbid heart]

Scott is really a wise soldier actually

i am sorry for interrupting you scott

[wispy canopy]

okay

anything about balatro

[humble rampart]

isthata shotgun

[storm forum]

https://worms2d.info/Shotgun Yes!

[turbid heart]

balala

[humble rampart]

balalo

[wispy canopy]

all in jest deck skins peak

[turbid heart]

balala

[random chasm]

no way

light card joker that isn't one of the 4 uncommon suit jokers

[turbid heart]

balala

[humble rampart]

splash stay losing i fucking guess

[turbid heart]

yea

fuck splash

[scarlet swan]

Discord is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.

[random chasm]

egomaniac sounds a bit underpowered for being so volatile/awkward

[turbid heart]

i considered making it 3x or a common

[humble rampart]

ramen is x2 mult uncommon

[turbid heart]

but its not that bad

like if you buy this with 4 jokers

[random chasm]

it wasn't by much

[humble rampart]

id say its pretty well balanced honestly

[turbid heart]

its basically 2x mult with no downside for a while

[storm forum]

...no longer tinted blue...

[turbid heart]

and its only for a single blind

[random chasm]

even stuff like seeing double can see actual play

due to being accessible xmult that's above 1.5x

[humble rampart]

ramen asks you to not discard to keep it

and not discaring is a lot

[wispy canopy]

am i allowed to make polls in here

[random chasm]

it definitely can be

[wispy canopy]

yes i am

[random chasm]

i don't find much appeal in number go up type content

[lost inlet]

ui element shader which is possible with a lovely patch

[turbid heart]

cryptid sucks and the people who enjoy it are uncritical slop consuming bottom feeder sludges

[humble rampart]

no it just is, you get locked into playing smaller easier hands due to not being able to see 15 (roughly) cards of your deck before playing your first hand

[wispy canopy]

nuh uh

[turbid heart]

it would be good and has plenty of awesome content

but it is intentionally sabotaged for the bit

[random chasm]

that's good enough for a build that relies on smaller hands

[scarlet swan]

brb gonna try and learn how to use SMOD

[random chasm]

though missing out on value generation means it doesn't last long before being subistituted

i don't like the mod but judging people based on preference is weird

[humble rampart]

i tease them because i assume most ppl here have lives and wont be destroyed by a random guy teasing them

[balmy lily]

i had to GENUINELY RESIST JUMPING INTO THE CELING FAN

[humble rampart]

me at the slightest inconvenience

[random chasm]

true

[wispy canopy]

lol im kind of surprised that cryptid is as massive as it is when it's this unpopular

6-0

[humble rampart]

theres like 10 people in the fucking chat rn

this is the cherry pickiest any poll could be

[wispy canopy]

IM SORRY 😭

[honest zephyr]

do i just copy this art for the rest of the femboy rank cards

[umbral birch]

i get this error when using crypid latest version 0.5.13

[honest zephyr]

i dabble in a little cryptid once in a while.

[humble rampart]

i dislike cryptid

[honest zephyr]

cryptid is like a fart
don't do it too hard or it'll feel like shit

[humble rampart]

thats how birth works as well

[wispy canopy]

this is real

honestly i just hate talisman because i have ptsd

[honest zephyr]

to make your use of talisman more entertaining, download #1432487608931451092

No Talisman Version...?

[wispy canopy]

even then i wouldn't play cryptid

because i dont like cryptid

[humble rampart]

I could throw you.

[honest zephyr]

Something Malicious Is Brewing...

[wispy canopy]

yk as much as i love aij i still wish i could branch out and do mods based on something specific

which maybe i would but nevernamed does their own thing for the most part and i dont wanna bother them

like the main idea i have that could be cool is an scp mod

or the 30th isaac mod

yeah

[jovial siren]

i really don't get this cryptid dogpiling, to me it just seems like math enjoys coding and good on them for that

[honest zephyr]

the guess the jest pack is hilarious btw

[humble rampart]

for one its funny

[wispy canopy]

ikr its so good i don't see enough people talking about it

[humble rampart]

thats my main reason

[honest zephyr]

tangents that adds an absolutely ass legendary joker (Spoiler) :

[stable juniper]

guys do you like my halloween costume

[jovial siren]

true but it's just SO PRESENT lol

[stable juniper]

i'm going as Alive Man

[humble rampart]

Dave in Accounting?

[jovial siren]

no that's clearly Alive Man

[humble rampart]

ah, easy mistake to make

[stable juniper]

To business! 💸

[humble rampart]

makes it funnier

[wispy canopy]

are you gonna rename yourself to mansalt

[humble rampart]

that was my nickname in prison

[wispy canopy]

can confirm, i was the prison

[stable juniper]

i'd say ghost isn't a gender, but it could be, so i won't say that

:>

[wispy canopy]

alivesalt

[stable juniper]

god it feels so strange just having a little businessperson as my pfp

definitely changing this back after halloween

[lime siren]

do you offer tax services

[indigo egret]

taxsalt

[stable juniper]

bold of you to assume i also pay them

[umbral birch]

help here pls

[stable juniper]

/legally permitted statement. i do not have an income to pay taxes for

[lime siren]

i dont even know what the proper wording for tax services is my government just does that shit automatically

[stable juniper]

Alive Man! 💸

nah chill it's just a costume :3

[lime siren]

hows the mortgage payment going

[stable juniper]

Groceries.

[lime siren]

do you also have a extensive investment portfolio

[stable juniper]

Groceries.

[worn rain]

wsg

[lime siren]

smh bad idea walmart stock is gonna crash once- wait how much politics can i mention even if in jest or will i get nuked if i mention anything happening in america rn

[stable juniper]

I'm hired.

[lime siren]

fair enough

[wanton lintel]

vencord where did you go :screamcry:

it vanished

[stable juniper]

so it turns out, that costume was causing gender dysphoria 😭

back to normal

[honest zephyr]

oh damn

[wanton lintel]

wheres my purple

[frigid coral]

Hello, can i make a question about IDs?

[random chasm]

didn't need to hold acrobat for safety

fun joker

[random chasm]

anyways yeah?

[tranquil vessel]

IDs? like mod ids?

[frigid coral]

Thanks; I was searching the chat and couldn't find an answer. What's the ID for, say, 8 hearts LC?

[frigid coral]

ID for a mod. Like joker have the id "j_joker"

[indigo egret]

archeologists found a statue of a cat, painted with cyan paint, this is an artist's rendition of said statue

[frigid coral]

But idk what's the cards ID, and where findit

[indigo egret]

History is amazing, isn't it?

Many people connected the statue to the stars, even calling it "Astro"

[random chasm]

oc lore

[humble rampart]

negative cloud 9 🤤

[indigo egret]

statue from like uhhh ancient egypt or something

[tranquil vessel]

game.lua:109-161, no differentiation between hc/lc

[random chasm]

it was from an ecto i took for stickers

but yea cloud 9 my beloved

also

[humble rampart]

i love cloud 9

[humble rampart]

credit card in reroll

[frigid coral]

Thanks, but, how i name the archive to that specific?

[tranquil vessel]

oh you don't know how to read the source code?

just open the balatro.exe with any archiving application like 7zip

[frigid coral]

Yeah, but when i search, the archive its called 8bitdeck, but that transform all cards, not a specific one

[tranquil vessel]

that's the images of the playing cards yes?

how is that relevant for the ID you want?

[frigid coral]

yes

[frigid coral]

I want to replace an specific card texture

[tranquil vessel]

OH

should've started out with that

[strong obsidian]

IS THAT THE SHOTGUN FROM WORMS?

[random chasm]

oh is this about texture pack creation

[tranquil vessel]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/wiki/SMODS.DeckSkin
also see https://github.com/nh6574/VanillaRemade/wiki#how-do-i-make-a-texture-pack

[wanton lintel]

i see
you have decided.

[strong obsidian]

We're you looking for Malverk?

[random chasm]

whuh

[indigo egret]

i had a rather devilish idea

step 1. make a wiki called cryptid wiki

[strong obsidian]

Were you looking for a non-playing card reskin?

[indigo egret]

step 2. fill it with shitposting

step 3. ???

step 4. horse walks in

[strong obsidian]

step 5. debuff horse

step 6. Thanks Chiot.

[keen knoll]

hi

[indigo egret]

although balatro has already a vandalized shitpost wiki

[frigid coral]

Thanks, i find the firts link, but the second help me a lot

[keen knoll]

chichorse

[tranquil vessel]

?

[indigo egret]

allow me to introduce

the balatro fan ideas wiki

a dead inactive fandom wiki i decided to make my home

[tranquil vessel]

oh that thing

[indigo egret]

https://balatro-fan-ideas.fandom.com/wiki/Flynnsanity

joe from the impractical jokers

[worn dagger]

My costume finally arrived

[indigo egret]

https://balatro-fan-ideas.fandom.com/wiki/Supergamer3000

[keen knoll]

arrived where

[worn dagger]

At my house

[keen knoll]

wow

[woven orchid]

[indigo egret]

ican'tadoptthewiki

[humble rampart]

"some guy"??

put some respect on his name

god damn

[desert mirage]

hellloooooooo modding chat

[desert mirage]

burgular

[random chasm]

do rank reset functions usually run in the core file or the file where the joker that uses it is stored

[wanton lintel]

i found this one math channel and they explained tetration quite well it was also just a funny ass video

[ivory sinew]

Please don't use Fandom

[indigo egret]

this was some random wiki i hijacked for a good laugh

[wanton lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQOv61Gveg

[indigo egret]

the 2998 supergamers didn't stand a chance

i forgot @sharp comet was one of the supergamers

i'm a newgen,,,

[sharp comet]

dont ask too much about it

its a dark history

[wanton lintel]

im gonna cook up a new minecraft skin soon (and prob get my own java acc soon bc my family shares a je acc)

[lime siren]

ok do i remember my modded minecraft

thats uhhhhh

i think a mystical agriculture themed skyblock named uhhh

yeah no i cant recall one

thats atleast medium level known

what is the modpack 🔫

[indigo egret]

m' boi dementia arc

[lime siren]

this is the third server where this arc gets introduced damnit

i cant escape it

[worn dagger]

What mod

Yes

[lime siren]

anyhow closest thing i can find that fits the description based on the one screenshot is sky agricu- FUCK

i dont know my modded minecraft

uninstalling

[wanton lintel]

first joker art i made w aseprite

[lime siren]

ourple man

[wanton lintel]

this was the second one

[lime siren]

jomker

[wanton lintel]

jomker

[indigo egret]

I LOST ALL MOTIVATION TO WORK IN FLYNNSANITY AHAUSJJKEHRJYGYDVHJFHUGFTDRSDFGVHJKOPLÑ{PLKOJHGFDRFGHJKLKJHGFTRTFGYHUJIKLJHGFTRDTFGHJKLJUHYGTFR

don't mind the ñ

[lime siren]

something something not greg tech new horizons [5 intermediate steps] not a real modded mc player

[indigo egret]

peas

this is making me question my name, flynn, and my sanity

[wanton lintel]

fit my shit in the payout screen once

[fathom gust]

mystical agriculture !?

[lime siren]

no you have to be fake and put 3000+ into GTNH

forsake all prior hobbies

[fathom gust]

be deranged and play HBM NTM

i mean

whuh

[wanton lintel]

damn i played forsaken back in june
grandma over here

[honest zephyr]

my minecraft skin is a siffrin one

[indigo egret]

my minecraft skin used to be hapoten from gimmiko

[lime siren]

i say as my "most time consuming" pack completion is like skyfactory 4, or create above and beyond lmao

[wanton lintel]

god i love making horrors in vroid

[honest zephyr]

this one iirc

[lime siren]

diabolical misread i read voices of the void 😭

i need sleep

[wanton lintel]

oh yeah those too i chant in latin to the voices in the void (under my bed)

[lime siren]

i love me some sattelite array in switzerland

votv video james my beloved

anyhow time to eep or else i will explode

implode

either

50/50

[honest zephyr]

very basic but it gets the job done.

[lime siren]

Corail tombstones?

No wait while they do add extra death crafting stuff its not ghosts

Uhh

[balmy lily]

if i ever make alternatives for certain cards

or sidegrades

im proba bly gonna make all astro cards able to be turned into conflict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8HRTlkGD4Q

the joke is that conflict is the most common song in licensed rhythm games

and john starspace's.... cat is the most widespread OC in balatro modding

[plush hound]

oh hey thats my mod

[balmy lily]

therefore the connection is obvious

who? kendrick?

[wanton rapids]

didn't you comment on this video

[plush hound]

says alot about society

[wanton rapids]

is peakshitmod peak

[plush hound]

well

[lime stratus]

what mod causes the 8.5 of hearts

[wanton rapids]

unstable probably (?)

[plush hound]

like every devs in the comments got likes than me

[plush hound]

unstable

[lime siren]

Fuck me does apotheosis add enemies? I can't recall

[lime stratus]

interesting

[lime siren]

I know they can give gear

[worn dagger]

Want to play on our server later?

[honest zephyr]

i got bored so uh.
femboy of eyes

aseprite screenshot if you can't see that

[lime siren]

No way its actually corail tombstones right

Gimme a screenshot I'm curiouse now

[honest zephyr]

yes this is grab bag suit

[lime siren]

Lmao what is this goofy ass doing in the curse forge description

Oh my god my genius know no bounds

[humble rampart]

i love eye shit so much

i love eye horror and creepy stuff

[honest zephyr]

did i translate the eye shit well

[lime siren]

JK thats like the only mod from the list that could've done anything related

[lime siren]

It might be the Halloween ghost

Because its halloween

[indigo egret]

leave them alone bro they're just chilling

[lime siren]

You can also toggle it in the GUI settings you can access lol

/tbgui

[lime siren]

Scariest thing known to doom fans

Corail tombstones if you still want to axe it instead of toggling

[honest zephyr]

more eyes...

[lime siren]

But also /tbgui is right there

Fair enough

The consequences of playing enough random modpacks is never actually confidently being able to name a mod smh

God i hope the resource chicken mod died out

[fiery vapor]

MUSTARD

[lime siren]

Actually I forgot ex nihilo and its descendants hold a special place in my heart

Full of hatred

[deft ore]

grab bag?

[indigo egret]

when i played myhouse.wad the FIRST thing i did after getting softlocked is setting the house on fire

for the shits and giggles

[stable juniper]

phew! i've finished all of the JokerDisplay crossmod with the Jokers in Jokers1.lua

[indigo egret]

(for the records, i fell into the void while in brutalist house, and forgot about the existence of the wedding ring, essentially softlocked if i wanted to try out any ending except for Ending 1's burnt variant)

[stable juniper]

it'll be Jokers2.lua tomorrow, preempting a new update 👀

[lime siren]

Nooo where is alive man

[stable juniper]

pfp was gender dysphoric ;u;

[plush hound]

unfortunare

[indigo egret]

unfortunare™

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[indigo egret]

sued for one million dollars

I trademarked it first

[stable juniper]

i should prolly finish these huh

[lime siren]

Fair enough

[indigo egret]

nxkoo i'm going to slime you out

[indigo egret]

I saw the cables one and IMMEDIATELY thought of that one among us task

pattern recognition

[stable juniper]

;U;

[lime siren]

Ktane?? Hell yeah

[stable juniper]

KTaNE was my first modding community actually ^^

[lime siren]

Ooh that's cool

[stable juniper]

i know Kusane and Bagels come from there too

and there's @livid siren too

[lime siren]

I never got far into the game as I didn't have someone to play it with consistently 😔

[stable juniper]

😩

[lime siren]

The hardest part of ktane is finding a friend :clueless:

That or the 1 houd bomb I saw on YouTube once

[stable juniper]

🔥

[honest zephyr]

yeah grab bag support
if i figure it out

i kinda want to make the rank like. optional for straights

i'm just kinda looking at the paperback code for apostle

[grand geode]

hop on you're in grave danger instead

[sleek granite]

corail's got a whole neat lil magic system tho

[leaden vector]

Make tomorrow better

Rest your head

[livid siren]

hi

[hard plank]

hi ghostsalt

nvm she is sleeping

[woven orchid]

hi aikoyori

[stable juniper]

elloello

[hard plank]

lily

[stable juniper]

i'm being evil and staying awake for a bit >:3

[hard plank]

they made the program i paid for free

[woven orchid]

did you get a refund

[hard plank]

no

[stable juniper]

noooo :(

[woven orchid]

wtf

[hard plank]

it's fine

i get 40 fonts

[woven orchid]

are you going to use them

[hard plank]

of course

fonts are actually very expensive

[stable juniper]

yay! Gaudy Staut!

[scarlet swan]

i wonder how "free" its gonna be in the future tbh

knowing how scummy companies are, i bet they're gonna do some stingy thing like discord does and start locking more and more features behind a paywall

[stable juniper]

okay maybe i should be sleeping

;U;

nininini

[hard plank]

but discord core feature is free?

[scarlet swan]

i will never forgive them for downgrading image cap from 25MB to 8MB

[umbral pilot]

discord dont make money

they need to make money

[hard plank]

it was 8MB before

and then they upgraded to 25MB

[forest knoll]

• nitro increases the single message character limit
• nitro increases the filesize limit
• nitro unrestricts emoji usage

[hard plank]

and then they put it back to 10MB

[scarlet swan]

they could do it in less horrible ways like... not making the app a total nightmare LOL

[scarlet swan]

oh right it IS 10MB

[umbral pilot]

idk works fine for me

I quite like the new features

[scarlet swan]

i mean it works but itd be nice if i didnt have to compress every single image i wanna send

[leaden vector]

The app seems fine for me

[indigo egret]

guys

do not play this balatro mod named Flynnsanity

[leaden vector]

I use it almost everyday and have near no issue with it

[indigo egret]

it's... SATANIC!!

[leaden vector]

gasp

[indigo egret]

Flynn Musca is THE DEVIL!!!

[hard plank]

storage costs is skyrocketing i get it

[whole nova]

i will never give discord my money

[indigo egret]

WSSIYBBYLARG promotes GREED by quadrupling money

the WHAT ARE THESE cards are SIGILS OF SATAN

[whole nova]

also the fonts are kinda garish at times im not a very big fan

[hard plank]

i just have a light gradient

[indigo egret]

FLUNKLE FLYNNOID BACKWARDS, IS DOINNYLF ELKNULF, WHICH IS SATAN IN SOME LANGUAGES

[forest knoll]

i do wish they'd separate the fonts from the colors in the toggle to turn it off, because i don't mind ppl having cool colors

[indigo egret]

hello methamphetamine how's it going

[hard plank]

true

but you can turn them off i guess

[umbral pilot]

I use Discord enough and I have enough free cash to pay for it

same deal with Youtube

[indigo egret]

john lovely pays for youtube premium??

noway

[forest knoll]

no yea my point is i don't mind the colors but i do mind the font

[umbral pilot]

it's either yt premium or an adblocker

[sterile hornet]

phones can go higher for whatever reason

[blissful stag]

does that seem like a fair price

[indigo egret]

the humble coupon tag:

[sterile hornet]

if only

[eternal portal]

the tree that puts you 250$ in debt when bought then

[hard plank]

my 50MP photo:

[eternal portal]

aikoyori

[indigo egret]

I replied to the wrong one

[woven orchid]

the tree that costs a lot of money

[eternal portal]

the tree that

[leaden vector]

the

[hard plank]

cass

shaders...

[eternal portal]

hi

[sterile hornet]

wait im guessing phones can go up to 25mb orr

[eternal portal]

shaders

[indigo egret]

the humble wraith:

[whole nova]

i also use discord enough and have cash to pay for it

but like

nah

venc*rd

[leaden vector]

i just use vencord

[woven orchid]

lily vs tempered chocolate

[indigo egret]

the enraged ox:

[leaden vector]

ayyy

[whole nova]

and they will never make me pay for fuckin youtube

ublock save me

[blissful stag]

who dies

[eternal portal]

lily vs hydraulic press

[indigo egret]

@Kai Cenat save me

[woven orchid]

i could sleep in a hydraulic press canonically

it would be like a bad headache

[eternal portal]

wow

lily vs 1000 degree knife?

[hard plank]

usually it's 15MB

[umbral pilot]

idk I guess im of the opinion that if people dont pay for it things will just get worse and then we wont get to enjoy the platform

[woven orchid]

ow hot .

[umbral pilot]

but also I like colored text and emojis

[hard plank]

guyse

https://youtu.be/T4hSsyJ2liI

[whole nova]

i don't think i should feel guilty and obligated to pay for a platform for its devs to not purposefully make it worse

[woven orchid]

oh my god im a fucking idiot

[umbral pilot]

never said I felt guilty about it :P

[whole nova]

i shouldn't have to pay for a free service with the idea being that if i don't pay they'll make it worse on purpose

[leaden vector]

My goat, the visible explosion

[woven orchid]

the actor for Lula in now you see me 2 is the voice actor of reagan ridley from inside job

[umbral pilot]

actually I think you should feel really guilty about it

[woven orchid]

me when i say nonsense words

[eternal portal]

lily vs gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail black knight an-

[woven orchid]

me personally i would Leavve

[whole nova]

why

[umbral pilot]

trif

im kidding

[eternal portal]

lily vs lily 2

[hard plank]

cass

[whole nova]

you never know okay

[eternal portal]

hi

[woven orchid]

both would give up

[umbral pilot]

you know me

smh

[indigo egret]

how it feels to watch someone play your mod but their build is legitimately so dogshit you gotta lowk look at the screen like this

[eternal portal]

yes

yes

absolutely

[umbral pilot]

how I feel when I see people with bad patch hygiene

[indigo egret]

pre-update Nikola over Duality of Man

[wanton rapids]

can i make a patch that replaces all of the code with comparing a number and table

[woven orchid]

what is bad patch hygiene

[wanton rapids]

this would improve performance

[eternal portal]

it would unlock many new strategies

[indigo egret]

is metherul even real

the way they talk

[umbral pilot]

no

[wanton rapids]

actually it would lock many old strategies

[umbral pilot]

tf does that mean

[indigo egret]

what if he's a collective hallucination

[wanton rapids]

first we lovely then we inject

this is lovely injector

[exotic belfry]

Hi chat

[indigo egret]

what is lovely injector just created itself

[umbral pilot]

basically avoid at, use regex when necessary, dont abuse priorities, etc.

[indigo egret]

kinda how the universe got created

I think

[hard plank]

astra wtf

[umbral pilot]

I mean at is fine just be reasonable with it

[woven orchid]

.....gulp

[umbral pilot]

very obvious things

[exotic belfry]

what is the fuck

[eternal portal]

did you know that lovely injector was coded using lovely injector

[woven orchid]

i have to use at for 2 of my patches and i feel bad about it

[exotic belfry]

This is true because cass said it

[umbral pilot]

lovely injector bootstraps lovely injector, this is true

[eternal portal]

i always day the truth and never lie

[umbral pilot]

totally fine, that's a reasonable thing to do

[eternal portal]

because lying is illegal

🌞

[woven orchid]

im still vaguely proud of the patch i did which fixes idiots

[indigo egret]

did you know? if you read the credits file for Lovely, translate it to Latin, reverse it, use Caesar code on it, you get "lovely injector made this mod, trust me"?

[woven orchid]

fixes as in fixes their problems. it doesn't neuter them.

[indigo egret]

afternoon the truth

[eternal portal]

i did know that actually, get some new material

[wanton rapids]

submitting a pr to vallkarri which adds one (1) lovely patch

youll never guess what it does

[indigo egret]

mb

What if you translate it to japanese instead of latin

[eternal portal]

chat who wants to see me suffer on Iridium Stake Ambisinister Deck

[woven orchid]

i need the She's red for an amazing reason! joker

[granite forum]

first we love||ly|| then we ||inject||
this is love||ly|| ||injector||

[umbral pilot]

lovely having credits 😭

[indigo egret]

you would get nuclear launch codes.

[indigo egret]

no one made lovely

infact

lovely never existed

[wanton rapids]

dont say these things

[whole nova]

i removed all but two of my at patches are you proud of me

[woven orchid]

guys

[eternal portal]

tringle guy

[woven orchid]

work on my mod

[indigo egret]

maybe the true lovely were the mods we made along the way

[whole nova]

and the at patches that still exist preserve the lines they patch

[woven orchid]

before i explode and die

[wanton rapids]

cass

[woven orchid]

fun fact: vallkarri deletes files on your system

[eternal portal]

which legally qualifies it as a virus

awesome!

i'll buy 3

[woven orchid]

it just re-enables cryptlib

[eternal portal]

lawsuit incoming

[wanton rapids]

very interesting

[dreamy abyss]

lol

[woven orchid]

oh

[worn dagger]

We are Nintendo you cannot beat us

[woven orchid]

i was hoping smods had a funcction to "properly" enable and disable mods

its literally the same thing lmao

[indigo egret]

guys how do i download Flynnsanity

[wanton rapids]

stop stealing metherul's bit

[woven orchid]

guys how do i disable cryptlib i have vallkarri installed

[wanton rapids]

Impossible

[granite forum]

we aren intend o you can no t beat us

[granite forum]

guys how do I uninstall cryptid? I just installed cryptid

[eternal portal]

chat how do i

[worn dagger]

You don’t

[quick lintel]

i get the taste of wood but cardboard?

[eternal portal]

how how do i

[quick lintel]

that shits gross

[worn dagger]

It tastes good

[forest knoll]

chat how do i make tutorial about making shader

[worn dagger]

Idk

[blissful stag]

i fucking hate this blind

[hard plank]

you teach people linear algebra

[worn dagger]

Nothing I do matters… VS NOTHING I DO MATTERS!!

[worn dagger]

Hey unseenexplosion made a video on your mod

[woven orchid]

omg! its The ███

[hard plank]

me when i sent that exact video 20 minutes ago

[worn dagger]

Oh

[wanton rapids]

does this one also use https

[woven orchid]

this is just The :3 except with censored edition

[worn dagger]

;fling crystal

[umbral pilot]

termite

[worn dagger]

Yes

I also like the taste of paper

[umbral pilot]

unlikely

[worn dagger]

I do tho

[worn dagger]

?

[hard plank]

i like this feature

[leaden vector]

that looks cool

[woven orchid]

new edition

[sleek granite]

me irl

does that make loc_vars return "???" for all values

this probably looks very funny on some of my cards if so

also is a full mansion 4 of one rank, 2 of another, and 1 of a third?

[urban magnet]

How many mods have there been that have reverse tarot cards?

[sleek granite]

too many

[urban magnet]

Dang

[sleek granite]

at least 2

[urban magnet]

Alright

[forest knoll]

entropy (fraud cards)
morefluff (45 degree rotated tarot cards)
tbh those are the main two (that i can think of) that are explicitly Reverse Tarot Cards™

[urban magnet]

I see

[sleek granite]

sixsuits has The Star? and The Moon?

[exotic belfry]

This is a good edition

[indigo egret]

there was this mod that was just reversed tarots

[forest knoll]

oh right lol

[indigo egret]

I don't remember though

[scarlet swan]

mayhem has the whole CaaC thing

[sleek granite]

astra can i crossmod maximus

[urban magnet]

I was looking at designing some effects like a reverse emperor that consumes it and another tarot to produce a tarot of your choice

But odds are that’s been done

[worn dagger]

Go ahead to bed

[umbral pilot]

sleeping is lame

[indigo egret]

when was this channel made

[deft ore]

does ortalab loteria count as reverse tarots

[urban magnet]

Reverse Fool: Doubles the next used tarot or planet card
Reverse Magician: Turn a lucky card into a normal card, then get some payout (money?)

Basically the same for all of the enhancement cards

[forest knoll]

oh true
i'd count it, yea

[civic atlas]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/Yet_Another_Reversed_Tarot_mod

[indigo egret]

we are going back in time to the creation of modding chat to get cryptid off the menu

that's right

we are going back in time to the creation of modding chat to get cryptid off the menu

[wanton rapids]

why would you do this

[indigo egret]

for the shits and giggles

[wanton rapids]

also cryptid was made way after modding chat started

[indigo egret]

exactly

to tell them to prevent cryptid from existing

[deft ore]

i'm going back to when cryptid was made. not to prevent it from existing just to name it Black Hole instead

[indigo egret]

but then you press the big red "DELETE CRYPTID" button and it all explodes

[umbral pilot]

im going back in time to stop myself from releasing lovely

[umbral pilot]

in retrospect it was a mistake

[indigo egret]

but then you wouldn't make the time machine to go back in time to prevent yourself from releasing lovely

grandfather paradox balala edition

[umbral pilot]

calling me old?

[deft ore]

meth wouldnt but i would

[civic atlas]

they should rename it to ethan paradox

[deft ore]

they should rename it to unused paradox

[civic atlas]

wtf

[worn dagger]

Calling me cold?

[woven orchid]

yes

[woven orchid]

its a 4oak + 3oak

used to be 3x3oak but i changed it and the sprites for the jokers havent changed

[worn dagger]

Do the cold one

[indigo egret]

omw

[worn dagger]

Calling me mold?

[sleek granite]

calling me lol'd

[digital jungle]

is metherul gerson now

[worn dagger]

Yes

[umbral pilot]

inform the people of my words

they shall know the truth

[deft ore]

why did html make the green text move down

[buoyant kestrel]

to make room for the spores

[indigo egret]

I sent the same image twice

[indigo egret]

goddamnit i was gonna post that

[worn dagger]

Calling me fold?

[worn dagger]

(Like how in poker people fold)

[umbral pilot]

[worn dagger]

Calling me hold?

[lost bolt]

I made reverse tarot cards

[umbral pilot]

😭

[young timber]

wtf did i miss

god damn

[umbral pilot]

im being bullied

[worn dagger]

Metherul is gerson now

[umbral pilot]

getherul

[young timber]

damn that sucks

uhm

probably should pay that off

[worn dagger]

???

Oh

[umbral pilot]

oml 😭

[worn dagger]

Alr we did them all

[buoyant kestrel]

you missed a space and therefore i have to read it completely incorrectly

[worn dagger]

Aïolied

[young timber]

this is so dumb

i love it

[deft ore]

what does this like. mean

just that he has aioli

or what

[worn dagger]

Yeah

[deft ore]

that i can do

[indigo egret]

oh shit i'm late

sad

[worn dagger]

Calling me tolled?

[indigo egret]

nvm i'm not late

[worn dagger]

(Do y’all know what a toll is?)

[umbral pilot]

this discussion is taking a toll on me bode

[worn dagger]

Getherul

[dusty token]

im sorry

[umbral pilot]

frost can bully me for free

[young timber]

this is fun

[umbral pilot]

everyone else has to pay

[young timber]

am i being billed

[umbral pilot]

billied

[deft ore]

did that already too slow

[worn dagger]

It’s “ice” to meet you!

They will never find your frozen body.

[deft ore]

wait nvm

that was fold not folded

[young timber]

foothold

[worn dagger]

This has gone too far

[young timber]

true funs over

[umbral pilot]

FEET?

[sleek granite]

hi chat

[deft ore]

hi autumn

[young timber]

hiiii auuutttumn

[dire trail]

:3

[woven orchid]

HI Autumn

[sleek granite]

hi 🐈

[young timber]

wawa

how do you guys have cool custom fonts?

[sleek granite]

moeny

[young timber]

wow

well its not like Ill ever spend money on discord

free

[deft ore]

what are you doing with three days of it though

not a lot of time

[young timber]

cool text now

im not allowed colors tho

closest to comic sans as i can get

[young timber]

wawa

[deft ore]

i dont think anyone gets colors its only on profiles

[young timber]

i get cool colors for 3 days

what a steal

[sleek granite]

the colors show up on hover in DMs

[young timber]

i finally dont need vencord for my emojis

[deft ore]

wait why get temp nitro when you could get a nameplate or a profile effect

[vivid seal]

✅

[candid blade]

x3 mult if played hand contains a Stone card ⁉️

[serene lagoon]

Who's that on the card?

[candid blade]

my oc
ive been putting all my ocs into balatro one at a time

[young timber]

why does tailsman have no json manifest file?

ts pissing me off

[limber oak]

formerly normal, always catting

[umbral pilot]

https://github.com/SpectralPack/Talisman/blob/main/steamodded_metadata.lua legacy manifest format

[woven crag]

talisman is unc

[sleek granite]

talisman is an uncleared level

[vivid seal]

what if instead of talisman it would be called tailsman and instead of allowing omeganum it would allow us to find unique ways to use our tails

[wanton rapids]

why dont you make this

[hard plank]

omg luna

[alpine cosmos]

planet cards? who needs those?

[alpine cosmos]

hi!!

[dusty token]

im making my balatro a jet engine generator

[fallow bramble]

Welcome back nopeus

[wanton lintel]

how fast do hands score

oh yeah funny story my dnd character is a FUCKING CAT so i have to mrrp and meow to cast spells

like not a tabaxi

just a cat

their names Stubbs Stanleyton

[hard plank]

what is dnd

[wanton lintel]

dungeons and dragons

ive though to cast fireball they make like the 3am cat noises

[hard plank]

i never understand it idk

maybe I'm not nerdy enough

[wanton lintel]

look its just really "roll dice and do shit"
its kinda easy once you get past the curve of "what the actual fuck is happening"

[gilded vortex]

There are other tabletop games

[wanton lintel]

i could try and like set up a balacord beginner campaign if yall would wanna play

[gilded vortex]

Classical comment is that beginners try D&D and don’t like it when there’s a bunch of non-D&D games

[wanton lintel]

i like dnd bc what do you mean i can play a cat warlock

[gilded vortex]

D&D isn’t the only game where you can play a cat warlock

[hard plank]

what the actual fuck is happening

[gilded vortex]

Car salesperson tries to sell car

The car is D&D

[wanton lintel]

no clue i just listen to the allmighty dm and do shit

[gilded vortex]

I tried to DM D&D twice but the games hardly got off the ground

Nowadays I’m inclined to think D&D has too much spreadsheeting

[wanton lintel]

yeah same whenever i try i just underprepare and improv like everything

[limber oak]

there are

alternatives

[gilded vortex]

@limber oak

[limber oak]

yeah i see

[gilded vortex]

I mean that happened in my first time GMing D&D but otherwise I hosted two session 0s and no game

[gilded vortex]

@hard plank it’s like Murphy’s law: there must always be a guy to complain and tell you about systems other than D&D

Nature abhors a vacuum so as soon as I stopped someone else rose to fill it

[hard plank]

what the actual fuck is going on

[gilded vortex]

It’s like a divorced man walking into a car dealership

The car salesmen can smell blood (and tears)

Except it’s tabletop players

[wanton lintel]

what????
even i dont know anymore

[vivid seal]

DND is fun if your group is willing to dedicate a ton of time into it

[gilded vortex]

You were inviting aikoyori and generally balacord to a game

I was waxing poetic about non-D&D games

Someone else came to advertise the same

It’s car salespeople all the way down

Selling cars to each other

[gilded vortex]

It’s also fun if you do it once and never again

[wanton lintel]

fair

[gilded vortex]

Not everything needs 1,000 hours dumped into it

[vivid seal]

maybe, kinda disagree

i like to come back to dnd once in a long while

so we don't burn out

[wanton lintel]

dnd is just fun if you know what you're doing and not standing at the table like a wet cat

[gilded vortex]

The secret is that you can do anything

[wanton lintel]

true you can do literally anything as long as you gamble hard enough

[gilded vortex]

I remember the first time I brought up the idea of playing D&D to a friend and after reading about it they wanted to be a lich

😭

[wanton lintel]

damn
one person in my dnd club played a hat i shit you not

[gilded vortex]

As the planned GM I said “no” a bit too fast. I did try to discuss it with them but they had moved on to a dragon ranger

[wanton lintel]

im playing a cat who casts spells
but theyre a warlock so they made an elder pact
ant the person they made a pact with is just some guy named tom

dnd's freedom was a bad idea to mix with my chaos

[young timber]

ik im prolly not meant to beg butt
#💻・modding-dev message

PLLEASEE im gonan die of bordommmm

[gilded vortex]

What are you trying to do

[young timber]

nvm its been solved

[gilded vortex]

I hope you have a better day

[young timber]

verge of not the sleep the?

if you're having problems sleeping remove distractions, in other words throw your phone to the other side of your room

throw phone away

[gilded vortex]

Cat invents problem then invents solution

[young timber]

what?

[olive hamlet]

Having a dropproof case helps in this case if you’re literally doing it (I have it on mine)

Which I sometimes tend to literally throw it

[young timber]

if i had a case i'd do that

[gilded vortex]

I just put on a video that isn’t too boring nor too interesting

But also this is all unrelated to what Astro was saying

[young timber]

yep

[limpid lake]

it snew

[young timber]

snew

[limber oak]

go 🛌

gather

energy

whatever the mean
-# WITHIN REASON!!!!

guess that counts

ultrakills just a kinda game for me that i will play, just not all the time lol

😭