⚙・modding-general

[prisma latch]

thats what im. trying to do

add the {C:inactive} n stuff

[hard plank]

where do you put this

[woven crag]

you

cant have formatting tags in loc_vars vars

[hard plank]

that won't work

[woven crag]

you need to return some colours

[prisma latch]

i just want to have it say like +2/7/12 and have the correct one be {C:attention}

wait so how does returning colours work

[woven crag]

under the vars return you add colours = {...}

the colours table containing a list of colours

[late echo]

making a ruby joker, negative ;mult so is balanced

[dull field]

Evil One-Red-Eyed Robot would be a sick name for a joker if I could think of a good effect to fit it

[late echo]

win or lose round

[keen knoll]

yeah thats how rounds work

[proud crystal]

chat is there smth that makes you draw tefd to hand

[deft ore]

look into G.FUNCS.draw_from_deck_to_hand()

[dull field]

i wish I could have the full joker idea, art effect and name all three at the same time one of these days

[proud crystal]

tf

[deft ore]

go searching through the lovely dump for that

[late echo]

palming cards effect or no?

[keen knoll]

?

[hard plank]

play my mod

collect my pages

[woven crag]

yeah its called effarcire

[late echo]

seven in eight chance to win already?

[hard plank]

love them stickers

[proud crystal]

ty

[deft ore]

balatrue

[deft ore]

oh you meant like. gameplay

[hard plank]

I'm like

why does ultimate pair exist

[woven crag]

why not

[hard plank]

it's more niche than tefd

[woven crag]

true

[hard plank]

is it even worth going for

[vital zealot]

wsg chat

[woven crag]

no lol

[deft ore]

i mean it's cryptid

worth doesn't mean anything you always win forever

[hard plank]

then why would you ever play ultimate pair

[deft ore]

||then|| why would you ever play ||ultimate pair||

[round ore]

this is hard to isolate from just a log

[west wolf]

i made the golden freddy talisman mod

[hard plank]

it depends on how many mods you have

[west wolf]

checks if you have talisman enabled, if yes, 1 in 50000 chance to jumpscare you and disable it every frame

[vivid seal]

why would it do all that

[prisma latch]

hm.

[umbral birch]

why no cards, hmmm

[west wolf]

evil

[prisma latch]

ok what am i doing wrong with the text colour here

[west wolf]

.

and then i went ahead and made it

i can unleash it onto the modding scene

[deft ore]

you arent using the colors you set

[prisma latch]

oh i thought htey like. paired up with the vars

how do you use them

[deft ore]

{V:1}

[prisma latch]

yeah that makes sense

v1 ultrakill

[deft ore]

it might be B i dont remember which is background and which is text color

[prisma latch]

b is probably background

hm, i think maybe the + should move to be next to the active number

[proud crystal]

LETS GO GAMBLINGGG

[deft ore]

[proud crystal]

Aw dang it

[sharp linden]

[proud crystal]

rubs hands together mischeviously

[deft ore]

[proud crystal]

what should i spawn in chat?

[wanton lintel]

collect my jokers

[wanton lintel]

3 of spades

[deft ore]

spawn in another pointer

[proud crystal]

no i think 2 of diamonds is better

[prisma latch]

167 of clubs

[vivid seal]

negative joker

[proud crystal]

done

now what

[prisma latch]

another pointer

[deft ore]

exactly

[proud crystal]

done now what

[cinder forge]

DAYUM

[wanton lintel]

"3 pointers, 4 pointers, 5 pointers-" /ref

[deft ore]

another pointer

[woven crag]

and

5 more pointers

[prisma latch]

all of this for such a simple looking description

[proud crystal]

done now what

[deft ore]

another pointer

[proud crystal]

done now what

[wanton lintel]

what if i made evil stuntman

[cinder forge]

Oh, this is about modding Balatro, not talking about Balatro mods, mb

[deft ore]

another pointer

[deft ore]

no this is for talking about balatro mods

[wanton lintel]

eh its for both

[prisma latch]

its both

[deft ore]

it happens to be inhabited by modders but you can talk about any* mod you want

[cinder forge]

Aight then

[proud crystal]

done now what

[deft ore]

*except talisman fuck talisman

[woven crag]

what the fuck

[deft ore]

another pointer

[cinder forge]

^

[deft ore]

and cryptid because it needs talisman

[woven crag]

create a crash and take the gamble

[wanton lintel]

-2 selection limit, X2.5 Chips

[proud crystal]

done now what

[deft ore]

another pointer

[woven crag]

no

grrr

create a crash

its funnier

[deft ore]

if you create a pointer you can create a crash with that

[proud crystal]

done now what

[woven crag]

true..

[deft ore]

🧠

[deft ore]

make crash

as a treat

[woven crag]

then use it

[deft ore]

its gotta hit the 1 in 6 surely

[woven crag]

for sure

most balanced card

[wanton lintel]

would yall play this peak (negative 1 selection limit)

[cinder forge]

I had these two jokers that made two negative copies of a random joker each round, I then had a seeded Googol joker and Wario and that's how I got there

[deft ore]

x2.5 is not a lot

[honest zephyr]

The Result of Boredom
-4 Mult
1 in 4 chance to instead give ÷1.5 Mult
-# Weren't you ever curious?

[cinder forge]

And a brainstorm to round it off

[proud crystal]

what page is it

[deft ore]

Code Cards

[woven crag]

codes

page 1 i think

[cinder forge]

Why Crash

[proud crystal]

i dont see it

[cinder forge]

Bum ass card

[woven crag]

gamble for the 1 in 6

[proud crystal]

idk smth abt a 1 in 6?

[cinder forge]

Ohhh

Idk

I never used it

[woven crag]

1 in 6 for god mode

effectively

[proud crystal]

tf

[woven crag]

because one of the 6 crashes isnt actually a crash

[cinder forge]

If only you could seed code cards

[deft ore]

yeah its called arbitrary code execution

[deft ore]

its not a listed probability

[woven crag]

its not a 1 in 6 like that

[wanton lintel]

me getting the crash 1 in 6 typing 2+2 into the console

[woven crag]

its just 1 of the 6 possible outcomes for crash

[cinder forge]

That's even worse

Lol

[woven crag]

well like

its always a free take

because you only lose a few minutes of your time

[deft ore]

because if it crashes you just reload

reset the counter

[proud crystal]

d20 card:

[cinder forge]

Huh

Wait

Is there a rule against it

[honest zephyr]

No no no! wags finger

[prisma latch]

youd know if you read them

[woven crag]

its not affected by probability modification as stated previously, its one of the 6 possible "crashes"

[cinder forge]

Uhhh

[deft ore]

new joker idea
Rule 4:
+1 mult for every day rule 4 is not broken (minimum +4 mult)

[wanton lintel]

its not a probability it just randomly picks one out of a table

[proud crystal]

o

[woven crag]

which is rolled randomly

[random chasm]

yeah read #📜・modding-rules

[woven crag]

but also

if you roll it and know what youre doing you can make it guaranteed until you reload the game

[proud crystal]

then there's another card called rule 30

[cinder forge]

Well that's stupid

[proud crystal]

and if u get bot-

[cinder forge]

But whatever

[deft ore]

wdym it's plainly not listed anywhere

would you say oops should double the chance of aura hitting polychrome

[woven crag]

its because thunk doesnt want people getting on his ass for allowing people to break their TOS

which is why no mod mobile or console discussion

[cinder forge]

Ughhhh

[deft ore]

oh im stupid

[humble rampart]

it is

[cinder forge]

But I don't have a PC

Whatever

Just act like I do

[woven crag]

as long as you dont talk about it youre good lol

[proud crystal]

i dont think u can make ://CRASH with _POINTER

[deft ore]

considering the tools available to us now cough cough lovely mobile maker cough cough it is a little overbearing now

[woven crag]

you can

[random chasm]

thinking of ideas for rare jokers is hard

[woven crag]

its just a code card

[deft ore]

you definitely can

[proud crystal]

i dont see it

[deft ore]

show the ui

[woven crag]

it should be the very first card in the collection

for code cards

[humble rampart]

i do art first ability second but im also weird

[wanton lintel]

meth pull the lever to explode all devices with lovely mobile maker i know you have one

[cinder forge]

Is the Jen mod good

I might get it later

[west wolf]

#1432487608931451092

[deft ore]

do you mean the dead mod polterworx

anyways No

[woven crag]

wait what

[deft ore]

wtf its actually gone

[woven crag]

where the fuck did it go

[cinder forge]

Huh? But I heard it's really good when combined with cryptid?

[wanton lintel]

oh my god
where the FUCK

[deft ore]

You heard wrong

[woven crag]

its no longer maintained also really good means it requires cryptid

[wanton lintel]

did they drop crash for FUCKING QUANTIFY

[deft ore]

irregardless polterworx is Dead

[vital zealot]

theres dead fucking mods oo

[woven crag]

no

theres something going on

[vital zealot]

CRASH IS GONE?????

[cinder forge]

I literally watched gameplay by Roffle with it and cryptid

Looked so cool

3 hour vod

[proud crystal]

look at my ss

[lost inlet]

crash is definitely not gone

[woven crag]

check the collection outside of pointer

[west wolf]

i love how i dropped this in the middle of the polterworx conversation

[proud crystal]

what do i make with pointer then

[vital zealot]

yeah the prolly moved it hol up

[deft ore]

another pointer

[cinder forge]

I need to fix my "pc" so I can download mods again

[vital zealot]

wait what the fuck its actually gone

[prisma latch]

Ok I think I'm done with programming crumb, i can finally move onto the other perks

[deft ore]

its still in the code as far as i can tell

[wanton lintel]

joker it makes a secret card called john balatro

[random chasm]

that's how think did it i'm pretty sure

[woven crag]

mf

[fathom gust]

cavenfish

i mean

cavendish

[proud crystal]

this is in normal collection

[wanton lintel]

:3

[deft ore]

if staring at a number going up while putting in little effort at all or brainpower is fun then you can go find pwx on internet archive

[cinder forge]

That's not only what it is but ok

[woven crag]

it really is

most of it is just

one quintillion mult and chips

[proud crystal]

that is literally just balatro

well\

cryptid

[deft ore]

no it definitely is

[proud crystal]

but still

[prisma latch]

but first i have to. finish concepting them.

[woven crag]

actually its more like ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^one quintillion mult and chips every second

[cinder forge]

I don't think so

But

To each their own

[deft ore]

where do you put in brainpower in cryptid 😭

[cinder forge]

To have fun

[woven crag]

good decks

[cinder forge]

Gives dopamine

[fathom gust]

i still have the cursed and condemned mod known as almanac and it quite literally is just {1e100}1e100 mult and chips

[deft ore]

TRUE...
it is that hard to have fun with cryptid

[fathom gust]

the only MAYBE COOL THING was the fact that there’s fusions but

[cinder forge]

Ok now you're just a dick lol

[humble rampart]

clicking the abort button and choosing to go do something more enjoyable is a hard choice for some

[deft ore]

potatrue

[fathom gust]

that’s really it

[proud crystal]

false

[deft ore]

that's putting in brainpower explicitly away from cryptid i feel

i think they should replace the cryptid github with an online stopwatch

[proud crystal]

what server is this from btw

[deft ore]

hot potato

[woven crag]

hot potato (but also i think theres more servers that have it probably)

[deft ore]

developer hub

[proud crystal]

lemme in i want balatrue

[deft ore]

you can also just clone it if you want

[proud crystal]

o nvm

[deft ore]

❌

[woven crag]

yeah its a mod dev/artist server because its for like events and stuff

[deft ore]

balatrue grue potatrue falafalse balafalse gralse

my selection

[woven crag]

falafalse...

since when did we have that

[humble rampart]

i made falafalse

[deft ore]

we dont

[humble rampart]

like 2 weeks ago

[deft ore]

also the text for falafalse is like. way too small but im too lazy to fix it

[proud crystal]

how do i clone these

[humble rampart]

wow screw you, guy

tf

[deft ore]

vencord

[woven crag]

theyre just images

so you should be able to download

[proud crystal]

no they're vencord fakenitro emojis

[woven crag]

those are also images

[deft ore]

true

[woven crag]

you can download them

save image

[cinder forge]

Pluh

[deft ore]

the ominous observer

[vital zealot]

guys do yall have custom tooltips i wanna see them

[deft ore]

wdym custom tooltips

like. like info_queue

[vital zealot]

yeah like that

[deft ore]

ok hold on

[humble rampart]

hello everybody my name is baseball card and today i'm gonna be watching astro make bizarre curry

[cinder forge]

Kerchow

[deft ore]

like this?

[vital zealot]

yeah the-

[past lava]

OH MY GOD

[cinder forge]

Never seen a joker with pronouns

Nice

[vital zealot]

what the industrial powered F U C K

also can you add me

like to the mod

[deft ore]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1414106464615665786 my beloved

[deft ore]

[cinder forge]

I don't know why you would need it

But

Cool anyway

[sharp linden]

Just finished my glass card

[vital zealot]

this is racism !!1!!!!1!!2! 😠 😡 😡

[cinder forge]

Not glass enough

Needs more glass

I need a mod where all the jokers are just variations of sock and buskin

[vital zealot]

dude i have a sock and buskin for stone cards do ya want it

it dont work

but you prolly could get it

I even have stone seals which are supposed to count as stone cards (that also doesnt even work i HATE MY LIFE)

[dull field]

can you organ harvest it?

[stable juniper]

yes :3

[vital zealot]

the,™

[dull field]

sick as hell

[vital zealot]

if you like that then watch gudnam 00

the endgame for this joker is to have it emmit particles

[woven crag]

how do you even lose with this

[vital zealot]

but im not sure wether or not lovely*
can handle the normal code for that

[vital zealot]

you lose by having hands

[woven crag]

but

youll always play a last hand eventually

[vital zealot]

if your joker setup fucking sucks somehow

this was originally just going to be good loyalty card

with particles

[woven crag]

2^^20 is already basically an instant win as far as i know

thats like a fuckton

[vital zealot]

it IS a fuckton

i just cant think of an effect

and ^20 is boring

^^20 is simply funny

[woven crag]

it should probably go on a cooldown after that though so its not just you never lose ever ever

[vital zealot]

good idea

unfortunatley

*** I C A N T F U C K I N G C O D E ***

[woven crag]

well you just set a counter similar to loyalty card

except it counts down when a blind is selected or smth

[vital zealot]

wait actually that checks out with the actual source material

also do you know of any mod that does shit with particles

[woven crag]

not specifically

[vital zealot]

so i can just use normal code then

[woven crag]

i mean theres probably particle functions in balatro i imagine

since the simple square particles get used very often

[storm solar]

Once you see, you’ll NEVER unsee 😅

[woven crag]

see WHAT

[vital zealot]

the fuck

'am i

looking

at

[storm solar]

chicken sandwich

[woven crag]

oh my god bruh its the fucking chicken sandwich joker forge sticker

why

[storm solar]

Once you see,

[woven crag]

i'll never see

[vital zealot]

also crash found alive after being shot

[woven crag]

use it

[vital zealot]

chicken

[woven crag]

we at arbys would like to take a moment to announce that AH-

[vital zealot]

ALL OUR FOOD

[storm solar]

Once you see, you’ll NEVER unsee 😅

[vital zealot]

KEEPS BLOWIN U-

[fathom gust]

jokerforge has a

what??

[deft ore]

more chicken

[fathom gust]

STOP

OH MY GOD

[woven crag]

the joker forge server has a chicken sandwich sticker for some reason

because people added it when perms were fucked or whatever

and then it didnt get removed

[vital zealot]

HUH?????

[storm solar]

and guess who added it

[woven crag]

oh my god bruh

[vital zealot]

we are a very sane fandom

[deft ore]

can someone post the chicken sandwich sticker i want it

[woven crag]

wait

its gone

wtf

1984

[prisma latch]

i should make hodgepodge put a bomb on the main menu that blows up all the cards added to the title by mods

[vital zealot]

actually cool

[deft ore]

chicken sandwich

[prisma latch]

maybe it just straight up blows a hole in the menu and shows the hodgepodge logo beneath it

[placid jetty]

hey does anyone know what that one card I passed in the hotpot mod that was like 6000 credits was

[deft ore]

do you mean 600

theres a couple of those

[storm solar]

check suggestions in jokerforge

[placid jetty]

it said it took you somewhere I forgot what it was called. I think it had a starsign on it.

I uhhh

[deft ore]

oh aries card

[placid jetty]

I thought it was 6000

[deft ore]

it unlocks the true ending if you make it to ante 8 showdown with it

[placid jetty]

the... true ending???

[deft ore]

the true ending

[placid jetty]

the creditable cards are so rare. I think they're the only reason I'm still playing. I gotta know what they do.

[prisma latch]

i hope you guys who weren't in hotpot know that it was so much more incomprehensible during development

[deft ore]

also the ui was terrible

[prisma latch]

the changes that made it actually comprehendible were at least later than team :), if not like. something that happened after all the teams

[placid jetty]

oh, were you guys both devs??

[deft ore]

yeah

[placid jetty]

my god

[prisma latch]

team :) best team 💪

i might join cold beans as team :( but idk if i like cold beans

[placid jetty]

I wish we could see each build of hotpot

[vital zealot]

yall does anyone know how to play with particles in smods

]i really dont wanna manually code that

[deft ore]

i half-handedly carried sillyposting

[placid jetty]

lmao

[deft ore]

half-handedly as in eris did the other half

[prisma latch]

i half-handedly carried team :)

[deft ore]

you can

[placid jetty]

duuuuuuuude

[deft ore]

just go way back in the commit history

[fathom gust]

go 2500 unnamed crashes

[prisma latch]

you dont wanna play the dev builds

[placid jetty]

Is it obvious when each team took hold of it? Like is there a commit comment?

[fathom gust]

hi

[placid jetty]

Is cold beans another hot-potato like mod?

[indigo egret]

flynnsanity was supposed to be a simple shitpost

I look at it now and it grew into something else

[placid jetty]

dude if there's enough hot potato events, we're gonna get a balatro boatmurdered eventually

[indigo egret]

WILL be another hot-potato mod

[woven crag]

Return of the sandwich

[vital zealot]

sanguis

[placid jetty]

yeah I should've said that

[vital zealot]

HOLY SHIT

BRAIN BLAST\

[indigo egret]

the prototype of flynnsanity had a joker that didn't do anything on purpose, btw

[woven crag]

Wierd hot potato knockoff thing, there will be more events from actual hotpot though

Eventually

[prisma latch]

im not gonna join cold beans its too soon to release of hotpot

[vital zealot]

if therell be more hotpot i want in

[prisma latch]

i want some more time to work on my own shit

[placid jetty]

I have a little bit of programming experience but I've never really tinkered with balatro

[fathom gust]

with really strict rule sets

[placid jetty]

was it tough to join the teams?

[deft ore]

i mean you can join cold beans

[vital zealot]

i dont care who i have to bribe

[indigo egret]

tfym😭

[deft ore]

fym

[prisma latch]

you kinda just had to be online during the few hours it kicked off to join hotpot

[vital zealot]

and fuck cold beans i want in on the good shit

[deft ore]

no

[indigo egret]

rule 4 can be broken twinalingadingdpong

[woven crag]

If youre a mod dev you should be able to get in the hotpot server

I dont have a link but

[deft ore]

mod dev as in have helped make a mod

[vital zealot]

bet

[deft ore]

not necessarily a programmer

[woven crag]

You can just join as long as you do either code or art

[vital zealot]

i do both actually

[deft ore]

also nxkoo's there despite doing neither competently

[placid jetty]

as people who have worked on the game, what is like the weirdest code in Balatro to deal with?

[woven crag]

Nxkoo is tangent man

[prisma latch]

cold potato is clearly just "what if i had my own hot potato" and i frankly dont trust it to be managed well

[placid jetty]

I'm kinda curious

[vital zealot]

yo'yre

[civic atlas]

nxkoo dies

[indigo egret]

we shouldn't be hating on cold beans

[prisma latch]

gui without a doubt

[indigo egret]

it isn't even out.

[woven crag]

Theres honestly not much wierd basegame code you have to interact with for basic stuff, its just UI which is very wierd and stinky

[deft ore]

UI code

[indigo egret]

might be biased though

[civic atlas]

me when 1 million tables

[placid jetty]

oh damn yeah I was absolutely blown away by the all of the extra shop tabs

[deft ore]

cold beans is doomed to have like three teams max

[lost inlet]

do i just like dm astra

[deft ore]

no theres a server invite link with applications

hold on

[civic atlas]

you can applicate in the server iirc

[woven crag]

There is a public server link

[prisma latch]

ive never heard of the guys running cold beans, as opposed to astra who i trust to run this sort of thing. no offense to anyone, but communities and teams are hard to manage, i know this from my own experience of failing repeatedly

[woven crag]

Yeah

[indigo egret]

I MIGHT be biased

[prisma latch]

also. i mean this in the nicest way possible. cold beans feels like its just made for people mad they didnt get to be in hotpot who are too impatient to wait for another official hotpot event

[placid jetty]

Another question because I'm super curious, what jokers did you guys make?

[prisma latch]

yeah

[deft ore]

where have you heard of astra before this? i trust him now but at the time i just hoped the others knew what they were talking about

[placid jetty]

I think I can check uhh

Idk I didn't look at the credits

[prisma latch]

astra is one of the names ive seen a lot throughout modding chat

[lost inlet]

i'm like. the former but definitely not the latter

[indigo egret]

like sun tzu said once "yo stop hating on events that haven't even started bra💔"

[prisma latch]

i mean idk cold beans might be absolute fire. im just not putting too much faith in it

[civic atlas]

i mean it is true

[deft ore]

Golden Apple, Jade Joker, Login Bonus, Magic Factory, TVSlop, and Wizard Tower

[indigo egret]

I'll slime every single person on Team :( out and then consume their souls or something

[placid jetty]

omg I love golden apple and login bonus

[prisma latch]

if cold beans is good then congrats everyone working on cold beans

[civic atlas]

75% of tname jokers

[deft ore]

i sincerely hope that cold beans is going to be good but i have many doubts

[indigo egret]

turn them into the labubu electronic toy thingamajigs

[prisma latch]

but i think an event that is very obviously just a copy of a different more exclusive event held shortly after its release is kinda doomed

[placid jetty]

wtf how many devs are in chat right now

[woven crag]

I too contributed to wizard tower

[civic atlas]

i feel like jokers are the wrong thing to focus on with hotpot when theres so much going on

[deft ore]

Also i did Plincoin Tag and Job Tag

[vital zealot]

all of them

[placid jetty]

I don't have any knowledge of the balatro community so like

[deft ore]

plus a bunch of minor QOL stuff

[placid jetty]

I just figured that the hot potato mod was a small subset

[indigo egret]

censor that word please,,,

[placid jetty]

I didn't realize it was just every guy

[deft ore]

cough cough why are yall not using the fucking cashout rows jesus christ cough cough

[indigo egret]

that's my trigger word🥹🥹🥹

[woven crag]

Which is also the base of the other consumable selection limit stuff afaik

[deft ore]

yeah there was no reason to do anything differently for other stuff besides some logic reworks for Magic Factory

[placid jetty]

uhhhh are the jokers in hotpot ordered by team

[deft ore]

Yes but not in the order they went

They're ordered by the team's names alphabetically

[civic atlas]

yes since the team folders are ordered by alphabetical order

[deft ore]

so despite sillyposting going second we're like. after fifth or before eighth in the collection

[woven crag]

Hover over them theyll show credits in place of the mod name badge

After a bit

[deft ore]

wait fuck

[woven crag]

But yeah alphabetic order

[deft ore]

i didnt mean to

[woven crag]

SIX SEVEN

I always come back

[placid jetty]

yeah just because I don't really know which jokers are "team js jokers"

[fathom gust]

the gates of hell have opened.

[placid jetty]

let me figure out what that means

oh I haven't even discovered all the jokers

[prisma latch]

you know i've always appreciated how Hot Potato, named after the concept of throwing something between different people quickly, also happened to abbreviate to hotpot. which is a term sometimes used for a communal event where people share food theyve made

[deft ore]

yeah that is quite neat

[prisma latch]

it just kinda worked out real well

[placid jetty]

yeah it's actually a neat coincidence

[woven crag]

Its peak

[main path]

easy deckfixing solution

[civic atlas]

is halo the best joker in hotpot

[deft ore]

no social credit is

because you can earn credits

[civic atlas]

but nxkoo

[deft ore]

to then make more halos

[fathom gust]

67 hand where all it gives is
uh
-1e308 chips or something

[woven crag]

Nxkoo dies

[deft ore]

from the wheel

[blissful stag]

Someone should make a deck where deckfixing gets you immediately punished

[deft ore]

why have one when you can have two

[past lava]

Annoying Joker:
+41 Mult when hand contains a 6 and 7

[woven crag]

Brainrot joker:
-3 trillion mult if played hand contains a 6 and a 7

[civic atlas]

no its fine, i just didnt expect it to be chinese

[prisma latch]

this will go crazy when the Hodgepodge: AntiAnte update comes out

[honest zephyr]

If played hand contains a 6 and a 7 your computer fucking explodes

[deft ore]

brainrot poker hand that contains a six and a seven

[fathom gust]

short attention span blind where your cards get unselected after 1 second of not playing hand

[placid jetty]

can you imagine trying to play a flush and then it makes you play brainrot instead

[deft ore]

itll be a flush brainrot

[woven crag]

Flush rot

[placid jetty]

is there a secret if you get each of j, o, k, e, r

[woven crag]

Kinda but not really

[deft ore]

well if i said something would it be secret

[placid jetty]

ah cool

[woven crag]

Yeah

[deft ore]

yeah its an achievement

nothing more

[prisma latch]

"Oh no! My Blip legendary is reducing my hand size, and I am saving my crumbs to level them up! Whatever shall I do!" The immediate Paint Brush voucher in the first shop:

[placid jetty]

I suppose I don't actually know how to look at your unlocked achievements

[deft ore]

mod settings

achievements page

[placid jetty]

thanks!

[deft ore]

you can also kill nxkoo or view the credits there

[indigo egret]

and kill nxkoo in the credits too

wait would that be a spoiler

[deft ore]

you should try getting this one :3

[placid jetty]

I have five whoppers and five more whoppers which feels super rng based

[past lava]

speaking of hotpot

[fathom gust]

best part of hotpot right there

[placid jetty]

it seems that we've all decided perkeo is a woman. who did that.

[deft ore]

one of the perkeocoiners

multiple i think

[placid jetty]

ahh I see

I was wondering where that came from. Perkeo of Heidelberg was not.

[deft ore]

that being said you cant misgender perkeo and still get the achievement

also you should get this one

[placid jetty]

wait lmfao I didn't think about that

[fathom gust]

SELFCEST ⁉️

[placid jetty]

I think I got that with brainstorm actually

[deft ore]

i was going to call it that but i was censored by Big Astra

i shouldve added an achievement for getting paid in exposure

[placid jetty]

unfortunately the run did not go very far after that. I don't think it was a bad run but for a run with 4 brainstorms it was not that spectacular.

[past lava]

i am NOT coding in balatro

[indigo egret]

Big Astra is watching

[placid jetty]

I just had a sick run where I got a madness with rage and eventually got eternal on it and copied it twice

that one was really fun

[deft ore]

🅰️

[indigo egret]

oh fuck

I got confused

[placid jetty]

OH

[indigo egret]

Big Astro is watching too

[prisma latch]

holy shit no way

[placid jetty]

wait I was wondering what was going on with jimbo

[deft ore]

friends :)

[deft ore]

he's been moved

[woven crag]

its like he's been remade

Vanilla

[placid jetty]

actually that brainstorm run may have been the one where I got roaring knighted and I was very upset

[prisma latch]

at least you didnt get bluescreened on your first ever hotpot run

[placid jetty]

bluescreened??

I crashed a couple times lol

[prisma latch]

theres a really shitty blind that turns all your jokers into random other jokers every hand

[placid jetty]

I ran into the postlatro bug on my first run

[deft ore]

do you mean the ante 10 boss

[prisma latch]

yes

[placid jetty]

DUDE

[prisma latch]

i fucking hate it

[fathom gust]

this game insults me

[prisma latch]

#b5e51d

[past lava]

what should i do

[prisma latch]

i have it memorised

whoah what the

what is that

[placid jetty]

DIY?

have you not seen DIY?

[fathom gust]

1 in 300 chance to create an overpowered joker just to lose it

[placid jetty]

ohhh wait you were probably talking about above

[deft ore]

end of round plincoins

[prisma latch]

no i know what parappa is

i was in fact talking about the diy thing

[placid jetty]

in my experience it's probably when hand is played, create a random consumable

||its any consumable including bottlecaps and spectral cards||

[past lava]

is this good

[lost inlet]

hopefully didn't fuck up the hotpot application

[prisma latch]

this is probably about as comprehensible as the tooltips and descriptions for perk cards will get

does this make sense to people

[placid jetty]

I do kinda wish DIY gave you a couple random choices because I'm pretty sure you can just always pick the best one

[placid jetty]

my god. you're introducing sagas into balatro.

[prisma latch]

what is a saga

[placid jetty]

mtg reference

its uhhh

[fathom gust]

toast the fries fries buns

[placid jetty]

it's actually not really like sagas. It's actually extremely close to the level up mechanic which also exists.

[fathom gust]

execute french

it's like trying to get cool mode
throwing every input at the wall

or just

[placid jetty]

chinese chinese chinese chinese chinese

[prisma latch]

i have a parappa joker that has a 3/4 chance to retrigger each played card

[ivory sinew]

i was in 🙂 too

goated team

[placid jetty]

its crazy that it was the only team without 6 people

were you one of the artists? Which arts did you draw?

[past lava]

IT WAS WORTH IT

[placid jetty]

nice

[main path]

what have i done

[placid jetty]

have you looked at what happens when you highlight a joker in the black market

like one of your owned jokers I mean

[main path]

this occurs if you obtain chicot

[lost inlet]

wtf

[fathom gust]

LMFAO

[past lava]

ik
you can harvest organs from jokers

[main path]

breaking news: modder learns he has free will

[placid jetty]

yeah its still a joker tho

[fathom gust]

i used my free will in the most horrid way possible

cough

couuuuugh

[keen knoll]

hey me too

[prisma latch]

what.

[honest zephyr]

why only chicot

[balmy lily]

lankybox?

[prisma latch]

like. the exact same effect?

[balmy lily]

yeah no disable it rn

[keen knoll]

no mine retriggers itself 10 times

[fathom gust]

it's BEEN gone for a long ass time

probably because i couldn't properly upload the videos

[main path]

because chicot = funny

[balmy lily]

awesome

[humble rampart]

balatro but every card is chicot

[indigo egret]

the default capcut transition at the end is frying me😭

[fathom gust]

easiest hand size gain of my life

[honest zephyr]

same energy as mario saying "I'm turning evil!"

[keen knoll]

brb using my chicotpluto to level my chicothigh card and playing my chicot5 of chicothearts

[humble rampart]

thigh?

👀

[keen knoll]

what

[main path]

i was gonna fix the 1 frame chicot jumpscare when u get another copy of chicot but i think this is funnier

[lost inlet]

ngl idk when i'm gonna feel like my mod is ready for a public release

[honest zephyr]

can't spell "chicothigh" without "thigh"

[humble rampart]

amen

[honest zephyr]

chicot thighs idfk

[latent crescent]

[honest zephyr]

What Am I Doing Anymore

[prisma latch]

I See Him. Do You See Him. I'm Not Crazy. He's Hiding There.

lenticular jokers may be my stupidest idea yet

[indigo egret]

absolute cinema

[indigo egret]

business card
look closer
astro
"meow"

[dull field]

wait is that astro from astro? What’s he doing here?

[prisma latch]

i put astro as one of the lenticular images cus its funny

[indigo egret]

we lost the plot

[wanton lintel]

does that just happen when you get chicot

[prisma latch]

cerulean bell with a hand size of my entire deck

how badly could this go

not badly at all i scored 179k

[wanton lintel]

this is going in notepad++

[prisma latch]

blip may be broken

[honest zephyr]

Think About It.

[prisma latch]

as in op not actually broken

you know game i would really love a baron right around now

[wanton lintel]

i think he wants to be the guy

[main path]

yes

[past lava]

i couldn't beat the temptations

club

[honest zephyr]

it has to be spades or else astro will astrokill you

[past lava]

!

WAIT

i didn't know clueless

?

jimball_roll

[cinder forge]

Dear Diary

I once had a PC

I now do not

[wanton lintel]

spades and the number 3
this is the astro lyre fusion joker /j

[past lava]

???

cool

[cinder forge]

Crazy

Overpowered

[past lava]

i wonder why

[honest zephyr]

One Last Breath
Gives x6 Mult after 6 hands played
Self destructs

[prisma latch]

what if loyalty card was worse

[honest zephyr]

this is a whole "maybe six feet ain't so far down" joke

[honest zephyr]

okay what if it doesn't explode

[prisma latch]

then its just slightly better loyalty card

[lost bolt]

not true

[honest zephyr]

i wanted to make a maybe 6 feet ain't so far down joke okay

[lost bolt]

its effect was +7 mult when a 7 is scores, +9 mult when a 9 is scored but it blows up if a 9 is scored

So just score 7s i guess?

[prisma latch]

really spider donut shouldve had luchadors effect

but luchador exists

so it cant

cause of how you can eat a spider donut to escape muffets fight

[honest zephyr]

WAIT I HAD A GENIUS IDEA

what if i made a joker based on personal trainer: cooking

[mint flame]

hai chat i need ideas for the calc tiles i don't have an effect for 😞

[honest zephyr]

cal cu la tor

[honest zephyr]

i know it would create a food joker
but what should you do first before it does that

[mint flame]

yea

[woven orchid]

cal cu la tore

[honest zephyr]

small chance to create a gourd joker
Gourd
+4 Mult
It's a gourd, bitch.

[mint flame]

???

actually wait
i think i know what you may be referring to

[humble rampart]

-+ enter

syntax error

explodes

[mint flame]

"you have permanently been banned from accessing Camera"

[mint flame]

ok ok but i wanted to reference the video with dividing by 0

(aka the Arrow and the Balloon)

[humble rampart]

"this beat is ass session terminated"

[mint flame]

Balloon -
When used, you will remain in the current blind for as long as possible.

[scarlet swan]

like this?

[mint flame]

idk the exact wording

[humble rampart]

never play a hand

never close the game

infinite time

[mint flame]

Can't discard either

We unlock Balatro.exe

[humble rampart]

is your pfp piccolo

[mint flame]

Close
it's my sona dressed as piccolo

[honest zephyr]

Personal Trainer: Cooking
Creates a random Food Joker after 2 rounds

[mint flame]

art is by shaidai

[wide mulch]

feel free but trust me this does not work properly on a website because different sections need to be lazy-loaded. if it werent for that (if it was a desktop app for example) this would be trivial to implement

[mint flame]

ok i got the wording down actually
Current blind does not immediately end after you beat the requirement.

[wide mulch]

i love searching for jokerforge in this server

[humble rampart]

is this for a joker or what

[mint flame]

a consumable

[humble rampart]

??

[mint flame]

cal cu la tore

[humble rampart]

Current blind can only be won in the last hand

i guess

[mint flame]

But then there's also the case when you run out of cards to play

[humble rampart]

right

what happens in that case

limbo?

mr bones?

[mint flame]

Yea

[humble rampart]

seems unintuitive

and like it adds more confusion

[prisma latch]

guys perks are a little crazy

[humble rampart]

im being the nicest ive ever been in this chat

like i have not said anything rude

[humble rampart]

stop timem

?

[prisma latch]

timestop is essentially just a resource that can be spent on either hands OR discards

like. quantum hands/discards

lol

itll be fleshed out more when i eventually add tempos

haha very funny

[past lava]

how are we feeling about index cards

[prisma latch]

nope

[humble rampart]

5 bucks for antimatter?

[prisma latch]

5 bucks for a joker slot is crazy

[mint flame]

what if we welded two cards together

[humble rampart]

idk what dat mean

[past lava]

oh

[prisma latch]

in windowkill detach has a 4th level but detach is already crazy enough i am NOT giving it more

[proud hatch]

this probably sucks

[mint flame]

ok so we've got the general premise for the balloon
but what about the rest
flag, ladder, hatchet, hoe and stick

[prisma latch]

what is a Screaming

[past lava]

i nerfed boredom now

[humble rampart]

can i not just sell it

[prisma latch]

having a cost and then losing a set amount of money on top of that is a little odd but not out of the vanilla scope so

[wide mulch]

that first image is a pic of my friend that wanted to be included so i drew a pixel art version i love seeing it in the wild

[proud hatch]

When you sell it you get set to -1$

[humble rampart]

5 bucks is barely anything for 2 discards

[mint flame]

screw it i'm gonna draw more ocs in the balatro style and see if i can and if i want to make a card out of them

[humble rampart]

2 discards are worth $20 over 2 antes

like

[prisma latch]

i mean i have a joker with a sell value of $-255 BUT it only spawns if you fumble missingno and also it has a 1 in 255 chance per round to become a random legendary so is it reaally thaaaat badddd

[humble rampart]

i cant tell

thats like 9 things

[prisma latch]

its like 3 things

• really bad sell value
• only obtained if you use a legendary poorly or you're really unlucky
• very rare chance to turn into a random legendary

Mr. Flesh

[past lava]

i don't think i wanna see mr. flesh

[humble rampart]

if you win the round reset the round

[humble rampart]

johnny flesh

[prisma latch]

dont be ridiculous

everybody loves mr flesh

[prisma latch]

so it creates a copy of the leftmost joker?

[humble rampart]

brainstorm but bad?

or

[proud hatch]

Even if you have max joker slots

[humble rampart]

oh creates a copy

??

[prisma latch]

thats. just missingno from my mod but missingno turns into Bad EGG if you have too many copies instead of charging you money

[proud hatch]

Also changing it to $10

[prisma latch]

thats kinda crazy

[humble rampart]

well i get infinite blueprints for naninf and dont care about money

works

[prisma latch]

$10 a round for infinite copies of any joker you own is definitely legendary tier

i would know because. i have a legendary like that

[humble rampart]

beyond legendary

[prisma latch]

like. even my legendary that does that is balanced to not let you get too many copies of one joker

[past lava]

is this balanced enough

[prisma latch]

whatsapp seal 2

[humble rampart]

doesng sound like it

[prisma latch]

depending on how rare index cards are i kinda like it

but id maybe make it like $10

[proud hatch]

yea'

[humble rampart]

i feel like giving them downsides that are just money isnt satisfying

im guessing theyre like

[proud hatch]

Rework also 14 ballers now

[humble rampart]

hyper rare

[prisma latch]

maybe -1 hand size

[prisma latch]

so just. play kings and you win

[past lava]

sounds good

[humble rampart]

do you mean this joker gains x1 mult for every consecutive hand containing only 1 king

[proud hatch]

Ye

[humble rampart]

sounds like

anti sinergystic

[prisma latch]

another beyond legendary

imo

if you just do a little deck fixing youre just kinda set

[humble rampart]

its way too good but i also dont think its that interesting

its like the jokers ive seen that name steel kings specifically

first time for anythin

[placid jetty]

am I crazy or was one of the hot potato mod splash texts "also try everything upgrade tree!"

[past lava]

no

[placid jetty]

no it is or no it isn't?

[past lava]

you aren't crazy

[humble rampart]

also you can just play pairs and never reset it

[placid jetty]

cool

I think that's funny because I happen to know that very late game in everything upgrade tree, you eventually just get straight up Lingo puzzles

I love lingo so that's why I know about that

[humble rampart]

this loses the run?

[proud hatch]

No it just destroys itself

[humble rampart]

"eats"?

[proud hatch]

It's hungry

[humble rampart]

beyond this being trading card on steroids

that happens like 4 times a round

instead of once per round max

[blissful stag]

This joker will KILL YOU when you play a stone card

[humble rampart]

balatro wording is goated

when i get back on an actual usable art program im gonna make a joker thats a brick

retriggers stone cards once for every 7 stone cards in full deck

yeah you get it

[sharp comet]

hello anyone got link to cryptid discord/know where to get one

[humble rampart]

i dont know if theyll let your account join

[dusky forum]

can anyine help me figure out why my cryptid isnt working

[sharp comet]

thanks!

[sharp comet]

why not

[dusky forum]

this is the error its giving me

[sharp comet]

oh goodness scary notif sound

thats strange

[humble rampart]

not really

kicks new spam accounts

[past lava]

discord but it's evil and twisted

[sweet bramble]

install steamodded

[humble rampart]

whatsapp

[sharp comet]

why do i have to have a personality lol

[humble rampart]

because a lot of bot accs dont have a pfp

[sharp comet]

again!

[sharp comet]

damn

[humble rampart]

just put a random image atp

takes like 10 seconds

[honest zephyr]

my recommendation: find the silliest picture you have

[humble rampart]

or get a fursona

easier

[opaque herald]

Can someone help me find a mod i forgot the name of

I remember it had this one joker called the scenic route or something and let you make straights with pairs inside it

[past lava]

what does this even mean

[opaque herald]

It tried to be very vanilla like

nvm it's ortalab i just found it lol

[humble rampart]

ive never seen this but i get it

you give it a list of okay hands and when it has to choose a random hand it picks from the lisr

[honest zephyr]

is that astro curry

contains blue 40!

[humble rampart]

you could make the edges of the plate bluer instead of black if you're not convinced

i like blue for shiny white stuff

[wanton lintel]

holy peam

[humble rampart]

also valid

[mint flame]

fucked around and converted Kinney of all my ocs into a balatro joker

[wanton lintel]

like mail in rebate

[mint flame]

i haven't decided what she does yet

[humble rampart]

theres a buncha doubles on the outer black line if you're concerned about that stuff

cute oc

[wanton lintel]

posting my random asymmetrical horror game concept based around computer parts/malware

i have nothing else to upload honestly

[worn dagger]

Is the character’s name Stewart?

[humble rampart]

how do you get disk from richard

[mint flame]

thx!!
i have some more images of her if you wanna see

[humble rampart]

i dont but it looks nice

[wanton lintel]

what
huh

[worn dagger]

I realized it said stamina not Stewart

[wanton lintel]

fair my handwriting sucks ASS

[worn dagger]

I’m on my phone in the car leave me alone

[wanton lintel]

ask politely for his bytes

[keen knoll]

hi

[desert mirage]

🥺

[hard plank]

🥺

[desert mirage]

uuuughhhhhh im so proud of myself

my consumables are like,,, actually real

theres some bugs ill need to fix but most of them work fine

idk why but hod is missing its title

[charred rune]

they look really good

[honest zephyr]

hell yeah

ignore the ERROR title though

[charred rune]

holy shit whens waxing the joker gonna be added?

honeycomb

[indigo egret]

I'm watching the 1993 mario bros movie as we speak

[desert mirage]

theyre supposed to be a bit more saturated so here u go

[indigo egret]

yo what the hell am i watching dawg💔

[past lava]

the 1993 mario bros movie

[hard plank]

do you like the new content

[indigo egret]

I know i'm watching it but the question is what is happening on this shit

apparently one of the first things i saw when watching the movie was a baby being born from an egg and also dinosaur lore

[latent crescent]

random stakes - go

[indigo egret]

not a single pixel of Mario before that

[wanton lintel]

why the fuck is kreekcraft doing the absolute cinema pose

[daring sluice]

that's a few jokers

[honest zephyr]

why is he art the clown

[wanton lintel]

no clue

[charred rune]

cinema

[indigo egret]

I think Mario doesn't appear until later on the movie

[indigo egret]

bro fr is Canio

[charred rune]

guys i came up with a name for my mod: Joker's Arcade (since there's a lot of video-gamey jokers in it)

[exotic tree]

cool card designs!!!!

[desert mirage]

thanks winter

[indigo egret]

I finished watching this shit

what the fuck

why the fuck did human bowser turn a guy into a monkey

[charred rune]

fuck you luigi

[charred rune]

what
the
actual
flappin
flippin
flyin
FUCK

[wind token]

what a lovely looking video, ill add it to my save later