⚙・modding-general

[buoyant kestrel]

seems right

[grand shadow]

something something "play garbshit 3.0 now" something something

[west wolf]

health insurance

[plush hound]

play garbshit

play vallkarri

[daring sluice]

play sloptastic shitsock

[grand shadow]

wise words right there

[woven crag]

play gloptastic sfarksock

[young timber]

play

[olive frigate]

anyone got a rec for a program to attempt to make joker art on?

[plush hound]

FUCK tangents

[young timber]

what?

[plush hound]

aseprite, paid program tho
libresprite is free

[olive frigate]

sweet, I'll check it out, thanks!

[torn urchin]

What about mine

[young timber]

what happened to make you hate it??

[torn urchin]

Well technically ☝️🤓

[plush hound]

its just poorly coded

i was new

[whole nova]

i can vouch for this

[torn urchin]

Just change it :3

But I agree

[whole nova]

trying to steal timer code was hell

[plush hound]

thanks Freh for that

[torn urchin]

The timer joker was very buggy

[whole nova]

but it worked so

[plush hound]

you couldve used Finity code bro

😭

[torn urchin]

Cause when you summon it on your own

Without setting the blind

It crashes the game cause it has nothing to turn off

[plush hound]

who told you to summon it

[torn urchin]

What if you judgment it

[young timber]

i can say it is, but like... recode?

just ask ppl to help or smth

[torn urchin]

Nah scrap the project

[plush hound]

100 questions towards somethingcom and N'

every day

[torn urchin]

I'm taking back my F1 gimmick (I already have it)

[young timber]

already my life bro 🙏

[whole nova]

sunk cost fallacy at this point

[young timber]

i mean you get good after awhile

[torn urchin]

Exactly

[young timber]

also never use the same file and folder names

[torn urchin]

So Niko made another one

Another mod

[indigo egret]

the goon turns their face into mustard

[torn urchin]

@plush hound can I have tangent

[indigo egret]

nxkoo how's the purple mold doing

[plush hound]

im proud of Tangents

but its just

eh

[plush hound]

no

[plush hound]

shh

[torn urchin]

Okie

[indigo egret]

so YOU admit there's purple mold in your room

[young timber]

i would cry if you permanently cancel it

i just added functionality between tangents and my mod

[plush hound]

my mod has noconsumblaes

[torn urchin]

Not like he's gonna immediately delete it

[plush hound]

watch this

[plush hound]

there is

[whole nova]

my shit tweakin

[random chasm]

you can compile aseprite for free

[torn urchin]

I'll be sad

[young timber]

whart

[whole nova]

oh well y'know

[young timber]

i mean start a new mod, maybe occasionally add random things, but if you quit you'll have to think of something unique unless you're making tangents 2™

[buoyant kestrel]

i tried and i decided i wasn't gonna do allat

esp considering i might not even switch

[young timber]

yk what bear5 seal will be in my mod

[whole nova]

almost done with this godforsaken joker

[random chasm]

yeah something like piskel is good enough

[whole nova]

this has been hell

[young timber]

wowie

@buoyant kestrel whats your pronouns i need it for my mod

can be a joke if you want

[buoyant kestrel]

he/him

[young timber]

alr

[plush hound]

dont worry about it

[young timber]

i rly wouldnt care

plus seeing cool ideas for a "tangents 2™" would be nice

doesnt mean you should

bro

how'd i get so off topic with my scripting

i was gonna code flynn

and now im coding when she touch yo golden dingaling and bear5

[young timber]

excuse me what?

[whole nova]

i think i may have completed it

[desert mirage]

yay

[young timber]

yooo w

[plush hound]

lucky peak

[placid jetty]

guys..... I'm going to be so rich.....

this is after round 1 btw

overclock sucks though

[young timber]

bro istg i was stuck for hours last night tryna fix this 1 thing not working

heres the snippet that didnt work

j_tgnt_dingaling

wanna know why

[placid jetty]

I discarded two twos and it gave me $100 jesus christ

[young timber]

because it was meant to be

j_tngt_dingaling

one g misplacement

[indigo egret]

guys be serious, am i important to the balatro modding scene?

[buoyant kestrel]

no but you're cool

[young timber]

which mod is this is

[young timber]

i mean you're cool is that enough

[indigo egret]

understandable

[young timber]

and like you code cool things

[woven orchid]

I FORGOT TO RETURN TRUE

[buoyant kestrel]

jimbo

my favourite joker!

[young timber]

the average 😢

ooh

[whole nova]

fatal mistake

[indigo egret]

do any of you remember ROOTPAIN.wad???

tough read ngl😭

"Long live the UNBORN" wrap it up✌️✌️✌️

[placid jetty]

if anyone was wondering, I didn't find the hanafuda :(

[latent crescent]

return false

[viscid ruin]

Jimbo particle accelerator

[latent crescent]

Particle accelerator supposed to accelerate, not slow down

[balmy lily]

curse of eternal jimbo

have fun with +4 mult

[woven orchid]

this is fucked up

[brave kayak]

is there a good balatro discord rpc mod?

[balmy lily]

eternal cat printer

[viscid ruin]

This is Balatro, things are supposed to get fucked up when modding

[woven orchid]

i think i should nerf this joker

[dark flume]

anybody know what could be causing this crash with Hot Potato?

game worked fine for multiple antes. i think it might've been because of the joker that gives money at end of round based on cheques used?

i think that was the only new thing i bought

[buoyant kestrel]

holy big number

i'll look hold on

[dull field]

your wish is my command

[lost inlet]

don't use talisman

[dull field]

I call this one, “Rule 4”

[buoyant kestrel]

they've been working on talisman compat

[lost inlet]

oh

[buoyant kestrel]

this is probably one of the last bugs lmao

most is covered

[dark flume]

oh is it a really specific talisman thing?

or is it something else

[young timber]

kitty printer

[dull field]

I am incredibly surprised that JokerForge allows me to kill a player and then crash them out just for being on android or ios but I’ll take it.

[lost inlet]

if you see a crash with the error "attempt to compare number with table" it is usually a talisman crash

[woven orchid]

?????

why does jokerforge have a crash the game thing

what were they thinking

that will not be used for anything funny or actually good this is literally just pure unfettered ass on their part

[lost inlet]

error("gaster lmao")

[amber python]

I REACH NAN AND IM PRETTY SURE I GOT THE MOD THAT MAKES ITS SUPER HARD TO GET

[buoyant kestrel]

nan is not naneinf

you did not reach the limit

[woven orchid]

^

also holy vallkarri

[buoyant kestrel]

your score was just fucked

[ivory sinew]

2(+27)

[dull field]

I dont know but I sure am going to abuse the hell out of it to bully people who try and play my mod on the wrong platform

[woven orchid]

"on the wrong platform" 🥀

[dull field]

I personally find it funny and that’s good enough to add it into my mod

[ivory sinew]

HOW

[amber python]

bro look at this and tell me how does THAT not reach the [tarnation]ing limit

[woven orchid]

this is 0% to the talisman limit

[buoyant kestrel]

thats not that much lmfao

[woven orchid]

vallkarri itself reaches 0% to the talisman limit

[buoyant kestrel]

you don't even have multiple arrows

[dull field]

rule four, babyyyyy 😎

[woven orchid]

any number you can physically comprehend is 0% to the talisman limit

[buoyant kestrel]

if you reached the limit you would likely crash

from lack of memory

[woven orchid]

no

talisman is optimized

[alpine cosmos]

compresses you

[woven orchid]

you can reach it but you need a joker that literally sets your score to talisman infinity; otherwise you won't reach it due to its sheer scale

[amber python]

well my game did crash multiple times from the previous run

[buoyant kestrel]

that's just john modding jank

[dull field]

I made one of those today. Then I scrapped it after realizing what I’d done

[woven orchid]

is your mod good

all ive seen and heard just now is crashing the game on evil platform and instant win button

[dull field]

no. But all of the meme effects can be disabled en masse in the configs. Not even sure if I’ll include most of my ideas in the main release

[young timber]

could anyone help me with something in #💻・modding-dev , i explained it there

[dull field]

in my defense, I have discarded at least half of those ideas (and it was only instant win on plasma deck)

[woven orchid]

[dull field]

My lawyer has informed me that this was not a good defense

[granite forum]

playing sm64 like any sane person

[buoyant kestrel]

correct

you must kill the child

[granite forum]

both children

even the orphan

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[indigo egret]

oenrogofhrhesedaysyrillgetfeayurwsdinstaruddepace

one of these days i'll get featured in starspace*

[buoyant kestrel]

top ten words of all time

[indigo egret]

slight spelling mistake

[viscid ruin]

We need stresstesting

[fallow cedar]

How can I tell which mod is causing my balatro to crash?

[dull field]

if it helps your confidence, these are the types of ideas I get where I’m partially rested. When I’m fully sleep-deprived, my ideas are more in the range of “wait, why can’t double tags double themselves? I could code that in an afternoon!” or “what if I made a deck that starts with every combination of vanilla rank, suit, edition, enhancement, and seal? That would be interesting to play around” it would also be 17'000 starting decksize

[dull field]

by disabling them one at a time until it doesn’t

[fallow cedar]

okay thank you

[buoyant kestrel]

much more reasonable version of that latter deck: dynamically generating the cards on draw so there isn't 17000 cards at a time

though finding anything would be painful

[dull field]

you can also post the full crashlog here and we might or might not be able to help. Fixed 50/50 odds (no Oops synergy 😔)

[indigo egret]

wouldn't it be larger

[fallow cedar]

okay! I think Ill do that

[indigo egret]

I mean, Negative IS. a vanilla edition

[indigo egret]

Although it's unused

[dull field]

believe me, I’ve done the math. It’s 17'000 for EVERY vanilla combo including negative

[exotic belfry]

Do you have any disabled mods?

[fallow cedar]

nah I just got these

[amber python]

this MIGHT crash my game

[fallow cedar]

I did delete a mod from the list

idk if I have to delete everything that mentions the mod

[dull field]

it’s called The Freezer Deck for a reason mate and it has nothing to do with temperature

[exotic belfry]

I'm betting it's Fantom's Preview causing the problem

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[exotic belfry]

iirc there's a different preview mod that's preferrable nowadays

[fallow cedar]

damn 💔 I like it cause it the only calc mod I could find that doesn't always calc

[turbid wedge]

Hi Everyone here!

[buoyant kestrel]

-5 FPS every ante

[fallow cedar]

I like hitting the button

[turbid wedge]

I'm looking for the multyplayer mod

[buoyant kestrel]

as a side note its VERY easy to make the max fps be tied to a G.GAME variable

easiest patch of my life

[dull field]

I also briefly considered making The Industrial Freezer Deck which also included modded stuff.
In a brief, rare moment of lucidity, I discarded that idea

[dull field]

don’t tempt me.

[buoyant kestrel]

i shall tempt

take a bite

[fallow cedar]

it was 💔, im back to using dv preview

[dull field]

https://discord.com/invite/balatromp

[turbid wedge]

Thank you mate, will join that server, have a good night

[dull field]

G.GAME.current_chip_total fps is now set to the total round score and my game is hardlocked.

Look what you’ve done

[buoyant kestrel]

consumable that sacrifices FPS for a beyond-legendary joker

[dull field]

o/

[buoyant kestrel]

TrollSpin3D

[dull field]

I’m really not selling this whole “I do actually have good ideas and can be allowed to handle a Lua editior without supervision, trust” thing am I

[plush hound]

wrong paste

😭

[buoyant kestrel]

joker that doubles the amount of open windows at the end of round

[dull field]

crashes on MacOS and is automatically blocked on Linux any good Linux system

[buoyant kestrel]

joker that inserts a crash into a random mod at the end of round and gives X1 Mult for each time it does this

[dull field]

now that just seems cruel.
And this is coming from the guy whose mod crashes on launch if it detects that the Jimbo’s Big Naturals resource pack is installed

[buoyant kestrel]

its incredible scaling

but you have to reinstall after

if you have 20 mods go die ig

[dull field]

I have 46

[buoyant kestrel]

suffer i suppose

[dull field]

oh I do. Believe you me, I suffer. Between Aiko, PTA, and TOGA I get about 6fps even whe the game has decided not to shit itself and just randomly crash

[past lava]

what are you playing??

[dull field]

it’s like if Ortalab was evil and fucked up and actually opposite day everything

[past lava]

so like
ortaorta

[dark flume]

evil ortalab

we could call that balatro

[alpine cosmos]

mod that im working on!!!

[main path]

laborta

[whole nova]

what the hell is happening

this is fucking awesome

[alpine cosmos]

hehehehe

thank you!!

im making an entire reverse balatro mod thats like, from the blind's side

[whole nova]

how do you even begin implementing something like that lmao

[main path]

yeah no this is just balatro^-1

[alpine cosmos]

calling it blindside because so many people get blindsided by seeing it

[dull field]

it’s like Slay the Spire: Downfall where you get to be the bad guy

[alpine cosmos]

a lot of pain

YEAHHH

thats my primary inspiration actually

[past lava]

i like the greedy joker sounds

or
greedy joker blind sounds

[alpine cosmos]

hehehe yeah!!
quite proud of that effect

[whole nova]

just curious, how are hands accommodated without ranks or suits? are blinds just extended card objects as well?

[alpine cosmos]

they are, essentially just enhancements

the hands are custom made versions of the originals

[whole nova]

that's sick

[alpine cosmos]

based on blind colors and blind symbols

[whole nova]

oh so symbols and colors can be different?

[alpine cosmos]

kinda!

blinds can have multiple colors but only one symbol

[whole nova]

genuinely a super intriguing variation on the base game

you should make a thread sometime

[alpine cosmos]

thank you!!

i will once i have more set up

cause i wanna keep this on the down low for a bit longer

ready for playtest yk

[buoyant kestrel]

right now i'm making chesslatro

which is different enough that its closer to a fangame than a mod lmao

i'm coding it from scratch

[alpine cosmos]

ive always like wanted a balatro mod that just messes up the game completely and changes the dynamics
so i decided to finally make it myself

[indigo egret]

i know i'm like one decillion years late but like better later than never

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm too tired to feel emotion

other than a vague sense of excitement that one time

[frigid mica]

Shadow Milk Cookie… is one Jolly Joker

[indigo egret]

yo i found ancient debris we can make netherite now

[frail aspen]

what is THAT

[indigo egret]

ancient debris ofcourse

[glad solstice]

ancient debris duh

[indigo egret]

the thing you make netherite with

[young timber]

what the fuck?

[indigo egret]

i found ancient debris bro

[young timber]

ohhh

but the xray?

[deft ore]

no you cant thats two pieces

[young timber]

when she bala on my tro until i tangent

[worn rain]

ok this has evolved into something so badass i love it

[frail aspen]

Yeah...yeah.......

[alpine cosmos]

YEAHHHH

[honest zephyr]

can't be happy about jimbo's transition? smh /j

[modest bough]

anyone know how to make jokers produce the +1 Tarot message? I can't seem to get anything to work

[indigo egret]

so there's a joker in my mod that spawns jokers from the female pool and i was watching someone else play my mod and i was confused seeing as to why did it summon Egg

turns out i just forgot i made it part of the pool

[drowsy parrot]

@woven orchid tf you mean tredecim has a tauic variant

[woven orchid]

jolly joker has a tauic variant

info queues expand out

tredecim mentions jolly joker and jolly joker has a tauic variant

[drowsy parrot]

ah

you should probably get that checked tho cuz that got me

[woven orchid]

what

that is intentionally how info queues work

[foggy sorrel]

Balarto

[woven orchid]

its a bit unclear in this situation but utlimately that is how the ookie umbles

[drowsy parrot]

no but i mean the fact that the info ueue appears even if other jokers like thas click ait

[woven orchid]

yes

[foggy sorrel]

Hello woman!

[woven orchid]

thats just how info queues work

unclear yes

but it would be decent effort for a hyperminor qol thing

[drowsy parrot]

ight vra

[buoyant kestrel]

theres a thing you can check to see if its the "main ui"

frankly i don't remember what it is but its obvious enough after you look at it i think

actually hold on i can check

if desc_nodes == full_UI_table.main and not full_UI_table.name then

these variables may be named something else or be inaccessible depending on how you injected the info_queue but

[woven orchid]

oh sick

i love people doing the effort for me

[buoyant kestrel]

i didn't

i had already done something like this

balatrue

[foggy sorrel]

Chat I want to engage in conversation but know jack about modding

[young timber]

wawa

[foggy sorrel]

Wawa

[young timber]

just like learn modding ig

[buoyant kestrel]

wawawa

[drowsy parrot]

this is modding chat say whatever you want nobody will care

[foggy sorrel]

Uhhhh…

Trans rights!

Ifj

Idk

[drowsy parrot]

look at my mincerafts

[buoyant kestrel]

posting chess pieces again bc why not

[drowsy parrot]

you will see it right now i think

[foggy sorrel]

Ooh

Art

[young timber]

proof of this

[foggy sorrel]

This includes art

[young timber]

w chess epeiece

[foggy sorrel]

I’m arting

[drowsy parrot]

oh no thats just him

hes special

[foggy sorrel]

I’m arting balatro cards

[drowsy parrot]

we kinda need to put him down

[foggy sorrel]

I think

[drowsy parrot]

@plush hound get the fuck over here

[young timber]

well yea we was joking of his height, then he said that

avg nxkoo

[foggy sorrel]

Chat what are the joker card proportions

[buoyant kestrel]

nxkoo the freak

[foggy sorrel]

Help a woman out here

[foggy sorrel]

Thanks

[buoyant kestrel]

hold on let me send you the entirety of all of the joker sprites in balatro as a reference

💀

[foggy sorrel]

Hell nah

[drowsy parrot]

do it one by one

[modest bough]

this was what worked if anyone needs it :)

[buoyant kestrel]

too lazy

[drowsy parrot]

cut up the spritesheet and do it one by one

[drowsy parrot]

omg ofc u r

[foggy sorrel]

Holy lingo

r u fr rn dawg, ts’s so bs

[foggy sorrel]

Mrrrrp!

[strong obsidian]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xzGC3jONxVg?si=4vTvbfwJfrQ-ldGX

[indigo egret]

astro you ate my birth certificate

you know how hard it is to be born again???

[buoyant kestrel]

the birth certificate is only for refunds

exactly

not a big deal but you can't load the savestate

[young timber]

mmrrii

[honest zephyr]

honestly. i think the pillar should not have a minimum ante of 1

[honest zephyr]

how do we feel about minimum ante of 4

[buoyant kestrel]

the pillar should only be able to appear every two rounds troll~2

[indigo egret]

Is this peak for a beyond-legendary joker?

Smeared Flynn

All suits count as eachother

Seems too weak

I probably should make it so it automatically disables Goad/Head/Window/Club

[buoyant kestrel]

mmm

pattern recognition

but from where...

[indigo egret]

Smeared Jonkler?

[buoyant kestrel]

no there was a legendary that did allat

including secretly disabling the bosses

(modded ofc)

[ripe marsh]

Balala the chess update?

[buoyant kestrel]

balala fangame more like

[indigo egret]

I'm thinking of fully reworking "Flynn?"

[buoyant kestrel]

ugh i want to do stuff but severe brainfog plagues me

[ivory sinew]

It's not a won run yet!

I can't believe you got Soy Milk.

I got a Joker like that

... No

[indigo egret]

Gambleflynn

When a lucky card is triggered, this joker gains +50 chips and creates a Lucky, Negative, Red Seal, Ace card

[ivory sinew]

Boo womp.

[buoyant kestrel]

okay so we got blindside right

[random chasm]

you probably need wild ranks for a smeared-type joker to be strong enough to be legendary

[buoyant kestrel]

what if we scrambled it again

like swapswap balatro

[indigo egret]

I mean, Flynnsane jokers (beyond legendary) are kinda easier to obtain than Legendaries but have the drawback of spawning EVIL jokers

I think Smeared Flynn wouldn't be that good (you're screwed if Unfunny Overused Joke is spawned as part of the 2 evil jokers)

[random chasm]

definitely not if it has a downside

[forest knoll]

quantum ranks...

[indigo egret]

-$25 if played hand contains a Spades (joker was made before i met you so this isn't me making fun of you)

[buoyant kestrel]

J-side 💀

[indigo egret]

and since every card contains Spades... well...

most of the evil jokers in Flynnsanity are things i hate

[random chasm]

that's one insane monte haul

except this is inconvenient

[buoyant kestrel]

pair contains three of a kind trust

[random chasm]

deserved

[buoyant kestrel]

💀

flush house is the worst hand because i have forgotten it existed about 20 times now

[random chasm]

i guess the sell value gives a reason for me to use this

[indigo egret]

21 Voll and Eric are based on people i hate
Unfunny Overused Joke is based on a joke i hate ("ok amd")
Five Hundred Tags is based on my never ending hatred for Standard Tag
Immersion is based on my hatred for the Gimmiko ojama with the same name

brilliant idea

[buoyant kestrel]

vagabond

you can build around it but the playstyle is something i try to avoid

so i just don't

mostly because i like interest lmao

[honest zephyr]

hello?

[indigo egret]

Although 21 Voll and Eric work like boss blinds already

Eric gives -491 chips when a 4, a 9, or an Ace is scored

21 Voll instantly kills you if there's a scoring 2 or an Ace

[buoyant kestrel]

this is also true
i forgot about it so hard i didn't think of it

[random chasm]

pot's best use is as a scuffed order

[honest zephyr]

okay time to make a lua file that has a bunch of take ownership

[buoyant kestrel]

has anyone built around flush house

like ever

[random chasm]

it's a decent pivot if you're running a flush build

mainly because it has actual scaling

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[random chasm]

and then full house is just sad

[honest zephyr]

me making balance changes like "the pillar has a minimum ante of 4" and "8 ball is now 1 in 3 chance"

[buoyant kestrel]

its not a pivot because i WILL NOT remember it exists often enough for a pivot to happen 💀

flushes are really easy to hammer out yeah

[random chasm]

blue stake makes it so they need too much work for a hand that has 1 more mult scaling than pairs

[rain orbit]

Day 283983948340833408 of waiting for a mod dev to take requests

[random chasm]

fair

i doubt most people here care about optimising

[buoyant kestrel]

with some of these mods optimizing will cost a 12 hour wait

Calculating...

do NOT make a joker built around retriggers

[rain orbit]

[buoyant kestrel]

just don't do it

[honest zephyr]

alright how do i format take ownership

[buoyant kestrel]

not unless its max of like 15

[random chasm]

optimising cryptid

okay the 3oak build is going surprisingly well

[buoyant kestrel]

ong just use value manip

[rain orbit]

Half jokering

[forest knoll]

cooking more ideas for my Ranked Seals mod
Blue Fairy (Uncommon): Ranked Seals give +Mult equal to the value of the seal's Rank when scored. Variable Seals borrow the playing card's actual Rank
(reference is the blue fairy from disney's pinocchio. might change but the effect is there)

[random chasm]

3 square joker

[plush hound]

??????????????

[forest knoll]

helo

[indigo egret]

@plush hound idk you can stay here if you want

[forest knoll]

hi nxkoo

[indigo egret]

has anybody here even played Flynnsanity

[random chasm]

mixed signals

[indigo egret]

i mean

flynnsanity has blue

[feral prawn]

Imn

[indigo egret]

flynnsanity has cats

flynnsanity has machines i think

so you could say it has all the ingredients to make Astro

[rain orbit]

Does flynnsanity have airhead tho

[wanton lintel]

astro by proxy

[random chasm]

god dammit

[indigo egret]

next update trust

[honest zephyr]

i lowkey forgot how to format take ownership :3

[rain orbit]

[winged nebula]

you've been high carded

[forest knoll]

something something it's on the smods "API documentation" wiki page

[random chasm]

what 2 antes without hanged man does to a build that isn't pairs on blue stake

[honest zephyr]

oh okay

[winged nebula]

wait no there is a pair in there

[storm solar]

mama mia

[winged nebula]

oh im blind

a whole TWO pairs

[indigo egret]

yk i'm lowk tired of being the blue among us dog

[rain orbit]

Red among us dog

[honest zephyr]

Dude... Fuck, Yes.

[rain orbit]

What

[forest knoll]

someone should suppress me
i mean uh

[feral prawn]

I am d& dam,n tired

[rain orbit]

[random chasm]

maybe in the literal sense

[indigo egret]

metamorphosis

[feral prawn]

ITS THUNDERING SO HARD RN

HOPE IT DOESN'T FLOOD

[indigo egret]

no

[feral prawn]

a

[forest knoll]

is that a homestuck

[indigo egret]

it's a drawing of my sona i made in class

[forest knoll]

i'm sorry if i knew it was your sona i would not have asked that

[indigo egret]

I was bored and honestly tired so i made this drawing

With a pen and NO way to erase it

[random chasm]

who is stuckhome

[honest zephyr]

nah i get itWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT WHO SAID THAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT????????

[random chasm]

and why is a syndrome named after him

[rain orbit]

Who is residencebound

[feral prawn]

Oople

[wanton lintel]

me and my friends are doing a custom mtg commander battle and my pal psiicho is gonna play rengoku

[feral prawn]

I get i?

[random chasm]

i could use this as a scuffed acrobat

[indigo egret]

He's a fly so i guess that makes sense

my sona was made before i decided my new name

[rain orbit]

Why is burntn't joker there

[indigo egret]

the fly in flynn is because i'm a fly

[random chasm]

• 20 mult is hands are less than or equal to discards

it's like half joker where it's a thing for earlygame

also this sucks

[rain orbit]

The fish

[feral prawn]

VERVREVA DFBADAAAAVVAVAVVAAVAVVAVAV

[rain orbit]

Should've been the ground

Smh

[honest zephyr]

my halloween costume is siffrin isat

[random chasm]

i literally had the straight drawn

[random chasm]

wh

[forest knoll]

anywayyyyy
Tac (Rare): Destroy the first scored card of the round, and apply the card's rank as a Seal to the rest of the played cards in that hand

[random chasm]

does this sound like enough value for the rental to be takeable

[indigo egret]

we should normalize dunking on @earnest eagle more

sick freak

[dark flume]

purple joker is goated

[honest zephyr]

wait. they're a fellow he/they.

go easy on him

[random chasm]

yeah it's pretty useful

[honest zephyr]

anyway does this seem right

[forest knoll]

(this is a reference to Tac from kirby)

[indigo egret]

he posted freakegraphy in the crypt we can't let him go

[forest knoll]

i think so, yes

[indigo egret]

and was weird towards Cass too

[random chasm]

guess i don't need to worry about the rental anymore

[rain orbit]

I identify as jack frost
My pronouns are hee/ho

[random chasm]

he who?

[rain orbit]

(Megaten reference)

[buoyant kestrel]

a joker

[random chasm]

he is balatro

[rain orbit]

I am balatro balatrez
My pronouns are balatro/balatrez

[random chasm]

finally

i get to use this thing

[feral prawn]

Why are you being blessed with holy econ

[wanton lintel]

the sacrifice of the rental

[random chasm]

william afton joker

[honest zephyr]

alright i'm gonna make 8 ball's chance 1 in 3 instead of 1 in 4

[wanton lintel]

taking rental automatically ensures good econ

[wanton lintel]

emoji_28~2

[random chasm]

i had decent enough economy to be able to take the rental

[rain orbit]

1 in 2 or else it will never appear

[honest zephyr]

thing is. erm. how do i do that
i'm stupid dumb enby

[buoyant kestrel]

1 in 1

[rain orbit]

2 in 1

[feral prawn]

Yank from vremade and change it to 13/3

[keen knoll]

what

[azure dagger]

HEE-HO!

[feral prawn]

What is a vanity

[azure dagger]

"They say my hunger's a problem"

[feral prawn]

?

[rain orbit]

This is all I would hear if I lived in sapporo

[wanton lintel]

^q^

[indigo egret]

watching people play your mod is both top 10 and bottom 10 experiences oat

[azure dagger]

-# Look up Butcher Vanity

[main path]

idea from my ideas doc lol

[rain orbit]

[feral prawn]

Ok

[keen knoll]

hi

[forest knoll]

listen to butcher vanity by vane lily
(minor gore/cannibalism warning)

[wanton lintel]

god i love placeholder art

[feral prawn]

Wha- why

[indigo egret]

my friend spoke purely in Spanish so i had to manually explain the jokrrkkrkeers to him

[forest knoll]

that's the subject of the song :)

[keen knoll]

hi

[feral prawn]

Oh

I love arson

[indigo egret]

he took Nikola on his first run and died

[keen knoll]

hihi

[wanton lintel]

yi xi eats people in a sexually non-sexual way

[indigo egret]

This is before Nikola got buffed

so it wasn't a worse Lenam in every way possible

[keen knoll]

hiii

[rain orbit]

This is enough to get fangirls

[wanton lintel]

true

[indigo egret]

hello vro

[feral prawn]

Is it bad i cannot understand the main point of the

Song

[buoyant kestrel]

its literally just eating people but they're weird about it

[rain orbit]

Balatrue

[keen knoll]

hi

[honest zephyr]

this seems right.

[keen knoll]

1 in 8

[forest knoll]

i think this would unfortunately override the whole extra table, so you need to include the stuff you aren't changing too

[wanton lintel]

1 in 1e308

[honest zephyr]

he-hell nah

[forest knoll]

also you should check the actual vanilla code and not vremade because it might not use an extra table at all

[honest zephyr]

oh shit you right

[indigo egret]

one time i had a dream we started shortening mod names is dumb ways

[forest knoll]

cry

[indigo egret]

"the crypt" "the post" "the sanity"

[keen knoll]

the flame

[buoyant kestrel]

represents the sin of gluttony and to a lesser extent lust

[wanton lintel]

this is just modtags but funnier

[wanton lintel]

the hell (good luck :3)

[indigo egret]

"the crypt"
"son😭😭😭😭 you don't know jolly joker like that😭😭😭"

[keen knoll]

my mod is called neonflame you should play it

[indigo egret]

the hole

[keen knoll]

hey have you seen my copy of 17 again

[buoyant kestrel]

the uhh

hold on

[indigo egret]

I might play neonflame tomorrow

[rain orbit]

My blind is called the flame

[keen knoll]

yay

[buoyant kestrel]

i only have one word

[forest knoll]

the roll
the stone

[buoyant kestrel]

the tow

[indigo egret]

the fluff

[buoyant kestrel]

the err

[keen knoll]

tau

[feral prawn]

The chimney?

[wanton lintel]

bro

[forest knoll]

the 'back

[keen knoll]

actually taupi would be a cool name

[random chasm]

if it's a boss blind then why is it the eye

[keen knoll]

(or 3pi)

[forest knoll]

blind people still have eyes
sometimes at least

[random chasm]

true

[indigo egret]

the yahi

[random chasm]

mythical pull

[keen knoll]

no thats an uncommon

[forest knoll]

tau is 3 letters away from pi in the greek alphabet, so clearly 3pi is 3 more letters away and should be chi

[rain orbit]

Sigma

[random chasm]

the foil increases joker rarity

that's how it works right

[keen knoll]

then its a rare

[forest knoll]

i will put you in my virtual reality machine that harvests your body heat to power all the electronic devices in my home

[random chasm]

failing a run into getting a winning setup in ante 1

[buoyant kestrel]

pi? tau? nah, i like ς

3pi

[forest knoll]

your experience will be indistinguishable from real life on the inside but it will never truly be real

[rain orbit]

Lowercase omega

[forest knoll]

in fact it's already been done :)

enjoy your simulated life

[rain orbit]

No wonder my cell data is actual dogwater

[honest zephyr]

damn i'm blind

[feral prawn]

Anyone here know what terratech is

[honest zephyr]

i actually cannot find it 😭

[woven orchid]

what

can you do this to me

[random chasm]

the minecraft modpack

[rain orbit]

I believe it might be a thing

[woven orchid]

except the simulated world is like 20% better

than real life

[feral prawn]

No the fucking steam game

[woven orchid]

actually i'd take 5%

[feral prawn]

From 8 years ago

[forest knoll]

nah it's not your fault, it's not actually organized nearly as well as smods is
it's uhhh probably somewhere in card.lua?

[buoyant kestrel]

what's your ability

[rain orbit]

Small blind

[ivory sinew]

Guys lisen to my song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdN1afVf2BE

[honest zephyr]

i eat your cards

[woven orchid]

honestly i would also take 1.25%

[ivory sinew]

:>

[honest zephyr]

nom nom nom.

[keen knoll]

halves brain cells for each hand played?

[feral prawn]

I got -13 blind size

[wanton lintel]

oh yeah uhh this is the token for you mtg nerds

[forest knoll]

sure :3 i will give you cat ears and the body that matches your true gender

[wanton lintel]

+3

[rain orbit]

Persona 5 reference

[woven orchid]

thats like 65% better but that works for me

[buoyant kestrel]

the forbidden folder

[random chasm]

oh i mixed those up

[buoyant kestrel]

6 and 7

i will kill myself

[daring sluice]

can you put me in a simulation where everything is the same but i can meow better

[indigo egret]

Real Flynnsanity screenshot btw

[keen knoll]

get a mp3 player

[feral prawn]

Can you put me in one where i don't have mental issues and physical issues

[daring sluice]

this will not make me meow better

anyways i fw y'all too much to be in a simulation without you people

[daring sluice]

would be LAME

[keen knoll]

:D thanks i think

[indigo egret]

if you have played Flynnsanity you would 100% skipped this pack

[daring sluice]

ofc ofc :3

[indigo egret]

except MAYBE Sprue because of the voucher slot

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm assuming you're still connected to the normal internet its just the irl experience isn't real

[random chasm]

i'm betting trib

[keen knoll]

the error pack

[feral prawn]

You said same everytginf so we would still be there

[daring sluice]

fair

[honest zephyr]

okay good news: i found it

[daring sluice]

grue

[random chasm]

this run is boring

demonic combo

[feral prawn]

No chicots

[woven orchid]

my fit right now is undeniable

you can't deny that it's there

[keen knoll]

alas, poor yorik

[honest zephyr]

bad news: it's like ancient egyptian hieroglyphics to me

[honest zephyr]

he held his head high through it all...

[feral prawn]

But i can get memory loss and deny it

[indigo egret]

-1 ante -1 hand ah😭

[woven orchid]

no

you have to see it to believe it

and if youre seeing it

you can't deny it

[feral prawn]

Believe what

[indigo egret]

🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

[woven orchid]

thinking.....

[nocturne moon]

I need help with Hot Potato if anyone knows stuff about that

[honest zephyr]

me when the evil self.ability.extra

[keen knoll]

dont bother

[woven orchid]

best to ask in #1397989781178155009

[nocturne moon]

Thx

[keen knoll]

number go up reference??

[random chasm]

i have a lot of 4oak levels so limiting myself to 2 hands is actually more than worth it for this

[buoyant kestrel]

just thought about cryptid's seed again and how it is the lamest probability manip ever

[keen knoll]

cryptid seed

[woven orchid]

tbh i want to add a seed-like consumable to valk except its just

probability is fixed to 1 in 3

[keen knoll]

now that would be cool

[feral prawn]

All probability are now 1/1074

[keen knoll]

slightly worse if it happens to be a 1 in 2

[woven orchid]

Great!

[keen knoll]

how would it interact with dice tjo

[woven orchid]

exactly

[feral prawn]

I want someone to like :(

[woven orchid]

fixed probability modifiers always run after dice-likes

[daring sluice]

im so meow

[feral prawn]

Oh wait i do i forgot

[woven orchid]

so itd stay 1 in 3

[buoyant kestrel]

all probability denoms are halved then

wait a minute...

[honest zephyr]

Arbitrary Code Execution
Randomizes the numerator and denominator of the selected card's probability

[keen knoll]

yk what would be REALLY funny tho

uhh

[woven orchid]

i was about to say exactly what i said last night but i think i shouldnt

[daring sluice]

balling

[daring sluice]

what might that be

[keen knoll]

1 in 2 chance to trigger all probabilities
otherwise, dont trigger

[woven orchid]

guess

[keen knoll]

so like if it happens to have a secondary effect

[daring sluice]

ohh that

[honest zephyr]

yeah i cannot understand this shit

[random chasm]

car

[buoyant kestrel]

just set extra = whatever

it tech doesn't have to be a table

❤️

[keen knoll]

so like lucky cards are a coinflip if they even score

[forest knoll]

every probability is 50/50 because it either succeeds or it fails :clueless:

[honest zephyr]

WAIT REALLY???

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah

so extra = 3 ig

[honest zephyr]

I'M SAVED 🙏

[keen knoll]

mr bones:

[honest zephyr]

what's the vanilla key of 8 ball btw

[woven orchid]

j_eightulous_ballous

[buoyant kestrel]

j_8_ball

[woven orchid]

^

[buoyant kestrel]

choose wisely

[wanton lintel]

he will throw bricks at you

[keen knoll]

is vigilane good

wait how does it have half a health

[buoyant kestrel]

its just a guy

[wanton lintel]

it means it doesnt tap when attacking

[keen knoll]

tap?

[keen knoll]

then just make it 1 hp i guess

[wanton lintel]

turn and become unuseable for a bit n shit

[keen knoll]

oh

[wanton lintel]

this is funnier

he is so weak a light gust of wind could execute him but he has brick

[keen knoll]

iiiis this worth being legendary lol

[wanton lintel]

legendary just means you cannot have more than one in play

no his name is guy with brick it says is on the card

hold on

[buoyant kestrel]

Guy W. Brick

nice name

[keen knoll]

i mean sappy cannonically has uhhhh 4 hp 0 def 2 attack i think

-# abomihony

[buoyant kestrel]

storyspin balatro

underfell: ortalab
underswap: blindside

what else

[keen knoll]

blindsided by a car

asgor-

[wanton lintel]

yeah 15 can kill literally most any creature in one hit (and 3/4 of the players health

[keen knoll]

wait you can kill players?

[wanton lintel]

thats what he does

[buoyant kestrel]

HELP i'M GONNA DIE

[wanton lintel]

yeah thats how you win

[buoyant kestrel]

brick

[wanton lintel]

died of brick poisoning

[keen knoll]

wow do you need necromancy to play this

[wanton lintel]

yes there are very many necromancy cards

[buoyant kestrel]

we need swapswap balatro

[keen knoll]

huh... who knew a card game was the secret to immortality

[keen knoll]

thats just balatro

[indigo egret]

remember that one time in Modding Chat: The Sitcom where Astro said he was going to sing the song of his people and started to play a heavily bitcrushed version of this
https://youtu.be/TSzp6-SV5FI

[keen knoll]

inscryption leshy

[buoyant kestrel]

swapswap is an undertale au where everything is slightly different

thats the bit

[woven orchid]

mjjmmmmm hi guys

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah this

and swapped balala is blindside

so swap that

[indigo egret]

then what is swapfell??

[keen knoll]

wouldnt it be ortalab

[buoyant kestrel]

ortalab is underfell

[indigo egret]

So you play with jokers?

[buoyant kestrel]

✅

[indigo egret]

like, instead of playing cards you js play jokers?

[keen knoll]

joker playing card

[buoyant kestrel]

what would joker hands be lmao

[indigo egret]

what is swapfell though

[buoyant kestrel]

some combination of ortalab and blindside

cryptposting

[indigo egret]

only jimbo

[buoyant kestrel]

Edisdnilb

[indigo egret]

jimbo killed everyone inorder to become powerful enough to beat Violet Vessel

[buoyant kestrel]

ortalab blindside

[wanton lintel]

now to make astro a card

[buoyant kestrel]

okay but what about swapswapswap :trol:

[wanton lintel]

for astro with brick

[indigo egret]

burnt joker is a zombie?

[forest knoll]

burnt joker is an amalgamate

[indigo egret]

hold on how many undertale AUs are there

[buoyant kestrel]

infinite

i have made three

[keen knoll]

no they dissolve into dust

genocide joker that scales off of sold jokers?

just stabbing a card

[buoyant kestrel]

storyspin balatro where you battle against stakes, play hands with planet cards, and buy blinds to power up your hands

[random chasm]

the

[buoyant kestrel]

blinds => stakes
playing cards => planet cards
jokers => blinds

so

stakes => blinds
planet cards => playing cards
blinds => jokers

hmm

swapswaprevertswap balatro

would be peak

https://soundcloud.com/swapswaprevertswap

type shit

[indigo egret]

then what is the Undertale 2: Revenge of the Robots in the balala au scene

is it just Spookybalala.exe

[buoyant kestrel]

swapswaprevertswap balatro would be a commentary on jokerforge and balatro interpretations in general

[chilly pine]

https://files.catbox.moe/iai5sk.mp4

[whole nova]

why is your debugplus insane

[chilly pine]

its dpp

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1372508275794513962

just noticed nof dix's animation breaks in lab might have to use something else than smods find card

[frigid mica]

JokerMeld…

[foggy sorrel]

:3

[chilly pine]

okay directly modifying the pos in p centers does nothing

[honest zephyr]

scientists estimate that almost 100% of gay people are homosexuals

chisk or frara

[buoyant kestrel]

chris

[chilly pine]

family guy

[honest zephyr]

uh... hm.

wouldn't it be funny if

[indigo egret]

Tudo

EVIL joker
Multiplies boss blind score requirement by half of current Ante

Self-destructs once 10 booster packs are skipped

9 million violet vessel

[honest zephyr]

you know what... i'll take some community feedback for the rest
what jokers do YOU guys think are ass

this is a safe space

[buoyant kestrel]

seance

inherently

don't think you could fix it

[honest zephyr]

yeah....

[buoyant kestrel]

generates a legendary joker :trol:

campfire is ass sort of

you can build for it but like

rare seems a bit much imo

[honest zephyr]

take ownership just to change rarity :3

[buoyant kestrel]

real

or just do a cryptid eternal flame

[honest zephyr]

i lowkey don't think there is a possible fix for this honestly

[buoyant kestrel]

related

i have made an underswap

amazing

[forest knoll]

me on my way to take ownership of clearance sale and liquidation in starspace to have no visible effect because they mess with the implementation of a custom joker (tbh i should just redo that joker to use a different value than the same variable clearance sale/liquidation sets)

[buoyant kestrel]

we got some insane swaps over here

[honest zephyr]

okay wait. idea.

[main path]

new dynatext effect

[honest zephyr]

it doesn't reset when the boss blind is defeated
but the xmult gain is lowered

maybe like. x0.05? x0.1?

[drowsy parrot]

imfinity

[sleek granite]

how does that count suitless/rankless

[drowsy parrot]

imterferemce

[honest zephyr]

either i'm on some real shit or i'm fucking stupid

[whole nova]

it doesn't lol

i mean i could but would be annoying

[sleek granite]

fair

[buoyant kestrel]

also i made beating pacifist required to beat genocide because sans traps you in cutscene hell and you get the postcard (punchcard) from beating pacifist

[whole nova]

yeah there's no combo to be made

[sleek granite]

aikoshen pure cards

[honest zephyr]

so i'm genius!!!!!

[forest knoll]

the various enhancements that count as their own unique suit/rank pair instead of suitless/rankless (ceramic from entropy/abstract from cryptid)

[whole nova]

ok maybe i should consider that

[forest knoll]

there's a non-zero chance that it'll just work out of the box tbh

[whole nova]

i went the easiest possible route and just copied card.base.name

[forest knoll]

nvm then

[whole nova]

def not with base.name lol

[buoyant kestrel]

its me
curby dox

[whole nova]

i wonder how i should do it to account for that

[honest zephyr]

oh this. this might be a bit to change.

[whole nova]

rn it literally just checks that the card counts as having both a rank and a suit, then checks that its table doesn't contain the card's base name. if it doesn't, it scales and adds the name to its table

simple as

[buoyant kestrel]

more stuff about sans in genocide

basically fucking with you the whole time

and your vessel gets ragebaited into choking them out

[honest zephyr]

i need to change the xmult gain and get rid of the resetting part of the calculations

[whole nova]

what is being planned

[main path]

goddamn SMODS.DynaTextEffect is goated as hell

[sleek granite]

aikoyori is goated as hell

[indigo egret]

chris pratt??

[honest zephyr]

this probably needs to change so much omfg 😭

[indigo egret]

hold on rapidito

I had this dumb idea

i make a Google document, y'all hop on and we try to make a few jokers all at the same time

[buoyant kestrel]

the idea of papyrus having to hit the punchcard timing every time is funny

[whole nova]

are you guys planning an entire deltarune fangame

[buoyant kestrel]

spamton but bro only fell off slightly

good timeline ig

[honest zephyr]

do you guys know where i should even begin with this

[pale breach]

I'm trying to run mayhem and am getting a really weird error and I think I can see what's causing the error but not what's causing the cause if that makes sense. For some reason it's doing the slashes in my filesystem addresses weird. self = table: 0x3c80c1f0 {full_path:C:\Users\Evena\AppData\Roaming\Balatro\Mods/mayhem/assets/1x/spectral.png, mod:table: 0x3c2f

[buoyant kestrel]

runespin

INFINITY
STARSPACE

(as opposed to)

[whole nova]

the slashes are probably not an issue

[buoyant kestrel]

🔥

[whole nova]

those are interpreted the same as far as i know

something with the mod assets is messed up

[honest zephyr]

because campfire has two variables
total xmult and the xmult gain

so i might need to do the config extra table.

[indigo egret]

what if we all wrote a story in a google document

the most chaotic shit of all time

[buoyant kestrel]

also unrelated to that last au but is yet another take on underswap:

mike flowey swap

[pale breach]

In that case should I just put in the traceback as a file?

[whole nova]

seems pretty easy just reference the base code and do your changes

[sleek granite]

balatro story mode

[whole nova]

sure

but the mayhem thread will help best

[pale breach]

ah, ty.

[buoyant kestrel]

FREEDOM is calling!

[indigo egret]

please behave correctly or else i'll use Ceremonial Dagger on you
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wauR1MZJ8AVGfumLsmFh8ktbgknPUgZp95IZpZs2MU0/edit

[frigid mica]

My gem oc is in the mod :D

[honest zephyr]

slight problem. compared to smods, the base code is ancient hieroglyphics

[frigid mica]

Odd Todd, Even Steven, and Numba’ Penumbra

[whole nova]

smods also looks very easy

smods just does everything in one file and lists by joker per context

literally just take the vanillaremade version

[buoyant kestrel]

Underswap au three that takes place after a forced reset in a genocide timeline:

[chilly pine]

apparantly it does

[whole nova]

vanilla code that scales campfire

[chilly pine]

🤷

[whole nova]

vanilla code that resets campfire

[chilly pine]

idk why my first implementation didnt work

[whole nova]

and it just automatically returns its xmult

it's super easy

[buoyant kestrel]

though this is only underswap in a very loose sense lmao

[frigid mica]

I wanna ask everyone who’s played or knows the ins and outs of hot potato

[honest zephyr]

no see i'm trying to like. take ownership of campfire and have it not reset upon boss blind defeat

[sleek granite]

vanilla code that eats

[honest zephyr]

and have the xmult gain be lower

[whole nova]

yeah literally just overwrite its calculation code

change a variable

[frigid mica]

The next time I get to ask a mod dev

Who do I ask?

[whole nova]

overwrite its calculation code with the vanillaremade version

[frigid mica]

Who’s got the best rewards

[whole nova]

but without the resetting

and slightly change the variable

[buoyant kestrel]

something not unlike undertale

[chilly pine]

okay i should update the thing to take dt instead of frame cycles actually

[frigid mica]

What even is “Not unlike”

[buoyant kestrel]

making the title more wordy to sound more indirect and unsure of itself

[frigid mica]

I don’t know why I wanna post this.

[frigid mica]

So it’s a game with a lack of identity