⚙・modding-general

[hard plank]

guys please don't do this

[worn dagger]

What the fuck

[buoyant kestrel]

Update Readme.md

[frigid mica]

You can spawn a dream or fantasy card

[worn dagger]

md? Medical department?

[frigid mica]

Unlike the soul card which doesn’t have the ability to be selected

[worn dagger]

House md

[buoyant kestrel]

House Mark Down

[frigid mica]

This makes my jokers even more broken

[plush hound]

if pangea can say it

so can i

[light blaze]

how far will i get guys

[hard plank]

oh fuck off

[plush hound]

he spammed that words in my dms aiko 😭

i HAVE the privileges

[frigid mica]

I should also change Rainbow Dash so that all played AND held in hand cards turn polychrome in the very first hand.

[wanton lintel]

numbers ! !! ! !! ! !

[sweet bramble]

+524288 Mult

[frigid mica]

You can tell I support gay people

Or maybe

What if

[buoyant kestrel]

time to steal patch code from cryptid because if you didn't want it to be stolen you should have included it in Cryptlib

[crimson rain]

is this anything

[crimson rain]

-# the blind payout being half a normal finisher is intentional

[frigid mica]

What if Rainbow dash gains a retrigger (max of 20) for every time a polychrome card is played in a hand?

[buoyant kestrel]

slowly becoming spamton

[bold mica]

https://github.com/MatFon73/BalatroEditor.git

I uploaded the first version of the Balatro profile and meta editor to GitHub. If you want to take a look, feel free to give it a star if you’d like :v

[crimson rain]

oh it means your entire discard pile

therfore

the cards you score too

[frigid mica]

Spamstro

[crimson rain]

or like

after scoring

they go to the discard pile

so

it takes half from that LOL

[wanton lintel]

nothing wrong with the trading car

[frigid mica]

COWARD

Sorry, force of habit

I was going to relay the subtitles to the scene of the Spider-Man movie

[hard plank]

mf be reading Minecraft end poem or some shit

[buoyant kestrel]

using fusion as a downside because why the fuck would you fuse jokers ever

[hard plank]

so it

[heady sparrow]

suddenly, Polterworx /hj

[buoyant kestrel]

common??????

[hard plank]

what an ass common

[heady sparrow]

Astro.exe has stopped responding.

[light blaze]

the synergy

[wanton lintel]

mayhem be damned
the fusions are evil and fucked up

[hard plank]

this common is so ass

[heady sparrow]

btw chat I evolved into she/it pronouns

[light blaze]

so mean... so .. mean.. icri... 😢

[crimson rain]

COMMON ??

[hard plank]

what happens if you reach 1e308

you lose

[heady sparrow]

TRUE

[light blaze]

starts at 2 and you need exactly 4 burglars to really abuse it

[buoyant kestrel]

double sided is so ass i thought editions were supposed to help you

[wanton lintel]

your computer is set on fire

[crimson rain]

thats fair ig but still damn

[hard plank]

oh fock off

[fathom gust]

no negative value now 😭

[hard plank]

big number bad

[buoyant kestrel]

lets make a garbage mechanic and justify it

[wanton lintel]

double sided is only useful to bypass crimson heart i think

[sweet bramble]

double sided saves joker slots???

[light blaze]

i cheated for this but

bros multed out of his mind

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah but you can't use the other joker thats so bad

most happen during scoring so like

one of the jokers just don't

[wanton lintel]

ok, now use the two jokers you saved a slot for at the same time

[fathom gust]

there’s a very VERY small scenario where double sided COULD be good

but that’s unlikely

[sweet bramble]

most econ jokers work well with double sided since most (not all ofc) don't activate during the played hand

[lost inlet]

yea

[hard plank]

freedom units

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue
however that certainly doesn't feel like a normal edition, now does it?

an edition that cares about the joker its on

lmfao

well jokers in this case

[light blaze]

exponent is just a funny joker

[keen knoll]

im candy

[buoyant kestrel]

time is up

[keen knoll]

hi

[light blaze]

exponential burglar new power couple of 2025

[hard plank]

oh my god

i swear

[light blaze]

you can't swear here

[hard plank]

I'm going to crash out

[buoyant kestrel]

very true
it also just makes me sad whenever i see it in shop because thats space that could've been used for another edition

[light blaze]

i like to think that "value is the sum of Crazy and Droll (12+10)" is an express and intentional part of the joker's description

[buoyant kestrel]

THEY DID??

wtf

[wanton lintel]

iminyourfuckingealls

[buoyant kestrel]

why

stop trying to make it an edition

unedition it

[wanton lintel]

balancing of a child on a tightrope

[buoyant kestrel]

like thats not an edition guys

[hard plank]

why would you ever want these

[buoyant kestrel]

you just glued two jokers together

[heady sparrow]

because
meowmeowmeow

:3c

[hard plank]

marginally better than nothing

[fathom gust]

b-b-b-but the glue can be classed as an edition!!!

[wanton lintel]

my cards do be quite high

[wind token]

im gonna glue you to a card

[buoyant kestrel]

PRY THOSE CARDS APART WITH YOUR HANDS
THEN MAYBE YOU CAN SEE THE GLUE
/j

[hard plank]

why does the loner exist as a rare

[heady sparrow]

I'm gonna meow

[fathom gust]

NOOOOOOO

[heady sparrow]

it's the xmult typeshit joker for high card, they're all rare lol

yeah prob

[hard plank]

i find the three uninteresting

[buoyant kestrel]

honestly the scaling XMult high card joker (that was played hand IS high card instead of contains) was a very good impl of a high card rare

don't know where its from

but i liked it

[heady sparrow]

ooh yeah that's a good idea

[sweet bramble]

i think ortalab has flat 2.5x on only high card

[wanton lintel]

lego plate stack
all triggered jokers become Double-Sided, and fuse with the joker to the left at end of round
"WHY CAN'T I SEPERATE THE BRICKS?!"

[heady sparrow]

(that's X3 Mult since Astro's fatass is in the way)

[buoyant kestrel]

hand type that can never actually be played due to hand priority but jokers still exist for containing it
so you don't know what those jokers are targeting because the hands not in the hand list and you can't play it to reveal it either

[wanton lintel]

flat X3 mult

[heady sparrow]

also they're cheaper bc fuck you ig

[wanton lintel]

iminyourfuckingealls

[hard plank]

why would you ever want it

[fathom gust]

get yo bigass ears pointer outta the caption

[wanton lintel]

oh wait i cant read

[heady sparrow]

yeah but it's only if played hand is a high card

[heady sparrow]

why would you ever want Campfire

[heady sparrow]

you have to specifically play high card

[sweet bramble]

what did campfire do????? /lh

[hard plank]

i don't

[heady sparrow]

it's just not a great Joker

at all

[buoyant kestrel]

Like X7 Mult if played hand contains Fultimust Housing (being a full house with 3 aces and two 2s)
but you can't play that due to hand priority

[hard plank]

i don't usually take campfire

[wanton lintel]

the difference is localthunk made balatro without balancing assistance

[heady sparrow]

the difference is fuck y- /lh

[buoyant kestrel]

i know

[sweet bramble]

campfire has a strong niche, you gotta play it like dagger i suppose

[buoyant kestrel]

the point is to confuse people on how to trigger it

by not telling them

[wanton lintel]

sness

[heady sparrow]

this also has a strong niche

[sweet bramble]

yeah that's fair enough

[heady sparrow]

it's called play high card, coward

fair

[indigo egret]

#1424217486345375835 got an update!!

[sweet bramble]

making a joker specifically for straight flushes is hard

[indigo egret]

rip ramb

[hard plank]

#1326135270759993364 pleas

[indigo egret]

He would've loved Fortnite

[sweet bramble]

like there's a reason seance is unpopular, generally

[heady sparrow]

LMFAOOAOA

[wanton lintel]

average card game house rules

[hard plank]

try 250

[heady sparrow]

I did

[hard plank]

$4 is uh

idk

straight flushes are pretty hard

[sweet bramble]

lowkey, make them rare?

[heady sparrow]

ASTRO

GET YO FATASS OUTTA THE WAY

I'M TRYNA SCREENSHOT

[light blaze]

X9 Mult if played hand contains a royal flush

[wanton lintel]

2/3 of a mtg pack
1 lunchable
2-4 sodas

[indigo egret]

discord update that adds a big png of astro that covers 50% of the screen

[heady sparrow]

LMFAO

[hard plank]

i would rather see wumpus

[heady sparrow]

ehhhhh

too much imo

[light blaze]

I'm gonna make a genuine reverse card Joker

[buoyant kestrel]

wumpus is already due to be assassinated dont waste your energy

[wanton lintel]

i have an emoji named dumbass and im afraid someone will see it as an insult if i use it

[light blaze]

Astrocord 2026

[modern shard]

thanks!! :)

[hard plank]

at least wumpus doesn't complain about numbers

[light blaze]

FAKE I LIED

[heady sparrow]

reminded me of this for some reason

[wanton lintel]

average balatro youtuber going through hell

[hard plank]

hardware mic toggle:

[light blaze]

Speak softly and carry a big baronmime

[buoyant kestrel]

wumpus doesnt complain about anything because theyre not real lmfao

[heady sparrow]

Astro complains about complaining about numbers though

[modern shard]

i might make a challenge that detects cursing

[whole nova]

numberslop bad

[modern shard]

if you curse, all blinds get X1.1 requirement

[heady sparrow]

shoots

[heady sparrow]

guys

[wanton lintel]

HOLYSHIT

[heady sparrow]

let's put trif in the rubber room with rats

[buoyant kestrel]

complaining about numbers by transitive property

[wanton lintel]

and it plays a bleep noise

[modern shard]

OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU

[hard plank]

exactly

[modern shard]

my blind sizeeee

[whole nova]

i love programming except for when i don't

[buoyant kestrel]

i love things except when i dont

[modern shard]

OH GOSD

[hard plank]

for that you kinda need

[whole nova]

exactly

[hard plank]

need

need

i can't say it

[light blaze]

Naneinf push

[buoyant kestrel]

NEED IT

[hard plank]

but you need it

[wanton lintel]

the evil and intimidating lenovo f4 button:

[whole nova]

l*novo

[light blaze]

El novo

[modern shard]

I might make it so that tyou have to stay in a certain range

[heady sparrow]

the "don't" in the corner makes it even funnier LMFAO

[wanton lintel]

i got my laptop for 275 dollars it was the cheapest option shrug

[hard plank]

no mics are equal

[light blaze]

Blind size increases by X1.1 every second you aren't harmonizing in b-flat minor

[modern shard]

it uses the first few seconds of your mic audio as a reference to convert amplitude to decibles

[hard plank]

someone could be saying random shit

[worn rain]

kill the player if they mute

[wanton lintel]

its lasted me two years so far and its only issues are ghost tapping if its left in a humid environment

[modern shard]

then they'll just have to KEEP SAYING RANDOM SHIT!!

[light blaze]

kill the player ||if they mute||

[hard plank]

i love virtual audio cable

[keen knoll]

hi im here

[whole nova]

just checked and quantum ranks is still being worked on wtf... but seems like it's in the home stretch possibly

[hard plank]

hot pot delayed

[whole nova]

which is huge

[fathom gust]

hotpot never

[whole nova]

hey only like one more time

we're almost there

[modern shard]

should i just recreate like smule or something 😭

[wanton lintel]

what if i just scream into my mic to make me immune

[fathom gust]

every second that passes, hotpot is delayed by 2 seconds

[wanton lintel]

the only penalty is going over

[modern shard]

it also takes into accountability the things AFTER calibration

[worn rain]

i mean irl

[whole nova]

quantum ranks save me

[modern shard]

so it'd average out eventually

[hard plank]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_detection_algorithm

[light blaze]

Boss Blind where you can either play through all of zelda botw or have to score naneinf

[modern shard]

"Alright while beating this boss youre gonna have to sing-"

"STORY OF UNDERTALE???"

[hard plank]

I've prepared for this for my whole life

[modern shard]

if you fall under like

80% accuracy you just lose

[light blaze]

What jojer should I implement next

[modern shard]

qwerty seems like itd be the easiest

[keen knoll]

jojer

[buoyant kestrel]

jojer

[light blaze]

I have made so many unfunny puns and references in my mod so far it's crazy

[hard plank]

Qwerty Joker
X3 Chips if played cards resembles keys on Qwerty keyboard

I'm waiting for my patent on card dragging

[hard plank]

ah yes the streaming service

[balmy lily]

😭

[hard plank]

wooooaoah

Story of Undertale

[light blaze]

qwerty joekr it is, gotta draw it first tho

[hard plank]

I fell from the light

[buoyant kestrel]

i could sing the whole thing right now

that is not a complement to it

[balmy lily]

im patenting love=nil just so no one could patenttroll.

[fathom gust]

i just realized most of my oc names have some unfortunate relations

[balmy lily]

(you all can still use it for FREE.)

[modern shard]

i can too

[light blaze]

oh my god bruh

[buoyant kestrel]

the cards have been lettered

[wanton lintel]

what if theere was a mic boss like doug dougs microphone videos where if you say a word something bad happens (ie. saying "Blind" temporarily obscures vision)

[buoyant kestrel]

no just a whole challenge run

[wanton lintel]

true

[modern shard]

I could probably make that a challenge

[hard plank]

you'll need a way to detect words from speech

Which you'll need to use

i can't say it

[modern shard]

Everytime you say something balatro-related, your run just resets

[modern shard]

tap it in morse code then

[wanton lintel]

saying plant sets all future blinds to the plant

[hard plank]

._ ..

[modern shard]

ai??

oh

OH

[hard plank]

don't say it

[modern shard]

i see now

[hard plank]

don't say it

[fathom gust]

it’s a shame those 2 letters are now permanently tainted

[hard plank]

and so is my name

[modern shard]

what if we change your name to dikoyori

then you'd be two koyoris

[hard plank]

dih

🥀

[ivory sinew]

pih

[buoyant kestrel]

ai is cool but like only when its doing stuff that doesn't involve removing peoples j*bs ❤️

[wanton lintel]

say neural network 🧠

[modern shard]

TRUE!!!

[hard plank]

still in the same field i would not risk it

my point still stands

you'll need it to detect spoken words

[buoyant kestrel]

sorry i should have censored that

hold on

[modern shard]

if someone could give me a repository with a then i can totally code the funny thing

[hard plank]

L

[modern shard]

if you flip that upside down you get...

gamma

which is...

G

[fathom gust]

i just realized why now

yikes

[buoyant kestrel]

Gkoyori

[hard plank]

G.koyori

[modern shard]

awesome skull

with g

[fathom gust]

monokoyori

[honest zephyr]

Weird Al: Good thing I'm not that guy

[whole nova]

i love Al

[modern shard]

aluminium 🥹

[honest zephyr]

Weird Al: Anyway listen to my funny covers of songs

[manic summit]

scary pronouns

[hard plank]

Weird Al Yankovic

[fathom gust]

it’s 11:20 and instead of sleeping…

[whole nova]

all of my jokers are ai generated and automatically fed into jokerforge i have made 312 balatro mods this way and none of them work You are nothing to me

[buoyant kestrel]

11:20? amateur

i routinely stay up to 1 am despite knowing i shouldn't

[hard plank]

questions normal people wouldn't know the answer of

what did LASIK stand for

[whole nova]

average jokerforge mod

[buoyant kestrel]

cheating rq

[modern shard]

lasik and steve in kansas

[hard plank]

I didn't

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LASIK

[buoyant kestrel]

Laser-Assisted in Situ Keratomileusis

damn too slow

[hard plank]

i mean

i didn't know what it is either

[buoyant kestrel]

.,,,,,.,,..,s,l?.?m./:Lmnbjklospiadbkbsj;q

rldfgwkn

[modern shard]

something you just lost

[hard plank]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

[buoyant kestrel]

NONONONO

[deft ore]

the game moment

[buoyant kestrel]

get out of my head

[main path]

damn im so bad at the game

hey

[hard plank]

oh my god

please

[modern shard]

if you say "the game" during the challenge, it just closes your entire game

[worn bone]

hey astro i saw you in a youtube comment and minty also responded to you

[buoyant kestrel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Toilet much article

[hard plank]

i mean normal people wouldn't know what fucking laser stand for

[buoyant kestrel]

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[worn bone]

The Game (Tarot): You lost

[hard plank]

intrusive thoughts

[buoyant kestrel]

!

!

_ _

[deft ore]

!

[deft ore]

homestuck

[worn bone]

holy shit the knight which makes with blackened knife

[buoyant kestrel]

the knife which makes with blackened knight

[worn bone]

will duel with heroes [S] Enter by [S] Enter

[hard plank]

do you remember

[deft ore]

the 21st night of september

[hard plank]

it's October dumbass

[buoyant kestrel]

why would i remember things? thats so last year

[buoyant kestrel]

astro

[hard plank]

why do people go out of their way to make things look ass

[deft ore]

the 21st night of october

[hard plank]

it's not 21st of October yet

[frigid mica]

Hmm

[deft ore]

ass is best done low effort imo

[hard plank]

how about try actually improving

[deft ore]

if you want to make the joke you dont spend time on it

it ruins the joke

[buoyant kestrel]

stop being aggressive

[frigid mica]

Idea but I forgot

[buoyant kestrel]

???

[hard plank]

I'm angry all the time

[deft ore]

the 12th night of october

[wanton lintel]

libresprite gave me the convulotion matrix and im not putting it to bad use

[frigid mica]

Oh wait

[hard plank]

it's 14th of October

[main path]

convolutions... 😭

[frigid mica]

Joker that gives $0 whenever a card is scored.

[wanton lintel]

did i spell it wrong or smth

[deft ore]

for me its the 13th

surely thats close enough though

[hard plank]

isn't it nighttime tho

[frigid mica]

It’s useless but it makes Sage trigger.

[deft ore]

yeah and

[hard plank]

English is hard

sorry

[main path]

convolution also happens to be a term used in a certain field of mathematics

[frigid mica]

It’s useless but it makes Sage trigger.

[hard plank]

i wish i could spell plpneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis properly

[frigid mica]

Wdym

[deft ore]

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

[frigid mica]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[buoyant kestrel]

don't you know every scoring joker gives one dollar

its a part of the new update

[frigid mica]

I mean I guess sans exists

Wrong Sans.

[hard plank]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia antidisestablishmentarianism

[buoyant kestrel]

you should hide joker in the background grid

[frigid mica]

Now it looks like a cursed joker

[hard plank]

why is English so hard

[frigid mica]

Again, wrong sans joker.

[wanton lintel]

now give us a joker to re-fuse them into new jakers

[deft ore]

jakers

why is modding-chat just posting long words

potatrue

[wanton lintel]

i see

[deft ore]

potatrue

[wanton lintel]

i love scribblenauts

[hard plank]

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

wtf

[wanton lintel]

jaker

[indigo egret]

i'm starting to think i'm a little egocentrical for putting like 4 self-insert jokers in my mod

[frigid mica]

IT’S YOUR MOD

[hard plank]

smh

[indigo egret]

it's kinda ok since the only way to obtain a flynn might fucking kill you but alas

[hard plank]

i put 2 self inserts and no one bats an eye

[wanton lintel]

your house, your rules

[frigid mica]

And remember

[indigo egret]

I'll only add like a fifth or sixth one because the flynn jokers are kinda boring

[frigid mica]

The house always wins

[heady sparrow]

playin CTGP-7 rn and PB'd on Toad Circuit 150cc :3

1:30.140

[hard plank]

among us

let's play among us

room code is CK7V

[deft ore]

thats local aikoyori

[hard plank]

sorry

i made wrong room

no more among us this is confusing

[heady sparrow]

I have host-only mod for amog so we can play modded amog

without y'all having to install it

yus

[hard plank]

i remember all these long words

[deft ore]

damn

[hard plank]

so i can play word bomb with advantage

[heady sparrow]

oh wait no nvm amog updated

[buoyant kestrel]

you don't need to put too many self inserts because everyone else does it for you

[heady sparrow]

no more mod for now

😔

[hard plank]

am i cheating

[plush hound]

fuck self inserts

[deft ore]

no

[hard plank]

I don't think so

[heady sparrow]

pros of having a semi-public mod:
people put their self inserts in for you

[deft ore]

it's called having a good memory

[heady sparrow]

I hope you know you have a self-insert in our mod

[deft ore]

The nxkamily's fighting again.

or is it the astramily

[hard plank]

latin word be like

[deft ore]

no thats astra

[heady sparrow]

astramily

[plush hound]

kumala savesta

[heady sparrow]

astromily

sorry tenna

[hard plank]

electroencephalographically

[heady sparrow]

Dess speech bubble

[hard plank]

floccinaucinihilipilification?

what the fuck

[indigo egret]

I don't have my PC rn but they're really OP (Flynn gives ^1.3 mult, Flynn? is a scaling exponential mult joker that kinda outclasses Canio, Sheriff reverses the effect of boss blinds and Flynnprint creates a Negative blueprint when boss is defeated)

[hard plank]

i stg som of these words are truly made up just to be long

[deft ore]

possibly

chat join my among us lobby

tcigxg

[indigo egret]

Did you know? back in 1980 or something Astro helped some guy escape an evil horse, that guy thanked him by naming the study of stars and space after him

[hard plank]

i was not being for real when i said among us sorry

[deft ore]

damn

[hard plank]

i don't even have it installed on my S25 Ultra

[deft ore]

among us is cancelled

[indigo egret]

which is why Astronomy is named like that

[indigo egret]

some argue the universe was created out of nothing, but you're wrong, Astro created the big bang because he was bored

[heady sparrow]

SERAPH is a Joker that

• Gives every Joker and Playing Card an edition that gives ^^6.66 Chips and Mult
• Gives infinite Joker and Consumable slots
• Disables all boss blinds
• Makes played Gold and Lucky cards give x$666, ^^^666 Chips, and ^^^666 Mult
• Gives $2 at the end of the round

[hard plank]

astronomy or astrology

[indigo egret]

bro's playing the hedge

[indigo egret]

both

[wanton lintel]

my self insert is uhh something

[hard plank]

honestly setting my pfp as stupid ass art i found is funny

[exotic belfry]

[deft ore]

hi astra

[hard plank]

uh

whoops

[exotic belfry]

yo

[deft ore]

are you wing gaster

[hard plank]

identity leak

[indigo egret]

I got the joker in your mod

[heady sparrow]

no

[plush hound]

astra

[heady sparrow]

sadly

[hard plank]

nothing ever happened

[exotic belfry]

[frigid mica]

Oh shit

Wait

[deft ore]

VERY soon™

[frigid mica]

You’re the Galactic Joker

[exotic belfry]

Yeah

very soon

[wanton lintel]

wheres everyone just digging up lzh??? 😭

[hard plank]

astra what the fuck are these f×ckass emotes

[heady sparrow]

You have to have 36 fucking other Jokers to get it but

yeah LMAO

[heady sparrow]

[deft ore]

gasterWOOTWOOT

[heady sparrow]

they're multiplying

[exotic belfry]

You cloned that real quick

[heady sparrow]

:3

[indigo egret]

oh and one of my self insert jokers downright crashes the game when sold

fully intentional btw

hold on rq

[exotic belfry]

[hard plank]

these fʊckass emotes are pissing me off

[exotic belfry]

gralse

[worn bone]

[hard plank]

the automod is mad because i use the word fuck and then ass

[deft ore]

Gaston

[plush hound]

balafalse

[exotic belfry]

[worn bone]

[plush hound]

YO

[exotic belfry]

nah

[worn dagger]

I want to get put in a pan and cooked like a fine steak

[deft ore]

false

[worn bone]

[exotic belfry]

My sheer presence has started emote spam

[worn dagger]

🔏

[main path]

gaster:
I am the one who speaks in hands, so why not put your fists up so we can have a conversation?

[worn bone]

man in business suit levitating

[buoyant kestrel]

evil gang evil gang

[hard plank]

why do they call it shotgun mic

[deft ore]

balatrue

[worn bone]

is that a boss blind that just makes you do every boss blind in a row

[buoyant kestrel]

not every one
might overshoot it actually not sure

[hard plank]

is it really just

"it looks like a shotgun"

[plush hound]

Overshoot the Moon

[worn dagger]

Nxkoo

[plush hound]

hello

[worn dagger]

I’m a nuke

[plush hound]

i am melting

[hard plank]

why is it called microphone

[hard plank]

what phone are you using

also very severe weather in ASEAN so be careful

[worn dagger]

(I’m sorry how hot is this in Fahrenheit?)

[hard plank]

at least 100

[hard plank]

105.8°F

[plush hound]

POCI

POCO

[worn dagger]

Average Houston Texas heat

[hard plank]

switch to Celsius today

[indigo egret]

bro fr is Ice Cream from Balatro

[plush hound]

it is very very hot

5 showers a day

[hard plank]

stay safe brother

freak

idk

[plush hound]

FREAK???

[buoyant kestrel]

why you questioning that

[round ore]

nxkoo the frick

[indigo egret]

nxkoo the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

[plush hound]

i will, isn't it hot there too

[hard plank]

PCOC

[exotic belfry]

[plush hound]

i got freaked

[deft ore]

we know you dont shower

[plush hound]

yes

[worn dagger]

Nxkoo the our food keeps blowing up!

[deft ore]

dont lie to us

[plush hound]

that's true

[plush hound]

I DO

[indigo egret]

PEACOCK

[hard plank]

fortunately there's A/C everywhere

[plush hound]

D:

[indigo egret]

🦚

[plush hound]

lucky ass

[buoyant kestrel]

if they didn't they would be dead

[exotic belfry]

I like my funny emotes

[indigo egret]

joker stencil

[deft ore]

ㅤ

[buoyant kestrel]

❤️

[deft ore]

why use an emote for that

[hard plank]

apparently it will rain

[plush hound]

my nitro run out

[buoyant kestrel]

_ _

[deft ore]

ㅤ

[buoyant kestrel]

_ _
_ _

[deft ore]

ㅤ
ㅤ

[plush hound]

to be fair you're like close to some western country

[indigo egret]

mine's bigger

[plush hound]

i think

[deft ore]

grue

[hard plank]

🗝️ Unable to decrypt message

[buoyant kestrel]

_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _

[indigo egret]

goddamnit

[buoyant kestrel]

TrollSpin3D

[indigo egret]

also guys i have good news

i'm balatrofamous!!!

[exotic belfry]

[hard plank]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[indigo egret]

some dude made a mod inspired by MY mod

[hard plank]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[worn dagger]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[hard plank]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[exotic belfry]

you are what you eat

[worn dagger]

Cat fish

[indigo egret]

which is funny considering my mod is heavily inspired by @wanton lintel's mod

[hard plank]

you are what you eat

me being myself:

[indigo egret]

and lyre's mod is probably inspired by something else

[deft ore]

cannibalism selfcest?

[indigo egret]

🔋

[hard plank]

i don't eat anything

[deft ore]

damn

[indigo egret]

i became a battery

[exotic belfry]

Waiting for Murph to eventually make the Maximus video so it can finally pop off

[hard plank]

let my mod inspire you

[buoyant kestrel]

you are nothing

[plush hound]

I'm fond of Maximus

[indigo egret]

i'll play Aikoyori shenanigans soon

[hard plank]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[indigo egret]

when i have time

[indigo egret]

astra are you astro from another universe

[exotic belfry]

Have you seen how much ArtBox has been popping off since the Murph vid? It's wild

[exotic belfry]

Absolutely not

[plush hound]

it's the power of exposure

[exotic belfry]

Indeed

[plush hound]

although i played the mod back then

i complained about how expensive the pack is

[hard plank]

astra my mod

[buoyant kestrel]

oh wow time has passed

[hard plank]

people

[buoyant kestrel]

its a new day

[hard plank]

my mod

[sweet bramble]

why do good things happen to other people. it should have been me

[buoyant kestrel]

nah i'm good actually

[wanton lintel]

i was inspired by theoretical unbalanced/shitposty slop ideas birthed from jokerforge's existence

[deft ore]

inspired by goodmorning

[hard plank]

hot pot leakage?

[deft ore]

you have to go so far out of your way to find this but i suppose

a little leak as a treat

hold on give me five minutes

[hard plank]

hot pot leak confirmed!!!

[buoyant kestrel]

its not a leak because no one would have known

does a leak leak if no one thinks it is?

[grand geode]

my ass waiting for the lobcorp murph vid :3

[buoyant kestrel]

Leek Leek Leek

[hard plank]

pleas

[feral prawn]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[hard plank]

design abno

[sleek granite]

design planeswalkers

[hard plank]

some people uses she pronouns with me

[sleek granite]

you do say any

[grand geode]

i am some people

[indigo egret]

astrocelebrity

[hard plank]

i mean yeah

I'm not saying you should stop doing so

you know what's good about switching to new phone?

[indigo egret]

I'll make more of those out of pure spite!!!!!!

[grand geode]

aiko

[hard plank]

actually working USB port

[grand geode]

maimai Now

[indigo egret]

flynnsanity gets updated TOMORROW!!

[hard plank]

I'm in class for the rest of the day

I'm unable to can

[wanton lintel]

true~1

[indigo egret]

"oh, Astro? That guy told me how to draw" -leonardo da vinci during an interview

[light blaze]

art for querty joker is done

[indigo egret]

"I am very fond of Astro" -George Washington

[hard plank]

what's stopping you from making proper balatro mod

[buoyant kestrel]

adhd

[hard plank]

i also have ADHD

[lost bolt]

i'm ngl

[indigo egret]

"Yeah Astro makes cool balatro mods now let me watch the play" -Abraham Lincoln

[lost bolt]

i get the reason for making 'slop'

[hard plank]

personally maybe the first 5 slops get a pass

[lost bolt]

even if the output isnt perfect or even great, its a fun creative outlet without having to worry about being good when youre not confident in your own ability

[indigo egret]

ortsA killed him during the play, sad

[buoyant kestrel]

i love making this kind of slop
why would you want to make it easier for the player

kill them

[grand geode]

you kill your players but you also want your players to still play your shit

(lobcorp

[buoyant kestrel]

no i dont

dont play this

[exotic belfry]

Leek!!!!

[buoyant kestrel]

i mean you can if you want to but i wouldn't recommend

[deft ore]

a little leek as a treat

[buoyant kestrel]

unless you have some STRONG mods to help

[deft ore]

do i not have a leek emoji

damn

[buoyant kestrel]

why the fuck isn't there a leak emoji

[exotic belfry]

[buoyant kestrel]

yoinked

[storm forum]

-# Not even the full res.

[deft ore]

leek

[obtuse quiver]

Yea?

[deft ore]

hi sarv

[hard plank]

I'm cooked

[obtuse quiver]

What happened

[exotic belfry]

random aikoyori ping

[indigo egret]

In my opinion using Jokerforge is ok, not everyone wants to learn Lua for a mod which is just a shitpost, and some Jokerforge mods are kinda enjoyable, such as LyresHellhole

[hard plank]

KFC

[obtuse quiver]

Yea??

[light blaze]

I think I should give qwerty Joker a cooler gimmick then that

[hard plank]

sending

[deft ore]

🍗

[exotic belfry]

My opinion is JF should be used as a learning tool, not a tool to create releases

[obtuse quiver]

To who?

[indigo egret]

yes they might not be "proper" mods and they might be oversaturated but let people have their fun

[hard plank]

🫵

[buoyant kestrel]

honestly imo why would i just make ideas and not code them
i like the coding part why would i be trying to make that shorter

[obtuse quiver]

ME?

[buoyant kestrel]

it confuses me

[hard plank]

free KFC

[deft ore]

the people who use jokerforge aren't the people who like coding

they're the people who want the result

and not the process

[hard plank]

even nxkoo codes his own jokers smh

[obtuse quiver]

True

[deft ore]

he doesn't do them well tbf

[hard plank]

i can order

[hard plank]

he tried

[obtuse quiver]

Where tf you sending it though

[deft ore]

infinite price despair moment

[exotic belfry]

I can understand wanting to make a quick mod with JF just to see your concepts in action, but you should not be releasing that

[hard plank]

🫵

[obtuse quiver]

I meant location

[deft ore]

just. no in_pool

[hard plank]

you

📍

[exotic belfry]

Well said

Genuinely

[obtuse quiver]

I mean good luck

[hard plank]

do you not want free KFC

[obtuse quiver]

Is it worth telling my location for💔

[hard plank]

no

I'm joking I'm not sending anything to anyone

you'll have to meet me in person if you want free KFC

[obtuse quiver]

[hard plank]

Which i don't think you should be doing

[indigo egret]

aikoyori is 5 km away and quickly approaching

[hard plank]

genuinely I could very well be

[light blaze]

I'm giving qwerty Joker a cooler gimmick then hand size if I'm making it have a soul pos

[hard plank]

FREE MCD's burger

[deft ore]

i seem to have lost my stop doing jokerforge image

[buoyant kestrel]

also uhh the tower is probably going to be incompatable with mods that do especially weird stuff with the blinds
i had to manually implement entropy compat in regards to that

[indigo egret]

i know it seems oversaturated but i made Flynnsanity for MYSELF and my friends since most of the jokers are inside jokes, i just posted it incase someone's interested but i don't wanna become the next cryptid or become famous.

[light blaze]

I think the funniest part of jokerforge to me personally is that if you know about jokerforge you probably know very well that other ppl would be incredibly down to code your stuff in

[deft ore]

found it

[buoyant kestrel]

PURE BLACK? EXPLODE!!! /j
also that image is crunchy as hell

[main path]

listen all i want is for my mod to be distinct from something producible in jokerforge

[whole nova]

cook

[hard plank]

Is my mod unique

[deft ore]

words

[buoyant kestrel]

if you want to jokerforge then you still need to know how to code like a REAL MAN

[daring sluice]

balatro modders hating on jokerforge instead of making PRs to smods/lovely to make lua modding easier and more fun:

[whole nova]

i've been programming here for 9 long months so basically modding is my baby and i'm pregnant and i am better than jokerforge

[buoyant kestrel]

i dunno it seems easy enough to me

[hard plank]

i send prs to smods sometimes

[deft ore]

id make a pr if i had anything to pr

[exotic belfry]

I make prs tho

[indigo egret]

i'm not even making numberslop with my mod, most of the good strats have heavy downsides

[hard plank]

the fonts and the text effects

[daring sluice]

oh hey you woke up

[hard plank]

bestie

[buoyant kestrel]

if a context doesn't work i just create a patch for it instead

easy

[drowsy parrot]

look in vall

[light blaze]

Deadass what's numberslop I'm too newgen

Is it just "get more naneinf"

[deft ore]

if i had something to pr i would

[deft ore]

close

[indigo egret]

like "high numbers haha naneinf!" numberslop

[whole nova]

when a joker just gives infinite whatever and the mod has no challenge or attempt at design to it

[deft ore]

it's big number get bigger but it's usually also. talisman

and what talisman does

[exotic belfry]

Usually when I make something and think "Huh, that might be useful!" I PR it lol

[worn bone]

its so funny coming into here from the minecraft modding scene and just seeing that mcreator balatro edition exists with exactly the same problems

[deft ore]

is uncaps the number

[light blaze]

Deadass my mod is independent from talisman and proud

[random holly]

anyone know why I keep getting this crash whenever I reach the second shop of ante 14 of this seed?

[drowsy parrot]

bestie

[worn bone]

like. it really just is the same thing huh

[manic summit]

hi bestie

[drowsy parrot]

twinkcore mpreg

[drowsy parrot]

hi bestie

[deft ore]

the children yearn for the oversimplified modding program

[storm forum]

🫴

[deft ore]

brilliant

[worn bone]

at least jokerforge mods dont innately have memory issues

[exotic belfry]

English can be kinda tough on PRs ngl

[worn bone]

or whatever mcreator had i forgor

[sweet bramble]

if i had to guess it looks like a modded joker has a problem with jokerdisplay?

[indigo egret]

You know i might consider using Jokerforge to learn more about modding and idk attempting to create more than what jokerforge does

[woven orchid]

Interesting Noises...

[hard plank]

lily

[woven orchid]

AIKOYORI HI

[hard plank]

hi

[random holly]

this is in the All is Jest mod

[whole nova]

I AM NOT A TWINK

[hard plank]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[drowsy parrot]

lily... aesthetic my consumables ..

[woven orchid]

Able to decryp

[manic summit]

nxkoo is tho

[exotic belfry]

Ali on their way to create the manifestation of lucifer in the funny card game

[buoyant kestrel]

nxkoo catching strays

[deft ore]

❌

[whole nova]

balatrue

[storm forum]

-# Gotta work for his plums!

[main path]

ah yes the particle accelerator
localized entirely within Balatro

[hard plank]

WHAT IS THIS

[deft ore]

those werent strays

[indigo egret]

my ideas are my Brainstorm, Jokerforge is my Blueprint, the final product will be my golden joker🔥

[woven orchid]

What

[whole nova]

abstain from voting

[deft ore]

those were precisely aimed

[exotic belfry]

Noice

[manic summit]

thumbs up

[daring sluice]

he deserves it after today

[deft ore]

what did happen in vc anyways

[whole nova]

neither

[buoyant kestrel]

i love thumbs

[deft ore]

did he admit to anything

[whole nova]

nxgoon

[buoyant kestrel]

they are so useful

[worn bone]

wait question do jokerforge mods innately lag more or have other performance issues

[deft ore]

i didnt miss anything then

[drowsy parrot]

vote me i dont meow but i dont want these people to win

[worn bone]

or is the only issue that you cant do most shit with them

[daring sluice]

nxkoo screenshared among other things his discord DMs and his Twitter likes

[manic summit]

i vote you

[exotic belfry]

I am so happy I wasn't in there, it sounds like it was hell lmfao

[deft ore]

oh right and furry porn

[daring sluice]

yeah

[whole nova]

a bit yeah

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah okay i get it

[hard plank]

what

[indigo egret]

what is modding chat even about

[buoyant kestrel]

freaky ahh

[drowsy parrot]

slanderous

[deft ore]

slandering nxkoo

[daring sluice]

i vote whoever has the best meow

[indigo egret]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 modding chat

[storm forum]

-# Astro at least goes places.

[hard plank]

modding chat slander coming soon

[manic summit]

its mroe so what is hotpot about

[drowsy parrot]

why am i not surprised like at all

[buoyant kestrel]

slander? its true!

[exotic belfry]

Bro has the gall to compare himself to me because we both identify as ace smh

[drowsy parrot]

hotpot oct 4th

[woven orchid]

guys

[deft ore]

that doesnt make it not slander

[daring sluice]

girls

[woven orchid]

what woould you amke a joker called ocrams razor do

[hard plank]

lily

[manic summit]

TRUE

[deft ore]

enbies

[hard plank]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[woven orchid]

cease this cryption

[drowsy parrot]

summon terraria boss ocram

[buoyant kestrel]

can't i say facts about people without the woke leftists killing me

[hard plank]

-# 🔑 Unable to decrypt message

[indigo egret]

summon mechdusa

[deft ore]

no i agree with the slander

[manic summit]

do something, probably

[daring sluice]

am i stupid or is it occams

[deft ore]

slander him more

[woven orchid]

sorry im too terrariapilled

[whole nova]

those who maximize

[woven orchid]

you get the point whatever

[daring sluice]

oh lmao

[woven orchid]

im killing my neverm ind

[daring sluice]

i actually don't because idk what occams razor is

is it uh

[hard plank]

isn't Occam's razor about the simplest explanation likely being the correct one

[daring sluice]

anything that can go wrong will

[woven orchid]

yes

[daring sluice]

ohh

[drowsy parrot]

ocram fanmade themes peak tho hit me up wit one

[daring sluice]

yeah

[deft ore]

nope

thats murphys law

[indigo egret]

I don't know if this is gonna work but the next flynnsanity update will include decks and shit jokerforge wouldn't let me do otherwise

[main path]

nope thats murphy's law or smtn

[daring sluice]

murphyobv?!

[buoyant kestrel]

chats going too fast reacting is a quick time event

[indigo egret]

I'm going to open the VSCode

[daring sluice]

wheel of mods

[deft ore]

yeah

[main path]

true

[deft ore]

any mod that can crash will crash

[daring sluice]

any cat that can meow will meow

[hard plank]

do not play hot pot at 3am

[indigo egret]

what about cold pot

[exotic belfry]

any mod will crash

[drowsy parrot]

i love cunningham's law

[buoyant kestrel]

please play cold pot at 3pm

[whole nova]

meow

[deft ore]

do not play hot pot at 3am

[sweet bramble]

any joker that can give +4 mult will +4 mult

[hard plank]

i just made music last night

[exotic belfry]

Because you can't!

[deft ore]

mod crash

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[drowsy parrot]

do not play hotpot at 3 am

[deft ore]

do not play hotpot at 3 am

[buoyant kestrel]

do not play hotpot at 3 am

[hard plank]

hot pot general chat

[indigo egret]

where did you get that image

[drowsy parrot]

hot pot

[storm forum]

:.|:;

[deft ore]

blunderfarming

[buoyant kestrel]

balatrue

[indigo egret]

ignore the message above

[deft ore]

balatrue

[exotic belfry]

[sleek granite]

chat i got a smoliv plushie

[manic summit]

balatrue

[whole nova]

balafalse

[drowsy parrot]

[deft ore]

blunder

[woven orchid]

autumn

[main path]

balatrue

[woven orchid]

autumn

hi

[indigo egret]

I couldn't crop the image ok

[whole nova]

grue

[main path]

extremely incorrect buzzer

[buoyant kestrel]

did i get rate limited on reactions lmfao

[manic summit]

scary pronouns

[daring sluice]

meowww

[daring sluice]

let's just say discord is. OverWhelmed by your reactions

[deft ore]

spook/spooker

[woven orchid]

omg

[whole nova]

those who are overwhelmed

[woven orchid]

cg when are you doing the thing

the thing

the thing

[hard plank]

lily

what do you think

[indigo egret]

those who jimbknow

[daring sluice]

when i figure out how to do it,,,

[heady sparrow]

mrowrmow

[buoyant kestrel]

those who aren't jimbo

[heady sparrow]

mrrorwr

[deft ore]

lily tauic [CENSORED DUE TO BALACORD RULES] when

[heady sparrow]

mrewwwrw

[daring sluice]

i have so many Things to do

[exotic belfry]

astro dipped

[woven orchid]

it depends on ruby

[buoyant kestrel]

pizza

[deft ore]

ruby said never 🥀

[buoyant kestrel]

🍕

[deft ore]

i must take this into my own hands

[daring sluice]

i have stuff i need to do sometimes with hotpot and i have to do lovely stuff and i have to make TMN and i guess TMJ maintenance but that's next to nothing