⚙・modding-general

[deft ore]

not rlly

you dont usually get duplicates of cards you dont want

[dull field]

this would be insane with Highest Priestess’s 300ish hands, some of ehich are chance-based.

I wanna try that now

[prisma latch]

blind idea: the ghost
all destroyed cards are added back to deck for this blind only

[humble rampart]

and you dont get many duplicates of any card regardless

[deft ore]

graveyard mechanics?

[humble rampart]

glass builds rejoice

[buoyant kestrel]

impossible

[deft ore]

add the angel's heaven that removes playing cards

[humble rampart]

what are these indie prog rock album ass names

[unborn terrace]

I think this is one of my favourite jokers ive made

[deft ore]

The Roaring from Deltarune

[dull field]

yeah I can’t imagine Jokerless would be very fun with these bosses

[humble rampart]

that tracks

[deft ore]

is the background skeld

fungle is better

[unborn terrace]

Yea

[buoyant kestrel]

and of course... the hero and the tower

the difficulty before is just normal balatro basically

[deft ore]

actually everything is better except airship

[humble rampart]

the planet one is goated

[deft ore]

polus is second best map

[unborn terrace]

Its a reference to a very specific match of among us in which one of my friends usernames got changed back to a random one and it was obblongale and it happened in the skeld sooo

[deft ore]

i see

[buoyant kestrel]

ok now i'm posting the jokers

which the players deserve considering...

allat

[dull field]

hell yeah

[fiery vapor]

what about this idea

[deft ore]

if this can only appear while you have a stickered joker then sure

[fiery vapor]

the question mark is the drawback which im not sure

[deft ore]

idk if this needs a drawback

[buoyant kestrel]

(slimes have their own pack and most of them are common or uncommon)

[deft ore]

apollyon???

scp

[buoyant kestrel]

also counting itself

[serene lagoon]

context.discard applies whenever a Discard is used; is there a corresponding context.played_hand event?

[fiery vapor]

i mean akhn, hex, and ecto have drawbacks

[unborn terrace]

Fuck yeah

[deft ore]

those arent comparable to that

[deft ore]

yeah theres a bunch

yknow because you have to score when a hand is played

[unborn terrace]

This seems fine to be honest

[buoyant kestrel]

economy exploder

[deft ore]

when do you want this to trigger

[unborn terrace]

Oh my god

[serene lagoon]

I don't mean context.before; I ideally want this effect I'm making to activate immediately when a hand is played.

[deft ore]

emoney...

[meager snow]

The evil and heinous decimal number money

[deft ore]

context.press_play maybe?

[buoyant kestrel]

they deserve a treat after their bossening...

[deft ore]

idk if that gets calculated on jokers or only bosses

[serene lagoon]

I'll see how it fares.

[buoyant kestrel]

copy

[unborn terrace]

Arent copies monochrome

[buoyant kestrel]

thats one colour

[unborn terrace]

I hope to god someone gets that reference

[buoyant kestrel]

(i did!)

[deft ore]

copies are monochrome, but you colored us in with care

maybe the pink ace was suspicious

[serene lagoon]

Yep, it worked.

[buoyant kestrel]

what this does:
retriggers and copies every single joker (excluding itself)

[unborn terrace]

Oh hey i have a legendary like that

[buoyant kestrel]

real!!

[unborn terrace]

Its main drawback is that it well
Also copies all other card's drawbacks

[buoyant kestrel]

also we have

[unborn terrace]

Unlike blueprint

[unborn terrace]

How to break a run

[deft ore]

Chat

Hotpot today

(probably)

[deft ore]

freegels should have a score requirement that you have to reach

like mr bones

[serene lagoon]

What a coincidence: I've got another Joker by that name!

[buoyant kestrel]

nice

[deft ore]

i like 10%

[prisma latch]

this seems like a pretty cool common, i'd def take

[buoyant kestrel]

i have many prints

[prisma latch]

what if you just place it leftmost

what then

[deft ore]

destroy the blind

[dull field]

limeprint is actually pretty good

[buoyant kestrel]

blackprint

[deft ore]

is that a potato on the right

[buoyant kestrel]

cyanprint

[prisma latch]

Photocopy (Rare): Copies effect of last sold joker (theres probably already smth like this)

<@&1133519078540185692>

[buoyant kestrel]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[prisma latch]

KILL THIS INDIVIDUAL

[whole hatch]

Now it’s Elon musk

Wow

[prisma latch]

oh right yeah i guess it isnt as good as blue or brainstorm

[spiral meteor]

what is Pyroxene ?

[serene lagoon]

There's lotsa Print Jokers.

[deft ore]

new currency

[prisma latch]

you can use it to buy dos cards and only dos cards

[buoyant kestrel]

Printprint

[rain orbit]

Jonker created

Finally

I spent hours on it

[prisma latch]

i always found pyroxene a little dumb
like. you end up with so much of it that by the time you actually see any dos cards you can buy all the ones you see

[buoyant kestrel]

TOO LONG

[rain orbit]

arhed

[prisma latch]

and theres so few dos cards they really dont deserve their own currency imo

[deft ore]

YOUR DESCRIPTION IS TOO LONG

[deft ore]

they should add more stuff to do with it imo

[rain orbit]

[prisma latch]

yeah

[deft ore]

gamble with it by playing uno and win prizes

[unborn terrace]

Heres a horrid inside joke that sparked out of some bad mic quality

[prisma latch]

pta is a good mod but pyroxene kinda sucks

[buoyant kestrel]

very useful

[unborn terrace]

Or does it

[buoyant kestrel]

it doesn't

lmfao

[deft ore]

blunder

[rain orbit]

Tower

[buoyant kestrel]

✅

[unborn terrace]

Pregnant grimace water bottle

[manic summit]

You better delet

[indigo egret]

I love jokers that self destruct i'm going to include like 5 of them in the next Flynnsanity update🔥

[unborn terrace]

Yeah

[buoyant kestrel]

the best joker ever

[rain orbit]

Continue button:

[prisma latch]

hidden effect: die instantly

[indigo egret]

the fabled undertale 3

^2 chips, 1 in 3 chance to self-destruct BEFORE scoring starts

[deft ore]

balafalse

[unborn terrace]

Heres more random bs

[buoyant kestrel]

(this isn't stacking btw the wording is weird lol)

[deft ore]

whats the point of hiding it

[buoyant kestrel]

fear

and also black slimes spawn in dark spots

[prisma latch]

does immutable just mean it can't be debuffed

[buoyant kestrel]

immutable means any number values can't be touched

[prisma latch]

oh ok

[buoyant kestrel]

because i am not letting you have 100% score reduction

nu uh

[prisma latch]

rip blockbuster

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfao

[prisma latch]

i should check out the latest update of cryptid

[indigo egret]

person named "immutable means any number values":

[prisma latch]

the last time i played cryptid i dont think the enhancement/edition/sticker/whatever decks had their own sprites lmao

[unborn terrace]

Oh thats a long time ago

[prisma latch]

every time i see screenshots of cryptid basically everything looks different to how it was when i played

[indigo egret]

bro fr is ancient joker

[buoyant kestrel]

uhh (you must have room) is there for a reason

[prisma latch]

forgive me for not playing cryptid often

[buoyant kestrel]

and its because sometimes its ignored...

[prisma latch]

i forgot how much modding chat famously loves cryptid

[unborn terrace]

Its
Not my cup of tea personally

[ivory sinew]

Antimatter Deck

[dull field]

antimatter deck as a decryptided standalone would go hard

[unborn terrace]

I do prefer for my game not to crash every like other run

[full edge]

I'm surprised by how little has changed when I installed Cryptid to test stuff this week, compared to when I played it last early this summer, haha

[prisma latch]

honestly antimatter deck was basically all i played asides from the occasional wormhole deck just cause i wanted to see how fucked it could get

the answer of course is very

[manic summit]

because not much screening has been happening so not much content has been added/changed (as a screener and mod in the cryptid server)

[indigo egret]

shadres

[full edge]

I'm aware, I'd just expected for the mod to either collapse or start moving again, instead of continued stasis, hahaha

[lost bolt]

How would antimatter deck work as a voucher 💀

[full edge]

But I guess the people complaining about the stagnant state just moved on

[deft ore]

antimatter voucher

+1 joker slot

but you have to buy blank first

[indigo egret]

new balatro goes kino jonkler??????🥶🥶🥶🥶❄️❄️❄️
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt13622784/

[prisma latch]

omg no way spongebob in tehran

[unborn terrace]

Hi spongbob in tehran

[indigo egret]

spongebob in tehran

This joker gains X0.1 Mult when a Diamonds card is scored

[prisma latch]

why tf does duplicating cels in aseprite overwrite the cells after them

[buoyant kestrel]

shimmer

[full edge]

I should make it more possible to make Kino Crossmod jokers so people don't ask me to add meme movies that I don't understand, hahaha

[buoyant kestrel]

shimmers the card

theres also a spectral

[prisma latch]

i find it so funny that terraria has the Make My Stuff Good liquid

[buoyant kestrel]

its ??? because it works on nearly anything

[deft ore]

chat how hellish do you think this will be to make

[prisma latch]

is that a sticker or

[buoyant kestrel]

and more!

[buoyant kestrel]

this also has ortalab compat where an ortalab joker gets converted into its eq balatro joker and the other way around

[indigo egret]

spongebob in tehran will be peak i promise

[buoyant kestrel]

i did this by making a script that scraped the wiki

[indigo egret]

one kinillion dollars in revenue for adding spongebob in tehran

🔥

[buoyant kestrel]

this guy references it

you can see the joker text turning into virtue

and the border becomes the ortalab joker border

[fiery vapor]

if anyone was curious

[indigo egret]

JIRTUE

[buoyant kestrel]

no it just looks like that

[indigo egret]

why so driftius? i'm the joycon baby

[buoyant kestrel]

aether monolith is transmuted soul

no downside it just does it

[indigo egret]

apollyon tboi real

[buoyant kestrel]

also jokers that interact with cryptids gamesets

[deft ore]

increase gameset????

[lost inlet]

undertale

[buoyant kestrel]

this is tech flipsided bottomless shimmer bucket as this is the corresponding joker for flipsided shimmer bucket (the spectral)

[buoyant kestrel]

modest => mainline => madness

[faint oyster]

Hey guys, what're some mods I can use that'll help me calculate the potential score of a played hand?

[buoyant kestrel]

for that one card

[deft ore]

Multiplayer has that built in but you'd have to downgrade to 0711a

[faint oyster]

gotcha

[deft ore]

unfortunately everything else needs an even older version

this is because real gamblers know what their hand will score every time

[buoyant kestrel]

my friend insisted on the direct synergy

also this thing

looks very yummy imo

would eat it

alright i'm going to attempt a playthrough so i can send some insane screenshots

[buoyant kestrel]

almost died on the blank lmfao

because of blindprint

[lost inlet]

can you make this not use 7 or 8 digit numbers because it's kinda impossible to parse what the fuck it's doing at a glance

[deft ore]

thats funny though

[buoyant kestrel]

thats the whole bit

[livid meadow]

this is hilarious

[buoyant kestrel]

the forgotten die is forgotten because it doesn't have the bit

lmfao

[unborn terrace]

Unfair blinds my beloved

[buoyant kestrel]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[keen knoll]

circle

[woven crag]

what the fuck

[buoyant kestrel]

died on second blind my mod is effective

[woven crag]

thats 1 side or infinite sides depending on how you view it

imo

[buoyant kestrel]

all blinds blind sizes are increased btw
so the blind sizes go X1, X2, X3

its not just mine

[unborn terrace]

Its been nerfed ever since but its original iteration was
Rather unfair

[next zodiac]

Do you guys know a mod that turns off animations? I’ve been stuck watching a modded runs hand play for the past 15 minutes

[keen knoll]

i view it as 0, checkmate

[woven crag]

talisman has this built in

[unborn terrace]

Talisman

[woven crag]

and im assuming cryptid is involved so

[unborn terrace]

Setting

[woven crag]

you prolly already have talisman

otherwise like

saturn or smth

[unborn terrace]

You just need to turn it on

If you have it off

[buoyant kestrel]

such normal blinds

[lost inlet]

only straight flush is fucking evil

[unborn terrace]

And heres my beautiful son whom i hate

[buoyant kestrel]

theres one for every hand type

[unborn terrace]

I think id rather reset the run

[unborn terrace]

Sprite is outdated

[buoyant kestrel]

okay i can do this

maybe

i have a chance

[woven crag]

overclock btd6

that was an anser to your question

just draw the vfx from btd6 overclock 🔥

[crimson rain]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[buoyant kestrel]

also as a weird side note due to the way the blinds are implemented all blinds are considered bosses for jokers that care about that

[true ivy]

🔫

[buoyant kestrel]

15

[dull field]

15

[dull field]

what’s it do on the fourth blind of an ante?

surely not nothing

[buoyant kestrel]

it gives X15 Glop

okay uhh should i release the tower

[woven crag]

why you ourple

[indigo egret]

am i tweaking or am i seeing a face

.:|:;

[buoyant kestrel]

who would be the kris eq for the deltarune mod

[indigo egret]

I | \

[buoyant kestrel]

makes sense

i was thinking i'd probably replace ERAM if i was in it

ykw actually yeah

[prisma latch]

chat what does this look like

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm Just A Mirror (meaning just a reflection)

a reflection of you

[woven crag]

moons

[prisma latch]

ok good

thats what im going for

[dull field]

sick, there are so few sources of Xglop

[prisma latch]

The Shadow - Remove enhancements, editions and seals from played cards

wait why tf did i give that effect to a normal boss blind

[buoyant kestrel]

GAZE INTO YOUR REFLECTION

WHAT DOES IT THINK OF YOU?

* Love
* Hate
* Hope
* Disgust

also who would be wingus dingus

if we're even changing that one

[prisma latch]

chat is this a balanced boss blind effect

[buoyant kestrel]

just having gaster be the only unchanged one is funny

[buoyant kestrel]

perhaps

[delicate dust]

Wtf

They took everything from me...

[full edge]

three pac-mans hunting together

[lost inlet]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/three-moons-initiative-hub

[prisma latch]

ill make it remove a random trait from each card

thats a little better

[modern crown]

Does anyone know how to use custom textures on iOS?

[woven crag]

rule 4

[fleet magnet]

oh boi I feel like I missed something when trying to test my mod

[buoyant kestrel]

rule 4

[umbral pilot]

rule 4 prevents me from helping you but if it didnt I would say that it's prooooooooobably the same as desktop

but I can't actually say that so

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfao

[umbral pilot]

oh damnit I was thinking out loud

[fleet magnet]

I feel like I'm missing something on my mod to actually add the jokers I made, what am I missing ?

[rain orbit]

Professional ghost hunters

[modern crown]

Ok thank

[fleet magnet]

(basically, I separated the jokers in a different lua file, and on a different folder, so I dunno if it does impact it)

I mean LOVE didn't crash, just, not much is showing up ^^"

[woven crag]

assert(SMODS.load_file("path"))()

[fleet magnet]

ooooooh I see

thx

[woven crag]

<@&1133519078540185692>

KILL

thanks

[rain orbit]

Whar

[woven crag]

there was bot

[rain orbit]

Jimbotron 9000?!?!?!?

[prisma latch]

The Vigilante
it has a little animated blood drip but i cant be asked to export it rn

ive decided that the Funny Blinds and only the Funny Blinds can have special colour and animation

which means now i need to redo The Idiot

and The Funk

[worn dagger]

The binding of eye sack

[prisma latch]

damn it does kinda look like a tboi sprite doesnt it

[rain orbit]

The of sack

[dull field]

it’s not possible without jailbreaking your phone and running a custom OS

very bad

[rain orbit]

Imagine no balatro

[modern crown]

Ok thanks

[deft ore]

it is possible without jailbreaking

rule 4 prevents me from saying more but sideloading

[prisma latch]

damn rotsprite can be kinda ass sometimes

[lime siren]

three moons initiative mentioned ⁉️

[prisma latch]

nope

[woven crag]

Why so redp

Why were you ourple

But scrap stays red

[exotic belfry]

It's blurple

[woven crag]

The background

I meant

But i see now

[woven crag]

I love unstable

[random holly]

anyone know how to fix this? I have JokerDisplay, Handy, and the main content mod is All in Jest. I think what happened is that I bought the joker Visage (seen here) and sold a joker thats incompatible with it. I bought visage to discover it in the shop but didnt actually want it, so I went to the menu and went back in to the run, but now whenever I load into it the game crashes. any tips?

[pseudo dagger]

i think +3.14159265358979323846264338327950 Chips is good
and +2.718 Chips is also good

(that's all the digits i know)

[prisma latch]

the funk

[honest zephyr]

Brutal Bloodbath
Beat Bloodbath in [triple ante] attempts
If failed, blind requirement doubles

[prisma latch]

it would be really funny if the description was just like "Missing a note gives -1 hand" with no other context just to strike the terror of "what the fuck do you mean 'missing a note'" into people

[honest zephyr]

this would be hilarious if somebody didn't read the blind effect before clicking play and then they're just tossed into bloodbath

"what the fuck"

[prisma latch]

lmao

[indigo egret]

barbeque chicken alert

[honest zephyr]

Who Could Win This Blind In 1 Hand?

[buoyant kestrel]

set it to like 1e300 hands and make it so that you can only win on the last hand lmfao

amazing

[deft ore]

floating point imprecision jumpscare

[random holly]

someone please ;-; idk what to do and I was in a crazy good run

[prisma latch]

im just gonna leave it as "theres an fnf cover of the balatro theme playing, you gotta play to not lose all your hands and while there are gaps in the chart you gotta play hands"

no super hard fnf songs

cause this is. balatro

there are gonna be people who suck at fnf

or have never heard of it

[deft ore]

ah. "MANUAL_REPLACE". my behated

[random holly]

can I fix it?

[deft ore]

tldr runs fucked i think

[random holly]

oh

[deft ore]

report this to all in jest devs

[random holly]

well kms

how

[deft ore]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1357543332602970212

here

[random holly]

thanks

[honest zephyr]

for those who don't know: https://youtu.be/Xzb7apPvDos

[prisma latch]

if someone can guess what this blind does ill give them 2 dolar

[honest zephyr]

something to do with destroying playing cards

[random holly]

destroys the rightmost joker and adds its sell value as mult

[prisma latch]

not even slightly close

🫵 fnb player

tf is pafn

ok

[prisma latch]

astro if you can guess what this does ill put an astro joker in my mod

[crimson rain]

given you also mentioned Dave and Bambi are you referring to the one Matt FNF mod or whatever

-# also hi chat

ah okay lol

I knew of it myself but holy chart

I can’t do that gang I like my fingers

[prisma latch]

nobody calls it that

[crimson rain]

we are now /j

[honest zephyr]

yeah this blind is really easy, right?

[prisma latch]

still yet to get an answer even remotely near the right ballpark

[crimson rain]

I used to play rhythm games like GD and FNF but tbh they kinda fell off for me after a while

GD news I still tune in on but I don’t really play either anymore

[crimson rain]

is this intended to be a surgical knife or would I be grasping for straws here

either way would it either reduce base chips or mult at all

[prisma latch]

its not a surgical knife at all and no

its a normal knife

[crimson rain]

ok I thought so im just tryna think about how all Knife is used

[prisma latch]

and ill give you a hint
i said before, only the Funny Blinds (ones with unbalatro-like mechanics) get animation

but i really dont think anyones getting this lmao

[deft ore]

theres a knife following your cursor

if it hits it you die

instantly

[faint oyster]

lmfao

[prisma latch]

that would be funny but no

[deft ore]

all your cards are cut in half with a knife

[prisma latch]

SWOON

but no

[crimson rain]

Survival the Jeff the Killer

[crimson rain]

so this is Not such a blind im guessing

[prisma latch]

no it is, notice the blood drip

[crimson rain]

oh wai

[honest zephyr]

everybody's always like "oh my god!! red seal steel king!!"

[crimson rain]

yknow I sorta was thinking that too

[honest zephyr]

nobody's ever thought about. blue seal gold king

[crimson rain]

Still works great with Mike

*MIME

[prisma latch]

you're getting closer with "play an entirely different genre of game"

[buoyant kestrel]

MIKE, Shatter his kneecaps!

[prisma latch]

MIKE! GIVE ME AN ERIS

[crimson rain]

LOL

[prisma latch]

ok nobodys getting this im just gonna reveal it

[crimson rain]

is it a touhou or jojo reference instead of undertale perchance

[prisma latch]

dating sim

[honest zephyr]

funny thing is

[crimson rain]

Oh LOL

[deft ore]

why is the knife a dating sim

[crimson rain]

DDLC?

[prisma latch]

it's a reference to hit indie game Do Not Kill Me Jacob

[crimson rain]

oh

[prisma latch]

which you should all go play right now

[crimson rain]

I see

[prisma latch]

i can get real annoying about the niche indie games i like

[honest zephyr]

you should...

[crimson rain]

I also have Mike deck skin…. 👀

-# tho the icons for it are broken

[prisma latch]

it took me literally one blind to ditch the vanilla accurate blind symbols

[deft ore]

is that oops all sixes

[prisma latch]

its the opposite

all chances are 1 in 6

The Pip

you better pray if you go in with cavendish

oops all s

Slowman

Boron

Poker

[buoyant kestrel]

thats three letter changes

for Ancient Joker

[deft ore]

Wii Joker

[prisma latch]

this could actually be quite fun if not for the fact you have to double your joker count + 150 typod vanilla jokers

[buoyant kestrel]

Ancentt Joker

[prisma latch]

thats still programming 150 jokers presuming they get new effects based on the new name

lol

[indigo egret]

MIKE, RETRIGGER ALL HELD IN HAND EFFECTS!

[prisma latch]

or just a standalone mod

[wanton lintel]

mine craft

[wanton rapids]

what if you apply it twice...

[prisma latch]

mime craft..

[wanton lintel]

heres the image file of the t-shirt for no reason

[deft ore]

so retro

[wanton lintel]

the whole point is to be comically "retro" bullshit

[prisma latch]

i need to animate The Idiot to mark it as a funny blind but i can't come up with an animation for it

the enemy its based on from windowkill doesn't have any animation

it just kinda floats around

[deft ore]

make the blind image float around then

the idiot is the smiley face?

[prisma latch]

maybe i could give it a non-standard background and thats enough to consider it a funny

[prisma latch]

yeah

like the you are an idiot thing

[dull field]

make it rotate but, like, super slowly

[buoyant kestrel]

the two sides

[dull field]

on it, boss 🫡

[twilit tulip]

ik this message is from months ago but I'm trying to add the negative tooltip to my card and I'm so lost idk how to add it 😭 😭
is it just by adding something in loc_txt, I've been trying for a while now but idk xDD
(is this the wrong channel btw idk 😅 )

[honest zephyr]

guys do i sell the trio for the funds to buy wraith from the shop

[frigid mica]

Later when I get home, I should make a grandiose joker that spends money to create a random rare consumable via a button.

[dull field]

make it a button in the main menu though

[deft ore]

blunder

[honest zephyr]

i have brainstorm so after selling the trio the chance for blueprint is 1/19...

[frigid mica]

“A joker”

[deft ore]

sell the trio to get wraith into the trio

[honest zephyr]

oh my god you're right...

[dull field]

You could do it twice if you’re real lucky

[prisma latch]

fixed it
if you saw the smiley blind looking like that as opposed to looking normal like the top 4 you'd assume it was up to some bullshit right

[frigid mica]

Because I couldn’t think of any other joker requirement than “Undertale”

Fool, like Court Fool.

[deft ore]

yes

[frigid mica]

Fools are regal in old times, Y’know?

Fools are royal back then, Y’know?

Idk how to make that work

But you have to use the tarot card, you can’t keep it.

[forest knoll]

shoplift :3

[frigid mica]

I would not make a Solid Snake joker

But it’d be pretty easy to obtain him as a secret joker

[buoyant kestrel]

reposting this fellow

[frigid mica]

The way to do it

[prisma latch]

jaker..

[frigid mica]

Is by Selling the World.

[buoyant kestrel]

in my collection is:

• Balatro
• Undertale / Deltarune
• Dice a Million
  thats it lmfao

[frigid mica]

When it’s his time to score, he gives a joker slot instead.

[forest knoll]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[buoyant kestrel]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[tranquil vessel]

ikr

[deft ore]

kai cenat? thats new

usually its mr beast

[frigid mica]

Yeah wtf

[buoyant kestrel]

was successfully??? successfully what???

[frigid mica]

Kai Cenat

[tranquil vessel]

succesfully exclamation mark

[deft ore]

it was successfully!

obv

[buoyant kestrel]

THAT ONE!!!

mm yes

i'm going to torture myself

[buoyant kestrel]

the Fuck You sticker happens in many situations where a player attempts to circumvent a boss

it doesnt do anything

[honest zephyr]

this has become a whole bit in a friend group server i'm in

now i'm making a joker of it

[buoyant kestrel]

real

the achievement is called that because when it happens a clusterfuck is spawned in hand

make it look 3d

maybe give it a soul sprite

(which you can't normally i think)

i dont know actually

you should check

kool

haha

time for chaos

amazing

hmm yes very normal

[buoyant kestrel]

i made the suit names colour change by also impl the shader in lua lmfao

funny

also use button

what the fuck was i thinking

[lime siren]

attempting to make this deck work, the concept works but i need like 10 trillion runs to get the numbers right 😭

[buoyant kestrel]

this is certainly a deck of all time
i don't have cryptid so it didn't do golden though

[lime siren]

also what the fuck is a chromatic aberration, red and blue transparent colors go :clueless:

[buoyant kestrel]

hmm

[barren ridge]

did you ban stuff from the pool?

pluto is the default planet card

[buoyant kestrel]

they've MULTIPLIED

[frigid mica]

What if I make a separate mod to test out the new scoring params functions

[buoyant kestrel]

also

[worn rain]

wsg

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm not taking you, my child

i'm sorry

[frigid mica]

Unbounded Pack

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfao

[buoyant kestrel]

also you can't sell this

thats what your addiction is inescapable means

it screws with psuedorandom while calculation is happening and if the smods prob api wasn't used

this could be implemented

it would be hard and jank though...

mayhaps

yeah

most fixed chances are fixed to not allow you to abuse the thing

so

amazing!

[worn bone]

huh what

[buoyant kestrel]

heart of sevens

very mysterious

[worn bone]

to alll???????

is this your mod or

can i get a link

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't know if i want to release this thing

not because of those mind you

the difficulty is astounding

[worn bone]

rock bottom,,,

[buoyant kestrel]

like this

theres overpowered stuff

not sure it will help

this one is really funny imo

and mr. softlock

[worn dagger]

That’s so easy?

[buoyant kestrel]

you get a one-off good hand and you have to get it again

[barren ridge]

our lord and saviour cryptid can prevent the softlock

[buoyant kestrel]

also so many bosses just destroy builds

[indigo egret]

is there a heart of sixes too

[buoyant kestrel]

so you might not be able to get back to that

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[indigo egret]

so you could have the hearts of six seven

[lime siren]

And turn it into a crash :troll: (never played cryptid how stable is it)

[barren ridge]

pretty stable unless you have an outdated version or incompatible mod

[lime siren]

💥

[barren ridge]

but in this case it's a pretty basic feature being used: can't select cards? no problem, click play with 0 cards selected

[buoyant kestrel]

horrible

[lime siren]

What

As in

[indigo egret]

jamirror why are you making the mod of doom despair and everything unfair

[buoyant kestrel]

and ofc (blind req is the amount of hands)

[buoyant kestrel]

made actually

[lime siren]

Your poker hand levels?

[buoyant kestrel]

its been a while

[worn bone]

you should release this

[main path]

more ideas for my mod

[barren ridge]

amount of hand types played this run?

[buoyant kestrel]

no

just hand types

[lime siren]

You see its actually the fuck you in particular blind

[barren ridge]

so, 9 by default?

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

including secret/invisible

which i don't know if thats nine

[barren ridge]

oh that'd be so impossible with some mods

[buoyant kestrel]

zero hand size is there to specifically target cryptid

you aint playing none

[barren ridge]

if you have aikoshen, have fun playing words of every length from 3 to 85

[buoyant kestrel]

and this rounds ofc

this one isn't too bad but it isn't weighted by suits in deck

rounding down

[indigo egret]

checkered deck fans in shambles

[buoyant kestrel]

which kills you

[lime siren]

High card build enforcer

[indigo egret]

also, make it so only scoring suits count

[barren ridge]

does "changes every hand" include not allowed hands?

[buoyant kestrel]

maybe? i don't remember how i implemented it

hold on

yeah probably not

[worn bone]

are these like

super showdown blinds or something

when do they show up

[barren ridge]

yeah I've fought master blinds easier than these ones

[buoyant kestrel]

they're the replacements

[wanton lintel]

wild cards strike again

[worn bone]

the blank

[worn bone]

tbh what im most interested in is this fucked up shit what is this

[buoyant kestrel]

transmuted cards

[indigo egret]

tfym "???" mf you made the blinds how do you forget the score requirement

[buoyant kestrel]

black slime hid them

REDACTED

[rain orbit]

Is the blank just a built in chicot

With 2 less money at the end

[buoyant kestrel]

✅

chicot gets killed in later difficulties

so they deserve it i feel

[rain orbit]

[indigo egret]

does Blank turn into Antimatter in later difficulties

[buoyant kestrel]

no
it just doesn't exist
as its usually blank, boss, showdown boss

but in later ones its boss, showdown boss, tarot boss or showdown boss, tarot boss, spectral boss

[barren ridge]

and none of them are skippable?

[buoyant kestrel]

in later difficulties

the difficulty that obliterates chicot kills skipping as well

[dull field]

voucher bosses when

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing idea actually

i was thinking of having a win ante supersupersuperboss

lmfao

[barren ridge]

final blind amount is 10{e308}10

[buoyant kestrel]

fight me to win

[worn bone]

ruby plays the freedom motif

[barren ridge]

obsidian orb would go hard there

[buoyant kestrel]

btw win ante is usually 32 for ref

theres a diff that brings it to 64 though

yes

[heady sparrow]

hi das me

[barren ridge]

looks like a polterworx joker effect

[heady sparrow]

-# that's the point LOL

LMFAO

I just rejoined

:3

holy shit gender euphoria moment

thanks astro /gen

blue spaghetti and pronouns

TRUE

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm debating whether the final boss should be me or Aether Monolith since that one is an existing consumable, just incredibly hard to get and not belonging to a proper consumable category

ante 32 boss is Aether Monolith ante 64 boss is me

done

[lost inlet]

xdollars

[buoyant kestrel]

i just remembered it isn't just you can't sell

it can't be destroyed

ever

debug plus can't even do it

[near rampart]

am i cooking?

[buoyant kestrel]

0.75????

3/4's of a trigger??

[barren ridge]

glitch edition?

[near rampart]

no, its a consumable that halves the values of a random joker

pretty useful

[indigo egret]

I can't see a single case where that would be useful

[lost inlet]

invisible joker

[fathom gust]

really niche use

[lost inlet]

stuntman i guess

[worn dagger]

Car

[fathom gust]

-1 hand size and 125 chips

not really the best to say

[near rampart]

yeah, its because this is like a drawback

[indigo egret]

oh i see

I thought it was like, the consumable's whole effect

[honest zephyr]

i'm sorry, are these blinds based off jokers and consumables?

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah basically

blindprint is the only joker one though

[honest zephyr]

the fool
copies the effect of last ante's boss blind /j

[near rampart]

no, its like a joker that summons consumables, and theres that consumable that can do 4 things, one of that things is the halve values

[buoyant kestrel]

horrible

[honest zephyr]

oh there's cryptid crossmod? or is that just there no matter if you have cryptid or not

[buoyant kestrel]

uhh yeah pretty much

you need to be doing only okay to win

lmfao

[honest zephyr]

this is so fucking stupid

[barren ridge]

mr. bones should be able to save you since 100% > 25%

[buoyant kestrel]

it only appears if you have cryptid yeah

cryptid also allows for even worse blinds

multiplanets my beloved

[barren ridge]

at least it doesn't ask for ultimate pair

unironically harder than the entire deck

[honest zephyr]

the joke:

[buoyant kestrel]

?

and ofc

[sleek granite]

i love Blind That Kills You

[buoyant kestrel]

we've got many of those over here

[honest zephyr]

(there was a wraith in shop (playing ghost deck) and i was debating selling The Trio to use it for the 1/19 chance of me getting blueprint)

[sleek granite]

its such a Terrible Fucking Idea and so Anti-Balatro

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[barren ridge]

does this mod have broken stuff that helps you to counterbalance the broken bosses, or is it just instant death: the mod?

[buoyant kestrel]

sort of
some of its hard to get

and i'm not sure its enough lmfao

[honest zephyr]

finity crossmod releasing in 2040

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing

peak idea right there

[honest zephyr]

is this shit even balanced 😭

[buoyant kestrel]

i was also going to make a sandbox mode
basically whatever blind setup you want to test things

[indigo egret]

The slop thickens

[buoyant kestrel]

and you'd be able to make horrible challenges for others to beat

[honest zephyr]

me when 1 in 19 chance to spawn blueprint when blind is selected

[stone roost]

yo, is there any mod that makes controls like on iOS? you know, like drag them and drop to use

[buoyant kestrel]

like black hole being the only blind

[buoyant kestrel]

after like ante 3

[buoyant kestrel]

actually thats a really funny challenge

i'm adding it

[honest zephyr]

5.263% of getting the blueprint

[buoyant kestrel]

cavedish is there because otherwise this would be literally impossible

[barren ridge]

just find another xmult joker

[buoyant kestrel]

EVERYTHING is true negative

[honest zephyr]

so it's just ass

[buoyant kestrel]

the cavedish is there because of the playing cards

you would normally get into point debt

[honest zephyr]

OH WAIT

[buoyant kestrel]

true negative also acts like normal negative

[honest zephyr]

negative times negative equals positive

[buoyant kestrel]

theres an achievement for that

[honest zephyr]

i'm fucking stupid

[honest zephyr]

hm. how do i add a tooltip?

hm. okay.

is the blueprint tooltip key just j_blueprint

eh guess i'll fuck around and find out

[indigo egret]

thirst trap to get you to discard more

[indigo egret]

evil cavendish from hell

[unborn rain]

its ortalab

(balatro backwards)

awesome mod

[jaunty galleon]

WINDOWKILL MENTIONED

[hard plank]

what I wanna know is where's the caveman?

[deft ore]

yeah

[unborn rain]

hi

[indigo egret]

balatinder

this is where canio met his wife btw🔥

[hard plank]

am I too out of the loop?

[unborn rain]

where jokers meet their significant jesters

[indigo egret]

his former wife because he killed her for that xmult

[hard plank]

???

what even is going on here anymore

[balmy lily]

reminds me of those discord cardgames

[sleek granite]

hi chatlings

[umbral pilot]

morning, autumn :-)

how are you doing today?

[worn rain]

🥗

[dusty token]

good 8am

[hard plank]

am i too out of the loop???

[buoyant kestrel]

you're in a loop

[hard plank]

no

I don't understand anything

I genuinely am lost

[honest zephyr]

Okay

[honest zephyr]

In A Loop, You Say?

Erm... I Might Have A Little Experience With That.

[indigo egret]

joki poki

[barren ridge]

can't you just sell them right before beating the boss blind to win?

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing

i needed something that wouldn't strictly kill you

also you would have done at least 192 rounds at this point lmfao

you are ready

[buoyant kestrel]

(assuming skipping is disabled)

[storm forum]

-# ...god, SQFP...

[sweet bramble]

balatro

[indigo egret]

why is your mod evil and fucked up

[buoyant kestrel]

because i hate you /j

[indigo egret]

"I wanna be the guy" ah difficulty😭

[forest knoll]

bossslop /lh

[buoyant kestrel]

exactly ❤️

[honest zephyr]

This Deck Is Bad, Depending On Who You Are
Start with an Eternal Chicot

[buoyant kestrel]

💀

i mean i wouldn't say chicot is bad

its just not great compared to the others

and a little boring

[frigid mica]

Asriel and Minos were made with the intent to spawn pointers

I will make a super sonic joker later when the time is free

[hard plank]

@obtuse quiver

[frigid mica]

Then True Hyper Sonic will become a secret joker again.

[honest zephyr]

if you have cryptid mod the chicot is absolute

[honest zephyr]

but if you have aikoshen the chicot has the sigma sticker

[edgy plank]

does anyone know a mod that lets you enable and disable specific jokers

[buoyant kestrel]

real

[frigid mica]

Shadow the hedgehog is a legendary that gains x7 mult when you use a soul card

[sweet bramble]

banner https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1352154849579630592

[edgy plank]

thank U so much

i love you

[frigid mica]

Eggman will be a Dreamy Joker that gains 3 dollar sell value when jokers are triggered.

[hard plank]

do people really hate my bosses

sorry astro you don't get a say in this

[buoyant kestrel]

people generally dislike them

[frigid mica]

Dreamy Joker is Discont Epic Joker

[buoyant kestrel]

bro??

[hard plank]

i already heard bro out

[buoyant kestrel]

makes sense

[buoyant kestrel]

i haven't actually played with them
though i looked at some of them and thought it was a little absurd

not that im any better, however...

[hard plank]

ultimately i think it's funnier to say it like that

[honest zephyr]

hmm...

i like your thinking...

[honest zephyr]

i mean somebody would probably kill a man over this

[buoyant kestrel]

ONLY X????

/j

[hard plank]

no

i changed it

[buoyant kestrel]

real?

[honest zephyr]

hell i'd probably kill a man over this

[frigid mica]

Ante 30+ Boss Blind:
Artemis - 10x blind size for every time a Cryptid was used.

[honest zephyr]

oh you mean the blind that can destroy your entire build in one hand?

yeah love that idea 🥲

[buoyant kestrel]

well you'd like this i recon:

no more mult

[honest zephyr]

yeah at this point just get lily's mod that removes mult

[frigid mica]

This paired with UNIK’s mod and owning “Banned XChips” detrimental jokers

[buoyant kestrel]

also may as well post this now

[honest zephyr]

creates very interesting sounding attribute

[honest zephyr]

only on one blind

[buoyant kestrel]

and the cryptid crossmod

all meaning all

[honest zephyr]

can blind icons have a soul thing

[buoyant kestrel]

including playing cards

[frigid mica]

How tf would you get exotic cards

[buoyant kestrel]

you wouldn't

[honest zephyr]

you could probably make this look cool as hell

[grand geode]

"Destroy all playing cards"

[buoyant kestrel]

i would have to impl it

[grand geode]

Absolute Cinema

[buoyant kestrel]

✅

[honest zephyr]

it would look cool as hell if you did....

[buoyant kestrel]

HELL YEAH

[frigid mica]

So you just lose or you have to play a none for the rest of the run?

[buoyant kestrel]

yup

[honest zephyr]

yeah no if i got this i would've ripped my face off

[grand geode]

aikoyori play maimai with me

[frigid mica]

I would need to level up my none then

[buoyant kestrel]

many blinds of mine kill builds outright

unless you have a very specific setup

[frigid mica]

Absolute Dark Donald…

[hard plank]

how

[frigid mica]

Dark Donald is one of the jokers I made to combat all boss blinds.

[buoyant kestrel]

nil being any card in the game (since i forgot to put in a placeholder)

it starts at inf

and i made it so it doesnt insta win

since it normally does that due to talisman jank

[grand geode]

oh cool, complete slop

[buoyant kestrel]

yes

[sleek granite]

blind that says you lose the game

[buoyant kestrel]

✅

[sleek granite]

look at my game design

im so good at making video game

you cant win its so well designed

[buoyant kestrel]

game design? what's game design. over here we only have torture

[frigid mica]

The Game - You Lose.

[hard plank]

i wouldn't say my endless bosses are fair but they are not too bullshit trust

[sleek granite]

stop trying to beat players, start trying to entertain them, you might find people actually like your mod then

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't care about that

[worn dagger]

Bro someone join my friend’s server named poopslayer67 and their avatar was sonic showing his feel

[buoyant kestrel]

this isn't even released

that isn't relevant

[sleek granite]

so all youre doing is making your own copy of balatro unplayable for no reason

[frigid mica]

Finisher Boss Blind - The Holden - [REDACTED]

[buoyant kestrel]

no i made it unplayable to screw with my friend

and also i do find it fun

i am very weird

[sleek granite]

but then what is the point of sending anything about your mod here

[frigid mica]

You play a lot of bullet hell games?

[buoyant kestrel]

because its funny

to post 'kills you instantly' blind

[frigid mica]

Ja mirror

[hard plank]

yeah i keep all of the bullshits beyond endless

[sleek granite]

you do not intend to release it, so those in the chat who would even enjoy such a thing are just being taunted with a mod they cannot enjoy

[buoyant kestrel]

okay???

[buoyant kestrel]

not really

i mean undertale and deltarune ofc

but

thats like two lmfao

honestly why is bro getting so heated you don't have to care

[frigid mica]

Lesser Ante - Boss Blind - The Hope - Spawn a Mega Spectral Pack at the end of round.

Lesser Ante as in 0 or Negative Ante

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah i do not make these with the thought that this is balanced in any way

the whole concept was for it to be unbalanced, but not in the players favour

basically anti-cryptid

exactly

you want non vanilla balance
sure. you will still have to win your victory

[frigid mica]

Zero or Negative Ante should have… Bonus Blinds I guess? Instead of Boss Blinds.

Bonus Blinds should have rewards instead of challenges.

[buoyant kestrel]

negative ante scales double normal ante perhaps

[frigid mica]

What

[buoyant kestrel]

the ante scaling
double it

[heady sparrow]

I love how the xdollars is your biggest complaint with that Joker LMFAO

out of everything

the fucking xdollars

[frigid mica]

Bonus Blinds - The Messiah - 1 in 4 chance to spawn a legendary joker, otherwise +1 extra ante.

I should make a card that can manipulate ante value to whatever value you set it as.

[hard plank]

I'm going to crash the fuck out

[buoyant kestrel]

-10X Ante

[hard plank]

arrrgh

my mod needs more audience

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing

[frigid mica]

The Associate - Spawns a Fantastic Joker but +4 Ante

[buoyant kestrel]

honestly negative ante just feels like purgatory

[frigid mica]

Wdym

It’s good for scaling jokers

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah but

whenever i get there

its always some absurd shit like -1e300 ante

i got to -naneinf once

like i'm going to be there forever

[frigid mica]

Did you get it with cryptid or something

[buoyant kestrel]

entropy actually (the entropics which is cryptid crossmod but)

and oil lamp buffoonery

among other things

[frigid mica]

If you have cryptid enabled, use pointer and get astroglyph.

[buoyant kestrel]

oh that was a while ago

i actually won that run because it went back to naneinf

so uhh

yeah weirdest way to win a run ig

[frigid mica]

I don’t actually know how to make something like a secret joker spawn from a vanilla aspect like playing cards

[woven orchid]

entropy

[frigid mica]

What

How do I make Astro spawn from something like the world or sum

[wind token]

why not a ten or 2 tens for 420

[buoyant kestrel]

take ownership time ❤️

[wind token]

ok

[buoyant kestrel]

though there is a global calculate you should probably use instead

SMODS.current_mod.calculate

[hard plank]

what you know about

[wind token]

water thing deep

[buoyant kestrel]

you can set that

[forest knoll]

yea global calculate is probably better, since you don't want to have to copy-paste all of the vanilla code for the card into a take_ownership just to add a specific thing

[buoyant kestrel]

i don't remember what params it takes though

[wanton lintel]

antration mentioned (how the FUCK do you remember that shit)

[wanton lintel]

fair

[low vigil]

What mod is this?

[frigid mica]

CAFUNÉ - Secret Joker - (Always Eternal) something something hypermult when using a fantasy.

[buoyant kestrel]

mine
it isn't out

[low vigil]

Seems good

[buoyant kestrel]

seems is the key word

[low vigil]

It's going to be unbalanced

[hard plank]

@gray cove

[main path]

i think its just a joker calculate params minus the card arg

[plush hound]

she's dead aiko

[hard plank]

i will not give up

[low vigil]

I will be playing tho

[frigid mica]

Joker art would probably look something like this.

[wanton lintel]

aiko... the accident was years ago... /j

[hard plank]

nxkoo with his wacky ahh tag

[buoyant kestrel]

i will i'm still trying to make sure its decoupled from cryptid however
it was originally made with cryptid as a dep and then i remembered madness existed

[frigid mica]

I love this song why is it so fucking peam tho…

[hard plank]

honest to god

[buoyant kestrel]

and cryptlib for some reason doesn't provide the boss blind hook patches

[hard plank]

my mod must look crazy but feels balanced on adequate

[buoyant kestrel]

might make a commit for that ong

[worn dagger]

I love eating yogurt and apples like pretzels and hummus

[wanton lintel]

im scared how many more of my bullshit functions you remember

[frigid mica]

Secret tip: Dream and Fantasy both have low chances of spawning but never zero

This means if you have a mod like all in jest

And use the Talhak legendary joker

[wanton lintel]

my little sister used to eat cheese puffs dipped in yoghurt

screamcry

[light blaze]

does this go hard