⚙・modding-general

[deft ore]

you feel one one thousandth of nxkoo's daily torment

[plush hound]

sorry forge users, this joke is funny for ACTUAL DEVS only

[hexed canyon]

IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWNNUGGHH

[deft ore]

who needs jokerforge when you have a table

[buoyant kestrel]

joker table
hmmm

[hexed canyon]

fuck wait thats trye

[deft ore]

he would like that

[hexed canyon]

oh.

😬

[deft ore]

do you mean G.jokers.cards

or perhaps G.P_CENTERS

[exotic belfry]

Yeah he a freak fr

[deft ore]

we have a wealth of joker tables

[hexed canyon]

holy shit

[buoyant kestrel]

table of joker tables

[plush hound]

I'M NOT A FREAK

[woven crag]

table

[hexed canyon]

IM GONNA RUN FROM YOUUUGGHH

[deft ore]

now you're talking

[buoyant kestrel]

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME

[crimson rain]

“im fr a joker lmk”

[gentle forge]

You Wouldn't Download A Table

[crimson rain]

[buoyant kestrel]

FREAK LEVEL INF

[hexed canyon]

Fuck I already downloaded it

Maybe Im A Bad Person

[round ore]

dotLight

[polar pewter]

hey sorry

does anyone know what this green tag thing is?

[woven orchid]

custom settings for cryptid

[polar pewter]

ahhhhhh

[woven orchid]

i.e. youre playing on a gameset that has been modified from base

[deft ore]

tldr its a sign that youve sinned because you installed cryptid

[polar pewter]

alright thank you

[hexed canyon]

why are you screaming what happened

dont be scared

[polar pewter]

lmfao

[crimson rain]

leaves of death

-# this is a BTD joke

[daring grove]

if anyone actually knows how to use malverk how do i make a mod that uses the wild card replacement that i made i only seem to make the seals

[glossy mesa]

aw man

the deluge cataclysm card crashed

had an amazing high card build

(it was literally just high card with barely any scoring jokers, no idea how it was working

how interesting

[manic summit]

h

[glossy mesa]

pretty good common joker here

[woven orchid]

free advertising

[glossy mesa]

hmmm

what.

[honest zephyr]

Man... This Joker Is Awfully Jolly!

[woven crag]

balatruth nuke

[buoyant kestrel]

just watched a playthrough of mayhem for like two minutes

jesus

already broken

[woven orchid]

seems a bit short of every file in vallkarri in character count

[keen knoll]

i am here

[honest zephyr]

me when {1}3 Chips
When blind is selected, gain current hands as hyperoperator level

[grim rover]

man these effects sucks i wish i have better ideas for these

[buoyant kestrel]

(this is not my post)

[deft ore]

balatro

sans will you be making an appearance in deltarune chapter 5

grue

[glossy mesa]

negative cards

unless they're supposed to be buffs

[woven orchid]

now THAT seems accurate

[deft ore]

what was the error to cause such a big difference exactly

[woven orchid]

wasn't adding a / after directory names

[grim rover]

4 sins correspond to their sin jokers and converts the hand into their respective suits
and the last 3 converts the cards in hand to either Lucky, Gold or Steel

[woven orchid]

so it was looking for files like "ItemsJokersUncommon.lua" and not "Items/Jokers/Uncommon.lua"

which, obviously didn't exist

[grim rover]

as you can tell i have no ideas how to make them different

[woven crag]

no way its

[cloud cipher]

In my defense exattox played on a purposefully broken deck thats now exclusive to the broken gameset, that joker doesn't exist anymore and all of the videos were made before I actually cared about game design
In not my defense the mod is 11 months old and i should've realised how stupid it was a long time ago

[woven crag]

piss splash

[honest zephyr]

the effects definitely gave some whiplash

the screen shakes the fuck out and everything turns blue

and then back to normal happy balatro

[cloud cipher]

Well if you're gonna allow people to score hashtags you should make the game scream at you for that

[deft ore]

bluelatro

[cloud cipher]

Because those are not numbers humans understand

[woven crag]

what if balatro was blue

[light blaze]

mmmm

[woven crag]

zero?? or does it just show 0 outside runs

[cloud cipher]

I require context on why you are calcium from the tale that is under

[woven crag]

feels like it should start at 1 at least tbh

[honest zephyr]

makes me think of that one video where bart simpson runs into a wall and then it flashes white and then it shows glimpses of bart just running around

[light blaze]

shows 0 outside runs

[light blaze]

it starts at 1 if you play the game

[deft ore]

idk feels not the most useful considering you have to add aces for it to do anything

[keen knoll]

who are u

oh right i can check the profile

[grim rover]

they look pretty cool in negatives

[keen knoll]

aaastro?

[cloud cipher]

Ok sans i think you should remember that you are a mayhem beta tester

[deft ore]

am i cooking

[keen knoll]

no youre freezing

(good art)

[deft ore]

ive been listening to snowy while making this

[cloud cipher]

i genuinely cannot tell if that's your actual opinion or you're just acting like sans which apparently doesn't like hyperoperations

Yeah that's because i finally came to my senses

[cloud cipher]

*you're

[digital jungle]

is that fucking sans deltarune

[keen knoll]

ok are you doing this for fun or what im confused

[polar pewter]

thank you Crash 🙏

[deft ore]

sans do you have a shadow crystal

[polar pewter]

I really need to come up with some preset codes to type into the box whenever I get the 1/6 chance

[deft ore]

you get arbitrary code execution and you don't even have a million dollars

[digital jungle]

man what the hell

[polar pewter]

I just set it to 999,999
anything more than that feels unecessary for this run lol

[deft ore]

do for i = 1, 100 do SMODS.add_card{key = "c_cry_pointer", edition = "e_negative"} end

[polar pewter]

100 negative pointers...?

[keen knoll]

yep

[deft ore]

100 negative pointers

[woven crag]

ease_dollars(math.huge)

[polar pewter]

what's pointer

[keen knoll]

spawns any joker

[deft ore]

spawn anything except an exotic

any card

[keen knoll]

excluding exotic

i dont

[polar pewter]

I reroll like twice and that's it tbh lolz

[polar pewter]

Oh !! That one !!!

[deft ore]

or: SMODS.change_free_rerolls(math.huge)

infinite free rerolls

[polar pewter]

thank you lua scripters in chat

[keen knoll]

wonder if you could add events in the crash ace

[woven crag]

G.shop_jokers:change_size(math.huge)

dont do that actually if you value your pc

[polar pewter]

lmfao

[deft ore]

see no reason why you couldnt

[woven crag]

but its funny

[polar pewter]

you can do anything in the crash ace

it's ace

[keen knoll]

one line functions are annoying to deal with

[polar pewter]

the humble semicolon

[deft ore]

you could put in freerolls 100 pointers and also enable doe

[polar pewter]

doe?

[woven crag]

pretty sure it uses loadstring so you can also use /n for a new line

[deft ore]

deck of equilbrium

[polar pewter]

I'm dumb

mb

[deft ore]

think its just a G.GAME flag

[polar pewter]

oooo

[deft ore]

how much do you know about cancelled television

[keen knoll]

i wonder, is it possible to use the ace to make crash always give the 1 in 6 when using it

[deft ore]

probably

override it in G.P_CENTERS

although why make crash do it then

[keen knoll]

now that would be broken

[woven crag]

for i = 1, #G.jokers.cards do Cryptid.manipulate(G.jokers.cards[i], math.huge) end 🧠

[deft ore]

make like. the sun or something do it

[keen knoll]

override the file outright!!

[deft ore]

tarots are much easier to get

[keen knoll]

oil lamp if it was good:

[polar pewter]

accidentally hit ctrl+r whlie typing out a long code, kms

[light blaze]

know that i know what math.max does here's updated ace in the hole

[woven crag]

🤯

[deft ore]

can you add new jokers during runtime with crash

[polar pewter]

I think so

[keen knoll]

wow

[deft ore]

so the same is probably true with tarots

guarantee ace with crash then make a tarot that spawns negative copies of itself crash and pointer

also you can prob remove the pointer exotic thing

[woven crag]

you can just take ownership of a tarot too

[keen knoll]

just have pointer spawn gateway lol

[deft ore]

balatrue

[deft ore]

why though

destroy all your jokers?

and for a random exotic?

why not just spawn one with no downsides

[keen knoll]

oh

[polar pewter]

If someone does this PLS lmk

[keen knoll]

the best thing to spawn with pointer is perkeo for infinite pointers

as long as you find a ctrlv

[honest zephyr]

oh are we talking about crash's ace?

[deft ore]

yeah

[polar pewter]

or if someone comes up with a way to run from a text file, that'd be lit too

[deft ore]

SMODS.load_file probably

[keen knoll]

load_file() should work

[keen knoll]

at that point youre just modding the game lol

[honest zephyr]

tbh i've never used crash just for the sliver of a chance that i get the ace effect

[polar pewter]

wait fr just SMODS.load_file(filepath.txt) ?

I disagree but that's ok

[honest zephyr]

due to my luck i'd probably get hit with the ones that actually crash the game

[polar pewter]

Yeah but then you just like
reopen the game and keep playing

[keen knoll]

my game takes a full 2m to boot lol

[woven crag]

you can also use ace to execute G.GAME.USING_CODE = true; G.ENTERED_ACE = ""; G.CHOOSE_ACE = UIBox({definition = create_UIBox_crash(card), config = {align = "bmi", offset = { x = 0, y = G.ROOM.T.y + 29 }, major = G.jokers, bond = "Weak", instance_type = "POPUP" }})

[polar pewter]

what does that do

[keen knoll]

whats thats do

[honest zephyr]

um.. what does this do

[woven crag]

it opens the ace window

[deft ore]

it opens the ace menu

[polar pewter]

oops

[deft ore]

from crash

[polar pewter]

wait insane big brain

[deft ore]

what if you have this run whenever you use a consumable

[keen knoll]

wait so it just opens itsslf?

[polar pewter]

yes lol

[deft ore]

exactly

[woven crag]

i think ace as an idea is interesting but the fact that crash has basically no downside is kinda eh

[deft ore]

🧠

[light blaze]

first xmult joker i make and shit is already crashing 😭

[polar pewter]

Yeah I think it's just meant to be a silly thing more than anything else

[polar pewter]

Was wondering that

[woven crag]

infinite crash

[honest zephyr]

i don't really like the one crash effect where it just keeps creating cards until the game crashes from too many cards on-screen

[woven crag]

just close the game manually

[polar pewter]

alt+f4 is faster

lmfao

[honest zephyr]

my stupid ass just kinda. waits for the inevitable

[polar pewter]

sigh

[deft ore]

until...

everything stops

[honest zephyr]

i'm literally that one image of the dog with their eyes closed

[worn dagger]

Okay sans time to die.

[woven crag]

what if you used ace to do G = nil

[deft ore]

no this was my buddy in tv college

what if you used ace to uninstall balatro

[honest zephyr]

what are the limits of the crash ace

[worn dagger]

one sans fight later

[deft ore]

nothing

it's ace

[woven crag]

none

[deft ore]

theres practical limits based on your computer

[honest zephyr]

can you like. make whole new consumables and jokers and shit...?

[woven crag]

actually what if you used ace to do _G = {}

[worn dagger]

shrugs

[honest zephyr]

so i can do nothing with it Brilliant

thank you Sans Undertale

[deft ore]

yes

[woven crag]

yeah you can add new cards during runtime i think

[deft ore]

idk if the game is designed to add cards during runtime but it's cryptid

things were already breaking

[woven crag]

just make a crash 2 which always does ace

clearly

[honest zephyr]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!!!!

[worn dagger]

pulls out le real knife

[dusty token]

actually, nothing happened

[woven crag]

why not

[worn dagger]

cuts a chicken fried steak

[woven crag]

_G is supposed to be the table of all the globals right

[deft ore]

yeah

[worn dagger]

Me tired

[indigo egret]

doom speedrun inside Cryptid when?

[deft ore]

by doom speedrun do you mean speedrun doom or speedrun making doom

or both

[indigo egret]

both

[dusty token]

true but you're setting the <env>._G not the <env>

[worn dagger]

Sure

[deft ore]

starting from a fresh cryptid save file beat doom in the game as fast as possible

[woven crag]

what if you use ace to do G.GAME.modifiers.zenith = true

[deft ore]

what does zenith do

[polar pewter]

erm

what's zenith yeah

[woven crag]

entropy zenith stake modifier

all blinds are endless entropy

[worn dagger]

Terraria

[deft ore]

look mark i made a steak

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to make a joker that gives +5 mult

[woven crag]

🔥

[polar pewter]

holy

[honest zephyr]

genius!

[deft ore]

you fool

using the crash ace to make a joker that gives... +5.5 mult

[woven crag]

what if you used crash to run win_game()

🔥

[deft ore]

what if you used crash to run one of the other crash functions and crash the game anyways

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to run one of the normal crash effects anyway...

[polar pewter]

Yeah I did this the first time I saw it tbh

[woven crag]

what if you did G.GAME.modifiers.entr_platinum = math.huge; G.GAME.modifiers.entr_meteorite = 1 with entropy installed

🔥

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to make a joker that's just an mp3 player 🔥

[round ore]

does it reset when a heart is scored

or it just doesnt increase

[honest zephyr]

man i really want to listen to my songs while playing balatro but i don't feel like tabbing out of balatro....

[worn dagger]

Doesn’t increase

[woven crag]

what if you used ace to run G:start_run()

or even

G:delete_run()

[round ore]

its unclear

[honest zephyr]

gotta listen to rob zombie while playing balatro, but MAN i don't feel like tabbing out of balatro...

[round ore]

incredible formula

[woven crag]

what if you used crash to do function Card:is_suit() return true end

[woven crag]

what the fuck

what is this

[light blaze]

joker testing going great

[worn dagger]

Crystal’s number

No

[woven crag]

oh okay i thought it wouldve been 67

[worn dagger]

This is

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to code a joker but it crashes the game anyway

[woven crag]

using the crash ace to create an ace

[deft ore]

attempt to compare number with table

using the crash ace to create a second copy of crash

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to code a joker but you forget that talisman requires everything to be in to_big so it crashes

[woven crag]

i should make my mod without talisman compat and then tell cryptid players to use ace to recode my jokers for talisman

[deft ore]

using the crash ace to load the entire mod

[woven crag]

using crash ace to for key, _ in pairs(G.P_CENTERS) do G.GAME.banned_keys[key] = true end

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to pull up a prompt to order mcdonalds

[deft ore]

using the crash ace to find more jokes about what to do with the crash ace

ok

what

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to add cardpronouns compat for every joker in cryptid

[woven orchid]

cardpronouns mentioned

[deft ore]

balances pronouns

[woven orchid]

guys did you know

sha1 is really fucking slow

it takes like 5 seconds to run on a 500,000 char long string

[woven crag]

using crash ace to do for _ = 1, 5 do table.remove(crashes, 1) end

[woven orchid]

real,,

[honest zephyr]

i'm based so i made a joker based off one of my ocs and added cardpronouns compat so that everybody knows their pronouns are he/they

[round ore]

bro tip use sha3-512 it's 10000x faster (source trust me bro)

[deft ore]

pumpkin / pumpkin s

[woven orchid]

bro tip die

[deft ore]

The family's fighting again.

[manic summit]

wokeface

Log off lil bro 🙏

[polar pewter]

alr I found the perfect use of a crash card ggs

[honest zephyr]

that oc is a gay introvert demiboy catboy btw........

[manic summit]

femboy mod 💀💔🥀

[deft ore]

why is your ante only -99

why isnt that lower

[honest zephyr]

everybody has different tastes...

[polar pewter]

Waifu mod oops

[manic summit]

roleplaying in modding chat before gta6 💔🥀

[polar pewter]

Idk ur right

genuinely tho I just want to eventually end the run lmfao

[deft ore]

💔 🥀 in modding-chat 💔 🥀

[honest zephyr]

oh it's a waifu mod?

[manic summit]

It's called the waifu mod but it's femboys

[honest zephyr]

Erm... Wait a tick... That doesn't sound right...

[polar pewter]

either way it's nice

not a gooner, I just like seeing pretty people

[manic summit]

the bit isn't funny 🙏

[balmy lily]

i think i might've ruined my mod

[honest zephyr]

nah i lowkey get it...

[deft ore]

its finally complete

[honest zephyr]

What Have You Done.

[woven orchid]

frowns and then explodes

[deft ore]

do i need more C:attention

[polar pewter]

someone add the pronoun mod to the mod manager fr

[woven orchid]

im gonna start attentionfarming in 20 minutes

[woven orchid]

i'm not adding it i'm so sorry

[woven orchid]

someone else is 100% allowed to add CardPronouns to BMM but i'm not doing it myself
[i am being explicit in this message so that it is with proof in one full screenshot. if you need it for whatever reason.]

[manic summit]

@plush hound JOB

[woven orchid]

censor that, he's sensitive

[polar pewter]

wait did u develop it,,,

sorry I'm new here

[woven orchid]

yes

i made cardpronouns

[manic summit]

He deserves it tho

[woven orchid]

top 10 mid tier creations of my life

[polar pewter]

Oh wait I thought u made the bmm lol

[vivid seal]

i will give you my attention my dear IMAGE_FRIEND without the IMAGE_

[honest zephyr]

using the crash ace to pull up the chinese restaurants in the hood be like video

[woven orchid]

yes give me attention im dying

[polar pewter]

I like it :)

[manic summit]

that's like saying "I'm real, am i cool"

[woven orchid]

i've been awake for so long it feels like earlier today was yesterday

[polar pewter]

REAL

[woven orchid]

i hate this feeling so much actually

[deft ore]

there are people who prefer not to be referred to by pronouns whatsoever

[woven orchid]

why can't i have one stream of consciousness :(

[manic summit]

me when I spend all day on my computer

[vivid seal]

lets have a LOOK

[vivid seal]

ok maybe you should go rest

[deft ore]

do i need more orange

[deft ore]

lily it's late go to bed

[woven orchid]

i'm working

[limpid lake]

go full rainbow and change colors every word

[vivid seal]

your wellbeing is more important

go to bed

[grim rover]

okay what if they're all passive eternal and only obtainable once per run

[honest zephyr]

it come with eggwuh
Huh?

[woven orchid]

um No

[vivid seal]

..

what do you mean no

[woven orchid]

guys i promise i'm only developing on month-old SMODS for backwards compatibility. trust me .

[polar pewter]

Lily is it like j*b work or just mod work though,,,

[woven orchid]

mod work

[polar pewter]

hmmmmm

worth then

[woven orchid]

at this point it feels like a job but one that i enjoy though

[vivid seal]

oh is it because of the ante not progressing stuff

[woven orchid]

no lol

[vivid seal]

ah

[woven orchid]

i just didnt feel like updating

for the last 38 days

[manic summit]

that's fixed already

[limpid lake]

I'd like a job i enjoyed
... or a job at all, these days. friggin economy

[vivid seal]

is it?

i haven't checked

[woven orchid]

umm

does anyone have a good way to crash the game via dp eval

can't think of one rn that wouldn't just crash the dp console itself

[vivid seal]

divide by zero

[woven orchid]

that would only crash the console itself is the issue

i need to crash the game in order to test this

[vivid seal]

uhhhh

compare then

[honest zephyr]

does tangents have a it come with eggwuh joker already

[manic summit]

that just gives nan or something

[woven orchid]

only crashes console

[honest zephyr]

I Am Going To Compare Them

[woven orchid]

this is MY image

MY image circulating

i feel so proud

[daring sluice]

eval G = nil

[vivid seal]

oh fuck off how do we force crash

[woven orchid]

true...

[vivid seal]

i love your image bro

[woven orchid]

?????

IT DIDNT CRASH?

[woven crag]

theres a crash hotkey iirc

[vivid seal]

I've shared it outside of balatro servers unironically

[daring sluice]

oh wait

[deft ore]

i think debugplus actually stops you from doing that

[daring sluice]

eval _G.G = nil

[woven orchid]

yeah that . seems right

[daring sluice]

mb

[woven orchid]

oh u right

[deft ore]

for. obvious reasons

[honest zephyr]

@plush hound did you or did you not...

[vivid seal]

what is nil anyways

[woven orchid]

yes..,,,,

[daring sluice]

nothing value

[woven crag]

not exist

[woven orchid]

& it uses t hreads so

[vivid seal]

wouldnt that be just nan then

[limpid lake]

nil

[woven orchid]

maybe you'll have like 10 less fps for the first 10s of gameplay

[vivid seal]

no wait nan is not a number

[woven orchid]

but otherwise it's ccompletely unnoticed

[vivid seal]

what is nil then

[woven crag]

yeah

nil is nothing

[vivid seal]

not in list?

[woven crag]

doesnt exist

[daring sluice]

nothing

it literally means nothing

it's not an abbreviation

[vivid seal]

aw shucks

[polar pewter]

Nothing in Life

[woven crag]

balatrue

[limpid lake]

nan is "this math doesn't make sense", nil is "this value doesn't exist at all"

[true dew]

it's time for bees

[woven crag]

eval bees

[polar pewter]

Corny

sorry

[limpid lake]

[vivid seal]

nan me this, nil me that

[woven orchid]

and yes the hash changes if you change files ,, because thats how hashes work

[vivid seal]

🏗️

[woven orchid]

basically i can tell if youre on outdated // fucked up vallkarri

[manic summit]

are you winning then

[true dew]

bees

[manic summit]

Peak

[next wind]

found my first shiny ..

[vivid seal]

personalized copy of vallkarri /j

[woven crag]

might steal this

[woven orchid]

please don't

not because of permission bs

legally and morally please take my code

but it's so shitly made

[woven crag]

ok

[daring sluice]

steal her code and give it to me please

[woven orchid]

they need to fucking KILL ME

[woven crag]

i think this mod hash thing is great actually though

[daring sluice]

looks fine to me

[woven crag]

because it allows you to scream at people with fucked up mod files

[manic summit]

Put it in smods ‼️

[woven crag]

or old versions

[plush hound]

its already in

[daring sluice]

it's really slow do NOT put ts in smods

[willow wolf]

i think i've created a monster

[woven orchid]

the problem is its slow as Fuck

[vivid seal]

optimize them put in smods

[woven orchid]

and also i hate my own code generally

[limpid lake]

i mean you can do that one with just version numbers in your json

[manic summit]

✅

[woven orchid]

please don't make me do a code review of my own code i will actually cry

[dusty token]

i assume the recursive concat dir involves fs, in that case put it in the thread too

[woven orchid]

whats better about putting it in the thread

[daring sluice]

1% faster

[woven orchid]

sobs

[willow wolf]

hi aiko

[daring sluice]

0.01% if all it does is collect file paths

[true dew]

why are bees so hard to build towards??

[willow wolf]

WAIT THAT WASNT AIKO

[woven orchid]

it takes ~0 [any time unit] to do that
any time unit because 0 infinities is 0 seconds

[daring sluice]

thanks for speaking

[woven orchid]

i love using words

im about to turn into aikoyori . no i am not going to clarify what that means

[chilly pine]

hello fellows

[vivid seal]

lily you should add me to vallkarri /j

[woven orchid]

maybe cg can guess because of what we talked about the other day but otherwise nobody else is probably going to understand it

[chilly pine]

today i will drink some orange juice

[woven orchid]

are you done roleplaying as sans yet

[woven crag]

there is nothing i love more than PRONOUNS!!!

[woven orchid]

damn it

[sleek granite]

lily

[woven orchid]

autumn! hi

[sleek granite]

sorry

[chilly pine]

hello

[woven orchid]

what did i do im so sorry

[vivid seal]

my bad

[woven orchid]

my head is craving a brick wall right about now

i deleted nxkoo from vallkarri in the most recent commit

[vivid seal]

i don't think brick walls are healthy

[daring sluice]

sorry sorry sorry sorry

[daring sluice]

you think im gonna remember anything

[woven orchid]

youre on a vaguely correct track ,, but not specifically that

[woven crag]

sorry

[chilly pine]

sorry

[vivid seal]

my bad

[daring sluice]

sorry

[woven orchid]

lo siento

[chilly pine]

Today i will try making psychedelic rock

[woven orchid]

today i will be using magic mushrooms, as my film teacher recommended to us in class on the first day

[vivid seal]

today i will add more mods to the everloving hoard of mods i amassed

blush blush

[woven orchid]

dont add cryptid dont add cryptid dont add cryptid dont add cryptid

[chilly pine]

wtf why do yall have plans for today i thought that was my thing

[woven orchid]

i wish i could go to sleep

[vivid seal]

im sorry but a ultramodded modpack without Cryptid is a sin

[vivid seal]

...go to bed then

[woven orchid]

no

[chilly pine]

playing cryptid is the only sin here

[vivid seal]

i slept 6 hours just fine after i left vc

[vivid seal]

send me straight to hell then

[chilly pine]

ok

[woven orchid]

i was about to say something but i realize

it's not something i can send in here

[vivid seal]

why

[manic summit]

no

[woven orchid]

soon there will be vallkarri content that will probably get me banned if i talk about it

[vivid seal]

is it that one you've talked about 6 hours ago on stream

[chilly pine]

maybe

[vivid seal]

and then ruby joined

[daring sluice]

a certain tauic

[vivid seal]

and you tried to convince ruby to add it so you could add tauic version of it

[woven orchid]

perhaps

[deft ore]

soon...

[vivid seal]

Lily. waltz your fucking way to bed right nyow

[woven orchid]

no.

[chilly pine]

lily do you like oranges or grapefruit

[woven orchid]

i'm feeling emotions tonight i need to savor this before i wake up tomorrow and feel nothing

[woven orchid]

i think oranges

[vivid seal]

lily.

bed.
now

sleepy time

[chilly pine]

why

[woven orchid]

you can't convince me of anything

[vivid seal]

oh i can

[manic summit]

Strawberries are the best fruit

[vivid seal]

i can

[deft ore]

lily rate every fruit

[woven orchid]

oranges are old reliable while grapefruits i think are a bit further out there

[woven orchid]

yes sir or maam i don't remember

[chilly pine]

hm

[chilly pine]

what about grape

grape and oranges

[deft ore]

you're not lily

also objectively incorrect

[vivid seal]

bananas in d 🥀

[woven crag]

bananas SUCK

[chilly pine]

wtf??

[manic summit]

TRUE

[deft ore]

you are also objectively incorrect

[vivid seal]

raisins in B?????? im leaving

[chilly pine]

i didnt realize i was talking with a bunch of MANIACS

[woven crag]

bananas are dogshit unless they are used in some other recipe

[vivid seal]

you're a vile monster dude

[woven crag]

no

[deft ore]

that ill give to you

[chilly pine]

bananas are GOATED

[woven crag]

i hate the texture of bananas

[deft ore]

that doesn't make them d tier though

[woven crag]

and also they taste wierd

[deft ore]

at least b tier

[woven crag]

i was under the impression that this was only rating the base form

[chilly pine]

bananas are solid a tier

[deft ore]

no this is a general tier list

[manic summit]

They have the worst texture and they have no goodness to them, IDK how to explain what that means

[woven crag]

i love this image

[chilly pine]

apple is like the generic fruit so i guess its going in b tier

[manic summit]

Apples are goated tho

[deft ore]

apples are certainly a fruit

not much more to say on them

[chilly pine]

apples are alright

yeah

its a fruit

and thats it

[deft ore]

they're red sometimes

[woven orchid]

here's my fruit tier list
-# note: this is only for eating them straight-up or with minimal prep. hence why limes and lemons are in F

[deft ore]

have you really never had a grape

[woven orchid]

i gave up on the whole tierlist because i didn't recognize most of thema
unfortunately i don't really get a chance to have many of those fruits

[woven orchid]

is that a grape?

[chilly pine]

grapes are cool

[woven orchid]

i thought that was some other thing

[deft ore]

yeah i think so

hard to tell

[woven orchid]

if its a purple grape then id say A tier

[chilly pine]

yeah valid

[deft ore]

based

[woven crag]

also never had cantaloupe is WILD

[manic summit]

mangos in s is respectable

[woven crag]

MANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chilly pine]

goated tier list

i wouldve put pear up a notch

[woven orchid]

ive only really had a cantaloupe in my possession like once or twice

[manic summit]

I havent either

[deft ore]

mangoes are goated

[woven orchid]

i feel like their flavor is really good but their texture is just too grainy

[woven crag]

a dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you

[woven orchid]

similar with avocado

[chilly pine]

oh NO

[woven orchid]

their flavor is fine. i hate the mushy texture

[woven crag]

you know this face, even in its absence

[manic summit]

I don't like avocados

[chilly pine]

i havent ate guac because its not really common in china

i assume theyre the same thing

[daring sluice]

mmmfgh watermaleon

[manic summit]

It's like avocado dip basically

[woven orchid]

guac is just avocado but mashed and mixed with stuff like lime juice and other assorted goods and vegetables

[daring sluice]

you speak like a pro fruit eater

[woven orchid]

i fucking love fruit

[chilly pine]

cherries are a tier i feel like

[woven orchid]

mm

[deft ore]

cherries are b tier imo

[woven orchid]

personally i would absolutely annihilate some black cherries

but that's just me

[manic summit]

I HATE YOU

[woven orchid]

i ate a whole bag of them in one day before . it was bad (that i did that, the cherries were amazing)

[daring sluice]

oh god

what did that do to your gut

[manic summit]

Cherries and strawberries are UNMATCHED with how good they are

[chilly pine]

cherries are great but i hate doing the core and stem thing

[daring sluice]

ive never had a cherry in my life

[chilly pine]

strawberries are goated though

[woven orchid]

strawberries are too squeaky

no i'm not going to clarify

[deft ore]

that's what holds them back imo

without it theyre a tier

[manic summit]

just each pitless cherries then

[chilly pine]

the taste makes up for it

[daring sluice]

i think i want to die without eating cherries

[woven orchid]

why

theyre a damn good fruit

[deft ore]

strawberries are overrated

[daring sluice]

idk i just think it'd be cool

[chilly pine]

cherries are pretty good you should still try them

[woven orchid]

they're not going to put it on your tombstone

[manic summit]

you're a bad person

[daring sluice]

im not a hater i just don't want to eat em

[vivid seal]

go to bed

[deft ore]

says who

[vivid seal]

before i strangle you over your opinion

[daring sluice]

i want madeline carved into my tombstone

[woven orchid]

they're not gonna say
"CG: 200X - 2025
never are a cherry"

[woven orchid]

no

[deft ore]

so true

[vivid seal]

do it

[woven orchid]

wait you get it holyy fuck

i was so worried i would sound insane

[manic summit]

you do

[woven orchid]

Fall.

[deft ore]

i think we both sound insane

[daring sluice]

200X like like like chonny jash

[deft ore]

i get it though

[vivid seal]

you're the one fall-ing off

[woven orchid]

aren't you literally a crab

[vivid seal]

lily up your opinions girl

[daring sluice]

any jashers in chat

[vivid seal]

uppen your opinions

please

they're so bad

[woven orchid]

uppies

[chilly pine]

wtf is squeaky

[woven orchid]

.<

[manic summit]

bananas are HORRIBLE

[woven orchid]

sorry i'llnever do that again

i apologize i apologize i apologize

[chilly pine]

its not like it makes a sound

[daring sluice]

fine ill give you uppies *kicks you into the sun

[woven orchid]

good emoughn,

[manic summit]

😨😨

[deft ore]

dont punt her into the sun

[vivid seal]

i didn't say anything against it but i am against your opinions on certain fruit and vegetables

[woven orchid]

it's nice and warm up here

[vivid seal]

so yeah, you're a nerd *guitar riff plays*

[daring sluice]

i could also do picks you up and scratches you but that would just be TOO nice

[woven orchid]

realistically lily felli would actually hate that because she is always very warm due to Logic

[manic summit]

I need to make vegetables tier list

[deft ore]

bananas on their own are like. b tier

[vivid seal]

fear has awoken in my eyes

[chilly pine]

bananas are a tier regardless

[woven orchid]

i need to make sea animal as dinner tier list

so i can put crab in F tier

[daring sluice]

DIE

[chilly pine]

shrimp

[woven orchid]

oh

[deft ore]

mewo

[woven orchid]

okay

[chilly pine]

🦐

[daring sluice]

im kidding you're Entitled to your opinion on crabs

[vivid seal]

i mean, this means that i dont taste good which means theres no reason to eat me

[woven orchid]

oh no i meant crab the person

[manic summit]

I've never eaten sea food

[woven orchid]

not crab the food

[daring sluice]

oh

oh okay

[chilly pine]

shrimp is pretty goated

[daring sluice]

cool

[woven orchid]

ive never eaten crab unfortunately

[vivid seal]

you tried to insult me and you failed to do so

[chilly pine]

i like it a lot

[daring sluice]

omg you need to

go to a place with good crab and eat crab

[vivid seal]

you FOOL. you BUFFOON. you JESTER.

[daring sluice]

and by place i mean..geographically

[woven orchid]

there's one like 3 weeks away

[manic summit]

Chat do I eat sea food at some point

[woven orchid]

FUCK AM I ON ABOUT

???😭

[deft ore]

can we rank modding-chat users but the only person on there is crabus

[vivid seal]

sans wouldnt say that

[woven orchid]

i mean like . 3 blocks away

[chilly pine]

fish is b tier i also like it but the bones make me want to kill myself

[daring sluice]

fym 3 weeks away

[vivid seal]

add nxkoo so i'm not alone

[manic summit]

Squeaky strawberries

[daring sluice]

why would you want to be alone with nxkoo

freak

[deft ore]

i don't have space to put him where he deserves

[daring sluice]

you should try someday

[drowsy parrot]

good Midnight i woked up

[daring sluice]

ts peak

[daring sluice]

haiiiii

[woven orchid]

guys do i change my name again just so i am different from character lily

[deft ore]

hi pangaea

[vivid seal]

so i can be on a higher ranking than him

[chilly pine]

if you want

[deft ore]

rate fruits with us

[daring sluice]

probably not i can usually tell the difference

[vivid seal]

[chilly pine]

opinion on bananas

[woven orchid]

yeah but every day the character becomes less and less me and more unique so i feel like its starting to tear apart

[daring sluice]

it would be a lot easier to just call character lily "felli" right

[vivid seal]

felli lelli

[manic summit]

WORST FRUIT EVER

[vivid seal]

blehh

[chilly pine]

well i didnt ask YOU

[deft ore]

this has got to be ragebait

[manic summit]

lily feel e

[drowsy parrot]

people kiss that fruit wayyyy too much

[woven orchid]

??

[chilly pine]

wtf

[daring sluice]

we are NOT bringing back lily feel me

[manic summit]

I'm deadass

[deft ore]

????

[vivid seal]

HUH

[plush hound]

wrong server

[woven orchid]

i'm not going to do that

[chilly pine]

fuck you niko

[woven orchid]

love you niko

[vivid seal]

nxkoo i hope you have the most painful diarrhea

[woven orchid]

nxkoo please have a good night

[manic summit]

He'd probably want that

[vivid seal]

just kidding you're okay

[drowsy parrot]

i love confusing people as i woke up it gives me life energies

[chilly pine]

go eat a cannonball

[woven orchid]

i am a good person right

[daring sluice]

i almost just pressed send on the worst message ever

someone kill me

[woven orchid]

i need to know

[deft ore]

niko please get tormented by nightmares

[plush hound]

i love all of you

[vivid seal]

YOU HATE STRAWBERRIES

[woven orchid]

i don't

[daring sluice]

yes!

[chilly pine]

I FUCKING HATE YOU

[woven orchid]

i just don't think theyre worthy of A tier

[vivid seal]

i.... i can't accept that.

[chilly pine]

GO TO HELLL

[drowsy parrot]

thats to me isnt it

[deft ore]

yes

[manic summit]

DM it to me

[daring sluice]

y'all too curious

[woven orchid]

i love strawberries but theyre too squeaky so B tier

[manic summit]

👎

[chilly pine]

strawberries are a solid a tier

[vivid seal]

lily i can not tolerate this

[chilly pine]

fym

[vivid seal]

remove me from vallkarri.

[deft ore]

strawberries are overrated in other ways imo

[chilly pine]

its not s tier territory though

[deft ore]

c tier

[woven orchid]

cg come on consider how friendly we are ,, think of what happened thursday ,, you have to tell ME

if ANYONE

[manic summit]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[woven orchid]

PLEASE

[daring sluice]

fiiineee

[chilly pine]

rating times to sleep

[manic summit]

Me next

[deft ore]

never

b tier

[chilly pine]

youre dead

[vivid seal]

im asriel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[manic summit]

6 am A tier

[chilly pine]

ok im curious do yall take naps

[woven orchid]

top 10 numbers
number 10: 10
number 9: 8
number 7: 9
number 8: 7
number 6: 6
number 5: 1
number 4: 3
number 2: 5
number 1: 2

[manic summit]

Sometimes

[deft ore]

no

[manic summit]

valid

[drowsy parrot]

uuurrrggghhhh barely awake with tank top weirdly worn clutching a cup of coffee what should i do

[daring sluice]

tell atha why you divorced her and i tell you what i didn't say

[indigo egret]

I saw a streamer play my mod

[sleek granite]

evil

[vivid seal]

i usually have enough energy to last the whole day

so i don't

[drowsy parrot]

not usually

[chilly pine]

i usually dont but i just get really tired at noon

[vivid seal]

drink it?

[indigo egret]

He picked Nikola and died to the X2 score requirement, forgot to scale The Mouth, never used Hapoten

[woven orchid]

can someone play my mod

[daring sluice]

depends what class im in

[woven orchid]

on stream or upload video

[chilly pine]

2 is goated as number 1

[vivid seal]

what's the magic word

[woven orchid]

make content of vallkarri please

[drowsy parrot]

dude

[deft ore]

144p no audio

[drowsy parrot]

i can play it rn on vc

[vivid seal]

actually

[woven orchid]

i swear there's like so little media of it comparing it to the amount of people actually playing

[vivid seal]

i could convince exxa i think

[woven orchid]

i mean like. on youtube or twitch

[chilly pine]

rating sample packs

[dense egret]

xd??

[woven orchid]

you should do that

[drowsy parrot]

im not populous

[daring sluice]

it'll get hit on wheel next time

[vivid seal]

shooters gotta shoot

[daring sluice]

trust

[chilly pine]

kshmr A-

[woven orchid]

i can only think of the one stream from unseen

[chilly pine]

v3 and below are goated

v4 is fine

[woven orchid]

which . he was the goat for doing thatr

[chilly pine]

skip to my loops b tier

[drowsy parrot]

thank you.... who?

[daring sluice]

that stream was goated but he was lowkey stressing me out

[drowsy parrot]

idk never saw them

[chilly pine]

its funky but i dont use it a lot

[daring sluice]

he's so AGGRESSIVE

[drowsy parrot]

theyre unseen

[woven orchid]

😭

[chilly pine]

the other fucking uh 90s sample packs like C+ i guess

[drowsy parrot]

what you mean?

[daring sluice]

i feel like i was one message away from being killed

[woven orchid]

oh yeah vallkarri is also in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cyZeNxTiSU but it has less than 100 views,,

[chilly pine]

i havent used them but they have some really cool sounds

[drowsy parrot]

oh wuz he angy

[woven orchid]

wdym

[deft ore]

i think you had 2-3 still

[daring sluice]

like if i said some not funny shit he'd just be like "cg you're getting SMITED" and then there's a brrrt above my house and then im dead

[deft ore]

priest goofball

[drowsy parrot]

harvested organs

[daring sluice]

this is actually how i feel in every social situation

[chilly pine]

i would do that

[vivid seal]

sent it

[daring sluice]

it's over

[drowsy parrot]

youre a Freak vro

[chilly pine]

cg check above your roof

[woven orchid]

i hope he plays my mod and makes content and and and and nad uh fuck

[daring sluice]

this would require going outside

nuh uh

[drowsy parrot]

me when im the high on sleep heurghhh

[deft ore]

who is skipping for the foil tag 😭

[vivid seal]

why am i being called a freak over sending vallkarri to exxa to try out

[grim rover]

who is willing to take any of these cards

[woven orchid]

foil is the best tag dude

[vivid seal]

what did i DO to you

[chilly pine]

no??

[daring sluice]

tmj has 0 views on youtube

[drowsy parrot]

no you just sre haha

[chilly pine]

foil is like

the worst edition

[vivid seal]

ohhh. oh okay

[woven orchid]

you get .... A free Joker

[drowsy parrot]

loil

[woven orchid]

its clearly THAT good

[daring sluice]

foil tag is better than juggler tag at least

[vivid seal]

stay out of my territory bro

go back to whiffing ketchup

[deft ore]

lategame foil is more on par with holographic

[true dew]

what's the downside to gluttony?

[deft ore]

earlygame holo tag is goated

[chilly pine]

true

[woven orchid]

deck bloat i would assume

[drowsy parrot]

bro fuck dunning krueger you arent legally allowed to be anywho

[grim rover]

✅

[chilly pine]

10 mult is a fuck ton early game

[vivid seal]

nxkoo is NOTHING compared to me

[daring sluice]

im gonna drop a banger message soon just you wait

[vivid seal]

Nxkoo is like the nerd that gets shoved into a locker daily

[daring sluice]

y'all aren't ready

[chilly pine]

rating letters

number 1 is A

[vivid seal]

don't

[true dew]

I'm already thinking of lobotomy corporation mod and me being able to use MOSB a lot more without dying

[chilly pine]

number 2 is F

[drowsy parrot]

yall are equally freaks except astro he legally cannot be a freak

[chilly pine]

number 3 is G

[vivid seal]

literally the mildest shit ever

[chilly pine]

number 4 is J

[vivid seal]

😭

[chilly pine]

number 5 is H

[daring sluice]

ok then im dropping a deuce on your carpet

[chilly pine]

number 6 is L

number 7 is W

[deft ore]

number 1 has gotta be E

[drowsy parrot]

bro

[deft ore]

my goat

[chilly pine]

number 8 is A again

[daring sluice]

you're next

[drowsy parrot]

whats a deucw

[chilly pine]

number 9 is E

[daring sluice]

im the bay harbor shitter

[vivid seal]

as i said, mild compared to what i said

[daring sluice]

poop

[chilly pine]

number 10 is X

because twitter sucks

[drowsy parrot]

too young brud

[chilly pine]

number 11 is M and N together

[woven orchid]

i'm so tired i wish i could sleep

[chilly pine]

number 12 is P

[drowsy parrot]

hotpot leek

[vivid seal]

just .. go to bed

[deft ore]

you can

[drowsy parrot]

also????

[deft ore]

go to bed

[chilly pine]

number 13 is P again

[vivid seal]

nerd. shoves you into a locker

[full edge]

Want me to knock you out with a comically large hammer?

[chilly pine]

number 14 is K

[drowsy parrot]

sleep

[chilly pine]

because pottassium

[woven orchid]

yes actually that would be comical

[drowsy parrot]

wait lily

lily lily lily

[chilly pine]

number 15 is K again

[woven orchid]

hi

[drowsy parrot]

nov 4th

[daring sluice]

throws human sized cat at you

[woven orchid]

wasn't it nov 14th?

[drowsy parrot]

look into my watch as you sleep.

[chilly pine]

number 16 is Y because im not putting 3 ks in a row

[full edge]

🐱🔨

[woven orchid]

ouxh

zzzzzzz

[full edge]

Gn

[chilly pine]

number 17th is U

[manic summit]

*dies*

[vivid seal]

hey tonsmith what are the top 3 numbers

[woven orchid]

i should be killed for adding this

[chilly pine]

honorable mention ampersand and thorn

[daring sluice]

disagree. you should be. meowed

[drowsy parrot]

hot tub

[chilly pine]

number 18 the entirety of the greek alphabet just cuz theyre used in math so much

[deft ore]

rank every message sent in this chat

[woven orchid]

the whole thing?

[wanton rapids]

why do you have 2 billion priority

[daring sluice]

average cryptid addon

[chilly pine]

and lastly number 19

the space

[woven orchid]

because it is usually better if valk loads last but i'm not egotistical so i give you approximately e308 priorities to go afterwards

[vivid seal]

atleast its not naneinf

[chilly pine]

its not even a letter

[full edge]

I just watched the first all talking movie ever made and it was very boring. Maybe I'm not actually into movies. Maybe I cancel Kino and do something people actually care about like a mod about ^mult

[chilly pine]

why is it on this list

[plush hound]

haiiiiiiiiii