⚙・modding-general

[deft ore]

new biome with gray moss and wood

also beans and the creaking

[woven crag]

And the freaking

[pallid sequoia]

I wanna be the deck: 1 ace in the deck

[deft ore]

doesnt move if you look at it

and cant be killed

[wind token]

SCP ass monster

[deft ore]

except by breaking the creaking heart

[deft ore]

so true

also if you punch it it spawns beans

[worn bone]

what if i get the joker that kills everyone

[round ore]

Minecraft deck: start with a tree an axe and some stone

[pallid sequoia]

Democracy deck when?

[buoyant kestrel]

@deft ore

[desert mirage]

Balatro Discord Deck: Every card is replaced with a user. Each user has a randomised chip value from 1 to 100

[woven crag]

Hero brian

[worn bone]

look inside deck: start with photograph and hanging chad. no kings

[round ore]

Nope! Deck: 1/8 chance to instantly win the blind

[pallid sequoia]

Legendary joker: lowers all rarities of jokers, cant go below lowest, legendaries arent effected

[worn bone]

deck:
walk ye plank

[deft ore]

poop deck:
gets swabbed by like. a pirate or something

idk enough about pirates

[round ore]

Localthunk deck: start with 10 negative pointers

[buoyant kestrel]

Deck Deck: Start with a full deck of every deck in the game. Playing a deck activates its ability (resets when you leave shop)

[pallid sequoia]

The C deck:
comes before a and b idk never seen it

[worn bone]

CHESS BATTLE ADVANCED

[buoyant kestrel]

Chess Battle Advanced

[pallid sequoia]

CBA DECK WOOOOO

[round ore]

67 deck: starts with 52 67s of hearts

[pallid sequoia]

Blind deck:
X0.5 blind
All jokers are perma faced down

[deft ore]

Rainbow Deck
+1 joker slot, +1 discard, start with an additional $10, hands and discards earn an additional $1 at the end of every round, earn no interest

[woven crag]

It should be 67 67s of hearts

[worn bone]

amber scorn deck: all blinds are amber acorn

[deft ore]

should be 67 67 of 67s

[woven crag]

Zenith stake

[pallid sequoia]

Blind: i make you blind

[round ore]

Class deck: start with balatro university joker

[pallid sequoia]

Mid-life crisis deck: idk man :(

[worn bone]

astro deck: start with every astro

[round ore]

Flashbang deck: everything is white, even the descriptions

[deft ore]

Gauntlet deck: 1 additional boss blind every ante

Wait nvm that ones good

im making that

do not steal

[pallid sequoia]

Evil astro deck: no astro shows up

[round ore]

Sneaky golem deck: start with an eternal sneaky golem

[worn bone]

good astro deck: meow

[gilded vortex]

I’m considering adding that effect in some way

[pallid sequoia]

Mreow

[gilded vortex]

My main concern is making Antes last too long

[worn bone]

the humble skip tag

[worn bone]

i never came up with an effect

[round ore]

Clash royale deck: forces you to play clash royale at the same time you are playing balatro

[worn bone]

shahazarad deck:

[pallid sequoia]

Fuck it
The drag:
X3 boss blind
Sets game speed to 0.25
Triples hands amount
X0.3 final score

[woven crag]

Yes

Square roots exist

Because they are basic mathematical functions

[round ore]

Brainrot deck: starts with a random italian brainrot

[woven crag]

Exponents also exist without talisman

[gilded vortex]

I had like three effects in mind that would work together to make Antes take too long.

The one currently in the game makes every Boss into a Showdown Boss. The other two includes one making each Boss into two Bosses, and another that makes all Blinds into Bosses

[woven crag]

They are just

[gilded vortex]

So combining the latter two makes for 6 Bosses per Ante

[woven crag]

Not for scoring because those are different

[gilded vortex]

I think I should only have one of the latter two, but I’m not sure which

[prisma latch]

big things are happening in The Vigilante blind

[worn bone]

estrogen deck: no kings, twice as many queens

[gilded vortex]

wh

[worn bone]

this is an actual good deck could somebody add this to their mod

[round ore]

Prob most popular deck between kids

[gilded vortex]

I imagine it already exists

[prisma latch]

what if a blind was a dating sim

[round ore]

My brain is sp brainrotted

[gilded vortex]

I got that part but why Vigilante

The name doesn’t seem fitting

[pallid sequoia]

Make all the queens chat with the player too :3

[prisma latch]

because its a specific character from a specific existing visual novel that i like

[gilded vortex]

I see

[prisma latch]

that i will be very heavily referring to int he visuals of the blind

[round ore]

Ak 47 deck: start with 30 negative eternal copies of the bullet

[gilded vortex]

Is it Batman

[prisma latch]

nO

it is Jacob from hit game Do Not Kill Me Jacob, free on itch.io

[pallid sequoia]

Start with 47 Ace of Kings

[prisma latch]

ace of kings

[woven crag]

Hearts of 10

[gilded vortex]

Indie game ahh name

[prisma latch]

is there a mod that makes suit ranks and rank suits yet

[worn bone]

feel free to implement it then

[round ore]

Comunist deck: balances your score and money

[gilded vortex]

Was it you the one last talking about it or was it someone else

[distant badge]

my custom object doesn't appear to get .ability when created

[pallid sequoia]

Funy plasma deck

[prisma latch]

??

i never really had any intention of modding that no

[round ore]

No cuz no balance between chips and mult

[deft ore]

Capitalist deck: Takes your money for no real benefit

[round ore]

Thats what the goverment does

[obsidian sky]

that's just black deck

[round ore]

Grrr

[deft ore]

balatrue

[main path]

capitalist deck: x2 money gain but reset money to 0 at end of ante

[gilded vortex]

I recall someone mentioning it so I’m asking if it was you

[worn bone]

“can not appear with”
“can not have”

what if i use wheel of nope

[prisma latch]

idk

[round ore]

Torture deck: 5 hand size, 0 joker slots, 1 hand

[main path]

[deft ore]

wheel of nope doesnt do anything though

[barren ridge]

socialist deck: balances your money with the money of other players playing this deck

[deft ore]

its 1 in 4 chance to nope

[pallid sequoia]

What about testosterone? ;-;

[deft ore]

otherwise nope

[woven crag]

What about testosterone deck will that also exist

[prisma latch]

0 discards

[main path]

real use of https module found

[round ore]

Karen deck: after boss blind, get demanded for half your money because you were breathing too loud

[prisma latch]

that would honestly be really fun if. yknow. you could get a server for it lmao.

[pallid sequoia]

Jimbo deck: insults you every blind

[round ore]

Every second*

[prisma latch]

no i actually have a Jimbo Deck in my mod it just gives +4 mult lmao

[main path]

Silent stake: if the game detects a sound, lose the run

[deft ore]

Trans deck:
All kings become queens and all queens become Kings

🧠

[pallid sequoia]

All gewd, yippie icecream flag! 🏳️‍⚧️

[humble rampart]

enby deck is jacks because i think i heard somewhere jack isnt the prince

or something

[round ore]

Proud deck: all face cards are randomized between jacks, queens or kings

[deft ore]

jack is just like. a random guy

(gender neutral)

[round ore]

Non binary

[pallid sequoia]

Isnt… isnt that just a normal deck?

[round ore]

Still part of lgbtq+

[buoyant kestrel]

hmm

[prisma latch]

theres like. commonly accepted transfem and transmasc flags

[round ore]

Whats that mod

[deft ore]

no but the cards are transgender now

gives them synergy with trans joker

[prisma latch]

so is the normal trans flag surely

[worn bone]

give it the lesbian flag

[deft ore]

every pride flag is someone's rendition of it it came free with people creating things

[pallid sequoia]

Damn.
These bitches gay.

Good for them!
Good for them.

*Duke nukem theme starts playing*

[obsidian sky]

attorney deck: start with 5 copies of judgement in the jokers area. each use of judgement costs $1.

[round ore]

Deltarune deck: start with kris. Win at ante 10. The ante 10 boss is the roaring knight

[pallid sequoia]

OBJECTION

[obsidian sky]

that was fast

[pallid sequoia]

Same braincel lmao

[humble rampart]

could have made a joke about aces

ace 'ttorney

[obsidian sky]

wait true...

what if ace attorney joker that creates judgement when any ace is scored

[humble rampart]

or justice

cuz law

[pallid sequoia]

Held ace’s give +15 mult HOLD IT!

[obsidian sky]

yeah

[humble rampart]

or whatev

[buoyant kestrel]

on that note one of the suit combos is called prism so i can make pride flag suits

[obsidian sky]

in the casino. straight up holding it. and by it. heh. well. lets jusr say. my ace

[pallid sequoia]

Gay cards

[wanton lintel]

i love the fact you can give your friends nicknames in roblox

[formal orchid]

I should make a courtroom joker

[humble rampart]

gay cards count as every suit

👍

[round ore]

Limbo deck: if you lose, you are stuck playing the hell deck

[obsidian sky]

gay cards cannot form a straight

[round ore]

Until you win

[formal orchid]

it puts you in a xourt and judges you for your previous actiond likr selling jokers or feeding thrm to thr dagger

[buoyant kestrel]

winning unlocks heaven deck

[wanton lintel]

:3

[pallid sequoia]

MICHAEL. DONT LEAVE ME HERE. MICHAAAEL.

[formal orchid]

punishments can be making you lose yhe run or something

[humble rampart]

never getting punished for usikg the dagger then

hell yeah

[round ore]

Hell deck: -2 hands -2 discards. Gold stake only

[obsidian sky]

smell deck: start with dirty brother

[round ore]

Heaven deck: starts you with christ

[humble rampart]

you used to call me on my smell phone

[pallid sequoia]

John deck: John deck

[worn bone]

[[HEAVEN]] deck: starts with spamton g spamton

[obsidian sky]

noway

[round ore]

Fire

[obsidian sky]

makes every card [[BIG]]

[pallid sequoia]

🫵

[wanton lintel]

damn
fair lmao

[main path]

holy shit i just ate something really spicy by accident

[obsidian sky]

how

[humble rampart]

salt

[main path]

it looked less spicy than it was

[round ore]

Tv time deck: starts with tenna and kris

[humble rampart]

A poisoning...? How deep does the rabbithole go...

[obsidian sky]

are you weird al

[pallid sequoia]

AsSeenOnTV Deck :o

[round ore]

Fatass teto deck: starts you with fatass teto. Fatass teto: drag a card to her and she "eats" it, destroying it

[obsidian sky]

bгiиd bi6 letsfuckinggooooo

[main path]

it looked like it was mildly spicy
felt like it was a mfing ghost pepper
and nobody told me
the box didnt have anything warning me either

[buoyant kestrel]

blind big!!

[pallid sequoia]

Cant be dragged (fatass)

[obsidian sky]

lootbox in real life

[main path]

welp imma be fighting for my life on the toilet tonight

[round ore]

Id let her be grabbed but your mouse moves a pixel per minute

Gl if you wanna move her

[wanton lintel]

i should mention i was joking w the john ^^2 chips you are currently in there as arsto

[round ore]

Baka deck: starts you with miku, teto and neru

[main path]

the sisyphus: drag a fatass teto to the other side of the screen to win the blind

[pallid sequoia]

“This looks midly spicy!” I said to myself. Thats when “fuck you” showed up

[wanton lintel]

yeah youre cooked dawg

[obsidian sky]

toilet joker - all cards in the next hand will be scoring if current played hand contains a flush

(the flush causes a splash)

[round ore]

Free deck: after beating a blind, 1/2 chance of playing a rise of kingdoms add

[main path]

congrats ya managed to make something worse than splash

[obsidian sky]

wait true..

[plush hound]

sick

[obsidian sky]

okay actually. if played hand contains a flush, gain +1 hand that scores all played cards

[round ore]

Number deck: start with 20 copies of a random numbered card with a random seal, edition and enhancement

[main path]

too much of an overcorrect

[obsidian sky]

wait that can go infinite fuck 😭

okay fuck the toilet joker

[main path]

add a 1x per blind trigger and itd be okish

[round ore]

Mustard deck: when chip, mult, xmult or ^mult are supposed to play, play the mustaaaaaard sound effect

[prisma latch]

guys what do we think of this idea
Winged Golden Berry (Legendary):
Gains X0.5 per hand. Resets if hand contains an enhanced card

[buoyant kestrel]

make it temp increase select and hand size or smth

[wanton lintel]

perfect for my deckfixingless ass

[main path]

The Greatest Toilet of All Time: When discarding, discards whole hand

[obsidian sky]

terra toilet

[round ore]

Temu deck: all your jokers, cards, tarots, planets, levels and pretty much anything is halfed

[main path]

idk how broken or good forcing all discards to be the whole hand is

[prisma latch]

what if it was a food joker that perished if you played an enhanced card

would that suck too bad for legendary

cause. its bery

[obsidian sky]

insane vampire synergy

[main path]

obv insane yorick synergy but
idk youd be stuck to the luck of the draw

[round ore]

Shaw deck: start with the hollow knight and hornet

[wanton lintel]

food legendaries in general is a bad idea

[obsidian sky]

sans joker: start with all brothers

[wanton lintel]

i would not want to use a soul for a card that slowly dies

[prisma latch]

ok fair

hm

[obsidian sky]

i would rather use a soul card for a card that quickly dies (chicot)

[barren ridge]

if it dies slowly enough, you won't think of it as a card that dies at all

[round ore]

Roffle deck: start with 10 negative hanging chads and 10 negative photos

[prisma latch]

i have a bunch of legendary slots need filling and idk what to do with them

[obsidian sky]

what if a food joker legendary but it eats other jokers instead

[prisma latch]

2 misc and 3 mlp

[barren ridge]

I've gotten glitched clicked cookies before that had like +1600 chips but -0.3 chips per click, the decrease is quite ignorable

[prisma latch]

i do actually have a planned legendary food joker that replenishes

[round ore]

Why are all cryptid decks like you are unkillable but you are unkillable

[main path]

ah crap mother nature is calling

it seems my trial has begun

😭

[obsidian sky]

fridge - 1 in 2 chance for each food joker to avoid decaying
microwave - sell this card to reset all food jokers to max value

[round ore]

Ancient deck: start with gerson

[buoyant kestrel]

made infinite dice

[main path]

@round ore what if i make a challenge that sets all blinds to this

[obsidian sky]

if i roll every number known to mankind - X999 mult if played a card of every rank in this round

[round ore]

As long as theres no sans one

I still cant beat him

[wanton lintel]

add one that just makes an unstoppable beam of attacks from every direction

[round ore]

Chat how big is my skill issue (i cant beat sans)

[barren ridge]

but he's the easiest enemy in the game, he has 1 hp and can only ever deal 1 damage

[round ore]

Yes

But

He can dodge

[obsidian sky]

your game might be bugged

[main path]

oh yeah
how good is ur memory by any chance

[round ore]

His attacks have no invulnerability frames

[main path]

and eyetracking

[round ore]

I remember i know nothing

[round ore]

Ass

[barren ridge]

iirc there's some armor you get from gerson that gives like 1 invincibility frame every 6th frame

[obsidian sky]

wait you could literally add sans as a legendary. and he'd fit in. because he makes jokes. he's a joker

[round ore]

I lost it in the fourth second

[wanton lintel]

thunderedge add this this is not a question /lh

[round ore]

Sans: makes a good skeleton pun every once and then

[barren ridge]

knowing sans, the joke would be on you

he'd like tetrate your chips or something and then revert it back

[round ore]

Take it away from me kid

[round ore]

Nah he would burn your splash joker

[main path]

if emult has been triggered before, instead of taking away score it raises the blind req to the power of 1.25 when getting hit

[prisma latch]

i should make ninja yomi hustle into a legendary

idk what it should do though

[round ore]

Dude imagine genocide route in low % speedrun

does anyone know the mod that allows you to choose a 'random deck'?

word

thanks

New exotic joker

Sans undertale

Does nothing

Ocasionally makes a skeleton pun

[wanton lintel]

peak

[buoyant kestrel]

much red seal

[round ore]

If he feels like it, it disappears and reappears

Impossible to sell him

[worn bone]

red seal consumable,,,,,

[round ore]

Depression deck: makes you consider your life choices

[fiery vapor]

one set or should i make two sets of uncommon 2x and 4x and rare 2x and 4x

[round ore]

Why would anyone buy the voucher that makes playing cards appear?

[wanton lintel]

now make a voucher that needs you to have both of the t2s that lets legendary jokers spawn in shop

like a 0.001 chance or smth tho

[wanton lintel]

hologram

[round ore]

So i have a 120 cards deck just cuz hologram big?

[wanton lintel]

yes

that would give you around X16.75 mult

[round ore]

What about getting the winning hand, gold cards, blue and purple seals

[fiery vapor]

hologram and blue joker and who knows you might pick up a card you need

there is a bug where it doesn't properly handle editions and such unfortunately

[worn bone]

has anybody made a mod that fixes that yet

[fiery vapor]

that sounds and smells like... cryptid

i am asking if i should make two sets or keep it as is because like

[round ore]

If i ever only open standart packs its cuz red card or hallucination value

[fiery vapor]

hone and glow up just does the base editions and not negative so idk

[fiery vapor]

sometimes i open them because who knows you might find a seal or enchancement you need

[prisma latch]

ohh shit i could make a windowkill legendary

it would look sick

[fiery vapor]

every standard pack not opened has a steel red seal polychrome king of hearts trust 🙏

[round ore]

Stuff i grab are purple seals (i like to have around 3-5 in my deck) and some blue seals

[fiery vapor]

blue seals are my favourite

[round ore]

But i end up getting them in spectral packs

I love gold seals

I mean

I like money

[fiery vapor]

gold seals honestly my least favourite its not bad but like every others have more usage i only take it if i making an econ build or trying to get certificate unlocked on a new profile

[wanton lintel]

fair

[main path]

i still havent unlocked hit the road yet 🥀

[wanton lintel]

but yeah i think the current one is fine

[fiery vapor]

maybe it makes more since with the higher stakes

[fiery vapor]

how it aint that har

BUNS?

just strength your tens or death your jacks

[main path]

idk i just havent come across the opportunity to discard 5 jacks at once

[round ore]

Why does hit the road feel so like the asgore runs over dess meme?

[fiery vapor]

thinking about it i think so maybe

[main path]

i guess its cuz its so specific that id have to make a build towards unlocking it

[fiery vapor]

we can also poll it

[main path]

and do some intentional jack deckfixing

[main path]

i think i saw a post of a joker idea called "drunk driving" that was essentially the opposite of drivers license somewhere

[fiery vapor]

i love democracy

[round ore]

Hit the road: get 0.5x mult per jack you run over

[worn bone]

what if it worked like the ortalab vouchers and it took up an entirely new magic trick slot that didnt take up a slot that couldve been something better

[wanton lintel]

yall im messing around w my screen colour settings

[main path]

jack = dess confirmed!?!!??!?????

[round ore]

No

Jacks are deers

Dess is the roaring knight

[worn bone]

renames jacks to knights

[wanton lintel]

oh my

i can invert my screen colours

[round ore]

I need some datapack to get other skins for my cards

[buoyant kestrel]

jack is 'guy' like how there was two billion different candidates for the knight before chapter 3 and 4

[round ore]

Like im tired of looking at the ones i use

And they are the only ones i like

[main path]

idk there may be a thread of malverk texture packs somewhere

[round ore]

Are there any datapacks that makes idk pretty much anything else a king queen jack thing

[deft ore]

i have a couple recommendations

https://github.com/padgriffin/Balatro-ISAT-Playing-Cards

[round ore]

For balatro mod manager

If possible

[deft ore]

Manage your mods manually

It's an important skill to have

[deft ore]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/14a4MnlKKPMI6bVoVJoyEa75QFp5mYz8x/view is also good

[round ore]

Im lazy

[wanton lintel]

i wanna design characters pick of these colour schemes

[worn bone]

does the red seal do anything

[main path]

you have unleashed the swarm of people telling u to use manual mod management

[buoyant kestrel]

what would it do lol

[round ore]

Like i cared about this

[deft ore]

https://github.com/SpilledPaints/Balatro-Deltarune-Skin-Mod is also good

[main path]

fair

[round ore]

You tell me how managing mods is gonna affect me in the future

[main path]

just be aware bmm doesnt install mods perfectly 100% of the time

[wanton lintel]

smiles

[deft ore]

this one's. only on gamebanana for some reason but its good

https://gamebanana.com/mods/download/591945

[worn bone]

be usable twice idk

[buoyant kestrel]

and now we have 5 of and 5 of crowds

[round ore]

Thats why i got chatgpt to solve the crashes

[deft ore]

So you know how to use file explorer well and can install other mods

Chat don't say anything youll get banned

[worn bone]

if you have entropy would it change to creating nils instead or am i going to have 10 different suitless suits

[wanton lintel]

iminyourfuckingealls

[buoyant kestrel]

its funnier to make it NOT make nils

[worn bone]

yeah i like it being nils a lot more

oh

[round ore]

Like im gonna be alive in few years anyway

[buoyant kestrel]

recipes will treat them the same though

[deft ore]

first pinned message. i will refrain from saying anything else as the mods will probably ban me for no reason

[main path]

chat whats ur favorite way of expressing an empty value

• nil
• None
• null
• whatever the hell rust does

[round ore]

My dms are a thing if you wanna throw shit at me

[crude verge]

yumme nikki

[round ore]

I legit dont mind

[wanton lintel]

spacebar spam

[deft ore]

nil has gotta be the best

[obsidian sky]

free unusedparadox

[buoyant kestrel]

honestly i like that art too much to not use it

[deft ore]

literally 1984

[strong obsidian]

I like these three.

[carmine niche]

I love TV

[strong obsidian]

I bet it's also in Paperback.

[obsidian sky]

my Card has a very Blue seal....

[round ore]

I love being in discord active until 4am knowing well that i sleep nothing and i still have to deal with the dumbasses in my environment

[fiery vapor]

this could be a comprise too

[obsidian sky]

i don't think i can sleep. i just had an encounter with a house centipede 🧌

[distant badge]

why are you blue (this is supposed to be G.C.DARK_EDITION)

[obsidian sky]

mf froze up when i noticed it and crawled somewhere when i stopped looking. and it crawls FAST. like how do i go to bed now

[umbral pilot]

Option::None

[fiery vapor]

what is wrong with you? why are you AUQA?

[umbral pilot]

fuck everything else

[fiery vapor]

depends on what are we talking about

[round ore]

Gng miku deck: if you lose, you get miku miku beamed

[fiery vapor]

not sure if it would be too much though for a voucher

[obsidian sky]

we got "mods" inside mods noway

[wanton lintel]

kk

[prisma latch]

border for the windowkill joker(s?)

[fiery vapor]

hell yeah unless you want to windows 9x

[prisma latch]

no clue what windowkill character i wanna put on it lmao

[fiery vapor]

jimbo as a windowkill character like im sure you can come up with something

[prisma latch]

the classes from epsilon through to :) are all kinda equal so i dont wanna have to pick one to be legendary
blip could be a good choice but idk how id adapt its ability
mebo is weird. its not particularly important but its weird
and for the bosses, im not sure any of them feel very noteworthy except for smiley and ???, which could be good blinds, especially since i tend to make antagonists blinds

blip's quirk is that it has no max health and its perk is to heal 1 health

how do you balatrofy that

[deft ore]

do you believe in the big bang or pangrea

[worn bone]

meteor happens

[wanton lintel]

rock.

they are a solid stone statue that can punch you and evades death if it punches enough
you have a chance as long as you have a gun or smth idk

[woven orchid]

shiny

[wanton lintel]

no i mean if they punch you enough and then you kill them they just
dont die

[forest knoll]

purple,,,

[woven orchid]

she's ourple for an Amazing reason!

[buoyant kestrel]

is the text like that normally lmfao

[woven orchid]

you know what . canonical;ly every thing that is alive in all of the tauic spectrals

theyre now genderswapped

familiar is female now

[wanton lintel]

jenny j jester is the poster child of tauic wraith

[drowsy parrot]

why are you ourple

[wanton lintel]

ok then

[trail berry]

pu

[woven orchid]

thjats not me

[trail berry]

rpl

e

[buoyant kestrel]

puprle

[pallid sequoia]

how would one go about creating a seperate exe copy of balatro for a modded version? wouldnt a balatro-modded load up the same as the other balatro.exe in the same folder? or should it be in different folders?

also purple

[woven orchid]

copy+paste and give it a different name

lovely loads mods from the folder by exe name so if you just name the exe something different it will load mods from another folder

otherwise balatro itself should run the same

[solemn shale]

[pallid sequoia]

oooh oki thx ^-^

[wanton lintel]

these guys are made of goop

[drowsy parrot]

i lnow that aint you youre orange

im not orangeourpleblind

[pallid sequoia]

WAIT WHERE CAN I GET THIS [FREE RUBY] AND [FREE GEMSTONES]??

[woven orchid]

we are trying to get them

[wanton lintel]

no clue
got em from a sacrifice to the arbiter

[pallid sequoia]

oooh ok so it was who gotcha

[honest zephyr]

nil

gets the point across real quick

[pallid sequoia]

should be

[buoyant kestrel]

+Nope! Mult

[distant badge]

weezer of test modifiers

[pallid sequoia]

that sounds kinda cool tho actually

[honest zephyr]

we should put in other random games

[fiery vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958043058103017492/1182750391901888672/joe_rogan_experience.mp4?ex=68e40a23&is=68e2b8a3&hm=0763f732dc5a8835cf0e76212aa05332ea18c32e37e9ce4535bee8c956eb5a8f&

[pallid sequoia]

whats with these 's dissin my ?

[honest zephyr]

Gambling Addiction
This Joker gains x0.05 Mult for each Wheel of Fortune that has failed this run

[pallid sequoia]

"joe_rogan_experience.mp4" ffs XD

[fiery vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958043058103017492/1405634310601576448/markiplier.mp4?ex=68e41877&is=68e2c6f7&hm=a38b1ff83a690ca32c8f764d6527a87d1955410cb83d12125fdd9db19fa735cc&

[wanton lintel]

i can put it in my game

[honest zephyr]

who has the firestarter rocket launcher version of this

[pallid sequoia]

particle accelerator
Every failed Wheel of Fortune increases amount of times Wheel of Fortune is retriggered by 1 (currently 1)

[lost inlet]

this is incredibly weak

[fiery vapor]

super weak

[honest zephyr]

wheel of fortune often fails, does it not?

[fiery vapor]

maybe .1 or .2 or .25

[buoyant kestrel]

hard to find though

[fiery vapor]

i mean not if you have oops

[steady pebble]

completely detached chad

changes suit of each played king and queen

[tacit crescent]

I thought a joker like that already exists

[main path]

jker 😭

[lost inlet]

yea

[worn rain]

punched ballot

[buoyant kestrel]

j ker

[honest zephyr]

hm... maybe you're right....

gains x0.1 mult. take it or leave it

[lost inlet]

the one in cryptid is decently well-balanced

[prisma latch]

blip

[woven orchid]

what if the joker was exceptionally shiny

[honest zephyr]

and maybe. resets when wheel actually procs

[ivory sinew]

+3 mult

[pallid sequoia]

H‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ng Chad

• Retrigger f sed in scoring 2 additional times

[honest zephyr]

i actually didn't know cryptid already did a xMult joker relating to wheel failing

[honest zephyr]

i thought there was already one using +Mult

[buoyant kestrel]

jok r but you can't say any fifth lexicon in the latin symbols

[honest zephyr]

lexicon has an e in it

so does the

[buoyant kestrel]

fuck

[prisma latch]

fifth glyph

[ivory sinew]

fail

[worn rain]

hi all

[woven orchid]

lexicon is a way to avoid using "a" not "e"

[worn rain]

i just quit my job 🔥

[main path]

yahimod 5th glyph blind:
(did yahimod add something related to this i dont remember)

[worn rain]

unemployed first boss

[ivory sinew]

That was a giant fail.

[honest zephyr]

and yahimod already did this

[trail berry]

The Glyph
All Jokers with "E" in their name are debuffed

DAMNIT

[honest zephyr]

Wow, epic fail!

[buoyant kestrel]

god dammit you too

[ivory sinew]

All of you, but not this guy

[steady pebble]

smeargle!!

[ivory sinew]

Painting Doggo

[honest zephyr]

also clown

technically the term "balatro" itself could refer to a "joker"

[ivory sinew]

Fail.

[buoyant kestrel]

played

[pallid sequoia]

Wheel of Ultimate Fortune
-Spectral-
"1 in 400 chance of Enhancing all Jokers to Negatives

[fiery vapor]

lucky cat... see... this is why it is THE CFG FOR LIFE

[trail berry]

Red Joker (Uncommon)
When Blind is selected, shuffles itself into deck and gives X3 Mult when scored

Black Joker (Uncommon)
When Blind is selected, shuffles itself into deck and gives X3 Chips when scored

[ivory sinew]

You did it again.

[main path]

what if i made a translation mod that translates every word so that to avoid a fifth glyph

[ivory sinew]

Try to avoid fifth glyphs

[fiery vapor]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_English-language_idioms_derived_from_baseball looking at these for my vouchers

[woven orchid]

i am immune to this letter "e" madness because i simmply do not give a freak

[pallid sequoia]

is it us that is trying to avoid a for told glypth in this chat?

[ivory sinew]

Try not producing a fuck about fifth glyphs

[buoyant kestrel]

This Buffoon gains +4 Chips during ranks having in poker hand without a fifth glyph

[trail berry]

h*y guys it's m* pok*r th* pok*r

[main path]

oh that reminds me
i need to get a costume for a pre halloween concert on oct 30
i need costume ideas

[pallid sequoia]

-# i think for told counts, right?

[buoyant kestrel]

played

[prisma latch]

im not sure about this effect for a legendary..

[woven orchid]

i really wanted to cosplay uzi from murder drones for halloween but i also realized it would take days to make and i dont have that type of time

[keen knoll]

uncommon, maybe

[ivory sinew]

I shall cosplay John Balatro

[honest zephyr]

idk what i want to be for halloween

[woven orchid]

do they sell like. retractable wings that you can attach to your arms on amazon or is that a little too absurd

[fiery vapor]

maybe "home run" and "grand slam?"

[prisma latch]

does the destroyed condition hard block it from being a legendary or can i just make the numbers better

[honest zephyr]

maybe siffrin isat but for that i need Giant Ass Hat

[main path]

this buffoon gains +4 chips if a playing card counts towards scoring and has no fifth glyph

[pallid sequoia]

why cant w just mak all th se glyphs into so w can say verything? :3

[ivory sinew]

I shall go as Timothy Tetration

[prisma latch]

verything

th se

[honest zephyr]

you included an e in it

[woven orchid]

vXrything

[honest zephyr]

FAIL!!!!

[pallid sequoia]

FUCK

[keen knoll]

yea i think so

[woven orchid]

fahh

[trail berry]

tetration timmy:

[drowsy parrot]

thats what i used to pester you

[honest zephyr]

what kind of doo_liss shit are we doing here

[woven orchid]

what

[prisma latch]

you think i can increase the numbers or you think the destroying blocks it

[woven orchid]

i just want wings

for a cosplay

[ivory sinew]

Trick or treat, tetrate my chips please!

[pallid sequoia]

i am thy

[tacit crescent]

“This clown will boost it’s kin void of fifth symbol of saying”

[ivory sinew]

Give me some good exponentials to eat!

[pallid sequoia]

i just want wings.. period

[drowsy parrot]

spider

[trail berry]

Addition Astro
+2 Mult

[ivory sinew]

Heptation Henry

[main path]

ya know what they say
red bull gives you wings

[woven orchid]

please don't cryptpost in #⚙・modding-general

[keen knoll]

why would you even make it sd

[woven orchid]

FUCK

[trail berry]

please do not the #⚙・modding-general

[prisma latch]

because its niko oneshot, destroying the sun in that game has some not very good consequences

maybe ill make it become a different secret joker instead

[honest zephyr]

it's the Fun Police... /j

[main path]

gim
sounds like an alternate universe version of vim

[grand geode]

what's with the free ruby

[woven orchid]

she was banned from here

[honest zephyr]

ruby got unfairly banned

[grand geode]

why??

[ivory sinew]

We want free rubies

[honest zephyr]

insulting an ai bro

[main path]

in short
arguing with ai bro

[ivory sinew]

Was it minecraft steven

[deft ore]

notably the ai bro got off scot free

[wanton lintel]

literally 1984 /lh

[deft ore]

no it wasnt seu pai

[prisma latch]

no it wasnt seu pai actually

[ivory sinew]

Oh damn

[prisma latch]

even seu pai agrees it was bs

[honest zephyr]

in fact, seu pai recognized that it was fucked up

[steady pebble]

Eebee

When Blind selected, randomly choose any joker in the game and copy its effect.
(Legendary included)
(Tends not to choose Page 1 Jokers)

[ivory sinew]

Damn thats fucked up

[trail berry]

the balaposting formatting is so fucked

[deft ore]

tends not to?

[woven orchid]

3/(how many spectrals are in vanilla?)

[ivory sinew]

16

[woven orchid]

3/16

[prisma latch]

are you just retexturing the spectrals?

[woven orchid]

no theyre tauics

i.e. better but higher risk

[humble rampart]

is that a filter?

[trail berry]

can you add me as the 17th tauic spectral

[honest zephyr]

THEY ORCHESTRASTED IT!! /j

[main path]

what does tauic grim/incantation/familiar do

[drowsy parrot]

dude im going insane

[woven orchid]

these 3 are:
destroy all cards held-in-hand, create an enhanced and editioned [face card/ace/numbered card] replacement for each card destroyed

[drowsy parrot]

let me sprite these onfg

or tell scrap idk

[woven orchid]

ok!

[humble rampart]

incantation doesnt add cards to deck and removes 4 additional ones for 5 total, it also gives $20 to pay for the damages to your deck

[honest zephyr]

do these have the lesbian flag palette

[wanton lintel]

cookin up a picrew rn

[deft ore]

hmmmm

genius

[pallid sequoia]

fun fact: at the end of the first line, Morshu says "as long as you have enough rubies". in the LoZ games however, they arent called that, theyred rupees! so Morshu is just trying to get you to give him this random material Link has never heard of before :3

[worn rain]

lmfaoo

[wanton lintel]

tauic insurance

[barren ridge]

kind of like how napstablook makes you lose 1 experience point, completely different from XP

[buoyant kestrel]

i just very easily made machine gun noises, murder is in my heart

[honest zephyr]

i thought about the spectrans texture mod and when i looked at entropy's omen cards...

[drowsy parrot]

your pfp reminds me of geoxor's (pretty sure) ex's art

[honest zephyr]

Mr. Krabs, I have an idea!

[main path]

update log: buffed incantation (made its weight in spectral packs 0)

[humble rampart]

genios!

[honest zephyr]

where'd you get such a long bacon
long bacon store

[humble rampart]

you pick the rank

😨

[pallid sequoia]

it is! honestly never heard of them before but friend showed me the pfp and i thought it was cool!.. then i looked at the art and music :P

[buoyant kestrel]

whats with the incantation slander because its bad but not for that reason lmfao

[barren ridge]

incantation > familiar > grim imo

[humble rampart]

its bad because aces suck

literally it

[barren ridge]

more enhanced cards = better

[deft ore]

grim is aces

incantation is numbered cards

[humble rampart]

oh

[deft ore]

which sucks because theres like 8 of those

[humble rampart]

its bad because its just adding garbage

tf

[main path]

i guess for drivers license maybe if ur tryna get it online faster

[buoyant kestrel]

i am so tired i thought this was immolate lmfao

[deft ore]

there should be more drivers license support

[humble rampart]

shut up about hologram shutupshurupshutupshutup

[barren ridge]

immolate is cracked

[drowsy parrot]

man...... this stinks
what about this
familiar: destroy cards held in hand, gives enhanced and editioned cards based on the amount of cards deleted and the most common face in the hand that was destroyed

[steady pebble]

this is an actual jonkler from my spreadsheet what do we think

[deft ore]

wdym tends not to

[humble rampart]

muchisimo texto

[deft ore]

like it cant or what

[wanton lintel]

whens the last time you made a build where canio was viable

[woven orchid]

familiar isnt weighted this shouldnt be either imo

plus then it kinda just breaks the pattern that the other two had

and becomes harder to implement

[steady pebble]

it can its just less likely

[deft ore]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_illiteracy

[drowsy parrot]

ik it isnt weighted but like... this is like nothingburger...

[honest zephyr]

i was looking for a lesbian flag to use as a palette reference for my idea and

[deft ore]

how much less likely

this tells me nothing

[steady pebble]

actually it flips the rarity table

[drowsy parrot]

DAAAAAAAAAMN

[pallid sequoia]

eeeey abapatyboopy

[woven orchid]

i mean it is pretty good idk

[honest zephyr]

what the fuck

[drowsy parrot]

yeah i hate geoxor lol

[woven orchid]

maybe a bit uninteresting but thats kinda the downside of having 3 cards that follow the same pattern

[steady pebble]

rares are most common to be copied, legendaries have a 20% chance to take over

[wanton lintel]

yeah thats the lesbian flag what of it

[honest zephyr]

EVIL lesbian flag with more stripes???

[deft ore]

long bacon store

[drowsy parrot]

its not the spectrals following the same pattern

[pallid sequoia]

rn its a placeholder pfp until i get one of something that i like.. its been a placeholder for like 2 years now ;^;

[main path]

wait was geoxor exposed for being a child diddler
i dont exactly remember what geoxor did

[woven orchid]

what

[drowsy parrot]

yes

[buoyant kestrel]

placeholder ❌

[drowsy parrot]

i hated his music before then too

[steady pebble]

like the one used by judgement but flipped

[wanton lintel]

try picrew its like a character creator site that could let you make a pfp

[humble rampart]

this channel is awful

[drowsy parrot]

its the fact that its be worse

[honest zephyr]

wait is the lesbian flag with more stripes the normal one and not the one with 5 stripes...?

[pallid sequoia]

ive seen that! theres so many tho lol

[drowsy parrot]

gosh youre so intolerant about this one but yeah it is awful

[wanton lintel]

i can give you the one i used for this pfp

[pallid sequoia]

....huh, ok well didnt realise my nice lil pfp was indirectly related to.. that >->

[buoyant kestrel]

can't we talk about just one child diddler???

[drowsy parrot]

knife and fork

[honest zephyr]

guys. have i been lied to my whole life?

[pallid sequoia]

👍

[steady pebble]

for scaling jokers it acts like it has scaled 5 times

[honest zephyr]

THE LESBIAN FLAG WITH MORE STRIPES IS THE NORMAL ONE??????

[wanton lintel]

i think theyre both interchangable

[pallid sequoia]

when in doubt: emergency kirby

[deft ore]

WAIT IT IS???

[honest zephyr]

ohhhh

[buoyant kestrel]

bro???

[honest zephyr]

i'm used to the 5 stripe one!!!

[grand geode]

oh no wonder it looked familiar it's geoxor

[buoyant kestrel]

wd gangster

[worn rain]

12 bananas might be the hardest game of all time im ngl

[humble rampart]

im awful

this is known

[wanton lintel]

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2310696

[pallid sequoia]

ok problem fixed :D

[drowsy parrot]

ok scrooge

[wanton lintel]

kirb

[pallid sequoia]

WHY CANT I REACT TO MESSAGES D:

[main path]

get roles

[deft ore]

you need a role

[main path]

anyways i forgot to go to a weekend rehearsal just now

im screwed

[worn rain]

so close! they said kirb

[pallid sequoia]

me i did :3

[buoyant kestrel]

oops! no kirby!

[woven orchid]

why do you guys have cardpronouns compat for everythning

[humble rampart]

funny

[worn rain]

ok a message from further up said kirby . i have blundered

[pallid sequoia]

Kirby: Po/yo

[worn rain]

prepare the blunder reacts

[buoyant kestrel]

why do you even ask that question its obvious

[fiery vapor]

wait is awkward the person that needed a pfp since they couldnt join multiplayer

[woven orchid]

@forest knoll is this true

[humble rampart]

pronouns are cool i have some

[worn rain]

i have at least one pronoun

[honest zephyr]

funny and for oc self inserts

[worn rain]

the rest are amateur noun

[drowsy parrot]

im pinning this in my clipboard this is too good to pass up

[fiery vapor]

everyone has pronouns it came free with your birth

[forest knoll]

yes :3 i put in cardpronouns compat because it is cool and fun

[humble rampart]

no. get your own

[woven orchid]

why do cards not exist

[humble rampart]

i was born with the wolves

[pallid sequoia]

Fun Fact: Kirby never says "Poyo" in any mainline game! only rarely in the spin-offs. the origin and main place "Poyo" comes from is the Kirby anime! ^-^

[honest zephyr]

yes i have a demiboy catboy oc self insert in my mod. you'll DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!

[woven orchid]

ive somehow fucked this up SO supremely that there are cards in my hand which dont exist

[buoyant kestrel]

you got the rare starter pack of it/its

[forest knoll]

this is why kirby mass attack is the best kirby game :3

[woven orchid]

like literally somehow this is causing a crash because one of the cards is nil??

[fiery vapor]

the kirby anime unironically fucks. the english voice actors gave the characters personality mainly king deedee

[drowsy parrot]

is it quilla's revenge

[humble rampart]

cyberpunk 2077 but instead of cybernetic augmentation its pronouns

[woven orchid]

but only if it's already ran in the past

[pallid sequoia]

-# ...look i love my autism youtuber, ok?

[woven orchid]

CYBERPUNK MENTIONED

[trail berry]

guys do you wanna

do balaposting again

im fucking bored

[buoyant kestrel]

ig

[prisma latch]

ok is this a good effect for a legendary (as an equivalent to being able to heal with no max health limit. yeah its a stretch ik)

[forest knoll]

cyberpronouns 2077

[main path]

just finished watching ghost in the shell

[honest zephyr]

eh why not

let me Go Back In

[main path]

actually goes pretty hard

[buoyant kestrel]

i've added infinite dice while you were gone

[trail berry]

whr

what

does this mean

[fiery vapor]

woke the fuck up, some needs pronouns

[woven orchid]

oagh.., what happened

[humble rampart]

this ones tricky

im gonna avoid it

[woven orchid]

stick some [gender] in your mouth and pull the [pronouns]! -johnny wokerhand

[prisma latch]

?

[buoyant kestrel]

astro made a series of dice jokers and i generalized it

[prisma latch]

wdym youre gonna avoid it

[buoyant kestrel]

d(N)

[trail berry]

okay chat hop on google docs chat

[humble rampart]

too much thinking needed for me to form an opinion on it

[drowsy parrot]

HOLY SHIT GLOPTASTIC

[manic summit]

Chat, don't we love existential dread?

[drowsy parrot]

whhstueyycway***

[humble rampart]

i dont have any

[main path]

wheres the link to the doc

is there a thread for it

[humble rampart]

these acronyms getting crazy

[woven orchid]

@drowsy parrot can you make 3 seals for me

4 actually

[drowsy parrot]

kms i mean what

sure

[honest zephyr]

if there's a meme, it has an acronym

[drowsy parrot]

uses paint bucket

[honest zephyr]

hdmiadm (hey dudeman i'm a dudeman)

[woven orchid]

do whatever u want for them in terms of visuals just generally theme like the names being: gilded, entropic, galactic and vibrant

[trail berry]

#1424435797150535881

[drowsy parrot]

cocc

[trail berry]

request access

and ill probably

give it

to you

[drowsy parrot]

okie

[woven orchid]

hdmiadm

ty :3

[humble rampart]

gbccwbnwebcocc

[drowsy parrot]

wait gilded isnt that talisman

wait

oooohhhhh

ohoho

[woven orchid]

ya

[drowsy parrot]

i see

[woven orchid]

the point of tauic spectrals is either to give multiple cards the original seal, or to upgrade an existing original seal to the new one

i.e. using tauic talisman on a gold seal card turns it to a gilded seal card

how funny would it be if i added expantanum to talisman just to piss off people who hate numberslop

[honest zephyr]

sorta funny

[fathom gust]

“oh you don’t like numberslop?”
“too bad”

[pallid sequoia]

this entire time i was figuring out how to get a role.. i am now powerful kinda

[woven orchid]

guys do you know any good furry artists i feel an urge to get a new pfp

i should ask my dealer

[manic summit]

omeganum is more than enough lmao, also math guy would want to die if he did that

[woven orchid]

omeganum is more than enough
Lexi That Is The Point

[manic summit]

ask Frey (in dgc) he knows some people

[woven orchid]

i want to do it because omeganum is already enough so itd just annoy people who hate numberslop

[drowsy parrot]

scraptake

[fathom gust]

anyways before i drive myself to insanity when i get home

X X ◾ X ◾ X X ◾ X ◾

[manic summit]

BALATRO joker poker

[trail berry]

can you make it instead of having e notation it has the stupid fucking 9IrMeOrPPorMe notation

this would be insanely funny!

[woven orchid]

oh hell nah 🥀 😭

[drowsy parrot]

im no longer spriting for you

[woven orchid]

tbh. there should be more notations to talisman

[manic summit]

Brilliant 👏🏆‼️

[woven orchid]

theres already the system to load different notations

but its not used at all

[trail berry]

wait like which notations

[buoyant kestrel]

i'm in the hotpot server now for some reason lol

[woven orchid]

shrug

theres alphabet notation

[trail berry]

ALPHABET NOTATION

[woven orchid]

which is like F = repeated E's

[trail berry]

wait is it like

the alphabetnotation

[woven orchid]

G = repeated F's

[fathom gust]

“player 2 has some rhythmic talent”

[trail berry]

i said

oh no

not that

god damnit

i need abbreviation notation

roblox eternitynum notation

i need to have 8.52IoJrMeQiDeMiSo mult

[manic summit]

That needs to be added because it's funny

[fathom gust]

oh dear god 😭

im already having flashbacks

[manic summit]

NO

[trail berry]

if i hear the letters d b and s in that specific order im going to lose my mind

[north inlet]

What if its sdb

[manic summit]

basic incremental simulator is good roblox

[humble rampart]

attack decay sustain release

if anyone gets what i said you're a nerd

[trail berry]

i wont lose my mind

😇

[trail berry]

what game

[pallid sequoia]

givve me mon (i made this in ms paint)

[prisma latch]

AH

[fathom gust]

either tycoon simulator (really old) or bubble gum simulator

[manic summit]

Sounds like some scp ripoff

[prisma latch]

✉️ jumpscare

[fathom gust]

that’s the only ones i remember

[trail berry]

what the FUCK is bubble gum simulator

nvm you guys are uncultured

[umbral pilot]

[humble rampart]

NERD 🫵

[manic summit]

die

[woven orchid]

oh my god its 1/12 of the spooky version of the full pfp i have

[fathom gust]

the game that probably started simulatorslop in roblox

i guess

[wanton lintel]

im hoping another hotpot type thing will happen bc id join that now that i am useful

[trail berry]

hop on arm wrestling simulator cro 🥀

[prisma latch]

im not sure i could take the shame of another hotpot

[north inlet]

Officer she said she gave 18 chips i swear

[lost inlet]

Abstract Joker when the Antimatter

[trail berry]

does this imply that you played the fucking game dude

[fathom gust]

SHE SAID SHE GAVE 18 MULTTTT— 💥

[pallid sequoia]

were gonna give that FIVE BIG MULTS!

[humble rampart]

LMFAO

thats awesome

[prisma latch]

the 16 commits still haunt me

[buoyant kestrel]

horrible blind

[woven orchid]

its so bright

[worn bone]

minimum ante 64??!!!???

[woven orchid]

i was about to say "new pride flag just dropped" but no thats jst Neapolitan ice cream

[worn bone]

who the fuck is playing that far

[drowsy parrot]

tymmemrs

[buoyant kestrel]

listen man its bad

i think if they're that far just end the run

[humble rampart]

self sinergyyyyyyy

[woven orchid]

btw pangaea this is just me testing the shader
this is a shader i got + on the gold seal sprite

[drowsy parrot]

ik

[wanton lintel]

icesexual

[north inlet]

Make its requirement be to hit e3000 or smt nobody is going ante64

[buoyant kestrel]

ykw yeah

punish numberslop

[woven orchid]

why dont you just implement the overscoring system from VallKarri

go on

[north inlet]

So real

[forest knoll]

YOUR TOO BRIGHT

[north inlet]

What's that

[plush hound]

🤔

[woven orchid]

score too much on the boss blind and ur blinds get larger permanently

[drowsy parrot]

minimum 1 every ante

[wanton lintel]

eh the jeff the kill you blind is funnier

[buoyant kestrel]

no

[north inlet]

Dont eat the solid metal buttons please

[woven orchid]

i eat what i want

[worn bone]

isnt that also in unik’s
what happens if you have both

[woven orchid]

i did it first and i think unik took . Very heavy inspiration

[drowsy parrot]

@plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound @plush hound

kyz

[woven orchid]

and frankly i dont know what happens if you install both

[north inlet]

Calm down

[drowsy parrot]

me when im heavily inspired and i suddenly have the force to hold and slide over inspiring code

[woven orchid]

like no hate to unik but also it is insanely similar,,,

[drowsy parrot]

santa its reasonable please
hes the very top of the naughty list

[woven orchid]

truly i think he did it better for the things that he needs

but not better for the things i need overscoring for

[north inlet]

You'll just get yourself banned for mass pinging

[drowsy parrot]

ok true true

thanks for the safety

[trail berry]

am i on the naughty list or the nice list

[woven orchid]

santa am i a sinner

[north inlet]

Stop poking people and you might get on the nice list

[woven orchid]

there is only one answer

[honest zephyr]

santa what happens if i add consumables that reference a sexuality to my balatro mod

[trail berry]

I DONT EVEN POKE PEOPLE WHY DO PEOPLE ASSUME I DO THIS

[woven orchid]

your name isnt exactly toucher

[honest zephyr]

you're named "poker the poker"

[drowsy parrot]

imaginary boolean

[trail berry]

do you want me to be called toucher the toucher bro

[woven orchid]

not really

[honest zephyr]

toucher the toucher sounds freakier i don't like it

[north inlet]

There's now a consumable which references a sexuality in the balatro of whoever has your mod

[trail berry]

santa claus

what will you do when

[honest zephyr]

y'know that was probably a stupid question

[north inlet]

Your position on the nice list won't be affected

[north inlet]

?

[wanton lintel]

glungus

[trail berry]

when

[north inlet]

When air happens i breathe

[trail berry]

btw its october

[drowsy parrot]

new santa hotfix did you not hear

hes year wide

[worn rain]

hi guys

[drowsy parrot]

hi uh

what to call

[buoyant kestrel]

hes a year wide??

[worn rain]

i am eddy playz

[buoyant kestrel]

temporal santa

[drowsy parrot]

hi eddy

[humble rampart]

Living beings:

this joke sucks im deleting

goodbye everything

[buoyant kestrel]

you can't now

[north inlet]

Your joke doesnt suck youre amazing feel good about yourself

[humble rampart]

im cool the joke sucks

[north inlet]

Okay that's fair

[wanton lintel]

should i add betting to my blackjack or work on a wins/losses counter

[trail berry]

give me the sb3 of your blackjack

[wanton lintel]

when im finished

[trail berry]

now

[humble rampart]

wdym betting

[fathom gust]

i mistakened slungus with glungus

[wanton lintel]

no glungus isnt finished yet

[trail berry]

what the fuck is glungus

[wanton lintel]

like betting a fake currency and the opponent who is like 3 if statements can bet back

[humble rampart]

is tgat a feature or is it just the main deal of blackjack

[past condor]

hey yall, what calculator mod should i use? im seeing like 10 different ones

[wanton lintel]

well the main deal of blackjack is pretty much all done so im just adding fluff at this point

[woven orchid]

None Probably because they are all buggy

if you want to use one i think the one thats packaged alongside balatro multiplayer is the best

[humble rampart]

none because lucky cards

thumbs up

[past condor]

so i need to have multiplayer installed?

[woven orchid]

yeah

you can just not play multiplayer but it is only maintained as part of multiplayer now as far as im aware

[past condor]

thought there was one they used before multiplayer had one integrated

[worn dagger]

Glungalung

[fierce mist]

anyone here do custom card designs?

[worn rain]

🥗

[fierce mist]

🥗