⚙・modding-general

[shy nebula]

bro is hyperlink merchant

[fierce mist]

Okay, I have a wacky cracky idea for a joker: one that's twice the width of most and take up two slots. In its place, maybe it's busted or something.

[drowsy parrot]

okay genuinely let me tell you something so that in the future people might actually have some incentive to help

[deft ore]

so this character is a way to donate to the devs gameplay wise

[granite sundial]

yes, now i've trapped you within the phighting lore

[deft ore]

maybe earn money based on how many jokers you have (or their rarities)

[turbid heart]

question

[deft ore]

prob more rarities

[turbid heart]

what do you guys think about the effect of the following

[drowsy parrot]

sending multiple wiki links is just downright lazy and having people skimming through the page will not only have some repercussions through misunderstanding or skipping but also just tire them out only for their incentive to help

[eager berry]

Balatro but Jimbo has guns

[turbid heart]

Tentajoker: Scored 4s become 8s, scored 8s become 4s.

[deft ore]

uncommons are worth $1 and rares and legendaries are $2

[granite sundial]

thank you

[drowsy parrot]

summarize what they do, might be easier to help throughly

[deft ore]

one of those effects where its hard to pin down a good rarity

[granite sundial]

I will beat Jimbo to death with a steel baseball bat

[deft ore]

redoing and undoing your deckfixing as you play

[turbid heart]

I have a few jokers in my mod rn

[deft ore]

this

i think if i was in a worse mood rn i wouldve probably just blocked you

[deft ore]

oooh thats fun

might be uncommon? idk

[granite sundial]

Stop posting a picture of Jimbo, and acting like you made him

[deft ore]

youd have to playtest more with it to find out

[drowsy parrot]

common is good enough

[drowsy parrot]

the process is slow

[deft ore]

is this a joke or are you being rude

[turbid heart]

its a joke

[granite sundial]

it's a joke

[shy nebula]

Fast-growing Joker [OmegaLegendary]

-# =f_n (x) Mult (n = 0, m = 0)
-# Increase n by 1 every 4 Ante.
-# Increase m by 1 every 8 Booster pack skipped.

[turbid heart]

they're a dopple-joker

like a doppleganger

[deft ore]

hard to tell with some of the other people ive seen in this chat

[turbid heart]

im curious what any of ya'll think about the art of dopple-joker

[turbid heart]

i did that one, my friend did the others

[deft ore]

peak

[shy nebula]

i like it

[deft ore]

i know what doppelganger means thats why i gave you the benefit of the doubt

[shy nebula]

its pretty clean and nice

[turbid heart]

this one is just my test joker

[granite sundial]

k, k

[turbid heart]

This is Egomaniac

[granite sundial]

Turn that frown upside down!

[turbid heart]

2x Mult, but disabled when obtaining a new Joker until the next blind is defeated

[deft ore]

🔥

where joker text tho

[turbid heart]

at the top

its Marmo

[deft ore]

that doesnt say joker

[drowsy parrot]

emo goker

[turbid heart]

my friend wanted it that way and i think its pretty funny so i dont mind it

[deft ore]

fair

[turbid heart]

my other friend's mod inspired me to start working on stuff lol

i was just suggesting ideas for their indev update

but i decided to do em myself

[worn rain]

imagine ur on like ante 12 and u get the clutch up Trib quick look roll

[deft ore]

you should clarify how exactly the rarity changes btw

[worn rain]

its like an ancient joker suit change

except per ante

it does say rarity changes every ante on it

[turbid heart]

is this too powerful for like, an uncommon u guys think

tried to base the scaling off of photograph

[worn rain]

talisman

[turbid heart]

talisman?

idk what that is

[deft ore]

random then

[drowsy parrot]

good

[turbid heart]

like ive heard of it but ive never played it

[worn rain]

random but cant be the same twice in a row

[turbid heart]

i only play all in jest cus my friend made it

thats it rly

[deft ore]

talisman is an api/scoring mod

[worn rain]

making a joke abt comparing number with table

[deft ore]

it increases score before you hit naneinf

and also crashes your game

[turbid heart]

ahhhhhh ok

this is smog

+1 Mult for each unscored card, common

[deft ore]

this is fine for uncommon i think

[deft ore]

splash found dead in the water

[turbid heart]

i forget the downside

[deft ore]

also this is too weak

jimbo is objectively better

since max here is +4

[worn rain]

yeah should be like +3 imo

[turbid heart]

+1 mult for every card in played hand that dosen't score. Lose all mult when every card scores.

its permanent stacking

[deft ore]

oh does it scale

[turbid heart]

mb

[worn rain]

ohh its stacking

uncommon?

[deft ore]

should say gains +1 mult

[turbid heart]

yeah its just the idea i wrote down from my friend

[deft ore]

yeah if it scales make it uncommon without the downside

[turbid heart]

i think the downside is what makes it fun though

its like Squeezy Pete

[deft ore]

i feel like the downside just doesn't matter enough and removing it could lead to some fun pivots

you're not switching off high card unless you're desperate because you lose scaling

[turbid heart]

thats reasonable

[deft ore]

also obelisk synergy

[shy nebula]

More numberslop

[shy nebula]

Fuck I forgot the elimination rule but you can remove trailing zeroes

[oak kernel]

🥺

[ember surge]

guys i seen somewhere that somebody ran doom on balatro jokers but i can’t find the video, can somebody give it or give a youtube link

[storm forum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1eby5y7/literally_nobody_asked_for_it_but_here_it_is_doom/ ?

[granite sundial]

he looks pretty cool when negative

[shy nebula]

^^^

Can't use PC rn but yeah

[ember surge]

yea that video, thanks

[ember surge]

so silly

[granite sundial]

is this too overpowered?

[sleek granite]

ill mess it up

[deft ore]

yeah too powerful

[eager berry]

for each common or just the fact you have common card?

[deft ore]

i would say kill the common effect

[granite sundial]

it's you!

[eager berry]

if its not per [rarity] joker but just a fact having that rarity i think its okay

[deft ore]

i was reading that

[deft ore]

you have to buy Shader Premium

featuring:
-Purple
-Enhanced color range
-Purple again

[fierce mist]

Can I have someone look over my code? The game doesn't like wherever I put the final }

[deft ore]

#💻・modding-dev

[fierce mist]

Yep!

[spare geyser]

like if any of y'all understand shaders can you tell me whats wrong with this shader it works fine and looks fine for me but then other people just crash

[drowsy parrot]

hollow purple

[spare geyser]

true would be a very cool shader if it worked for people who are not me

[shy nebula]

Bro I suggest you use a formatter, if it fails to parse it can at least tell you about where does the syntax broke

[fierce mist]

I refuse to, even if I die for it

[drowsy parrot]

refusing help even when asking for help

wow

[shy nebula]

Look man I may be rude for this but please stop baiting

[fierce mist]

Alright fine

[shy nebula]

I refuse to believe ppls can be this dumb

[drowsy parrot]

ok rude

[fierce mist]

And yet...

[shy nebula]

Ultrakill reference!?!?!

[shy nebula]

Rust

[spare geyser]

me whos coded all this shit in fucking notepad++

[shy nebula]

For balatro

[drowsy parrot]

no not even rude thats actually fucked up to say so casually

[shy nebula]

Good for you bro, np++ has lsp support though

[drowsy parrot]

dam !

[spare geyser]

lsp?

[shy nebula]

Fucked up as in very good 😊?

[drowsy parrot]

now youre baiting

[deft ore]

since when????

that cannot be real

[shy nebula]

Oh wait it's a plugin

[turbid heart]

thoughts on this for a basic diamond-hearts based joker

counterpart to this

[shy nebula]

Hmmm could the color be a little more saturated

[turbid heart]

mayb

[shy nebula]

How so? I believe in him and I'm a bad guy 🙁

So sad

[drowsy parrot]

you just called him dumb

[spare geyser]

behold my incredibly stupid atlas that contains the art for literally everything except blinds and the modicon

[drowsy parrot]

i dont think theres an easier way of saying it

[drowsy parrot]

jesus

[shy nebula]

Uh huh, I said I refuse to believe that ppls can be this dumb

[drowsy parrot]

"this dumb" referring to him

[shy nebula]

This dumb referring to his bait

You even agreed with me

[fierce mist]

...help

or don't

the lua beautifuier won't

[drowsy parrot]

then use better wording cause that was pointed at him

[shy nebula]

I reject your proposition

Without any hesitation

A conduit of the future should not have hope in it

[deft ore]

better than putting every 10 jokers in a different atlas

[pale breach]

I just realized that (at least some of) the mods are written in lua and now want to make a mod, where's a good place to start looking?

[shy nebula]

https://github.com/JohnnyMorganz/StyLua

Just use this man

[deft ore]

second pinned message

[shy nebula]

Actually most if not all are written in Lua

Good resources are pinned

[deft ore]

every balala mod is written in lua because balala is written in lua

[shy nebula]

Do we consider lovely patches Lua 😊

[drowsy parrot]

then reject it i cant give a fuck about what you think
my only concern was you being hella mean

[shy nebula]

I prefer to be mean because at least I get something back from it

Being nice to people drains me

[worn rain]

ok nerd

[drowsy parrot]

lmao

[deft ore]

yes actually

we're patching lua code with lua code

[spare geyser]

honestly never understood those people who make a different image file for every single thing in the mod like does github not yell at y'all about that when you go to upload it?
github is always on my ass for all the sounds i have in my mod when i try to upload new stuff (have to upload the 91 sounds separately from everything else)

[drowsy parrot]

can we make every mod be a library and let the players code their mod actually

[fierce mist]

I'm done with modding for a while. I'm "too dumb" and "baiting".

[granite sundial]

I added The Broker to my mod

[shy nebula]

Thank God somebody is being mean to me

[wanton rapids]

you should use git and not github.com to upload

[granite sundial]

anyone wanna try it?

[fierce mist]

see you all around, like you'll cry at my appearance.

[granite sundial]

please

-# please

[spare geyser]

huh?

[granite sundial]

-# i'm begging

[shy nebula]

Git is the source code version manager

It can be used to upload files

[deft ore]

now everyone can experience the pain of to_big firsthand

[shy nebula]

https://git-lfs.com/

[shy nebula]

Just use luajit pro bro

[drowsy parrot]

i feel like if they have issues with anything they should go to the coal mines

[shy nebula]

Linear Acceleration

[shy nebula]

I have a better idea

[shy nebula]

They will be forced to learn the Rust programming language

[deft ore]

if the players code their mod incorrectly they must pay a fine of one thousand dollars

[drowsy parrot]

rly

[shy nebula]

Pro tip on how not to crash your code:

use pcall

[drowsy parrot]

lmao

[shy nebula]

The Jotunheim synergy

[worn rain]

?

[shy nebula]

Or whatever that astronomica joker was

[shy nebula]

Iirc it's effect is to make a random joker become common every reroll

And give XChips for every dollar spent

And terminal your money

Maybe he doesn't know what a command even is

Can't blame him tho

[spare geyser]

me when i get charged for my mod because
i dont understand shaders
im bad at coding
im bad at balatro art

[shy nebula]

Stop being bad at coding
Learn C

https://fxtwitter.com/daveaji/status/1972993170054222316

Ser David Aji (@daveaji)

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︀︀
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FxTwitter · Sep 30, 2025, 11:53 AM

Btw.

[spare geyser]

balatro isn't in c tho

[shy nebula]

Yeah I don't tell you to learn C for that,man

[forest knoll]

gross

[shy nebula]

VSCode does the same thing and y'all hail it as the best thing ever

[forest knoll]

not me

[shy nebula]

Zed does the same but really fucking fast

[fierce mist]

Apparently I don't even know the meaning on a while

[shy nebula]

https://github.com/helix-editor/helix

[plush hound]

VSCode got telemetry in it

[shy nebula]

Never give up bro. You can be good at anything.

[shy nebula]

Damn

Couldn't beat that

[fierce mist]

You were the same person calling me "baiting" earlier.

[forest knoll]

true...
worth a try, been a while since i've experimented with my toolkit

i've still gotta get a second drive in my laptop tho

for linux purposes

[shy nebula]

Bro deep inside you knew it wasn't true

[unkempt current]

Hello chat

[fierce mist]

I'm pretty sure I already said it, but just to you, do. Xekatia, be patient, I have autism

[shy nebula]

Neovim

[fierce mist]

Hey!

[shy nebula]

Hyperfixated on programming

[fierce mist]

at the moment, yes

[shy nebula]

Good now install neovim and be autistic for real

[spare geyser]

anyway have a stupid thing i programmed that isn't shaders
squid game‼️

[shy nebula]

Or helix if you just want shit to work

[fierce mist]

I'd prefer to be autistic on my own timetable, thank you!

[shy nebula]

?

[fierce mist]

I'm the kind of autistic that's stubborn more than anything

[shy nebula]

Do you do research on programming yourself

[fierce mist]

nope!

[shy nebula]

I like research random nonsense

[shy nebula]

How many programming languages can you code in

[fierce mist]

none!

[shy nebula]

Cool, learn one, I recommend c

[fierce mist]

Well, a little in lua thanks to this

[shy nebula]

Pretty much the de facto beginner language

[fierce mist]

lua or c?

[shy nebula]

Python is a little too abstracted for beginners

[shy nebula]

Neovim is configurable via Lua btw

[fierce mist]

great! Still doesn't help my current problem now

[shy nebula]

Maybe you need to study more

[fierce mist]

Balatro can't even read the files the mod is stored on!

[shy nebula]

Probably because incorrect path

Ok so smods.load_file will read the file with the given path

The path is considered to be relative to the metadata file I guess

[fierce mist]

I thought I had the path right... Mind if I show you?

[shy nebula]

Stop asking questions and show me already bro

You and I both know I'd say yes anyway

[fierce mist]

top left: file Balatro is reading. Bottom middle: where that file is. Middle right: where Balatro is sent.

[shy nebula]

notepad for coding

[fierce mist]

Anything missing

[deft ore]

no mod metadata or header

[shy nebula]

I think there is a JSON file there

[fierce mist]

the non-capital one is the json file

[shy nebula]

But the fucking details tab obscure everything man,

[fierce mist]

other is the lua file we see

[worn rain]

capital*

[fierce mist]

thank you

[shy nebula]

Mr president is the allegations true

[deft ore]

what is main file set to

in the json

also please turn on file extensions

[fierce mist]

the file we see on the top left

[worn rain]

i am very awesome

[shy nebula]

Is it true that you were on that island

[deft ore]

show json screenshot

[worn rain]

no what

[fierce mist]

Here you all are!

[shy nebula]

Install PowerShell bro. Genuinely

[fierce mist]

right after all this, okay?

[shy nebula]

Sure

Also pls use a real text editor

[fierce mist]

I do on github, most of the time

Anyway, what is wrong with the path?

[shy nebula]

I'm genuinely disturbed man.

[deft ore]

get rid of the empty conflicts and provides

[shy nebula]

I don't really see anything wrong with it

[deft ore]

also the dependencies is indented weirdly

[pale breach]

Alright, I got my mod started and the json made and everything, thank you for telling me where to look for that. I have a question though, should I list optional dependencies, or only ones that my mod relies on?

[shy nebula]

Likely because he has no formatter

[deft ore]

only something your mod relies on

[fierce mist]

Alright, I get it! I'm weird for doing detail coding in notepad!

[deft ore]

if they were optional your mod wouldnt depend on them

[pale breach]

Alright cool, thank you.

[shy nebula]

Do balatro register your mod

Or does it grayscreen

[fierce mist]

It does know it's there, that's why it breaks!

[shy nebula]

Does it crash

[fierce mist]

Yes

[shy nebula]

If it does give us the log

[fierce mist]

here is log

somehow can't read it

[shy nebula]

Hmmm

It said it couldn't open the config.lua

[fierce mist]

oh. Yeah, I don't have one. I'll get right to it

[shy nebula]

Yeah because it doesn't exist

Just make it return {}

This is why you need to properly set up your coding environment

[fierce mist]

so, what's in them anyway?

[shy nebula]

what's in what

[fierce mist]

the config files.

[shy nebula]

just return {}

[fierce mist]

that's all? just return {}

[shy nebula]

yep

[shy nebula]

you can consider lua files just functions

[fierce mist]

...can't read it

Can't read the config file even though it exists..

[shy nebula]

is it in src/

[fierce mist]

gimme a sec

yes

[shy nebula]

ok is something opening it

[fierce mist]

lemme see

yes. Now there's another

I imagine it's because I didn't set the atlas right

[shy nebula]

probably

ok so for the atlas

you need 2 version

the 1x and 2x version

usually you just have to scale the 1x up

[fierce mist]

I have the 1x, the 2x is set-up-able

[shy nebula]

ok so you need an assets directory
within it you need 2 subdir

1x and 2x

both of those must be identical except for 2x has double the resolution

[fierce mist]

assets folder, with 1x and 2x in, gotcha.

[shy nebula]

also prefer camelCase over uh, your Pascal Snake Case

i use snake case though

[fierce mist]

The overall is that, but if the code works, why worry?

[shy nebula]

inconsistent

[fierce mist]

done

[shy nebula]

being stubborn is a good thing... if you werent a beginner

[shy nebula]

ok put the assets files in

[fierce mist]

did that already. Though, all the jokers are lumped in one file, is that fine?

[shy nebula]

its fine

as long as you remember the pos ur good

ok so let me explain a bit

[fierce mist]

Yeah, it's 3 jokers/

[shy nebula]

SMODS.Atlas will register an atlas with the given key in the given path

px and py will define the size of the item size

and the atlas will be splitted into rx/px * ry/py pieces

and the position starts from 0 and index from top left

so the top left item is {x=0,y=0}

[fierce mist]

Alright. anything else before I see what the next issue is?

Same issue too, failed to collect data from the altas

[shy nebula]

hm

the error message is a bit vague

[shy nebula]

i must reminds you that the path of the atlas is relative to the 1x and 2x subdirectory

[fierce mist]

there it is in whole.

[pale breach]

My mod currently looks very silly, but it's working flawlessly so far. Next to actually add something

[shy nebula]

not the metadata json

[fierce mist]

Oh. so the atlas would be outside the folder, not inside?

[shy nebula]

let me uh

draw this out

[fierce mist]

because there is no atlas folder rn

[fierce mist]

We've already been here 3 hours

[shy nebula]

assets/
  1x/
    Atlas.png
  2x/
    Atlas.png

then you can register it

[fierce mist]

Ah.

[shy nebula]

SMODS.Atlas({
  key = "rust",
  path = "Atlas.png",
  px = 71,
  py = 95,
})

what years of studying the supreme programming taught me

[fierce mist]

got all that. What about the 2x?

[shy nebula]

the smods atlas register both

this is why the structure of 1x and 2x must be identical

ya got it?

[fierce mist]

got it.

Onto the next part!

[shy nebula]

ok now lets study infinity

[fierce mist]

Can you put it in song?

[shy nebula]

hm i was talking about fast growing hierarchy back then right

[shy nebula]

nah, im a terrible singer

[fierce mist]

can you put it in poem?

[shy nebula]

no, im bad with words

(duh)

[fierce mist]

Well, you wanna try Balatro My Way?

Now that it's working?

[shy nebula]

i dont think so

[fierce mist]

I'll put in a joker just for you if you do

[shy nebula]

i mean im not particularly in the mood rn

[shy nebula]

i doubt it'll be worth it though

configuring my developer env is good

[pale breach]

I'm looking at a mod for an example on how to do some things and I'm seeing NFS, but I don't see NFS in the documentation and looking it up online just gets stuff about need for speed, am I missing something in the documentation somewhere?

[shy nebula]

got it down for c/c++,zig,rust,lua,javascript

[shy nebula]

NFS is nativefs

[fierce mist]

Also, my wrap-around straight coding is busted

[shy nebula]

this?

[shy nebula]

the A-2-3-4-5 straight?

[fierce mist]

More the Q-K-A-2-3 straight

[shy nebula]

hmmm

[fierce mist]

I grabbed the code directly from the first time I got code for it, so maybe I implemented it as a joker wrong

[shy nebula]

mm

[fierce mist]

you know how to code it?

[shy nebula]

probably you have to take ownership of the straight hand

then override the behavior

i guess

[fierce mist]

    calculate = function(self, card, context)
    end
    },
    true 
)``` 
so this to can straights, yeah?

[shy nebula]

bro

[fierce mist]

How do I code it so that a wrap-around straight counts?

    calculate = function(self, card, context)
    end
    },
    silent 
)``` 
Wait, no, this cans straights, right?

Actually, wait, I'm bad at all this

[fierce mist]

function SMODS.wrap_around_straight()
    if next(SMODS.find_card("j_modprefix_key")) then
        return true
    end
    return hook()
end```

this was the exact code

[shy nebula]

a poker hand is uh

not a joker

[wind turtle]

You need to change modprefix to your mod prefix and key to your jokers key.

[fierce mist]

Oh. Well, I did that, I thought.

    if next(SMODS.find_card("j_xiferp_top_to_bottom")) then
        return true
    end
    return xiferp_top_to_bottom()
end```

}

wait....

[shy nebula]

ok now everything is straight?

or uh

[fierce mist]

I forgor a line

Okay, retrying

...and we're back to this again.

[wind turtle]

Move the hook out of the joker.

[fierce mist]

is this the correct code?

[shy nebula]

no

this is the code that is used to detect str8 in smods

[fierce mist]

so, still add it in but elsewhere?

[modest canyon]

hello chat how is the brainrot progressing

[fierce mist]

Uh, very well, thanks for asking!

[shy nebula]

nope, it's used to detect str8

[modest canyon]

thats great!

🎉

[fierce mist]

so add in the old code?

[shy nebula]

no

[wind turtle]

No, you move the hook out of the joker definition.

[fierce mist]

I don't replace it?

[shy nebula]

i think you should refrain from advanced stuffs for now

[fierce mist]

With it outside, I can't even get a hand into the game!

With it inside, I can't even get into the game!

honestly, it's fitting that joker has this picture rn

[fierce mist]

So, don't bother with wrap-around straights?

[shy nebula]

local ref = SMODS.wrap_around_straight
function SMODS.wrap_around_straight() 
  if next(SMODS.find_card("j_xiferp_top_to_bottom")) then
    return true
  end

  return ref()
end

[fierce mist]

oh. thank you! sorry for all the trouble so far

[shy nebula]

just learn rust or something bro

and use a real text editor

install pwsh

[fierce mist]

Then I'm sorry for all the trouble I'll cause

at least for next little while or two

[shy nebula]

id rather that than you produce unmaintainable code

[fierce mist]

Least trouble is fun versus hair-ripping

[shy nebula]

@main path hi

[shy nebula]

i use google a lot

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1312365807774470194/1376761926524342403/attachment.gif?ex=68ddef76&is=68dc9df6&hm=d67e987423e815527ec656f7beda093f5266903909a82f89682e853bdd788283&=&width=301&height=375

[fierce mist]

and I use other people a lot

[fierce mist]

is that supposed to be in the joker's code itself?

[shy nebula]

the calculate function is called whenever the joker is triggered

which is uh

[fierce mist]

Oh. so not strictly. Good, since it gets mad if it's inside the joker.

[shy nebula]

when calling inside the calculate function, isnt the best idea

[shy nebula]

you should understand balatro architecture

ok so the SMODS.Joker register an prototye in the game engine

[fierce mist]

I got a good look and honestly, kinda scared

[shy nebula]

lovely/dump?

[fierce mist]

The whole thing

[shy nebula]

wdym

"the whole thing"

xd

[fierce mist]

I've coded my first jokers after struggle over 2 days and dragging at least a dozen people down with me into poker-themed pain and code-based agony

[fierce mist]

What I mean by "the whole thing" is the horror stories this place is gonna tell of me

[shy nebula]

yeah i think you have to get good at lua first

[shy nebula]

i mean i got my first joker working in like 1 hour or so

cant remember but it's relatively painless

[fierce mist]

And yet, I coated myself in pins

[shy nebula]

but it's probably cuz i was already familiar with lua

[shy nebula]

uhh

ok

maybe you should set up your code env

and not use notepad for everything

[fierce mist]

Of course, I could be shrinking myself

[fierce mist]

Imma sleep now. it's like 4 am in my timezone and I got college in the morning

[fierce mist]

Goodnight, ...friend?

[static bloom]

got a few joker slots here

[shy nebula]

rust

[shy nebula]

old analog

old cryptid

😭

[static bloom]

ive had it downloaded from a while ago and didnt feel like updating it

so i just used that version

[fleet mountain]

Never knew this was possible, but I just got naneinf in the cryptid mod 💀

[drowsy parrot]

probably a bug

[fleet mountain]

Well thats annoying, cuz it juat ended my run, I had 3 e's in my number then it just went to nan

Ig thats my bad for making my triboulet have a mult of like 8.5e8600

[hard plank]

you didn't

...

[fleet mountain]

Fym i didnt, I literally did

[hard plank]

show

[manic summit]

fake infinity

[hard plank]

i don't believe

[manic summit]

It's literally impossible to get naneinf with talisman

[fleet mountain]

Tf am I meant to show? The run is gone bro. Nan and naneinf count as 0 towards the score

The run is gone. Ended

[hard plank]

should have taken the screenshot

[civic atlas]

bootleg talisman

[hard plank]

i sure hope it wasn't just set to some limit

[fleet mountain]

Probably, but i was just kinda annoyed because I wanted to see how high my score could truly go

[hard plank]

you should try my mod

[manic summit]

aikoshen is peak

[ember surge]

okay

mod my balatro on my iphone so i can try

[harsh glacier]

play my mod

[manic summit]

Modding rule 4 moment 💔🥀

[latent crescent]

haya spotted

[ember surge]

where is it

[ember surge]

📉

[manic summit]

😢

[ember surge]

what

[harsh glacier]

if you want to play my mod you have to find it

[drowsy parrot]

my 18th birthday is less than 2 months away
the first notable thing im doing when im 18 years old is tattooing a spider web on my left eye like argel
like me

[drowsy parrot]

is it tmj

[ember surge]

HOW

[harsh glacier]

astro boo

[manic summit]

one piece reference

[harsh glacier]

you ruined the bit

[latent crescent]

In my book thats not the most efficient marketing strategy

[manic summit]

hi

[ember surge]

oh that

[drowsy parrot]

hiii lexiiiii hi bestiieee

[civic atlas]

play my mod

not astros

[manic summit]

hii pangrea hi bestie

[drowsy parrot]

Is It Golden Leaf's Terrible Additions

[civic atlas]

dont ask gemini

dont vibe code

[drowsy parrot]

dont ask ai about it?

[manic summit]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/wiki/Installing-Steamodded-linux

[manic summit]

if only it was on the smods wiki

[manic summit]

LMAO

[civic atlas]

do you believe in the big bang theory

or pangrea

[manic summit]

pangrea

[civic atlas]

this is some world of warcraft shit

[manic summit]

Bagel at 3:24 am challenge? Yes or no

Too early

[manic summit]

never mind 😨😨

[civic atlas]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xhJFRxE2-w0?si=nWHCbBeNRsG-nBn5

OH MY GOD

[manic summit]

are... are we... are we deadass 💔🥀

[civic atlas]

this is against the rules surely

[drowsy parrot]

You can't convince me we are not at the deep end of humanity with this shit.

[hard plank]

don't ask AI about it?

[manic summit]

True

[civic atlas]

guy who codes with ai doesnt know what file explorer is

🤯

[drowsy parrot]

dont call it coding bruh theres no effort here

[hard plank]

I'm crying

[civic atlas]

why yall surprised

[drowsy parrot]

me too aiko

[manic summit]

Person using Linux doesn't know what file explorer is 💔🥀
what has the world become

[torn urchin]

Wild society

[drowsy parrot]

oh by the way lexi aiko is also a new bestie lyk so you dont get confused ❣️

[manic summit]

okay 🤑🤑🔥🗣

[willow wolf]

if anyone recognizes where this is from, u got elite ball knowledge

[drowsy parrot]

i dont think id like to thanks

[willow wolf]

wrong

[manic summit]

Brilliant 👏 ‼️

[civic atlas]

there is no game mentioned

[hard plank]

please stop

[hard plank]

ting

[civic atlas]

i think you mean non game

[willow wolf]

im just referencing niche japanese hyperpop group, PAS TASTA

[civic atlas]

ok

[hard plank]

ting

[willow wolf]

https://youtu.be/TssreZGLlOo?list=PLdZnW6eXfvNHcm1ThfegLqvuTvBQ2GDsy

[civic atlas]

what do you mean

[drowsy parrot]

are you on the run my guy

[hard plank]

ting

[civic atlas]

what do you mean

[manic summit]

lmao

[drowsy parrot]

youve changed not only your display names but your username???

[civic atlas]

can we kill this guy

[drowsy parrot]

anyways just pointing it out cuz curious

[willow wolf]

i've done so much art for the balatro "unnamed music mod"

[civic atlas]

wtf

[willow wolf]

it was good practice for making jokers based on the balatro palette

[hard plank]

also

[hard plank]

they added balatro to Google Play Games

[civic atlas]

joker poker

balatro p al ette

[hard plank]

i went to look at phones

new phones

[manic summit]

did you get possessed or something 😭😭 what are you even

[hard plank]

every single one of them has

artificial

🏳️‍⚧️

[drowsy parrot]

what is happening

[manic summit]

Are you calling me a twink ?? 😭

[distant badge]

[hard plank]

egg

🥚

[distant badge]

well there is a man here

[hard plank]

why is Samsung egg white

[willow wolf]

https://www.vanishingincmagic.com/mentalism/anchor-tarot/ holy shit

balatro reference

[true token]

how do i get the brainstorm to keep resetting until it searches the seed?
idk how to get it to work

[hard plank]

WHY IS IPHONE EGG EMOJI WHITE

[manic summit]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[civic atlas]

why wouldnt it be

there are white eggs

[true token]

.

[civic atlas]

no idea mate

perhaps ask in the brainstorm thread?

[true token]

oh theres a thread?

[civic atlas]

theres a thread for every mod

#1209506514763522108

[manic summit]

What are you on

[civic atlas]

excEPT utdr

[hard plank]

goldenleaf how would you shorten Samsung Experience

[civic atlas]

which is distrubuted on GOOGLE DRIVE

[civic atlas]

idk i would jump off a building or something

[unreal sphinx]

quack

[static bloom]

does anyone know how to fix this crash?

[drowsy parrot]

???

HE METAMORPHOSED

[civic atlas]

oh boy

[manic summit]

Why

💀💀

I'm gonna have to ask you to log off for the day

[civic atlas]

quack is a somewhat funny joke

[static bloom]

.

[civic atlas]

someone fucked their to bigs

[civic atlas]

astro destroying the environment

[wanton rapids]

this is a classic talisman issue
since talisman converts a bunch of numbers to its own format if the game tries to compare them to normal numbers it crashes

[civic atlas]

chopping down all the trees

[static bloom]

how do i fix it?

[wanton rapids]

you can set talisman's number limit to vanilla

[manic summit]

economy

[wanton rapids]

or uninstall it but you have cryptid so

[static bloom]

k

playing a hand triggered it so i cant really not do that

it was the first hand of the first round

so i had nothing

[civic atlas]

ok lexi

[storm forum]

...update your Talisman.

2.3.4 to 2.5.

[manic summit]

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[obsidian sky]

you've got to brick kidding me

[manic summit]

😨

[obsidian sky]

Good morning, Astro.

i fucked up the joke. shit

[manic summit]

I made my friend buy balatro and he likes it so far

[hard plank]

update Talisman methinks

[obsidian sky]

the world quest to convert every single person into a balatro player

force them to play with pixel art upscaler

[hard plank]

...

what is this

[manic summit]

he literally just started playing yesterday 😭😭

[manic summit]

A scam

[drowsy parrot]

password changer

[hard plank]

wtf does it do

does it just change passwords for you

[manic summit]

I read this as password charger

[obsidian sky]

i wanted to make the upscaled sprites an edition initially. but then i thought it'd be too gpu-expensive (not sure about that yet but it looks very complicated so i'm gonna assume yes it is), and indistinguishable from a regular card at first glance (which is bad for an edition, they should really stand out imo)

[drowsy parrot]

password feminizer

[manic summit]

lemme check my watch real quick

[obsidian sky]

it should also overlay the word JOKER written in impact in the corners where joker is normally written

or actually no it should just awkwardly be at the top and the bottom, horizontally.
JOKER

JOKER

[ember surge]

the old man hammer fire::

[obsidian sky]

yellow joker.......

[ember surge]

jarate

[obsidian sky]

what if there was an edition that warps the joker art to make them mewing

[ember surge]

there’s whole ass texture pack to that already

[obsidian sky]

yeah but it only affects vanilla sprites. i want it automatic 🔥

[manic summit]

ts pmo

[obsidian sky]

sybau edition that adds a vignette and a broken heart emoji

[manic summit]

this is #⚙・modding-general, the polar opposite of the peak department

[obsidian sky]

this cat's name is big boots look it up on google images

[manic summit]

sybau twin 💔🥀

[obsidian sky]

amogus

[civic atlas]

why a circle

[manic summit]

Like from fortnite??

[obsidian sky]

noway

i still can't believe it's real. we've come full circle

[manic summit]

Oversimplification

I'm not reading all that

[civic atlas]

j

[manic summit]

It's 4 am, do you expect me to read all that?

[obsidian sky]

joker that makes you rFUCK

evil

[manic summit]

rFUCK
reddit ahh joker

[obsidian sky]

reddit joker that makes jimbo say something painfully unfunny at the end of the game

[plush hound]

fuh

[hard plank]

what's the best way to cook food in a pinch

[obsidian sky]

frozen food or instant noodles

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
not a single soul in the world:
not even chuck norris:
joker: +4 mult

[frigid mica]

I just remembered Giorno Giovanna can transmute objects, I’ll replace Spy with him.

[ember surge]

all time reviews: mostly negative(nan)

[silk wagon]

does anyone know how much smaller specifically wee joker is?
like, 25%? 50%? 75%?

[grim rover]

<@&1133519078540185692>

ah wait

[whole hatch]

I gotchu

[grim rover]

chat should i nerf

30chips = 4 mult apparently no?

[keen knoll]

gm

[manic summit]

7.5 chips = 1 mult so yes

[grim rover]

oh my god that's perfect

nerfing valley to be 2 mult per club card

[keen knoll]

hiii

[grim rover]

hiii

[manic summit]

hi

[grim rover]

nice

[manic summit]

I'm gonna go get a bagel I'm starving

[wanton lintel]

toopid

[hard plank]

HELP

I'm going down a rabbit hole what is that fingernail

[grim rover]

john debugpkus my beloved

[grim rover]

they add on per each card of a certain suit you have in your full deck

too weak for rare?

[jaunty galleon]

this feels like a really weak rare honestly

[ember surge]

is that penis hieroglyph

[jaunty galleon]

if your whole deck was clubs you’d be getting +100 mult, which is not worth the amount of deckfixing you would have to do to get 50 clubs

100 mult is doable with scaling spare trousers for 8 antes or something

it’s very doable with bootstraps too

[storm forum]

-# Just get Hearty Spades & Smeared Joker.

-# Or all Wild.

[jaunty galleon]

actually i didn’t think about smeared

i have an uncommon that’s +4 mult for every heart and -4 for spade in your full deck and like, it’s alright

that’s double what you’re getting from this rare

[grim rover]

so like

buff them all

the Diamonds one gives out the money per boss blind beaten btw

[jaunty galleon]

skip meta

i should make more skip jokers

[keen knoll]

lol

hii

[grim rover]

you just gave me a good idea

[fathom gust]

ECON !!!

[keen knoll]

lol

[eternal portal]

im cass

wow

[civic atlas]

WHO AM I

[keen knoll]

im candy

[willow wolf]

im getting better at antialiasing

[civic atlas]

why are there so many shades

[civic atlas]

doesnt answer my question

[grim rover]

maybe personal choice

[willow wolf]

its a complex shape in a small space

i did it so that at 1x scale it looks like the actual thing

[civic atlas]

i guess

[granite sundial]

Jimbo and his brother

[humble rampart]

jimbo and slenderjimbo

[wanton rapids]

collect their mults

[keen knoll]

lol

what

[eternal portal]

evil

[eternal portal]

tringle guy

[keen knoll]

hiiiiii

[wanton rapids]

cass of various mods

[eternal portal]

yes

i am various

[keen knoll]

hiiii

[eternal portal]

im cass

[obsidian sky]

x2 mult. expensive

[pseudo hedge]

scary ass boss

[wanton rapids]

golden joker but like 2x stronger

[unborn plover]

Uh what is that

[keen knoll]

the clock

[unborn plover]

What the clock doin

[obsidian sky]

your mom

[grim rover]

someone suggested

Spades joker: 12 chips per spade card ( +156 base)
Clubs joker: 3 mult per club card (+39 base, undoes the nerf)
Hearts joker: no change 👍
Diamonds joker: 1 dollar per boss blind per diamond card ($13 base)

what we thinking chat

[keen knoll]

i dont think

[eternal portal]

i cas

[keen knoll]

im candy

[obsidian sky]

wait who said that +2 mult per club in full deck was bad. that's. that's +26 mult unconditionally on a regular deck. that's five jimbos. that's a stage 1 popcorn

[grim rover]

it's a rare so ehhh

[obsidian sky]

oh it's rare

i guess......

[unborn plover]

Oh boy...

[keen knoll]

at least its not lavender loop

[grim rover]

so 6.5 base per round instead of 13 per boss blind

[keen knoll]

i mean my mod is already kinda named after campfire

[keen knoll]

max price of 5

[hard plank]

oh yeah

[keen knoll]

?

[hard plank]

i will stop talking about hot pot

as it's canceled

[granite sundial]

someone should totally download my fun mod

you will get a blueprint

-# eventually

[keen knoll]

hi

[eternal portal]

hyperblinds

[barren solstice]

i remember i once played a mod that had a menu for custom planet card sprites, and the planet cards all had this very cool geometric design, does anyone have that mod, or remember which one it is?

i probably had it as a part of dimserene's full modpack

[keen knoll]

sounds like highest priestess

[storm solar]

reposting this because why fucking not

[keen knoll]

nvm i guess they changed it

[barren solstice]

yeah, highest priestess looks like it's definitely not it

to be fair i dont know if it was just a customization mod or a bigger mod that also added that kind of customization on the side

im looking through the google sheet with the mod list

[hard plank]

i am going to have such a whiplash

[barren solstice]

mmyup. looks like coding to me

[hard plank]

im going to make my website

[main path]

cool

[hard plank]

this is still the best feature on apple music imo

[granite sundial]

I'm going to shit myself

[keen knoll]

hey guys does this look ok

[granite sundial]

why is it blue

[hard plank]

blender doughnuts

[keen knoll]

blue frosting

[granite sundial]

it feels too neon, just me however

[barren solstice]

the frosting looks kind of eerie, maybe some shadows would make it look better? not really a graphic designer

[barren solstice]

same!

[keen knoll]

neon?

[granite sundial]

extremely bright

[barren solstice]

very saturated and bright

[barren solstice]

in the end i found the mod, and it's malverk, but that's just the texture manager, still looking for the mod

[keen knoll]

is that better

[fathom gust]

well shit

[granite sundial]

here's a rough attempt

and smaller, because i'm lazy

[keen knoll]

hhm

[willow wolf]

how's my art

[unborn plover]

Pretty neato

[grim rover]

economy amirite

[unborn plover]

78.5$ wtf

[lost inlet]

chvrches peak

[fierce mist]

fades to rust and blows away

[shy nebula]

.fold()

[fierce mist]

gets reconstructed

[drowsy parrot]

hotpot todaymorrow

hotpot tomoday

[distant badge]

hotpot eventually

[fathom gust]

this is the type of shit i get when im NOT playing on my main profile

3 fucking polychromes

[drowsy parrot]

teventually methinks

[chilly pine]

Hot Potato

[fierce mist]

I have a joker idea: Cell Phone! Once every ante (maybe before the boss blind, maybe during), you can buy a random uncommon or rare joker which shows up in its own little booster pack before the big blind next ante. The rest of the time it beeps and shows it earning '15 Enjoyment Points!' per round, but nothing happens.

[keen knoll]

wait does poly go through perishable?

[chilly pine]

candy is fuming

[keen knoll]

yyea

[fathom gust]

sadly no

[unborn plover]

Welp, after finishing Spare trousers x Supernova I can share a wip of Scary face x Pareidolia.
I'm gonna be honest, it took me 3 hours to draw Pareidolia:

[keen knoll]

damn

at least it sells for a lot

[keen knoll]

no way is that a spiritomb

[fathom gust]

sigh i gotta make the joke again

DOOMED COUPLE GRAHHHHH

[fierce mist]

bump (anyone like it?)

[keen knoll]

sounds cool

[wind token]

School had a drug search today and they just straight up took some kids backpack who only had paper in there

[unborn plover]

The color contrast of these two is so noticeable

[fierce mist]

I might also try to give it a dynamic visual, like other jokers around it, but that's a true challenge right there and... a friend of mine said that's a bit outta my depth

[fathom gust]

i forgot to redesign sparky (like a dumbass)

[obsidian sky]

awesome face card couple
evil and intimidating plant

[fathom gust]

[unborn plover]

Also I haven't shown spare trousers and supernova so why not do it now:

[drowsy parrot]

@chilly pine do you think hotpot will be the worst numberslop mod

[obsidian sky]

noway

[fathom gust]

how the fuck did i

[obsidian sky]

trousers as the jester hat is fire

[fathom gust]

whatever

[fierce mist]

YOO, Someone remembers Spare Trousers exists!

[chilly pine]

that would be my mod

[keen knoll]

i like spare trousers i just dont think 2p has a llot of synergies

[drowsy parrot]

if nxkoo finds this art and says what i think hes gonna say im shoving down 20 pillows a blood clot and 3 xbox controllers down his throat

[keen knoll]

i usually only run it as a early mult gen

[unborn plover]

For them I had the idea of spare trousers of being the peppy gobling girl type and Supernova to be the timid and silly guy.
Instead for Scary face I thought of him being a powerful guardian and Pareidolia being the bratty princess.

[keen knoll]

huh, maybe someone should Slay paradolia

[drowsy parrot]

hotpot tomorrow

[keen knoll]

nmmhm

[fathom gust]

is it just gonna be "would" or something worse

oh wait this is nxkoo

[umbral pilot]

will hotpot require lovely?

[chilly pine]

hotpot is lovely incompat

crashes with lovely

[unborn plover]

What 😭

[chilly pine]

all patches are killed

[umbral pilot]

dang

[shy nebula]

Will hotpot require fennel

[drowsy parrot]

mr lovely do you know where mr lovely lives

[chilly pine]

hotpot will kill you

[umbral pilot]

finland

[chilly pine]

or maybe i will

[umbral pilot]

northern

in the cold

[chilly pine]

wtf

[shy nebula]

Does Mrs lovely exist

[drowsy parrot]

do you know where hotpot is compatible

[umbral pilot]

yes she is also here

[chilly pine]

i thought mr lovely was in lovelyland

ethan you lied to me

[umbral pilot]

only after ketamine

[chilly pine]

this is so sad

[rare shell]

can you believe it?

hotpot

only a week away

[chilly pine]

hotpot is cancelled

[unborn plover]

After I'm done with pareidolia and scary face I shall do the most requested.
Egg and Swashbuckler

[rare shell]

you cant do this to me

[chilly pine]

because it doesnt have 300 self inserts of me

[drowsy parrot]

true my Puerto Rocoid

[chilly pine]

fuck everyone else

[rare shell]

sobbing

[drowsy parrot]

NOOO

my...

[rare shell]

once again the plights of the puerto rican ignored yet again

[drowsy parrot]

my... spoiler...

[rare shell]

typical

[chilly pine]

hotpot is fake

it was never real to begin with

astra is my alt and i am the evil mastermind or whatever

idk im bored

[obsidian sky]

the duo
the trio because you can go for full house
the family because it's a scaling joker and you can just stop scaling it once you're confident in getting 400k chips
obelisk for the same reason
card sharp
flower pot if you're feeling adventurous
looks inside and any other face card jonklers if you wanna go for two pair/full house faces

removed the ones that are spare trousers synergies instead of 2p

[rare shell]

human... i remember your spoilers

[chilly pine]

the 🅱️

🅱️uo

[rare shell]

i hope hotpot has jokers in it

[chilly pine]

im removing all jokers

except for my weed joker

because its the only good joker

[drowsy parrot]

hotpot leek

[unborn plover]

Human... I remember you're 8-balls

[chilly pine]

hotpot leak

theres weed in hotpot

[eternal portal]

chat

[chilly pine]

dont play hotpot kids

[eternal portal]

i went to reapply for my disability licence

[unborn plover]

Holy canoli is cassknows

[eternal portal]

the licence i need to legally be disabled

[chilly pine]

Do you Know?

[eternal portal]

and they said i need an occupancy adress

[obsidian sky]

as in. job address

[unborn plover]

If you guys don't watch the super mario brothers super show
YOU'RE ALL GONNA TURN INTO GOOMBAS

[drowsy parrot]

bullshit wtf

[eternal portal]

youre not allowed to be disabled if youre homeless

[drowsy parrot]

write some place idk

[obsidian sky]

oh 😭 that's even worse than what i thought

[eternal portal]

if youre disabled and about to become homeless, just say no, its not legally allowed

[chilly pine]

gatekeeping disabilities is crazy

[whole nova]

recent hotpot announcement 😔

[eternal portal]

im homeless so its illegal for me to be disabled

im cured now