⚙・modding-general

[royal sun]

you don't need to with jokerforge ?

[trail berry]

multiple of 4 booster packs for eris

@woven crag You are aweom. welsomce.

[woven crag]

ok

[crude verge]

like my mod lol

[crude verge]

(im making a lot of art, but i dont know coding)

[royal sun]

i do not remember where the random button is located on wiki. i wanna learn random knowledge

[hard plank]

https://youtu.be/Q8sbyceVG5Q

[woven orchid]

c

[trail berry]

you couldve made this "earn $1 at end of round for every C scored" cause cloud 9 wow

[hard plank]

c

[trail berry]

c

[crude verge]

c

[main path]

c

[woven crag]

c

[hard plank]

maybe this meme is too niche?

[woven crag]

c

[trail berry]

c

[woven crag]

c

[trail berry]

okay stop saying c

[woven crag]

d

[storm forum]

I associate the "C" meme with that one guy not having the best of landing and bending his back backwards in shape of "C".

[main path]

ouch

[worn bone]

the j

[trail berry]

okay im RMOVING the long square joker cause i want the mod to be fun to play mechanically

[woven crag]

what did long square joker do

[hard plank]

i also try to do art on my own but other people did help

[trail berry]

gains an extremely large amount of chips

[woven crag]

i thought balatro if it locked tf in was supposed to be a stupid shitpost mod

smh

[worn bone]

is the x joker going to be twitter

[forest knoll]

aiko do you have a d meme already

[trail berry]

well yeah

but i want it to be fun for the whole family

[keen knoll]

hey guys look

[wanton rapids]

aiko do you have the dancing h gif

[hard plank]

chat

[hard plank]

no i don't

[wanton rapids]

shame

[hard plank]

what do i do with my pen

[woven crag]

notmario

[trail berry]

quick someone say something funny

[woven crag]

c

[worn bone]

something funny

[keen knoll]

what

[hard plank]

i only have this

[woven crag]

good enough

i think

[obsidian sky]

something bunny

[worn bone]

why is it lowercase

[hard plank]

https://www.artiestick.com/credits.htm

[woven crag]

htm

wtf is .htm

[forest knoll]

html but with compatibility for old operating systems that only support 3 character file extensions

[worn bone]

q joker that makes it able to act as though its already followed by a u

quantum letters,,,,,

[royal sun]

i gotta download audacity so i can make low quality conversions again

[wanton rapids]

Woah

[hard plank]

yeah htm is a real file extension

[woven crag]

but its. a website. why would that be needed unless the server is on an old os

[worn bone]

you could play sqash and its a six letter word

[forest knoll]

maybe the website was written on that old os

[woven crag]

i guess

[keen knoll]

yea its for computers rhat only support 3 letter file extensions

[woven crag]

no way

scroll up

but why remove the l

then its just hypertext markup

not language

that doesnt make sense

smh

[calm grotto]

how do I know if a mod requires talisman?

or is it just for Cryptid

[woven crag]

it says that usually

[crude verge]

i can make art for your mod?

[forest knoll]

if it doesn't load in-game and the mods menu yells at you about a missing dependency

[hard plank]

i am judgemental.

[woven crag]

and said missing dependency is talisman

[keen knoll]

can i

[calm grotto]

I'll keep that in mind

[hard plank]

aikoyori's shenanigans

[crude verge]

example of my work:

[woven crag]

okay

[hard plank]

what do i do with my phone stylus

[humble rampart]

sell

[woven crag]

atomize

[keen knoll]

can i post a joker

[obsidian sky]

we should randomly say our mod names like pokey mons

[woven crag]

no its illegal ‼️

[keen knoll]

oh..

[hard plank]

why sell

[woven crag]

jokers are banned in the balatro discord..

smh!!!!!!!

[humble rampart]

idk

[earnest eagle]

What should I do with all these tags?`

[humble rampart]

bored

[wanton rapids]

aikoyoris shenanigans

[woven crag]

morefluff

[woven crag]

negative tags trust

[trail berry]

im probably gonna add some of the better balatro if it locked tf in jokers to pokerjokers

[hard plank]

the phone has built in stylus it's gonna look wrong without one

[crude verge]

i have to learn how to make jokers with... well, jokers and not objects

[woven orchid]

guys

[hard plank]

so what do i do with it on my phone

[obsidian sky]

what if it was a 1 in 6 chance. like a russian rouxlette 😼

[woven orchid]

do i make a jpeg compressed edition

[humble rampart]

use it as a stylus

[keen knoll]

what

[woven crag]

sure but also what would it do

[trail berry]

you should add a white outline to those

[crude verge]

so bad

[trail berry]

???

[woven orchid]

ruin your life

[trail berry]

i man like the objects

[woven orchid]

x0.5 time until divorce when triggered

[trail berry]

uh maybe like earn $3 but X0.75 mult

[humble rampart]

1 in 6 chance to lose the run every round
chance increases by 1 every round

[obsidian sky]

gros michel if it was good

[woven crag]

gross micheal

[earnest eagle]

Totally normal strush

[humble rampart]

dat temperance value tho 🤑

[woven crag]

holy shit bloon cards

where get

[worn bone]

how is that a straight

[keen knoll]

did you turn reduced motion on why are they so flat

[worn bone]

what joker is doing that

[earnest eagle]

Another one

[woven orchid]

super duper reduced motion

like that one mod by aikoyori

[woven crag]

what is the deck skin mod rgahhhh

[earnest eagle]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1414257270925299883

[woven orchid]

use my deckskin...

[obsidian sky]

slendeckman

[woven orchid]

new joker

Heart of 10s

[woven crag]

im making that

soon ™

[woven orchid]

wonderous

[wind token]

If you know how, reduce the color amount of the card, make it more sharp

[woven crag]

i was going to make a hearts of 10 joker once

[earnest eagle]

Well, that's kinda how Cryptid handles larger hands

[woven crag]

but

i forgot

now i rember

[humble rampart]

for a jpg effect take the color curve thats usually a 1:1 line going diagonally up and make it a staircase

[woven crag]

isnt that just called talisman animation skip

also like

played cards arent flat normally

[keen knoll]

what

[woven crag]

is the point

[wind token]

Joker that makes a 7 of diamonds

[trail berry]

hearts of 10

[wind token]

Ace of 1

[woven crag]

3 of 3s

[wind token]

Jack of jacks

[humble rampart]

every round add a debuffed 7 of diamonds to your deck and lose $7

insane wraith sinergy

insane ox sienrgy

[wind token]

What is wraith again?

[woven crag]

it should also have a 1 in 7 chance

and kill you in real life if it fails

and self destruct if it succeeds

[humble rampart]

create rare set money to 0

[wind token]

9$!48($5

Oops

Oh right*

[obsidian sky]

insane irl mr bones synergy

[woven crag]

how

[wind token]

Mobile phone

[woven crag]

ok

[wind token]

85 has 5)3 keyboard -!; symbols 9! The /-‘e layout

[woven crag]

what

negative exclamation mark

[obsidian sky]

clueless

[vivid seal]

hey flote

guess what

[humble rampart]

yellow joker : factorial your money every round

[keen knoll]

¡

[vivid seal]

42

[wind token]

Meow

[trail berry]

mrrrrow

[wanton lintel]

what the fuck

[trail berry]

also lyre balatro if it locked tf in is out

[hard plank]

mamoof

[royal sun]

i love making stuff into the shittier version

[wanton lintel]

jawesome

[trail berry]

you should play it like right now

[wanton lintel]

bet i need to playtest lzh anyway

[wind token]

What’s

[hard plank]

is this what y'all's taco bell look like

we don't even get the diablo sauce

[keen knoll]

did you just bass boost to a bilion

[hard plank]

wtf

[royal sun]

not quite

take a listen. EAR WARNING

[hard plank]

hot pot leak

[woven crag]

leek hotpot

[trail berry]

leek hotpot!

[wanton lintel]

honest to god to me the diablo sauce aint even that fuckin spicy
ive eaten banana peppers that are spicier
but also taco bell is peak 😋

[shy nebula]

guys

[daring sluice]

hot leak pot

[shy nebula]

this is it

hot pot can now be cooked

[trail berry]

no!

[woven orchid]

hi cg lastname

[hard plank]

i have never had it

[daring sluice]

hi lily felli

[shy nebula]

@trail berry try dagger today

[trail berry]

what

what does this mean

[hard plank]

taco bell here only has the orange and the red

[wanton lintel]

damn

[shy nebula]

code red

[woven crag]

hello celeste gamer 223

[keen knoll]

hi

[hard plank]

hot potato

[trail berry]

???????

[woven crag]

code blue

[trail berry]

!!!!!!!!

[woven crag]

code purple

[trail berry]

........

[woven crag]

code green

[daring sluice]

hello er is

[woven orchid]

like that one song by dr phonics used in popular geometry dash level death corridor

[wanton rapids]

code cards are green in cryptid this is true

[hard plank]

lily

[woven orchid]

aikoyori

[hard plank]

do you have an iPhone

[woven orchid]

Yes

[trail berry]

can someone add the totr spongebob thing to a balatro mod

[daring sluice]

these californians man 💔

[woven orchid]

These people who live fucking nowhere man 💔

[hard plank]

should i get an iPhone next time

[woven orchid]

no

[keen knoll]

the wyat

[wanton rapids]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[woven crag]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[woven orchid]

oop

[hard plank]

why not

[shy nebula]

https://github.com/Rhelvetican/dagger

[keen knoll]

wow that looks trustworthy

[daring sluice]

withdrawal failed! you are being killed

[keen knoll]

damnit if only i had a credit card, then i could go $20 into debt

[wanton lintel]

honestly unless you have more apple devices nah
the real only selling point of apple over anything fucking else is brand name and connectivity

[daring sluice]

ooh it's my favorite color

[woven orchid]

android is probably better i just have an iphone because i have no reason to spend all of the money in my account to buy a new phone that isn't an iphone

[hard plank]

i have a MacBook

and an iPad

[shy nebula]

any linux user here

[keen knoll]

hi

[trail berry]

why was i specifically pinged for this

[woven crag]

code brown

[wanton rapids]

hi

[woven crag]

notmario

[dusty token]

hi

[wanton rapids]

eris

[trail berry]

code brown in my pants

[woven orchid]

what is entailed in a code brown

[woven crag]

i dont know

[daring sluice]

machine gun

[wanton rapids]

thanks lily

[woven orchid]

figure it the fuck out

[daring sluice]

im browning

[woven crag]

truth nuke

[woven orchid]

hey cg

[keen knoll]

what

[hard plank]

i would definitely get a Google Pixel if it's not overpriced here

[keen knoll]

hiii

[daring sluice]

hey lily

[woven orchid]

can you do the thing to my new shader when im done with it later today probably

the thing you did to the others

[daring sluice]

yeah I gotchu

[woven orchid]

cool thanks

[daring sluice]

i love putting periods after numbers !

[woven orchid]

truth...

[hard plank]

as i mentioned i still love Android but I'm willing to try out iPhones with an open mind

[woven orchid]

i need to figure out how to do this

[wanton lintel]

no but

[woven crag]

meet the spy as a gif lol

[wanton lintel]

real

[wanton rapids]

im sorry its in the contract i signed with John Linux

i have to talk about it at least twice a day

[keen knoll]

what

[hard plank]

notmario

[keen knoll]

you cant even check rhat

[woven orchid]

you can

[hard plank]

do you use the thing cmf phone has

[wanton lintel]

yes you can

[wanton rapids]

aikoyori

[keen knoll]

since you need to be running proton

[wanton rapids]

what thing

[hard plank]

like the corner thing

[wanton rapids]

uh no

[keen knoll]

what do you check for the user being "steamuser"

[hard plank]

the thing you can change stuff

[daring sluice]

can you buff me in your game notmario the spider bitch was destroying me

[woven crag]

wtf

[shy nebula]

why not

[woven crag]

why is there a spider in hazard vs

[dusty token]

theres ways to detect wine

[shy nebula]

ooo frostice hii

[daring sluice]

just smell it lol

[woven crag]

i need to play hazard versus this sounds awesome actually

[wanton rapids]

there isnt

[woven crag]

oh

[wanton rapids]

im assuming its pangaea

[dusty token]

hi

[wanton rapids]

47

[woven crag]

who

[woven orchid]

yes pangaea

probably

[daring sluice]

Grue!

[keen knoll]

hiii

[woven crag]

who is that

[daring sluice]

i couldn't say the full nickname because this discord blocks that word

[wanton rapids]

as featured in Vallkarri server

[daring sluice]

unfortunately

[woven orchid]

she makes art for vallkarri and was also on horsechicot and is also funny

[royal sun]

have a very low quality sound effect

[hard plank]

trying out Galaxy phones on my Galaxy phone

[woven crag]

is it a word related to a certain kind of extreme weather

[keen knoll]

csm i make art

[woven orchid]

ok sure

[woven crag]

that starts with a t

[daring sluice]

naw i mean like

[keen knoll]

oh

[daring sluice]

it's a fuck word

[woven crag]

🤯

[wanton rapids]

🤯

[daring sluice]

this server hates the word fuck being associated with anything

[shy nebula]

hey can you test that crap i made https://github.com/Rhelvetican/dagger

[more or less debugging purpose now]

[calm grotto]

I can't even tell what the issue is this time (Idk if it's because of the amount of mods I have on)

trying to cause chaos here but while it runs lol

talisman is off btw

[keen knoll]

uhhwhat make

[woven orchid]

isnt codex arcanum ancient

[wanton lintel]

one of your mods is fucked up w the atlas definition

[wanton rapids]

you probably want redux arcanum

[humble rampart]

i got banned for saying fuck and ass in the same word /lie

[woven orchid]

^

[daring sluice]

that's the word yes you got it

[woven orchid]

try swapping codex arcanum for redux arcanum and then see what happens

[keen knoll]

aaaalllrigght uh ig ill do that tonight

[calm grotto]

being honest I was on the wiki last night

[keen knoll]

what

[woven orchid]

i was not replying to you

[keen knoll]

um

[woven orchid]

i dont know what to have u make

[calm grotto]

I was just looking at what was there

found that

didn't try it because I was in bed

never though that would happen lol

[wanton lintel]

if anyone ever needs art just poke me with the ping button i need to make non-shitposty art

[keen knoll]

i can also do art!!!

[woven orchid]

can you draw a joker that looks vaguely like me except it is red

it will be a dan hentschel referencce

[wanton lintel]

what the hell was i on last night dawg 😭

[keen knoll]

kdk what you look like

[wanton rapids]

will it be Amazing

[lost inlet]

[wanton rapids]

what is the reason

[calm grotto]

Oh jesus christ

lol

[woven orchid]

do you want the reference or just the jokers ingame that are accurate

[humble rampart]

sin

[royal sun]

atleast its not mine that is at 2.8k jokers

[woven crag]

red for an amazing reason

[dusty token]

Error: Io(Os { code: 2, kind: NotFound, message: "No such file or directory" })

[calm grotto]

a-

I was looking through the blinds

LMFAO

[dusty token]

also i removed the dbg cuz i cant build with it

[keen knoll]

rref ig

[calm grotto]

I guess fun has its own limits

[woven orchid]

The Meow

[silent thistle]

"mewo"

[woven orchid]

i just want the face probably

[keen knoll]

ok so like red fur?

[trail berry]

27 types...

[trail berry]

i like this

who made this

[nova flax]

what kind of shrooms

[daring sluice]

where the halo at

[woven orchid]

killed

[woven orchid]

the people online who create free bases for you to fill in because i was poor at the time of coming up with the design

let me get the actual artist hold on

'jinxit'

[humble rampart]

cat died

[wanton lintel]

minecraft

[calm grotto]

removed a mod, now it's the tags that have done the crash

[woven orchid]

it is funny to me that this is enough to consider lowqual to be "used" in the shader's code

[calm grotto]

This is what I feared

[daring sluice]

open lily profile
styxvii
sky still blue

[woven orchid]

shut up

[wanton rapids]

well yeah its used

[daring sluice]

:3

[hard plank]

from a scale of 0 to 10 how chaotic am i

[woven orchid]

6.5

[calm grotto]

I just met you

[wanton rapids]

6-7ish

[woven orchid]

no.

[calm grotto]

but judging by your mod

[wanton rapids]

your answer is in that range

[calm grotto]

around a hard 6 to a light 7

[calm grotto]

🧌

[wanton rapids]

no morefluff wilted rose emoji

[hard plank]

have you updated my mod

[wanton lintel]

i have morefluff

[wanton rapids]

update morefluff then

[wanton lintel]

i never update mods but i will

[woven crag]

get unjankify

[wanton rapids]

from main because i havent released

[daring sluice]

die

[wanton lintel]

no
i like watching it slowly leave

[hard plank]

i love to cause chaos but in a controlled manner

[keen knoll]

whats yalls opinion of me ig

hi

[royal sun]

imagine having to keep all your jokers happy otherwise it starts doing negative stats instead

[hard plank]

i know actions have consequences

[hard plank]

idk

[woven orchid]

check again

[keen knoll]

green joker:

[daring sluice]

sky turned green tf

[woven orchid]

this song is so ass but its funny

[hard plank]

😭😭😭😭😭

[woven orchid]

download killing, upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain, motherboard on murder spree, blood computer victory

[shy nebula]

Wololo

[keen knoll]

green joker id good

[hard plank]

i can't imagine my phone falling onto my face

ts heavy af

[keen knoll]

especially with burgaler

[woven orchid]

have you nevert dropped it on your facve

[keen knoll]

have you done highcard builds

[woven orchid]

and been like ow what the fuck

[dusty token]

narwini

[hard plank]

I HAVE

[wanton lintel]

instant death

[keen knoll]

i have

[hard plank]

BUT THAT'S WHEN I MAIN NOTHING PHONE

[daring sluice]

phone to face is the worst pain

[wanton lintel]

i do this with ereaders it hurts like hell

[hard plank]

it weighs like like 25g more

[keen knoll]

that actually would be pretty cool as a joker

"marathon"

[calm grotto]

Ok fiiiiine I've got WAY less added on, just hope I don't crash again

If I do, I'll cry

[keen knoll]

gains X0.5 mult when hand contains a straight
otherwise, lose X0.25```

[distant badge]

i dont know how to come up with ideas

[keen knoll]

i just go with what sounds funny and write it down

[woven crag]

what is This

c

[trail berry]

i know how to

[keen knoll]

i also havw about 6 months worth of suggestions for cryptid i can reuse for my mod :3

[distant badge]

teach me please poker the poker

[wanton rapids]

balala em dash joker poker

100 - a small value %

[woven crag]

notmario em dash more fluff

[keen knoll]

oh hey im doing that gimmick too

[trail berry]

basically just do what you normally do and then when you see something kinda random but still known by most make a joker based off of it

[wanton rapids]

eris em dash hypernova

[keen knoll]

on

oh

[hard plank]

would a Victorian child disintegrate at the thought of smartphones

[woven crag]

holy shit someone actually knows my mod

[wanton rapids]

no

[woven crag]

🤯

[keen knoll]

well theres boredom slayer which is 10% on playing a hamd, and thats a rare

[wanton lintel]

this is why i never play balala

my mods always hate me

[trail berry]

wtf

[keen knoll]

fun

[hard plank]

not mario

[keen knoll]

do u. like my idea of rouxls kards

[wanton rapids]

aikoyori

[daring sluice]

victorian child vs hotpot

[woven crag]

death

[wanton rapids]

nxkoo reference

[hard plank]

hot potato mod might either be

the most overhyped shit in history of balatro modding

[wanton rapids]

did team introduce the least bugs

[hard plank]

or the most incomprehensible thing in balatro modding ever

[trail berry]

you introduced the least everything bro

[keen knoll]

yea im sick of hearing about it

[woven crag]

You're not ready for hotpot

[daring sluice]

im glad i went after yall

very few bugs

it was

nice

[woven crag]

i mean

[wanton lintel]

ugh i held my can wrong and some seltzer went up my nose

[woven crag]

it was insane when i worked on hotpot

[wanton lintel]

screamcry

[woven crag]

and theres been

[wanton rapids]

you will be retriggered

[distant badge]

hotpot is not ready for you

[woven crag]

6 more teams

[trail berry]

seltzer...

[daring sluice]

im sorry why are we speaking on hotpot when we have not even seen the mod

[trail berry]

i am not ready for hotpot

[shy nebula]

is this some kind of... photograph?

[woven crag]

photographious

[keen knoll]

yea exactly and the whole feeling like a massive ingroup its really annoying and NEXT TIME IM JOINING

[daring sluice]

i understand the ingroup thing being annoying i dont like it

[wanton lintel]

i am not hotpot

[daring sluice]

elitism in any capacity is kinda Cringe and people act that way a lot

[keen knoll]

yea its very anxiety inducing

[daring sluice]

the server had to be closed for like . drama reasons i think

i feel like it should have reopened but meh

[trail berry]

what server

[daring sluice]

hotpot

[woven crag]

hotpot

[trail berry]

WHAT

???

[daring sluice]

invites have been paused for so long lmao

[woven crag]

what drama though

[umbral pilot]

im better than you

[daring sluice]

we've had to ask astra to invite people

[umbral pilot]

hotpot server has been shut down

[woven crag]

balls

[full edge]

The in group thing does get better if you realize that everyone that hangs out here is deeply uncool

[keen knoll]

lmao

[daring sluice]

probably true

[keen knoll]

wdym yall are so cool???

[daring sluice]

you just older though fr

[hard plank]

i am deeply uncool

[umbral pilot]

shut the fuck up

[wanton lintel]

i feel like also the fact ppl just... cant join for missing the join time instead of allowing more groups is also less than ideal but oh well

[wanton rapids]

what if there was a joker that balanced chips and chips

[distant badge]

i’m deeply annoying

[trail berry]

cg can you help me with ui for any mechanics for pokerjokers if any more get added

[hard plank]

like my keyboard takes up half the screen

[keen knoll]

X2 chips:

[trail berry]

iim really fucking annoying

[oblique berry]

what if there was a joker that ate chips

[keen knoll]

am i

[umbral pilot]

silence

[daring sluice]

uhh you should try to do it yourself but i can help with specific things

[woven crag]

i mean theres 8 teams of like 7 people on average we dont need even MORE people joining during the event too

[keen knoll]

british joker

[hard plank]

allowing more groups = schedule fuck up

[trail berry]

i cant do ui

[wanton lintel]

fair

[daring sluice]

learn

:3

[umbral pilot]

fake chips

[trail berry]

why

[woven orchid]

why would they do this

[oblique berry]

dang shoulda said crisps

[woven crag]

the event was already getting like

[woven orchid]

hi metherul

[woven crag]

extremely long

[umbral pilot]

you dont get to talk about yourself like that

[woven orchid]

what

[umbral pilot]

what

[woven orchid]

i dont eat chips

[umbral pilot]

thanks discord

smh

[woven crag]

hi murphy

[keen knoll]

god save the queen

[trail berry]

wrong reply 😔

[daring sluice]

next balatro modding event can just not be a singularly collaborative event

[dusty token]

what is happening

[daring sluice]

and then the whole too many teams problem is entirely solved

[trail berry]

MOD JAM

[umbral pilot]

you get the point I guess

[trail berry]

jokerforge already did this we need mod jam

[umbral pilot]

????

[daring sluice]

thats how every single other game does it

[umbral pilot]

IM SORRY?

stop talking so I can respond to poker good god

I feel like an old man

[oblique berry]

ive chatted about hosting one

[woven orchid]

jokerforge will explode in 10

[keen knoll]

im old!

[hard plank]

too many teams making way too many jokers at this point

[keen knoll]

oh sick i wana join!!!!

[umbral pilot]

I would join if I knew how to make mods

[oblique berry]

only just talked about it here, theres a lot of planning involved w something like that

[full edge]

I still have this concept of making a very small API mod with a dumb mechanic to base a joker jam on

[wanton lintel]

i love this joker

[keen knoll]

obyea

[distant badge]

balatro item jam

[hard plank]

hot pot is the opposite of mod jam

[daring sluice]

the way things are looking like going the original hotpot dev discord will become a sort of public center for balatro modding events
of course i hold no authority over that but thats just how it looks like

[trail berry]

cg give an estimation of how many jokers were there in hotpot when it was your turn frfrfrfrfrfrfrfroklsdrjjkar

[keen knoll]

for score

[distant badge]

f you host the item jam in winter call it chilly jam

[woven orchid]

it is

[daring sluice]

1.1

[umbral pilot]

no leaking allowed

[daring sluice]

1.12 even

[trail berry]

1.12

wow

[woven orchid]

33333333 jokers in hotpot

[daring sluice]

fore

[trail berry]

well i mean its probably close

[keen knoll]

frost jam

[umbral pilot]

if murphy does a mod jam my contribution will be lovely zip support

[trail berry]

horsechicots probably removed everything

[hard plank]

ok i know it sounds like we're overhyping it hard

[distant badge]

chilly jam… like chilli jam…

[keen knoll]

you are

[hard plank]

Which we probably did but like

[full edge]

I'm ready to be whelmed

[hard plank]

it really is pretty crazy

[wanton lintel]

babybulgoe

[keen knoll]

chili jam is if its in summer

[wanton rapids]

okay but it will be in both summer and winter

[hard plank]

notmario

[daring sluice]

hotpot most definitely Will be overwhelming to look at for the first time and it will be crazy its not easy to overhype

[wanton rapids]

aikoyori

[keen knoll]

oh yea the earth is tilted

[trail berry]

wait fuck cg already took the idea of loadouts now i wanna do that

[hard plank]

will you download nothing os 4.0

[wanton rapids]

will i

[full edge]

I'll acknowledge it as competent if it has more jokers, or more mechanics than Kino. Otherwise I will declare myself a better dev than everyone that hotpotted

[hard plank]

my nothing phone 1 didn't get nothing os 4.0

[calm grotto]

I AIN'T READIN THAT SHIT

[keen knoll]

i amnt either its not loading

[full edge]

Because, as we know, a balatro mod is measured solely by its quantity

[daring sluice]

surely!

[woven orchid]

true

[keen knoll]

||its +2 mult for playing card scored and in hand||

[woven orchid]

this is why vallkarri sucks

because its not as big as kino and joyousspring combined

[woven crag]

it tells you that in a tooltip

[wanton rapids]

how many jokers does vallkarri have

[daring sluice]

Too Many Jokers

[woven orchid]

116 now i believe

[wanton rapids]

What

[distant badge]

adding a temperature gauge to balatro that has particular properties when too warm and too cold

[woven orchid]

i added 4 today

[woven crag]

my mod has jokers

😱

[keen knoll]

oh

[hard plank]

my mod has half this

[daring sluice]

today im going to play american truck simulator

[wanton rapids]

adding a temperance gauge to balatro that shows your current total sell value

[woven orchid]

i also have a few more to add which i can add tomorrow

[hard plank]

oops

[wanton lintel]

you are reading that shit

[hard plank]

my mod has like 58 or something

[woven orchid]

wait a minute

[keen knoll]

you as the players current sell value??

[woven orchid]

oh my god

[full edge]

I should check out how much stuff All In Jest has, at this point

[hard plank]

it's been a hot minute

[woven orchid]

OverWhelming tomorrow

[hard plank]

i don't know if i want my mod to have a lot more jokers

[wanton rapids]

yeah it only works if you have a self insert

[keen knoll]

well i have one in the files i still habent decicded on an effect

[daring sluice]

+mult equivalent to the variance of your cpus clock speed over the last 10 seconds in megahertz

[hard plank]

i don't want my mod to have too many jokers

[keen knoll]

i have 8 jokers (+2 crossmod)

[hard plank]

GOD DAMN IT

[full edge]

I've given up on being the biggest joker mod, so I think I'll have to construct some arbitrary definition in which I am

[wanton lintel]

jokr

[keen knoll]

holy abstract joker value

[hard plank]

chat

is my keyboard too big

[daring sluice]

send image

[keen knoll]

yes

[woven orchid]

why is it so large

[wanton lintel]

i found a synergy

[keen knoll]

mine takes up like a third of the screen

[hard plank]

my hands is pretty big I'd say

[wanton lintel]

i should go install yorick now

[trail berry]

i need to add a hunger bar to balatro that fills by eating food jokers

[hard plank]

i just realised my phone is in English UK

[keen knoll]

do you lose if you starve

[keen knoll]

fish and cuips

[trail berry]

yes

[keen knoll]

ou no

are you going to add a water meter too

[balmy lily]

you just collapse on the poker table 😭

[hard plank]

yeah it's just my hand being big

[daring sluice]

you know what
whatever makes you comfortable

however

invest in a flip phone

it might suit your needs better

[balmy lily]

make it so in earlier stakes, it just forces your speed to a value or lower.

[wanton lintel]

aiko why are you scared of card buffer advanced

[woven crag]

card buffer advanced

[hard plank]

a what

[balmy lily]

heh
||chess battle advanced||

[shy nebula]

samsung galaxy flip 7

[trail berry]

im just realizing that a lot of the jokers in pokerjokers are pretty uninspired

or are they

idk

[hard plank]

my jokers are uh

[shy nebula]

libjkr

[hard plank]

are my jokers creative in some way

[balmy tangle]

no, i was hungry sorry

[trail berry]

aikoyori's shenanigans is probably the most creative balatro mod

besides MAYBE hotpot

[woven crag]

idk a lot of them are pretty good

[daring sluice]

meeeow

[woven crag]

mrrraow

[daring sluice]

yeah no

[hard plank]

i worked on hot pot too...

[keen knoll]

are my jokers creative

[daring sluice]

hot potato has 1.12 creativity

[trail berry]

what are they

[hard plank]

isn't that the update that changes the wool colour and add colours to bed?

[keen knoll]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/Neonflame/Jokers

[hard plank]

(i always dye my bed red if possible)

[royal sun]

i use my editing skills mostly for chaos(they aren't very good but i do know exactly what makes me laugh) example given, anyways i might boot up balatro i am bored with the current game

[trail berry]

okay yes definitely

[hard plank]

like this is the one thing i do consistently when i make a bed in Minecraft

[keen knoll]

^^ y yay thx

[wanton lintel]

this joker was a bad idea (still ante 1)

[keen knoll]

isnt that the default

[wanton rapids]

joker stacking?

[hard plank]

the default is white as of 1.12

[woven crag]

not anymore

[keen knoll]

i couldve told you that

[woven crag]

now it depends on the wool you use

[keen knoll]

they did WHAT

[hard plank]

yorick

[keen knoll]

oh

[woven crag]

so 99% of the time you have white beds

[full edge]

I have a joker that clones itself every blind, and that already goes out of hand pretty quickly. Every card is a design mostly meant to check your pc specs, I reckon, haha

[keen knoll]

that sucks, red beds are iconic

[hard plank]

you have to go out of your way to dye it red

[trail berry]

i wanna make a community mod but 1. there's already too many and 2. the last one i made didnt end up so well (cryptposting)

[hard plank]

yet another community mod

[woven crag]

just dont let glitch near it

[keen knoll]

yacm

[woven crag]

and keep the community part regulated

[keen knoll]

what why

[distant badge]

i have an evil concept drawn up

[hard plank]

we do not do lore drop

[trail berry]

actually yet another community mod is a good name for some reason

[woven crag]

glitch STOLE cryptposting and ran with it because he owned the repo

[hard plank]

i have gotten feedback on balancing

[keen knoll]

oh

[keen knoll]

YACM!

[woven crag]

and then he decided to do what he wants

[keen knoll]

tthat sucks

[woven crag]

regardless of like the three people that actually founded the thing

[distant badge]

what if i just add a weather system to balatro

[keen knoll]

what could tbat do

convert cards to ortalab bent cards if its raining?

[woven crag]

weather system based on real life weather 🔥

[hard plank]

damn it

i was gonna add weather systems in balatro

[trail berry]

wait who is dr monty

[royal sun]

bruh imagine you got rain and then cold weather causing your jokers to slip randomly

[hard plank]

the ortalab balance

[wanton lintel]

i honestly have no clue who owns cryptposting now shrug
i know poker has the owner role but idk

[distant badge]

if i do implement weather it will only be for good effects

[trail berry]

cryptposting is kinda dead

[hard plank]

i have a lot more than weather's

[keen knoll]

make it have pokermon crossmod lol

[woven crag]

it can stay that way #tbh

[distant badge]

that thing... that thing scares me

[distant badge]

you have the alphabet and mathematics

add integration

[woven orchid]

i think everyone who plays crp should play valk instead because um i dontk now

[hard plank]

i am adding weather system to balatro

[trail berry]

Hot Weather -> Level up first discarded poker hand
Cold Weather -> Set level of first played poker hand to 4

idfk

[keen knoll]

pls no im already suffering thru integral calc irl :(

[hard plank]

they should play my mod and your mod in tandem

[woven crag]

i cant believe my genius idea of millijoker from REALLY early on got rejected

it was so good

[wanton lintel]

i sent this tiny joker army to stare at you

[distant badge]

aikoyori is always 2 steps ahead

[trail berry]

wait what was millijoker

[keen knoll]

SET?

[wanton rapids]

should they play morefluff

[woven crag]

+0.004 Mult
only takes up 0.001 joker slots

[woven orchid]

probably

[trail berry]

wow wtf why would glitch reject this

[woven crag]

okay but its funny

[wanton lintel]

i am adding this back 🤑

[keen knoll]

that is kinda dumb

[woven crag]

but its funny

[pearl saddle]

does anyone know of there is a cryptid mod discord

[trail berry]

i remember the day that me and eris originally made cryptposting

[woven crag]

thanks lyre for resurrecting my ancient suggestion

[wanton lintel]

that is literally the point of cryptposting

[woven crag]

discord.gg/cryptid i thin k

[keen knoll]

yeah

[woven orchid]

https://discord.gg/cryptid-1264429948970733782

[trail berry]

now if glitch just HAD SOME SELF CONTROL

[hard plank]

https://discord.gg/cryptid-1264429948970733782

[pearl saddle]

aight thanks

[fiery vapor]

what's with the number at the end

[woven orchid]

they lost the vanity link

[keen knoll]

what did you think membership card scaled off of lol

[hard plank]

server lost boost

[woven crag]

and ruby also was there

[distant badge]

aiko are you implementing temperature too or just weather

[woven orchid]

but kept it other than numbers somehow

[trail berry]

yeah ruby also was there

[hard plank]

i think I'll just add the whole environment system

[woven crag]

maybe they havent gotten membership card yet

[keen knoll]

maybe

[distant badge]

i'm so confused

bamboozled

[woven orchid]

also the way glitch coded was .... very interesting,

[woven crag]

also i dont think i even was called eris back then lmao

[hard plank]

lily do you hate my code

[woven orchid]

which is the main reason i do not appreciate him

[devout oar]

Hi

[hard plank]

i know it sucked

[woven orchid]

your code is great

[trail berry]

yeah you were called borb43

[hard plank]

no need to sugarcoat

[woven crag]

it was a WHILE ago

[keen knoll]

ill admit i sometimes use early returns weirdly

[woven orchid]

i mean its not like i read aikoshen code very often

[keen knoll]

ie doing if NOT context.foo the return end

[woven orchid]

but when i do i never notice any issues tbf

[hard plank]

it's ass

[trail berry]

it was april i remember this

[distant badge]

aikoshen is what i read before going to bed

[woven crag]

april foul

🤯

[trail berry]

i think like either april 21st or april 23rd

[distant badge]

winding down in the evening with some good old Cryptid code

[keen knoll]

but thats mainly to prevent rewriting code for demicolon triggers

[hard plank]

do you remember

[wanton lintel]

wow i joined actually shockingly early into cryptposting's lifespan (late may)

[hard plank]

the 21st night of September

[woven orchid]

the 21st night of september

FUCK

[distant badge]

i genuinely do not remember

[woven crag]

is that not the same effectively

except it just blocks all code after it

[keen knoll]

it is im just saying i havent seen many early returns in other ppls code

[distant badge]

earth, wind and fire memetic effect

[woven orchid]

this is like calming down by reading toxic abusive doomed yuri

[trail berry]

i still shouldve made the cryptposting server

[keen knoll]

and someone commented on it when i posted my code in dev chat

[hard plank]

love was changing' the minds of pretenders

[woven crag]

well yeah but how does it help with not rewriting code for demicolon

[daring sluice]

i think this statement says something about you

[woven crag]

you literally just add or context.forcetrigger to stuff

[woven orchid]

i don't do that

[woven crag]

did you not
youre literally the owner

[woven orchid]

i wish i had the memory to remember to read webcomics but i don't

so i just forget after 1 day of starting

[keen knoll]

local trigger = context.force_trigger

[code rhat sets trigger to true if condition]

if not trigger then return end

[wanton lintel]

the owner role is apparently just appealing ourple

idk

[trail berry]

no glitch made it

[daring sluice]

i read shitass documentation instead of web comics

[woven crag]

oh

[trail berry]

and then lexi joined

[woven crag]

wtf

[trail berry]

and THEN i joined

fsr it was hidden from me i think

[keen knoll]

wow i have a webcomic

[woven orchid]

also

[hard plank]

The CRYPTPOSTING Situation is INSANE

[woven crag]

true

[trail berry]

no its just glitch

[distant badge]

burnt joker pfp

[woven orchid]

i don't like the CRP community because someone in there changed my mod's wiki to insult me

[woven crag]

why

[keen knoll]

what

[trail berry]

LMFAO

[keen knoll]

why

[woven orchid]

remember when i hated crp enough to make my mod vocally incompatible

[lost inlet]

the fuck

[wanton lintel]

yeah fair we have the worst breed of cryptidites

[woven orchid]

someone changed the vallkarri wiki over that to call me immature or something i dont remember

you guys should kill jman for that

[shy nebula]

Cryptid Ultimate

[visual kindle]

They were calling you immature in the most immature way possible 💀 hypocrisy is wild

[keen knoll]

that sucks im sry :(

[distant badge]

"due to the creator being butthurt by the idea there mod can be played along side a shotpost themed mod"

[hard plank]

why is my phone in British but my keyboard in American

[distant badge]

WHAT was this guy doing

[woven crag]

skill

[woven orchid]

yeah

[wanton lintel]

good idea. poker get the gun

[daring sluice]

hello im the gun

[trail berry]

@jman sorry bro

[daring sluice]

pew pew

[manic summit]

orange

[trail berry]

i think jman was just kinda mad or something

everyone was like mad and confused

[fiery vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/941888650797531197/1410382943473504286/chicken_horse.mp4?ex=68d3c0b9&is=68d26f39&hm=1c667151ea9e25e1a9afdf80ba3b27244674fcc2a401377a1f9483cfef4c4d20&

[trail berry]

i believe jman isnt like this at heart

[daring sluice]

orange is an old hack or whatevr

[keen knoll]

thankfully my only controversy with the wiki is being really bad at writing about higher order operations lol

[woven crag]

HORSE?

[distant badge]

i dont know how to wiki i just black out and it appears on my screen

[fiery vapor]

horse walks in

[daring sluice]

i have never touched the wiki

[fiery vapor]

🐎

[daring sluice]

probably never will

my mods are too Cool and Esoteric for wikis

[manic summit]

😨

[wanton rapids]

too few jokers

[woven orchid]

how do you manage to have such cowardice that you undo your insult edit 7 minutes later

[fiery vapor]

my mod is too boring and indifferent for wikis

[trail berry]

can we make the vallkarri incompatible with cryptposting crash a copypasta

[distant badge]

"mobile edit" 😭

[woven orchid]

maybe not

[keen knoll]

i wrote my own mod page

[lost inlet]

my mod is too unreleased to have a wiki

[woven crag]

too short

not funny enough

[fiery vapor]

true though

[woven orchid]

i mean if you guys want i could write a few paragraphs with every problem i have with crp and end it off with 'in conclusion, play VallKarri'

not right now though

[trail berry]

this would be extremely funny sure

you have 10 hours

[north salmon]

wtf is crp

[trail berry]

🥀

[woven orchid]

this was incredibly funny at the tim

e

[lost inlet]

what the fuck

[fiery vapor]

lily have you finished the watson legendary card

[woven orchid]

who is watson

[fiery vapor]

my cat

[woven orchid]

oh

[fiery vapor]

you forgor 💀

[woven orchid]

did i mark them down

[woven crag]

compressed meet the spy as a gif lmao

[woven orchid]

hold on

[lost inlet]

my mod is a cryptid addon because it has echips which only cryptid addons can legally have

[wanton rapids]

morefluff has eechips and it's not a cryptid addon

[delicate dust]

a red pie is in the base?!

[lost inlet]

yes it is

[wanton lintel]

when did i make these things good lord my crp ideas were kinda mid

[trail berry]

im so entropy is a cryptid addon because it was made in the time that entropy was still a cryptid addon

[lost inlet]

it's illegal for it not to be

[woven orchid]

sorry ken i never marked down ur cat in my to-do list

[woven crag]

yeah but thats ^^1.04 thats too low

[wanton rapids]

how can it be a cryptid addon if it released before cryptid

[woven crag]

to be

[woven orchid]

send a picture again and it may be added

[hard plank]

I've never seen this warning before

[fiery vapor]

its okay take your time

[woven crag]

numberslop

[trail berry]

actually i really should remaster im so entropy

[woven crag]

so its not cryptid

[delicate dust]

tf is an s pen

ligma shield

[distant badge]

how do any of you come up with so many good ideas i have no clue what to add to my mod

[lost inlet]

legally required

[wanton rapids]

mb

[hard plank]

it's a pen that comes with my phone

[woven crag]

3

[north salmon]

so, what the hell is crp

[delicate dust]

is it like a stylus

[wanton lintel]

cryptposting

[trail berry]

my biggest mistake

[woven crag]

my biggest mistake too

[wanton rapids]

aiko you should go to sleep

[lost inlet]

i'm tempted to add tetration but i think then i'd get tempted to also add pentation

[hard plank]

basically

[trail berry]

i shouldve NEVER added tetration timmy and mythic

it ruined everything

[wanton lintel]

this is what stupid ass side mods are for

[hard plank]

it's one of the few phones on the market that has a stylus

[wanton rapids]

successor steve

[lost inlet]

add this to cryptposting immediately

[trail berry]

let me add this

[north salmon]

is cryptposting like, cryptid but even more unbalanced

[trail berry]

wait fuck glitch locked the doc for most people and i dont have my cryptposting google account

[wanton rapids]

just add it to the mod

[delicate dust]

i need in on cryptposing

[distant badge]

cryptid + shitposting

[trail berry]

its a............... COMMUNITY MOD 😱

[hard plank]

I don't know what to tell you

[north salmon]

cryptposting google account 💀

[trail berry]

i need to make cryptposting 2 and call it uh

[woven crag]

yeah i came up with the name btw

[trail berry]

shittid

[distant badge]

it's peak

[delicate dust]

:fire emoji:

[woven crag]

poker

we NEED to make entroposting