⚙・modding-general

[frigid mica]

x10

[hardy brook]

“Did that baby just code Doom on their bottle? It’s not even electric”

[keen knoll]

yea sure

[keen knoll]

hell hea

yea

[obsidian sky]

i have not seen a baby say googoo gaga. all they do is aeueeaea awawa bweh

[frigid mica]

Based on Saitama from One Punch Man

[hard plank]

I've never seen a baby say mov eax, ebx

are we teaching children wrong

[obsidian sky]

are we teaching children

[keen knoll]

actually wait i thought commons werent allowed to have Xmult

[frigid mica]

The reason why they’re a common is because they’re rank C in the anime

[keen knoll]

oh

[obsidian sky]

photograph

[frigid mica]

At the start atleast

[hard plank]

yeah uhhh... that thing has a lore

[keen knoll]

ig leave it at +100 mult then

[hard plank]

very deep lore

that's all i know

[frigid mica]

Ok how about

[hardy brook]

Give a man a game and he’ll play for a day. Teach them assembly and they’ll be porting SM64 Mario into Bubsy 3D

[worn rain]

you should make it like, "+10 Mult?" in the description (and actually function that way) but change to X10 on last hand of boss blind

[keen knoll]

ooh yea

[frigid mica]

+100 mult if played hand is the last hand, contains only one card, and is played on boss blinds

[keen knoll]

well again with the no Xmult on commons tho..

[keen knoll]

yea thats enough conditionals to be reasonably a common i think

[worn rain]

+10 mult for every 1 mult currently

[hardy brook]

Oh. I’m familiar with the lore a little

[frigid mica]

And it has to be an Ace.

[worn rain]

you're doing too much

[hardy brook]

I play dumb with Chris Chan because I literally planned to take their OCs because they don’t deserve to be part of the neptunia fandom.

[hard plank]

I would say the other person was ragebaiting you

[frigid mica]

What? Me? BALANCING a BUSTED Buffoons Joker?

[keen knoll]

yea high card is not going to be scorin a lot of chips by itself

[keen knoll]

busted the other way

[worn rain]

no I'm saying you're adding too many conditions to it

[obsidian sky]

photograph and cavendish are xmult common 👉 👈

[frigid mica]

Yeah to balance it

[hardy brook]

Kinda felt like i was ragebaiting them because they got more pissed as it went on

And i wasn’t even trying to at first lmao

[worn rain]

that doesn't make it any less cluttered

[keen knoll]

wait shoot i keep forgetting i thoght that photo is uncommon

[hard plank]

but hear me out Cavendish has spawning condition where you have to already have a Gros Michel go extinct

[worn rain]

Cavendish is an edge case

[hard plank]

Edward Robinson what phone do you use

[worn rain]

It's not really common as you have to find another specific common first in order to unlock it, and kill that common by 1 in 6 odds

[worn rain]

galaxy s10e

[obsidian sky]

what rarity is it then

[worn rain]

Cavendish is Cavendish

[hard plank]

fancy phone

[keen knoll]

secret

[hardy brook]

What rarity is your phone?

[keen knoll]

you cant say its only a half

[worn rain]

it was like 100 bucks

[frigid mica]

Good day TJ Jimbo Joker

[hard plank]

https://m.gsmarena.com/samsung_galaxy_s10e-9537.php

wtf

[keen knoll]

good sleep

byea

[keen knoll]

oh my god its php

[worn rain]

those who know

[frigid mica]

+100 Mult on final hand if played card is only one Ace.

[hard plank]

should I have gotten an iPhone instead

[worn rain]

iphones suck

[hardy brook]

Hey. Trying to think of what dog eating homework would’ve done

Also hello Flote

[frigid mica]

How unfortunate that I’m stuck with an iPad.

[wind token]

ectoplasm rework idea: makes one joker negative, -1 joker slot

[hardy brook]

Oh?

[hard plank]

it's so ass 🥲

[worn rain]

alternative description: makes one joker positive

[hardy brook]

Positive Edition: -1 Joker Slot

[hard plank]

like what's the point

[frigid mica]

That would make the purpose of ectoplasm redundant.

[wind token]

thats the joke

[frigid mica]

I hate that.

[wind token]

i hear that often

[obsidian sky]

finally ectoplasm is worth taking

[worn rain]

what the fuck

[hardy brook]

Joke mod: Literal Ortalab.

It takes things and shuffles then around

[wind token]

joke mod: balatro but i made every texture slightly more blue

[frigid mica]

Yeah and as a side effect, the next joker in the shop you want to get isn’t negative.

[worn rain]

blueluelue

[hardy brook]

Hands and discards swap. handsize and probability swap for some odd reason

Chips to mult, mult to money, money to chips

[wind token]

joker that swaps hands and discards but only if they are equal to eachother

[frigid mica]

Without any joker slots, you won’t be able to get any jokers, might as well play regular Texas hold ‘em.

[frigid mica]

Don’t we do morally fucked up things to people who use jokerforge?

[wind token]

no, we arent cunts

[wind token]

if it works, it works

[obsidian sky]

don't mess with aikoyori or they'll whip out The Brick

[wind token]

joker that adds 4 mult, thoughts?

wait, thats Aiko? i didnt even notice

[frigid mica]

Not quite our regular joker but he gives a free reroll in the shop. How about that?

[wind token]

thats broken af

[frigid mica]

A joker that gives chips based on how much money we have

What’s verdant leaf again

[worn rain]

that's bull shit

[frigid mica]

Alright wise guy, let’s see you take a crack at it

[worn rain]

what..

it's bull 🥹

[frigid mica]

I thought I was just playing along.

[manic summit]

I am

[worn rain]

what about some sort of jester guy that gives me a subtle multiplier of 4 to increase my chips by a reliable amount?

[manic summit]

it's called balaro

[worn rain]

okay but what if it had a chance to kill itself

[frigid mica]

I’m being serious when I asked that question.

[manic summit]

like a 1 in 6

[worn rain]

and the banana would always come back but be like way stronger

[hard plank]

i found this on tg

[worn rain]

not as funny as Wee Raised Fist im tbh

[frigid mica]

Don’t we call jokerforge users names

[hard plank]

i uh

[frigid mica]

Wtf are we sharing

[manic summit]

ok

[worn rain]

balatromp should have live events like fornite

[frigid mica]

Y’know what idk anymore

[frigid mica]

You act as if I haven’t read a single captain underpants novel in my entire life

[frigid mica]

To be fair, trying to obtain a collection of novels is a bit expensive.

[frigid mica]

Are we still talking about balatro modding

[frigid mica]

@fair thistle do you want your joker to have a soul_pos

An extra soul_pos*

[hard plank]

i didn't even bother ricing

[frigid mica]

Wait, is it gain x1 chips at the end of the round or double the XChips at the end of the round.

[manic summit]

are you trying to doxx yourself

[hard plank]

Bangkok is big

[manic summit]

still

[hard plank]

it's also where the weather app defaults to

[manic summit]

mine has my actual city which is quite small

[hard plank]

capital city

[manic summit]

no

[frigid mica]

Okonma

[manic summit]

Isn't your tag some lesbian police amine

I HATE VAGABOND JOKER

How much money do I waste

or do I buy pizza

[gusty phoenix]

anyone mind helping me at all here

haven't played in a bit, updated everything, launching to a crash as soon as I start a game

is there a conflict between vallkarri and something else?

is one of my other mods just bricked?

what's going on here

[chilly pine]

i forgot how painful setting up a new mod is

(its not painful, im just lazy)

goated youtube playlist

[worn rain]

This is genuinely absurd
Took mime, bought overstock, baron was the new card, took that, played two rounds and then my shop had a blueprint

[manic summit]

crazy

\🍕\🍕\🍕\🍕\🍕\🍕

I didn't code anything for my mod today

[chilly pine]

i heart spriting

[manic summit]

I was planning on demo today but no I am too lazy

[chilly pine]

is this readable

[manic summit]

Conjecture

[stable trout]

how to fix

[chilly pine]

the jokers gimmick is to play a hand that provides a counterexample to the conjecture to disprove it

[nova flax]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/releases/tag/1.0.0-beta-0827c

[chilly pine]

so in this case you would play an ace and win some sort of reward

[nova flax]

get this version of SMODS

[stable trout]

thank you

[manic summit]

Also update talisman

[nova flax]

[stable trout]

thank you to

[harsh glacier]

fake nxgoon
the real nxgoon would work on tangents tf is this

[plush hound]

im working on a new mod

[harsh glacier]

who are you

[plush hound]

a vanilla mod

[manic summit]

It has xchips

[harsh glacier]

xchips isn't vanilla....

[manic summit]

that's not vanilla

[plush hound]

exactly

!!

[manic summit]

:mistake:

[plush hound]

im using every non vanilla things

but yeah

new mod im working on

[manic summit]

is it solo

[plush hound]

the solo?

george?

[manic summit]

no like a solo mod

[woven orchid]

Hello I am vallkarri girl let me take a look

[plush hound]

somewhat

yes

programmer's art lives

[manic summit]

5

[woven orchid]

FUCK

im so stupid oh my god im sorry 😭

[plush hound]

hwo could you

[manic summit]

I ment to type fire but I'm like half asleep

[plush hound]

bru

[harsh glacier]

nxgoon tangents is no more....

blunderfarming no longer has meaning

[plush hound]

??????????????

[harsh glacier]

bowser jr crying gif

[manic summit]

haya do you like my pfp

[woven orchid]

fixed 😭

[plush hound]

IM STILL WORKING ON IT

[harsh glacier]

yeah

[woven orchid]

nxkoo.

[plush hound]

lily:3

[woven orchid]

what does the bd in your name stand for you little freak.

[harsh glacier]

rest in pieces tangents

[manic summit]

why are you jorking it

[plush hound]

NEW MOD IM WORKING ON

[woven orchid]

uh huh

i wonder why you chose thoose words

[plush hound]

ohmy god BRO

[gusty phoenix]

was there an oopsie

[plush hound]

stop being doakes

[woven orchid]

ya basically

when the run starts, it creates the list of effects for effective ante modifiers

decks applying runs before the run starts

[plush hound]

ouughh

[woven orchid]

so it was trying to add an effect when there was nothing to add it to ,,

[manic summit]

???

[plush hound]

Paya's MAGNIFICENT additions

[gusty phoenix]

when do updates get pushed to bmm?

[plush hound]

like

1 hour

[woven orchid]

usually every 30 mins iirc

[blissful brook]

🔥

[woven orchid]

1h yea

[gusty phoenix]

alrighty, thanks!

[woven orchid]

not 30 mins

[manic summit]

@harsh glacier

[plush hound]

dumbahh

[woven orchid]

u could just update manually if u are impatient tho

[gusty phoenix]

nah I got other stuff to do

[woven orchid]

fair enough

time for me to lay in bed and watch videos until i pass out

[plush hound]

play bad director

[woven orchid]

no

[plush hound]

boo

[manic summit]

Is it even out yet

[plush hound]

no

lmao

[manic summit]

that's what I thought lil bro

[plush hound]

shut

im gonna abduct an artist

[wanton rapids]

Woah

[woven orchid]

guys i beat celeste

[wanton rapids]

congratulations

[worn rain]

I LOVE RARE TAG

[plush hound]

congr

[woven orchid]

its time to be transgender² now

if i beat it again i go to transgender³

[plush hound]

it cancels out

[manic summit]

Do you like my mod icon for my mod releasing whenever I code 3 more jokers for it

[woven orchid]

and if i beat it enough i get to transgender^ω

[plush hound]

i saw that face

[plush hound]

ivory

[woven orchid]

at which point i become real

[manic summit]

Do you like it

[plush hound]

yes

[neat widget]

too hard to read if it was small

[manic summit]

🤑🤑

[plush hound]

wyd if me and my gang pulled up

[nova flax]

POLAROID LIKE ISAAC

[blissful brook]

So bindful

[manic summit]

Is the thought that counts ‼️

[plush hound]

yes

[neat widget]

where are you in this picture

[manic summit]

why is slightly transparent jimbo there

[nova flax]

[neat widget]

it's hologram

hologram's shader only works if its soul sprite is partially transparent

[manic summit]

I know I'm making a joke(r)

[neat widget]

:(

[plush hound]

im chicot

[neat widget]

my

uh

your fucking pronouns are in past tense

how do I refer to you

[blissful brook]

They/them

Always works

Since they are neutral pronouns

[manic summit]

was/were

[dusty token]

im gonna hate myself again

should i add support for photon manager index to mine, hmm

[azure dagger]

You still needing help?

[plush hound]

yes!

3 Tangents!

[dusty token]

😭

[plush hound]

:3

[torn urchin]

Hi Niko

[plush hound]

any

[plush hound]

haaiii

im working on a new mod

[torn urchin]

How are you <3

[torn urchin]

Hell yeah

[plush hound]

im okayyyyyyy hbuuuuu<3

[torn urchin]

I'm doing great thanks <3

[plush hound]

🫂

[torn urchin]

I should work on my mod

I've been playing mc

[manic summit]

why are yall throwing hearts around

[dusty token]

ummm

[manic summit]

@plush hound

[torn urchin]

What's wrong

[manic summit]

nothing just confused

[torn urchin]

Me and Niko just hanging around

[manic summit]

ok

mewo

[plush hound]

homies

[plush hound]

at this point just add every support man

[torn urchin]

Mwah

Anyways

[manic summit]

???

[plush hound]

@teal sky could helpyou with photon i think

[blissful brook]

You should kiss

[torn urchin]

Idk what to draw

[plush hound]

mwah

[torn urchin]

No

[plush hound]

draw me like one of your

[plush hound]

????

alright bro

[dusty token]

you dont need to ping them

[torn urchin]

I knew what you were gonna say 😭

[dusty token]

god im losing my mind for no reason 😭

[plush hound]

theyll be fineeeeeeeeee

[plush hound]

oh my god bruh

[torn urchin]

I'm losing my mind

What's this chat even about

[manic summit]

october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october october

the song

by charlie!

[blissful brook]

nihahahaha

[dusty token]

nah

i burned out

maybe later

[blissful brook]

This chat is prison

[dusty token]

close your discord, it'll no longer be a prison

[tidal terrace]

Truth nuke

[manic summit]

pretty cool

[hard plank]

who is the knight

[chilly pine]

i fucking hate

[manic summit]

tf did you do

[cloud cipher]

i love ui

[storm solar]

the fuck is Santa mode

[manic summit]

we don't care bro 🙏

[chilly pine]

#1# = "string with stylized text"

[storm solar]

what happens if you turn on santq

[cloud cipher]

This is the music tab there's custom music if you own Santa

Don't ask why i have a Santa joker

[storm solar]

oh

does he spawn milk and cookies?

[chilly pine]

how tf does text styling work 💔

[cloud cipher]

“If played hand contains a Pair, create a random Negative Rare Joker
^88 Mult”

[manic summit]

made by the guy who made pwx ripoff 💔🥀

[storm solar]

{c:green}idk{}

[cloud cipher]

Am i not allowed to make a balatro mod and share my balatro mod in balatro modding chat

[chilly pine]

bitch

[storm solar]

add a {} at the end

[chilly pine]

i will kill you

[storm solar]

dude.

{}

[cloud cipher]

I don't think that matters

[manic summit]

you don't need it if it's the last thing in the line

[static ferry]

too close for ccomfort

[storm solar]

hmm

[chilly pine]

its coded like shit

[static ferry]

i almost died

[storm solar]

lowercase c because why not

[static ferry]

is this good enough for ante 3

[storm solar]

no you need more

[chilly pine]

ok i think i can just use different keys and use different localization entries

[storm solar]

you need more to get to ante 4

[static ferry]

every round i get 1 negative exotic

[storm solar]

probably cursed even

[static ferry]

does anybody know what cat tag does

on cryptid

[worn rain]

died here 🥀 probably one of my best runs though so it was neat

[cloud cipher]

They're very useful you should get them

[worn rain]

It Does Nothing

[static ferry]

i have a level 6 cat tag

no flushes am i dead here?

[storm solar]

play the stone

[static ferry]

level 7 cat tag

[storm solar]

just keep hovering over it

go back and forth

[cloud cipher]

Technically an improvement

Wrong image

[storm solar]

yeah its just a pet in your run

it does nothing

[static ferry]

are you sure

will i get a cat god or something at level 10

[storm solar]

check the wiki

[worn rain]

say that agian

[static ferry]

cat god

[storm solar]

nothing

[static ferry]

it just makes things happen more

[static ferry]

do i have enough exotic jokers for ante 7

i mean ante 9.84q

[bright shore]

25$ and 100 chips seems difference

[rocky grove]

I'd get a few more to be safe

[static ferry]

i have 98

my talisman is still calculating

i cant open balatro anymore

[onyx onyx]

is there a way to mod balatro without disabling achievements?

[static ferry]

yes in mod options

[rocky grove]

20.7 seconds is rookie numbers

[onyx onyx]

i should do it on a random save file with all unlocks right

[static ferry]

i mean idk whatever you want to do

my balatro barely opens now

im aborting

i cant open balatro

[rocky grove]

Lmfao

[static ferry]

it crashed

im never doing that again

cryptid is a little unbalanced

all that in 10 minutes bruh

[spiral monolith]

is it possible to mod balatro on android specifically

its prob possible since injectors exist

[chilly pine]

all possible conjectures

[spiral monolith]

thats kinda the whole point of cryptid

its chaotic fun

[agile ermine]

can anyone tell me what cat tags do in cryptid?

[hard plank]

disclaimer: most people in chat are used to Cryptid shenanigans so don't expect a response

[rocky grove]

Cryptid is fun to me in the way that diablo 3 is fun to me, you get to see big funny number and achieve big funny number in multiple different ways but once you do all that it kinda loses its fun value

[hard plank]

what do you like in a mod

[worn rain]

we ignoring the rule break in this sht

[hard plank]

i think i saw something

[worn rain]

shut

[hard plank]

must've been wind

[spiral monolith]

I dont got much to contribute in modding other than resprites

[worn rain]

!

rule break

[hard plank]

❌

not allowed

[spiral monolith]

aw

B for effort

[worn rain]

No

No effort

[rocky grove]

That depends, I like big funny number mods but the ones that i tend to play with on a frequent basis are the ones that are additive to the vanilla experience

[worn rain]

Didn't read the rules

F for effort

#📜・modding-rules

[hard plank]

most people wouldn't think of my mod as vanilla+

[worn rain]

i can only play with up to 6 or 7 mods max if I'm tbh ngl

[worn rain]

ya ur mod kinda mucks up the game in a good way

[spiral monolith]

i wouldnt say my mod is vanilla since its just the base game resprited to be themed around a roblox game

[worn rain]

Texture packs are vanilla

imo

[rocky grove]

I've eyeballed it a couple times, i might check it out tn

[ember surge]

titan chapter4 colored

[spiral monolith]

ouuuu

[worn rain]

designed a card
it's called...camouflage..

🗣️

[chilly pine]

what did you fellows think about Rigor

[hard plank]

the game became more chaotic

but i think it's a bit more controlled?

[worn rain]

I mean I am not a potato

[chilly pine]

says who

[worn rain]

yea it's good chaotic

[rocky grove]

It looks, interesting, i dont think i quite get it

[chilly pine]

can you prove that youre not a potato

[hard plank]

golden leaf is dead

[worn rain]

im eddy rob not tater tom

[rocky grove]

I am also jacked up on preworkout currently though so my brain isnt in critical thinking mode

[chilly pine]

💔

[manic summit]

where's the card

[chilly pine]

ok atleast i exist

[hard plank]

genuinely idk

[worn rain]

ignoring the bit is the card ok

[hard plank]

i promote my mod a lot

[chilly pine]

the card is neat yeah

i like it alot

[manic summit]

Yeah, I like it

[worn rain]

yippee

[hard plank]

have you played today's wordle

[worn rain]

first the wordle activity reminding me and now the balatro people FINE ill do it

[manic summit]

do you like this thing I made

[manic summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376699116687724607/1419243719567347712/Untitled159_20250921024510.png?ex=68d10d37&is=68cfbbb7&hm=33c5b89088fd3fed2dc43154ec3782fcda32dcadfd05d686639929c528580486&

idk why attachment didn't send

[rocky grove]

Wordle 1555 5/6

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Blew you out of the water tbh

[manic summit]

😨

[worn rain]

yum colors

[manic summit]

Lesbian flavor

[worn rain]

W legendary bg highkey

[rocky grove]

Lesbian flavor 🤤

[manic summit]

I make silly art like that

[hard plank]

repost my new mod #1418990643627429950 because i made it in an hour and a half

[manic summit]

I'm not planning on adding legendary jokers in my mod (yet)

[manic summit]

I saw that, it's quite awesome

[frigid mica]

I probably should’ve asked for a character ref

[manic summit]

that's cool

[plush hound]

@chilly pine thanks for the song name btw

i really like this song

[civic atlas]

what

[frigid mica]

Oh no I meant a full body.

[civic atlas]

mf dont know pepper steak

[plush hound]

i dont LISTEN to OFF ost

[civic atlas]

well YOU SUCK

[plush hound]

BOO

[civic atlas]

medium mod icon is broken for some reason

[manic summit]

I'm going to OFF my|| pet|| ||orange||

[hard plank]

it's not that hard

[chilly pine]

what

[civic atlas]

nvm i named it mod_icon instead of modicon

[woven crag]

ui 😨

[manic summit]

haha

[chilly pine]

medium in all its glory

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1337725450562310195

shameless promo

[hard plank]

who are you bro

[hard plank]

it's not that hard

[woven crag]

well yeah

[hard plank]

the game already has prefabs for essential things

[woven crag]

but its annoying

[manic summit]

creature

[woven crag]

when it does wierd shit

[civic atlas]

super mario

[hard plank]

like what

[woven crag]

like

idk

[civic atlas]

sorry i meant to respond to this

[woven crag]

its just hard to tell where an issue is with ui usually

[manic summit]

yahoo

[woven crag]

and sometimes shit just doesnt gaf about what you do

[hard plank]

is it

[civic atlas]

endulge in my world of wonder

[woven crag]

like maxw or w just changing fucking nothing about an element

and only affecting the children for some reason

like

why

thats fucking stupid

[hard plank]

balatro ui language

[hard plank]

this is how i feel making websites btw

[woven crag]

html is like similar

but at least it actually does the same thing consistently

[civic atlas]

🐘

[cloud cipher]

Mod named after vanilla item 0/10 joke don't kill me i still don't like naming mods after vanilla items

i was here 50 minutes ago

[chilly pine]

ok

[cloud cipher]

Fair enough

[spiral monolith]

Do I need to stick to the color palette balatro has or can i use colors outside of it

[chilly pine]

do whatever but use balala palette if you want to look vanilla

[hard plank]

warning eyesore

what the hell is this

[spiral monolith]

graphic design is my passion

[chilly pine]

where is the blind select thing located in the balala files

ui wise

[hard plank]

ui def

[spiral monolith]

blindchips.png

[chilly pine]

oh look its my wall paper

[chilly pine]

where in ui def

[hard plank]

functions ui definitions

[chilly pine]

aiko i know what ui def is

😭

[obsidian sky]

adds a skip button to one non-final boss blind

[chilly pine]

ok i have no idea how to do what i want to do

how does tag generation work

[woven crag]

magic

[frigid mica]

@silly_goober_0nthewall

[wraith seal]

im joining the 1 letter team

hi astro

[chilly pine]

and i mean like how is it chosen on the blind thing

dsfhtesjyr

[woven crag]

hi B'

[chilly pine]

B

[woven crag]

hows the pissdrawing

[obsidian sky]

human, i know you're sold chicots

[wraith seal]

ive been reading

true

[wraith seal]

get_next_tag_key?

[worn rain]

new card check

[wraith seal]

it took me an hour to figure out how to move an ui element

[chilly pine]

huh

[wraith seal]

but at least i can do cool visual stuff with it now

[worn rain]

think I'll call this one "blood for blood"

[wraith seal]

if anyone needs to know how to do this its in function UIElement:align
-# maybe it was pretty obvious but i didnt know align was for that

[cloud cipher]

I am unnecessarily proud of this

[wraith seal]

sounds trippy

i like it

[cloud cipher]

I have no idea what that means oh ok

[worn rain]

you're supposed to avoid the edges of the image, the 1 pixel gap is there for a reason

[cloud cipher]

I love how crazy and sick astro looks here and then in mayhem it's just this

[frigid mica]

Who’s designing the joker, you or me?

[worn rain]

it's not a joker design thing though im saying it can cause issues with the sprite rendering

visual glitches

that's why the edges of the sprites are left blank

[harsh glacier]

@wraith seal hiiii what do you think of our hotpot

[wraith seal]

:3

mostly interested in a mechanic im very biased towards lmao

[shy nebula]

https://roland.fly.dev/posts/why-rust/

[wraith seal]

could use a lot of tweakings, though

but the idea is very interesting

[frigid mica]

There, happy?

[plush hound]

is it outside of the shop

[wraith seal]

it is outside the shop

[worn rain]

why treat it like I was being an ass? I was just pointing out something that could cause issues

[wraith seal]

i feel like you are being unnecessarily hostile for no reason, eddy was just pointing out an overlook that would cause problems when the card is rendered ingame

[shy nebula]

10 🥀 and I will force Nxkoo to be a productive member of society!

[frigid mica]

I’m tired man.

[worn rain]

🤝 ty og gngster

[plush hound]

????????

[wraith seal]

please

[plush hound]

im busy bein ghte best

[shy nebula]

nah bro u mid as hell go get a j*b

6/10 goal there bros

4 more and nxkoo will be forced to get a j*b

why is nxkoo weird as hell

[plush hound]

???

[harsh glacier]

even if you hit the 10 wilted roses nxgoon would never do that anyways

he's busy getting banned off discord servers for peculiar reasons

[frigid mica]

I probably shouldn’t listen to this song.

[shy nebula]

why dont u trust nxkoo

i believe nxkoo can change

#hope

[harsh glacier]

no one does and no one should

[plush hound]

DUDE

[frigid mica]

i've been listening to pigs on loop for like 30 minutes straight

[plush hound]

play BD

[shy nebula]

ok but what if i touch nxkoo in an appropriate manner

[shy nebula]

Blast Door?

[plush hound]

bad director

[frigid mica]

Are you singing “change”

[shy nebula]

Mlynar

[frigid mica]

Scribblenauts x Don’t Starve

[shy nebula]

I WILL TOUCH THE STARS

[dense cedar]

I keep saying this, and I will keep saying it. PLAY YAHIMOD AND PEAKSHIT AT THE SAME TIME WITH CARD SLEEVES AND TOO MANY DECKS! IT'S THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD WITH BALATRO EVER (yes even more fun than cryptid)

[obsidian sky]

having more fun than cryptid is a low bar

i have not actually played cryptid, but i saw a screenshot of a boss (showdown?) blind that just has a chance to make your hand not score, and that cemented my opinion on the mod

you don't balance absurd uncounterable powerups with absurd uncounterable enemies

vanilla banner??

oh

[shy nebula]

EctoEntropious

[woven crag]

Doesnt cryptid literally have banner built in basically

You can though

You can disable individual things

[plush hound]

hell yeah

!

[obsidian sky]

blinds that affect the rest of the run are so evil

[woven crag]

The decision

Is like

Kinda fucked in theory

You can also just ban a shitty joker

[obsidian sky]

vanilla has the ox (which sucks but can be played around in two ways) and the arm (which. sucks. but it's mostly tolerable, can be played around if your build doesn't care about the hand, and is unable to affect you into negatives)

[tidal terrace]

This is borderline insane

Some may call it racist

I thought the plant was the worst blind

[obsidian sky]

reward: $4 is the most diabolical part of this

balala regular poker

[tidal terrace]

Trade offer I receive : all the jokers you’ll see in the future
You receive : 4$

[woven crag]

Jokerless boss blind

[cloud cipher]

I forgor

[obsidian sky]

the seriouser

[cloud cipher]

Soon™

[obsidian sky]

i wanted to make a joker called the seriouser that'd give +3 hands but -1 joker slot. had to scrap it though because i don't like the idea of card area overflow in my mod (e.g. buying it at 4 jokers and ending up with 5/4)

[tidal terrace]

Honestly that’s not that bad

[cloud cipher]

They finally did it
Ultrablinds 2

[tidal terrace]

The reward is generous

[woven crag]

Hyperblinds tomorrow

[obsidian sky]

is that freddy fazbear. hor hor hor hor hor hor hor

[cloud cipher]

COUPONS banned silly

[tidal terrace]

That’s not the worst thing

[obsidian sky]

the better russian translation mod, for some reason, changes the word "voucher" to "coupon", despite both words existing in russian and both being loanwords 🧌

[torn urchin]

March 7 what are you doing

[tidal terrace]

Freaking out

[cloud cipher]

Congratulations you are a reaction channel now

[torn urchin]

Nice

[tidal terrace]

Good morning?

I lost count of time

I’m loosing my grasp on reality

[cloud cipher]

"5^ base" assuming this appears in ante 1 that's 5^300 score requirement

There's no way that things appears on Ante 1

Get your exponents right it's ^5 base

[tidal terrace]

You’re not beating that thing

[torn urchin]

It's gonna be okay

[tidal terrace]

^5 is still massive

[cloud cipher]

I have a blind that's X1e32 base 👍

[torn urchin]

Try breathing bud

[cloud cipher]

I mean that's infinitely smaller but still

[tidal terrace]

No shit lemme try

[torn urchin]

Just sit outside for a couple of minutes

[wraith seal]

yall will now blink manually

[torn urchin]

And then you'll be swell

[woven crag]

^5 is more than fucking EE phase 4 thats insane

[torn urchin]

And you lost the game so what

[worn rain]

new card: money vines
any ideas for functions? I'm thinking money based on end of round score

[cloud cipher]

+$4 at the end of round

[wraith seal]

never been done before

[obsidian sky]

i should make a boss blind that makes you legally blind by blurring the screen

[tidal terrace]

+$4 at the start of round

[worn rain]

why jimbo on yall keyboard

[cloud cipher]

Random art go

[obsidian sky]

looks delicious

[tidal terrace]

Cheese ball

[cloud cipher]

Why is part of your cheese brown

[tidal terrace]

Mold

[cloud cipher]

Tasty

[tidal terrace]

The french call it delicacy

[cloud cipher]

Philosophical Joker More Fluff

It takes up -1 slot

[woven crag]

10 N spectral card basketball

[cloud cipher]

wait

I am Stupid

[cloud cipher]

Ok i can understand the rest but how is that a spectral card

[obsidian sky]

antijoker if it was true to vanilla: -4 mult

[woven crag]

What else is that

Planet card then

Idkf

Why so specific spawn condition

[cloud cipher]

Planet and spectral respectively

Didn't you make a minicard compilation

[woven crag]

Yeah but that had coloured consumable types

So it was easier to tell

I mean what jokers can even do that

[umbral pilot]

nxkoo

[manic summit]

hi Ethan

[woven crag]

The Z drive

Small

I think

Because c is smaller than z

So a is even smaller

[cloud cipher]

Mine have the color palette of the base card except editions and mult and chips and score and dollars and money and interest and black hole and rare planets and legendary planets and mythic planets

[frigid mica]

Wtf

[cloud cipher]

This will be the storage requirements for mayhem in 2028

2017*

[tidal terrace]

I wonder what’s the size of every mod in bmm combined

[cloud cipher]

1-2 GB max probably

[full edge]

nah, mods that add sound are big enough that a few could get you over

[cloud cipher]

I don't think there's that many bmm mods with heaps of audio

Wormhole

[woven crag]

Erm x already did it

[cloud cipher]

isn't starspace supposed to work flawlessly with maycrap

I can just disable emblem if starspace is installed

Tags can be pretty bonkers if you get good ones

[woven crag]

Or just not

It seems wierd for it to

[cloud cipher]

How rare are stardust cards supposed to be

3 tags should be fine then

[wanton lintel]

tired

[cloud cipher]

If not here's some crappy ideas

• 2/3 Double Tags
• 1 Meteor, Charm, Ethereal and Standard Tag
• 3 copies of the last Tag activated

[woven crag]

How do you get two thirds of a double tag :trol:

[cloud cipher]

Ethereal tag might be a bit strong though

[manic summit]

2nd one is literally a tag from Cryptid

[woven crag]

I mean cryptid does have that

Bundle tag

Okay

[manic summit]

whatevers

[cloud cipher]

Im not pointing fingers but so far all of your interactions with me have been exclusively complaining

[wanton lintel]

should i draw a tag themed joker

[manic summit]

Is this complaining

[willow wolf]

'

[wanton lintel]

hai lumii

[cloud cipher]

Are you playing with cryptid that's a lot of stakes

[cloud cipher]

Also acquire galdur

[willow wolf]

i have galdur

[cloud cipher]

Oh wait

I am Stupid yet again

[wanton lintel]

god what was i on last night did i fucking invent new numbers

[manic summit]

😭 ??

[willow wolf]

fucked up amongii

[wanton lintel]

shrug

[tidal terrace]

Is that among us

[willow wolf]

THIS IS KOREAN

[cloud cipher]

Quick give random astronomical things®

[wanton lintel]

oh yeah i did

[tidal terrace]

Looks a little sus

[willow wolf]

이

[willow wolf]

ITS LITERALLY 이

[manic summit]

I am pointing out something I noticed

[cloud cipher]

Awesome

[willow wolf]

이

[wanton lintel]

someone already said that
no
the circle is more centered

[tidal terrace]

Update your lovely injector

[digital jungle]

i think you have enough

[manic summit]

💔🥀

[wanton lintel]

solar flare

[willow wolf]

HOW ABOUT IF IT WAS ABOUT STARSPACE

[cloud cipher]

Talking to the person who owns a mod with 190 planet cards

[willow wolf]

starspace is peak because its developed by the best developer

my gf. metanite

[cloud cipher]

🤑

[willow wolf]

i am not biased

[digital jungle]

i still tthink you have enough planet cards

[willow wolf]

i commissioned gappie for art of me and her and he drew tail-holding...

[digital jungle]

holy shit its john knight

[willow wolf]

guys i'm afraid to say it but @sterile hornet cooked peam

[cloud cipher]

No those are Spectral Planets

eg black hole

[wanton lintel]

hoky shit the knight is walking towards you
you cooked dawg

[sterile hornet]

smile
mhm yes

[willow wolf]

im not sending the other art

[sterile hornet]

picture unrelated

[digital jungle]

oj

[willow wolf]

you drew me as a "box enthusiast"

[sterile hornet]

i dont even know what that would imply

[teal sky]

Meow

[wanton lintel]

i dont even wanna know

[sterile hornet]

i drew the art and i dont get it

what does that mean

[willow wolf]

dming u the slang definition for box

[sterile hornet]

damn

[wanton lintel]

in one open aseprite file we got

[willow wolf]

@sterile hornet dmed u the definition

[wanton lintel]

and then in another

[wraith seal]

??

[wraith seal]

must be the wind

[wanton lintel]

goodgod

[plush hound]

vepis

[plush hound]

bepis

[wraith seal]

i was writing my essay and that came out of nowhere 😭

[plush hound]

beois

[wraith seal]

nxkoo

[woven crag]

bepis

[wraith seal]

H'

[sterile hornet]

what the hell
this is fucked up im calling for a lawsuit and im owning a gun and im eating food

[wanton lintel]

true i am the wildcard who locks in once a week

[plush hound]

im making a new mod

[wraith seal]

what is it about

is it related to brainrot

[plush hound]

vanilla mod

[willow wolf]

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/box_n2?tl=true definition III.12.

[dusty token]

arctangent

[wanton lintel]

smiles

[plush hound]

nein

[wanton lintel]

i googled it thats why i goodgod reacted

i hate this shit

tired

[sterile hornet]

my public image is so cooked

[wraith seal]

true

[sterile hornet]

im gonna buhflipexplode

[willow wolf]

W... WHY ARE YOU

WHY ARE YOU WRITING AN ESSAY

IN

NOTEPAD

[wraith seal]

because thats my homework

oh

idk i like notepads

[willow wolf]

GOOGLE DOCS IS FREE

[sterile hornet]

its based

[wanton lintel]

you gotta sue for defamation

[willow wolf]

JESUS CHRIST

[dusty token]

you going for 1000 words?

[wraith seal]

its not like notepad vs vsc where the differences are really vast

[wanton lintel]

i used to code in notepad :3

[wraith seal]

this is only like 500 words

which is really normal for national english contestants

[sterile hornet]

i should ask for money mhm

[frigid mica]

I wanna make a joker that fucking tanks all sorts of banishment/destruction/elimination

[wanton lintel]

i made a card like that once hold on

[willow wolf]

code i understand, i knew programming students who coded by writing their java code down on literal paper

[willow wolf]

THEY SUBMITTED CODING ASSIGNMENTS BY WRITING THEIR CODE BY HAND ON A PIECE OF PAPER

[sterile hornet]

ok

[frigid mica]

Jokezmann brain

[willow wolf]

...i dont get it

whats a boltzmann brain???

[worn rain]

my class had me do that. My handwriting isn't small in the slightest. I hated it

[wanton lintel]

checks out

[azure dagger]

Coding on paper is like rowing on concrete.

[sterile hornet]

search

[round elk]

value doubles per times tried to disable it

[frigid mica]

I think it’s when you believe whatever you can’t see doesn’t exist

[digital jungle]

oh yeah they did that to me too in cs

[wanton lintel]

bro we fr bouta re-peak my old concept

[teal sky]

"More likely"
Citation needed

[willow wolf]

OMG HAI COROBO

MRRREOW

[wanton lintel]

idk it got crunched

[teal sky]

Hiiii

[round elk]

Wym repeak

[willow wolf]

@teal sky HELLO COROBO FROM COROBO'S COPRIMES

[exotic belfry]

Good morning modding chat

[teal sky]

Meow meow meoww

[sterile hornet]

the crelly virus infected me, only reason im fumbling my public image
or more like a third party is

[wanton lintel]

this concept was from june and i thought it was good at the time now we making it good to my new standards

[willow wolf]

are cs students just tortured????

[sterile hornet]

hii halo

[cloud cipher]

How do i make ō look good

[exotic belfry]

[round elk]

did I just make it good then 🔥

[wanton lintel]

hi astra nwave

[digital jungle]

ion even know

[teal sky]

Wats Corobos Coprimes

[teal sky]

Yes

[exotic belfry]

I’m watching the F1 race

[sterile hornet]

yippee

[wanton lintel]

yeah
the +7 chips was basically a pity prize rather than a gimmick

[digital jungle]

i was just coding in visual basic on an exam sheet and assuming whatever the fuck i wrote worked perfectly

[lime siren]

God bless my uni phased this out the year that I started 🙏

[teal sky]

Oo :3

[willow wolf]

DONT U REMEMBER ME???

[round elk]

lul

[willow wolf]

its me lumi

[wanton rapids]

hello everyone

[teal sky]

U changed ur pfp and username :<

[wanton lintel]

i plan on going into animation
if that fails im going all into engineering and i have a business idea

[willow wolf]

account got fucked so hard it done ejaculaterd

[willow wolf]

BUT WHEN NXKOO DOES IT IT'S FINE???

[wanton lintel]

que?

[wanton lintel]

no we blunder him for breathing too loud

[willow wolf]

is ayrton senna there

idk he's the only racer i know

[exotic belfry]

Oh bruh wtf this race already going crazy. Season leader crashed lap 1 😭

[digital jungle]

no he also gets blundered

[exotic belfry]

Bro is dead 😭

[willow wolf]

that and

MAXIMUM VERSTAPPERN

[willow wolf]

well that was f1's fault cause WHO SENT HIM OUT WITH A FAULTY STEERING COLUMN

WHY DID THEY MODIFY IT LAST MINUTE

[exotic belfry]

Idfk

[worn rain]

new card check

[manic summit]

goated

[exotic belfry]

I can’t even tell what it is and it’s peak

[obsidian sky]

when silksong release date got announced

[worn rain]

tattered rags of a joker outfit

[wanton lintel]

my idea is like little robot desk pets so you can have fren
they can understand you but they don't speak english
also i wanna make them recognize faces so your fren knows when its you and not someone else

[willow wolf]

sigh
firstly: we did this before with jibo...

secondly: I AM STILL GONNA INVEST IN THIS SHIT

[wanton lintel]

no???

[willow wolf]

REST IN PEACE TO A REAL ONE

[wanton lintel]

oh yeah mine are gonna be like the size of a small pyrex and they can walk around

so like mini fren you can hold

my first idea is a lil spider type one that has suction cups so it can walk around on most smooth surfaces

[plush hound]

should be enough

[willow wolf]

the anki cozmo robot

LITERALLY ASTRO IN A SMALLER FONT

[wanton lintel]

I REMEMBER THAT FUCKING THING

i wanted one soo bad but they were like $900 on amazon

[worn rain]

My brother had one of these and like tossed it around

Robot abuse

[wanton lintel]

not cozmo 😭

[willow wolf]

now it grew up and posts in this server and their name is astro

[worn rain]

Explains a lot of messages

[wanton lintel]

did it yell the random robot words at him

in classic cozmo fashion

[willow wolf]

astro vs astro if he locked in

[wanton lintel]

those things were pissed at any inconvience

[willow wolf]

just like @fair thistle

[wanton lintel]

OH MY GOD THEYRE AFFORDABLE NOW!! !! !!!

emoji_28

[willow wolf]

ASTRO IN ANOTHER FUCKING FONT

wtf...

WHO INVITED ALL THESE ASTROS

[azure dagger]

That's February 15

[worn rain]

that's my whole paycheck

[wanton lintel]

theyre multiplying

[willow wolf]

https://living.ai/emo/

[wanton lintel]

i mean i could get them someday not 900 dollar ofc id have to save up for it

[worn rain]

I spent thousan dollar on my pc

[manic summit]

how long ago did you buy it

[willow wolf]

you can buy your own astro for 280 dollars

[manic summit]

👍

[worn rain]

i got it in June of last year

[manic summit]

My PC is 5 years old and it was 1000

[wanton lintel]

ASTRO [[Coming to your house]] TODAY FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [[280 Kromer]]!!!! DEAL SO GOOD YOULL [[throw at the wall]]!!!

[worn rain]

sorry for your loss

[hard plank]

wtf is samsung kies