⚙・modding-general

[azure dagger]

cant forget the screen shake

[tidal terrace]

Perishable sticker can’t appear in shop?

[torn urchin]

That's smth @plush hound would do

[uneven heron]

Divides your Mult by game speed, meaning you can get X2 Mult if you play on 0.5x speed

[uneven heron]

based

[woven crag]

why "almost anything" when they can just do if next(context) to trigger in every context

[tidal terrace]

What happens if you get perishable and eternal on a joker

Does it stay debuffed ?

[sleek granite]

😻
If this Joker has been pet this Round, all cards count as having Heart suit

[obtuse quiver]

It triggers
Literally every fucking everything.

[sleek granite]

this is a threat

[obtuse quiver]

When you discard it triggers

When you play it triggers

WHEN YOU END THE ROUND IT TRIGGERS

💔 💔

[woven crag]

does it trigger when you hover over a probability joker? dont think so

[uneven heron]

Does it trigger when other Jokers trigger because of Blueprint and Brainstorm triggers?

[sleek granite]

shoutouts to probability loc vars calling a context

love video games

[woven crag]

i mean that makes sense tho

[torn urchin]

Parentheses or parentheses

Idk

[tidal terrace]

Shoutout to bad argument to #1# at line 27262

[torn urchin]

Shoutout to someone

[woven crag]

shoutout to

[torn urchin]

Tf is 3

[woven crag]

13

[sleek granite]

h3h3h3

[tidal terrace]

1+2

[plush hound]

sure

[torn urchin]

Whaf

[torn urchin]

Hey niko

How are you

[umbral pilot]

that's not nx

[torn urchin]

Meth

Also what

[umbral pilot]

nx got banned iirc because underage

[uneven heron]

9+10

[torn urchin]

Ofc

Underage mf

[obtuse quiver]

What

[umbral pilot]

moooooooooods nx is 14

[obtuse quiver]

THEY DID?

[plush hound]

ethan shut the FUCK up

[umbral pilot]

fine

[uneven heron]

Isn't discord minimum 13?

[umbral pilot]

im sorry

[plush hound]

wait noooo

come here

🫂

[uneven heron]

Though it is different in some european countries iirc

[umbral pilot]

nx is british so

he needs to be 18

[azure dagger]

I believe so, but that's a "do-your-research" topic.

[torn urchin]

Damn

[tidal terrace]

He’s an incest

[torn urchin]

He's British?

[woven crag]

one dolla and also X5 (without C:white) mult

[torn urchin]

WHAT

[umbral pilot]

yeah

[uneven heron]

Well I searched it yesterday so erm

[tacit patrol]

its C:white but it doesnt work for some reason

[umbral pilot]

discord minimum is 13 but he was in a bunch of 18+ servers so he got bannexc

[tidal terrace]

That why i blocked him actually

Disgusting

[woven crag]

yes thats what i typed

C:white

[uneven heron]

I love how the X5 isn't even formated properly

[torn urchin]

Do you mean insect or

[umbral pilot]

BE NICE TO NX YOU WENCH

[azure dagger]

In the US, it is 13 because we've given tf up.

[woven crag]

{X:mult,C:white}

[obtuse quiver]

Like

[modest canyon]

parentless

[umbral pilot]

typical americans

[torn urchin]

???

[tacit patrol]

first ever joker that actually works tbf

[obtuse quiver]

Sweet home Alabama

[tacit patrol]

BRAINSTORM

YEA

[obtuse quiver]

Y’know?

Pearto??

[torn urchin]

I'm not talking to anyone in this chat

[tacit patrol]

its incompatible????

[uneven heron]

lmao

[umbral pilot]

what about me?

[iron thunder]

you should keep it like that tbh

[umbral pilot]

?

[tacit patrol]

fym its incompatible with my joker

[obtuse quiver]

.

[torn urchin]

I'll talk to you 🫂

[tacit patrol]

depression

[iron thunder]

hello

[umbral pilot]

aww

[tidal terrace]

I’m sorry i accept people but i also have mu standards if you have no problem with him being an incest then good for you , i do have a problem and o find it disgusting and disturbing

[torn urchin]

How are you

[woven crag]

blueprint incompat is the default visually

you need to set blueprint_compat = true in your joker

[tacit patrol]

shit

[umbral pilot]

@plush hound didnt get to choose to be a child of incest

[tacit patrol]

will it work if I only coded the x5

[torn urchin]

Oh

[umbral pilot]

it's not his fault

[tacit patrol]

i dont know anything about coding tbf

[torn urchin]

So that's what it means

I understand now

[plush hound]

ethan..

[tacit patrol]

oh its just visual

lol

[torn urchin]

There there niko

[modest canyon]

we need to blow up the terf island

[torn urchin]

Mwah 🫂

[woven crag]

idk blueprint_compat is purely visual, actual blueprint compat has to be done manually

[umbral pilot]

nah jk nx isnt an incest baby

[tidal terrace]

Yes and a criminal didn’t choose to kill someone your honor

[umbral pilot]

do you have sids

[uneven heron]

????????????????????????????'

[torn urchin]

Alright I'm confused

[tidal terrace]

Have you checked his steam profile ?

[umbral pilot]

yes I HAVE

[uneven heron]

I'm so confused

[umbral pilot]

look

[obtuse quiver]

He literally just fuckin put on a damn profile picture of a character who was associated with incest

For like

[uneven heron]

So bro's guilty of being born???

[obtuse quiver]

10 minutes

[umbral pilot]

wanting to do it to pizza does not make you an incest baby

[uneven heron]

lmao

[tidal terrace]

I am sorry joking about this stuff even if you’re not is still disgusting enough

[modest canyon]

WHAT IS THIS CHAT ABOUTTTTT

[torn urchin]

Modding

[modest canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1196522012160569435.png?quality=lossless&name=exp_plush&size=48

[torn urchin]

I wish it was

[full edge]

Hey guys wtf is this conversation

[umbral pilot]

wait are you being serious

[full edge]

Who up modding they Balatro

[tidal terrace]

Stop calling me baby ethan

[umbral pilot]

smh

baby

[modest canyon]

this is insane

[uneven heron]

I feel like judging someone on a joke when you know their intentions based on your moral standards is a bit weird. You know what the intentions were, you are the only one choosing to escalate the situation

[tidal terrace]

Hey ice from icelatro

[azure dagger]

I just got back from updating my VRChat avatar

[tacit patrol]

warranty ticket is perfectly balanced

ill remove x5 when I get it to work (so its only 1$ per discard)

but for now its just an x5

[umbral pilot]

I give up

[woven crag]

lmao

[tidal terrace]

I don’t know them enough and based on my interactions they just been weird / annoying/ and a freak

[modest canyon]

high card builds

[uneven heron]

Also I love the genuine accusation of "being an incest"

[uneven heron]

Okay cool but like

Ok they are weird

Cool

Fun

But like

[modest canyon]

the last one is chill tho

[uneven heron]

You can't accuse someone of a crime because you consider them weird???

[umbral pilot]

nxkoo

[modest canyon]

be weird online
for fun

[uneven heron]

You can't someone is "an incest" cuz they are a bit of a freak sometimes ;-;

[uneven heron]

True

[torn urchin]

Crashout cat 😭

[obtuse quiver]

I’ma be real with you guys

[modest canyon]

crashout cat

[tidal terrace]

Making jokes about something as disgusting as that is enough for me to consider blocking them which i already did

Not mentioning his behavior

[uneven heron]

If you don't know them enough why do you have such strong opinions on them??? You can just...Not have opinions on stuff you don't know about? o_o

[modest canyon]

vro

[obtuse quiver]

I’m not even sure if Nx even knew the character he put as his profile before was associated with incest

[modest canyon]

💔

🥀

what even

[tidal terrace]

Am i not allowed to have an opinion 😭

[uneven heron]

Fine, I don't care you do you. But it isn't enough for you to state that they are the actual thing

[modest canyon]

no

cancelled on twitter dot com

[tidal terrace]

I am sorry for stating that

[modest canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1405579284789199012.png?quality=lossless&name=dune_stare&size=48

[tidal terrace]

That was what i think of him

[uneven heron]

damn

[obtuse quiver]

Yea

No idea

If he knew

If he did

[woven crag]

does he know?

[obtuse quiver]

Then oh my god

[tidal terrace]

He has the game in his steam profile i checked

[obtuse quiver]

.

[uneven heron]

What game are yall even talking about???

coffin?

[torn urchin]

Probably

[tidal terrace]

Yes

[modest canyon]

we are just
not gonna voice our opinion on this

[obtuse quiver]

YEA

[unkempt relic]

um what

[uneven heron]

yeah that checks out

[modest canyon]

:)

[cloud cipher]

Amidst the chaos look more planet cards because that's exactly what mayhem needs

[torn urchin]

Thank you 🙏

[modest canyon]

whaaaaaaaatever
we r outta here see yall later

[torn urchin]

A modding thing in the Balatro modding chat

Yipee

[obtuse quiver]

But we already have satellite [as a joker]

[cloud cipher]

What do you mean mayhem already had 176 planets i don't need more

[modest canyon]

wake up this has been "general 2" for half the time it existed

😭

[torn urchin]

Ik

Actually

I ain't trying to start it

[tidal terrace]

Okay but does mayhem have moon phases

[cloud cipher]

Well as a joker
Im fine with name coincidences as long as they're very different items

[obtuse quiver]

It has

[obtuse quiver]

.

[unkempt relic]

wtf

[obtuse quiver]

Nxkoo.

[unkempt relic]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[torn urchin]

Woah

[woven crag]

mods ping is WILD

[umbral pilot]

why are you pinging mods dude

?

[obtuse quiver]

YEA

BRO

[torn urchin]

The Kate situation

[umbral pilot]

strange behavior

[torn urchin]

I seen this before

[woven crag]

pinging mods over fucking nothing

[obtuse quiver]

WAIT

NO

[unkempt relic]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING??

[torn urchin]

Literally nothing

[obtuse quiver]

We don’t want another situation again

dude

[umbral pilot]

yikes

[cloud cipher]

Can we talk about planet cards again

[woven crag]

this is literally like the time the mtheral guy was here

[torn urchin]

Kate situation all over again...

[woven crag]

and pinged mods on random shit

like idk i dont think owning a game on steam is a bannable offense

[torn urchin]

Chat bouta have slowmode with this 🗣️🔥

[plush hound]

????

[woven crag]

he didnt do anything here

[digital jungle]

what

[umbral pilot]

performative smh

[modest canyon]

can we nuke this fucking chat

[unkempt relic]

what

[torn urchin]

Lmao

[modest canyon]

please

[digital jungle]

what did bro do to warrant a mods ping lmao?

[unkempt relic]

wait are you a youtuber

O HI REMEMBER YOU

[obtuse quiver]

😭

[torn urchin]

Moving away from the subject

[unkempt relic]

how are you mod here

[torn urchin]

I see

Let's not be trigger happy chat

[woven crag]

why was he pinged

[river anchor]

Alight, back to mod discussions or I'll just start timing people out

[unkempt relic]

time me out for one second

[torn urchin]

No

[unkempt relic]

yes

[woven crag]

i dont think thats an option

[unkempt relic]

that is

[tacit patrol]

i followed a tutorial and have no ideas how to make more joekrs

[trail berry]

+4 mult vs +30 chips

[torn urchin]

I agree

[wanton rapids]

+4 mult

[woven crag]

just add another SMODS.Joker thingy

[obtuse quiver]

I was about to say something but I’m just gonna hold it in

[full edge]

Gonna tinker a bit on Glue for Modpacks today, I reckon

[woven crag]

its that simple

[digital jungle]

wow one dolla

[cloud cipher]

Like these ones

[obtuse quiver]

I’d say

Mult

[umbral pilot]

there's some memory leaks in lovely that need fixing

[obtuse quiver]

Ooohhaohoohoh

[torn urchin]

+30 chips

[obtuse quiver]

WHAT

[tacit patrol]

and the painting?

[obtuse quiver]

WHERE

[tidal terrace]

https://github.com/nh6574/VanillaRemade/ this repo has all vanilla remade please refer to it

[digital jungle]

we getting rings now?

[cloud cipher]

I don't think there's any astronomical object i haven't done

[woven crag]

you can just add the new joker sprite onto the existing image and use pos in the joker to select the correct one from the image

[tacit patrol]

oh

[cloud cipher]

I really don't like admitting it but this is just almanac on steroids

[digital jungle]

are there wormholes in mayhem

[tidal terrace]

There’s also a wiki answering a lot of questions, it’s linked in the readme

[cloud cipher]

No because entropy did it first and i want crossmod so that would be weird

[tidal terrace]

Okay but does mayhem have constellations

[digital jungle]

oh ok

[cloud cipher]

Seperate mod

[obtuse quiver]

holy?

HOLY DAMN?

[tacit patrol]

holy damn

[obtuse quiver]

waohwaoHAWHAT

[wanton rapids]

what is this some kind of shenanigan

[obtuse quiver]

.

COLOUR

WHAT

okay @hard plank can you take a looksie at this

[tacit patrol]

british.............................

try color

[woven crag]

nope

its colour everywhere

[tacit patrol]

oh

damn.

[wanton rapids]

ice soup
all cards are used in scoring and are retriggered once
destroyed after 5 rounds

[tacit patrol]

so just splash and spray bottl

[woven crag]

i think the issue here is they DID use color when the game was looking for colour

[cloud cipher]

more

[obtuse quiver]

Y’know you guys could

Read the rest of the error right

[obtuse quiver]

It’s right there

[wanton rapids]

99% of the error is (mostly) useless callstack stuff

[tidal terrace]

Xiangliu ? 😭

[woven crag]

how many planets in mayhem what the fuck

[cloud cipher]

Many.

[wanton rapids]

okay not 99% more like 2/3

[obtuse quiver]

Man

Ok

I guess I won’t use the bucket

[cloud cipher]

Too many actually I'm desperately trying to find ways to make finding vanilla planets easier

[tidal terrace]

[woven crag]

look for not having an original_mod

[cloud cipher]

It's a real dwarf planet is that a reference im missing because i play a grand total of 4 games

[astral vapor]

FINALLY WON A GAME OF VANILLA BALATRO

[tidal terrace]

It’s a dragon in the Chinese culture

[cloud cipher]

No as in balancewise
If there's so many mayhem planets they'll clog up packs and the shop

[woven crag]

oh

[toxic cloud]

_ _

[woven crag]

_ _

[obtuse quiver]

Let’s fucking go

[cloud cipher]

Queue these planets

[minor siren]

can ssomebody help me with some pokermon mod struggles?

[astral vapor]

i used photochad + sock and buskin + 2 polychrome smiley faces

[wanton rapids]

is it crashing? if so send the crash log

[obtuse quiver]

Oh Lumiii btw

[minor siren]

pk

[cloud cipher]

Unfortunately had to end the trend of all mayhem planets being specific named astronomical objects but im gonna have to start naming them GJ 2740-8b eventually

[minor siren]

ok

[woven crag]

classic talisman incompat

[obtuse quiver]

True Kobayashi doesn’t work

😭

[woven crag]

get rid of talisman you dont need it for pokermon anyway

[minor siren]

delete talisman?

[astral vapor]

honestly we're close enough, u can mark that down to two i's

[woven crag]

yea

[minor siren]

thanks chat

[astral vapor]

I KNOW

IDK HOW TO FIX IT

[obtuse quiver]

Oh

😭 😭

[wanton rapids]

lets take a look

[woven crag]

that error is like always 100% of the time talisman incompat fyi

[minor siren]

ill try again and return shortly

[tidal terrace]

If it doesn’t get fixed consider

[wanton rapids]

@astral vapor true kobayashi is broken because you didnt change the modprefix in the set_cost hook

[woven crag]

OH THATS

talisman 2.2

😭

[astral vapor]

guys am i stupid

[wanton rapids]

no

[tidal terrace]

Ancient

[obtuse quiver]

Oh

[astral vapor]

guys am i perhaps, mentally disabled

[obtuse quiver]

I think divine dream cookie is also kinda broken?

[wanton rapids]

you are not stupid for missing that everyone makes that mistake

[obtuse quiver]

I discarded three queens and uh

uhhuh

[astral vapor]

GOD DAMMIT

[minor siren]

i updated everything before i came here

[astral vapor]

WHY IS THE MATH WRONG

[minor siren]

it works btw

[cloud cipher]

You know what the funny part is i had to make 50 more planets for Kuiper™ (poltergeist mod with planets)

[astral vapor]

[umbral pilot]

lgtm

[woven crag]

your talisman version was from april..

[unborn plover]

Jevil's fight if it was better:

[obtuse quiver]

Mmm??

[umbral pilot]

tm

lgtm

[minor siren]

is there a new one?

[woven crag]

its on 2.5 now

[minor siren]

google took me to that on :(

[obtuse quiver]

Okay

[tacit patrol]

i tried to do the thing that the smods wiki said to do and erm

[obtuse quiver]

Firstly

Wait

LUMII I THINK I KNOW WHY IT’S BROKEN

[astral vapor]

WHY

IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT

[obtuse quiver]

IT’S BECAUSE IT COUNTS ALL OF THE CARDS YOU DISCARD AS QUEEN IF YOU HAVE ONE IN THE DISCARD ITSELF

[tidal terrace]

Bro what

[obtuse quiver]

NO!

[wanton rapids]

        if context.discard and context.other_card:get_id() == 12 then
                return {
                    func = function()
                      card.ability.extra.xmultvar = (card.ability.extra.xmultvar) + 0.5
                      return true
                    end
                }
            end
        end

[tidal terrace]

That

[wanton rapids]

it should be something liek that

like

[tidal terrace]

Not what the json file looks like lol

[obtuse quiver]

So

Basically

Coding error

[astral vapor]

send that in my dms

[woven crag]

wrong slash

[wanton rapids]

if you insist

[astral vapor]

cause i'm out for dinner

[cloud cipher]

I'm going to regret this one day

[obtuse quiver]

Yea

Hang on let’s see

[astral vapor]

...are you sure?

[obtuse quiver]

I’ma discard ONE queen

[cloud cipher]

That day is today why did i make so many planet cards

[obtuse quiver]

…my persona is but like the IRL NO

I’M NOT

Anyways

I’ma discard ONE single queen

And see if it only gives 0.5

It does

OH MY GOD I’M A GENIUS

[wanton rapids]

discard a queen and a nonqueen

[obtuse quiver]

Ok

[wanton rapids]

what the current code does is just check if you have a queen anywhere in your hand btw i think

[obtuse quiver]

It gave 1.0x mult

[wanton rapids]

try discarding a nonqueen with a queen in hand

[obtuse quiver]

I did

It was at 1.5

And now it’s at 2.5

[wanton rapids]

dont discard the queen

[obtuse quiver]

here

discarding

[astral vapor]

i cant believe the code was broken since 1.0.4

[obtuse quiver]

+2.5x

😭

[tidal terrace]

Hit the road but changed the tank ho be queen

[wanton rapids]

discard only cards that aren't queens

if you have a queen in hand it should still count

[obtuse quiver]

Oh didn’t

FUCK

I’ll do it in the next blind

Current

discarding

they dont count

[wanton rapids]

odd

[obtuse quiver]

they HAVE to be in the discard itself

[wanton rapids]

i forgot what full_hand meant

[tidal terrace]

I am making a rhythm game

I hope love2d support beat detection

[obtuse quiver]

oh no my face cards

its not like i have jokers that make me 1000 mult already

i dunno

[tidal terrace]

It doesn’t

I need to do it myself

[obtuse quiver]

mmmm emerald

[fathom gust]

mone

[obtuse quiver]

this is actually kinda busted 😭

i just have a shit load of reserved money

[wanton rapids]

does the sell value persist after Perishing

[obtuse quiver]

I have no idea

I’ll see

wao?

oh i've found my counter

OH MY GOD I LIVED

HOLY SHIT

😭 😭

[obtuse quiver]

IT DOES

[wanton rapids]

awesome

[obtuse quiver]

Infinite money generator (as long as I have kings)

[wanton rapids]

@ aikoyori you should fix that

[obtuse quiver]

NO

...HUH

[tacit patrol]

crazy

[fathom gust]

gotta brute force it now 🗣️

[strong obsidian]

As the stoat says, "Total misplay."

[obtuse quiver]

Oh nothing got

Ok

IT’S ONLY FOR THE BOSS ITSELF

NOT THE ANTE

[tacit patrol]

should I replace this with vanillaremade documentation

my* code seems way too messy

compared to what is shown

[obtuse quiver]

glub

After so many tries..

I did it

[wanton rapids]

tainted philosophical deck wip

[obtuse quiver]

I beat red deck

😭 😭

What’s next now…

whats next on the chopping block..

[shy nebula]

guys how do i add badges to jonklers

[obtuse quiver]

I dunno

Do I look like I know either

💔

[shy nebula]

you do

[obtuse quiver]

I don’t

[shy nebula]

I trust u bro

> Seue

[obtuse quiver]

🗿

[round elk]

wee deck

[obtuse quiver]

Points

[wraith seal]

it sucks having a good teacher with bad teaching methods

sob

like, i know he cares about us but genuinely his teaching sucks 😭

[obtuse quiver]

Damn

[hard plank]

the black deck painted sleeve

also i saw the crash report

i think i know why

[obtuse quiver]

Me tired

[hard plank]

just a theory tho

[obtuse quiver]

I’m gonna eat and sleep in a bit

I gotta get up at 3 am

💔 💔

[hard plank]

i don't want to watch this slop

[plush hound]

bubie

[latent crescent]

Why are you watching it in a first place

[hard plank]

wanted to see how much slop it is

[latent crescent]

Then rate in from 1 to 10 where 10 is joker forge slop

[hard plank]

8

almost all of these are like kinda known already

[latent crescent]

AI present?

[hard plank]

I'll give him the benefits of the doubt

but many of the items feel like padding

[sleek granite]

balalala

[torn urchin]

balalala

[nova flax]

balalala

[distant badge]

balalala

[storm sleet]

What does this error mean?

[distant badge]

talisman probably

[storm sleet]

T'was indeed talisman, you have my thanks

[sleek granite]

balatro sex mod

[wanton rapids]

What

[distant badge]

never

[latent crescent]

isn't sex was already added in hotpot?

[sleek granite]

oh thats why nxkoo wanted to clone the repo

too bad they couldnt figure it out

[hard plank]

talisman

[torn urchin]

Aiko

[hard plank]

hello I'm

[wind token]

Balatro sex mod, when ever a card is cloned, a 4 minute sex and birthing scene plays, there is no way to skip it

[torn urchin]

What should my mending book do

WHAT

And then someone will ping the mods

[wind token]

Pregnant cards

[torn urchin]

Woah

Touching grass

No way!

[daring sluice]

who would make a birthing mod

that's just awful

[sleek granite]

the joker is the baby and the baby is

[balmy lily]

should i make my blind debuff extra cards or randomly revoke a discard when scoring is at certain thresholds?

[daring sluice]

leaking critical bugfixing smh smh

niko just be saying things

[blissful brook]

My blue archive mod will have correction mechanic /j

[wind token]

when i hear blue archive, i think of blue project with is a yaoi, which had a weird scene

[blissful brook]

Blue archive has weird scenes too
So close expect it isn't yaoi

[keen knoll]

ui

hi

[blissful brook]

hi

[toxic cloud]

hi

[feral radish]

I feel like every mod requires its own unique version of Steammodded

[sleek granite]

|| ||

[winged belfry]

Does anyone know what that specific mod that lets me disable whatever I want from other mods like a specific joker or boss blind is?

[sleek granite]

banner

[winged belfry]

thank you

[feral radish]

Gee thanks.

[hard plank]

just use the latest version of everything

why are you running an 8 months old version of Steamodded

[torn urchin]

Why not

[hardy brook]

1.0.0 Alpha…

Yeesh

[torn urchin]

Shinku

Hai

[hardy brook]

Hello

[hard plank]

because why would you still be running that version

[feral radish]

OH WHAT WHY DID NOT INSTALL LMAO

Oh oops

[hard plank]

?

you don't need to look for specific releases

[sleek granite]

can i yell

[feral radish]

No I put in the latest update but it didn't take

[hard plank]

put it where

[torn urchin]

Go ahead

You are AM

[normal hollow]

= means that or newer

[blissful brook]

Why you blocked cg

[feral radish]

Ah crap now Lovely is the issue.

[normal hollow]

that's not cg

[feral radish]

Damn

[wanton rapids]

do you have bunco installed?

[feral radish]

No I don't think so

[hard plank]

what mods do you have

[hard plank]

I'm not familiar with any of these lmao

i suggest you remove mods until the game works

[normal hollow]

keep in mind multiplayer requires smods 0711

[latent crescent]

This is mods I see first time what a heck

Is this from nexus or smth

[sleek granite]

multiplayer requires a prehistoric version of balamod

[feral radish]

Yessir

[latent crescent]

then this explains what is going on

[umbral pilot]

is this a new thing wtf

that old? im about to crash out

[torn urchin]

Pear

[obtuse quiver]

Pearlatro

[meager meadow]

guys anyone knows a score preview mod (NOT fantom ITS BROKEN for me)

because like
what does this mean

[ember surge]

no idea

[nova flax]

Pearlatro

[meager meadow]

btw does anyone know what mod that one youtuber uses that lets choose cards by holding left mouse and swipin thru them

[main path]

handy

[summer geyser]

Balntro

[meager meadow]

thx

[main path]

https://github.com/SleepyG11/HandyBalatro

[summer geyser]

IS THAT FUCKING JX1-

[meager meadow]

yep

[summer geyser]

wait lemme say that agian

[meager meadow]

and lookin like i cant use fantom preview properly

[summer geyser]

IS.THAT.FUCKING.JX1-

[meager meadow]

now its correct :>

time to find out if fantom preview plus is normal

guess wasnt hard to find out

[shy nebula]

Vector<ZObj>

[main path]

Vectoπ<3Obj>

[main path]

what font is that btw

[shy nebula]

Rust<Q>

[shy nebula]

Caesium

[hardy brook]

Hey.

[main path]

hi
hows it going shinku

[unkempt current]

Helo chat

[keen knoll]

hi

[shy nebula]

Sparkle

I hate Microsoft Teams

[main path]

true
i just hate microsoft stuff in general tho

[keen knoll]

same

[shy nebula]

Yeah but I especially hate Microsoft Teams

cant event self update

[main path]

thank goodness i dont have to use microsoft teams yet

[shy nebula]

incredible mental gymnastic microsoft engineer

[hard plank]

why are they trying to make Microsoft Teams a personal chat platform

[shy nebula]

🙁

i am in hell

[keen knoll]

money

[hard plank]

what money

[shy nebula]

the profs write mildly sloppy latex

learns rust with aikoyori asmr

[main path]

yeah ive had a few latex typos in my homework

[hard plank]

Microsoft's third chat platform dies yet again

[shy nebula]

I use typst now

for simple stuffs it's beats latex any day

[main path]

nah i misspoke
my professors made some latex typos while typing up the homework for the class

[jagged plover]

Are you trying to do multiplayer?

[shy nebula]

lol

[main path]

but yeah im still pretty prone to screwing up latex as well
i have to double check to make sure i used the right syntax

[hard plank]

i went to look at typst

what

[shy nebula]

write the equivalent in latex

[balmy lily]

i had a stupid idea

[hard plank]

look

I'm not saying this is worse than latex

it does seem somewhat intuitive

[shy nebula]

dude it's just to say that typst is better than latex for simpler stuffs

[hard plank]

MY INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK

[shy nebula]

it has it's own turing complete scripting language

[sleek granite]

smots gaming

[hard plank]

like the table map looks pretty useful

[main path]

the sequel to aikos bad bluetooth

[hard plank]

you're just programming a bit

[hard plank]

I'm buying a new phone istg

[shy nebula]

this is functional programming bro

[hard plank]

yeah ok

[main path]

i've had my phone since middle school 💀

[hard plank]

idk how i should deliver this but honestly i would appreciate you more if you're a bit more down to earth and not be condescending all the time

[shy nebula]

let a = Some(32);
let b = None;

assert!(a.is_some_and(|&n| n == 32));
assert!(b.is_none());

[hard plank]

😭😭😭😭😭

[hard plank]

I'll take that as a no then

[shy nebula]

sorry bro i talks to people who are condesending to me all the time

plus i like it when people hate me

[north salmon]

does it matter if its latex or typst?

[hard plank]

i don't like being ragebaited

[jagged plover]

Yes, but it more like a proof

[north salmon]

the real issue here is docx

[hard plank]

i think I'll get like

new mobile phone

[north salmon]

that shit sucks

[hard plank]

i weighted my options

[astral vapor]

please i'm running outta effects

[hard plank]

you're making me buy a new phone

[shy nebula]

no

[shy nebula]

truth nuke bro

[hard plank]

you know what would make Google Messages better?

[astral vapor]

truth nuke: LaTeX is only used by turbo nerds

[hard plank]

separating RCS messages from SMS

[shy nebula]

it's deletion!!!

[hard plank]

LaTeX is fine actually

[shy nebula]

bro should i make a salad out of your username

[hard plank]

you know what would make my phone better? actually working Bluetooth

it still doesn't work and at this point I don't even care anymore

[astral vapor]

name an application of LaTeX outside academia

[shy nebula]

what brand is it so i can avoid in the future

[shy nebula]

nothing

[astral vapor]

imma guess huawei

or oppo

[shy nebula]

nah huawei goated

[astral vapor]

maybe realme?

vivo?

[sleek granite]

chat im gonna run this challenge

[hard plank]

my nothing phone 1 but I kind of expected it because it's like 1st gen product

[shy nebula]

horrible formatting

[hard plank]

I'm pretty sure later she doesn't like do this

[hard plank]

ok

[astral vapor]

WAIT

[shy nebula]

get peid bro

[astral vapor]

YOU HAVE A NOTHING PHONE?!

god i wanted that one so fucking bad man

[shy nebula]

I have a Ximi phone and Bluetooth worked perfectly for like 5 years

[astral vapor]

you do not understand how much i wanted the bit bangen blinken lights

[hard plank]

this is why I'm going back to ye olde Samsung

[shy nebula]

still working now

[wanton rapids]

i have a nothing phone but not the cool one

[hard plank]

it's 100% gimmick actually

[shy nebula]

cool gimmick

[astral vapor]

I BOUGHT AN IDOG FROM MY OWN MONEY IN 2024

[hard plank]

the only kind of useful part of it is that it acts as a softer light for taking photo

[astral vapor]

I AM NOT PAST CHEAP GIMMICKS

[sleek granite]

i want the banger lights

[hard plank]

I haven't had it on outside camera for like 2 years

and maybe flashlight

but that's it I really don't care I just listen to the ringtone

I don't need to separate contacts by their patterns or whatever

[shy nebula]

i guess

i mean

[hard plank]

no legit I literally have no use for it

[shy nebula]

i suppose i think its cool because i never tried it

[hard plank]

the one good part about the phone though is that it uses close to like Google Pixel UI

[shy nebula]

osint

[astral vapor]

i like the nothing font

[hard plank]

because I just cannot get a Pixel because Google is a fucking bitch

[astral vapor]

it was part of my branding for a while

[hard plank]

I HATE the dot matrix font

words cannot describe how much I do not like it

[astral vapor]

As a general use font, i see why you'd dislike it.

[modest canyon]

blows you up

[hard plank]

which is one of the reasons I set my phone to Japanese

[shy nebula]

type CsErr* = int
const
  ErrOk*         = CsErr(0)
  ErrMem*        = CsErr(1)
  ErrArch*       = CsErr(2)
  ErrHandle*       = CsErr(3)
  ErrCsh*        = CsErr(4)
  ErrMode*       = CsErr(5)
  ErrOption*       = CsErr(6)
  ErrDetail*       = CsErr(7)
  ErrMemSetup*     = CsErr(8)
  ErrVersion*      = CsErr(9)
  ErrDiet*       = CsErr(10)
  ErrSkipData*     = CsErr(11)
  ErrX86Att*       = CsErr(12)
  ErrX86Intel*     = CsErr(13)
  ErrX86Masm*      = CsErr(14)

owo

[hard plank]

no I just don't like it outright

[shy nebula]

aikoyori do you like c++ (the programming language)

[astral vapor]

I like it as a display font

[hard plank]

it's a very hard to read and it doesn't fit with the base Android aesthetics

[astral vapor]

especially in my Y2K style stuff.

[hard plank]

I don't care about Y2K stuff

I'd rather use the font I bought from a friend as a display font

might as well ask that one friend what font to use

also I find it so funny why I can't use custom fonts on here

[astral vapor]

wait what font

lemme see

i go fucking feral for fonts

[hard plank]

I can either use Roboto or Inter with some stylistic set on

[astral vapor]

not even Helvetica Neue?

[hard plank]

https://pprmint.de/projects/varia

[astral vapor]

YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH PPRMINT?!

ONE OF MY GRAPHIC DESIGN INSPIRATIONS

ONE OF THE REASONS I TOOK ART???

AND ONE OF THE REASONS I WANNA MASTER A FLATTER STYLE???

AIKO WHAY

WHAT THE FUCK

[hard plank]

sure

[shy nebula]

absolute cinema

[astral vapor]

@hard plank also btw i forgot to tell you, i still use the wallpaper you made on my macbook

[hard plank]

what wallpaper

[astral vapor]

the ocean-y blue one

[hard plank]

btw it's the font i use in my Balatro

[astral vapor]

ohhhh

am i the only one who uses the default balatro font????

[wanton rapids]

i use default font

[shy nebula]

@astral vapor do you like pixel fonts

[astral vapor]

ahem

[hard plank]

https://youtu.be/Q8sbyceVG5Q this still cracks me up

help

[astral vapor]

https://int10h.org/oldschool-pc-fonts/fontlist/ YES

Y E S

[shy nebula]

try Departure Mono

https://departuremono.com/

free font btw

[astral vapor]

A E U G H

[hard plank]

deadpan humour

[shy nebula]

still am a typography guy

[astral vapor]

i thing im gonna bust

[shy nebula]

use it in balala

then send me ss

[astral vapor]

how

[shy nebula]

im too lazy to actually

[astral vapor]

how do i do that

[shy nebula]

inject it in uh

trance

[hard plank]

there is a mod called Trance

[shy nebula]

i mean balatro mods are essentially it's own source code

[wanton rapids]

What...

[astral vapor]

im a weirdo graphic designer

[shy nebula]

oh yeah you wanna try those funny lua based malware i found on github

[shy nebula]

play arknights

[hard plank]

nah

[shy nebula]

it's literally a graphic designer wet dream

[astral vapor]

bro i already love arknights for non-graphic reasons

[west mesa]

it has taken a while, for i didn't have anything to show that would relate to balatro
and so i decided to simply go and start making my mod idea (Magnus Archives booster pack) and give a presentation of the arts once i perform them for the mod

[hard plank]

I still think the dot matrix font does not fit on Android

[hard plank]

wtf that's crazy

[shy nebula]

do you like her brother

[hard plank]

you could try to get a coder for your mod if you want more complex idea

[west mesa]

i have mentioned before of my skill

[astral vapor]

YES

[shy nebula]

damn that's solid work!

[astral vapor]

I LOVE SILVERASH TOO

[hard plank]

sadly my mod is both insta win and balanced

[west mesa]

that was after all, my original reason for arriving here

[hard plank]

so i don't think you will be willing to help me

[shy nebula]

are you ready for the death of the green cat

[summer geyser]

@frigid mica did you ping me agian

I can't find thou message

[shy nebula]

I can code

and I am free

[west mesa]

there certainly exist ideas in my mind, that Joker Forge is simply not equipped to handle at the moment

it is rather limiting

[shy nebula]

(dont expect me to add new machanics to the game tho)

[astral vapor]

@shy nebula how do i change the font using trance

[hard plank]

is this balanced

[balmy lily]

why this woman so tail

anyways i gotta make a unbalanced joker now

[grand shadow]

Why is it called D se dab

[obtuse quiver]

Oh god

[hard plank]

because it's a meme?

[wanton rapids]

you need to put it in a folder and add a font definition iirc

[balmy lily]

look up cool school nickelodeon

[shy nebula]

look at how its done in trance

[grand shadow]

Whar

[shy nebula]

inject it

[balmy lily]

at least, i think its how you get it

[hard plank]

you just copy a json file in there

[shy nebula]

you'll probably register a font

[hard plank]

lol no you just copy the existing font lua

or w/e

and change it

[latent crescent]

I'm planning to add this things here. Which colours should I pick?

[grand shadow]

w/e ? Is that /j's long lost cousin or smth ?

[wanton rapids]

whatever?

[shy nebula]

looks fine already

[grand shadow]

Ah

[west mesa]

this was my original attempt
but later i have realized that a much better representation of The Spiral would be the Michael/Gerthrude/Distortion

this one being based on the episode "Sculptor's Tools"

[hard plank]

the g is drawn by someone else

and the maxwell

i just realised most letter jokers are green

🥀

i may be stupid

[obsidian sky]

oh my jod you have the g keyboard already. i wanted to make one myself as well 🧌

[astral vapor]

send it to my dms

[shy nebula]

just download it brah

[astral vapor]

im not on my pc yet

[shy nebula]

@astral vapor in return rally all the arknights fan

2026 is the year of arknights

[astral vapor]

i meant the link

😭

send the link to my dms

[shy nebula]

i aint dming u

dont want to seems desperate (i am desperate for artist)

[astral vapor]

oh i know a guy

either @sterile hornet or @unborn plover

they're good artists

[unborn plover]

helo

[astral vapor]

BRO WE'RE ON OUR FIRST SESSION OF D&D

AND YOU GAVE ME

A WEED BROWNIE

[worn dagger]

weed brownie

[astral vapor]

YOU GAVE ME A WEED BROWNIE IN D&D

[unborn plover]

The student joker is working in progress...

[astral vapor]

give him glasses

and buck teeth

[prisma latch]

just got back from thr direct wtf is going on here

[unborn plover]

long lost parent of scholar joker

[vocal breach]

Hello

[worn dagger]

weed brownie in dnd

[vocal breach]

What's this programm?

[astral vapor]

aseprite

[unborn plover]

aseprite

[astral vapor]

you can buy it on steam

[vocal breach]

Thx

[deft ore]

not surprised

[vocal breach]

I just forked sixsuits, and maybe I will add new jokers

[balmy lily]

weed brownie joker

[deft ore]

they can't already be announcing legends za dlc the games not even out yet

[umbral pilot]

glup

[balmy lily]

debuffs any card related to MiLKY directly, but gets mult depending on rarity of the jokers

[keen knoll]

im also an artist

[astral vapor]

LMAO

so every bulgoe joker in cryptposting

since i worked on all of them

(i added cardpronouns support)

[keen knoll]

lol

[torn urchin]

W artwork

Teto approved

Books

[keen knoll]

minecraft

[hard plank]

this is the effect

[torn urchin]

What should my mending book do

[worn dagger]

give jokers to the left eternal

[keen knoll]

spawn previously sold cards like riffraff

[torn urchin]

Wouldn't that be curse of binding

[keen knoll]

yeah

[torn urchin]

Was thinking it could add back the perishable

Repeat perishable jokers

[keen knoll]

oh thats nieche but really cool

maybe make it only spawn if you have a perishable

[torn urchin]

Wait I feel like someone is already doing enchantments in balatro

Who was it

[unborn plover]

nailed it!

[astral vapor]

YES

Y E S

[frigid mica]

no?

i'm busy with other things

[tidal terrace]

making assets is hard

why

[keen knoll]

art hard

[tidal terrace]

[astral vapor]

art hard, code hard, i'm hard

[torn urchin]

Read my pages

[keen knoll]

im soft (slime)

[keen knoll]

ok slenderman

[torn urchin]

I should've slept

I didn't sleep rahhh 🗣️🔥

[wanton rapids]

nxkoocore statement

[umbral pilot]

nxkoocore statement

[astral vapor]

the difference is, nxkoo is straight

i am gay

[shy nebula]

https://fxtwitter.com/LocalThunk/status/1966507586066202910

localthunk (@LocalThunk)

I wanted to give an update on the Balatro 1.1 release date:
︀︀localthunk.com/blog/im-slow
︀︀
︀︀TL;DR is that it will not be coming out in 2025, it is still coming out for sure, and I'm sorry. The new timeline is "it's done when it's done"
︀︀Please read the blog post for more details

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FxTwitter · Sep 12, 2025, 2:21 PM

[civic atlas]

second difference is your name is lumii and his is nxkoo

ok

[keen knoll]

lol

[distant badge]

1.1 leak: there will be a joker

[astral vapor]

our mods will be so fucked when 1.1 comes out

[keen knoll]

no way theyre my favorite batman guy

[civic atlas]

what if there werent

[shy nebula]

arknights

[deft ore]

1.1 comes bundled with smods trust

[wanton rapids]

i thought 1.1 released on april 1st

[keen knoll]

honestly if they did make a proper modding api it would be awesome but also kinda suck to port

[deft ore]

april first 2027

[keen knoll]

especailly simce we all had to suffer hrough newcalc

[shy nebula]

guys i think thunk is HIM

[shy nebula]

*2077^^^...^^2077 <- 2077 arrows

[keen knoll]

yes they are male?

[hard plank]

what the fuck is this UI

[distant badge]

wait april 1st would be fun

[deft ore]

i wasn't developing at the time how big were the needed changes

[shy nebula]

*vomit

[keen knoll]

i think they changed a bunch of contexts

[hard plank]

for once i agree

[shy nebula]

C is cool

[keen knoll]

a lot of mods crashed if they werent ported and older mods even if they didnt would fire xmult effects whenever calculate is called

making it near impossible to play

[flint quest]

Microsoft edge has popups when you search for chrome

[hard plank]

I'm going to download Chrome

[deft ore]

huh???

[shy nebula]

use Brave

[deft ore]

what change makes everything fucking xmult

[torn urchin]

Idk about that

[deft ore]

aikoyori no don't do it

[hard plank]

no reason to switch right now