⚙・modding-general

[dapper forge]

i guess thats like my lifespan

[prime nacelle]

the abstract will get destroy you have to dis every thing you can and play a hand after you have to get more then 5 packs at lest

[azure sapphire]

maybe so, but Neato has a few... overpowered jokers to say the least, while Extra Credit is more of a balanced expansion to the game

[wanton lintel]

am i evil? maybe. is this funny as fuck? yes

[hard plank]

scuse me

[gilded vortex]

I think Extra Credits is from a specific YouTuber right

BU?

[dapper forge]

46 left.

[azure sapphire]

I think it was the Dr. himself but im not sure

[wanton lintel]

:3

[dapper forge]

what the hell is a bishop ring

[gilded vortex]

They had a crash out/drama about mods

[dapper forge]

also what are pure hands

[woven crag]

aikoyori shenanigans thing

its a hand made with only pure cards

[gilded vortex]

Anyways I imagine they have a specific vision of what effects they want, while I think Neato is usually art-first

[shy nebula]

phonk

[dapper forge]

like abstract only?

[woven crag]

rank cards/suit cards

from aikoshen

[gilded vortex]

@azure sapphire if you like them, you might like Cosmos

[dapper forge]

balanced deck might lowk just kill me

[tame olive]

?

[dapper forge]

i CANNOT get any card packs

[gilded vortex]

Since it shares artists and devs among those mods

[tame olive]

so confusedd

[prime nacelle]

That good

[dapper forge]

why did i get smth that boosts words when i dont have any letter cards

[wind token]

i screamed

[gilded vortex]

-# Cosmos will return I think, but you didn’t hear it from me

[dapper forge]

balance deck is quirky ig

[shy nebula]

bro shut up

[gilded vortex]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1323374911905075302

[dapper forge]

i just got an even better idea

stone card edition deck

[gilded vortex]

https://youtu.be/drrF_Z4P0c0

[prime nacelle]

ok

[dapper forge]

bulwark lowk underrated

TELESCOPE PLUS STONE EDITION DECK

[blissful brook]

Aka cryptid enhancement deck?

[dapper forge]

I JUST REALISED HOW GOOD THAT COMBO IS

[shy nebula]

telescope by starset reference???

[dapper forge]

like half of the boss blinds are useless against me now too

[shy nebula]

also how do i iterate through cards held in hand

[dapper forge]

since many of them either block a suit, make you unable to play under 5 cards, block specific poker hands, or perma select a card

stone edition deck just negates that

[wanton lintel]

we need a smokey bear joker

[dapper forge]

WHITE HOLE ON MY FIRST ASTRAL PACK THIS RUN

HOLY HELL

WHAT IS THIS LUCK

and it's useless because i only have lv1 hands 💔

[buoyant kestrel]

hahahah

if only

[shy nebula]

also how do i iterate through cards held in hand

[dapper forge]

I UNKNOWINGLY BOUGHT THE THING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whats it called

sob

[normal hollow]

ipairs(G.hand.cards)

[dapper forge]

i unknowingly bought the sob joker

now i'm flooded with obelisks

which i quite literally cannot use because all i can do is bulwarks

[unborn plover]

Another one fell for the cryptid fate

[normal hollow]

looks kinda bad but its good enough

[dapper forge]

no matter what i do i am fully unable to play anything but my most played hand

except maybe like a high card actually nvm

[woven crag]

the negative absolute one is at least temperance value

[dapper forge]

[woven crag]

you can also play bulwark with 8 stone cards

i mean

no

[dapper forge]

welp

[woven crag]

clusterfuck

[dapper forge]

atleast got 2 obelisks to sell with him

[hard plank]

what the fuck?

[dapper forge]

THERE'S A BULKWARK+?

[woven crag]

no clusterfuck is just 8 cards that dont contain a pair, straight or flush

[hard plank]

why is sob epic

[woven crag]

and clusterfuck takes priority over bulwark

[tidal terrace]

i don't think i'll port the full version to balatro

[dapper forge]

oh

[dapper forge]

it has good sell value

because of the 2 obelisks

or maybe so that people get baited into taking it from meme packs

thinking its good

[woven crag]

it shows as clusterwark when you play it with all stones but its just a royal flush situation (its just renamed clusterfuck)

[unborn plover]

Imagine a joker that reduces your screen's resolution every times it gives chips

[dapper forge]

is it better than bulwark

[woven crag]

yeah

scales way better

[dapper forge]

So it just CHIPS at your screen?

hahhahaha im so funny guys

uhh why is no one laughing

am i muted

[woven crag]

hahahaha

[dapper forge]

lowk sohuld i take netherite pickaxe

it'll eat away at all my cards very quickly but

funny

[hard plank]

how fun is my mod

[woven crag]

i mean you already have a lot of chips since its enhancement deck with stone cards

but it would be funny

[dapper forge]

very fun on absurd balance

atleast for me

[unborn plover]

[dapper forge]

there's also a bunch of synergies to make

especially with other mods

[hardy yoke]

me when i actually release a version of my mod instead of just sitting on it unrealeased
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1414325508891738263

[woven crag]

also im actually making a good mod now that isnt my first mod and has some higher quality control

soon™

[tidal terrace]

you can freeze someone's game by making a for loop and adding events inside it

very funny

[woven crag]

i mean you shouldnt do a for loop for that because thats technically finite

do while true instead or smth

:troll

[normal hollow]

new mod today

[wanton lintel]

high card

[dapper forge]

no

[unborn plover]

I never understood how balatro multi-player works, like are you against another player?
If so how do you fight each other???

[dapper forge]

i think so

[deft ore]

yeah you fight each other

[dapper forge]

i only saw a video exposing balatro multiplayer cheaters but from what they said about the mod in it i think it's whoever survives longer or smth

[woven crag]

in the boss blind (excluding ante 1 (configurable)) you need to score more than the other player

[deft ore]

score higher in the boss to win otherwise you lose a life

[deft ore]

thats an option

[normal hollow]

https://youtu.be/RCZfn3ihQ34?t=4193

[dapper forge]

i love news for the unemployed

[deft ore]

most people do direct pvp instead of survival

[tidal terrace]

n i made an undertale fight but it's furina

[normal hollow]

why is it furina

[dapper forge]

i mean i never heard about how it works so i just assumed

[woven crag]

still needs art but thats soon™ too trust

[dapper forge]

make microsoft paint art trust

[woven crag]

true....

[modest canyon]

can anyone please just tell me what the fuck is causing this im actually so done

[dapper forge]

it looks good in practice

[unborn plover]

So like... each blind is normal but the boss blinds from ante 2 make you lose a life if your score is less than the other player?

[tidal terrace]

why not

[woven crag]

yeah

[unborn plover]

Huh

Weird but

Interesting

[hard plank]

my blinds are difficult i think

[woven crag]

it also replaces the normal boss blind and you can see the other player's score in the blind requirement

[normal hollow]

uggh

[unborn plover]

ooh so it works like this, now this looks so cool

[spare geyser]

hype moments and aura update real

[unborn plover]

God, balatro modders are insanely good

[hard plank]

is old calc removed

[spare geyser]

when the update drops yes it was already optional and off by default

[shy nebula]

Absolute Joker

[hard plank]

you can finally add cooler features

[earnest eagle]

What if Hermie and Tempie had editions?
Foil: +£5
Holo: +£10
Poly: £<balance>×1.5

[hard plank]

like boss blind calculate function

[woven crag]

kino crossmod for ascensio? peak?

[shy nebula]

trading card

[woven crag]

oh i

i see

i just saw batman and was like oh its kino

[earnest eagle]

Thoughts?

[spare geyser]

this was already used new calc content was just if you didn't have old calc toggled on

[buoyant kestrel]

sauce

[earnest eagle]

This would work as you getting the initial balance THEN the doubling for Hermie. This doesn't affect Tempie

[woven crag]

consumable editions sound interesting in general

[umbral pilot]

balatro

[earnest eagle]

Ik Engulf exists for planets

[buoyant kestrel]

sauce

[woven crag]

would be cool to have sets for SMODS.Edition just like there is for SMODS.Sticker

[buoyant kestrel]

not an edition tech but similar

[woven crag]

could make interesting stuff

[earnest eagle]

Pass me the ketchup, please, I wanna drink

[earnest eagle]

Maybe the vinegar could be a dark brownish shader?

[buoyant kestrel]

there is a thing for vinegar there

you can't see it though lol

[covert cloud]

Can I mod mac version?

[lean dune]

yes

[earnest eagle]

yep

[ivory sinew]

pass me the MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[woven crag]

...

[covert cloud]

How do I do that

[earnest eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ni7fHgwTE

[hard plank]

which one

[ivory sinew]

@covert cloud You can't mod the mac version 😔

[earnest eagle]

ah right

[hard plank]

you can't mod app store version

[ivory sinew]

Mac closed.

[lean dune]

right there's also the apple arcade version

[earnest eagle]

I forgot the Apple Arcade exists

[lean dune]

that one is different

[buoyant kestrel]

is the cryptid in the thumbnail more saturated

[woven crag]

i thought it was only steam that could be modded

[earnest eagle]

I mean, yeah, but only cuz Oversaturated is an edition on Cryptid

[buoyant kestrel]

amazing

[honest zephyr]

guys i found an edward robinson on twitter

[earnest eagle]

Prolly a funny side-effect tho lol

[tidal terrace]

lol

[earnest eagle]

What do these look like on an ace?

[woven crag]

im pretty sure its because its missing the spectral shader

so it looks darker

[lean dune]

I guess you could say that only steamodded

[buoyant kestrel]

joker only so i will show jimbo

give me a second though

[plush hound]

this chat reeks freedom motif

[earnest eagle]

Meh, w/e

[hard plank]

deltarune laugh track

[buoyant kestrel]

lmfao look at my pfp

[lost inlet]

deltarune explosion

[woven crag]

always does

[honest zephyr]

not sure if i would have the freedom motif

[woven crag]

also i thought you were sleeping nxkoo

smh!

[honest zephyr]

where's the buzzfeed quiz i take to see if i would have the freedom motif

[plush hound]

it is 2 AM rn

im working on hotpot

[woven crag]

okay

[tidal terrace]

cool

[formal orchid]

i have 100mb left of my mobile data

Im so cooked

[hard plank]

have you tried my mod

[tidal terrace]

revo i made undertale

today

[formal orchid]

u told me

yesterday

😭

[tidal terrace]

no i made it

[strong obsidian]

yes

[tidal terrace]

the full game

[formal orchid]

bro

[tidal terrace]

in 1.5 lines

[formal orchid]

whats the reason

[tidal terrace]

furina

[formal orchid]

i dont see it

?

[tidal terrace]

wdym it

[formal orchid]

I dont see your vision

Undertale and furina?

[tidal terrace]

yes

[formal orchid]

I have like 15gb 🥀

[formal orchid]

ELABORATE

[tidal terrace]

you're blind revo

wait lem me finish this

[buoyant kestrel]

i need to change the vinegar one lol

[tidal terrace]

brb

[tidal terrace]

add oil so we can make the joke

[hard plank]

how much do you pay holy shit

[buoyant kestrel]

i am sorry i do not know the joke

[formal orchid]

Like

[tidal terrace]

sad

[formal orchid]

10 in dollars

[wanton lintel]

s we are NOT making cards oil up

[tidal terrace]

lmao

lyre knows the joke

[wanton rapids]

hello everyone

[formal orchid]

helo

[wanton rapids]

What

No.

[tidal terrace]

revo how to play videos in love2d

[formal orchid]

Bro idk

I used love2d once

[tidal terrace]

once

[formal orchid]

and thats it

[prime nacelle]

hi

bye

[formal orchid]

bye

[wanton lintel]

ask thunderedge they know how to

[tidal terrace]

he's offline

[formal orchid]

Anyways im going to sleep early today

[hard plank]

wtf i have 25

[tidal terrace]

i sent him an early build

[hard plank]

actually US$6.24

[formal orchid]

L economy

[hard plank]

sorry 😔

[formal orchid]

Whrs my early build

[tidal terrace]

do you have love2d

[formal orchid]

😔** **

Yrs i do

[tidal terrace]

i'm not compiling it yet

[formal orchid]

I used it once

[tidal terrace]

i'll give you the latest build

wait

[strong obsidian]

gonna try a second run with that letter deck on red stake

[formal orchid]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1325147180280971294 play my mod

Done my daily shilling

Im going to sleep

[hard plank]

wordle

[formal orchid]

I'll play it when i wake up

i need to sleep

😔

[tropic harness]

Anyone know how I can keep my game from lagging so much? Idk what could possibly be causing so much lag

[hard plank]

make new run

[prime nacelle]

use crash it can help some times

[buoyant kestrel]

yeah i dunno

[wanton lintel]

😭

[prime nacelle]

how the fuck 0 on a 97h game

how

[woven crag]

idk man i couldnt tell you

[wanton lintel]

i need to play my other games

[wanton lintel]

modded

[woven crag]

surely its not because of your like 5 trillion cards

[wanton lintel]

i play vanilla on mobile and i have acheivs disabled on pc

[prime nacelle]

did you never played vanila

[prime nacelle]

i see

i did not see

ok

[formal orchid]

Go play more rainworld

[wanton lintel]

yes
just not on steam

[wanton lintel]

i will

[prime nacelle]

i just sew

[formal orchid]

Its peak

[wanton lintel]

i love rainworld

saint my beloved

[formal orchid]

Last played july 20 😔

[round pilot]

actually, there is

[buoyant hamlet]

anyone wanna play multiplayer

[prime nacelle]

there is not

[round pilot]

fym there is not i made it

[tidal terrace]

wwhaaaat

[blissful brook]

Month (week) old message😭

[buoyant hamlet]

yo u made dat mod

[tidal terrace]

love2d doesn't support mp4

[formal orchid]

s i still sont have my build s

[keen knoll]

that sucks

[tidal terrace]

i am fixing it revo

[round pilot]

yes I dis

[tidal terrace]

i need to convert it to ovg

[formal orchid]

Im waiting you to send it to go sleep

[wanton rapids]

wait you have how many hours aiko

[buoyant hamlet]

W mod ngl

[hard plank]

810.6

[wanton rapids]

yeah i saw

i was just surprised

[hard plank]

why

[hard plank]

you should play my mod, now

[formal orchid]

And mine

[buoyant hamlet]

i js saw it

[wanton rapids]

i have like a third

[buoyant hamlet]

on the mod manager

[formal orchid]

I uploaded mine to mod manager once and didnt even check if its there

I may make a banner for that

[trail berry]

hi guys

[buoyant hamlet]

@hard plank

[wanton lintel]

lil guy cant even use spears </3

[wanton rapids]

hi poker

[tidal terrace]

i'm almost done

[formal orchid]

Everyone should play all of my mods fr

[woven crag]

hello poker

[hard plank]

yes that is the mod

[buoyant hamlet]

looks cool

[formal orchid]

Anyways gnight again chat

[tidal terrace]

don't sleep

[formal orchid]

ok im not sleeping

[tidal terrace]

have patience

[wanton lintel]

one random notepad++ joker will make the discord ping
im not saying which one but i have the intent to screw around w ppl

[formal orchid]

i have patiance

but i need to go to sleep

[formal orchid]

gotta wake up early tmrrw

[digital jungle]

is it perhaps a notepad++ one

[modest canyon]

holy shit just pirate it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1344701992286552157.png?quality=lossless&name=clueless&size=48

[exotic belfry]

Hello modding chat

[formal orchid]

Helo astra

[wanton lintel]

balatrue...

[shy nebula]

is this jonkler good

[modest canyon]

"lifetime free updates" my ass stop selling software in pieces you scum

[exotic belfry]

That is an insanely long description oh my goodness

[prime nacelle]

yes

[wanton lintel]

it is THE suit joker

[modest canyon]

the grandiose polterworx:

[prime nacelle]

it is not did you read dr from aikoyori mod?

what ever his name was

[exotic belfry]

grandiose is generous

[woven crag]

YOUR LONG!!!!

[cloud cipher]

Pretty bonkers for an exotic i thinks

[round pilot]

find my decks

[exotic belfry]

tl;dr is long as a joke, not for the actual description

[shy nebula]

yes

[modest canyon]

was in reference to the absolute textwalls that it had

not to the quality

dw

[exotic belfry]

Ok phew

[modest canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1129896217502023810.png?quality=lossless&name=trol&size=48

[round pilot]

fake nitro

laugh at them

[blissful brook]

What if it is wild card

[prisma latch]

is this an adequate rare effect

[modest canyon]

why the hell would you give d*scord money

[wanton rapids]

1/5 is a bit low for no reward

[modest canyon]

thats like worse than throwing it out on the street

[round pilot]

I enjoy the platform, so I support it

[cloud cipher]

I have no idea what you're talking about

[round pilot]

is that an issue

[prisma latch]

what would you suggest

[tidal terrace]

hello squidguest

[modest canyon]

oh

[prisma latch]

1/4? 1/3, even?

[modest canyon]

oh okay

[round pilot]

hi s

[modest canyon]

huh

[tidal terrace]

long time to see how are you doing

[round pilot]

good

how about you

[wanton rapids]

actually wait that's like 0.4x per joker what am I saying

it's fine

[prisma latch]

lmao

[tidal terrace]

great thanks for asking

[prisma latch]

campfire on crack

[tidal terrace]

[modest canyon]

mayhem's release will triple the mortality rate of balatro streamers

💔

[cloud cipher]

What do you mean release it's been out for 4 months

[modest canyon]

as in like

out of the beta

[tidal terrace]

revo wait i see you typing

[modest canyon]

or is that not happening

[formal orchid]

One day i will just give in and make a mod only with textwalls

[cloud cipher]

All of the streamers will die of old age before that

[modest canyon]

.....figured

[wanton lintel]

Required Reading

[prisma latch]

poor murph isnt gonna survive all the "just read the card" comments

[formal orchid]

i am waiting

i want to make complicated stuff

[wanton lintel]

time to find out how to code eemult

[cloud cipher]

Also mayhem is a slogan compared to what potorowox had

[cloud cipher]

eemult = number

[lost inlet]

talisman

[modest canyon]

@cloud cipher is it okay if we throw approximately five hundred crashlogs a day at you

[cloud cipher]

Yes

[wanton lintel]

i am aware

[cloud cipher]

Do it in #1387407991896150036 tho

[lost inlet]

i mean like. look at its code

[modest canyon]

yes ofc

[lost inlet]

if you're trying to implement it separately

[tidal terrace]

just google the function lol

[wanton lintel]

oh no im just making a ^^mult joker

[lost inlet]

ah

[wanton lintel]

not remaking eemu;t

[cloud cipher]

*duckduckgo

[formal orchid]

alex when do i get hired to mayhem

[hard plank]

i already bought it

[cloud cipher]

When i finally absorb judgement

[lost inlet]

my mod independently adds echips and emult just so you don't need cryptlib or talisman

[modest canyon]

despair

[formal orchid]

i mean if i was working under you you could force me to give you judgement

[lost inlet]

how

[cloud cipher]

No that would be immoral

[wanton lintel]

i have plans >:3

[delicate dust]

emoney

[normal hollow]

SMODS.JimboQuip

[tidal terrace]

i forgot my coffee again now it's extra cold

[formal orchid]

s

come on

[lost inlet]

i mean the impossible blind req

[normal hollow]

patches

[cloud cipher]

Me manipulating you into giving it to me would be much better

[lost inlet]

i know about smods.jimboquip

[normal hollow]

no wait actually this one i just update in update

[formal orchid]

im manipulationproof

[tidal terrace]

don't worry i'll make you sleep scared

[wanton lintel]

if i accidentally scroll w three fingers i get sent to

[modest canyon]

mf is immutable

🔥

[cloud cipher]

Please give me judgement you will gain a printer

[formal orchid]

I have many printers

[lost inlet]

i don't have any values to manipulate

[formal orchid]

You gotta offer smthng more valuable

[lost inlet]

[cloud cipher]

sqrt(2) printers

[formal orchid]

Idk man..

[modest canyon]

NaN printers

[formal orchid]

Tempting

[cloud cipher]

How about this
sqrt(2.1803) printers

[full edge]

I've been reading Absolute Batman over the weekend and it's so cool

[formal orchid]

uhhhh

i mean....

[tidal terrace]

why are you inside 😭

[shy nebula]

bane is brutal

[tidal terrace]

revo wait

[formal orchid]

Oh i see how furina and undertale are releated now

[cloud cipher]

That might kill a few people

[modest canyon]

holy shit

[formal orchid]

play my mod people

[lost inlet]

wonder if i should remove the no repeated letters requirement on this and just make it count unique letters instead
also should i make an absurd version of this

[wanton lintel]

rpg maker seems useful

[formal orchid]

it has more than 30 printers

[modest canyon]

play my hideogames

[round pilot]

play my many decks

[shy nebula]

{{2}} printers

[tidal terrace]

that's love2d

[modest canyon]

also what do you mean fastpat

[wanton lintel]

oh

[shy nebula]

{10, 10, 1000, 1000}

bigger than nearly anything in ur head

[formal orchid]

Is that a table of 4 numbers

[exotic belfry]

[modest canyon]

okay guys this one might be controversial but just hear me out okay?

[wanton lintel]

what about acremen[5, 5]

[cloud cipher]

How about {10, 10, 1000, 1000} + 0.1

[round pilot]

[modest canyon]

what if there was a joker that gave 2

😨

[exotic belfry]

TWO??????

[modest canyon]

yes

a joker that gave 2

[wanton lintel]

what about.... three.

[lost inlet]

f_BHO(99)

[modest canyon]

fuck right

uhhh

[cloud cipher]

HyperAscendant, how do you want to be credited ingame

[modest canyon]

what if there was a joker that TOOK AWAY 2

[shy nebula]

ackermann^5(5)? possibly

[solar sandal]

hi chat

[lost inlet]

spawns a joker called 2 that does nothing

[shy nebula]

salad number, boring

[wanton lintel]

idk how you spell it lmao

[modest canyon]

+2

quite honestly

[solar sandal]

what if there was a joker that gave chips

[cloud cipher]

Also sophia i polled my community on performance seeing as i hopelessly egosurf mayhem in this server and saw you saying the game lags when selecting a consumable
Don't really know what would cause the game to lag when selecting a consumable, maybe cartomancer or something

[hard plank]

😡

[solar sandal]

not scoring chips just actual chips

[lost inlet]

does aikoshen do something that causes self to break

[shy nebula]

no arknights mods! heresy!

[cloud cipher]

You have your own mod dude do it there

[formal orchid]

no https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1325147180280971294 ....

[wanton lintel]

:watermelon:
gives +2 to literally any ingame value at any possible context (could be chips, could be chipmult operator, could be ante scaling)

[modest canyon]

what if there was a joker that gave sfark

[hard plank]

i do not play arknights

[cloud cipher]

Why so serious?

[shy nebula]

another instance of self gatekeeping

[round pilot]

what if there was a joker that retriggered

[lost inlet]

any value inside g.game

[cloud cipher]

No...

[modest canyon]

what if there was no jokers

[wanton lintel]

i need to mod this in this seems funny

[hard plank]

ok

[modest canyon]

the dusk of balatro

its over guys go home

theres no more jokers left

😔

[woven crag]

Cryptid.manipulate(G) :trol:

[cloud cipher]

I am homeless why do you think i spend my free time making numberslop

[shy nebula]

10(&^10)10

^ real bigger than almost anything you can define with only hyperoperation and hyperbraces

[normal hollow]

no true, i am gatekeeping all of them

[lost inlet]

Cryptid.manipulate(_G)

[round pilot]

I leave nos

now

[normal hollow]

cheesy

[wanton lintel]

10(&^10)10 + 1 😁

[modest canyon]

you and cass none should team up

[cloud cipher]

Why make it look good mayhem literally has a scaled down photo of danny h with jimbo drawn over his face

[modest canyon]

ah yes the store

[cloud cipher]

The classic place we all go to buy things we need

[shy nebula]

calculate = function(_, card, context)
if context.joker_main then
Cryptid.manipulate(G, {arrows = 999, value = 999})
end
end

unleash madness upon balala

[hardy brook]

So chat, I'm starting back Archived and really would like help in finding a way to write down everything change wise.

[woven crag]

loader from risk of rain 2

[lost inlet]

_G contains every global variable

[shy nebula]

libshinku

[hardy brook]

?

[cloud cipher]

Last time i teamed up to mod an indie game i split he community in half and caused over half a year of drama

[modest canyon]

you would not call her

[shy nebula]

G is the game object

[lost inlet]

^^0 chips

[hardy brook]

libshinku?

[lost inlet]

and is in _G

[shy nebula]

What if there was a Joker that rewrite the game in rust

real programming nightmare

[round pilot]

libshinku

[shy nebula]

so scary

[woven crag]

nxkoo wordle

[cloud cipher]

I should rewrite my grandma in rust so she runs faster

[shy nebula]

real powder

[round pilot]

nxkoo wordle

[lost inlet]

joker that performs a fluid simulation

[woven crag]

powder

[round pilot]

pig

[woven crag]

nxkoo wordle

[shy nebula]

joker that give +1 skibidi

[woven crag]

no

[cloud cipher]

Ok im going to sleep

[lost inlet]

joker that renders an entire blender scene using the cpu

[trail berry]

mayhemiois

[shy nebula]

joker that render invalid state unrepresentable

[cloud cipher]

So factual

[round pilot]

joker that G=nil

[modest canyon]

joker that opens silksong if you own it on steam and crashes the game upon appearing on the screen if you dont

[shy nebula]

joker that jokes

[lost inlet]

new jersey ceases to exist

[shy nebula]

joker that calls fbi if it detects nsfw in ur pc

[round pilot]

anti @plush hound joker

[modest canyon]

wouldnt work on us

[shy nebula]

joker that xekate your pc

[modest canyon]

joker that fucking kills you

🔨

[shy nebula]

joker that xekate you

[cloud cipher]

Alright we all know probably that mayhem has 176 planned planets
What consumable type should i ruin next

[prisma latch]

balatro modders be like "this is my new mechanic its called the drake joker if you score it it bluescreens your computer, encrypts your drives with a password you dont know, and posts your ip address to twitter" and it wouldnt be a joke they would think its a genuinely good idea

[lost inlet]

i don't find this funny in the slightest

[forest knoll]

joker that curses you and your bloodline for a myriad myriad years

[hard plank]

cosplaying as a character from a game you've never played

[round pilot]

polterworx

[tardy sigil]

i did it. its done. no more bugs. its not perfect but it works.

[cloud cipher]

Hey that's a good idea

[modest canyon]

tokens

[lost inlet]

joker that does

[prisma latch]

id replace "last" with "previous", it took me a second to realise that it meant previous and not like. the 6th guess

[cloud cipher]

Those are just Tags

[hard plank]

i think you can try to decrypt bitlocker

[modest canyon]

fuck you. joker that doesnt.

[modest canyon]

||(/ns)||

[tardy sigil]

thats a cool idea damnn

[umbral pilot]

valid

[fathom gust]

GO MY 🥚

[prisma latch]

dear god

[hard plank]

no + sign

[lost inlet]

go my Man

[hard plank]

laugh at this user

[tardy sigil]

joker that maybe will?

[vapid swan]

oop

[shy nebula]

lovely 1.0

[fathom gust]

like unsafe workplace environments, osha violations...?
||/j||

[cloud cipher]

Do you want me to ruin your day with formatting i feel like complaining

[vapid swan]

Wait aiko it's you

[prisma latch]

the tiny text isnt a joke. please do not read this comic

[shy nebula]

JOKER THAT FORCE YOU TO PLAY ARKNIGHTS

[vapid swan]

How do custom fonts work

[lost inlet]

laughing at localthunk himself for forgetting a plus in square joker's description

[hard plank]

why me

[prisma latch]

what formatting did i fuck up

[shy nebula]

u load custom font and use it

[prisma latch]

i try to stick to vanilla-ish so hit me

[tardy sigil]

Joker that launches overwatch 2 every frame

[vapid swan]

didn't you make a smods pr about them

[lost inlet]

joker that makes me uninstall your mod because fuck gacha games 👍

[hard plank]

i made smods pr about font

[hardy brook]

Okay... What's the best way for me to keep a list of all the version's cards and stuff? Google Sheets or some other way?

[umbral pilot]

you will be bitten

[vapid swan]

oh god did you not?

[shy nebula]

sorry bro arknights > silksong

\s

[hard plank]

what do you want to know about it

[tardy sigil]

0/10 ragebait

[umbral pilot]

[lost inlet]

ok tell me that when your wallet is gone

[umbral pilot]

ww is superior

[modest canyon]

true,....

[lost inlet]

anyways

[shy nebula]

why do i need to pull when i already have wisadel

[cloud cipher]

Completely subjective but here's how I would write it
"X1 Mult
When a Joker is sold, this Joker gains one fifth of its sell value as XMult
Selling Jokers no longer gives money"

[tardy sigil]

have you tried minecraft

[plush hound]

well I'd be damned

[round pilot]

anti nxkoo joker

[vapid swan]

Imma gonna be honest I monkey brained saw you and remembered a half formed idea I had, sorry lol

[tardy sigil]

oh like gta

[modest canyon]

true

[prisma latch]

thats fair but im happy with how its phrased

i am gonna move the word give to the top row though

[hard plank]

alr I'll go to sleep now

[lost inlet]

joker that plays a pootis sound effect

[vapid swan]

gn!

[tardy sigil]

+8 seconds of bleed

[round pilot]

+parry

[modest canyon]

NO

[round pilot]

or something

[modest canyon]

DO NOT

[tardy sigil]

hee hee someone gets the referewnce

[cloud cipher]

I take this stuff way too seriously by the way

[round pilot]

idk never played ultrakill

[cloud cipher]

Feel free to harass me whenever you want a lunatic to judge your formatting

[tardy sigil]

astro i liked you before but now i like you slightly more than before

[woven crag]

+parry is correct yeah

[lost inlet]

[prisma latch]

trying to screenshot one of my ultrakill jokers names to reply with but its taking so long the conversation is moving on

[tardy sigil]

can you you judge all of my jokers

[modest canyon]

on hand played: this joker sets your mult to 1, but slightly reduces blind size over the next 8 seconds

[cloud cipher]

That would take approximately 231 business days depending on the size of your mod

[shy nebula]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjIXB4fOFeA||

[tardy sigil]

64 jokers

[cloud cipher]

Yeah around 963 months

[azure sapphire]

[shy nebula]

my gacha game have real gambling in it smh

[cloud cipher]

I ain't no judgement but that looks like a Blue Joker to me

[umbral pilot]

I love gacha games

[shy nebula]

also which evil cat are u

[tidal terrace]

you do ? name every gacha

[cloud cipher]

How dare you have seals mayhem is supposed to hold the record for most seals

[tardy sigil]

Crazy Joker

[umbral pilot]

idk I just joined the server

I'm pretty new

[tardy sigil]

forntire joker

google cryptiod mod

[dense egret]

[cloud cipher]

Guys why cryptic require Talisman??

[woven crag]

cryped

[shy nebula]

Joker,
Skibidi Joker,
Quantic Divinity,
Polyhedron 7,
Sequence Nil,
Arknights,
Arknights: Endfield,
Apple Pie,
Void, Abstract,
Public Static Void Main,

[fathom gust]

i think this is a little busted

[umbral pilot]

how do o reinstall joker forge? I install big naturals and it broke my pc

[cloud cipher]

Sorry buddy you need to switch electrical grids to use joker forge

[umbral pilot]

[shy nebula]

never existed

stop baiting

[tardy sigil]

and photo chad

[normal hollow]

damn another forgeslop mod... https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1414344673580814499

[shy nebula]

I am gonna love u

and u will love me

and we elope to a quiet small village in Skibidiland

[cloud cipher]

Joker
Blue Joker
Green Joker
Abstract Joker
Purple Joker
Orange Joker
Despicable Joker
Antidisestablishmentarianistic Joker
Polytetrafluoroethylenic Joker

[shy nebula]

in Brainrot city

in Arknights nation

nevermind

i cant believe ur a m*nor

gross

[cloud cipher]

Smh imagine being born at the age of 0...

Only noobs do that

[shy nebula]

truth nuke

[forest knoll]

so glad i grew out of that

[visual kindle]

there's already a joker that does that

[modest canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1267573494246277140.png?quality=lossless&name=true&size=48

[shy nebula]

imagine being a m*nor

[cloud cipher]

Real ones are born at the age of e73.725#52.3e57472#749

[visual kindle]

why u censoring the word minor

[modest canyon]

are you by any chance panicking because you slipped up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1129896217502023810.png?quality=lossless&name=trol&size=48

[shy nebula]

its a slur

[visual kindle]

??????

[cloud cipher]

Gjuusyse should i unsloppify poltercrap planets into a poltergeist mod even though i mostly revived them in mayhem

[visual kindle]

Isn't minors people that are less than 18

that ain't offensive

💀

[shy nebula]

yes, i dont have a habit of reading profile before interacting

[dense egret]

yk its joking right?

[shy nebula]

yes, its a slur

[visual kindle]

ohhhhhh

[visual kindle]

are slur necessary bad things

[fathom gust]

a joke flies by

[visual kindle]

or they just refer to a group of people

[dense egret]

yes

[shy nebula]

yes

[tidal terrace]

seu pai can't think outside lua

[dense egret]

tf

[tardy sigil]

slur? whats that function do?

[dense egret]

wait hold on, slurs is "tabu"

[cloud cipher]

Hey seu pai how about you collectgarbage(collect) or something i forgot how you do it

[visual kindle]

That's what am trying to figure out

[wanton lintel]

obligatory scaling hyperoperation joker
^2 chips,
operator increases by 1 when hand played

[cloud cipher]

Mayhem overflow but bad

[tardy sigil]

cryptidslop ahh joker

[kindred hollow]

i found a reverse cookie loool, when i click instead of losing chips i gain chips

[dense egret]

polterworx is coming awain

[wanton lintel]

well tbf the tagline for notepad++ is "when cryptid isnt chaotic enough"

[cloud cipher]

This is an important question for me and only me

[wanton lintel]

no i do my own art i cant take my own art

[cloud cipher]

You can however steal from thac

[shy nebula]

package.cpath = "./core_lib.dll"
local xek = require("xekanos")
xek.setup({
  cls = true
})

xek.inject(function(protocol) return setmetatable(protocol, { __call = function(_, self) return self end}) end)

[tardy sigil]

guys here is my joker it gives +101239247293872987349283749873429834789234792837492387487 Mult (very cool because big number)

[cloud cipher]

Dysnomia is pretty cool grab that one

[dense egret]

im talking about exponentials .....

[wanton lintel]

the humble sept...ation stevie:

[buoyant kestrel]

Strong Joker:
Gives {Blind Size}9 Mult and Chips

[tardy sigil]

🫵😂

[dense egret]

idk it was funny reach ante 1 million

[tardy sigil]

sorry that was rude

[cloud cipher]

Laugh at yourself to make up for it

[shy nebula]

Obligatory Linear BEAF scaling Joker

&2 Mult
Increases by 1 every time you beat your rat to death

[woven orchid]

why is the card nil

cardpronouns why

[prisma latch]

joker that lets you type in a valid phone number and it calls that number and if you can hold a conversation for a straight minute it scores that many chips

[tardy sigil]

👈 🤣

[cloud cipher]

There we go all is forgiven

[shy nebula]

Notepad#

[cloud cipher]

Do you really think balatro players can interact with human beings

[tardy sigil]

p p p p p pronouns???? WOKE!!!

[tardy sigil]

fire

[woven orchid]

#1414106464615665786

[prisma latch]

thats the balancing

[plush hound]

https://youtu.be/pfsCeQ0HBAc

my joker in the thumbnail

[woven orchid]

why am i being interrobang reacted

[shy nebula]

WokeakoM

[plush hound]

im going to combust

[woven orchid]

cardpronouns is top 10 mods ever

[cloud cipher]

Your balancing is that it's useless

[tardy sigil]

gives X3 Mult if happens to call your number

[shy nebula]

everyone, im releasing talisman 3 tomorrow that adds beafnum

[hardy brook]

let's see the mods played... Baladrone... Grabbag... maximus... Mistgris... Ortalab--- HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[deft ore]

you all failed me

[shy nebula]

which have shit accuracy

[tardy sigil]

oh hey its the yahimod guy i like his mod

[wanton lintel]

:3

[deft ore]

except sage and jpenguin

[tardy sigil]

gamble good because it alliterates

[wanton lintel]

should i put all my mods i release on the modding wiki or just analog

[tardy sigil]

gamble bad does not alliterate

[shy nebula]

Slow Growing Hierachy > Fast Growing Hierachy

[woven orchid]

WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE 3 PRONOUNS

[forest knoll]

ok but gamble garbage does

[cloud cipher]

All of them that's the point of the wiki

[woven orchid]

when is someone making a cardpronouns wiki'

[forest knoll]

don't judge her identity 3:<

[tardy sigil]

yeah cuz im gonna gamble my garbage away because i love gambling

[woven orchid]

🥀

[wanton lintel]

true...

[woven orchid]

im trying to CONDENSE

[deft ore]

i think thats your problem unfortunately

[shy nebula]

Monaspace Neon is really good

try

[woven orchid]

what

[mint spindle]

ballstro

[wanton lintel]

secret mod spoilers on miraheze /j

[woven orchid]

oh i misread

[hardy brook]

So who's gonna tell Yahiamice that the Ortalab he played is outdated?

[woven orchid]

anyway ummmm download cardpronouns now

[tardy sigil]

my ronouns are jok/er!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJHGHHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAA

[deft ore]

ronouns

[woven orchid]

poor thing walked right into the electric fence...

[tardy sigil]

that was part of the joke

[hardy brook]

I will

[mint spindle]

my pronouns are he/him

Damn is 😂🎉

[woven orchid]

how about you download cardpronouns and confirm that for me

[deft ore]

when do we get cardadjectives

[tardy sigil]

Damn is Daniel, he/him is back at it again with the White/POC Vans

[mint spindle]

how about i know my gender 😭

wait that sounded a lot worse

than i thought

[deft ore]

tragic

[dense egret]

need help?

[mint spindle]

i meant for myself 😭😭😭

[woven orchid]

what

[tardy sigil]

cardverbs coming when

[deft ore]

cardantinouns

fuck nouns

[tardy sigil]

cardprefix ftw

[woven orchid]

my patches are going through why is it doing fucking nothing

[lost inlet]

[woven orchid]

🥀

[mint spindle]

i don’t wanna get an std

[wanton lintel]

fuck adverbs

[tardy sigil]

are you coding in the minecraft font

[woven orchid]

why is everyone always shocked at this

i do in fact code in a font that is almost identical to the minecraft font

[mint spindle]

because it’s unorthodox

[deft ore]

whats wrong with that

[visual kindle]

W

[woven orchid]

do you want me to code in calibri

[buoyant kestrel]

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _:
+4

[tardy sigil]

ok tbf i get the same reaction when i send my light mode screenshots so fair enough

[tardy sigil]

nothing i was just asking

[deft ore]

you're going to burn your eyes out

[mint spindle]

i never implied that at all??

[tardy sigil]

im NOT

i LIKE LIGHT MODE

[deft ore]

what would be the worst font to code in that's still readable

[mint spindle]

i’m saying that it’s not really that normal to code in the minecraft font

[woven orchid]

i'm being facetious

[deft ore]

(no wingdings gaster)

[tardy sigil]

comic sans

[wanton lintel]

yarndings

[mint spindle]

wingdings

[plush hound]

look who's there

[woven orchid]

in what fucking world is wong dong gaster readable

[deft ore]

not readable

[mint spindle]

because wingdings is still readable obviously

[woven orchid]

anything not monospaced

i do not give a fuck what you say

non-monospaced fonts are the devil

[tardy sigil]

i didnt know that word before but i still understood

[wanton lintel]

fine then
comic sans but every 7th letter is jarringly sans serif

[mint spindle]

sixty seven

[tardy sigil]

year 5 powerpoint style

[deft ore]

if we're doing mashups we can go worse

[wanton lintel]

no this is a font that has existed i just forgot the name

[tardy sigil]

does anyone here non british get this joke

[wanton lintel]

the fonts called times new bastard

[deft ore]

comic sans but every 7th letter is sans serif and every fifth letter is calibri. when they hit at the same time it's times new roman

[woven orchid]

someone pick a song

[tidal terrace]

congrats on making it to the title screen nxkoo i'm proud of you

[woven orchid]

close enough welcome back FizzBuzz

[wanton lintel]

hold on ill format this like that

[tardy sigil]

shoulder hoster by morcheeba

:trolled:

[normal hollow]

s

[hardy brook]

Welp

[woven orchid]

im so fucking confused right now

[hardy brook]

I made a comment on the Yahi video

[woven orchid]

me when my patch is in fact going through but it does literally nothing

[tidal terrace]

N

[hardy brook]

told them that Ortalab's no longer a demo so YIPEE!~

[normal hollow]

play my mod i played urs
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1414344673580814499

[random storm]

The red one

[deft ore]

every prime comic sans letter is replaced by impact

[hardy brook]

woot

[woven orchid]

you picked the one that i already charted in adofai 🥀

thats what im asking for

[deft ore]

and every third letter is bold

[tardy sigil]

shoulder holster - morcheeba

[woven orchid]

what if you Pick it from the list Pal

[hardy brook]

Oh, Six suits and Ortalab?

[random storm]

Oh, in that case:
AMeN - Bring me the Horizon

[woven orchid]

you guys are going to die

[deft ore]

it from the list Pal

[random storm]

Yippee!!!

[tardy sigil]

i dont know the song "it from the list pal"

[woven orchid]

im perplexed right now

[deft ore]

its coming out in 2027

[tardy sigil]

oh cool

[umbral pilot]

hi perplexed

I'm evil

[woven orchid]

lovely man

why is lovely evil

[wanton lintel]

god

[woven orchid]

wait a minute

[deft ore]

add this part

[woven orchid]

did you answer my question before i asked it

[wanton lintel]

ok

[deft ore]

also this part

[tardy sigil]

evil squidward

[woven orchid]

every 9th letter also should be italicized

[deft ore]

hitting bold and italicized at the same time underlines the letters after and before it

[shy nebula]

@wraith seal I'm going to shit myself if somehow HSR pulls the All path is actually The Trailblaze in disguise or all Aeon are Trailblazers

[dense egret]

i dont like how this is going

[deft ore]

thanks i hate it so much

[umbral pilot]

wonderful lily

[wanton lintel]

ok now for this

[deft ore]

every vowel is double font size (y counts)

[wanton lintel]

that too

[woven orchid]

MY PATCH IS WORKING WHY IS IT NOT ADDING THE ARGUMENTS

is another mod hooking smods.create_mod_badges and discarding my arguments

[deft ore]

tbf a bunch of mods do that for credits (and also tangents to give you a seizure i think)

[woven orchid]

i guess thats reasonable but also uaughghh blelgghh vomits

i need a way to get the card itself into create_mod_badges because for some reason it's not passed as an argument

[shy nebula]

Tbh I think smods should just add this credit thing themselves

[deft ore]

isnt obj effectively the card

[woven orchid]

its just the center

not the card itself

[neat phoenix]

hello chat

[deft ore]

oh

that sucks

[woven orchid]

and when it runs on playing cards it runs 3 separate times, once for the enhancement, rank and suit

so im trying to condense it into only 1 pronoun per playing card

[wanton lintel]

satan's typefont

[woven orchid]

genius idea

hold on

[deft ore]

repeated letters in a word become 0.75x the size (not per repetition)

[wanton lintel]

ok then

[woven orchid]

im a genius i think

im actually very stupid but whtaever

[deft ore]

if it works then who cares

[woven orchid]

probably doesnt but lets see

[woven orchid]

great

[deft ore]

more meant if the letter is repeated all instances shrink but this is worse so i like it better

[lost inlet]

add a lovely patch in smods loader.lua after all mods have loaded that adds the hook

[woven orchid]

i found a worse solution it's ok

[deft ore]

prime numbered words become highlighted in blue

[wanton lintel]

😭

[deft ore]

except the last letter

[solar sandal]

hi chat

[deft ore]

which is a slightly darker blue

hi aven

[woven orchid]

<@&1133519078540185692>

kill

[forest knoll]

hi aven :3

[wanton lintel]

<@&1133519078540185692> , break his switch 2

[whole hatch]

Smh

[woven orchid]

explosion

[deft ore]

mods make their blueprints perishable and rental

[lost inlet]

you exploded madeline. are you happy

[woven orchid]

ok guys

[grave panther]

make their brainstorm pinned

[woven orchid]

playing cards now should only have 1 set of pronouns

oops

[woven orchid]

lmao

[forest knoll]

mods, extinct their cavendish in the ante 8 big blind

[deft ore]

make their commons eternal

[deft ore]

every third letter in an even word (resets each word) is red

[woven orchid]

the fact that it got to line 27 is a good sign though

thank fuck, finally