⚙・modding-general

[clear belfry]

I crashed my game lmao

[pastel surge]

im probably not gonna make it

[deft ore]

damn

[pastel surge]

but i guess it would be the other deck-jokers can appear in the shop

I HATE BALANCE

[fiery vapor]

do you like destroying other cards?

[pastel surge]

if they're Sly Joker

[lean wyvern]

everything works its amazing

[torn urchin]

Sly cooper

[torn urchin]

Yo that's crazy

[sleek jetty]

Not the person you were asking but I'll give it a shot, I'm not sure whether "deck jokers only take up 0.5 joker slots" would be too weird of an effect and it'd probably be awkward to work with but idk

I can't think of much better that isn't just some form of "make it easier to buy more deck jokers"

[deft ore]

why do you have a tarot thats just better hanged man

[lean wyvern]

why not

[pastel surge]

ah yes
half a joker slot

[deft ore]

for storing half joker obviously

[sleek jetty]

Like I said, jank beyond belief, but I tried to think of any reason why it couldn't be a thing and didn't think of any

[pastel surge]

the nefarious int:

[deft ore]

is there also a loser version

[deft ore]

pretty sure joker slots are floats

[pastel surge]

WHY

[deft ore]

it's lua everythings a float

[pastel surge]

oh

[deft ore]

integers werent in lua when thunk made balatro

[sleek jetty]

I play cryptid a fair bit and at the very least the joker slot cap is definitely not stored as an int

[torn urchin]

Nah

[deft ore]

what does the joker actually do also

besides that

[torn urchin]

It exist

[deft ore]

infinite teto word of the day glitch?

[torn urchin]

I mean

Sure

[deft ore]

with enough joker slots and no showman

[torn urchin]

It's gonna be sold so

I guess

Really useless if you get another Teto word of the day

Since you have to wait for 2 more boss blinds

[deft ore]

but it has sell value

infinite money

[torn urchin]

Sure

[wispy cosmos]

[torn urchin]

You gonna hit the 1/15 jokers

[deft ore]

just get negative copies of them all

easy

[torn urchin]

How's that gonna help

[deft ore]

then because of duplicate rules it only spawns teto word of the day

[pastel surge]

its 3:30

gn

[mighty rivet]

I've just started modding, I can get multiplayer to work, I got the mod manager and everything works. But I cant use anything that relies on Talisman because whenever I try to use it, it crashes the game.

[astral vapor]

RELEASE THE TETO MOD

[tropic harness]

Cryptid is a perfectly balanced mod...

I cant find a way to get rid of my jokers, Theres some necromancers somewhere and that legendary invisible guy that keeps duplicating jokers

[torn urchin]

Okay

[lean wyvern]

"Just kill people" brutal💔

[honest zephyr]

i just used 2 intrusive thoughts umbral cards 😭

FIXED 50% CHANCE TO INSTANTLY LOSE HUH???

[astral vapor]

https://youtu.be/AITLk4xogEg?si=9GC0An2QQEF7-TgJ bro vocalatro has competition

[trail berry]

are azure seals nerfed in the cryptid balance things branch

[honest zephyr]

aikoyori. (i'm not actually pinging aiko that seems rude)
50% chance to instantly lose if i use the card huh?

all those 50% chances have failed

[astral vapor]

buy a lottery ticket

[honest zephyr]

nah my ass would lose

[honest zephyr]

this number has not changed at all

did i give myself infinite* money

[deft ore]

theyd honestly be balanced if they were like negative (uncopyable)

[honest zephyr]

WELL THAT'S A DONE DEAL!

[deft ore]

and also no doe shenanigans obv

the azure seals

considering its from a spectral making it one spectral per 3 planets seems fine

[worn rain]

nah itd spawn jimbo

[deft ore]

no the seal

[deft ore]

oh does it create the joker before teto word of the day is removed from the joker slots

damm

[worn rain]

id assume so

1 jimbo feature

[deft ore]

it's not infinite though you don't get another teto word of the day

[worn rain]

better off finding 6 souls .. .. ..

[deft ore]

6 human souls

[lean wyvern]

EDWARD ROBINSON??????

[worn rain]

thats my name, dont wear it out 😎 👊

[honest zephyr]

i never lose....

[deft ore]

#gambling

[tropic harness]

MAth makes no sense. Old BP on the left copying membership card which is x3k mult, and all those blueprints in the middle, and only e300?

[worn rain]

should i post this on henry orange

[fathom gust]

all fun and games until you accidentally play the (MOST PLAYED HAND) on the ox

[honest zephyr]

you see

[deft ore]

you're giving it too much credit

they used to have 2 rats

[trail berry]

working on stuff

Tritanopia (Rare/Epic)
Played Azure Seals give 3 Negative Code Cards instead

Lapis Lazuli (Uncommon)
Whenever an Azure Seal is applied to card, also apply a random Enhancement

how are these

[deft ore]

then they downsized

[fathom gust]

the 🐴

[trail berry]

oh yeah paradox what do you think

[deft ore]

this message is approved by me

probably epic for tritanopia

depends on code card rebalancing though

[trail berry]

im really proud of tritanopia

[deft ore]

discord can you stop holding my message hostage

[trail berry]

actually should it be nerfed to 2

i think thats still epic

[deft ore]

if azure seals are uncopyable leave it be

[trail berry]

uncopyable???

[deft ore]

rn maybe nerf both the seal and the joker to 2

[deft ore]

like death would remove it

or cryptid

or.... wait what else duplicates playing cards

dna

[trail berry]

Azurtificate (Rare)
When round begins, add a random playing card with an Azure Seal to your hand

[main path]

how familiar are you guys with the touhou franchise

[deft ore]

bad apple

[trail berry]

bad apple

[trail berry]

hows this paradox

[deft ore]

epic maybe

[sleek granite]

i will fight you on why rumia is best girl

[deft ore]

again depends on if azure seal itself is nerfed

[trail berry]

im not gonna touch azure seal

[deft ore]

yeah epic

[main path]

thinking about giving this a 1 in 4 chance to spawn in a negative touhou-themed joker

[sleek granite]

azurance

[sleek granite]

sobbing

[deft ore]

replaces all cards with seals on them with seals 🦭

[sleek granite]

wheel of fortune but you have to sit through a cutscene to see if you win

[normal hollow]

i like sumireko

[deft ore]

i can still hear the balala theme in the background

[sleek granite]

ba dum baba bow

[trail berry]

Paint Mixing (Epic)
Retrigger all cards with Azure Seals

exotic

[deft ore]

too specific for an exotic

[trail berry]

i was thinking apply an azure seal to all cards in first hand of round

[deft ore]

also not like ^2ee30000 mult so yknow

i dont play cryptid period

[trail berry]

i remember one time i was translating to french but then i realized "wait, im translating to latin"

[deft ore]

i probably should play balance branch but im busy with my own mod rn

[trail berry]

cryptid brainrot is real

wtf azure translates to caeruleum

what the fuck i cant make it anymore!

[deft ore]

damn

😔

[trail berry]

i mean

i could use one of the other translations

but they're all too similar

[deft ore]

translate it to spanish instead

[trail berry]

coerulus maybeeee?

[hoary shadow]

do you guys git it lol

[deft ore]

kind of

[trail berry]

Coerulus (Exotic)
Apply an Azure Seal to all scoring cards in first hand of round
Azure seals do not self-destruct

[hoary shadow]

storage space yum yum

[deft ore]

they should add a violet seal

does it still work with universe

also im renaming ashen cards to charred cards

correct

tarot for porpol seal

[trail berry]

Azureful Joker (Common)
Played cards with Azure Seal give +12 Mult when scored

need a better name for this but i like this

[deft ore]

doesnt feel common

buff the numbers and make it rare

design wise

commons should be simple and general imo

i wouldnt nerf hit the road to make it common

[trail berry]

scrapped

[deft ore]

its very hard to build around a card you get one at a time that's guaranteed to selfdestruct

[trail berry]

Simple Joker (Uncommon)
Azure Seals now create a Negative Planet Card for played hand when scored but don't self-destruct

not a great name but

[trail berry]

probably gonna name this "Cloudless Sky"

[deft ore]

also im prob not going back to ralsei pfp

nothing against your art but this is funnier

[trail berry]

can i steal this

what rarity

[deft ore]

not epic

its not applying seals to unsealed cards

[trail berry]

rare?

[deft ore]

depends on if its only the cards played that round

[trail berry]

changed it a bit

Pickaxe (Rare)
Instead of self-destructing, played cards with an Azure Seal will have their seal randomized when scored

[deft ore]

seems rare yeah

[astral vapor]

watching tenna family feud moments

[deft ore]

tell me something a burglar wouldn't want to see when breaking into your house

[trail berry]

Absolute Zero (Common)
+15 Mult if there are no Azure Seals in your full deck

[astral vapor]

NAKED RALSEI

[deft ore]

🔥

[trail berry]

naked WHAT

[astral vapor]

CORRECT DING

[storm forum]

uh, oops.

[deft ore]

nice playing cards

why is there a joker in your standard pack

[fathom gust]

give me ideas to make this truly evil

[deft ore]

what is recluse and oxys hatred

[fathom gust]

(might make oxy's hatred unbalanced mode exclusive)

[deft ore]

all destroyed or sold jokers descale recluse

[fathom gust]

recluse's scaling will just go into the negatives instead
(because, funny)

[deft ore]

i thought that was already true

[trail berry]

Azure Deck
Start with 2 copies of Typhoon
-1 consumable slot

[fathom gust]

oh hold i have an idea

[trail berry]

wait this

directly conflicts

nevermind

[fathom gust]

SURELY

my pc wont explode if this goes past 300

[lost bolt]

i completely forgot what this second patch does

cause it doesn't patch anything anymore!

[fathom gust]

yeah

surely

[deft ore]

what do you mean increased chance to lose

[fathom gust]

it's just there

making fun of you because of the ^0.9 mult (and chips)

[plush hound]

Mlasma..

[lost bolt]

i'm so fucked up wicked packs are just normal packs to me

[fiery vapor]

is this like a jab at epic games or unreal engine or something idk

[hoary shadow]

storage space yum yum

[fathom gust]

all fun and games until

Local Disc (C:)
0.00 B free out of 476 GB

-# this happened to me btw

[fiery vapor]

I know that feeling when I got gta5 on epic for free

[lost bolt]

have placeholder sprites gone too far?

[north crater]

for those who care, i just finished my texture pack's sprites

it just needs to be put in

[hoary shadow]

do you git it the sequel

[vapid swan]

I have no idea

he just showed up one day

what

[vale sage]

my favorite Undertale character

[lost bolt]

i just found out about scale_card

[hard plank]

ui

[vapid swan]

Loss

I | I I

I I | I _

[vale sage]

🫃

[hard plank]

Googleod DanGoogle it

[worn dagger]

Go to sleep

It’s late for you

I’m talking to you Astro

[quartz wasp]

the mult of my joker will be tied to the price of gold divided by one hundred and now the price of gold is going down
all orders must be canceled by the federal reserve and u.s treasury
cancel all orders
all orders must be canceled internationally
halt all market activity now

[hard plank]

😭😭😭😭😭

[vapid swan]

Okay this is funny but what should it actually do

[hard plank]

open LinkedIn

[vapid swan]

That's funny but useless for beating balatro

[buoyant kestrel]

that effect is feasible

[vapid swan]

I know it is

I just don't want to

[torn urchin]

What Aiko said

[quartz wasp]

use linkedin to join a game development company, develop a game that becomes more popular than balatro. boom. you've beaten balatro in the Free Market.

[storm forum]

X2 Mult. Lose X0.1 Mult when defeating Blinds.

[buoyant kestrel]

typing prompt for XMult

[trail berry]

i need ideas for azurite (cryptid azure seal addon)

[hard plank]

job application jumpscare

i still haven't thought of anything

[vapid swan]

#⚙・modding-general message

[lost bolt]

gives x2 mult if you've pressed ctrl+shift+win+alt+L while having this joker

[vapid swan]

WAIT WHAT

THAT OPENED LINKIN

WTF

[buoyant kestrel]

hahahah

[hard plank]

i wish there was a quick hotkey to open LinkedIn

[lost bolt]

yeah what do you think L stands for

[buoyant kestrel]

the windows shortcuts are inane

[quartz wasp]

That's actually so fucked.

[hard plank]

you can chat L to W to open Word I'm pretty sure

[lost bolt]

did i just get two?

[quartz wasp]

This is like when I learned that you can backspace a whole word by hitting CTRL + Backspace.

[hard plank]

maybe the first time you know that if you accidentally closed a tab you can restore it with Alt + T

idk that is like the most useful shortcut for me

[worn dagger]

What does that have to do with anything

[hard plank]

can you both not

[quartz wasp]

this was delightfully fun to program and i mostly make mods for myself but im considering making a mod for the public and my question is in terms of direction would you rather have a mod that does weird things like this, or something more vanilla-like?

[hard plank]

you're 15 go back to watch YouTube shorts or something

[quartz wasp]

i feel like i will probably stress myself out too much if i think about what The World would like but i like the balatro modding community and i would like to contribute something to it

[torn urchin]

Damn

Aiko chill

[hard plank]

just do whatever you want

[quartz wasp]

mod of 150 seal jokers coming up

[torn urchin]

Miku bday is on Aug 31

[quartz wasp]

What

This is fantastic

[torn urchin]

Y'all better say happy bday to Miku on Aug 31

[quartz wasp]

How did you even do this

How long did this take

[torn urchin]

Word bomb

[harsh glacier]

aiko is best programmer btw

better than me

[hard plank]

I've been incrementally adding to the mod since January

[hard plank]

you literally made the thing in hot pot work

[torn urchin]

And then Aiko is like "Nuh uh"

See

[hard plank]

I'm not as good as haya

[quartz wasp]

I feel like such a noob because I've never really touched Lua before and I've made almost nothing since I started on July 26

[trail berry]

Anablephobia (Uncommon)
X2 Mult
Self-destructs if played hand contains an Azure Seal

is this good

[hard plank]

what the fuck is an azure seal

[trail berry]

cryptid seal

im making an addon of it! wow!

[hard plank]

😭

nichest shit

[trail berry]

the entire addon is about azure seals dw

[olive hamlet]

Cryptid addon revolving around a highly specific feature…
Thats something
(Especially when I am now converting my addon into a standalone)

[harsh glacier]

kfc...

aiko you need to make a kfc joker

[lost bolt]

how does one become adequate at making joker art

[quartz wasp]

heres basically the lineup of jokers im kind of proud of rn from a non-joke standpoint

[quartz wasp]

let me know if you find out

it's a struggle

[hard plank]

people of all ages can finally enjoy my shenanigans

[harsh glacier]

guys i will make

jokers

[hard plank]

make letter jokers

[lost bolt]

does adding more hidden cards increase the chance of spectrals being a hidden card?

[hard plank]

😭

[torn urchin]

Not wrong

[mortal pivot]

it supposed to flip diagonal : |

[hard plank]

i just think you don't know how the game flips cards

[mortal pivot]

true, im just looking to games codes

but this zoom-in/out animation is fine

i wanna use it on pub card's code

[sleek granite]

i want to flip aikoyori

[mortal pivot]

-_-

[wanton rapids]

the flipping is just done with scaling right

[hard plank]

yeah

[wanton rapids]

and because its not actually 3d you cant tell the difference

[hard plank]

it's how i animated flips back when i was making PowerPoint animations too

at least how i would animate it

[mortal pivot]

that is so

[hard plank]

btw icymi i updated shenanigans to allow for multi letter card

[wanton rapids]

deck with each 2 letter fragment

that exists in at least 1 word

[hard plank]

evil...

(i have a system to create these)

[vapid swan]

peak gameplay

[torn urchin]

Idk...

[vapid swan]

Chip

[hard plank]

why don't you make it show the current stake

and gives value based on the stake

[vapid swan]

nah

chip.

[digital jungle]

chip

[sleek granite]

this should do nothing because the unit is called Chips

and this gives 1 Chip not 1 Chips

[astral vapor]

average modded joker effects be like:

[vapid swan]

thing gives you 1 dollars??

[sleek granite]

dollars are written as $1

[sage anchor]

Can someone help me to mod my balatro? i did it before but i guess it got outdated....

[vapid swan]

2 dollars is also acceptable

If I read 2 dollars I would not bat an eye

[sleek granite]

in balatro it is $2

[vapid swan]

It's my mod, I'm making it chip.

[sleek granite]

plusmult upon ye

[torn urchin]

I love +mult

When are you gonna do xmult

[sleek granite]

i might make it support scoring operator changes

[torn urchin]

Yipee

[sleek granite]

so you can have Chips + (Mult ^ +Mult)

[torn urchin]

Oh no

Spooky power

[quartz wasp]

Cats - Uncommon ($6)
X0 Base Mult
X2.5 Mult

[sleek granite]

or Chips + (Mult X +Mult) in a more tame situation

[torn urchin]

Gulp

[sleek granite]

i just like the idea of making chips scale additively but making +mult into a real multiplier

[sleek granite]

maybe that could be a deck but i think you would have to start with a +Joker maybe

[astral vapor]

guys

i just got gd colgone

[torn urchin]

Makes sense

[hard plank]

i might just get a Samsung

[sleek granite]

https://makeship.com/badges/user/AutumnMood

check my badges

[torn urchin]

Nothin beats a jet2holiday

[torn urchin]

WOAH

[hard plank]

as much as i

want to get a Pixel

or a Nothing Phone ?

[torn urchin]

Are these the plushies you have or

I'm stupid

[sleek granite]

i have 7 tamari (one was a gift from bf) and 9 mariyams

yes i own all of these except the lulu one that isnt shipped yet

[torn urchin]

Really like tamari

[sleek granite]

i missed luka 😭

[torn urchin]

There there

[sleek granite]

damn they did kaito and meiko too

[torn urchin]

There's no Teto

[sleek granite]

yea

[torn urchin]

Sigh

Who would ever base their personality on her anyways

Oh well

[sleek granite]

however there is the butcher vanity plush

[torn urchin]

It's not enough 😔

Also Tamari

Love their design

[dapper forge]

I'm geniuely so stupid i just uninstalled all of my mods to fix a crash and FORGOT TO REINSTALL TALISMAN 😭 for like 6 hours too

[torn urchin]

Damn

Fuck Talisman am I right-

[hard plank]

hi

hi

[eager berry]

full houes

[hard plank]

among us

thank you

[torn urchin]

Aiko

[sleek granite]

there we go

[torn urchin]

You alright?

[torn urchin]

😭😭😭

Can I have one

[sleek granite]

no

[torn urchin]

I tried

Wanted teto anyways

[sleek granite]

teto.......

[torn urchin]

Yes :3

Teto so pretty

[sleek granite]

yeah whats up

[hard plank]

my name is aikoyori i am from shenanigans

[sleek granite]

good

[hard plank]

i want to get a new phone

[torn urchin]

That will be cool

Go get the phone

[hard plank]

what should it be

[torn urchin]

Whatcha want

[astral vapor]

sure

aiko did you also get the plush

[torn urchin]

There's no Teto...

And the Miku one is pretty

But it's sold out

Len and Rin look cutr

BUT THEY ARE ALSO SOLD OUT

[vapid swan]

The evil 32nd day:

[torn urchin]

February 32nd when

[hard plank]

I'm actually looking to get a new phone

not even joking

Bluetooth has not worked in 2 months and I'm not joking

[modest canyon]

"well that was Entropious!"

awful, horrible things have transpired

we scored a single e while the small blind required several #s

[hard plank]

i forgot have you tried my shenanigans

[torn urchin]

You should play my mod

I have done 0 development on it

[modest canyon]

someone should make a mod about like
all sorts of OCs and critters and creechures

[torn urchin]

Yeah...

[modest canyon]

like some sort of an almanac

[torn urchin]

COUGH

Sorry something got stuck in my throat

[hard plank]

you should

[torn urchin]

Aiko doesn't that sound like a great idea

[hard plank]

try my shenanigans

[torn urchin]

-# I hate my life

[hard plank]

it's like some kind of

book that you can play with

[torn urchin]

Woah

Calm down there

[astral vapor]

god i cant even hear the word gros michel without thinking of balatro

[torn urchin]

I don't wanna play with that book

[astral vapor]

chat am i cooked

[torn urchin]

Meh

[eager berry]

i dont think someones commonly uses words 'gros michel' in their life so thats okay

[sleek granite]

chat im cooked

[torn urchin]

Banana

[torn urchin]

What's wrong

Unless you mean you're cooking

[hard plank]

Blit

[modest canyon]

hearing mult every time you put on a pair of trousers

[torn urchin]

Eorkj

[vapid swan]

Blit fip

[eager berry]

thats interesting idea

[quartz wasp]

: D

[torn urchin]

Pear

[modest canyon]

teto

teto pear

[hard plank]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bit_blit

[torn urchin]

Yes?

You should play my mod

[modest canyon]

no :)

[torn urchin]

Incognito

[torn urchin]

But why :(

[modest canyon]

blows you up actually

forever

💥

[torn urchin]

You haven't seen the goodies

[hard plank]

you haven't seen shit

[modest canyon]

we have seen the googols tho

[torn urchin]

Shut up 😭

[modest canyon]

our highest score so far is #37 or so

[torn urchin]

Play my mod

[plush hound]

play tangents

[torn urchin]

No

Boom

[hard plank]

no

nxkoo dies

[plush hound]

yall hatin too much

[torn urchin]

Correct

Tangent is okay

[quartz wasp]

i have and do

[modest canyon]

hideo kojima walks in
"PLAY MY HIDEOGAMES......."

[torn urchin]

Which Nxkoo is this one?

[hard plank]

no

[torn urchin]

Green, Tsundere, goon

Which one

[hard plank]

at least i

[plush hound]

DEAD

[torn urchin]

Okay aiko

[modest canyon]

all 3?

[hard plank]

can give tangents credits for actually not being forge

[torn urchin]

Agreed

[hard plank]

like bro tried coding

[torn urchin]

And they did well

Pink sheep doesn't work but it's okay

[torn urchin]

Woah

Idk who that is

[astral vapor]

aiko why are you there

[torn urchin]

Well damn

[modest canyon]

HOLY SHIT WHAT

gd cologne plush?????

[hard plank]

i might get S25+

[modest canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1405579284789199012.png?quality=lossless&name=dune_stare&size=48

[torn urchin]

W

[astral vapor]

yeah nothing fucked up their phone

[modest canyon]

we looooooove gd cologne

[astral vapor]

did you get the plushie

[modest canyon]

no??

wishing

yearning

[hard plank]

okay so

[torn urchin]

Plug

[astral vapor]

me when nothing lies in their promotional material by using stock images

[modest canyon]

get something that you can patch the fuck out of

[plush hound]

i TRIED

idk how ExtraCredit did it

its magic

[astral vapor]

my plush is triple the size

[hard plank]

I WANT A PHONE THAT JUST

[torn urchin]

Quantum enhancement

[hard plank]

WORKS 😭😭😭😭

[torn urchin]

It's very dumb

[hard plank]

I'M NOT A CHILD ANYMORE

[torn urchin]

I mean I got it working so

But it's very laggy

[modest canyon]

holy shit is that perfect ratio

[hard plank]

when i was younger i would just install lineage on my phone but

Banking apps

[torn urchin]

No its

Nvm

[astral vapor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dumbphones/comments/14qky1j/a_consolidatedish_guide_to_owning_a_japanese_flip/

[hard plank]

and I'm not going thru all the trouble of setting everything up

[torn urchin]

You're right

[sleek granite]

can we give tangents kill credit for my brain cells

[torn urchin]

Cool

[modest canyon]

TF YOU MEAN NO IT LITERALLY IS

[hard plank]

I'M NOT GETTING KEITAI

[modest canyon]

😭

[plush hound]

:3

[torn urchin]

I love lying

[modest canyon]

theres also the anticurse blade

[torn urchin]

Mhm

[eager berry]

am i delusioning or theres new tetos

[astral vapor]

iphone

[torn urchin]

Jjk fan j see

[modest canyon]

jjk mod so swag

[astral vapor]

but like, an older model

[torn urchin]

Wdym

[torn urchin]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1358478527934103572

Cough

[modest canyon]

we have seen

[hard plank]

this is what i meant btw when i mean Bluetooth doesn't work

[astral vapor]

I HATE JUJUTSU KAISEN

[torn urchin]

IT WASN'T FOR YOU

Chat being loud

[astral vapor]

but what i do like is 100 kanojo

i am trash but i am free

[eager berry]

i dont know, i didnt visit Balatro discord a bit so

[modest canyon]

also let us guess perfect ratio is smth like "if you score 0.7x the requirements, ^2 mult"

[torn urchin]

For some reason it doesn't work when you detect stuff like suits or editions or enhancement

[hard plank]

that is kinda ass 😭

[torn urchin]

But it works when you do certain ranks

[torn urchin]

Did you like

See my mod before?

[modest canyon]

but also perfect ratio might be our fave technique ong

[eager berry]

yep

[torn urchin]

Uh

Idk then

[torn urchin]

Makes sense

[modest canyon]

like. its literally the ability to land videogame crits except its actually skill based

[modest canyon]

huuuuuuh

so its a deck filter

cool!

[hard plank]

uhm

[torn urchin]

Mhm

If you have 10 cards, it will destroy the 7th card

[modest canyon]

add a scoring effect maybe

cuz rn it seems to do so much nothing that it rivals grimbo

[torn urchin]

It use to not have the 1 in 4 chance

[modest canyon]

unless theres some probability boosters in ur mod

[torn urchin]

Teto

[modest canyon]

thats why you get the cheapest piece of shit phone for banking and an actually good one for personal use

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1129896217502023810.png?quality=lossless&name=trol&size=48

[hard plank]

I'm not using two phones at once

[modest canyon]

yahimod

bitch in the studio🗣️‼️

[hard plank]

this is my mod thread

[modest canyon]

we are AWARE

[hard plank]

😭

does my mod have too much gimmick

anyway about the phone stuff

[quartz wasp]

your mod is badass

[hard plank]

i just have everything on one phone because

I'm lazy

i don't use my pockets

(it's broken)

sometimes it's not and I'll use it

[modest canyon]

really wishing we patched our phone while we still could

now theres too much stuff

[torn urchin]

Sly cooper

[hard plank]

honestly don't really care about root and magisk and all that anymore

i just need a phone that works

[modest canyon]

we tried our best to dechinafy it but its still not enoughhhhh

[hard plank]

I'm too old to tinker with my phones with no consequences

[hard plank]

i would never get

a Chinese phone

[modest canyon]

this is why being employed fucking sucks actually

😎

[modest canyon]

we did Not Know at the time

[hard plank]

as much as i want to

[modest canyon]

its been like four or five years

[hard plank]

uh

use Pixel

it's unavailable

Google will do anything but sell Pixel in my country

[modest canyon]

google phones are the easiest to unshittify actually

which is funny

[hard plank]

i don't even want to unshittify Google phones

[modest canyon]

just like coffee spelled backwards!

its effoc!

which is funny!

[hard plank]

it already comes with the least bloat

[modest canyon]

my creature its google

burn it away

[hard plank]

i can live with Google bloat

[modest canyon]

petting you

[hard plank]

some people might install grapheneos

but i don't really care

[modest canyon]

being a creachure is awesome

[hard plank]

i don't see a point in doing so

[modest canyon]

isnt that like outdated to hell and back

[hard plank]

at this point i don't know anymore

[modest canyon]

listen im the typa girl to unironically daily drive arch on phone if it supported touch controls

like. god dam.

[hard plank]

if it supports banking apps sure i guess

[modest canyon]

no clue

thing is
they dont want you to use banking apps from a non-stock OS phone

[hard plank]

as i mentioned i just want my shit to work

😭😭😭😭😭

[modest canyon]

because then it becomes so so so much harder to track you

[astral vapor]

i have an easy solution to that

[modest canyon]

thats fine tbh

[astral vapor]

i call it not having any money

its great

[modest canyon]

been there done that

homeless = awful

dont do it

its like turbo not worth it

[quartz wasp]

I feel like this is something more characteristic of being 15 than of higher ages unless you are autistic like me.

[modest canyon]

what

[quartz wasp]

Peak, I'm afraid.

[hard plank]

today i will add this

[modest canyon]

our favorite edition ever is Freaky

like

its just peak

from the visuals to the sound design

[hard plank]

i can probably ask cass to write me a shader

[modest canyon]

cass none?????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1405579284789199012.png?quality=lossless&name=dune_stare&size=48

cass none is soooo awesome

she made none

and uhhhhh a bunch of shaders methinks

[harsh glacier]

i needed to add something spooky to my mod i think

[harsh glacier]

99% of people will not know this is a mugen character reference

[vapid swan]

damn bro, never sending memes again 😭

[jaunty galleon]

it’s my birthday which means you HAVE to play grab bag!!! RAAHHHH

[vapid swan]

what's grab bag

?

[hard plank]

i already did?

[jaunty galleon]

you are spared…

[modest canyon]

sudden yearning for a mod like pwx (long drawn out joker collecting and fusing etc.) but

-# spoojy

ITS NOT SPOOJY

unless you have omeganumphobia

[hard plank]

astro

[modest canyon]

mr bones with hyperrealistic skull and bloody eyes.................

😨

[hard plank]

has the dry phb guy DM you

[quartz wasp]

I found this strange Joker at a garage sale

[hard plank]

??????????

[solid yacht]

i put together a mini night time slash dark mode thing for myself to use the Bonne Soirée music pack (combination of the music pack, dark mode texture, and after an hour of searching a mod that lets you change the menu swirl colors) and i think its pretty awesome

[hard plank]

i do not understand that guy

imma be real

[modest canyon]

chat we have a VERY stupid idea

extra visual effects

for things

mostly modded things that do not happen often to prevent obvious issues

this is most likely impossible to do buuuuuut

hmm

[hard plank]

would you stop dming someone if they outright tell you to stop doing it

i am extremely salty about this btw

how about 5 separate occasions

[digital jungle]

if its unconditional then what are the brackets with planet cards for

[hard plank]

i had to

tell the guy to stop dming me multiple times

[digital jungle]

ohhhhh

[spiral monolith]

is there a guide on how to modify the ingame background? if so
what are the possibilities and limitations?

[hard plank]

I'm so sorry astro i didn't want to be rude but

[spiral monolith]

make a joker card that forces you to play the entirety of skyrim

[hard plank]

I'm still salty about it

[spiral monolith]

[modest canyon]

like for example additional background effects

or vfx/sfx upon using certain consumables

[spiral monolith]

ping me if you know, ill brb

[sleek granite]

sonic the fastegg

[digital jungle]

ok well proposal™️ what if those applied to specific cards held in hand

[hard plank]

i think you worded it too nicely

[torn urchin]

What's happening

[hard plank]

i complain

astro share ideas

i complain again

this is a bad thing about me but i just can't stop complaining

i have a shit ton of things i can complain about

[torn urchin]

Always good to express feelings 👍

[digital jungle]

yeah idk

[torn urchin]

Don't wanna bottle it up

[hard plank]

btw that guy is apparently 23 so like

[raw skiff]

I have an idea for a mod I called almonds because I'm listening to almonds.mid while making the idea. Basically what it does is it adds jokers that represent other mods in the community.
Example:
Cryptid
Legendary
All xmult becomes ^mult (may change because it sounds very unbalanced)

Will I make this mod
Probably not lol

[digital jungle]

fair

[hard plank]

just the one mod

😭

balatro only has 1 mod and it's Cryptid

it's so sad

[digital jungle]

that shit is NOT legendary

[raw skiff]

Nuh uh

What about toga's stuff?

[hard plank]

make it 2

there are 2 mods for the game Balatro

it's so sad

this isn't real

no other mods exist

[digital jungle]

ok but what about the hit mod aikoyori's shenanigans

[hard plank]

just the two

[raw skiff]

I wouldn't count yahimod on the account that it has a passive 1 in 20 chance to crash when doing anything

[torn urchin]

Tangent

[hard plank]

not real

[torn urchin]

Cosine

[raw skiff]

Beat me to it

[hard plank]

fakest mod

[torn urchin]

Sine

[raw skiff]

I do want to make a mod called almonds because of almonds.mid

[hard plank]

Balatro only has 1 mod and it's Cryptid

[torn urchin]

What happened to Toga

[slim rose]

it's that moment when i can't tell if my mod just did something unexpected or if i just ended up on a run so cracked that it made talisman's attempts to keep the flame effects together just kinda snap like a twig

[hard plank]

https://bsky.app/profile/aikoyori.bsky.social/post/3lxm3ydv4f22s

Very Real Aikoyori (@aikoyori.bsky.social)

Balatro only has 1 mod and it's Cryptid

Bluesky · Aug 30, 2025, 7:57 AM

[slim rose]

wrong. there's Malverk

[hard plank]

that's not a real mod

[torn urchin]

So Velvet

Is it gonna be like crossmod

[torn urchin]

Or you just making jokers representing mods without connecting the mods

[slim rose]

no no, "not a real mood" is like, dorcelessness

[hard plank]

only mod that ever existed is Cryptid

Steamodded isn't real

Talisman isn't real

[torn urchin]

What about garbshit

[hard plank]

nope not real

[slim rose]

wait, how can Cryptid exist if its dependency doesn't 🤔

[torn urchin]

All in jest?

[raw skiff]

Still haven't played cryptid

[torn urchin]

Sarcpot?

[hard plank]

no not real

[hard plank]

just a sarcastic potato

[torn urchin]

Autumnmood mod?

[hard plank]

moot

[slim rose]

yea, cryptid needs talisman, doesn't it

[torn urchin]

Paya terrible additions?

[slim rose]

or did they ditch that at some point

[hard plank]

it's terrible

[torn urchin]

Grab bag?

[hard plank]

just a cash grab

[torn urchin]

Paperback?

Extra credit?

[hard plank]

not as real as a hard cover

[hard plank]

no money

[torn urchin]

0 Error?

More Fluff?

[hard plank]

never happens in software dev

[hard plank]

who is Paul

[torn urchin]

Ortalab... Nvm

Maximus?

[hard plank]

only Cryptid exists

[hard plank]

doesn't even have ^

[torn urchin]

Mayhem?

[hard plank]

Almanac 2 which was never real

[torn urchin]

Cardsleeves?

Card sauce?

[hard plank]

you are not listing the fucking content page on the wiki

[torn urchin]

No

Prism?

[hard plank]

anyway no it doesn't anymore

[torn urchin]

What else

I forgot

[hard plank]

at least with the balance thing

[olive hamlet]

At least on balanced branch

[torn urchin]

Revo vault

[slim rose]

that's scary...

[raw skiff]

just downloaded 4 new mods :)

[olive hamlet]

But i wont hold my breath for an official release of it

[hard plank]

they are trying to rebalance

Cryptid

[torn urchin]

Is mine one of them

[hard plank]

i hope aikoshen is one of those

[raw skiff]

Give me the link, I'll make it the 5th

[hard plank]

#1326135270759993364

50 jokers

trust

[raw skiff]

Waow

[hard plank]

they are all unique

mostly

[raw skiff]

No but I guess I'll add it

[lean dune]

hello modding people

[torn urchin]

Yay

So it's called Incognito

[raw skiff]

Meta knight is there... so cool

[lean dune]

what's a club

[raw skiff]

Where can I find it

[astral vapor]

that's a word??.

[torn urchin]

It um

Doesn't exist

[astral vapor]

definition???

[torn urchin]

:3

[raw skiff]

-_-

[lean dune]

3:

[hard plank]

nice boss

[raw skiff]

Should I play them one at a time or all at once

[astral vapor]

its called the astro joker if you got enough of them

[lean dune]

mreow

[raw skiff]

can't say i didn't expect this to happen

yeah

ok

i wanted to play it since I saw it U_U

is okie

:3

creature feature featuring the creature

me needs tallies man for starspace

[paper swallow]

Bonnie joker texture

Is it good?

[sleek granite]

its blurry

[paper swallow]

Its kinda the "theme"

[sleek granite]

why

[paper swallow]

Because of the cameras

The joke Is that the joker Is a shot from the cams

[coarse merlin]

Hi

Give me ideas please

[hard plank]

i got this guy from judgment

[paper swallow]

For what?

[coarse merlin]

Making something

[paper swallow]

Lol

[coarse merlin]

Maybe like a deck or something

[paper swallow]

Idk do like i did

Make a mod about a game you like

[coarse merlin]

Balatro

I like balatro

[paper swallow]

Me too bro

[coarse merlin]

And the game is balatro...

How am I supposed to make a mod about balatro for balatro

Do I just copy existing jokers and make them better

[paper swallow]

Do jokers based on other rougelike

Like binding of isaac

Realm of god

[coarse merlin]

Never played those

[paper swallow]

Damn

Idk then

[grand shadow]

Tboi mentioned

Ngl that's a good idea

[paper swallow]

Thx lol

[sleek granite]

how do you make a joker based on a joker

you should make jokers based on the mechanics in AMM

theyre pretty cool i think winking emoji

[hard plank]

@jaunty galleon hello

i think i know the issue LMAO

[sleek granite]

oh speaking of aikograbbag

try having an eye suit pure card (either pure suit or pure rank (eye suit beneath))

youll get mult from both which probably shouldn't be the case lol!

[hard plank]

oops

this is super fun

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sleek granite]

aikoyori moment

truly this is the shenanigans

[hard plank]

do you like my shenanigans

[sleek granite]

yea generally

[hard plank]

NO

OH FUCK YOU

[sleek granite]

lemonade for everyone

[hard plank]

why is the drunkard trans

sorry grab bag

[jaunty galleon]

oops! i didn't realise i'd broken brass horseshoe

[raw skiff]

so uh... i tried the dog deck

[jaunty galleon]

what the fuck

[raw skiff]

immediately became light headed from laughing

[hard plank]

i set it to 3

[jaunty galleon]

i have a rework planned for receipt but it's fun as-is too

by any chance do you know what

's wrong with paranoid

once i fix that i'll drop 0.8p1

[hard plank]

paranoid?

[jaunty galleon]

yeah the hex

trying to debug it

[hard plank]

ill go eat food

[jaunty galleon]

fixed it nvm

[sleek granite]

the intrusive thoughts won

[hard plank]

intrusive thoughts is a special card because it saves the game after you sell it

preventing myself from savescumming

[summer geyser]

I think you should get more chips.
Also, when you purchase anything, and not just cards.

[jaunty galleon]

the planned rework is This Joker gains +1 Chip for every $1 spent in the shop

[summer geyser]

oh

[jaunty galleon]

which is now possible thanks to context.money_altered

you do get more chips... if you're buying expensive things

i think it all balances out in the end because now boosters count and they're not cheap

[hard plank]

https://youtu.be/bYpCy61c8JE

[jaunty galleon]

kill all bad mashups inshallah

[harsh glacier]

hi guys

[limpid lake]

terrible joker idea:

Yep, that's a 20.
1 in 1 chance.

[jaunty galleon]

what if there was a joker that gave

[modest canyon]

hey so like

can we have fixed smods pls

[jaunty galleon]

what is wrong with smods

[modest canyon]

smth broke and its messing with joker slots when a negative joker has value manipulation applied to it apparently????

dunno if thats just us or if someone else experienced that

[jaunty galleon]

value manip? i’d blame cryptid over smods for that

[modest canyon]

hmm

its SUPER weird too

like it said "card area: +32800 slots" or smth and gave like ten at most

and if you sell one of those you lose ALL slots

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1016121110372306944.png?quality=lossless&name=omegakekw&size=48

its still playable weirdly enough just annoying

[jaunty galleon]

always blame cryptid

[modest canyon]

true......

[wraith seal]

oh yeah smods did add something related to that

i think the support fix (on modders' side) should be easy enough though

[jaunty galleon]

*on modder’s side

[modest canyon]

hell we are not in the cryptid server anymore for reasons STILL unknown to us so we cant even see if its actually a cryptid thing or nah

[wraith seal]

:3

[jaunty galleon]

isn’t ruby like the only active maintainer atm

[wraith seal]

also why we cant we just change the color of a node

ughhh

[modest canyon]

yuuuuuup

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1405579284789199012.png?quality=lossless&name=dune_stare&size=48

[jaunty galleon]

may she lay waste to cryptid and bring us to the glorious age of ectoplasm

[modest canyon]

Lord "Entropious" Ruby........so peak,.......

[runic kraken]

guys, I need an effect for my new version of The Mischievous One. you get it when you buy the voucher + collect 4 different pieces.
I have no idea what the power level should be

[modest canyon]

ever heard of ritualistic humour buddy

[wanton rapids]

^4 Mult

[modest canyon]

triangle four mult huh

and a triangle says that

😒

[jaunty galleon]

triangles have 4 sides

there’s a secret extra one you can’t see without freecam

[modest canyon]

this MIGHT be "rotate chips and mult by 90°"

[finite harbor]

finally :D

[hard plank]

????

[wanton rapids]

?

[hard plank]

are the word hand too op

[harsh glacier]

?!

[oak kernel]

?1?1?1

[hard plank]

idk the planet literally can win you the run

[cyan dagger]

hiii I posted this question to the BMP people but i figured i'll poke it here to see if anyone knows

anyone know what's up with this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347790364005630043/1411059858911793323/2025-08-29_19-46-02.mp4?ex=68b3f026&is=68b29ea6&hm=f23c96e420a5875360337310d5b8099eb3081e7420a3bca3fc2f36658756ef62&

[coarse merlin]

give me deck idea please