⚙・modding-general

[heady sparrow]

you'll go to jail

forever

[clear belfry]

How????

[sudden trail]

a permenant game of cops and robbers in 8 year old terms

[heady sparrow]

because it is

we don't make the rules

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sudden trail]

copyright law

[solar sandal]

violates platform tos iirc

[main path]

we need a counter for days since last mobile modding help request

[clear belfry]

Well this is stupid I'm gonna go find a guide illegally now

[sudden trail]

make a fakeout channel for mobile modding

[pastel surge]

i had this goofy deck idea

[sudden trail]

ok but like you didnt need to tell us this

[clear belfry]

Okay

[pastel surge]

enjoy your stay in the slammer!

[clear belfry]

I will 🥰

[wanton lintel]

mods, refund his balatro.

[solar sandal]

it would be better for you to not

[clear belfry]

Grrr

[main path]

im 90% sure that the war thunder community has a days since last military doc leak
we can have a days since last mobile mod request

[clear belfry]

wait how big is balatro i forgot

[sudden trail]

its indie

if thats what you meant

[pastel surge]

wtf

[clear belfry]

Game size

[wanton lintel]

he dont deserve the game

[clear belfry]

Not popularity

[sudden trail]

wtf do you expect us to know

[wanton lintel]

at least 1 byte

[heady sparrow]

ohhh moderatorrssss

[sudden trail]

@ mods

[pastel surge]

under a gigabyte i think

[heady sparrow]

@steel fable

sure

you

[clear belfry]

Snitch

[pastel surge]

maybe under 100 MB
im not completely sure

[main path]

you dont want to know how many war thunder players have leaked classified military docs

[heady sparrow]

I dunnooo...are you suuure it isn't 7 bits? /j

[pastel surge]

snitching is a concept made up by bad people to get away with shit

[clear belfry]

Okey

[pastel surge]

how many

[clear belfry]

Nu uh

[wanton lintel]

at least 1 bit at most 1 petabyte

[pastel surge]

bait used to be believable🥀

[sudden trail]

ok are you like 7 or smth

get off discord

[sudden trail]

give your mommy her phone back

[heady sparrow]

It's sort of Turbo Illegal™ /ref

[wanton lintel]

man

[clear belfry]

no I'm not 😔

[wanton lintel]

X: doubt

[astral vapor]

dawg what

[sudden trail]

lmao thats what im saying

[wanton lintel]

lobotomite behaviour

[clear belfry]

Oh god I made that description years ago

[pastel surge]

with all due respect
not above the age of 5

[clear belfry]

I forgot to change it

[pastel surge]

😭

[sudden trail]

in 8 year old terms: cap

[astral vapor]

amen

[heady sparrow]

not loading for me

[clear belfry]

Man I'm getting roasted 🥲

[heady sparrow]

oh yeah that shit

[astral vapor]

fuck you, here's bnuy

[torn urchin]

Woah

[heady sparrow]

BNUY

[wanton lintel]

this is what you get for coming into our house and violating our code

[torn urchin]

Artist?

[sudden trail]

in 8 year old terms: packgod humbled you fr fr 🥀

[astral vapor]

winteriris42

[pastel surge]

this is what happens when you have a cornball description and act dumb

[heady sparrow]

I'm very gay gay lesbian gay

:3

[astral vapor]

me too !

[wanton lintel]

same :3

[heady sparrow]

:3

[astral vapor]

mreow! mreowwww

[clear belfry]

I shoulda changed it ngl

[wanton lintel]

Balatro community
-trans ppl
-gay ppl
-the mentally insane

[astral vapor]

come back when you're a little bit uhm..

gayer

[sudden trail]

maybe dont ask a literal child that just yet

[honest zephyr]

mentally insane AND gay

[pastel surge]

im sane

[forest knoll]

oh,,, bnuy,,,

[pastel surge]

for now

[honest zephyr]

77 + 33 = 100

[lunar sluice]

entropy reference

[clear belfry]

No thanks

[wanton lintel]

you are a newcomer, soon you will not

[wanton lintel]

hi ruby

[astral vapor]

oh right, to guantanamo slay daycare for infantile homophobia prevention he goes then

[lunar sluice]

hello

[honest zephyr]

i am not gonna clarify what this means

[pastel surge]

wait

im gonna take a guess

[clear belfry]

Anyways how do I make my own cards ingame is it simple or do I need to be a coder to do it

[sudden trail]

youd be surprised how many homophobic children i saw when i grew up

it was really depressing

[torn urchin]

kerJo

[sudden trail]

jokerforge

[honest zephyr]

Go On...

[astral vapor]

you need to learn c++ to make cards in the game

[wanton lintel]

depends, you modding on a pc like a rule follower?

[pastel surge]

it either does something related to the left or rightmost card played or it does something if you have multiple of them adjcent

[ivory sinew]

Just keep movin

[clear belfry]

I will mod on the PC trust me

[ivory sinew]

Fuck that shit I mod on the steam deck

[astral vapor]

erm,,, i dont trust you. mods, crush his skull.

[pastel surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp-4U5TlbxY&t=7s

[ivory sinew]

trolololol!

[wanton lintel]

well the steam deck is lesser used pc is the main steamdeck is the fallback

[astral vapor]

steam deck is a linux computer. safe!!

[pastel surge]

or use jokerforge

[clear belfry]

Thanks nimsi Ur goated

[sudden trail]

you need to have at least 2 P.H.Ds in astrophysics and be able to reliable recreate a mars rover with a 3d printer

[pastel surge]

IT IS?

[honest zephyr]

ohhh sorry it's actually a gay joke

[wanton lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1029838311273021500.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=pvz1jacob

[honest zephyr]

it gains +1 mult when a pair of kings is played

[sudden trail]

use jokerforge its like scratch but for jokers

[pastel surge]

did not see that coming

[sudden trail]

good for getting started

[astral vapor]

yes??? did you not know????

[clear belfry]

Omg 😱

[wanton lintel]

lmao

[pastel surge]

no

[exotic belfry]

I can vouch for this video. It’s a little outdated but it got me into this hobby

[pastel surge]

i never questioned it

[astral vapor]

dawg...

[clear belfry]

Oh well alr I'll use that

[honest zephyr]

it's to cap off the 4 gay couple jokers i have in my mod

[sudden trail]

thanks for joining the community

[astral vapor]

thank you inugami korone clover undertale yellow

[clear belfry]

Yeah "community", time to make my characters into balatro joker cards 🙏😼

[formal orchid]

this is extremely outdated

[honest zephyr]

goes full circle!

• it's a gay couple
• balatro jokers!

[formal orchid]

i recommend #1349064230825103441 message instead of the video

[wanton lintel]

i think i had a stroke reading this

[pastel surge]

the video is in the starter pack

[astral vapor]

giving him like, 2 weeks before he changes his pfp to a cute anime girl

[wanton lintel]

real

[pastel surge]

you will never catch me slacking

[astral vapor]

i want them to kiss :3

[pastel surge]

i have created the ultimate lifeform

[sudden trail]

rate ma joker art

its for my jokerforge mod

[pastel surge]

10/10

not a rectangle

[astral vapor]

e a sports

its up your ass

[sudden trail]

lol

[clear belfry]

What does the spamton mannequin do

[pastel surge]

😭

im doing that now

[sudden trail]

its not spamton mannequin its the mannequin the addisons sell

[pastel surge]

you shouldnt have inspired me

[astral vapor]

it mods on pc instead of mobile, unlike a filthy rule breaker

[sudden trail]

it creates a voucher when boss blind is defeated

[wanton lintel]

i need to just learn to code

my art is fire my ideas are fire but im limiting myself to jf

[clear belfry]

Woah bro don't use the hard r on breaker 😔

[whole nova]

learning to code is pretty dang easy, recommended

[astral vapor]

ok clanker

[pastel surge]

how else do you spell it??

[whole nova]

jokerforge can only go so far

[tidal terrace]

Hey lyre

[whole nova]

also coding is fun

[wanton lintel]

hi

[astral vapor]

holy shit asriel!!

:D

[clear belfry]

Lummi I'll make Card of you that instantly makes you lose the game

[tidal terrace]

I have your social security number

[wanton lintel]

you what

[sudden trail]

see: like 10 minutes ago

[astral vapor]

you dont count as a clanker, you're way too dumb to have artificial intelligience

bro got genuine stupidity

[sudden trail]

in 8 year old terms: sybau

[pastel surge]

i am too proud of this working

[whole nova]

i wasn't even talking to you lol

i was just giving advice in general

[sudden trail]

ik

[tidal terrace]

Hello trif

[whole nova]

someone was saying they wanted to learn to code, i talked about that

[astral vapor]

already exists lil bro

[sudden trail]

i just giving advice too

[whole nova]

hello s

[pastel surge]

why do you hate xchips

isnt that just mult

[whole nova]

hellooooo

[wanton lintel]

yeah i want to code im just too lazy to find motivation

[tidal terrace]

I forgot but did your team got its turn in hotpot?

[sudden trail]

"can only get you so far" balatro modders acting like this is their future

[pastel surge]

boss blinds instakilling or...

[whole nova]

not yet, we'll be up soon!

[whole nova]

bro calm down lmao

[tidal terrace]

Good luck

[pastel surge]

delete their save

[sudden trail]

im a joker forge activist, i do NOT calm down

[lunar sluice]

its not that serious bro

[whole nova]

coding is objectively better than jokerforge, it's not like i hate jf but i'm just saying that coding yourself will offer even more freedom/control/etc

idk why you're so passionate about this

[lunar sluice]

objectively a true fact that you can do more coding and not using jokerforge

i can give examples if youd like

[tidal terrace]

Just let them be

[whole nova]

i've talked with the jf creator many times and he fully agrees lol

[sudden trail]

probably because i have nothing to do with my life and want to argue about something meaningless to feel worth something

[clear belfry]

I'll still make it idc

[astral vapor]

i just nicely ask other people to code my shit when i cant figure it out

[whole nova]

they're the one provoking 😭

[lunar sluice]

regardless of if you think this is relevant or not

if you compare the numbers exclusively

jokerforge is losing

[whole nova]

okay cool

[astral vapor]

tysm @main path <3

[wanton lintel]

???
im saying i am aware coding is better and would like to pivot, but deal with a severe lack of motivation

[daring sluice]

then the game crashes because of talisman

[lunar sluice]

well no

youre exclusively comparing numbers

none of that table bullshit

they arent real numbers

[sudden trail]

do i have to change my username to "ragebaiter" or are yall that baitable 🤣

[daring sluice]

my table is a wannabe number

[astral vapor]

attempt to compare table

[pastel surge]

my take is

• use jokerforge if it works for you
• dont use it if it doesnt
• understand the code

[tidal terrace]

Thunderedge is one of the kindest and wholesome people i’ve known here tbh

Very chill guy

[whole nova]

this is not tuff

[daring sluice]

i feel pity reading this

[astral vapor]

amen

[pastel surge]

joybaiting

[tidal terrace]

Lyre makes actual good art

[astral vapor]

thunderedge has the patience of a saint

[sudden trail]

me neither

[tidal terrace]

The world is doomed

[lunar sluice]

classic case of act dumb and then say its ragebait when people call you dumb

works every time

[astral vapor]

im gonna start rage baiting now

[wanton lintel]

this is not my art this is the crp spectral placeholder

[astral vapor]

ahem

[rare shell]

just ping a mod

ez

[lunar sluice]

hello

[rare shell]

hi

[wanton lintel]

made by mariofan

[sudden trail]

ye it does..wait

[normal hollow]

hi lyman

hi ruby

[whole nova]

#1239829592693538816

[clear belfry]

Hello wd GASTER

[daring sluice]

modding chat is toxic wasteland

[whole nova]

get it

[astral vapor]

mreow meow meow meow meow

mreow meeow meow meow

meow mrrrp meow meow meow meow

[whole nova]

get it guys

[sudden trail]

ok ill learn some lua and get out of the jokerforge slums

[lunar sluice]

modding chat is interesting sometimes

[astral vapor]

its my first time rage baiting how did i do

[pastel surge]

nobody will judge you if you use jokerforge

[clear belfry]

Betrayal

[pastel surge]

do whatever works for you and makes you happy

[sudden trail]

not true but ok

[heady sparrow]

REAL

[wanton lintel]

MRRP?! MRRP MEOW MEOW MROW MOW MEOW!!! /meow

[daring sluice]

meow type shit

[heady sparrow]

I literally removed every instakill mechanic from Cryptposting at one point

of which there were a lot

[lunar sluice]

using jokerforge is not that bad but there will maybe probably be a point where you feel you need to depart to do what you want to do and you have 2 options which is to not do it or to depart

[sudden trail]

i dont really care if someone judges me for my preferences hto

[heady sparrow]

mrrow mrrorewrowrow mrrow mrowmrowmrowmrowmrowmrow

[astral vapor]

endless entropy...

[wanton lintel]

i hate instakills/instawins no matter what

[lunar sluice]

ee is not an instakill mechanic

[pastel surge]

i cannot think of a reasonable reason for a joker to instakill you

[clear belfry]

Wth is modding chat on about

[lunar sluice]

nameless nadir killing you is as much of an instakill as not scoring the blind requirement is

[whole nova]

i don't judge people for jokerforge, i judge people for never wanting to use anything else and acting annoying when you say coding is probably better

[pastel surge]

like unironically what would the upside have to be

[wanton lintel]

:3

[heady sparrow]

meow meow bitch

[sudden trail]

i dont think you do

[astral vapor]

you wouldn't understand it yet, its highly technical modding discussion

[clear belfry]

If u type the letters lumii in your keyboard it will halpen

[sudden trail]

i have encountered people who do tho

[lunar sluice]

ee is fine because its actually beatable mostly

[sudden trail]

btw i think nameless nadir is a cool idea. like a multiphase boss blind is really interesting

[astral vapor]

mrrrrp meow

[lunar sluice]

i think the last phase still kinda sucks

the rest are fine

[clear belfry]

Guess I have to get more balatro knowledge to understand

[astral vapor]

not when it's the first blind on ante 1 with no jokers

[lunar sluice]

i mean yeah zenith stake is a meme

[pastel surge]

what is ee

[clear belfry]

What if it gives u insane reward

[pastel surge]

thats called a highroll

[heady sparrow]

I believe the only instakill mechanic left in Cryptposting is that the Spectral that creates a Joker from the highest rarity has a very small chance of instakilling the run

[lunar sluice]

i think without cryptid installed zenith stake might actually be impossible

[sudden trail]

does anyone get this reference or am i alone?

[pastel surge]

this is a game about gambling, not a game about gambling

[lunar sluice]

since i dont envision a way you can get past ante 1

[astral vapor]

you know what else is supposed to be really really hard?

[pastel surge]

kaizo mario?

[heady sparrow]

ooooooh the urge to make a suggestive joke here

[astral vapor]

MY MOM

[pastel surge]

i dont get it

[wanton lintel]

yall is this balanced for an exalted+
^^0.01 Mult for every unique item owned this run
(currently ^^1)

[sudden trail]

uhh a wait what

[pastel surge]

what is a exalted

[wanton lintel]

analog exotic

[astral vapor]

insert muscle man here

[latent crescent]

Whats happening here

[lunar sluice]

actually

[pastel surge]

analog balatro mod when

[lunar sluice]

menger sponge before i fixed its bug

[clear belfry]

Yo guys does a card that make temporary negative jokers after each boss blind defeated too op? (An idea for a card I'll make)

[lunar sluice]

could have probably beaten zenith stake

it used to have a bug where it multiplied every hand instead of every round

[sudden trail]

gtnh player tries balatro modding. the ultimate degenerate starter pack

[pastel surge]

depends

what are the jokers

[wanton lintel]

may not itself be an exalted but not a rare or shit

[lunar sluice]

which on ee would let you get to like 3^15 chips on the final hand

[astral vapor]

how do i beat zenith stake

[sudden trail]

wait so no one gets this reference

[lunar sluice]

well rn i think its impossible

[pastel surge]

step 1
turn off your pc

[lunar sluice]

quite literally

[sudden trail]

get gud

[latent crescent]

Perkeo?

[lunar sluice]

you need to somehow get 360,000 chips

[sudden trail]

maybe if you get a gateway in charm tag

[heady sparrow]

oh yeah no I forgor we also changed that effect, it's the "All or Nothing" spectral that's a coinflip between creating All (which is by far the most powerful Joker in Cryptposting) and an instakill

[lunar sluice]

on round 1

[clear belfry]

Hmm idk ngl

[lunar sluice]

i mean im excluding cryptid

because in cryptid you can just like

[wanton lintel]

to clarify all gradually creates everything

[lunar sluice]

do antimatter

[sudden trail]

i thought entropy was a cryptid addon lol

[lunar sluice]

not anymore

[pastel surge]

if you're mass-printing hit the road its fine
mass production of gros michel and you're cooked

[woven orchid]

@sudden trail hi hello i have a minor criticism of your mod after finally finishing a run (i had to go for a bit)

[heady sparrow]

it originally created everything all at once but that actually ended up in an OOM error LOL

[lunar sluice]

wow all i wonder who created the original idea for that which then got changed without permission and then removed the original creator as the credits

no idea who that could be

[sudden trail]

let me guess fine jokers

[woven orchid]

a lot of the jokers feel too niche
and a thing in specific i have is that this was not worth destroying 2 other jokers for

[sudden trail]

also modded chat has made me mentally insane and lobotomized

[lunar sluice]

haha just kidding its me

it was my idea

[clear belfry]

I'll make the negatives disappear after a few rounds or something

[lunar sluice]

and they took it from me

[wanton lintel]

my bad ruby creating everything on sell crashed the game and i came up w the rework
i can throw you in the creds if you want

[sudden trail]

hmm i mean i think it is

[lunar sluice]

i dont blame you i blame everyone else

[heady sparrow]

it was changed because the original idea caused a crash, none of us knew you originally made it

[sudden trail]

there are better amazing jokers tho

[lunar sluice]

and you didnt try to find out?

thats just laziness

[woven orchid]

it scales pretty well but i really didn't get a chance to scale it because i got it on ante 6

[sudden trail]

like ARCHITECT and VOID PERK

[lunar sluice]

you could have asked poker

[sudden trail]

also deltarune is prob the worst amazing

[lunar sluice]

who would have probably mentioned i was there originally

[woven orchid]

but none of my other jokers were really good

[lunar sluice]

and it would have lead you to me

who knew for a fact who created it

because it was me

[woven orchid]

and yet it was still like a little bit underwhelming

[heady sparrow]

it was uncredited and you had left Cryptposting at that point

okay I see why Glitch doesn't like you

[sudden trail]

yes there isnt much yet

[lunar sluice]

i didnt leave cryptposting i just didnt contribute anything to it

you didnt try at all you didnt try at all for anything

[pastel surge]

life is fun when you escape the shackles of balance

[wanton lintel]

seriously would you like credits i can commit that in

[lunar sluice]

no

[heady sparrow]

THEN WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING IN THE FIRST PLACE???

[lunar sluice]

i dont even care about the actual mod anymore its dead and buried at this point

good look zombifying it even further than you already have

[clear belfry]

Such wise words

[astral vapor]

you still need to make zenith stake beatable dawg

[lunar sluice]

look if you chop my arm off i dont want you to stitch it back on 3 months later but i can sure as hell get mad about it still

[heady sparrow]

TRUTH SUPERNOVA

[pastel surge]

bacon burger

[lunar sluice]

thats my metaphor for this situation

[woven orchid]

delicious lucky cards

[astral vapor]

chop your arm off...

is that a BUTCHER VANITY REFERENCE

[lunar sluice]

it can be whatever you want

[heady sparrow]

with?

[astral vapor]

plate

[heady sparrow]

what am I

[pastel surge]

see
FUN

[heady sparrow]

exactly looking at

read #📜・modding-rules

if you're trying to mod mobile, you can't

not allowed to

[lunar sluice]

anyway my actual point is if you guys wanted to rework all i would have just told you to come up with a completely different theme for it

and it would have been fine

but it didnt happen oh well

[sudden trail]

why does nobody get this reference??????????

[pastel surge]

no porting balatro to a smart fridge either

[lunar sluice]

and also

i know why glitch hates me

and i dont think thats something you should be agreeing with

but best not tell the real reason

[heady sparrow]

are you trying to mod the pc version?

[lunar sluice]

im sure you can figure it out

[pastel surge]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1349064230825103441

[astral vapor]

unless that smart fridge runs windows or linux, which in that case, its a pc and is eligible fro modding

[pastel surge]

shit

[lunar sluice]

installing linux on my phone

[pastel surge]

no porting balatro to a calculator

calculators dont run windows or linux right

[sudden trail]

ok i can dm you with instructions

for pc modding

[astral vapor]

unless that calculator runs linux

[heady sparrow]

oh yeah then that's fine

bc that's just a funky lookin pc

[astral vapor]

sometimes they do, if you're truly fucking crazy

[pastel surge]

FUCK

[heady sparrow]

-# though I don't believe there's a calculator powerful enough to actually run Balatro

[lunar sluice]

what do you mean calculators dont run on windows

[pastel surge]

uhh whats a device that doesnt run linux

[lunar sluice]

windows has a built in calculator

[wanton lintel]

the humble TI-84:

[woven orchid]

time to get back to vallkarri development

[mint spindle]

balatro isn't that big

[lunar sluice]

computers are just calculators that think they can achieve something greater

they are really all the same

[pastel surge]

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

[heady sparrow]

I meant just

[wanton lintel]

yeah its like 2mil pixels total

[heady sparrow]

straight up running balatro.exe through proton

[mint spindle]

but it is pretty big compared to a lot of normal handheld calculators, even more advanced graphical ones

[main path]

dawg imagine playing a round of balatro after taking a math exam

[lunar sluice]

anything can run linux if you give it enough specs

i could make a wallet with a little raspberri pi in it and play balatro on it

[mint spindle]

i do this but with tetris lol

[pastel surge]

balatro is a glorified math game

[heady sparrow]

I mean ppl have barely gotten a very stripped down port of Minecraft running on a Ti N-Spire 2

[astral vapor]

linux runs on everything dawg

[pastel surge]

what is that

[astral vapor]

a calculator

[heady sparrow]

very powerful graphing calculator

[mint spindle]

calculator

[worn dagger]

TEXAS

THATS WHERE I LIVE

[heady sparrow]

also it runs on ARM

[astral vapor]

aww thats cute

[pastel surge]

rocks cant run linux right

RIGHT

[heady sparrow]

so you'd have even more performance overhead in this scenario bc you'd have to run both Proton and Box64 in this specific scenario

[worn dagger]

?

[heady sparrow]

https://www.rocksclusters.org/

[astral vapor]

i mean arm processors are 100% capable of running balatro

since i can mod my macOS copy of balatro

[mint spindle]

make it a turing machine then run linux 🧠

[heady sparrow]

oh yeah forgot arm compatibilty's normalized now bc of Apple

LOL

[pastel surge]

very good art 10/10

[worn dagger]

What’s that mean

Yeah

[pastel surge]

mustard?

[worn dagger]

What is that supposed to mean??

[astral vapor]

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[pastel surge]

is this a reference i dont get

i c

[heady sparrow]

though running on a deca-core 4GHz CPU is very different from running on a single-core 400MHz CPU

[worn dagger]

No discord is being stupid

[heady sparrow]

and also it only has 64MB of RAM

[pastel surge]

THATS NOT ENOUGH

BALATRO NEEDS 150 MB OF RAM

I WIN

VICTORY IS MINE

[astral vapor]

people can solder ram to the circuit boards

[worn dagger]

steal all of your ram

[clear belfry]

Yo guys jokerforge ain't loading for me

[pastel surge]

refresh the page

[astral vapor]

womp womp thats what you get for trying to mod mobilee

[clear belfry]

I'm on PC now dumbass

[mint spindle]

how would anybody know, you really don't need to call them a dumbass 💔

[astral vapor]

nah i was ragebaiting them

<3

[wanton lintel]

xvalues+, e$+, and insta kills/wins will never be in analog
i have limits

[pastel surge]

WHAT ARE THESE

[clear belfry]

They started to piss me off ngl (got ragebaited successfully)

[astral vapor]

started to what now

[clear belfry]

I am the original star walker.

[pastel surge]

counterpoint
you have your own emoji

[astral vapor]

which one

i have like, 12

[sudden trail]

i am the original starwalker

[clear belfry]

[pastel surge]

i am

all of me

[heady sparrow]

meowmeowmeowmeowmeow

[pastel surge]

no its ||👶||

[clear belfry]

Woofwoofwoof

[astral vapor]

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME

[worn dagger]

I have one and it’s fucking bluwuprint

[worn dagger]

^

[pastel surge]

walk into my mystery

[clear belfry]

WHY ISNT JOKERFORGE LOADING AHHHHH

[pastel surge]

welp

[clear belfry]

This is pissing me off

[pastel surge]

theres only 1 place to go

go learn lua

[lunar sluice]

starwalker

[clear belfry]

Id rather die than code

Real

[pastel surge]

or go to https://github.com/Steamodded/examples/blob/master/Mods/EditionExamples/EditionExamples.lua

[pastel surge]

then do so.

[heady sparrow]

DAMNNNNNN

[clear belfry]

😭

Hold on

I'ma turn my vpn on and try it

I hope it loads this time

[sudden trail]

or you can just use joker forge

[heady sparrow]

yeah

just use jokerforge!

[clear belfry]

I WILL be forging them jokers

Nevermind this site isn't loading even with a VPN

[astral vapor]

im gonna jork them forgers

[astral vapor]

you should play uma musume instead

[clear belfry]

Not enough space on my PC or phone I think

[main path]

i mean if yall want lua help ya can just ping me for lua stuff
been a math tutor while in high school and am applying to become a math and cs tutor at my college

so pretty patient

[calm bridge]

get it? 4's? force?

[astral vapor]

no wonder why you have the patience of a saint...

[clear belfry]

Are you insane after learning that much math?

[main path]

dont ask me to like recreate crazy shit in other mods tho

[main path]

currently getting a math degree so yeah i guess?

[clear belfry]

Can I make a card that installs viruses on your PC If you lose

[pastel surge]

i just need to know how to make something happen every second

[wind token]

New flote banner dropped

[calm bridge]

balatro mod that shows you a job application if you lose

[astral vapor]

yahimod

[clear belfry]

Censor j#b next time

[exotic belfry]

You need to hook Game.update probably

[main path]

yeah ya kinda need a lot of patience if ur tutoring people with lv -100 math skills

[astral vapor]

like me?

[lean wyvern]

richard tarot card

[worn dagger]

That’s rich

[wind token]

Do you like hurting others?

[astral vapor]

looks like astro drove into ralsei's chevy silverado again

[clear belfry]

Hotline Miami ❤️👅

[calm bridge]

what does it do

[lean wyvern]

do you know what time it is?

[worn dagger]

I’d rather hurt myself

[lean wyvern]

probably destroy cards

havent decided yet

just wanted to make

[calm bridge]

so hanged man?

[lean wyvern]

it'll only kill one probably, like a lesser hanged man

[pastel surge]

who is richard

[lean wyvern]

the mask

the rooster

[clear belfry]

Hotline Miami

[worn dagger]

Right after a beer

[clear belfry]

I hope we kill ralsei next chapter in the weird route

[clear belfry]

Bro shares his age on discord without a worry 💔🥀

[astral vapor]

Right after a ROOT BEER

[pastel surge]

hey that bump is shaped like a

[clear belfry]

How does root beer even taste like I've never had it

[astral vapor]

delicious.

[clear belfry]

Liar

[astral vapor]

very very delicious.

[clear belfry]

Nah but how would u describe the taste is it similar to any other sodas?

[worn dagger]

I’m 13 I win

[clear belfry]

Bro is 13 in 2025 💔🥀

[wind token]

i sneezed

[worn dagger]

I like root beer with doctor pepper

[main path]

god modern slang is incomprehensible nowadays
(yes im an unc so what)

[worn dagger]

Discord is being evil again and not loading my messages

Yeah and?

[clear belfry]

In 2025 in 2025 🥀💔

[clear belfry]

Unc alert

Go to your family unc

Go do your JOB unc

[fathom gust]

for some reason people shorten words now
"frgt tht ppl pmo"

like

SIMPLE fucking words

[clear belfry]

It's just slang it's not gonna kill you bro

Ts pmo fr

[fathom gust]

im trying to understand someone not decypher someone's slang

[pastel surge]

people shorted this to ts

[clear belfry]

Just google it up

[pastel surge]

i cant do this anymore

[fathom gust]

isn't ts supposed to be "this shit"

[prime dock]

i am currently suffering the computer science major curse

[main path]

anyways imma return to my coding cave
i need to use mfing POLAR coords to program some shit

[clear belfry]

Ts means this shit not this

[fathom gust]

femboy

i can't be talking i'm considering cs too

[clear belfry]

Not Tryna be funny just saying my opinion

[main path]

which one

[prime dock]

all of them

[clear belfry]

"orgnal" br tnk h skspr

[pastel surge]

just say words
is it that hard

[pastel surge]

fix yo keyboard

[clear belfry]

No

Nu uh

[clear belfry]

N h

[clear belfry]

Don't 😔

[fathom gust]

erm
return {
message = “nuh uh”
sound = “modprefix_loud_incorrect_buzzer”
}

[pastel surge]

check my bio

[clear belfry]

There isn't a bio???

[pastel surge]

try again

[prime dock]

local reaction =="\❌"

[clear belfry]

I'm trying it doesn't appear

[wind token]

meow

[wind token]

i think that just means ur blocked

[clear belfry]

Dammit

[pastel surge]

?

no what do you mean its mining system

[clear belfry]

Ok

[pastel surge]

are you mining bitcoin?

[clear belfry]

Real

[prime dock]

eating a burger with no honey mustard rewind sound mustard mustard mustard mustard

[pastel surge]

what did you do with the stuff you got from !mine

[pastel surge]

so you get rocks

and sell them

[clear belfry]

Quick balatro run before I start modding this game 👅 (I'll tell Yall if I win, on a fresh save btw)

[pastel surge]

so you can get more rocks

just play cookie clicker

its more addictive

[wind token]

i fucking hate this

[prime dock]

i was hoping youd say that

[quartz wasp]

Good afternoon Balatroheads

What mods are you playing right now

OUGH

[pastel surge]

its like 2AM this is the kind of ideas im having

mega ancient joker
turns your entire deck into stone cards

valid reason

wait no

better

mega ancient joker
adds polychrome red seal stone cards

which is better than stone cards

because they're polychrome and red seal

[main path]

epic prank: make it say "turns deck into wild cards" and then when purchased display the actual effect

[pastel surge]

wait
aint wild cards mid

[main path]

but it does gurantee that ancient joker triggers no matter what

[pastel surge]

for mega food items i just made it so their values that go down go up

[terse portal]

[tidal terrace]

Is this still not done

[quartz wasp]

Rewriting my mod from the ground up right now

[pastel surge]

wait whats this
popcorn?

[quartz wasp]

Might release it eventually

[terse portal]

no s
it is not
is there anything else you want to know

[pastel surge]

Mega Diet Cola: Sell or destroy this card to create 8 free Double Tags
Create 4 Double Tags at the end of each round.

[quartz wasp]

Should I release the Sans Joker as a separate mod

[tidal terrace]

Do you like frogs

[tacit tiger]

AD MENTIONED 🔥

[terse portal]

theyre ok

[tidal terrace]

:(

[pastel surge]

it just makes a shitton of double tags

and due to the way they work you end up getting [double tag count] + 1 tags

[strong obsidian]

What went wrong?

[pastel surge]

9 spectral packs

i dont know how to code that in 😭

Mega Matador
Earn $8 when card scores

Mega Splash
All cards, played AND in hand count for scoring

Mega Hanging Chad (probably call this Giga Chad when i do the great renaming)
Retrigger all cards 3 times.

[torn urchin]

I like frogs

WIAT A SECOND

[torn urchin]

I've seen this before

[wind token]

frog

[tidal terrace]

Tyler the creator

Hates frogs

[torn urchin]

Do you like frogs

[tidal terrace]

Yes

[torn urchin]

Interesting

[tidal terrace]

Frogs are awesome

[torn urchin]

Very interesting

[tidal terrace]

Name one bad frog

[pastel surge]

Mega Invisible Joker
After 2 rounds, duplicates a random Joker

[torn urchin]

Interesting

Anyways how are you S

[pastel surge]

Mega Nimsi
Gain [starting hands] Joker and [starting discards] Consumables slots after winning a Blind, tripled on boss blind

[tidal terrace]

2 words shader trauma

Wbu

[strong obsidian]

It was a Phanta isssue.

[wanton lintel]

i both want to sleep and not atthe same time

[pastel surge]

flip a coin

[wanton lintel]

call it

[quartz wasp]

Traditionalist - Joker
+15 Mult
Operators above × are debuffed

[pastel surge]

fym operators above X

[quartz wasp]

^ and beyond

[pastel surge]

what kind of numberslop is this

[wanton lintel]

^, ^^, etc.

and ! i think

[pastel surge]

i understand what operators above X means

[quartz wasp]

It's strictly antinumberslop.

It's numbersoul.

[torn urchin]

Uh

Teto

[quartz wasp]

It's numberjoy, even.

[pastel surge]

i just think its kinda crazy that you have enough operations above X to make this a downside

[clear belfry]

Anyways guys how do i download yahimod and cryptid

[pastel surge]

i dont think vanilla has any operations above X

[clear belfry]

I won here's the build i used

[quartz wasp]

Neither does my mod

[harsh glacier]

play my mod

[pastel surge]

then whats the point

[clear belfry]

Goddamn this message took so long to post here wth

[lunar sluice]

the only real vanilla operation above X is plasma deck and thats if you want to be really pedantic

[clear belfry]

Send it to me twin 👅

[pastel surge]

download mod, throw it in mod folder, enable

[quartz wasp]

That's the big question, isn't it? What's the point to any of it?

[clear belfry]

Thanks

[pastel surge]

what operation is that? averaging?

[clear belfry]

😠

[lunar sluice]

the point is always to make the better mod and then make it incompatible with mods you dont like

so no one plays them

[lunar sluice]

((chips+mult)/2)^2

[pastel surge]

problem
i dont dislike any mods

[lunar sluice]

i hate a lot of things

[wanton lintel]

:down_arrow:
Joker
X2.5 Mult
All scaling jokers scale downwards

[quartz wasp]

My mod is the best mod. It adds 1000 Jokers and everything. But uh you can't see it. She goes to another school.

[lunar sluice]

my mod is the best mod because i made it

[quartz wasp]

Truth nuke.

[pastel surge]

my mod is the best mod because i said so

[forest knoll]

my mod is gonna be the best mod, i swear to all of you. one of these days, one of these days... [walking away mumbling furiously to myself]

[pastel surge]

it has numberslop and ribombee

[wanton lintel]

i will do anything to kill scalae's viability

[clear belfry]

How to download from GitHub

[vale sage]

don't worry guys you're actually all wrong-- the mod I'M working on is the best (incorrect buzzer)

[quartz wasp]

As long as you have an even number of scaling XMult Jokers you could double-negative back to positive! 🧠

[lunar sluice]

people love my mod so basically im awesome

[pastel surge]

either go to releases or press code then download zip

[quartz wasp]

What's the thing you're most proud of from your mod right now?

[pastel surge]

huh

i dont understand

[clear belfry]

Source code . Zip right

[vale sage]

the fact that i got both Pong + Geometry Dash as blinds while that also being my first Lua project in like years is something i'm proud of :)

[wanton lintel]

i guess but you'd deal w a lot of tribulations on thy way

[quartz wasp]

Negative times negative is positive. So if they scale below zero then as long as you have an even number of them it'll end up positive.

[quartz wasp]

That's so sick.

I added Sans recently. I love putting games in Balatro.

[olive hamlet]

Look mom! No Cryptid!

[forest knoll]

or if you pick up a big scaling +mult, then you'd want an odd number of scaling xmult jokers alongside it

[vale sage]

oh and also combination jokers i'm pretty proud of as well, despite not being anew concept :P

[vale sage]

...like... the fight?

[heady sparrow]

meows

and then

meows again

[quartz wasp]

Forgive the bad gameplay this is right after I got him working after like 9 hours

[forest knoll]

uproarious applause (with meows scattered throughout)

[vale sage]

that's it

i'm quitting modding

[lunar sluice]

is this actually the fight like for real playable

[quartz wasp]

Yeah

[lunar sluice]

like your choices matter type deal

[vale sage]

what do you MEAN you put fucking sans undertale into balatro

[heady sparrow]

ah yes

I do love my undertale in balatro

[quartz wasp]

If you win he gets X20 Mult if you lose he self destructs

[lunar sluice]

very impressive

[quartz wasp]

NOOO

[lunar sluice]

you should see my awesome bad apple video

[quartz wasp]

Your Geometry Dash is way cooler it's like seamlessly on the boss blind

[lunar sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakYOT3BBE4

its on youtube because its to_big

[vale sage]

pff - whha -. WHUH????

you put an ENTIRE UNDERTALE fight into balatro my guy 😭

[wanton lintel]

can you make funny balatro references in the little fight splash text

[vale sage]

that is so much more impressive than my shitty ass gdash clone 😭 😭

[quartz wasp]

Untrue !!!

[quartz wasp]

Yes

[wanton lintel]

peak

[vale sage]

me when i'm delusional (jk) 😭

how'd you even do it though i'm curious!!

did you port bad time simulator or something lol

[pastel surge]

im so funny

[hoary shadow]

tbh the more i see people do stupid shit like putting sans in balatro or doing impressively stupid mods like yahimod i just get more inspired for my own mod lol

[quartz wasp]

I'll explain in a sec gotta drive home rq

[lunar sluice]

im still very proud of the bad apple thing

[quartz wasp]

In short os.execute silliness

[pastel surge]

should i ask or not ask

[lunar sluice]

i posted the link already

[sleek granite]

im still very proud of +Mult

[vale sage]

ohh it's another application? so it's not actually recreated?

[pastel surge]

im proud of getting +mult and +chips on the same joker

[heady sparrow]

are you also gonna lock it to 30fps so it's more accurate or keep it interpolated at 60fps?

[lunar sluice]

.

i made this work with any gif at some point also

[hoary shadow]

for me i'm proud of my steam boiler joker

like it's a simple mechanic at first but i had to solve a few problems lol

[forest knoll]

i wanna arrange black knife in the style of balatro's soundtrack and then make a boss blind called "Blackest Blade" where the roaring knight just shows up and starts swooning random cards in your hand

[pastel surge]

what does it do

[pastel surge]

didnt know roaring knight had game like that

[hoary shadow]

it doesn't do anything on its own but it buffs the Joker directly to its left or right

i had to solve for some edge cases, like what happens if you wanna move the boiler?

[prime dock]

should i go to sleep or play games

[heady sparrow]

iirc the use of Swoon was a reference to a bad translation of a game

[vale sage]

both

[heady sparrow]

where they used swoon in the incorrect context instead of faint

[vale sage]

relax your mind in bed while sleepplaying balatro

[wanton lintel]

lmao

[pastel surge]

lmao

[hoary shadow]

in fact, you could pick if you wanna power the left or right Joker, and even disable it if you don't wanna have the extra abilities

oh yeah, only certain jokers would get this buff as well.

the only problem i have left is the UI that should display when the aformentioned joker is steam-buffed

[wanton lintel]

oh now it makes sense
its earthbound

[pastel surge]

the anti riff-raff

counterpoint
farr firr is a funnier name to say

[clear belfry]

Make it target rare jokers first

[wanton lintel]

i made a riffraff sidegrade and a riffraff based stake actually

[pastel surge]

half the appeal of riff raff is that its fun to say

[hoary shadow]

counter-counter point

firr rrif to turn it into a funny palindrome

[pastel surge]

i will consider it

i know what that is from a vsauce video 😭

[edgy galleon]

phrasing

[clear belfry]

Joker hole 🤤👅

[pastel surge]

get yo head out the gutter

[clear belfry]

No thanks 👅

Real

[pastel surge]

5 year old ahh humor

[clear belfry]

I just said no thanks tf???

[pastel surge]

little bro is not beating the allegations

[grand saffron]

hey, vsauce, Michael here. your home security is great. or is it?

[clear belfry]

This nimsi is pissing me off ⭐

[pastel surge]

same

i just have myself as a joker lmao
it even has metal sonic as the sprite (my pfp is neo metal sonic)
there is no point in hiding it

[clear belfry]

If I make a mod will y'all try it out fr?

[pastel surge]

its a game about gambling

of course the community would be all over the place

i say numberslop ironically

i play this game to see big fucking numbers

why else

[clear belfry]

Balatro is gambleslop 🥱

[sleek jetty]

the constant use of the "slop" suffix on every word to churn out new words is a phenomenon known as slopslop

[pastel surge]

i doubled up on self inserts lmao

[wanton lintel]

it in fact is not

[pastel surge]

based

correct choice

[trail berry]

im bored im gonna make a cryptid addon all about azure seals called "azurite"

[lunar sluice]

call it numberslop or bignumber mods or whatever you want that isnt gonna make people like it just because you give it a different name

[quartz wasp]

Sobs. No it's just a separate application that runs in Balatro and when it closes it checks a file that it creates to determine if you beat him or lost

[pastel surge]

i want see big number go up

[forest knoll]

numberslop (affectionate)

[lunar sluice]

big number mods and meme mods are actually the only 2 categories of mods which have a legitimate claim to being sloppy

[quartz wasp]

I'm a fraud unfortunately

[lunar sluice]

everything else is just overuse of the terms

[trail berry]

and its gonne require the balance things branch

[pastel surge]

what if my mod is both a big number mod and a meme mod

[lunar sluice]

i mean as long as you put the effort in i couldnt care less

there are a lot of meme mods that arent funny because all of the jokes are just "what if it was poorly designed"

[wanton lintel]

yeah hold on i think i said smth you (or me idfk) forwarded here

[lunar sluice]

this is why tangents is the best meme mod

[main path]

😭

[astral vapor]

dawg what

[lunar sluice]

you get to have a few poorly designed mechanics as a treat but if your mod is not fun to play then i dont think its worthwhile even if its a meme mod

[trail berry]

good designed meme mods

[main path]

strange i have handy installed and i havent gotten that crash

[lunar sluice]

i mean of course fun is subjective

but like

"instantly die if you have jokers from this mod" for example

is stupid and dumb

[quartz wasp]

I'm literally cooked to the extreme

[lunar sluice]

yahimod has a blind that debuffs all yahimod jokers and that among other things are the reason i only ever played it once

[sleek jetty]

i would never play a big number mod

[pastel surge]

dumb question
what IS good design

[lunar sluice]

its not fun to randomly die to some bullshit mechanic the same way how its not fun to instantly win forever with no way of losing to a 1 in 1 trillion chance

[vale sage]

i seeeee 😅

[wanton lintel]

all mods do not deserve hate bc of their philosophies on design or balance (in many cases), but rather the amount of love and care put into the mod

[pastel surge]

what are those

[lunar sluice]

i mean i dont mind turning off all my mods to play with something specific

[forest knoll]

when game is fun

[lunar sluice]

just not yahimod lol

[sleek granite]

good design is when +Mult

[pastel surge]

question
does your gamestate interact with the wordle or are the 2 completely unrelated

[wanton lintel]

and instawin me and the homies hate instawin

[dreamy abyss]

bad design is when missingnumber

[astral vapor]

ok so i hadn't updated handy since... smods version 0711

[sleek granite]

your Hands and Hand Size are relevant iirc

[main path]

💀

[trail berry]

i need artist!

[wanton lintel]

bet

[trail berry]

im shit at art!

[trail berry]

Thnak you.

[wanton lintel]

np

[pastel surge]

i have a joker that wins the blind IF and only if the blind is The Plant

[main path]

also i havent gotten that issue where ur hand size becomes 0 randomly

[astral vapor]

what

[wanton lintel]

even then, having a joker that instantly seals the win is just a yawm.jpeg moment and make ppl enjoy the mod less

[astral vapor]

i clicked a planet card

i clicked chiron specificallu

[pastel surge]

what are -1 and 1

[buoyant kestrel]

i have one and it has a fixed chance to make you lose as well
complete gamba

[pastel surge]

i see

[astral vapor]

ok so clicking ANY planet crashes my damn game

WHAT THE FUCKM

[trail berry]

okay i have

Azure Joker (Uncommon)
Create 3 Negative Planet Cards for final played poker hand at end of round
Self-destructs

[buoyant kestrel]

also not instawin run because why? its instawin blind

[wind token]

I’m eating chips and dip rn

[pastel surge]

the only intresting way you could do smth with instawin if it was hard to achive

[forest knoll]

good instawin design: brings up the win screen, disables the endless mode button. go start a new run clown

[pastel surge]

smth like exodia from yu-gi-oh or smth

[astral vapor]

yahimod's instawin tarot card

[pastel surge]

?

[main path]

dawg
it must be a pain to update all ur mods lmao

[trail berry]

erm actually its a fakeout

[buoyant kestrel]

small chance i believe

[astral vapor]

ok so the solution was luapatcher

i love lua patcher

<3

[quartz wasp]

That's what I'm saying, Geometry Dash in Balatro is way crazier

[sleek granite]

$^2 but 50% chance to die

[pastel surge]

what is $^2

what do these mean

[main path]

also milky has a bug
it says +3 joker slots but it only gives 1

[pastel surge]

im not educated in operators above ^

[dreamy abyss]

autumnmood

[astral vapor]

i uh

fixed that

[sleek granite]

missing number

[astral vapor]

i forgot to change it...

sowwy~

[pastel surge]

does it get higher

[astral vapor]

@main path can you try playing with astro's deck in my mod

[main path]

alr

[trail berry]

^$2, then ^$0.5

[astral vapor]

can we get much higher?

[main path]

do u want me to test a specific interaction or just play with it for a while

[wanton lintel]

i think i disliked this joker (im the pink and the bottom text)

[astral vapor]

just play with it. make sure animations are on and your sfx volume is turned up

dawg u have a whole ass deck

[main path]

oh i see
mreow

[sleek granite]

astro what if there was a +Joker and it gave +4 +Mult

it is added to mult

[wanton lintel]

this is a code card but yeah

[main path]

also i had aikoshen installed, saw intrusive thoughts first shop and used it and i fucking died

[astral vapor]

btw that sound is actually astro meowing into a mic

@fair thistle thank you astro

[sleek granite]

and unaffected by balancing

[astral vapor]

i have a genuine astro meow sfx

[main path]

oh i thought it was astro recording their cat or something LMAO

[astral vapor]

:3

lmao no its actually astro meowing

[sleek granite]

and circumvents things like Topple the Titans that want your Chips to be X# more than your Mult

yea

[wind token]

I sneezed

[sleek granite]

+Mult

[astral vapor]

boss blind idea

Gay
Straight and Straight flushes are debuffed

heterochromia?

[quartz wasp]

I want to make a Joker that lets you play Gays that's just any sequence of 5 cards

[dreamy abyss]

what if there was a joker that changed its effect randomly at the end of round

[trail berry]

cat with homophobia (uncommon)
X3 mult
played hand must be a straight

[quartz wasp]

True

[sleek granite]

what if alpine lily

[quartz wasp]

What if you wanted a Joker
But LocalThunk said
One effect per

[vapid swan]

An amazing logo

[sleek granite]

i gotta make alpine lily cooler

like its cool but cooler

[pastel surge]

what if

[sleek granite]

why are you reading

[wanton lintel]

i forgot this meme lmao

[lean wyvern]

hes in

[pastel surge]

kill means remove right?

[lean wyvern]

yeah

[quartz wasp]

What if you had unlimited Jokers
But no Jokers

[wanton lintel]

ok my ill ass needs sleep gn moddites

[pastel surge]

can you get it back?

[wanton lintel]

not the 3

[pastel surge]

okay so i have a question
i have a deck
its special thing is that it can get vanilla decks as jokers
i have every single vanilla deck as a joker
but i have no idea what to do for Nebula, Checkered and Erratic

[wanton lintel]

Erratic: All played cards have their rank and suit shuffled after scoring
Nebula: Unscored cards gain a consumable creating seal
Checkered: Two suits are counted as the same each ante, suit pairs randomly generated when first blind of ante selected

[worn dagger]

Friending on steam tomorrow

[astral vapor]

hey astro

i need to tell you something

meow meow meow meow mrrrow meow meow meow mrrp meow

[pastel surge]

i think this is pretty good

[deft ore]

what's the deck that makes decks appear as jokers's joker

[pastel surge]

what

[soft thorn]

deckception

[deft ore]

the deck you're making

whats that as a joker