⚙・modding-general

[round pilot]

this BITCH is such a toxic abuser

[sterile hornet]

evil notmario is CRYPTPOSTING

[round pilot]

she only wants me for my food

the second its gone she runs back to her mommy

[woven orchid]

crp needs to detonate

[wanton rapids]

oh yeah this is my evil clone of course

[lunar sluice]

evil cryptposting be like: actually good joke which isnt just "this joker is badly designed"

[round pilot]

(the bitch in question is my dog)

[lunar sluice]

all of my suggestions actually had substance to the mechanics they used instead of just "1 trillion billion mult"

[woven orchid]

actually good joke? like zulu?

[sterile hornet]

mm i feel right at home
and by home i mean the celeste discord general chat

[lunar sluice]

ultimus was funny because it was fucked up and that one quick time event joker was funny because it was a quick time event joker

[worn bone]

sfark humor

[sterile hornet]

well i figured

[lunar sluice]

not to mention all which they literally fucking killed the joke

just to make it "balanced"

[west hatch]

1 balatrillion mult, chips, glop, sfark, pow, zulu, and mr. mystery man points

[wanton rapids]

+4 Fun

[worn bone]

wait wtf was the joke

[lunar sluice]

theoriginal joke was

sell this joker to create all cards

including all

[hard plank]

lily do you wanna add more cross mod

[woven orchid]

the only thing in crp that actually looked llike a joke to me instead of just being "eh" was the 1 quadrillion jolly jokers one

[wanton rapids]

+4 Bumpscosity

[woven orchid]

sure

[west hatch]

+4 yesmario

[lunar sluice]

they killed most of my ideas for balance reasons which really means they couldnt be bothered to figure out how to code it

most of them were pretty easy imo

even ultimus

[worn bone]

+4

[west hatch]

+4 jollyjokerpokers

[wanton rapids]

+2 jokes

[worn bone]

doesnt even say anything else its just +4

[west hatch]

x4 balatrillion dollars

[lunar sluice]

ultimus was like

[woven orchid]

what

[lunar sluice]

x2 all values even settings

[terse portal]

mixture of
joyous/lax/pissed/sad/verge of tears

so whatever that is

[lunar sluice]

including stuff like the crt strength

[worn bone]

EVEN SETTINGS AHIAJDJFJFIFJFJFJF

[west hatch]

adds a giant 4 onto your screen

[woven crag]

Giga crt

[wanton rapids]

^^2 settings

[worn bone]

entropyposting when

[west hatch]

preposterous crt

[wanton rapids]

you will Perish if any sound plays

and sound was above 1

[worn bone]

which is actually funny

[lunar sluice]

it would not be that hard to code just loop through G.I.CARD, loop through G.SETTINGS and then like loop through G.GAME.round_resets and some other chosen values

like G.GAME.dollars

[woven crag]

Thats really high speed

[lunar sluice]

wait until i make a second content mod

well

third

[wanton rapids]

4^4=256

so its not that high

[woven crag]

And also

Giga crt

[lunar sluice]

giga volume

200% volume

[west hatch]

100 balatrillion ascencion power

[woven orchid]

thankfully 0^1000 ihf i is i t hink thuirhiuhmdfjgldfjkgjkdfjkhngdfkndkj

[worn bone]

reminds me of the +3 speed joker

[woven crag]

_ _

[lunar sluice]

=0 settings

[woven crag]

0 speed

[west hatch]

set all setting to be battery-powered so you have to charge them

[sterile hornet]

just make a joker that divides anything by 0 why not

[worn bone]

+500 cigarettes

[solar sandal]

2 wheel of misfortune with pessimistic joker was a better idea in my head

[unkempt current]

+4 mult

[worn bone]

no way

[forest knoll]

solar powered settings, they scale based on the brightness of your computer screen

[woven crag]

So just everything =nan

If im not mistaken

[solar sandal]

hi meta

[west hatch]

how about everything =aunt

[forest knoll]

hi aven

[west hatch]

get ready for compare errors

[worn bone]

rotate everything 90 degrees

[lunar sluice]

also i really love how they stole dekatrias old effect unintentionally, someone left a note saying how "this is like dekatria" and instead of fixing it they made it more similar

for quetta m

that was fun

[west hatch]

t
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[woven crag]

not Mult

[worn bone]

wow now i really want cryptposting if it was good

[woven orchid]

wait was that not intentional

[lunar sluice]

also i like how most of my ideas went uncredited as "unknown" on the doc even though theres literally not anyone else it could have been

[woven crag]

Whats quetta m again

[plush hound]

🫂

[west hatch]

1 balatrillion zany jokers

35 balatrillion mad jokers

[terse portal]

Im fiiiiiine

[lunar sluice]

they didnt even credit me for redundancy

which is like

[woven orchid]

i kinda just took them for awful designers that just stole ideas because i honestly just thought they saw dekatria and assumed itd be really funny if they made it marginally different

[lunar sluice]

the best idea in the whole mod

[worn rain]

this lineup lmao

[lunar sluice]

all is the fucking worst one but ive already talked about all to death

[west hatch]

canvas:

[woven crag]

I love declare like cards

[solar sandal]

this is funny

[hard plank]

use Balatro Black

[deft ore]

what in the hell is this

[lunar sluice]

fuckin cryptposting

i just need to make sure people know how bad it actually is

[west hatch]

1 balaquadrillion jolly jokers

[deft ore]

how has someone managed to make a mod worse than cryptid

[hard plank]

my mod is worse

[woven orchid]

i remember when i got harassed over speaking out about how bad cryptposting was
that was a fun time i should do it again

[hard plank]

i think

[lunar sluice]

all of the hands and planets i made are uncredited fully

not even "unknown"

literally no credits

[west hatch]

i can
uhhh uhhhhhhhhh
1 balalalaquadrillion +nil mult

[wraith seal]

all i know of cryptosting is a joker that gives you incomprehensible score in 1 click

[west hatch]

there

[wanton rapids]

aiko your mod is peak

[wraith seal]

-# but tbf that probably doesnt cut down to which joker specifically

[hard plank]

but my mod has cryptposting cross mod ...

[woven crag]

{infinity}infinity chips and mult

Most balanced cryptposting joker

[woven orchid]

um kill it and then :)

[lunar sluice]

all my editions are uncredited too

[hard plank]

Team :)

[deft ore]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[hard plank]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[wanton rapids]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[woven orchid]

triple ping is immense

[unkempt current]

I was about to ping

[wanton rapids]

one wrong note does not spoil the symphony

[deft ore]

okay we don't ALL need to ping them

[unkempt current]

Would have been quadruple

[woven orchid]

how do yall do it so quickly the role doesnt pop up for me

so i have to copy the id

[unkempt current]

MODS WAKE UP

[deft ore]

thanks mods

[wanton rapids]

just press space after @ mods

[lunar sluice]

most of my vouchers are uncredited but i dont remember which are mine so i wasnt too bothered about that

[unkempt current]

oh

[whole hatch]

Pew pew

[sterile hornet]

only so much you can do with a joke lol

[woven crag]

Thanks mods

[woven orchid]

oh lmao

[unkempt current]

🔫

[sterile hornet]

theres a point where the mod should probably stop

[lunar sluice]

my tags are credited because i went in and edited them all myself at some point

now i cant do that

because its suggestions only

[digital jungle]

i mean tbf the doc is fairly messy but if you want credit i can tell them to add it

[deft ore]

can cryptposting go meet polterworx and never come back

[west hatch]

my mod is objectively worse beacuse its an cryptposting addon with a rarity called transitive

[lunar sluice]

no i dont want to be associated with this mod

[sterile hornet]

what
what mod

[hard plank]

🏳️‍⚧️

[west hatch]

and like 2 balatrillion other ones

[deft ore]

cryptposting

[lunar sluice]

im just mad because this should have never happened in the first place

[west hatch]

im proud tho

[hard plank]

gappie !

[digital jungle]

alr then

[sterile hornet]

thats a mod
ithought that was just the term for posting cryptid bullshit

[woven orchid]

aikoyori what if you removed the crp aikoyori effect and added a second vallkarri effect

[sterile hornet]

aiko!

[lunar sluice]

add a second and third and fourth entropy effect

[woven orchid]

that too i think

[hard plank]

😭

[west hatch]

pointer can litterally create ^^^4 mult joker but not legendary+, the rarity list is screwed

not mine

[deft ore]

add a smods effect for aikoyori

[hard plank]

each mod has different levels of cross mod

[lunar sluice]

can you add a lovely effect

[west hatch]

add a balatro effect

[hard plank]

base effect...

[woven orchid]

SMODS.AikoyoriEffect

[west hatch]

add a steam effect

[lunar sluice]

itd probably be stored under AKYRS

[west hatch]

add a computer effect

[lunar sluice]

but tbh thats not a bad idea

[woven orchid]

no but aikoshen is that important

[hard plank]

AKYRS_CROSSMOD.AikoyoriEffect

[west hatch]

add a world effect

[woven orchid]

its in base smods now

[deft ore]

yeah thatd be a great way to do crossmod

[woven orchid]

guys

[lunar sluice]

can you add a chess deck effect

[woven orchid]

cross my mod i literally have so many open functions for you to use

[deft ore]

every balatro modded playthrough legally has to have aikoshen

[hard plank]

ruby

chess deck was never funny

[lunar sluice]

:3

[terse portal]

IM LATE

did I miss it

[sterile hornet]

we need some improv class in here, some of these jokes make me want to leave lol

[hard plank]

sorry gappie my fault

[sterile hornet]

mmmm popsicle

noooo

aiko youre cool\

[terse portal]

let’s improv…..together…..

[sterile hornet]

Real Time Fan Dubs balatro modding chat edition

[woven orchid]

example:
vallkarri.add_quantum_deck()
vallkarri.add_hand_buff()
vallkarri.add_xp_modifier()

[west hatch]

ok we're hating on everything unbalanced atp
cryptid, cryptposting, what's next, smods

[terse portal]

wait thatd lowk be cool

[sterile hornet]

well yes
but why smods

when

[worn bone]

i love how madcap incomprehensibly crashes if you dont have aikoshen

[sterile hornet]

we could be hating on talisman

[honest zephyr]

grrrr smods added xChips!!!! UNBALANCED!!!!!!!! /j

[wanton rapids]

xchips are balanced but they're not vanilla

[hard plank]

i love xchips for thematic purpose

[worn bone]

you need aikoshen to play madcap

for some fucking reason

[sterile hornet]

yeaaaa

[deft ore]

based

[west hatch]

grr balatro added +Mult!!! UNBALANCED!!!!!!!!!!! /j

[terse portal]

accidental dependency

[deft ore]

everyone add an aikoshen dependency to their mod rn

[woven orchid]

hey... i have a solution to this you know....

[terse portal]

never again

[lunar sluice]

why would i want something that goes out of its way to not care about being well designed, there is literally a difference between being chaotic and being unbalanced

[deft ore]

aikoshen required for everything 🔥

[worn bone]

the game just crashes without it?????

[woven orchid]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1380780133018767450

[terse portal]

Do the thing

YEAHH

[sterile hornet]

just have -mult for it to be in equilibrium

[woven orchid]

NOMOREMULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sterile hornet]

ABOLISH NUMBERS

[terse portal]

NOMOREMULT!!!

[sterile hornet]

NO MORE READING

[deft ore]

NOMOREMULT

[sterile hornet]

I LOVE DEMOCRACY AND RIOTS

NOMOREMULT

[worn bone]

remove high card i heard high card builds are too strong

[west hatch]

no more balatro

[terse portal]

I will be playing 3 and 4 soon

[wanton rapids]

no more mult ?

[lunar sluice]

i think what people dont understand is that there is a difference between powerful effects in equilibrium with difficult mechanics and effects that are just overpowered or overly cruel for no reason

[deft ore]

no more mult and no more es

and no more boss blinds

[west hatch]

we should abolish balatro and go to degenerate gamblers

[lunar sluice]

instakill blinds dont balance out infinity mult because instakill blinds are not fun and infinity mult is not fun

[deft ore]

no more boss blinds coming never

[worn bone]

go to balala joker poker

[naive anchor]

Hi, my game keeps crashing when I check my deck what do I do

Here's the crash report:

[terse portal]

I hope I don’t accidentally do this /gen

[sterile hornet]

too far man, i need my balala

[west hatch]

actually, no more cards

[forest knoll]

no more chips!

[west hatch]

pool

[worn bone]

balala joker poker

[woven orchid]

shaders...

[west hatch]

actually no games

unlimted bacon

[worn bone]

not that one theres a more cursed one

[lunar sluice]

i mean just like be a sane person and youre probably fine

its really hard to make something overpowered to the point where its unfun unless thats your goal

[digital jungle]

so do mult jokers just do nothing

[west hatch]

wait let's starve to death

[deft ore]

update all your mods

[terse portal]

“I Beat Balatro Without Scoring A Single Card”

[worn bone]

it has jarvis

[lunar sluice]

sure a common with a powerful effect is bad but its not nearly as bad as any joker that lets you win instantly with just that

[west hatch]

and it's just using nibru

[woven orchid]

jarvis....

[deft ore]

head cards???

[woven orchid]

can you give me a head card

[honest zephyr]

JARVIS!!!!

[deft ore]

the term face card isn't copyrighted 😭

[terse portal]

are these real or ai/genq

[honest zephyr]

should i add jarvis to my new content mod i'm making

[worn bone]

real its an actual fucking bootleg you can play

[woven orchid]

add dolia

[west hatch]

M is now Horizon

[honest zephyr]

and make a new rank called "Head of [suit]"

[terse portal]

uh oh

[deft ore]

the sprites are ai i think

[naive anchor]

K

[forest knoll]

given that the app description in the app store is ai generated i'd assume the art is too. at least partially

[worn bone]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/jokerpoker-balala/id6478941798

[deft ore]

but the game does actually exist

[woven orchid]

i have planedolia & tarodolia & spectradolia

[west hatch]

codedolia when

[naive anchor]

But quick question, does cartomancer need steammodded?

[honest zephyr]

the idea of these scare me

[west hatch]

fraudolia

[deft ore]

what is the benefit of spectradolia

[wanton rapids]

gotta love balala

[naive anchor]

Or is that just for cryptid?

[lunar sluice]

inverdolia tomorrow

[deft ore]

theres nothing that synergizes with using spectrals

[worn bone]

add grilled chickenadolia

[deft ore]

does this apply to playing cards in your deck

[woven orchid]

the other dolialikes are identical but with higher chances

[wanton rapids]

stonejokerjoker morefluff is a balala reference apparently (i havent played it but one of my friends did)

[sterile hornet]

i will specifically do the thing thats thats the anti of that

[worn bone]

instead of spectral cards, eat grilled chicken

[woven orchid]

yes
you can open a standard pack and find 5 spectral cards

[terse portal]

numberslop?

[worn bone]

(i still cant figure out what grilled chicken should do)

[west hatch]

+4 mult is numberslop

[hard plank]

sorry

[west hatch]

all hail +3 mult

[deft ore]

wait ew fixed chance

[lunar sluice]

this is just like.....

entropy......

[worn bone]

aikoshen compat and add letterslop

[sterile hornet]

no its just ban all code cards

[deft ore]

0/10 no oops compat

[terse portal]

I forgive you

[woven orchid]

its not technically fixed

if you have 2 of them it goes up to 10%

[sterile hornet]

i dont even know what the consumabledolias do lmao

[worn bone]

does it work with oops all sixes

[woven orchid]

but its not oops compat because it is LITERALLY a 5% chance, it's not a 1 in 20

[wanton rapids]

oh ew additive chance checks

[hard plank]

Divisive Daffodil
Divide score by amount of es in it every second

[west hatch]

aikoshen compat with cooking: you can find letters in your cooking now

[deft ore]

thats also bad

[honest zephyr]

make it 1 in 20 so that it's oops compatible...

[deft ore]

it should be like checking the chance again

[worn bone]

alphabet soup

[west hatch]

aikoshen compat with notepad when

wait you can type letters in it

aikoshen compat with screenshot

[honest zephyr]

scrabble but balatro

[deft ore]

my spectral replacement joker could beat up your spectral replacement joker

[worn bone]

does anyone else never really use letters from letter boosters

[rugged fable]

What do the other ones do

[worn bone]

i feel like i never have a need for them in balala

[lunar sluice]

my spectral replacement card could beat up your spectral replacement card

[woven orchid]

the same thing but with higher chances

[worn bone]

like. i want to have many different letters

why would i reduce that

[deft ore]

my omen globe could beat up your rune

[woven orchid]

Oka y,

[lunar sluice]

neg-diff

rune of oss clears

[worn bone]

rune of loss

[terse portal]

very soon

[honest zephyr]

okay so. you know how the inverted version of spectral cards look right.

[lunar sluice]

yes

[terse bronze]

hii there

I have a question

[round pilot]

:.|:;

[deft ore]

| | |
| | |_

[worn bone]

ok whats the question

[terse bronze]

does someone know if there is a md that lets you stack aditions / seals / enhancements?
like a lucky and glass card with polichrome and foil plus a red seal and a golden seal
is there anithing like that?

[honest zephyr]

i have an absolutely genius texture pack idea for you.

[deft ore]

no

[honest zephyr]

lesbian colored omen cards

[lunar sluice]

perhaps

[terse bronze]

aw

[deft ore]

likely never will exist for enhancements

[woven orchid]

seals on everything lets you stack multiple seals i believe

[worn bone]

quantum enhancements,,,,

[lunar sluice]

enhancement is easy just quantum enhancements

[woven orchid]

as far as im aware, no to the other two

[lunar sluice]

its just laggy as shit

[deft ore]

visibilty

[lunar sluice]

okay?

doesnt need to look good to be possible

[deft ore]

i would assume the average mod developer wants it to look decent

[lunar sluice]

okay well i am above average so i am better

[worn bone]

every frame it changes appearance to a different enhancement

[deft ore]

it's possible in the sense that pouring river water in your socks in possible

[worn bone]

its quick its easy and its free

[honest zephyr]

also does weld have a spectrans crossmod compat

[lunar sluice]

no because omens dont have spectrans compat

[worn bone]

bisexual planet cards

[lunar sluice]

even though weld is like half spectral

[worn bone]

gay tarot cards

[lunar sluice]

i just kinda forgot because its an omen

[terse bronze]

maybe stays visibly as one enhancement but has the efect of all others

[solar sandal]

Awesome

[honest zephyr]

ah okay makes sense

[wanton rapids]

t(aro) card

[worn bone]

oh speaking of texture packs

[woven orchid]

shaders...

[worn bone]

has anyone made one that replaces the chariot with

[deft ore]

that's possible

[worn bone]

i know theres a sun->sus one but like. cmon

the king’s chariot can not be stopped

[woven orchid]

i am so tired of this fucking goat please kill him already

[worn bone]

flowey:

[wanton rapids]

truth supernova

[lunar sluice]

whats wrong with goats?

[deft ore]

flowey speech bubble

[honest zephyr]

i dunno what to name my content mod

[deft ore]

hold on i don't have an image of that ready

[lunar sluice]

toriel speech bubble

[worn bone]

placeholderymcplaceyface

[woven orchid]

the problem is when they are named asgore

[deft ore]

toriel wouldnt kill him

[lunar sluice]

what about togore?

[honest zephyr]

😭 bro

[woven orchid]

togore may live

[deft ore]

balatrue

[lunar sluice]

what about ruby though

[woven orchid]

what i actually meant is im just tired of the 'driving in my car' asgore meme

[honest zephyr]

togore-tastic

[deft ore]

togore knight theory on top

[lunar sluice]

youre wrong

[worn bone]

what about chester knight

[wanton rapids]

wdym ""theory""

[lunar sluice]

burgerpants knight

[worn bone]

kris knight theory 2

[lunar sluice]

burgerpants knight is actually like the funniest theory ever

except like

[deft ore]

we are NOT going back there

[lunar sluice]

markiplier theory

[worn rain]

this shit is so stupid im on ante 2

[worn bone]

screaming ape theory

[honest zephyr]

nah wait. you know that girl burgerpants is talking to?

[lunar sluice]

markiplier theory is funny because its name is so fuckin stupid but it actually has evidence to support it and it is a serious theory

[deft ore]

did you know i used to be a seven knights theory believer

[honest zephyr]

that's the knight.

[deft ore]

thats bratty bro

[lunar sluice]

wym 7 knights, theres obviously 4?

[deft ore]

(gender neutral)

[lunar sluice]

theres 2 roaring knights and then 2 unroaring knights

[worn bone]

wtf is screaming ape theory

[lunar sluice]

just like in chess

[honest zephyr]

unroaring knights make light fountains

[worn bone]

i still cant get over how oberon smog is real

[wanton rapids]

at the start of chapter 5 the vessel creation screen plays 15 more times, 8 with inverted colours

[lunar sluice]

what do you think the sun is?

just a light fountain

no wait

at the start of chapter 5 it cuts to a different planet

[worn rain]

wonderful cop

[lunar sluice]

and theres a new vessel creation screen

[honest zephyr]

"HEY CAN YOU
MAKE 15 MORE VESSELS
PLEASE"

[lunar sluice]

and you get to choose the vessels blood color from a set of 12

but in the place where lime would be

its gray

[deft ore]

deltarune.exe is the light fountain

[wanton rapids]

i feel like most people would get stuck deciding here

[worn bone]

chapter 5 chapter 2

[wanton rapids]

they might never leave their home again

[lunar sluice]

chapter 6 chapter 6 chapter 6

chapter 6 chapter 6 intermission 1

[deft ore]

if a dark fountain is a gateway between the dark world and the layer above then the light fountain would be a gateway between the light world and the layer above (the program)

[lunar sluice]

🔥

[deft ore]

anyways sans secret boss for chapter 5

trust

[wanton rapids]

no the secret boss for chapter 5 is the cowboy vhs

[lunar sluice]

andrew hussie secret boss theory

[forest knoll]

"why did you jump?"

[deft ore]

we're NOT doing woody theory again

[wanton rapids]

you aren't

[lunar sluice]

okay but woody theory actually is not that unplausible with the things we learn from chapter 4 and the chapter 3 scrapped scenes

[digital jungle]

no clearly papyrus is the secret boss for chapter 5

[lunar sluice]

it probably wont happen but like

[deft ore]

sans secret boss for weird route ralsei to gain shadow crystal and become weird route final boss

[west hatch]

100 vessel creation screens

[lunar sluice]

its not literally only based on an old tumblr post anymore

theres actual ingame evidence for it now even if its shaky

[worn bone]

friend inside me

[deft ore]

i just don't see it

[sterile hornet]

i have to create my children very carefully

[deft ore]

i feel like that cowboy vhs is probably still used if it's really his favorite

[lunar sluice]

48*

[deft ore]

maybe he's too busy stalking toriel though

[lunar sluice]

4 vessel screens, then 12, then 4, then 12, then 48

then 2, then 4

[west hatch]

1 balatrillion vessel creation screens

[solemn mason]

Getting 'booster packs are automatically skipped' in a booster pack is fun. Not problematic.

[forest knoll]

vessel screens just pop up randomly to interrupt normal gameplay and gaster's like "hey uh could you try these settings i swear it'll work this time"

[honest zephyr]

"muscle memory"

[lunar sluice]

chapter 5 starts with gaster telling you to enter the players name and then he tells you its wrong and its actually karkat vantas

[wanton rapids]

chapter 5 doesnt actually start

[west hatch]

preview 1080 creation screen and gaster talks In CamelCase Like This

[honest zephyr]

"muscle memory from WHAT?"

[lunar sluice]

memory... like memoryhead.....

muscle theory is real

[digital jungle]

guys clearly chapter 5 is gonna start in the yellow flower bed just like how undertable started

[solemn mason]

Anyway, fix that because I lied and it's a problem.

And not fun.

[lunar sluice]

chapter 5 will start with a meteor coming down on kris' house and the only way to stop it is to open a dark fountain right next to their computer

and they go to a magical video game world

[deft ore]

chapter 5 is going to start in the cage in kris's room and they just don't put us back in for the whole day

[lunar sluice]

piles of asriels dust fall into the kernelsprite theory

[sterile hornet]

okay now you lost me

[blissful brook]

Silly little mod

[deft ore]

taken

[sterile hornet]

land of hopes and dreams yippee

[deft ore]

what

[lunar sluice]

look up kernelsprite

youll shit bricks

[forest knoll]

(homestuck reference)

[solar sandal]

i remember you're blind tokens

[sterile hornet]

ow

[lunar sluice]

tokengraves

[west hatch]

lost... lost is an anargam of toss... toss backwards is ssot... ssot ends with ot... you know what ends with ot? CHICHOT

[deft ore]

hell no

[worn bone]

have you all seen the fucking jaru chapter 3/4 playthrough

[lunar sluice]

ralsei is actually secretly asrielsprite

[sterile hornet]

pfp reaction image

[lunar sluice]

i cracked the code

[deft ore]

should i

[worn bone]

bro is on another level of denial to still be believing in piles of asriel’s dust

[sterile hornet]

to that information

[deft ore]

he's still at it???

[lunar sluice]

undertale is post scratch deltarune

[blissful brook]

Moss mod

[digital jungle]

holy shit its the man who speaks in hands

[sterile hornet]

but will he merge with the davepetasprite to create true masterpiece

[worn bone]

kris literally fucking tells tenna “hey asriel’s in college”

jaru:

“so gerson’s a dustner, maybe this bearded ralsei save point dialogue is about how ralsei is one too”

[woven orchid]

FUCK

[lunar sluice]

its gaster ding sprite

[sterile hornet]

my mind is blown to bricks

[deft ore]

what the fuck did you do

[west hatch]

every fucking joker modification: counts as every fucking joker

[woven orchid]

i Dont want to talk about it

[deft ore]

why is the entire joker atlas on top of jimbo

[lunar sluice]

uv issue

[blissful brook]

Cool jonkler idea

[woven orchid]

^

[deft ore]

kind of impressive how badly you fucked this up actually

[blissful brook]

Acts as random vanilla joker

[woven orchid]

i messed up the scale of something

[lunar sluice]

its actually really easy

[woven orchid]

so it did the whole atlas

[lunar sluice]

you just multiply the uv by a lot

[woven orchid]

instead of 1 joker

[digital jungle]

mmmyes gotta love The Entire Fucking Balatro Joker Atlas

[lunar sluice]

or divide ig i dont remember stuff

[sterile hornet]

this is what someone who's figuring out their gender looks like

[worn bone]

make this an actual joker

[west hatch]

joker the poker

[woven orchid]

what does that mean

[deft ore]

poker the poker

[worn bone]

balala joker poker

[woven orchid]

now he's completely normal :(

[west hatch]

2 balatrillion vessel creation screens

[sterile hornet]

what does what mean

[lunar sluice]

give him a little bit of uv as a treat

[digital jungle]

joker the joker

[west hatch]

uh no, it's actually missing an atom

[woven orchid]

i have no clue how im supposed to do this

[wanton rapids]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[deft ore]

kill

thank you mods

[whole hatch]

boom

[west hatch]

mods, make him only have cursed jokers

[honest zephyr]

how are so many people getting hacked wtf

[deft ore]

scams probably

[woven orchid]

i think uv is probably wrong(?)

[lunar sluice]

they are stupid

[deft ore]

people are stupid at times

at times is 24/7/365

[sterile hornet]

every single time.. i just look away and suddenly theres something that was removed by mods that i will never see

[woven orchid]

i am not sure you wanted to see it

[lunar sluice]

it was free money

the mods are greedy

[sterile hornet]

well it was just coincidental it happened twice

i dont get paid nickels for it though

[worn bone]

balala joker poker

[nova flax]

someone will get PTSD from this

[woven orchid]

turn off crt

[nova flax]

no

[worn bone]

oh god oh fuck tainted eden

[nova flax]

tainted laz, t eden is already a deck i made :)

[west hatch]

imagine if spectral expansion pack

[wanton rapids]

no it was porn actually

[worn bone]

AH

[deft ore]

steel cards go crazy???

[worn rain]

oh come on 😭😭😭

[lunar sluice]

you gott make a github so i can contribute more

[deft ore]

the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming

[nova flax]

i'll actually do that right now

[deft ore]

crt moment

[nova flax]

i've been struggling w this deck the entire day

[nova flax]

we LOVE crt

[lunar sluice]

i wanna reorganise it if the organisation is the same as it was before

no offense but its kind of bad

[worn bone]

i love tv

[nova flax]

yeah it is

[nova flax]

oh don't worry I know, no hard feelings

[deft ore]

take my points

[lunar sluice]

ive been thinking about unlocks too thats something the mod should probably have

[west hatch]

i love tv

i love tv

i love tv

i love tv

actually, wait, i shouldn't spam

[lunar sluice]

unlocks for gold staking each deck which unlock their mechanic as a joker somehow and unlocks for actually unlocking the tainted decks

[west hatch]

i love tv*balatrillion

[deft ore]

gold staking red deck so i can unlock drunkard

[lunar sluice]

well no

it only applies to tainted decks

same as it works in isaac

[nova flax]

I've been thinking if the decks themselves should also be unlockable by gold staking base decks. I didn't bother w unlocks because I wanted to finish the decks first

[frigid mica]

Collect my rings

[lunar sluice]

gold staking maybe

unless you wanna go the isaac pathway and have a secret route

with a harder boss

[west hatch]

you have to unlock every joker

[nova flax]

that would require a plenty of work, but we can make it happen eventually

[worn bone]

find my bishop rings

[lunar sluice]

i dont really mind as long as you think its whats best

i have a bunch of free time now that entropy 1.0.0 is basically done

[nova flax]

honestly I am just going according to the vibe, this started off as me replacing the OST and grew into a whole branch of tainted decks so there's a plenty of room

[worn bone]

entropy crossmod add one jimbillion twisted cards

[west hatch]

true

[woven orchid]

please. let me live

[worn bone]

can you change them all to jolly joker

[deft ore]

4 in 1 deal

[woven orchid]

what did i do wrong to deserve this fro mthe shader demons

i just want pixelated ish

[umbral pilot]

what the fluff

[woven orchid]

note: there are no shader gods. that would be an oxymoron

[wanton lintel]

my jokers are either
-meta af
-non + or X function
-factorial

[wind token]

Fuck it, I’m making a dead island 2 mod

[deft ore]

why does galdur crash when it can't find localization

mf has no fallbacks

[wind token]

I would do the same

[wanton rapids]

so true

[wanton rapids]

. ...

[woven orchid]

hmm

[deft ore]

i'm going to kill the localization gods

[woven orchid]

that's also an oxymoron

[deft ore]

gods don't have to be benevolent

[woven orchid]

Wowzers,

[deft ore]

how is this fucking ERROR

what the fuck do you mean

[wind token]

It’s error because it wants to kill you

[wanton rapids]

1 error ....

[gilded vortex]

is something else replacing the name?

[woven orchid]

why is it pure black

[deft ore]

not that i can tell

[wanton rapids]

what if the joker was pink and yellow
edition (makes joker pink and yellow)
^^^^^^^^^^^1.00000000000000001 mult

[gilded vortex]

Do you have another functioning deck?

[deft ore]

yeah every deck except this one

is it because i'm returning a key in my loc_vars?

[woven orchid]

is there a difference between the two i genuinely can't tell

[gilded vortex]

Maybe

[wanton rapids]

theres some weird pixel artifacting on the second one

look at the edges of the letters

[deft ore]

they look identical to me

[woven orchid]

it is not in fact identical

[deft ore]

deep fried jimbo

[woven orchid]

ts frying me bro

[wind token]

One is gay

[gilded vortex]

The other one too

[wind token]

Jimbo x Jimbo

[olive plover]

the red on the lower one is less saturated

[wind token]

No, they look the same

[gilded vortex]

Yeah, the top one looks brighter

besides the artifacting on the bottom one

[wind token]

No I’m right! /j

[gilded vortex]

Lex Luthor?

[wind token]

Idk, I don’t remember his name

[wanton rapids]

john hit man ?

[woven orchid]

there we go
this isn't what i originally wanted but i'll go with it i guess

[wanton rapids]

yoo whiteboard oldfluff

[wind token]

Stop being correct, I don’t like it when I’m wrong /j

[olive plover]

ok

[honest zephyr]

NO NO NO NO NO ON NO NONONO

[wind token]

Thank you

[honest zephyr]

DON'T REROLL MY SACRED HEART INTO BOB'S BRAIN

[olive plover]

what

[woven orchid]

life if editions also coloured the soul sprite

[wind token]

Why are you on fire

[wanton rapids]

lily please brilliant react that message

the one with the image

[solar sandal]

aiko shenanigan

[olive plover]

fireball

[woven orchid]

my eyesight feels blurry

[wanton rapids]

no way like from cryptid

[wind token]

Try blinking

[olive plover]

acquire lens

[wind token]

Call me John hit man bc I’m gonna drown you

[woven orchid]

i think im going to go do something else because looking at shaders for 2h is not eyes

[wanton rapids]

oh!

[honest zephyr]

i was struggling to find a name for my mod

but i decided to name it after an omen card in entropy

now it's called rendezvous

[gilded vortex]

French mod

[deft ore]

oh you're fucking kidding me. that's how localization works

really

[gilded vortex]

what's up

[trail berry]

Square (Legendary)
Played cards each give X4 Mult when scored if the hand is a Four of a Kind

[honest zephyr]

fuckkkkk i turned french noooo

the funny thing is.

[worn bone]

i love how the balatro mod naming convention is currently that 0 mod tells you what the fuck it does based on the title

[deft ore]

fun fact: on specifically decks the name of the deck does not utilize the key provided in loc_vars

[trail berry]

seals on everything...

[hard plank]

my mod

[deft ore]

but the description does

[wanton rapids]

more fluff ....

[deft ore]

my mod

[neat widget]

are you seeing this mr morefluff

[trail berry]

Pentagon (Legendary)
Played cards each give X5 Mult when scored if the hand is a Five of a Kind

[honest zephyr]

i'm planning to add a consumable type that has an inverted variant if you have entropy enabled

[gilded vortex]

don't you mean: merde je suis devenu français noooon

[deft ore]

can we publicly execute thunk for writing this code

[wanton rapids]

hmmm

[worn bone]

Point (Legendary)
Played cards each give X1 Mult when scored if the hand is a High Card

[honest zephyr]

so my mod's name being named after an omen card loops back around!!!

[strong obsidian]

Yes, the other answer lies within the Phanta mod.

[trail berry]

Trapezoid (Shapeulous)
Played cards each give ^3 Mult when scored if the hand is a Three of a Kind

[neat widget]

okay now this is jsut getting lazy

[solar sandal]

me when the joker doesnt do anything without value manip

[deft ore]

Circle
Played cards each give {naneinf}naneinf mult if played hand contains at least naneinf cards

[hard plank]

my mod does what the mod name says

aikoyori's shenanigans

[neat widget]

my mod does what the people need

[deft ore]

🤝

[hard plank]

what else can it mean other than i add a bunch of shit

[trail berry]

what are the shape cards that i just made up kinda (square, pentagon) tier 3 type mult/chips jokers

[worn bone]

we have three different kinds of mod names:
-[moddername]’s outrageous tomfoolery
-yo theres random shit
-wow this word sounds cool

[deft ore]

you forgot
-literally just the name of a vanilla card

[wanton rapids]

jens almanach

[worn bone]

yeah thats the third category

[neat widget]

oh my god wait

i'm inventing a new type of mod name

[serene bolt]

guys help me install cryptid it keeps crashing

[deft ore]

fair

[trail berry]

where does PokerJokers fall into this

[neat widget]

you guys know the spells like tasha's hideous laughter in DND

[wanton rapids]

fourth kind is just name of videogame

[deft ore]

1 and 2

[serene bolt]

anyone wanna help mne?

[wind token]

Stop calling me out bro

[worn bone]

post crashlog

[serene bolt]

ok

[wanton rapids]

my sincerest apologies

[serene bolt]

Oops! The game crashed:
Syntax error: functions/misc_functions.lua:820: ')' expected near '='

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1o-FULL (best guess)
Modded Version: 1.0.0~BETA-0711a-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.8.0
Platform: Windows

Stack Traceback

(3) C function 'function: 0x1c219a60'
(4) global C function 'require'
(5) main chunk of file 'main.lua' at line 874
(6) global C function 'require'
(7) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:323' (best guess)
Local variables:
c = table: 0x1c245a70 {identity:false, version:11.5, accelerometerjoystick:true, modules:table: 0x1c223a90, gammacorrect:false, title:Balatro, externalstorage:false (more...)}
openedconsole = boolean: false
confok = boolean: true
conferr = nil
(8) global C function 'xpcall'
(9) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:362' (best guess)
Local variables:
result = boolean: true
(10) global C function 'xpcall'
(11) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
func = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
inerror = boolean: true
deferErrhand = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
earlyinit = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])

here

[deft ore]

fucked patch

whats the modlist

[neat widget]

fucked patch

[serene bolt]

modlist?

[deft ore]

also do you REALLY want to play cryptid

[neat widget]

what do you mean "modlist?"

[deft ore]

is this ragebait

[serene bolt]

its popular so why not

nah im bad at computers

[neat widget]

dude

[worn bone]

at the very least also add entropy

[deft ore]

as in. the list of mods that you have

[solar sandal]

if its your first mod then its not a good choice like at all

[trail berry]

add #1395133107212128416 😁

[serene bolt]

when i figure this out sure

[worn bone]

did windows do a fuck and not unzip the folders correctly

[deft ore]

it's never a good choice

are they nested

[worn bone]

yeah this

[deft ore]

add https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1385061686200762488

[solar sandal]

it probably might be when/if ruby is given more control over the mod but at the moment its not in a great state

[serene bolt]

guys heeelp

[worn bone]

@serene bolt

[serene bolt]

uh

[formal orchid]

-# add https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1325147180280971294

[worn bone]

are your folders unzipped properly

[deft ore]

as if thatlll ever actually happen

[worn bone]

add #1356061616063385763

[solar sandal]

if it's your first mod then a few mods i reccomend using first are grab bag, paperback, and aikoyori's shenanigans

[serene bolt]

bro just tell me what to do im bad at computers

[worn bone]

ok but haha high number go brr

[deft ore]

this has gotta be ragebait

[neat widget]

reinstall balatro

[deft ore]

i'm gonna go work on my mod

[serene bolt]

no im acttually bad

[neat widget]

but install it better this time

[serene bolt]

ok

[worn bone]

step 1: open the mod folder
step 2: see if theres another folder inside with the same name
step 3: if there is move it out back into the mods folder

[serene bolt]

what??

[neat widget]

don't fuck it up

go

[worn bone]

marie is trolling you

ignore that

[trail berry]

i think we're being too mean bro

[serene bolt]

i only see 1 of each

[neat widget]

you should be meaner so that I can reasonably dislike you more than I already do

[worn bone]

drag the folder with the same name inside out back into the mods folder

[trail berry]

do you have both steamodded and smods cause they're both the Same Thing

[deft ore]

this is why hotpot is better

[serene bolt]

but none have the same name

[worn bone]

guessing its structured like whats on the right

[solar sandal]

i'm going back in time to the first balatro modding era to get cryptid off the modlists

[deft ore]

it only has real modders

[serene bolt]

no steamooded only smods

[trail berry]

okay youre doing great

[worn bone]

post an image of whats inside of the cryptid folder

[fickle elbow]

I was there

[neat widget]

THAT'S RIGHT, we're going BACK IN TIME to the FIRST STEAMODDED to get CRYPTID OFF THE MENU.

[serene bolt]

here

[trail berry]

are you sure your smods isnt outdated

[deft ore]

chat is this balanced

[serene bolt]

it said its the latest one

[worn bone]

wait

[deft ore]

their crashlog said it was latest release

[worn bone]

wait OH i see

[deft ore]

0711a

[worn bone]

you downloaded talisman from source

thats probably fucking things up

[serene bolt]

yes

oh

[worn bone]

download talisman from releases

[solar sandal]

this will probably make ante 1 way harder

[neat widget]

not fun to play but probably balanced

[serene bolt]

wheres that 😭

[fickle elbow]

I think the real problem is talisman

[deft ore]

effectively -1 handsize you dont get 4 jokers by ante 1 end anyways

[worn bone]

https://github.com/SpectralPack/Talisman/releases/tag/v2.3.4

here

[serene bolt]

oh ttysm

[worn bone]

see if replacing talisman with this fixes it

you got a too new talisman which your old main release cryptid doesnt like

also add https://github.com/lord-ruby/Entropy/releases/tag/v1.0.0-alpha5 because its fun

[serene bolt]

wow it worked tysm

[worn bone]

okay now go add entropy

you will enjoy entropy

[trail berry]

add #1395133107212128416 please i need more people than just me to play it

[deft ore]

also add https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1385061686200762488

and https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1334717157098913833 is the best balatro mod except maybe smods

[worn bone]

is everyone shilling the mods they made 💀

[deft ore]

i didnt make grab bag its just awesome

[worn bone]

true

grab bag is awesome

[trail berry]

play all in jest

[worn bone]

we love the eyes suit

[trail berry]

all in jest has like some of the best art

[formal orchid]

add https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1325147180280971294 i was told that it is good

[worn bone]

nevernamed is so goated at art

[trail berry]

and the mechanics are cool

[worn bone]

been there back when nevernamed worked on inscryption mods

[deft ore]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1326135270759993364 is also very good

[solar sandal]

as not grab bag maker i agree that its a good mod in general

[exotic belfry]

Grab Bag is very cool

[trail berry]

maximus is cool

[worn bone]

i cant wait for madcap to become recommendable because right now it is still very unstable and unfinished so i cant recommend it in good conscious

minty’s is :3

[normal nebula]

does anyone know if i can get cryptid on mac

[worn bone]

if i had a nickel for every time somebody here within the last 20 minutes asked for help installing cryptid 💀

[normal nebula]

sorry lol

[trail berry]

we need to get people to play something other than cryptid

[worn bone]

entropy

[deft ore]

play https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1334717157098913833 instead

[worn bone]

except entropic jokers need cryptid to work so

[fickle elbow]

Play all in jest

[worn bone]

do any of those mods work on a mac

i dont have a mac so i dont know

[wanton rapids]

they all do now

they didn't but metherul fixed the bug iirc

[worn bone]

oo nice

[deft ore]

would this be balanced if it was -1 joker slot

3 is not a lot

[fickle elbow]

Should be -5

[worn bone]

-1.5 joker slot

[deft ore]

the funny versioni

[lost inlet]

last joker can only be half joker

[fickle elbow]

Or i can just rip the jokers

[distant badge]

why would you do that…

[fickle elbow]

You get no full cards

[worn bone]

do they all get half the effect

[hard plank]

hi guys

Scoredle 5/6*

14,855
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ||CRANE|| (578)
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ||ROUGH|| (7)
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ||BIRTH|| (4)
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ||FIRTH|| (3)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ||MIRTH||

[worn bone]

,,,,,, half effect, takes up 0.5 of a joker slot

10/10 edition,,,,

[fickle elbow]

Weirdly worded negative

[tall vortex]

wait shit why did i click on the answer

[forest knoll]

no, because you need 2 halved jokers to get the same effect as one negative joker (you can't add an extra joker if you're at 4.5/5 joker slots occupied)

[chilly pine]

who keeps ripping all my fuckin cards bruh

[distant badge]

why did you eated them… the booster…

[hard plank]

😭

[tall vortex]

u should try the Horse opener it's unbeatable

[whole hatch]

ANYTHING but mods bro 😭

[fickle elbow]

¬ᴗ¬

[hard plank]

please eat this

[trail berry]

hey guys what's your favorite mod for any game but balatro

[hard plank]

it looks tasty

Create mod Minecraft

[trail berry]

that heart makes me feel scared

[lost inlet]

figura mod also for minecraft

[whole hatch]

Am I a villager now why are you making me eat this

[hard plank]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[trail berry]

lolhappy is this a threat

[dusty token]

steve joker

[trail berry]

am i getting banned

[whole hatch]

i wish i could post gifs 💔

[trail berry]

then why did gifs get banned 🥀

[hardy brook]

Can't post gifs but you know what you can post

[deft ore]

upgrade cards moment

[trail berry]

can we get level level chips and level level mult

[hardy brook]

what...

[trail berry]

since level chips and mult can be modified

[hardy brook]

You get nothing

lol

[chilly pine]

the Vanilla mod for My Game

[trail berry]

You will Die.

[chilly pine]

yeah so will everyone else

big whoop

[hardy brook]

Neptune From Hyperdimension Neptunia in Sparking Zero Mod

[honest zephyr]

planet cards that boost the chips and mult specific planet cards give

[compact wolf]

idk what is missing but something feels off

[honest zephyr]

fiend folio for tboi

[trail berry]

thats what level chips and mult modification does for most mods at least

[compact wolf]

im trying to make it feel vanilla

[hardy brook]

if you want it to feel vanilla and using the standard layout, the texture shouldn't go to the card edge

Also take your colors directly from balatro itself

[compact wolf]

ok

[hardy brook]

Mind if i show you with your image?

[compact wolf]

sure

[hardy brook]

Btw the rare cases where the layout is broken for not going to border is like delayed gratification but that's more effect than subject

[wheat frost]

surprising that stacked actually made me give a damn about cursed jokers

[deft ore]

crazy luck

hell yeah

[wheat frost]

i didn't show why in the screenshot, but blacklist had a x1.4 effect

[hardy brook]

Btw another thing is your red thing has overlapping outlines. something that's TYPICALLY Avoided in curves

[worn dagger]

My idea got shattered 💔

[wind token]

here i go, making all of these into art

[hardy brook]

This is what i did just quickly to give you an idea but use it as an idea

@compact wolf Hope this helps to show

[compact wolf]

ok

[hardy brook]

Play around with the original, reference what you see

[wind token]

Chat, flying kick or drop kick

[chilly pine]

punch

[wind token]

that is not a choice here

[deft ore]

flying kick

[wind token]

thank

[deft ore]

is this balanced and fun

[fathom gust]

i have an absolutely evil blind idea

upon defeat:
watch a 20 minute long lankybox video

you CANNOT skip the video, you're FORCED to watch it

[chilly pine]

this might be actually diabolical

[deft ore]

ill take that as a yes

great

[velvet bronze]

is this peak?

[worn rain]

eeffoc

[woven orchid]

no,

[hardy brook]

?

[royal spindle]

how do i fix this?

[delicate dust]

has someone already made a joker that increases all blind sizes by x1.5 but gives X2/X3 (X3 might be too much) mult? got the idea from tboi's champion belt (passive item that increases damage but makes champion enemies (enemies with special effects/abilities) appear more often)

[woven crag]

Turning on crash reports would help

[hard plank]

install steamodded

lol

[royal spindle]

pluh

[woven crag]

X3 mult but X1.5 blind size is just X2 mult though no?

[delicate dust]

the humble alt+f4

[delicate dust]

yea i suppose

[fathom gust]

time to make it so you cant use alt+f4 /j

[woven crag]

IM TURNING INTO JIMBO‼️

[solar sandal]

not really

[woven crag]

How so

[solar sandal]

they're applied to different values

[woven crag]

I mean yeah but effectively it does the same

[royal spindle]

thanks >:/

[solar sandal]

while it may be just a 2x in practice there's still some cases where one can apply and not the other

[west hill]

no, not really

[hardy brook]

test

[woven crag]

Crimson heart is like all i can think of

[solar sandal]

like if you entered a blind and it got debuffed

[hardy brook]

weird, having lag

[hardy brook]

hi. i'm crimson heart

[west hill]

if you're coding it properly the blind size should also reduce when it gets debuffed though

[delicate dust]

of course yeah

[stuck steeple]

Does toga stuff go well with Cryptid?

[delicate dust]

all i wanna know if its been done before lmao 😭 🥀

probably right

let me check something

[forest knoll]

X1.5 blind size, X5 mult, always pinned

[woven crag]

Most mods tend to not go very well with cryptid due to the insane big number cryptid jokers powercreeping jokers from most other mods

Unless youre playing balance branch rhat is

[stuck steeple]

I play the mid option on cryptid but liked the look of some of the cards in toga

[woven crag]

I mean you can always try it

[stuck steeple]

I do get the odd crash so maybe I shouldn't add more reasons to cause crashes

[delicate dust]

thats how ive been going about playing balatro modded