⚙・modding-general

[fair thistle]

get it cuz

freddie

mercury

[visual kindle]

If

[daring sluice]

no

[fair thistle]

oh

[daring sluice]

i DONT get it

[fair thistle]

bohemian rhapsody

[daring sluice]

WHO is freddie mercury

[woven crag]

If

[trail berry]

My name is Freddie Mercury.

[daring sluice]

NEVER heard of that guy

[hard plank]

Sega/...

[civic atlas]

freddy fazbear if he ate mercury

[trail berry]

I am on the mic

[daring sluice]

omg haiiiii

[fair thistle]

oh my god foolgamb im gonna

[civic atlas]

like the metal

[deft ore]

this is really funny and really tempting

[normal hollow]

i need more jokers based on obscure japanese retro games

[civic atlas]

thanks astro

[trail berry]

I'll giggity lois and uhhh fuck idk this guy

[deft ore]

fuck it we ball

[daring sluice]

freddie mercury did say this

[civic atlas]

i still hate the ^2 money

[deft ore]

i should not have balled

[storm forum]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:NEC_PC-9801_games ?

[daring sluice]

😭

[civic atlas]

defeated by error

[trail berry]

^2 MONEY

[hard plank]

ehhhhhhhh

[civic atlas]

no

go back

[round pilot]

hey aiko can you do me a quick favor

[limber sandal]

shadows are still wrong

[woven crag]

^money son or uihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idfk daughter

[civic atlas]

white outline is alright

the rectangle is too much

[ornate bone]

should I make a thead for my dumb idea of making a Sega Super Play mod for balatro or just put the ideas on a .txt file?

[round pilot]

thead

[amber river]

whats the idea

[whole nova]

makes sense, just wanted to let ya know

[wide mulch]

yeah I think not all effects for consumables are fully range compatible yet

[stuck gorge]

putting this here to get link please ignore

[trail berry]

^2 money but lame

[amber river]

MONOPOLYYYYYYY

[trail berry]

😡

[fair thistle]

Freddy Mercury

[cloud cipher]

Those are supposed to have 0 downsides

why do i set myself up for failure like this

[trail berry]

...oh

[ornate bone]

making a mod out of https://segaretro.org/Sega_Super_Play 's cards

[woven crag]

creates a mercury card if played hand contains an 8 and a 7

[trail berry]

^money son vs ^^money daughter

[round pilot]

@plush hound I saw that

[plush hound]

nothing

[trail berry]

what was it

[round pilot]

not telling

[trail berry]

nxkoo send it in my dms

[fair thistle]

Cupiditas son or Akyros daughter

[round pilot]

dont she doesn't deserve it

[limber sandal]

what was it

[normal hollow]

YES
pc98 games are so pretty

[limber sandal]

i'll pay 50 dollar kofi tell me what it was trust

[plush hound]

sure

[trail berry]

first person to do the "thats a woman" thing from family guy wins

[plush hound]

it was this

[trail berry]

oh

he so jolly

[round pilot]

isnt it from the fucking tree movie

I forgot its name

the dr suess one

[deft ore]

this time for sure

[plush hound]

guys i got scammed

[deft ore]

this is rigged

[trail berry]

I'm telling you now. I'm John/ Jane Bigender. That's me.

[woven crag]

1984 george or well

[civic atlas]

i did it

[fair thistle]

Most useless second box in history

[gray cove]

Cruel world

[civic atlas]

i just really dont like intrusive thoughts

[round pilot]

can someone do me a favor rq

[fair thistle]

Same. I dislike insta death mechanics

[civic atlas]

op upside and op downside

[gray cove]

Sure

[civic atlas]

what is it

[trail berry]

ok :3

[hard plank]

ehhhhhhhhhhhh

[round pilot]

crop out argyle deck

[civic atlas]

you are cooking

[round pilot]

x1y1

[fair thistle]

I think that's Too Many Decks

[woven crag]

say that again..;.

[fair thistle]

I think that's [TITLE SCREEN]

[distant badge]

ive never seen that sticker before

[gray cove]

Wait

[woven crag]

beet soup

elite rarity

[gray cove]

Not png

[woven crag]

🔥

[trail berry]

beet soup

[round pilot]

peak

[gray cove]

I hate discord’s auto convert

[woven crag]

beet soup son or blackboard daughter

[fair thistle]

Somethingcom deck that replaces all letters with ❓ 🤔

[trail berry]

easily beet soup son

[round pilot]

wrong one

[plush hound]

wait which deck

oh

[round pilot]

argyle

[plush hound]

well fuck me

hold on

[fair thistle]

Don't do that

[trail berry]

ew no

[deft ore]

help

[round pilot]

sorry im taken also a minor

[plush hound]

guys not that

oh my fcking god

[fair thistle]

New psi joker called
-# jokir
+2 Mult

[distant badge]

+4 Mult

[fair thistle]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[round pilot]

ty bestie

[gray cove]

Np

[trail berry]

you're welcome

[round pilot]

you didn't do shit

[fair thistle]

Markiplier

[trail berry]

i was emotional support

[woven crag]

TETRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trail berry]

can he die

[round pilot]

literally the exact opposite smh

[woven crag]

can he live

[round pilot]

dissolve him in avid

[fair thistle]

That's a wink to tell you pokerthepoker's fucking lying

[round pilot]

FUCK avid

[woven crag]

avid

[fair thistle]

screw you guset

[daring sluice]

shoutout squiggle set

[trail berry]

kid named pokerthepoker

[woven crag]

kid named P

[trail berry]

wait

[fair thistle]

yknow what I was gonna make another mid deck idea but now I'm not going to

[ornate bone]

Dunk that tooninto the DIP

[trail berry]

I MEANT KID NAMED LYING GODDAMNIT IT

[round pilot]

squiggleguset

[fair thistle]

[daring sluice]

squigglegleset

[fair thistle]

oh my god I swear to god

[trail berry]

cd - Too Many VHS Players

[daring sluice]

yeah i got a hoarding problem

[fair thistle]

I already had a person I fucking hated doing that shit

[civic atlas]

p: too many letters

[daring sluice]

poke her poke her

[fair thistle]

In a previous server

I left

[civic atlas]

q: i agree man

[hard plank]

ehhhhhh

[daring sluice]

gurt:

[civic atlas]

yo

[fair thistle]

gurt:

(I'm sorry.)

[civic atlas]

better

could you add like an indication of like splitting them into groups

[daring sluice]

this is good advertising

[civic atlas]

jokers consumables and mechanics

[trail berry]

aikoshen might be the most gimmicky mod

[plush hound]

oh thank god

not me

[trail berry]

you're second

[civic atlas]

tangents might be the most tangent mod

[plush hound]

fuck

[storm solar]

Yes

[plush hound]

hello ethan

[deft ore]

why is math deck so hard

[umbral pilot]

hi dickysucky

[ornate bone]

dead internet theory real?????\

[civic atlas]

arguable makes it the most coolest and unique

[plush hound]

thanks ethan

[fair thistle]

DRIVING IN MY CART, RIGHT AFTER A BEER, HEY THAT BUMP IT SHAPED LIKE A SHEEP

[storm solar]

2+ 5 = ?

[woven crag]

DUI?

[trail berry]

driving in my boat

[civic atlas]

oh yeah thats perfect

[trail berry]

right after a mine

[fair thistle]

New psi joker that forces you to do math

[umbral pilot]

I like the other one more

[trail berry]

hey that bump is shaped like herobrine

[fair thistle]

DUI?

[honest zephyr]

you have a 3% margin of error for the blind requirements iirc

[fair thistle]

How about you OUH

[civic atlas]

it was a funny meme before someone tried to dub it

[umbral pilot]

oh well maybe not

idk

[civic atlas]

the song ruined the meme

[whole nova]

text isn't super legible but i like

[trail berry]

the song kinda goes hard ngl

[civic atlas]

it just became another lyric chain spamming thing

[hard plank]

should be better

[fair thistle]

I still hate it

[deft ore]

1% percent

[plush hound]

press Y

[civic atlas]

chat when they have to do math

[gray cove]

This bump is shaped like a deer…

[hard plank]

it's 1% now

[whole nova]

meme is still extremely funny when people aren't spamming the lyrics

[honest zephyr]

oh

[civic atlas]

i agree

[hard plank]

it was 3 you were correct

[honest zephyr]

press y to summon deer

[trail berry]

silly joker
+3 mult
:3

[fair thistle]

yeah but to be honest as fuck I think the funniest part of that song is DUI? how about you die? but like I do agree it's kind of just variant

[gray cove]

Edwin add asgore

And the truck

[civic atlas]

me when my score is 0e1

[honest zephyr]

EVIL listening

[civic atlas]

(its a big number because it has e in it)

[trail berry]

square joker
+4 mult

[civic atlas]

ok come on thats just regular joker

shake my head

[fair thistle]

jquare soker - gains +4 cards when exactly 4 Mults are scored

[storm solar]

rhombicosidodecahedron joker
+120 mult

[honest zephyr]

smh my head

[teal sky]

Meoww

[civic atlas]

shake my head my head

[fair thistle]

Shaking my head my head.

[woven crag]

s m and h

[woven orchid]

7 joker:
+mult equal to seven

[civic atlas]

7 GRAND JOKER

[hard plank]

more experiment

[civic atlas]

whats the difference

[hard plank]

added math deck

[teal sky]

Is that tomodachi life font

[trail berry]

can someone add pentagon joker and its just square joker but 5 instead of 4

[storm solar]

0.1 joker:
x0.1

[civic atlas]

also no because it goes over the screen a bit

[hard plank]

😭

[fair thistle]

There's a McDonald's.

[civic atlas]

Joker:
+4 mult

Loker:
+4 L

[woven crag]

evil joker:
-4 mult

[fair thistle]

Too much July.

You know I tried to say mult but whatever

[woven orchid]

do not remind me

[civic atlas]

The Joker:

• 4 Why So Serious

[storm solar]

we can buy blueprint for 10 dollars

[woven orchid]

valk used to have a planned L joker content set but it was so inherently bad so even though there was like 10 jokers planned and had art i scrapped it

[honest zephyr]

Surreal Joker
=4 Mult

[storm solar]

10 real dollars

[jaunty galleon]

itch has fallen to the visa/mastercard censorship. kill all payment processors

[hard plank]

hi lily

[woven orchid]

it’s just m jokers but worse

[fair thistle]

Wait wait wait wait should I make a There Is No Game Wrong Dimension joker and call it Colored Black Hole

[woven orchid]

haikoyori

[fair thistle]

Stuck Infront of a, Colored, black hole ...

[civic atlas]

Blueprint joker:

• 4 Illegal copies of minecraft on your PC

[trail berry]

DOES THIS WORK FOR THE OTHER JOKERS

[jaunty galleon]

i want to buy a golden joker yo

need me some passive income

[civic atlas]

I bought a Joker in balatro

[civic atlas]

and what they do is they give you the + 4

[wind token]

Why is it not working

[deft ore]

i'm going to stop trying to do math deck

[civic atlas]

lua joker + 4 lines of code

[civic atlas]

go to modding dev prob

[wind token]

I want you to look at it closely

[civic atlas]

bruh

[honest zephyr]

Lua Joker
Code the effect

[civic atlas]

lua joker
-- todo: code the thing

[trail berry]

im gonna code it so i win

[wind token]

Why is my joker not working

[trail berry]

to do list
-- todo: code the thing

[deft ore]

you missed a + right after the -

[woven orchid]

you might need to die

[civic atlas]

is that brainfuck

[wind token]

Yes

[fair thistle]

Paradox I was thinking of making a there is no Game joker and call it Colored Black Hole

[woven orchid]

can we have a bf dialect that compiles to lua

[civic atlas]

i thought it was ascii burger

[hard plank]

doing more experiments

[civic atlas]

💔

[woven orchid]

you might be hungry

[civic atlas]

too stuffed

[hard plank]

the problem i am thinking about is that the thing will get cut off

[deft ore]

i haven't played There Is No Game

[fair thistle]

hmph .... not enough hammer hit against the screen

/j

[trail berry]

bala

[civic atlas]

sighh gml joker when

[fair thistle]

Oh. I watched a playthrough of it. There's .... Uhm...

A ...

Music segment

[civic atlas]

function calculate(self, card, context){

[daring sluice]

aikoyoris balatro

[civic atlas]

aikothunk

localyori

[daring sluice]

local yuri?!

[civic atlas]

local yori = "thunk"

[woven crag]

local yuri = "awesome"

[trail berry]

local yuri near you

[fair thistle]

I mean Yuri deck exists

[woven crag]

the whuh

what now

[civic atlas]

yuri deck sucks

[fair thistle]

Start with blueprint and brainstorm

-1 joker slot

[civic atlas]

extremely op deck just for the bit

[fair thistle]

hating spotted

[civic atlas]

litterally just get antimatter smh

[deft ore]

i can nerf it but i feel it's pretty balanced

[fair thistle]

/lh

[hard plank]

i think ill go with this

it's a bit cramped but i tried my best to make it hopefully

[fair thistle]

If it's too op don't play it

[woven crag]

but yuri....

its awesome

[civic atlas]

you get 1 good joker and then its a free win

[hard plank]

look good with the space i got

[plush hound]

speaking of yuri

[trail berry]

+750 chips -6 hand size

[plush hound]

im modding her in rn

[civic atlas]

aikoyori more like 1000 iterations yori

[full edge]

that looks so fun! great work

[unkempt current]

+1000 chips -8 hand size

[torn urchin]

How would I word this better

[lunar sluice]

this is barely relevant but i need to make a trailer at some point

[hard plank]

same ruby

[daring sluice]

x4 mult, you can only play pairs of queens

[lunar sluice]

probably want alt path and/or twisted pack music first though

[deft ore]

fym leftover

[amber river]

glopinhagen

[civic atlas]

wtf is this effect

[plush hound]

skoppenhagen

[torn urchin]

When the requirement is 300 chips but you score over it

Like say 3000

[hard plank]

i kinda want it to be readable at this scale

[lunar sluice]

this seems incredibly powerful

[civic atlas]

half of scored chips beyond the score requirement are added to the next round on the first hand

[woven crag]

this seems insanely broken, youre just getting insane scaling by even just having a bit of mult

[distant badge]

i fear for my life

[woven crag]

because its adding to your chips instead of your total score

[daring sluice]

meow

[lunar sluice]

as soon as you can already win in one hand its basically infinite scaling

[hard plank]

i might be underselling my mod a bit lmao

[torn urchin]

It would reset after you play the first hand

[lunar sluice]

and the scaling is self sufficient

[woven crag]

yeah but

[torn urchin]

Should've added that

[lunar sluice]

since the extra chips helps you overscore again

[woven crag]

you win the round and then you get even more excess score

[civic atlas]

tbf its only broken when youre already way exceeding the chip requirements

[woven crag]

than last time

[latent crescent]

Actually, sick!

[lunar sluice]

theres a certain point of scoring where it keeps getting higher and higher

[civic atlas]

if youre barely surviving its alright

[plush hound]

he's crispy as hell

[civic atlas]

it scales down by a half tho

[lunar sluice]

since evn when halved the bonus chips you would get will help you overscore more than you did last time

[distant badge]

how does he have negative consonants 😭

[civic atlas]

hehehe

[woven crag]

musteard

[civic atlas]

AHHHH

[torn urchin]

Welp

[plush hound]

fuck

hold on

[gray cove]

2 seconds into tangents

[civic atlas]

why is x1.5 bonus in red

[hard plank]

ig here is the final version

[civic atlas]

is it mult

[torn urchin]

Yes

[plush hound]

yes

[fair thistle]

I'm gonna eat your cards

[civic atlas]

why would it be mult just apply it to both mult and chips

[distant badge]

i didnt even realise

[torn urchin]

Don't do that

I worked hard on those

[distant badge]

hehehe yup doesnt work at the end because it's x0

[hard plank]

opal

[plush hound]

I WONDER WHY

[torn urchin]

Read my friend

[distant badge]

hello

[plush hound]

it's actually not puzzles fault

it's more of kendih fault

[lunar sluice]

puzzle should wrap around so it can land on itself if you have no other jokers

🗣️

[torn urchin]

Actually I take this back

[civic atlas]

tfym

[torn urchin]

It's just how Nxkoo wanted it to be

[plush hound]

code hard

let me figure it out

[fair thistle]

MUSTAAAA-

[plush hound]

trust the process

[torn urchin]

Always

[lunar sluice]

just use the current card if the next or previous card doesnt exist

[civic atlas]

why would mult be favoured over chips i cannot stand this shenanigan

[plush hound]

i figured, hold on

[distant badge]

say that again...

[civic atlas]

this scallywag

[torn urchin]

Say that again

[civic atlas]

this buffon

buffoon

[woven crag]

say that again

[gray cove]

I’m still amazed how you managed to count consonants in negative

[civic atlas]

that again

[plush hound]

I'm actually outside right now

taking a walk

[torn urchin]

Nxkoo is touching grass?

[plush hound]

been feeling so stressed lately

[fair thistle]

I can't believe this busted buffoon

[torn urchin]

Being real af?

[civic atlas]

nxkoo more like

[torn urchin]

Enjoy your walk nxkoo

[wide mulch]

has it been updated to work better on the newest smods release

[civic atlas]

lying koo

because you dont go outside

[plush hound]

I'm NOT taking a picture of my outside

[fair thistle]

Nix koo

[plush hound]

rainbolt is up my ass

[gray cove]

Its so hot i cant go outside even if i want

[civic atlas]

cause you dont go outside

[woven crag]

huh

[plush hound]

dude,,,,

[distant badge]

this doesnt count as a word

[gray cove]

That would be me

[deft ore]

play glork

[woven orchid]

nomoremult time!!

[plush hound]

thanks heaven

[fair thistle]

who what huh

[wide mulch]

flirt

[hard plank]

yea

[civic atlas]

if you take a photo outside anyways im just gonna say its from google and refuse to admit im wrong

[distant badge]

frank is probably better anyway

[lunar sluice]

i wanna do some aikoyori shenanigans crossmod now

[wide mulch]

lets gooo

[plush hound]

actually here

[fair thistle]

Paradox there is no Game Wrong Dimension is about a wrong dimension and there being no game

[trail berry]

bee

[wide mulch]

the observer joker is so cool btw, one of my favourite jokers from the mod

[deft ore]

i will not be doing aikoshen crossmod (idk what i would add)

[woven crag]

invent a new letter

and new words

[civic atlas]

i will not be adding cross to my mod

[woven orchid]

i will one day be doing aikoshen crossmod
i will be adding new letters

[lunar sluice]

i kno what i will add

[trail berry]

ITS A NIGHTHACK REFETENCNE RNEISISBEBSIAJSJ ABABSNDKAI

[fair thistle]

You may misspell words, misspelled words give extra xmult

Idk

[plush hound]

current situation

[fair thistle]

That would be hell

[torn urchin]

I forgot to sleep last night

[woven orchid]

nice cat

[deft ore]

Σ

[torn urchin]

Genuinely cooked

[civic atlas]

oh come on he doesnt own an animal

[distant badge]

earth

[deft ore]

now coming to an aikoshen near you

[gray cove]

Can i pet the cat

[torn urchin]

Meow

Kitty

[plush hound]

that's not a cat

[civic atlas]

i dont see any grass

[torn urchin]

Can I pet the cat

[torn urchin]

Can I pet the not cat

[woven orchid]

what is it then

[plush hound]

that aint a damn cat

[civic atlas]

thats a burger

[woven orchid]

WELL WHAT IS IT

[plush hound]

it's a jurger

jurger

[torn urchin]

Can I pet the creature

[civic atlas]

and drink

[plush hound]

burger

[trail berry]

kitty

[torn urchin]

LET ME PET THE CREATURE NXKOO

[woven orchid]

can i pet the burger

[daring sluice]

is this one of the killer kitties

[gray cove]

Can i pet the buns

[torn urchin]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BURGER

[civic atlas]

can i eat the cat

[torn urchin]

Can I eat your drink

[deft ore]

can i pet the bag

[trail berry]

i just realized youre a girl im so cooked

[plush hound]

never showing images in here again

tangents is cancelled

[civic atlas]

WOOHOO

[torn urchin]

Good

[civic atlas]

rejoice

[deft ore]

when do we get cotangents mod

[plush hound]

💔

[torn urchin]

Cosine when

[trail berry]

make me owner of tangents

[torn urchin]

Sin when

[civic atlas]

arctangents mod

[plush hound]

oh yeah I'm sinning

[civic atlas]

by commiting die

[torn urchin]

Sorry meant sine

[gray cove]

Actually based

[deft ore]

who up sinning they trigonometry

[lunar sluice]

@hard plank where is the code for detecting if a word is valid or not i cant find it

[trail berry]

i swore id never sin again

[woven orchid]

nxkoo can i take over tangents for one day

[plush hound]

anyways ill brb

[plush hound]

sure

toodles

[torn urchin]

At least share

[civic atlas]

nxkoo can i kill you for one day

[daring sluice]

trigonometry is SHIT

[plush hound]

no

[plush hound]

nah

[gray cove]

He said its a table of words , if i call correctly

[trail berry]

can i takeover your takeover of tangents for 1 bour

[civic atlas]

oh yeah cause youre already dead

[torn urchin]

Sigh 😔

[civic atlas]

#rekt

[lunar sluice]

okay but like

[plush hound]

i did actually walk rn, that pic was an hour ago

[lunar sluice]

wheres the code that uses the table

[woven orchid]

me and riley should switch mods for a week that would be funny

[torn urchin]

Enjoy your walk

[plush hound]

im a table

[trail berry]

guys does anyone wanna swap with me... pokerjokers

[visual kindle]

Trigonometry is easy(I don't know trigonometry)

[gray cove]

No comments ?

[deft ore]

can i takeover your takeover of lily's takeover of tangents for 20 minutes

[civic atlas]

ok

[daring sluice]

can i borrow someones mod for 1 picosecond

[woven orchid]

yes

[civic atlas]

you now get my sad excuse of a mod

[deft ore]

yeah sure

times up

[plush hound]

I'm selling tangents

[woven orchid]

you now own vallkarri

[trail berry]

not you

[hard plank]

AKYRS.check_word

[woven orchid]

you no longer own vallkarri

[lunar sluice]

thanks

[torn urchin]

1 dollar

[daring sluice]

beautiful

[civic atlas]

how about not not me

[torn urchin]

Auction time

[plush hound]

50 cent

[daring sluice]

im now ex-owner of two balatro mods

[torn urchin]

20 cents

[trail berry]

not you and the not is immutable

[plush hound]

17

[woven crag]

when are we getting more trigonometrical function mods

[daring sluice]

i WILL be putting this in my linkedin bio

[civic atlas]

how was the divorce

[torn urchin]

14

[woven orchid]

sins

[plush hound]

I'm NOT putting my github

in my LinkedIn

🙏

[daring sluice]

do it no balls

[torn urchin]

No balls

Beat me too it

[civic atlas]

adds another not

[plush hound]

balls gone

[woven crag]

actually that would be sines smh!

[deft ore]

cosines mod

[trail berry]

its immutable you can't do that

[woven orchid]

i should put my github in my linkedin so people can see my trillions of hours of effort

[civic atlas]

i just added another not

[plush hound]

can someone take over cryptid, im tired owning it

[trail berry]

you changed the nots from 1 to 2

[civic atlas]

its totally valid

[soft thorn]

No Dickthony Sucktangents, don't do it! You're so young, you have so much to code for!

[trail berry]

so you modified it

[torn urchin]

Sir yes sir

[civic atlas]

it just said that specific instance of not is immutable

[plush hound]

ask ruby, I'm on my vacation

[torn urchin]

Hey Ruby

[plush hound]

thank you lovely pary

[civic atlas]

so i win

[trail berry]

here you only have 1 not slot

you can't add new nots

[civic atlas]

ok

ELSE

[trail berry]

what

[woven crag]

ok

[civic atlas]

if not me then
else
-- swap mods gizmo
end

[trail berry]

okay i give you permission

[civic atlas]

FUXK

FUCK

i accidentally censored my self its over

sigh

[lunar sluice]

okay hopefully this works

[civic atlas]

im packing my bags

[trail berry]

"fvxk"

[lunar sluice]

it will be really funny if it does

[trail berry]

what word

[civic atlas]

ok P

[trail berry]

you have no PP

[lunar sluice]

youll see

[civic atlas]

more like

your mother

#rekt

#mlg

[trail berry]

NOOOOO

[civic atlas]

i depicted you as the soyjak and me as the chad

[trail berry]

Guys is this

[civic atlas]

_ _

[daring sluice]

who is rage

[trail berry]

You.

[civic atlas]

i think me is a consumable

[trail berry]

You're rage.

[daring sluice]

damn im not very hungry

[civic atlas]

full ahh

oh no the hamburger react

[daring sluice]

grrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[civic atlas]

youre gonna over feed him

[teal birch]

noooo

[daring sluice]

gragghhhhhghhh

[trail berry]

i have $30

[plush hound]

if context.

[teal birch]

dont let it fall into the wrong hands

[daring sluice]

if context.

[teal birch]

they'll make it pay to win

and involve so much microtransactions

[civic atlas]

-30$

[trail berry]

if context.

[plush hound]

2

[civic atlas]

0

[plush hound]

sold

[civic atlas]

yay

[trail berry]

50

100

1e100

[woven crag]

if context. then
  return {}
end

[trail berry]

7

[plush hound]

i only accept bignum

sorry

[civic atlas]

nope i already bought it

[trail berry]

ee284??

[civic atlas]

its in my username now

[plush hound]

mf that's omeganum

[plush hound]

scammer

[trail berry]

THATS BIGNUM

[civic atlas]

im the official tangents

[trail berry]

OMEGANUM IS ABOVE EE308

[civic atlas]

get this faker outta here

[plush hound]

wait really

[plush hound]

mods

[sweet bramble]

everyone what's your favourite context

[trail berry]

okay now we kill goldenleaf

[daring sluice]

bignum stores a base and an exponent

[trail berry]

its so sad that goldenleaf is dead

[deft ore]

if context.mod_sold and context.mod.name == "Tangents" then
  return {microtransactions = true}
end

[civic atlas]

context.jorkin_it

[daring sluice]

so max is 1e308 * 10^1e308 or something

[gray cove]

Individual

[trail berry]

main

[daring sluice]

that or 1e308^1e308

[trail berry]

like joker main

[deft ore]

context.nxkoo_dies

[woven crag]

context.selling_self

[civic atlas]

same as is true

[trail berry]

no its goldenleaf now since he owns tangents

[civic atlas]

yup its me

im the dead guy

Xp

thats my dead tounge

[trail berry]

@plush hound YOURE ALIVE!!!

[plush hound]

finally

[deft ore]

owning tangents is irrelevant

[woven crag]

to_big = to_big or TOO_LONG

[trail berry]

its relevant

[civic atlas]

oh i guess i live

im the Alive guy

:D

[deft ore]

nxkoo:kill()

[civic atlas]

look at my Happy tounge

[trail berry]

STOP KILLING NXKOO

we need to kill goldenleaf

[woven crag]

goldenleaf:start_dissolve()

[round pilot]

pokerthepoker:kill()

[civic atlas]

minor misspelling

i win

[trail berry]

d'oh

[woven crag]

SMODS.remove_cards(goldenleaf)

[deft ore]

for _, v in ipairs(modding_chat.users) do
  v:start_dissolve()
  v:kill()
end

[civic atlas]

eris = nil

[lunar sluice]

bignum is just regular numbers but recursive so this is correct

thats also why it has 2 es max

[woven crag]

if not eris then eris = true

i win

[civic atlas]

and then eris = nil again

[round pilot]

eris = eris or true

improved your code

[woven crag]

goldenleaf = nil

[trail berry]

If goldenleaf = "alive" goldenleaf = "dead" end

[plush hound]

stop killing games ahh 😭

[civic atlas]

goldenleaf = "Alive"

capital a

[deft ore]

piratenxkooware

[trail berry]

fuck what's the case sensitive thing

[lunar sluice]

needs a nerf probably

[round pilot]

oh no hes scared of consumers </3

[civic atlas]

ALSO YOU MISSED A =

[deft ore]

my favorite word is yyyyyyyyy

[civic atlas]

CURSE OF SYNTAX ERRORRR

[round pilot]

saying ahh instead of ass is one of the stupidest things to come out of whatever it came from

[woven crag]

if goldenleaf == card.ability.immutable.alive and not context.blueprint then
    goldenleaf == card.ability.immutable.dead
    return { true }
end

[civic atlas]

how are you getting this ingame bro

[plush hound]

my ahh

[lunar sluice]

let me show the joker desc when i get ingame

[deft ore]

while true do
  nxkoo:kill()
  goldenleaf:kill()
  tangents:take_ownership("UnusedParadox")
  tangents:add_microtransactions()
end

[lunar sluice]

nerfed version

[daring sluice]

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do 
print"hello"
end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end

👍

[round pilot]

that would break after the first loop

[lunar sluice]

before it was any length

[daring sluice]

kinda not

[deft ore]

i'm just adding more microtransactions

[round pilot]

nxkoo wouldn't exist therefore nxkoo.kill wouldn't exist

[daring sluice]

no it would

[trail berry]

if string.lower(goldenleaf) == "alive" goldenleaf = dead end

[lunar sluice]

@hard plank

[deft ore]

no he still exists he's just dead

[round pilot]

shut up im right

[daring sluice]

it wouldnt get collected until the last reference to it is dropped

[plush hound]

a library written entirely by modding chat lingo would be so fucking hilarious im just sayin

[trail berry]

YES

WE NEED TO DO THIS

[soft thorn]

I thought you were Squidguset

[round pilot]

...

[deft ore]

the destroying card context is nxkoo_dies

[civic atlas]

goldenleaf = "living"

[round pilot]

thats it your banned from tmd

[woven crag]

for i = 1, #modding-chat.members do
    modding-chat.members[i] = nil
end

[soft thorn]

Whats tmd

[deft ore]

no ipairs?

[round pilot]

too many decks

[trail berry]

while true do
goldenleaf = "dead"
end

[soft thorn]

Damn

Ill never recover

[woven crag]

i could but i felt like not doing it

[soft thorn]

Ive always wanted to be a mod

[woven crag]

but sure just for you

[gray cove]

Is tmd even good

[soft thorn]

Ever since i saw the aether back in 2010, i knew i had to be a dimension

[daring sluice]

reminder to add

if os.getenv("COMPUTERNAME") == "NXKOO1" then
  love.event.quit()
end

to your mod

[civic atlas]

just add an if false then in front and an end

[fair thistle]

Colored Black Hole

[wind token]

@oblique berry
I did like i promised, i did have to make a shortcut bc i dont want to make a twitch account just for api calls, so its a avg viewer count of the past 30 days

[daring sluice]

forgot to delete the image

Lol!

[gray cove]

I’m asking because i never tried it sg

[deft ore]

for _, v in ipairs(modding_chat.members)
  v:kill()
end
modding_chat = nil

[daring sluice]

truth

what egg is boutta do to this channel

😔

[round pilot]

how could you </3

[trail berry]

moddingChat = nil

[civic atlas]

where is the code even running

[trail berry]

fuck you guys

[gray cove]

I haven’t played modded in 2 months

[unkempt current]

Reminds me of a game, I MEAN A NON-GAME

[deft ore]

true is truthnuke

[wind token]

hell

[round pilot]

im taken

[woven crag]

do pairs instead in case there are any non-numbered entries

[deft ore]

main.lua

[plush hound]

RUDE HEY

pipe down

[gray cove]

Aren’t you a minor

[round pilot]

that too

[daring sluice]

if moddingChat is a table that is referenced elsewhere this doesnt drop moddingChat it just sets the variable moddingChat to nil

[unkempt current]

Boring

[civic atlas]

i love how in lua instead of destroying a variable you basically just set it to undefined its so funny to me

[gray cove]

Pip install nxkoo

[daring sluice]

average garbage collected language

[plush hound]

what would a modding chat table even have

[wind token]

Are you able to make photos appear in a jokers description?

[gray cove]

Pip not found

[daring sluice]

also

[woven crag]

if modding-chat then modding-chat = {} end

[plush hound]

thanks haven

[daring sluice]

you really kinda dont except for table fields

[plush hound]

yes

[gray cove]

Members

[deft ore]

for _, v in pairs(modding_chat.members)
  if v.has_mod then
    for _, i in pairs(v.mods)
      i:cancel()
    end
end
for _, v in pairs(modding_chat.members)
  v:kill()
end
modding_chat = nil

[wind token]

do you know how

[plush hound]

lovely patching

[wind token]

fuck

[daring sluice]

setting a variable to nil is effectively the same as just exiting the relevant scope (with the exception of globals)

[wind token]

do you got the code

[plush hound]

i do actually

[deft ore]

gateway

[plush hound]

it's a sprite

based

[wind token]

may i... borrow it

[round pilot]

heartwarming: nxkoo standing up for their number one hater

[plush hound]

thanks to @fallow bramble

[torn urchin]

And I realize the leftover chips transferred concept is dumb

[plush hound]

shh

[plush hound]

I'll

[unkempt current]

Gay t way

[plush hound]

walk back to my house rq

[civic atlas]

giggity lois

[wind token]

dont worry, take ur time

[plush hound]

it's like

[wind token]

you dont gotta do it rn

[plush hound]

11 PM rn

[daring sluice]

didnt see nxkoo standing up for me

[trail berry]

and make more

[hard plank]

so like

[civic atlas]

lua code

[round pilot]

your top five at most

[hard plank]

first word played for the round that's from 3 to 5 letters long

[daring sluice]

damn

i gotta climb the ranks

[woven crag]

if mario then "only bros" end

[gray cove]

I need to figure out some questions to determine
Someone’s soul …
💔
How can someone come up with this

[trail berry]

(wait who's rapping)

[distant badge]

spent like 10 minutes uninstalling mods from my game

[lunar sluice]

yes

[daring sluice]

@plush hound u smell like seaweed pal . ... ..

[distant badge]

trying to find a bug that broke flipped cards

[civic atlas]

nxkoo probably

[lunar sluice]

whatever letters you put it always counts as a word

[hard plank]

ah

nice

[woven crag]

buzzfeed quizzes

[deft ore]

make them wait for an hour and if they sit there doing nothing give them patience

[torn urchin]

Good question

[distant badge]

-# of COURSE it was talisman.

[hard plank]

does it count as per Tribal too

[gray cove]

Thats … absurd lol

[plush hound]

who the fuck added this

[trail berry]

my name is nxkoo and im bad to the bone
ill giggity lois and make more lua code

[civic atlas]

error: a string litral was unexpected at this time

[torn urchin]

Bro I ain't waiting for an hour waiting for them

[woven crag]

if the error is attempt to compare number with table its ALWAYS talisman (probably)

[distant badge]

it was to do with flipped cards

[hard plank]

(Tribal is the card that creates planet for selected hand)

[trail berry]

@plush hound would you rap this

[deft ore]

what is that file 😭

[gilded vortex]

Have them do the official Homestuck Extended Zodiac quiz

[round pilot]

@plush hound probably did

[hard plank]

anyway https://github.com/skyline69/balatro-mod-index/pull/356

[round pilot]

peam

[gray cove]

I think i have an idea

[trail berry]

nxkoo why does your banner say literally about to bust

[civic atlas]

i wonder who created the mod

[round pilot]

because theyre a freak

[daring sluice]

did yhou get permission from iroyokia?

[civic atlas]

eyes emoji tounge sticking out emoji

[gilded vortex]

Candacecore

[daring sluice]

nxkoo is the freakiest aroace i know

[hard plank]

iroyokia is dead

[daring sluice]

rest in peace

[trail berry]

NXKOO IS AROACE??

[civic atlas]

its me i made the mod

[gilded vortex]

Long live iroyokia

[daring sluice]

apparently...

[wind token]

I HAVE AN IDEA

[civic atlas]

shenanigans aikoyori

[daring sluice]

supposedly.....

[distant badge]

i dont think you did...

[daring sluice]

allegedly.........

[gray cove]

Is this an archive ?

Or a modpack

[civic atlas]

its bmm right

[woven crag]

if then end

[distant badge]

mods that show up in bmm

[round pilot]

yea i still dont buy it myself

[gray cove]

I see

[torn urchin]

It's their shenanigans

[deft ore]

so true

[trail berry]

nxkoo is more pansexual than me

[fair thistle]

What's a game with no pleasure?

[civic atlas]

who is this nxkoo fellow yall keep talking about

[fair thistle]

oh wait, cryptid

[torn urchin]

SQUID GAME

[deft ore]

he died

[round pilot]

nxkoo is the first pansexual aroace

[unkempt current]

You keep reminding me of that game, I mean a NON-game

[civic atlas]

i dont think he exists

[trail berry]

can we get a goldenleaf vs squidguset rap battle

[round pilot]

no

[civic atlas]

no

[gilded vortex]

The 🐐 game

[unkempt current]

Then why can I ping nxkoo

[plush hound]

yes

[gray cove]

Nxkoo is aroace ?

[plush hound]

shh

[unkempt current]

Oh here you are

[plush hound]

thanks sg

[civic atlas]

nxkoo found on the epstein list

[plush hound]

shh

[round pilot]

according to reports

[trail berry]

okay make a voice message where you rap it

[fair thistle]

4 in 7 cards are drawn face down, played face down cards have their suit converted to the leftmost card's suit

• Probably Ass

[plush hound]

????????????????????????????????

[plush hound]

haaaaaiiiii

[civic atlas]

nxkoo found writing a birthday card for jefferys 50th birthday

[deft ore]

rap battle: aikoyori vs iroyokia

[gray cove]

Nice … nickname

[round pilot]

too far

[gray cove]

Nxkoo

[civic atlas]

damn ok

[trail berry]

fork found in kitchen

[plush hound]

P???????

[deft ore]

fork found in garage

[trail berry]

okay nevermind

fork found in garage yeah

[daring sluice]

nxkoo found playing balatro

[unkempt current]

🍐

[lavish pike]

Paar

[fair thistle]

"yo my name is aikoyori I'm so sorry"
"..."

[gilded vortex]

Kirby moment (not the exact phrase but close)

[daring sluice]

teto reference

[deft ore]

somethign is missing

[distant badge]

fork found orbiting jupiter

[torn urchin]

I have been summoned

[fair thistle]

Level up flush

[daring sluice]

fork found in fork

[trail berry]

teto pair

[torn urchin]

What's gud

[woven crag]

for _, fork in ipairs(kitchen) do

[civic atlas]

fork would orbit jupiter tho

[deft ore]

level up fork

[hard plank]

wtf

[trail berry]

recursive fork

[unkempt current]

+10 chips, +2 mult

[unkempt current]

Is that

What it is

[storm solar]

what should i name my wobbledog

[lavish pike]

Im gud

[daring sluice]

function fork()
fork()
end

[distant badge]

who made that mod???

[torn urchin]

That's gud

[civic atlas]

d!cknb@lls

[gray cove]

Oh look its amy’s waifu collection

[daring sluice]

call me libc the way i

[deft ore]

for _, fork in ipairs(kitchen) do
  fork.location = "garage"
end

[lavish pike]

No, i am gud
not good

[trail berry]

call me master baiter the way i

[civic atlas]

thats a function

[fair thistle]

Garage fork psi

[torn urchin]

Pear

[civic atlas]

this has been officially recognised by the function boy

[lavish pike]

Also someone make this a joker

[daring sluice]

still an object

[trail berry]

Fish 🐟

[civic atlas]

ok

[daring sluice]

functions are just as much objects as tables

[unkempt current]

Fis

[civic atlas]

ok

[trail berry]

functions more like

ok

[civic atlas]

this has been officially recognised by the objects boy

[fair thistle]

Garage fork reference

[lavish pike]

thats a key

[hard plank]

i think this is a bit hard to read

[woven crag]

you know what that means

[civic atlas]

not really

[trail berry]

my name is astro and i uhh uhh
ill giggity lois and repost it 50 times

[storm solar]

what should i name me wobbledog..

[gray cove]

🍴

[civic atlas]

i thought it was bread

[soft thorn]

You should make it red of course

[civic atlas]

cause it tastes better than key

[storm solar]

hello

[lavish pike]

Wear glasses, and then give those glasses glasses

[fair thistle]

Fork tastes better than key

[torn urchin]

Liar

[woven crag]

do you taste better than key

[torn urchin]

Bread does

[trail berry]

we saw this not even a minute ago

[deft ore]

nxkoo vs goldenleaf rap bbattle

[daring sluice]

who up tasting better htan key

[fair thistle]

alright the repost joke is getting overrated

[fair thistle]

I REMOVED AN OUTLINE

[daring sluice]

reaching for they bread