⚙・modding-general

[umbral pilot]

do it early! are you submitting test scores?

[limber sandal]

what would that do im too lazy

[whole nova]

though i'm sure i'll get bonus points for my high school being one of the lowest funded in the state, and doing college classes early

[limber sandal]

wouldnt it do nothing

[umbral pilot]

yeah, but you would waste your time

[limber sandal]

im gonna fucking you

[whole nova]

maybe? honestly i'm not too familiar with the process

i still have 2 years until i do so

for now i just need to rack up ECs i think

[umbral pilot]

a lot of schools make them optional but it's not a bad idea to submit them anyways. you have the ACT and SAT, I like the ACT more. you can typically get vouchers from your school that waive the price of the test.

[whole nova]

i have a 3.975 gpa so that's not a problem yet, though i really need to prepare for college classes being an ordeal

[umbral pilot]

you can take it as many times as you want

[azure dagger]

You can snag deals by using other places' currencies and convert them into USD

[whole nova]

ah, yeah i haven't taken either of those yet

[umbral pilot]

yeah so you're pretty well set.

[whole nova]

mhm

i just have to

stay on course

[umbral pilot]

I had a crappy GPA so I had to work my ASS off to get a good ACT score.

I took that test like 5 times

[whole nova]

lol nice

[limber sandal]

too lazy

[umbral pilot]

just stay motivated, you got it

[whole nova]

i'll try and take it this year

[solar sandal]

i have the power of a new reaction image

[whole nova]

i'm just pushing for extracurriculars and making sure college classes don't screw me over

[azure dagger]

just stay... what?

[solar sandal]

and no i will not send it
yet

[umbral pilot]

smart, yeah

[whole nova]

but that means i need study habits which. i do not have

[warm ember]

you could say he's still alive

but you want him gone

[umbral pilot]

just work on your discipline

[whole nova]

i've had the privilege of not needing to study basically ever for the past few years 😭

[umbral pilot]

yeeeeah that was my case too

[whole nova]

but skating by isn't gonna do it anymore

[umbral pilot]

it made me chronically lazy

yeah

[whole nova]

honestly same lol

[umbral pilot]

or just do really good on the act and not care through school

(don't do that)

[whole nova]

lmao alright

[daring sluice]

so me!

[torn urchin]

Me when I thought it would be cool to have the dalgona cookies act like the gems with the money, mult, chips and xmult but as food

Only to realize

Banana, ice cream, and Cavendish

[daring sluice]

moment

[fair thistle]

this partner sure is a .... Stupid Ideas.....

[daring sluice]

mrrow

[torn urchin]

I'm cooked 😔

[visual jetty]

hey uh. can someone help me figure out what mod is causing my game to crash? im having a really odd bug happen and i havent the faintest clue whats causing it

[daring sluice]

posting the crash log is a good start

[visual jetty]

Oops! The game crashed:
engine/ui.lua:981: attempt to call a nil value

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1o-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0~ALPHA-1229b-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.7.1
Steamodded Mods:
1: Card Sleeves by Larswijn [ID: CardSleeves, Priority: -10, Version: 1.6.4, Uses Lovely]
2: Galdur by Eremel_ [ID: galdur, Priority: -10000, Version: 1.1.4, Uses Lovely]
3: DebugPlus by WilsontheWolf [ID: DebugPlus, Version: 1.0.0, Uses Lovely]
4: DeckSkinsLite by Keku [ID: DSplus, Priority: 1e+15]
Lovely Mods:
Stack Traceback

(3) Lua method 'click' at file 'engine/ui.lua:981'
Local variables:
self = table: 0x3bc0d0d8 {click_offset:table: 0x3b7129d0, children:table: 0x3bc0d100, parent:table: 0x3bc0cf10 (more...)}
(temporary) = nil
(temporary) = table: 0x3bc0d0d8 {click_offset:table: 0x3b7129d0, children:table: 0x3bc0d100, parent:table: 0x3bc0cf10 (more...)}
(temporary) = table: 0x3b5a22b8 {y:9.6797222222222, x:3.4663888888889}
(temporary) = table: 0x3b5a5558 {y:5.05, x:8.5333333333333}
(temporary) = table: 0x3b712a30 {y:0.31100271002709, x:1.8663888888889}
(temporary) = number: 0.311003
(temporary) = number: 9.36872
(temporary) = nil
(temporary) = table: 0x3ade8630 {velocity:table: 0x3af8e1b0, click_offset:table: 0x3b193db0, children:table: 0x3aff19f8 (more...)}
(temporary) = string: "attempt to call a nil value"

(4) Lua method 'update' at file 'engine/controller.lua:375'
Local variables:
self = table: 0x3ae7be30 {held_button_times:table: 0x3add03e8, focus_cursor_stack_level:1, snap_cursor_to:table: 0x3bbedaa0 (more...)}
dt = number: 0.0167677
(5) Lua upvalue 'gameUpdateRef' at file 'game.lua:2680'
Local variables:
self = table: 0x3ace5850 {F_GUIDE:false, F_CRASH_REPORTS:false, F_QUIT_BUTTON:true, F_ENGLISH_ONLY:false (more...)}
dt = number: 0
(6) Lua method 'update' at Steamodded file 'src/ui.lua:81'
Local variables:
self = table: 0x3ace5850 {F_GUIDE:false, F_CRASH_REPORTS:false, F_QUIT_BUTTON:true, F_ENGLISH_ONLY:false (more...)}
dt = number: 0.0167677
(7) Lua field 'update' at file 'main.lua:996'
Local variables:
dt = number: 0.0167677
(8) Lua function '?' at file 'main.lua:935' (best guess)
(9) global C function 'xpcall'
(10) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
func = Lua function '?' (defined at line 906 of chunk main.lua)
inerror = boolean: true
deferErrhand = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
earlyinit = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])

i had to split it uo

[cyan cedar]

bro posted raw text

[daring sluice]

your steamodded is 7 months old

[visual jetty]

yeah sorry

oh

[fair thistle]

if you want this to be easier to read, please click on the plus and press send as file

it will become a collapsible text file

that way it doesnt flood chat next time! :3

[daring sluice]

ya update your mods and see if it works then

if theres other mods you havent updated in a while youll want to update them too

[visual jetty]

will do

[warm ember]

time to update morefluff

[visual jetty]

its also causing a funny issue id like to mention

it made a button that also crashes the game thats only view able with controller

idk what mod i either have turned off or forgot to install/update to have this happen. but its funny

[cloud cipher]

Galdur

[daring sluice]

this is galdur but your galdur is also seemingly old

latest is 1.2.1d youre on 1.1.4

[visual jetty]

ah

make sence cause agin i keep forgetting to update any of it

[zenith loom]

wtf did i just do

[daring sluice]

invisible joekrs.....

they strike when you least expect

[cloud cipher]

I hope you realise that you adding my competence to astronomica requires credit

[fair thistle]

woah cool exotic what does it do

does it

[zenith loom]

i will credit you yes

[exotic belfry]

The horror

[zenith loom]

thanks for reminding me

i am very disorganized

[fair thistle]

thats it. mods, make this person give ^^2 chips

[cloud cipher]

Oh also you need to credit me for reminding you to credit me

[daring sluice]

meow?

[zenith loom]

is putting you in the github credits alright

id need to figure out more ui stuff for an ingame misc. credit system

[fair thistle]

There's ascensio, now we need transcendio, which turns base jokers into empyreans

[cloud cipher]

I love how im saying all of this while

[cloud cipher]

I don't want credit because i made none of those sounds and my code is a carbon copy of astronomica code but with calculation keys
But sure

[fair thistle]

Sum Trio turns into like ||__-||√√÷×` and gives ^^3 mult instead of just ^3

[zenith loom]

o

[cloud cipher]

Also you need to credit me for being able to credit me because i own my name which you need to credit me

[zenith loom]

i thought you were being serious

[fair thistle]

crit.wav

[calm bridge]

only one number works at a time

[fair thistle]

oh dear god, black deck Enjoyer is here

[calm bridge]

hi

[fair thistle]

what

??

[calm bridge]

oh was this not referring to the joker demo

[cloud cipher]

I nearly started drama in a community im in for insisting that im not credited
My life is specific

[fair thistle]

it was a joke about how ascensio's type hand jokers are just those jokers but raised an operator

[zenith loom]

😭 😭 😭

[fair thistle]

so if you were to empyreanify them they would just be raised another operator

/hj

[zenith loom]

still drafting credits though

also uhh

[limber sandal]

this game might be fun

[zenith loom]

what in the world were you doing here

[fair thistle]

speaking of black deck enjoyment

[cloud cipher]

Talisman doesn't have factorial so i has to do it myself

[sleek granite]

crypt id

[zenith loom]

this is what i did

[daring sluice]

why not like calculate that at runtime though its not super expensive is it

[solar sandal]

i should use astronomica again

[daring sluice]

i guess for

[cloud cipher]

The original omeganum code uses an approximation so if a number is <170 it just gets the value from the table for accuracy

[daring sluice]

large omeganum numbers

[zenith loom]

i use a slower, but more accurate formula for factorials below a certain number, and the collatz conjecture for anything higher than ~720!

[daring sluice]

this math is too math for my ass

[umbral pilot]

is it simd

[cloud cipher]

Except it mysteriously doesn't work because talisman hates me so 4! = 23.5 now

[daring sluice]

simd

lua

queerstion mark ?

[umbral pilot]

native Lua module

[zenith loom]

i still have never played mayhem

[umbral pilot]

write a score calculator on rust

[zenith loom]

maybe i should figure it out

someone needs to make a balatro mod instance system

[daring sluice]

allat....../

[cloud cipher]

Also riley i apologize for making mayhem one file
I learned balala modding from polterworx

[zenith loom]

astronomica was one file at first too

[cloud cipher]

My deepest condolences for you trying to survive 20k lines of code

[solar sandal]

im not playing mayhem ever because i dont like calculate screen

[zenith loom]

i actually also started learniung by looking through the pwx code

i quickly abandoned that though

[umbral pilot]

lushit2 deletes scoring screen

[zenith loom]

because it was painful

jen's code is more spaghetti than i can handle trying to figure out

[fair thistle]

everything I say to you all is secretly somehow nice and derogatory at the same time now /j

[cloud cipher]

Astronomica was 2 jokers when it first started existing
Mayhem has over 80 jokers 30 blinds like 20 decks 20 or so vouchers 10 enhancements like 9 editions 10 seals 3 consumable types 25~ planet cards 10 tarot cards 25~ spectral cards like 15 edition cards 4 yotta cards 18 booster packs

[fair thistle]

astro get to know me quiz and all the answers are ^^2 chips

[umbral pilot]

night chatty

I sleep

[daring sluice]

goodnight

[zenith loom]

i tried making my own implementation of a factorial calculation key but i couldnt figure it out

[daring sluice]

gg awake gl sleep

[umbral pilot]

goondight

[fair thistle]

why I yotta

[daring sluice]

no

😭

[cloud cipher]

Mayhem has that

[zenith loom]

yeah it makes my head spin

[trail berry]

Facotoral
1{1}2{2}3{3}4{4}5{5}6

[cloud cipher]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/Mayhem/Yotta_Cards

[sleek granite]

pilferworxlikes again?

[umbral pilot]

cg is the lovely representative in my absence

[sleek granite]

bye meth

[fair thistle]

it waseth a joketh

[trail berry]

posted orcs

[daring sluice]

right guys so we will be removing pattern patches, you can only use regex now

also we thought toml was too shitty so you will need to use JSON for patches now

[zenith loom]

praying for smods.operator to go through

[daring sluice]

additionally we have now merged lovely into SMODS so you cant have one without the other

[fair thistle]

smh you should make it so people have to code in pure binary

/j

[umbral pilot]

lovely pegged muddy be nips asm

qrf

I sleep

[fair thistle]

Coding Balatro in mindfuk /j

[cloud cipher]

smh just manually manipulate your storage in such a way that the mods you want start existing

[daring sluice]

what does this even mean

[umbral pilot]

lovely patches in mips asm

[fair thistle]

literally just library of Babel in a mod bro

[daring sluice]

oh i see i see

[lusty meadow]

nah make them code in morse code passed through binary

[fair thistle]

Hexadecimal in binary in Morse code

[umbral pilot]

morse is encoding, binary is a numeric base

[zenith loom]

just wait for cosmic rays to hit your computer and flip enough bits to manifest a mod

[cloud cipher]

• is not available on most keyboards tho

[solar sandal]

what if it accidentally codes a 2.5d platformer instead

[lusty meadow]

my brother in christ use .

[fair thistle]

make it available

[cloud cipher]

That looks hideous
From now on all my sentences will end in•

[slate flare]

What if

[fair thistle]

end in what

[slate flare]

Balatro but in 3D

[daring sluice]

dont people normally use like -_/ for ascii morse code

[umbral pilot]

you will all write patches using 2014 intel microcode

[cloud cipher]

•

[daring sluice]

we ALL kill metherul

[umbral pilot]

yes

[slate flare]

Anyways

[fair thistle]

that's just a period bro

[daring sluice]

anyways chat im hitting the hay goodnight fellas

meoww

[cloud cipher]

Yes but it's cooler•

[lusty meadow]

make people code in scratch nodes (you don't know what nodes to pick too because they're in wingdings)

[slate flare]

Ill go to play balatro with a figure exclusive strat until i encounter the plant and lose

[solar sandal]

meow

[daring sluice]

mrroww

[fair thistle]

mreow

[slate flare]

Bruh

[plush hound]

hey guys

[daring sluice]

hello nxkoo

[fair thistle]

hi!!!!

[zenith loom]

hiya nxkoo

[plush hound]

haaaaiiii

[daring sluice]

i can't tell what ur saying in this

[random storm]

oh nxkoo's here? bai

[daring sluice]

can't have two twinks in chat

[trail berry]

Dependent Joker
While obtained, +2 hand size
Once unobtained (idk the word), -3 hand size

[random storm]

when removed(?)

[eager whale]

hey sorry if this is a dumb question but do you have to modify decks in both the game file and the back file or am i missing something? thanks in advance for any answers.

[zenith loom]

normalize putting hatsune miku in your credits

[trail berry]

yeah

[eager whale]

did u know she made minecraft

crazy stuff

[solar sandal]

can i put kasane teto in my credits

[fair thistle]

"Monitor (Helped me see)"

[daring sluice]

you don't need to modify any original game files

[random storm]

not the worst idea...? Getting a negative would be amazing as long as you dont pick up a joker that destroys jokers

[solar sandal]

keyboard (helped me type code)

[cloud cipher]

You forgot to credit me for interacting with you bringing you trace amounts of joy

[eager whale]

how so?

[plush hound]

DUDE

[daring sluice]

steamodded provides apis to modify existing cards/decks/whatevers

[eager whale]

cuz so far i've just been editing files with notepad lel

[plush hound]

??????????????

[fair thistle]

bye nxkoo

[eager whale]

interesting where can i find those??

[fair thistle]

I'm leaving too /j

[trail berry]

it'd be -1 hand size when removed really cause +2 -3

[random storm]

someone grab the starter pack

[solar sandal]

i will also Leave /j

[zenith loom]

shes actually in the mod files too

[eager whale]

found the starter pack

[trail berry]

okay nxkoo hate is going too far tbh

[solar sandal]

okay this is funny

[eager whale]

thanksss

[cloud cipher]

Don't forget to credit me for making you credit me for this then credit me for this reminder
You should also credit me for being credited because you can't credit me without me existing

[daring sluice]

the specific documentation is at https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/wiki/API-Documentation#taking-ownership btw

[zenith loom]

i tried putting her in an atlas but it crashed someone so i had to comment it out

[eager whale]

thanks

[random storm]

Despite how much i hate on them, they are actually really helpful, they and eremel were the only reasons i actually got a non-shitty shader working

[daring sluice]

huge ahh micku

[random storm]

there did i meet the nxkoo non-hate quota for today?

[cloud cipher]

Fun fact you can do --[[STUFF]] to comment multiple lines of code

[solar sandal]

i dont hate on people (unless they deserve it)

[daring sluice]

ive never hated nxkoo

[lunar sluice]

i mean usually i just control+/ in vsc which automatically does single line comments for every line

its easier

[zenith loom]

i know, but selecting a block of code and doing ctrl+/ is faster

[daring sluice]

is hating on and hating the same thing? probably not

[trail berry]

its starting to feel a bit genuinely rude to nxkoo

[solar sandal]

idk lol

[plush hound]

someone calling me they feels off

usually

people calls me a btch

[random storm]

no

[random storm]

lmao

[solar sandal]

what if hate is actually a verb that means to put a hat on someone

[daring sluice]

i thought u went by they/them

[zenith loom]

i think nxkoo is cool

i like having them in chat

[harsh glacier]

i think nxkoo is cool but also he should die

[plush hound]

this is me irl

[lunar sluice]

nxkoo should live

[daring sluice]

ok wait nxkoo what do u go by im confused

[cloud cipher]

I mean i am probably the most odd-one-out coder here
I use tabs for indentation and Mayhem is in one file (im still sorry)

[azure dagger]

I know this is rich coming from me, but DAMN WHAT IS THE SIZE

[solar sandal]

what if i give nxkoo an eternal sticker

[plush hound]

i go by anything, dont worry

you can call me a dirt

[daring sluice]

alrighty

[plush hound]

i give no shit

[trail berry]

nxkoo goes by ej/erj

[plush hound]

er er er

💀

[random storm]

the one ritual from charcuterie that resets everything:

[plush hound]

but thanks guys

[daring sluice]

hereby referring to nxkoo with te/to pronouns

[trail berry]

i like nxkoo ej's pretty cool

[zenith loom]

i though tab for indentation was normal

[solar sandal]

i dont know what that is i havent played that mod

[harsh glacier]

spaces for indentation is a sin

[lunar sluice]

i could never do the amount of stuff ive done in one file tbh

i would lose my mind

[daring sluice]

spaces for indentation is the default apparently

[lunar sluice]

space for indentation is really dumb

[cloud cipher]

Basically it depends on how you like it
Tabs are different in size depending on how you display them so that why some people use spaces

[fair thistle]

or dead, either way. anyways hi btch

[zenith loom]

i prefer tab

[daring sluice]

my vsc does it and ive never touched any setting like that

[trail berry]

They say my spaces, a problem.
They tell me spaces for indentation is a sin.

[zenith loom]

😭 😭 😭

[fair thistle]

Grab a Chip, have a Mult

[daring sluice]

😭

[random storm]

I can excuse gluttony but spaces for indentation is the sin i draw the line at

[daring sluice]

fucking coconut png

[zenith loom]

load bearing miku

[daring sluice]

mrreowwww nyaa :333

[solar sandal]

i want to make everything in my mod use a different file
its probably a weird idea but i think it would be more organized and also make it harder to [Hyperlink Blocked] up a bunch of stuff at once

[trail berry]

meow

[random storm]

mraow

[trail berry]

mannnnn i just wanna mrrrrrrrp

[plush hound]

should be good

[solar sandal]

meow mrow

[fair thistle]

are you guys serious? Thought you'd answer differently. astro was also another really solid option

surprised

[lunar sluice]

also its kinda crazy how much stuff i have already if you include crossmod

im just realising

[trail berry]

you are the only person who only voted the bottom astro btw

[sleek granite]

px1000 py1535

[random storm]

I have never once used enough local vars to excuse more than 1 line for it

[lunar sluice]

and i still need to add 1 more consumable type (and 1 more voucher)

[zenith loom]

im honestly starting to lose enjoyment modding balatro

[solar sandal]

305 degree rotarots when

[lunar sluice]

and like 30 more consumables

are planned

[lunar sluice]

cause of inverse runes

[cloud cipher]

I prefer option 7

[trail berry]

guys dont be a hater

[deft ore]

720 degree rotated tarots

[daring sluice]

nothing stopping you

[trail berry]

mrrrrrrp

[fair thistle]

45 degree Arson, creates a Flaming card

[zenith loom]

this is all of my additions

[daring sluice]

mew

:3

hello banner

[lunar sluice]

john morefluff please add pi/4 radian rotated fraud cards

[trail berry]

mew like mewing like

jawline

like line

like curve

like circle

[fair thistle]

hi paradox look at the little guy they're so little

[daring sluice]

like

meow!!

[trail berry]

like infinite sides, like infinite, like infinity

[sleek granite]

someone should ban my mod

[daring sluice]

why it's good

[jaunty galleon]

did somebody say mod

[deft ore]

partner crossmod some time maybe

[trail berry]

like omeganum, like big number, like cryptid

[lunar sluice]

cryptid is that an entropy reference?

[fair thistle]

"Paradox's Ideas jokers are more likely to have a higher rarity." /J

[trail berry]

like balatro, like modding chat, like cg - too many decks, like meow

it's all connected

[zenith loom]

anyways does anyone know if you can have multiple mod instances

i hate having to do it manuallt

[lunar sluice]

id probably just use source control for that

aka github desktop

[cyan cedar]

table joker: +8 mult if you are playing balatro on a table +2 mult for each item on it

[lunar sluice]

unless you mean like

2 completely seperate modpacks

[daring sluice]

how the fuck do you code that

[fair thistle]

Table joker, tries to compare a number to a table /j

[lunar sluice]

image recognition probably

[zenith loom]

i just wanna have like multiple different modlists i can switch between easily

[cyan cedar]

if table:
add 8 mult

[deft ore]

Table spectral: applies a gold seal to 1 selected card

[daring sluice]

im not giving a balatro mod access to me webcam

[lunar sluice]

well itd let you upload a picture that you took in advance

[deft ore]

your loss then

[solar sandal]

True

[fair thistle]

sleevestack would probably give you more slots to work with and make the snack packs more powerful :3

[cloud cipher]

Honor system
Players must be very honest about how many objects there are on their table

[cyan cedar]

it makes use of my Table Sensors now comparable with lua

[daring sluice]

9 million objects

[cyan cedar]

you wouldn’t get it

[fair thistle]

wha

[solar sandal]

im not even getting a webcam tbh

[lunar sluice]

i have exactly 1e308 objects in my table

[trail berry]

I I I
I I I _

[deft ore]

talisman

[fair thistle]

Oh

[daring sluice]

nya

[cyan cedar]

any object under 8 mm does not count

[lunar sluice]

yes

i have 1e308 objects over 8mm on my table rn

[cyan cedar]

big table

[deft ore]

how big is your table

[worn rain]

introducing my godawful ui solution 🔥

[lunar sluice]

pretty small

[fair thistle]

paradox did you see the joker I made that points fun at how I used to say showman when I meant stuntman

[deft ore]

like bignum

[cyan cedar]

grab bag

[solar sandal]

ew bignum

[lunar sluice]

when will balatro add a new stake difficulty called talisman must die

[fair thistle]

If you surpass 1.8e308 score, die

[cyan cedar]

battery joker: +5 mult for each 10% on your device

[deft ore]

-100 hand size if Talisman is installed

[cyan cedar]

this a niche reference to my phone being at 10%

[daring sluice]

what if you wanted to meow at 10eeee10 db but you can't express it with a traditional lua number?

[lunar sluice]

nobody got my reference you are all medium level funny at best

[cyan cedar]

my Meow lua extension shall do the trick

[sleek granite]

i should add a new stake that kills you if you naneinf

[lunar sluice]

what about nane0

[plush hound]

wait

what the fucl

wheres the S

[lunar sluice]

have a*

[solar sandal]

i wouldnt want to do that (itd break everythings everything)

[fair thistle]

Win Ante is Infinite
Win when you Naneinf instead

[harsh glacier]

you must what

[plush hound]

THE S IS GONE

WHAT

[trail berry]

i must cream

[cyan cedar]

dead balatro: x4 mult if you are dead (excludes faking it)

[plush hound]

balatro did done me dirty

what the fuck

😭

[daring sluice]

but like meowwww nya nya mrrrp mrreowwwww prrrr meoww mrrowww meow meow meow

[worn rain]

would be nasty with the edward robinson build

[cyan cedar]

i just wrote balatro instead of joker fuck my chungus life

[lunar sluice]

you should leave it like that

[plush hound]

you DONT have to cream

[fair thistle]

basically paradox's naneinf deck at worst and you win in like 1 Ante at best depending on the type of mods you have

[cyan cedar]

i must cream

[lunar sluice]

!!

[plush hound]

ice cream

i scream

[fair thistle]

I usually use icing instead, considering it's a bit sweeter, no?

[daring sluice]

agreeable

[plush hound]

thanks ruby

[trail berry]

i cream

[plush hound]

do NOT cream

[lunar sluice]

im really ass at wording things correctly but i will correct other peoples wording mistakes still

[plush hound]

guys ffs

[daring sluice]

"do NOT cream"

[cyan cedar]

creamy joker: +10 mult for how creamy you are

[plush hound]

DUDE

[fair thistle]

reminds me of that one clip

[soft thorn]

adding that to the Milkers plans

[plush hound]

RUBY NO

[cyan cedar]

milky joker: +20 mult if there is milk in your fridge

[daring sluice]

i don't understand that image

[fair thistle]

DUI? how about you d_e /lyr

[trail berry]

driving in my car right after a beer
hey that bump is shaped like the madness gameset

[plush hound]

hey guys my name is dess

[solar sandal]

the asgore one is a reference to a movie

[lunar sluice]

nxkoo dess arc

[soft thorn]

milky

#⚙・modding-general message

[fair thistle]

so basically Asgore runs over Dess, a deer in his BergenTRUCK

[soft thorn]

short for descartes

[daring sluice]

ohh that

i know that

okay

[solar sandal]

the old googol play card effect ran RIGHT in FRONT of my VAN

[lunar sluice]

descartes holiday 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[daring sluice]

mrreowwww

[plush hound]

outrunning the truck

burger trucking

[trail berry]

this is how nxkoo died

[plush hound]

D:

[fair thistle]

I used to watch true and the rainbow kingdom when I was younger idk why that reminded me of that

maybe because the effects were swapped idk

[cyan cedar]

phone: x4 mult if your phone is under 10%

[fair thistle]

m fell off

[cyan cedar]

i am at 8% and am getting x4 mult i am the winner here

[soft thorn]

SMODS.find_deer("BërgenTRUCK'd")

[daring sluice]

smh where's the next

[sleek granite]

you couldnt find your mod

[fair thistle]

Bergentruck

Destroys played Jacks, gains + and XMult per destroyed jack

are jackelopes deer

[cyan cedar]

king was right there

[soft thorn]

jackalopes arent real

[cyan cedar]

king Asgore type shi

[lunar sluice]

just make it destroy used cryptids

[solar sandal]

they're deerbits

[fair thistle]

close enough

[soft thorn]

The jackalope is a mythical animal of North American folklore described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns. The word jackalope is a portmanteau of jackrabbit and antelope. Many jackalope taxidermy mounts, including the original, are made with deer antlers.

[cyan cedar]

potbelly’s joker: +10 mult if you are outside of a potbelly’s right now

[lunar sluice]

joker: +4 mult if you are a joker in real life

[fair thistle]

dude people aren't gonna make a joker that gives your credit card number in mult

get with the times man /lighthearted

[trail berry]

whos the ugliest person in the morgue

[cyan cedar]

me

i am chopped

chopped joker: +8 mult for each unattractive trait

[soft thorn]

Angster's Paradis
Plays Gangster's Paradise if the name or description of the Joker to the left ends in G and the name or description of the Joker to the right begins with E.

[solar sandal]

potbelly's mentioned

[fair thistle]

if I made that a joker I would just make it do nothing

for like anyone

[cyan cedar]

good sandwich good shake and people still eat at subway #noticing

[cyan cedar]

#sowholesome

[daring sluice]

okay chat this is the part where I close my eyes for 10 hours

[cyan cedar]

have fun sleepyhead

don’t let the bedbugs near your vicinity

[soft thorn]

Slumber

[daring sluice]

nxkoo is spokesperson for lovely in my and metheruls abscene

[soft thorn]

nxkoo is not a spokesperson for me

[fair thistle]

balatro players when a mod exists

[plush hound]

the what

oh

[fair thistle]

Nxkoo you're going to another realm

[soft thorn]

cant believe we're banishing nxkoo

[plush hound]

im speaking on behalf of astro

he's dead

[fair thistle]

fuck....

[plush hound]

i saw you N'

[amber river]

hablo solamente un poquito español, pero yo hablo frances

[fair thistle]

insert Ralsei splatter scene but with me on it

[dense egret]

even rare then xd

i can speak a few of french

[soft thorn]

yeah yeah we all speak only a little spanish and french, get a room

[fair thistle]

im monolingual

[amber river]

😂

no i speak a lot of french

[dense egret]

x2

[dense egret]

is your native language?

[soft thorn]

oh really? name one french politician in power right now

[plush hound]

oui

[amber river]

Yeah, french canadian 😌

[normal hollow]

hi
sometimes i click on a name by mistake and i have to delete the @ discord adds

[amber river]

FRANÇOIS LEGROS

[fair thistle]

Anger 100

[soft thorn]

okay i dont know enough french to fact check this

[plush hound]

failed lurking

[dense egret]

ok i didnt know that canada has french

[soft thorn]

nxkoo can you fact check this

[amber river]

Canada's entire culture comes from Quebec

[trail berry]

hey im canadian

[dense egret]

i see i see
-# idk what that means

[cyan cedar]

canada and france go like Way Back

[trail berry]

Canada and French Gay Yaoi

[normal hollow]

you got saved from me making fun of you for not knowing what a spokesperson is

[soft thorn]

france is to canada what britain is to the US
- Someone uneducated in any form of history

[cyan cedar]

lowkey

[plush hound]

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH

[cyan cedar]

yeah kinda

[amber river]

Its ok im uneducated too

[normal hollow]

no

[fair thistle]

bluestorm better

[trail berry]

yeah

[plush hound]

oui

[amber river]

Oui

[trail berry]

Shut Up

[plush hound]

hallelujah

[amber river]

Tabarnak ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[fair thistle]

furry bluestorm?

[soft thorn]

speak filipino then

[cyan cedar]

but i think the brits and france had a weird Qurrel when it came to owning canada

[trail berry]

Mid

[plush hound]

buenos dias fine shyt

[amber river]

Correct

[dense egret]

oh what is your first language then?

[amber river]

Then elizabeth took control and she's been our queen wver since

[soft thorn]

i wouldnt describe any of my shits as fine

[amber river]

God bless her soul

[cyan cedar]

well

“she’s been” 🥀

[fair thistle]

dissing peak now I gotta Arrowhead you or something idk /j

[plush hound]

I'm native Indonesian

[trail berry]

guys i headcanon nxkoo as 4'11

[plush hound]

?????????????????????????????????

[amber river]

[fair thistle]

I headcanon you as 0'1

[dense egret]

ok i didnt expect that tbh xd

[plush hound]

WDYM

[dense egret]

x2

[cyan cedar]

everyone here is 4’2 until i’m told otherwise

[hardy brook]

Chat, give your best Ortalab headcanon

[soft thorn]

otherwise

[trail berry]

9'10

[plush hound]

Shinku is Demigod

[amber river]

Also btw judgement needs more art

[dense egret]

tomorrow

[hardy brook]

elaborate

[amber river]

[dense egret]

my fault

[lunar sluice]

i headcanon that ortalab is pretty cool

[cyan cedar]

for that one you’re going down to 3’9

i don’t make the rules

[hardy brook]

this implies that the average person says it sucks though

[fair thistle]

GOKU IS REAL

[trail berry]

the opposite lusty joker is gay with the normal lusty joker

[lunar sluice]

well no the average person doesnt say its cool

because the average person is not a balatro player

[soft thorn]

uwu

[hardy brook]

but they're just parallel universe versions of the same person- oh

[fair thistle]

They don't say it's cool they play it and THINK it's cool

[trail berry]

oh

[hardy brook]

I'm making it canon

Goku is real

[cyan cedar]

PMO india

[normal hollow]

i mean it's lusty joker for a reason

[fair thistle]

what is Goku a counterpart of

[lunar sluice]

joker

[hardy brook]

Goku

[soft thorn]

they're gonna add a green value called Grult that is multiplied against your chips and mult

[fair thistle]

just 2 copies of Goku but one targets chips and one targets mult

[trail berry]

@grok

[hardy brook]

Glop

[cyan cedar]

evil dark red value that subtracts

[hardy brook]

Should i actually add goku to the Chaos Update?

[fair thistle]

the alternate universe came from Kirby forgotten land (random bullshit I don't believe)

[trail berry]

chips x mult - evils

[fair thistle]

uhm, duh????

[trail berry]

oh yeah shinku can we play the chaos update like is there a github available

or na

[cyan cedar]

can you add william howard taft

[trail berry]

i frogog

[cyan cedar]

and when he progs or whatever the kids say he goes “so taft!”

[hardy brook]

Nah

[fair thistle]

you should add gex from gex

[trail berry]

im going to gun

[wanton lintel]

what did i miss

[hardy brook]

I may upload it soon as a test run idk

[trail berry]

mucho texto

[hardy brook]

I really need to find someone to help code a major thing for chaos update down the line

[trail berry]

Me!!!!

Me!!!!

[hardy brook]

You can code?

[trail berry]

Yes!!!

[hardy brook]

How well do you know UI?

[trail berry]

damnit

[hardy brook]

that's one thing

[cyan cedar]

watch this <pfortnite</p>

fuck

[hardy brook]

hang on i'll discuss in dms

[trail berry]

business interview

[sleek granite]

fork knife but where's spoon

[plush hound]

how well do you know UI

i dont know

SHIT

[soft thorn]

if you dont know SHIT, do you at least know the remaining letters of the alphabet

[plush hound]

a b c d

uhm

67

[soft thorn]

two off 69, good enough

[plush hound]

67 is the new 69

somehow

idk check tiktok

[soft thorn]

cant believe before i sent that 69, the last message about 69 was also from me

[cyan cedar]

s-s-six seven?

[plush hound]

SEE

IM NOT GEEKING

[soft thorn]

yeah seven ate him

[cyan cedar]

no that was 9

[soft thorn]

yeah seven eight nine, but dont forget: six, seven eight

[sleek granite]

ambition is meaningless to an immortal

[plush hound]

you're just a mere mortal, autumn

stand ready for my arrival

[sleek granite]

you are already dead tho

[plush hound]

D:

[soft thorn]

yeah he might be dead, but this is his past self

[sleek granite]

i fucking hate time travel

[lunar sluice]

i love time travel

[soft thorn]

i read a web novel where one of the side characters died but then came back to life because the main character found a way to revive him in enough futures that the heart of the world was like "Yeah I'll just pull him frm the future and let the mc figure it out"

[plush hound]

hold on gng

my hb is dead

[soft thorn]

your what

[plush hound]

my hb

[sleek granite]

husband

[lunar sluice]

just bootstrap paradox the character back to life

[plush hound]

HOMEBOY

god damnit

[soft thorn]

whos your homeboy

[plush hound]

i got none actually

[lunar sluice]

bootstrapping is like top 1 funniest thing to write into a time travel plot

[plush hound]

bootstrapping?

[sleek granite]

"it just works"

[soft thorn]

Well Ethans gonna need some help, and he figures this out anyways, so time to time paradox this mfer back

also this was story was also in a wider timeloop with shit tons of exceptions and paradoxes

[lunar sluice]

look up bootstrap paradox

its like nearly 2am i cant explain it well rn

[cyan cedar]

bootstraps? mult for each 5 dollar ?

[plush hound]

money

[plush hound]

fictions are weird

[plush hound]

going back in time to get my bible signed

[sleek granite]

not a bootstrap paradox

very weird, but not a bootstrap paradox as long as you dont let them read it (they probably cant read english anyway)

[dire trail]

bootstrap paradox is when lord english

[plush hound]

someone should make a bootstrap paradox joker

goes back -2 Ante but the joker itself duplicate

[lunar sluice]

thats not a bootstrap paradox either

[dire trail]

im not even joking btw this is the actual plot of homestuck

[plush hound]

this is complicated

[lunar sluice]

you cannot bootstrap in balatro because you dont have access to actual time travel

[sleek granite]

juju joker.....

[plush hound]

going back Ante is somewhat a time travel tho

[harsh glacier]

decreasing antes doesn't count btw

[plush hound]

god damnit

[normal hollow]

maybe not you

[lunar sluice]

well no its fictional time travel

[sleek granite]

sometimes it always exists and has been here the whole time

[lunar sluice]

you would need real time travel

[dire trail]

itd be eternal and youd always start with it

[plush hound]

3 homestuck fans and 1 ygo player

[lunar sluice]

i love homestuck

[sleek granite]

youd have a random chance to start with it

[normal hollow]

i love yugioh

[sleek granite]

sometimes it was always here

[plush hound]

im just another toby's fanboy

[lunar sluice]

nxkoo you should read homestuck

[plush hound]

i TRIED before

[dire trail]

the juju is either "empty" or "full" but you dont know until you figure out whether youre in b1 or b2

[plush hound]

it doesnt stick to me

[lunar sluice]

you should try: again

[plush hound]

im not a hanging chad

[sleek granite]

the juju is gonna be full after im done with it

[plush hound]

whats the premise anyways

i still dont get it

[dire trail]

homestuck

[sleek granite]

the world is ending but its supposed to and will always end but the world is also ending

[dire trail]

also people save the world and make a new universe by playing a videogame

[woven orchid]

homestuck is like b

[plush hound]

sounds geek enough

i tried reading homestuck back then

because of this

https://youtu.be/Lzw0Tym25jU?si=sOsamArP6Ofy22yd

[sleek granite]

openbound................

[meager snow]

Discord user of a Balatro modder
Look inside
Photochad

[plush hound]

[plush hound]

its a real thing right

[sleek granite]

fuchsia ruler would be so cool if you didnt have to hear it 30 times in a row minimum

[dire trail]

openbound is both real and not real but youll never know until you open the collection and discover you dont have adobe flash

[plush hound]

schrodinger's

[sleek granite]

best case scenario

[dire trail]

i am glad the unoffical collection made it so you could play openbound

[meager snow]

Love me some X2 mult

[solar sandal]

photochad

[meager snow]

Photochad...

[plush hound]

looks inside

looks outside

its a beautiful day outside

[meager snow]

One mod I have literally adds photochad support lol I think it's morefluff but would have to check

Iirc it's a joker where you sell it after a couple rounds and it just spawns photochad

Called book move as a chess reference

[normal hollow]

:3

[meager snow]

Yeah here we go this thing lol

[dire trail]

Balatro Modding FAQ:
Q:When will this FAQ be made?
A: Work in progress.

[meager snow]

Honestly this is such a funny Joker credits to Notmario

[plush hound]

Q: Can you help me?
A: read the docs

[normal hollow]

a lot of the answers will be this

[meager snow]

BTW genuinely curious is it possible to trigger this effect

Or is it just a meme

[plush hound]

yes

[plush hound]

put it at the end

[dire trail]

Blunder is just mime+baron

[fair thistle]

Save name

Paul

[meager snow]

Ohhhh

[normal hollow]

hardest part will be how to organize I think, I will do everything in one page for now but I wil organize it by type of question later maybe

[meager snow]

That's really cool actually

[plush hound]

i also have somewhat similar joker

to that

[dire trail]

anytime i see basepaul card i just think of that one scene from american psycho

[plush hound]

hold on

[meager snow]

What in da hell

Do you take suggestions because I may have the funniest idea as a small touch for this joker

[plush hound]

go ahead

[dire trail]

wow

[plush hound]

my initial plan was to grab your steamid

and use it as the weird name

[dire trail]

jojo

[fair thistle]

is my name weird

[meager snow]

If possible, make it so that when it triggers the empowered effect, the text whatever you'd call it that cards can emit on activation says "Ligma Balls" as a nod to the "Who the hell is steve jobs" meme

[soft thorn]

jeve stobs

[meager snow]

Though honestly if Tangents is just a memefest mod that one could also probably get it's own joker

[meager snow]

..Does.. does it actually do anything?

[plush hound]

yes

theres a stats

on the left

[meager snow]

Ah

What an amazing mod

[plush hound]

try reading it

[meager snow]

I mean it's kinda cut off

[plush hound]

somewhat

[dire trail]

"gains X2.5 mult if score is on fire"

[fair thistle]

:((((

[plush hound]

like self insert?

[plush hound]

i was JOKING

[plush hound]

do not fall for the propaganda

[meager snow]

I was referring to the who the hell is steve jobs meme

[fair thistle]

Time for me to draw astro crying in the corner /j

[meager snow]

Could get it's own joker that on activation says Ligma Balls

[plush hound]

ohhhh

i mean

sure

i can do that

i have like

[meager snow]

LMAO

[plush hound]

20 jokers uncoded

maybe later

theres me tho

[meager snow]

"KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE"

[plush hound]

CH 7 will take place in Balatro

[soft thorn]

dont you mean CH 8?

[meager snow]

Joker based on the king's chariot

[soft thorn]

i wonder if the japanese fanbase knows of the bergentruck and whether they have memes of dess being isekaid

[fair thistle]

What tarot would I be if I was a tarot

[plush hound]

death

[meager snow]

I can't post the gif I'm gonna Perkeo Immolate spam myself

[fair thistle]

no that's you

[meager snow]

Turn the left card, into the right card...

[meager snow]

When talking meme jokers that one is also a very good idea.

Convert the left card into the right card and it's a joker that spawns Death or smth idk

[fair thistle]

"DUI? How about you die?" - Asgore, 2025

[trail berry]

#⚙・modding-general texture pack

[plush hound]

mod jam

[fair thistle]

what joker would I even be lol

[fair thistle]

would I be violet vessel because big boy or something? /J

[trail berry]

nxkoo is tarot card for death cause honestly he has to be

cause of nxkoo is dead

astro you can be

hmmm

hologram?

[torn urchin]

This is fine

[sleek granite]

im abstract jorek

[harsh glacier]

xdollars....

[fair thistle]

ok!!! that's really good

and then space joker is glorpsto

[torn urchin]

Now hold

[fair thistle]

:D

[torn urchin]

I was thinking 1/4 chance to just delete itself since Dalgona

[plush hound]

man FUCK dalgona

too sweet

[torn urchin]

I already have it so if you sell the dalgona you get set to 0 cash

[torn urchin]

Also not only it breaks it set cash to 0

I thought of just ending your game but nah

[plush hound]

this is gonna be

a bad news

but im adding emult

to my mod

[torn urchin]

Oh no

[trail berry]

squid games

[plush hound]

@trail berry

whats the latest version of cryptid

like

in release tab

[trail berry]

0.5.9

[plush hound]

fuck

[solar sandal]

meowdy chat

[plush hound]

not 0 5 10?

[trail berry]

i dont think

[trail berry]

its 5 10

[plush hound]

let em rip

oh my god

i gotta scroll more to find my joker

kms

[soft thorn]

imagine

[fair thistle]

haaaaa

[formal orchid]

why does it look like it has 2 small legs

[fair thistle]

destroyed non face cards create a random face card

wait no thats not legendary worthy imo

(i might be brainrotted tho)

[torn urchin]

Would this be better...

[deft ore]

Deer Jokers are destroyed when blind is selected, gain x1 mult for each destroyed deer joker

[wind token]

I hate this meme with a passion

[fair thistle]

so it's illegal to post it? /j

[wind token]

I hope you go missing /j

[fair thistle]

atleast then, someone will miss me 🙃

(my family)

[trail berry]

top 10 roast battle

[deft ore]

bottom 10 roast battle

i'm freezing out here

[round ore]

should i give the "sesbian lex" deck blueprint and brainstorm?

[deft ore]

no its plenty strong as is

[round ore]

but yuri jokers funni

[fair thistle]

Decrepid Deck

[trail berry]

True...

[deft ore]

do it but -2 hands and -1 joker slot

maybe also -2 discards

dont really need them

[dire trail]

i agree with flote

[trail berry]

on what

[meager snow]

Incredible

[dire trail]

the king's chariot meme is far overdone at this point

i hated it from the start and it just... kept going

[fair thistle]

oops! All Seriousness

[trail berry]

chariot from balatro running over justice

[jaunty galleon]

you know what else kept going

[trail berry]

My Mom!!!!! wait what does this mean

[fair thistle]

UsedParadox and it's just Susie

[deft ore]

why is dess justice

[fair thistle]

i haven't drawn Susie before though

So it would be illegal

[trail berry]

cause steel tastes better than glass

[jaunty galleon]

BECAUSE BREAD TASTES BETTER THAN KEY

[deft ore]

ohhh (i still have no idea)

[fair thistle]

What if it was a key made of bread

[formal orchid]

YES

[soft thorn]

yes i spent 10 minutes making that

[dire trail]

i have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[formal orchid]

SO PEAK

[plush hound]

full circle to a two legged creature

[trail berry]

this is the peak of humanity

[soft thorn]

if anybody wants to see the source of those shoes

[trail berry]

it all goes downhill from here

[dire trail]

amogus

[plush hound]

SEE

[jaunty galleon]

tried to take a one day break from grab bag

operative word is tried

ermmm #Grindset

[plush hound]

go outside and take a deep breath

[fair thistle]

"day one of no grab bag"
"day one of no grab bag"

[plush hound]

no more grabbing bags

[trail berry]

and then KEEP WORKING ON GRAB BAG BABY

WOO

[jaunty galleon]

i live in the uk the air smells like piss and sadness

[plush hound]

when was the last time the sun shined

[jaunty galleon]

a hundred years

[dire trail]

average uk atmospheric condition

i actually went to london once

[plush hound]

ill keep working on Tangents until im dead

[deft ore]

hey why is your username just the word false

[round ore]

jokering it

[plush hound]

Can i mod Balatro while beating myself?

[jaunty galleon]

you americans can laugh all you want but as soon as it hits 20 degrees over here it’s like you’re trapped in a stuffy office block until it passes

[pliant plaza]

When I beat gold stake, I'm gonna play modded for the first time. What should I do first, cryptid or pokemon

[fair thistle]

wha-

[exotic belfry]

Wait yeah that's weird

[deft ore]

Retigger

[plush hound]

im not even american 🥀

[limber sandal]

retigger

[plush hound]

god damnit

[fair thistle]

ts an entropy joker

😭

[trail berry]

let me try

[limber sandal]

guys why does my username crash balatro

[plush hound]

NO

[dire trail]

i liked that london had one street vendor that sold only grape candy, mainly bc grape candy isnt sold in the us

[exotic belfry]

Depends what you're after. If you want chaos, go Cryptid. If you want something a bit more chill, Pokermon

[jaunty galleon]

wait really? why

[limber sandal]

tangents

[plush hound]

thanks for the shill

[pliant plaza]

Bet, thx. I'm on blue stake now so I still got a bit of time left

[round ore]

somebody should make a mod where if brainstorm n blueprint are next to each other, a kiss sound effect can be heard when the duo is activated

[pliant plaza]

I'm grinding Nebula deck, my fav deck

[trail berry]

play pokermon Cryptid is Bass

Bad

Bass

[dire trail]

its def something to do with the ingredients but ill have to google it rq

[trail berry]

i fucking hate this

[solar sandal]

pokermon and cryptid balance-things branch

[bitter wind]

hey uh so i have a problem, i had set steammoded to beta for joker display then when i tried to get it back to regular it didnt and it now refuses to unistall it so i can reinstall it

[normal hollow]

joyousspring

[deft ore]

cryptid is 🐟

[round ore]

all the jokers next to them r going "dude get a room you two"

[deft ore]

paradox's stupid ideas

[trail berry]

oh yeah that

[normal hollow]

beta smods is the only smods tho

[deft ore]

maybe they want alpha smods

[normal hollow]

not for jokerdisplay

[pliant plaza]

I'm lame asf, I've almost exclusively won with face card builds

[solar sandal]

also play grab bag, paperback, aikoyoris shenanigans, and lucky rabbit those are all good options too

[dawn raptor]

Credits for anonymous modder (not Mine)

[bitter wind]

idk it just wont let me unistall it it says that some path dosent exist

[exotic belfry]

-# and Maximus :)

[jaunty galleon]

neither go run like maximus or paperback or bunco or something (or grab bag teehee)

[pliant plaza]

Not only that, but my most played card is high card (546 plays)

[bitter wind]

or no it says invalid path

[exotic belfry]

Being mentioned along those mods feels so good oyu have no idea ty

[soft thorn]

mine is probably flush

[dire trail]

full house of 9 and 10

[deft ore]

rookie numbers

[pliant plaza]

I've used photochad + smiley more than twice as many times compared to the other jokers

[jaunty galleon]

you’re welcome also Cross My Mods

[exotic belfry]

What would I cross with your mod

[solar sandal]

i havent tried maximus yet sorry

[deft ore]

adds a bag that you can grab things from

[normal hollow]

my balatro has errors what do

[deft ore]

like some sort of grab bag

[exotic belfry]

holy shit