⚙・modding-general

[plush hound]

what the fuck

[random storm]

I type a lot and say a little

[plush hound]

10 words per lunch break

🥀

[random storm]

Yep, meaning-

[plush hound]

SLOW AS HELL

[wraith seal]

damn blud really spent 8 words up there already

😭

[plush hound]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[random storm]

I'm on my phone and am extremely tired

[plush hound]

go get some sleep

or use voice to text

[random storm]

I'm trying

[random storm]

Ew

[plush hound]

SLEEP

[random storm]

IM TRYING

[plush hound]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[hard plank]

🏳️‍⚧️

[solar sandal]

mrow meow nya OwO

[random storm]

Your yelling is keeping me up now-

[random storm]

Mraow :3

[random storm]

Nope, still here

[plush hound]

???????????????

[plush hound]

trans left

[random storm]

Idk, with how tired I am I should have passed out already

[plush hound]

caffeine

[random storm]

Doesn't work to make me awake or tired

[formal orchid]

ello

[plush hound]

haaaaaaiiiiiiii

[formal orchid]

i love this

[random storm]

You actually added it xD

[plush hound]

more printer

[plush hound]

no other ideas

[formal orchid]

im busy

[sweet bramble]

is this a relevant bit anymore

[random storm]

Fair enough

[sleek granite]

i actually dig Create Aura lmao

literal aura farm

[plush hound]

hype moments and aura

type shit

[random storm]

What does it look like when shooting the rocket launcher?

[plush hound]

no visual for now

it only plays explosion sound

my idea was to either change their atlas to rocket launcher

or animate it

[random storm]

Whichever one is harder for you is the one I endorse
-# (I wish to see you suffer)

[tight beacon]

is brainstorm incompatible with mac ? i cant find a key to fast reroll…

[gray cove]

Mac?

Like the os

[dusky heart]

The newest version (from Releases) won't work on macOS, but the older version (from the green code button) should work. I think it's Cmd+A to reroll?

[gray cove]

There’s a brainstorm tab in settings

[tropic egret]

chat i have a consumable idea

[gray cove]

Light up the night

Mr coffee

[tight beacon]

turns out I had to clone from github in my mod directory for it to work, sadly its the old version

[tropic egret]

. the B vitamins

they stay for as long as they want and then leave your consumable slots when they're done

[gray cove]

Vitamins

[tropic egret]

it would funny

[gray cove]

Indeed

Still waiting for the periodic table mod

[tropic egret]

basically the B vitamins aren't manufactured by the body

so i don't need to make any jokers creating them ✨

[formal orchid]

wasnt someone working on that

[gray cove]

There are 100+ elements

On the table

[tropic egret]

yeah and most of them do jack all

[gray cove]

Also hi revo from revo’s vault

[umbral pilot]

heavwen

[gray cove]

Mr lovely

[tropic egret]

a periodic table mod might as well just have 96 elements

[gray cove]

Alpha male mindset

[dusky heart]

understandable, have a nice day

[formal orchid]

hello heaven

[gray cove]

From my house

[harsh glacier]

coming straight to your house

[tropic egret]

time to figure out what the B vitamins do i guess

[formal orchid]

makes sense

[gray cove]

I wanna drop kick you so bad

[tropic egret]

oh funny what if they're like a joker sticker

[gray cove]

But im physically incapable so you live for another day

Im making a plushie

Chat

[formal orchid]

nice

[tranquil vessel]

lovely starts autodownloading malware

[formal orchid]

what plushie

[harsh glacier]

coming straight to your house

he's the one

[gray cove]

Google “furina”

[formal orchid]

no need to

nice

[harsh glacier]

roly poly for polychrome

[unkempt current]

Poly cards

[formal orchid]

Holo cards

like in pokemon

[unkempt current]

Should I actually make one or should I let it stay as a joke

[gray cove]

Fanart chat is going insane

[unkempt current]

Cow too-

[plush hound]

how does that even make ANY sense

[gray cove]

This is so ragebait i would be mad if i’m the one receiving this

[hard plank]

hello

[plush hound]

check fanart channel

[unkempt current]

[hard plank]

you know how i

[umbral pilot]

no

[hard plank]

ok

[formal orchid]

Changed pfp too 😭

[fallow bramble]

TTT singleplayer

[tranquil vessel]

the most competitive online game

[lone frost]

guys i found spamton in london

with pipis

[fallow bramble]

I put Triangle and a face-down trap card and end my turn

[fallow bramble]

Ofc he'd play checkmark, meta slave...

[formal orchid]

countered by the printer though

[royal echo]

when balala

[jaunty galleon]

what da fuck

tic tac toe crrrRRRAZY mode!?

[fallow bramble]

Anarchy TTT

[last venture]

anarchy tic tac toe would go so hard as a reddit thread lol

[jaunty galleon]

errr knight to C1

[last venture]

anarchy go fish? 🗣️ 🔥

[jaunty galleon]

what more things can i shatter for grab bag

[fallow bramble]

my bones

[jaunty galleon]

shattered SEALS shattered TAROTS shattered SPECTRALS shattered EPHEMERALS shattered SHATTERED CONSUMABLES

[fallow bramble]

shattered bakery goods...

[jaunty galleon]

i’m planning shattered blinds and a shattered suit i don’t think anything is off limits anymore

[sleek granite]

shatteredered....

the power of the VOID

[fallow bramble]

Shattered lovely, shattered steamodded

[silk wagon]

Shattered mult

[unkempt current]

Shattered chips

Shattered discards
Shattered hands

[silk wagon]

Shattered quit button

You cant quit the game

[unkempt current]

Shattered background

[silk wagon]

Keep gambling

[unkempt current]

Shattered

[jaunty galleon]

oh yeah i need to add vouchers and tags

if i ever add a new consumable type its respective shattered consumable would probably shatter vouchers in some way

[silk wagon]

Shattered art cards

Artbox compat

[jaunty galleon]

i am interested in doing artbox crossmod when i think grab bag is ready for crossmod

[lunar sluice]

inverted shattered cards when

[jaunty galleon]

i just need to clean up the codebase a little more and work the new shattered stuff into the mod and then it’ll be ready

then there’ll be plenty of interesting mechanics for crossmod

adding new shattered blinds, adding new shattered jokers, extra 5th suit support and so on

new ephemerals, too

[jaunty galleon]

the chicken of agreement

[hard plank]

like it is an egg machine but it looks so funny

to be fair

i don't think that's correct

[formal orchid]

create is the best mod oat

i love create

[fallow bramble]

I don't approve of this

[formal orchid]

now you made me want to go play create

[frigid mica]

How does Ieros work? (Entropic Joker)

[lunar sluice]

it upgrades the rarity of shop jokers when they appear with a 1 in 3 chance, this chance is rolled again each time it upgrades (probably need to tweak this chance because of that)

[stark shale]

bingor

[sleek granite]

entrop

[harsh glacier]

so entropic!

[frigid mica]

Wait so if you buy an entropic, you can get more chances to buy an entropic?

[lunar sluice]

well yes but its extremely rare for this to occur

i wouldnt count on it

[latent crescent]

[sleek granite]

ruby is perma ascension power on pcards a terrible idea

[lunar sluice]

yes but

it would be very funny

[sleek granite]

it would be

you see the vision

[lunar sluice]

ascension power grows very fast if you have more than a little

but if its hard to get more then its fine

[sleek granite]

suit ascension power is probably already pretty cracked even at +1 per star

[lunar sluice]

the original formula is designed around it working only for selecting more cards

so it has an exponent somewhere in there

its like tl;dr 1.25^x

it only starts to get truly insane around 20

but its still cracked b efore that

you have to get to like 3180 to naneinf

i could tweak the formula but even in entropy this is difficult

i might still

but

it also does apply to both chips and mult

so you only need to actually get to like 1e150

which is like 1550

[wanton rapids]

The Sun?!?!!

[lunar sluice]

the main issue to me is that if i tweak the formula to not use an exponent its just another multiplier

should i just pull a prestige tree and add a softcap when you get too high and limits the growth

[wanton rapids]

perma_glop...

[latent crescent]

will perma_glop translate to tomorrow runs?

[lunar sluice]

like after 100 or something you get diminishing returns

[wanton rapids]

glop was like three months ago

[hard plank]

i want to add unique card upgrades

:<

[jaunty galleon]

in what sense

[hard plank]

none of the above

[jaunty galleon]

original ideas are hard though

good original ideas are even harder

[wanton rapids]

more mechanics is kind of bad actually

it's good for a bit

[lunar sluice]

something like this but not so harsh probably

[wanton rapids]

just make it logistic or whatever it's called

[lunar sluice]

this is

[harsh glacier]

what we really need is perma fool

[wanton rapids]

no not logarithmic

oh it's probably fine

[sleek granite]

but what if i

[wanton rapids]

autumn mood mechanics
....

[lunar sluice]

adding more mechanics for the sake of it is bad you have to actually justify it

[sleek granite]

i feel like my mechanics are well enough justified

though tbf Bottling is obscure on purpose

[wanton rapids]

bottle slaythespire....

[sleek granite]

yep

because always having access to the same playing card is really fucking strong actually

[jaunty galleon]

see i want to add new mechanics but i also want to do them in a way that means you can also ignore them, you have to basically turn them on

but an actual ON switch would be booooooring

[solemn storm]

lowkey making mechanics solely for the sake of it is really fun

[jaunty galleon]

hello sigmund freud

[solemn storm]

like "oh yeah this joker adds MINESWEEPER because it can!"

hi th30ne

[wanton rapids]

sigmund freud??

[solemn storm]

that is me

[lunar sluice]

i mean it can be fun but like

the way it affects gameplay will be weird

[solemn storm]

oh most definitely

you gotta like warn the players that the mod drastically affects gameplay

[harsh glacier]

im adding a crane minigame to balatro

[solemn storm]

that is so sick

[wanton rapids]

what if there were Horses

[harsh glacier]

this is a joke

for now

[solemn storm]

i'm too incompetent to add anything that could really change the gameplay itself but if i could,,,

[normal hollow]

chat hi im adding 3 new mechanics in joyousspring

[distant badge]

hi chat

[wanton rapids]

hello opal

[stark shale]

https://imgur.com/a/psKMeQU

they havent banned imgur for some reason

lol?\

[wanton rapids]

only tenor

[normal hollow]

what's she listening to

[wraith seal]

tomato

[grand geode]

bakushin bakushin bakushinshin

[harsh glacier]

fail a career run and thats the song you come back to

[fair thistle]

mrrp

[hard plank]

...

i need retro

[sleek granite]

amass in balatro.....

[jaunty galleon]

balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro I LOVE BALATRO

[sleek granite]

eyes suit

[normal hollow]

bawatro

[formal orchid]

balatro

[jaunty galleon]

just had a really funny challenge idea

[full edge]

amass 10 jimbos

[boreal reef]

king haya

[jaunty galleon]

did you know that socialism is when the government does things

and if the government does a lot of things then it's communism

[full edge]

Deep political commentary is why I play balatro mods

[hard plank]

void.

[fallow bramble]

He will never be counterfeit joker

[boreal reef]

agnes tachykouori

[hard plank]

i want to make boss music

the problem is that I'm not Toby Fox

[fair thistle]

iroyokia tommorrow

[dense quail]

foby tox

[wanton rapids]

iroyokia whenever iro wants

[fair thistle]

xot ybof

[fair thistle]

it's like the deltarune joke

[jaunty galleon]

socialism is hard

[fair thistle]

they say tommorrow

they mean 60 days

[dense quail]

fraud tomorrow

[wanton rapids]

do you think i didnt know

[fair thistle]

ok nerd

:D

[jaunty galleon]

reset on a polychrome pentagram... rest in peace my beloved

[fair thistle]

aikoyori tommorrow

koobyalp s'aikoyori

[wind token]

Chat, my pills are here!

[fair thistle]

mrrpmraowmeow

[wanton rapids]

pill that turns you into a modding-chat chatter

[wind token]

Meow

[fair thistle]

chatter^^2

[hard plank]

i want to make good music

i don't want to make trash

[fair thistle]

balatro music but its replaced with purring

[wanton rapids]

you need to first make trash to make good music

[sleek granite]

pill that turns you into a thac joker

[wanton rapids]

how Odd...

okay thats not a joker but like.

[hard plank]

i already made trash

go to my soundcloud for trash

[fair thistle]

+2 chips whenever you beat 10 rounds /j

[distant badge]

hi chat

[sleek granite]

hi opal

[hard plank]

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Tutorial:Redstone_music

[wanton rapids]

hi opal

[formal orchid]

hello opal

[hard plank]

hello opal

[fair thistle]

hand that is called hand and hands by handing

[wanton rapids]

time to start smods developing again

uh

[hard plank]

https://patyk.lol/blogs/steamscam/

[wanton rapids]

actually no im stupid

[sleek granite]

Even More Fluff

[hard plank]

guys

[fair thistle]

the only way i make redstone music is observer loops and then randomly chaining noteblocks.

it sounds horrible

but its funny

[wanton rapids]

i will be developing morefluff

[fair thistle]

Fluff^^2

[hard plank]

a dive into how the fifty dollar steam gift card scam works

[distant badge]

i should add more stuff to balatro

[fair thistle]

1. idiot scammer

2. how it fails; people arent stupid

[hard plank]

it's actually more complicated than you think

[wanton rapids]

is the new smods probability api stable yet

[hard plank]

there hasn't been a stable release in 3 weeks i think

[sleek granite]

it functions

[fair thistle]

hm

[hard plank]

it does get people

you should give it a read

[fair thistle]

playbok in unknwn amt of tomrows

[hard plank]

it does get a bit technical

[fair thistle]

i mean i could get why it gets people

[hard plank]

but do you know how it works

[fair thistle]

im tweaking

[jaunty galleon]

that was a cool read actually thanks aiko

[fair thistle]

so they just pretend the link isnt tampered with and the link is secretly different right

[tranquil vessel]

Eremel's basically the only one who currently spends time working on smods changes

and I think he's on vacation right now?

[fair thistle]

aikoyoriroyokiaikoyori

[hard plank]

to be fair he has a wife and kids and work

n everything

[tranquil vessel]

to be clear, I'm absolutely not blaming eremel

[hard plank]

no no

[tranquil vessel]

he's doing amazing work

[fair thistle]

Balala

[hard plank]

i don't blame eremel

at all

as soon he said work i understood immediately

[wanton rapids]

hello modding chat how do use smods new probabilty

[hard plank]

as in job

[fair thistle]

AH

/j

[tranquil vessel]

it's just that as he's the only maintainer working on it, it's not progressing very fast

[hard plank]

being an adult is hard

[tranquil vessel]

1 in 1 chance to crash

[wanton rapids]

actually though

[hard plank]

there are more stuff in the blog post

more what

hold on

[fair thistle]

i mean every scam can get a bit technical but it can usually can just get dumbed down to just

"they want you to click this fake link for fake money"

[hard plank]

but how it works in the back

even i didn't know this one

[dense quail]

[normal hollow]

i have some examples here
https://github.com/nh6574/VanillaRemade/blob/new_probability_stuff/src/jokers.lua

[wanton rapids]

oh right vanillaremade exists

[fair thistle]

yummers

[normal hollow]

there are new contexts both to modify probability and to check if one succeeds or fails as well

[fair thistle]

this is a certified astro moment

we need a prental (perishable rental) joker that gold stakeifies jokers or something

[hard plank]

n

[normal hollow]

why

[fair thistle]

funni

/j

(that would be horrible)

[fair thistle]

m

snake ladder

[hard plank]

@harsh glacier help

[solemn storm]

has anyone even thought or tried implementing a game of minesweeper using UI in balatro

[lunar sluice]

probably easier to do it by circumventing balatros ui system and just porting a love2d version of minesweeper

maybe im wrong

[vernal hare]

‘reroll’ (ritual)
x% chance to destroy all jokers and replace them with one a rarity higher
y% chance to destroy all jokers and replace them with one a rarity lower

[solemn storm]

definitely

i know a love version of minesweeper already exists

maybe you could just make it pop up when playing a hand or something

[normal hollow]

i know someone was trying to do it

idk what happened to that

[solemn storm]

i know someone implemented minesweeper but using jokers and consumables

[normal hollow]

that too

[dense quail]

he got executed by the goverment, he knew too much 😔

[fair thistle]

Monday's ..........

"Do minesweeper for 5 dollars"

[hard plank]

sorry i invented solitaire in balatro

[full edge]

Every time I set up the file for a new joker I forget what the effect I settled on for it should be 🥲

I think it's a sign that I've reached about the cap of jokers I should be adding, haha

[hard plank]

i am john solitaire

[solemn storm]

can balatro open websites?

[storm forum]

Just have an ideas.txt to write to whenever and whatever.

[hard plank]

yes in a browser window

[solemn storm]

oh that's neat

[hard plank]

💀

[jaunty galleon]

[Answer my Poll about these](#1334717157098913833 message)

[hard plank]

do not ship a binary for chromium with your mod

[solemn storm]

very tempting

[hard plank]

...

[solemn storm]

maybe just make a consumable that does nothing but open a page to a balatro tutorial

[solar sandal]

meow

[normal hollow]

i have an ideas.md

[sleek granite]

nxkoo made the game load pages in steam browser

[wind token]

I like eyes

[full edge]

does context.destroy_card also get called after you discard?

[normal hollow]

yes

[boreal reef]

when is umalatro coming

[spiral monolith]

offtopic rq, do i put the blueprint with hangin chad or sock and buskin

[hard plank]

:3

[next ibex]

I found a way to get cryptid on mobile

[formal orchid]

you're going to make me start a create playthrough all over again

[next ibex]

It doesn't run that smoothly

[wind token]

That’s cool, keep it to your self

[next ibex]

But it certainly works

[umbral pilot]

Mobile modding is not permitted as per the rules

[next ibex]

Never knew that

[spiral monolith]

why? im curious

[umbral pilot]

But I mean Balatro doesn't have a mobile port so

[wind token]

Because… it’s the rules

[formal orchid]

-# https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1233186865285435492 rule 4

[umbral pilot]

not sure why we're talking about things that don't exist

[spiral monolith]

doesnt explain why tho

[formal orchid]

someone explained why

somewhere arround here

it was against the platform ToS or something

[hard plank]

app store/play store terms of services

[formal orchid]

i think?

^

[wind token]

I didn’t know rules had to explain them self lol

[umbral pilot]

Yeah, that would be the reason IF Balatro mobile existed.

Which it doesn't.

It's actually impossible to run Balatro on anything that isn't a PC.

[formal orchid]

crazy

[hard plank]

do not lie

[ivory sinew]

Nah it's possible

[umbral pilot]

Not at all

[hard plank]

@formal orchid

ooooo you will play create mod

[formal orchid]

pipez too

😭

[ivory sinew]

Pipez... no...

[wind token]

Pipes… no… no no no…

[hard plank]

(pipez is kinda weird but it's the best i got for the time being)

[ivory sinew]

The ticker.

[formal orchid]

pipez

goated

simple and gets the job done

[ivory sinew]

Just be careful because it's not optimized

[next ibex]

If only it did exist if only

[sleek granite]

illegal

[umbral pilot]

That's the fake Balala that got taken down a whole back.

[wind token]

Fake

[hard plank]

that's a fake version

[next ibex]

Interesting

[umbral pilot]

Maybe make a habit of telling the truth mmk?

It's not hard

[solemn storm]

wait is there no real mobile version of balatro?

[sleek granite]

yall 😭

aikoyori i expect the gaslighting out of

[grand geode]

no there isn't

you can play balala joker poker though

[umbral pilot]

Yeah, no mobile versions yet

There might be one in the future but not now

[wind token]

Evil people ported it over with many evil viruses

[sleek granite]

safest bet is to get it on steam ando nly steam nad this applies to all video games ever actually trust me im totally not a shill

[umbral pilot]

^

[jaunty galleon]

[ok go Vote again](#1334717157098913833 message)

[sleek granite]

hello grab bag they

i am excited to cross eyes

[umbral pilot]

grab hello hey they

[jaunty galleon]

hello autumn circus it/she/they

[umbral pilot]

noita eye puzzle?

[jaunty galleon]

i should play noita

[wind token]

Can I also get a hi

[sleek granite]

deltarune eye puzzle

[jaunty galleon]

AAAHHHH MEOWSKULLS

interesting... very very interesting

[sleek granite]

we can all agree the 5 of eyes is the best right

[wind token]

Hi

[wind token]

I like the first one

[sleek granite]

pupilless is so ass tho

[wind token]

Dumb idea, different eyes for each number

[jaunty galleon]

i liked 3 but i thought it was too small for a suit, so i scaled it up for 6 of eyes and added a pupil for 5 of eyes

[sleek granite]

i do like the idea of leaning into the suit being Weird

[wind token]

It’s like many different types of eyes staring at you from the unkown

[plush hound]

this game is EASY

[sleek granite]

hey my brain is like that

[plush hound]

anyways hey guys

[umbral pilot]

nikussy

hello

[sleek granite]

wow theres actually a guys in the chat

[umbral pilot]

I guess so

[plush hound]

do NOT call me that

WHAT THE FUCK

[umbral pilot]

sorry

[plush hound]

🥀

lovelussy

[umbral pilot]

nxussissa

[jaunty galleon]

design 2 is now winning but i wonder if that's because i split the design 1 enjoyers into three similar camps

[umbral pilot]

you jerrymandered your poll 😭

[formal orchid]

launched create

[faint oxide]

what does this button in the brainstorm mod do?

[formal orchid]

aiko's fault 💔

[sleek granite]

as long as it looks better than me trying to draw eyes

[night harbor]

weird cryptid question, but is there a way to get my joker slots back to normal? instead of... minus -88?

[spiral monolith]

should i risk it? if yes, what joker do i sell

[wind token]

I think it will guarantee an observatory in ante 2

[sleek granite]

sell all the jokers

[umbral pilot]

sell Minecraft joker

[faint oxide]

im in ante 16 and still no obesrvatory

[jaunty galleon]

smiley face overrated

[spiral monolith]

idont got one

[sleek granite]

hi autumn

[wind token]

Oh.

[umbral pilot]

you have a smiley face what

[latent crescent]

1. With mods doesn't work
2. You need set to find Telescope in Ante 1

[faint oxide]

oh

[spiral monolith]

ohs hit

[faint oxide]

wdym with mods doesnt work?

[jaunty galleon]

worth

[umbral pilot]

worst roll

[latent crescent]

Any mod which adds own vouchers

[sleek granite]

if you add content brainstorm can't think anymore

[normal hollow]

not much of a brain then

[faint oxide]

i dont have those mods

[hard plank]

sorry my mod is ass

[normal hollow]

Aikoyori'S Shenanigans

[plush hound]

i love ass

just like what AVGN intended

[formal orchid]

hm

[sleek granite]

AStral Sorcery....

[solemn storm]

that chicken is full of freedom motif

[jaunty galleon]

ok i probably wont hold a poll for these two because they're so similar but one of these is probably going to be the final design

[lyric sun]

i like 4

[normal hollow]

i like the 4 more

[jaunty galleon]

i still like the old 5 of eyes but this new 5 is an attempt to combine the 4 of eyes design into the old 5

4 seems to have been the favourite in every poll though

so i'll give the people what they want

another flawless victory for democracy

[fair thistle]

[hard plank]

4

[fair thistle]

i agree

[hard plank]

@dreamy abyss violetposting today

[meager snow]

Certain Grab Bag blinds are crashing, any way to fix this without just removing grab bag?

[fallow bramble]

That's an entropy issue

[meager snow]

Ah

[jaunty galleon]

this is democracy manifest

[wanton rapids]

what the shenanigans

[meager snow]

So grab bag and entropy are basically incompatible- well that kinda sucks

[fallow bramble]

@lunar sluice

[meager snow]

It's consistently on grab bag blinds

[jaunty galleon]

grab bag blinds are crashing and it's not my fault for once

[spiral monolith]

hmm

[jaunty galleon]

thank god

[meager snow]

The ones that flip certain suits face down-

[spiral monolith]

do i risk it

[sleek granite]

yesssssssss

[jaunty galleon]

oh mind and spirit?

odd

[lunar sluice]

try updating entropy because i dont even have code on that line

[plush hound]

hey guys

[lunar sluice]

its just a blank line

[meager snow]

Ah

Alright

Yeah I underestimate how frequently some of these mods update ngl

[jaunty galleon]

grab bag updated like an hour ago lol

[sleek granite]

modders are hard at work 🛠️

[meager snow]

Yeah I decided to check grab bag's page too and saw lol

[jaunty galleon]

okay how am i going to do the face cards

[fallow bramble]

For once I am too

[plush hound]

arewhat now

[latent crescent]

violet vessel mention

[plush hound]

yo?

the censors are going to kill us

[sleek granite]

eldritch abominations

[jaunty galleon]

great minds and all that

[plush hound]

aiko

turn off my parental controls

[wanton rapids]

your what

[sleek granite]

i think i will add more random bullshit to the game

[rare garnet]

Aite it works thanks

[plush hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHmfQkSWak

[daring sluice]

your father and i are getting a divorce

[plush hound]

#⚙・modding-general background music

[plush hound]

what the FUCK

[fair thistle]

your dather and r and are dorce

[fair thistle]

i feel the third one the most

[daring sluice]

im getting full custody of the house, the car, the kids, the pets, all our money, both our retirement accounts

we're also killing him

[fair thistle]

and the gif of "nxkoo dies" plastered on the walter white crying gif

[daring sluice]

nah we burn that

actually we make 3000 photocopies and then grill a steak w it

[fair thistle]

i made a mistake steak

A MISTAKE STEAK?!

[plush hound]

like what did i do

[fair thistle]

be nxkoo

[sleek granite]

angery ox sounds

[dense quail]

is "all heart cards give 1.2X mult" too overpowered?

[hard plank]

nighttime

worse bloodstone

[dense quail]

though withoot OA6 its 1 in 2 chance

and i kinda yeah i thought of worse bloodstone too but i mean might be fun

[hard plank]

even when you have 2 copies of that it would still be [X1.44] Mult

with bloodstone it's [X1.5] Mult

[dense quail]

i guess

[lunar sluice]

expected payout for bloodstone is 1.25x still

[hard plank]

still oa6 has side effects

[dense quail]

i should buff it i guess

hm

i want it to be hearts related

[sleek granite]

then do it

[dense quail]

i dont know an effect

[jaunty galleon]

give us a big smile!

[dense quail]

:D

[storm forum]

If that's not just played cards, but also held in hand, could be neat.

[sleek granite]

i LOVE THIS

[dense quail]

oh i guess i could make it related to held in hand

to differ it more from a worse bloodstone

maybe like baron but a little worse and for hearts

[storm forum]

So this, but for Hearts.

[dense quail]

exactly

why mac os 9?

[full edge]

terrifying. Sick fucking art, man!

[storm forum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dense quail]

okay

i can basically just copy baron and change a few things

[storm forum]

👍

[hard plank]

:3

[hard plank]

why could i never do this

[plush hound]

st0pp lookingbat me like thta

ferak

[daring sluice]

celeste reference

(i know it's not

[plush hound]

this is

sudoku

[dense quail]

yay

joker done

easy

[daring sluice]

who is

the other player

[umbral pilot]

you

[plush hound]

me

[dense quail]

mou

[umbral pilot]

well

make your move

or so you forfeit your turn

[dense quail]

me

[hard plank]

no

[fair thistle]

death

[dense quail]

thats an illegal move

[normal hollow]

your honor, league of legends

[umbral pilot]

I never explained the rules

[plush hound]

Death

[dense quail]

oh shit

that means i lose

[umbral pilot]

you don't know the rules

[dense quail]

who is the rules

[umbral pilot]

you haven't lost

nxkoo rules

[dense quail]

okay

[plush hound]

you know the rules

and so do i

[fair thistle]

Jimbo is fucking DEAD

[plush hound]

stop yelling:<

[whole nova]

chess

[fair thistle]

battle

[sleek granite]

adventure

[fair thistle]

GET OU-

[wraith seal]

knight to d3

[fair thistle]

alright guys im retconning nxkoo dies its now autumnmood dies

/j

[night harbor]

en passant

[fair thistle]

įoʞɘɿ

[daring sluice]

what the fuck

[unkempt current]

Guys, we need a new text format for ^mult
Using the dark edition thing is too nornal

[fair thistle]

you fucking killed me !!!!!!

[dense quail]

it was dave

[daring sluice]

stretched image of baja blast

imo

[wraith seal]

what hte hell is going on

[dense quail]

i resign

[umbral pilot]

[dense quail]

just kidding

[amber river]

[fair thistle]

who the fuck is baby bones

[dense quail]

guys

were getting too powerful

[fair thistle]

alright im tired of the remix posting this is becoming a polygon donut video

[daring sluice]

it's a good they stopped

[fair thistle]

it's-a-good!

u Mario?

[plush hound]

guys what the fuck

[fair thistle]

nxkoo dies

[umbral pilot]

@plush hound

[unkempt current]

What have we done

[normal hollow]

amazing

[fair thistle]

El Gato balala

[plush hound]

thank you ethan

[wanton rapids]

What

[fair thistle]

shattered ahh suit

[jaunty galleon]

yurp

[jaunty galleon]

Queen of Eyes is a hard name for a playing card though

[unkempt current]

[dim talon]

uhhhh

[plush hound]

im looking at kris' fanarts

what the hell is happening

[unkempt current]

Discord can you stop sending me to the top

I don't wanna keep scrolling

[umbral pilot]

Ethan is a chad name

[plush hound]

its LOSER name

[fair thistle]

when am i gonna have fanarts. Kris has it too good

[fair thistle]

(don't look at the pixel art of me, it doesn't have cat ears so it isn't real anymore)

[plush hound]

lovely 2?

[umbral pilot]

I want cat ears

[fair thistle]

is this lo-

[unkempt current]

Kris x ralsei huh

[plush hound]

i have one

you can use it

also thats gay

[umbral pilot]

just one

[unkempt current]

J!!!!
Ok
E
r....

[fair thistle]

i eated them

[plush hound]

yes

[umbral pilot]

sad

[plush hound]

donyou think i have 2???

[umbral pilot]

talk to me when you have two

[daring sluice]

pooron only has one cat ear

my cat has more than you pal

[plush hound]

sorry but im ouppy

[plush hound]

i got two phones

[daring sluice]

that one video of the dude with the kittens

[umbral pilot]

syys

[dim talon]

its over

[daring sluice]

are we just zooming out now

reminds me of

imagine quoi

i think if i posted it here it'd get removed

[unkempt current]

The more space the better

[daring sluice]

ya

[unkempt current]

More tic tac toes

What if

[plush hound]

found them again

[unkempt current]

We got chess now

[unkempt current]

Kris

[wanton rapids]

what the puppenby

[plush hound]

the puppenby

[unkempt current]

Pipis

[daring sluice]

canines in MY modding chat?

can't have it

[plush hound]

thats racist..

[wanton rapids]

thats it im making too few jokers

[daring sluice]

it's not racist if your race is just worse than mine

[wraith seal]

who said i was gonna let that happen

[wanton rapids]

What

[plush hound]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

NOW HOLD ON

[unkempt current]

No this is not made by me I just ran out of stuff to post

[unkempt current]

I thought every race was equally good

[wraith seal]

when are we having those fake booster packs with 100000 atk yugioh monsters

[daring sluice]

except dogs

spits on ground with disdain

[plush hound]

DUDE

[unkempt current]

Guys
I have a shocking idea

UI booster packs

[daring sluice]

sorry im a hater 💔

[unkempt current]

Choose between 5 UIs

[daring sluice]

any enemy will be destroying at minute .

[wanton rapids]

woah.... i cant wait to destroy my enemies at minute

any enemy even

[wraith seal]

top 10 strongest yugioh monsters 2018

anyways I GOT CONFIG PAGES WORKING HAHAHAHA

[daring sluice]

:3

[plush hound]

when bro pulls out yugioh cards in a chess game and you counter them with balatro jokers

[normal hollow]

i will steal them

[wraith seal]

:3

sob

[plush hound]

we're stealing it

[frigid mica]

Hey guys

[plush hound]

hiiiiiiiiiii

[frigid mica]

Am I going mad?

[tropic egret]

mad joker balatro

[full edge]

Oh I desperately need to steal those, Bepis

[wraith seal]

i would be a bit pissed off if that happens personally

-# thats to firsttry btw

is everyone in need of a config page 😭

[hard plank]

yay

[frigid mica]

I’m trying to make it so that every single played polychrome card gives my joker +1 xchips and xmult

[tropic egret]

first try you have been in a deep comatose state for 6 years

nevermind .

continue eeping

[daring sluice]

me aennekmmendjng

sorry typo

[frigid mica]

I’m trying to ask what I’m doing wrong

But it’s like I’m talking to a fucking brick wall.

[daring sluice]

try #💻・modding-dev

[frigid mica]

Exactly.

[normal hollow]

i say this every time but just because someone doesn't respond is not because we hate you or something

[full edge]

I need them soon, yeah, haha, but I haven't looked at any of it yet. I'm gonna try my own implementation first before I knock on your door 😋

[normal hollow]

personally im in a meeting rn so i dont want to think about modding-dev

[daring sluice]

i just prefer chatting in the chat channel

[full edge]

But my config starts fighting for screen space soon

[frigid mica]

I believe it’s the… other way around.

This place is testing my patience.

[sturdy canyon]

:3

[wraith seal]

im moving there then, one sec

hi elial1 my goat

[sturdy canyon]

hello bepisfever

[formal orchid]

hello people

[daring sluice]

erm

meow

[wraith seal]

hi revo

[fair thistle]

euughhh.... 1x....

[hard plank]

what the fuck

[fair thistle]

oopsies I forgot I messed with the texture

[formal orchid]

i see this as a W

[full edge]

tested this 3 times to see if it's OP, never even had it scale to a 10 in 100 chance, I just got reset

I think the insane scaling on this is a pretty fun way to lure you into pushing it slightly too far and getting bit in the ass

[terse portal]

are you a real gambler: the card

[wraith seal]

WE are using that with oa6 🗣️

[terse portal]

WE (yes YOU and ME)

[wraith seal]

so true twin

[terse portal]

[runic halo]

oh thats evil

[full edge]

Looks fucking sick; did think he had butt cheeks for a face on first glance

[terse portal]

Tf you lookin at

[unkempt current]

AAAAAAA

[wind token]

No idea what I’m looking at but it looks cool

[jaunty galleon]

full set

[wind token]

I like the Jack

[exotic belfry]

Eye see you

[wind token]

And ace

[full edge]

I love slowly increasing odds of something negative happening for joker design, honestly. Basically gives you free reign on the first few benefits, and then becomes riskier and riskier. The Blair Witch joker that makes rerolls free but has a growing 1/100 chance to destroy all your other jokers is such a fun risk/reward one, too, in my experience

[plush hound]

nice

[terse portal]

bepis left me hanging im in shambles

[plush hound]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[exotic belfry]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fair thistle]

my take on lorge

[exotic belfry]

Oh no

I don’t like anti-aliased joker…

[warm ember]

i remember this

[fair thistle]

THAT isn't anti-aliased

that's manually enlorgened

[terse portal]

hey nxkoo how are ya

[exotic belfry]

[fair thistle]

THIS is anti-aliased

[jaunty galleon]

So Retro Joker

[fair thistle]

you see how it's blurry

the other one isn't blurry

its LORGE

[terse portal]

hi astra how’s the perambulis

[fair thistle]

I forgot 3 pixels

average astro moment

[terse portal]

can you turn on shaders

[exotic belfry]

[normal hollow]

hi chat are we bawatroing

[terse portal]

Not yet im sorting laundry

[jaunty galleon]

wait oh no is adding a new suit hard with smods

[exotic belfry]

No

[terse portal]

define hard

[normal hollow]

no, it just doesn't have much functionality i dont think

like if you want the suit to do anything special then it is hard

[terse portal]

yeah

but if you just want club 2

[normal hollow]

spades X

no scrap that

sounds too much like space X

[terse portal]

was abt to say

lmfao

[exotic belfry]

I don’t like the musk man but I can still respect what SpaceX does tbh

[terse portal]

does he know

[normal hollow]

i dont

[exotic belfry]

My name is astra I think I can speak on the topic 😭

[terse portal]

truth nuke

[normal hollow]

have you gone to space

[terse portal]

Do you not see the helmet

[exotic belfry]

I would like to

Genuinely

[normal hollow]

i wear a helmet at home so i cant see myself in the mirror that doesn't count

[terse portal]

is it a space helmet

[normal hollow]

no

it's actually just a bag

[exotic belfry]

Damn

[terse portal]

ur helmet kinda ass 🥀

[exotic belfry]

Simply use imagination

[unkempt current]

AAAA

[exotic belfry]

Easy

[unkempt current]

WHAT ISTHAT

[terse portal]

Thanks

[exotic belfry]

Oh nah

[jaunty galleon]

what kind of bag

[normal hollow]

how hungry

[unkempt current]

Walmart bag

[terse portal]

DAMNIT

[unkempt current]

No stickers

[normal hollow]

horse jumpscare

[unkempt current]

Nunu

[fair thistle]

rtx on

[terse portal]

the urge overtook logic

[unkempt current]

[normal hollow]

i love that they're not immediately banned

[terse portal]

thats the funniest bit actually

[terse portal]

they don’t clutter anymore and people in the conversation can still laugh at it

[wraith seal]

😭 i was pushing a ui pr to grab bag github

[normal hollow]

i should get nitro again im actually using discord this year

[wraith seal]

but also, i dont

have nitro

so

[terse portal]

so it’s grab bag’s fault…..

[wraith seal]

you are getting this at most

🫲

[terse portal]

cool blind

[unkempt current]

Blind 😭

[terse portal]

🤝

[wraith seal]

what consumable is this

[terse portal]

orb

[fair thistle]

The Smash - Uses a final smash on you IRL

[terse portal]

i fuckign love peglin

[plush hound]

hello mario

[jaunty galleon]

sorry...

[terse portal]

it’s the me

[hard plank]

every website knows your IP

[terse portal]

hi aiko

what

[cyan cedar]

evil joker

[hard plank]

They know your IP

[terse portal]

my home address too?

[fair thistle]

his skin should be mario

[fair thistle]

I know your IQ address

it's 10

[terse portal]

“address”

[unkempt current]

IC address

[terse portal]

What color