⚙・modding-general

[teal sky]

i forgot to load the lua file

:(

18 hours of this

[round ore]

ty

[azure dagger]

I cannot get Krita to draw a perfect circle for a 34 x 34 texture to save my life

[mint hatch]

is there a list of balatro mods and links to their updates?

[grand geode]

#1209506514763522108

[stable juniper]

heyooooo!! i've added a new feature to my mod, Starter Packs — they're very new right now, and unbalanced, so i'd love to watch someone try it for a bit for feedback :D

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1328116950227746948

lmk! i'll be going to bed in an hour or two though, so i can't stay for too long

[fair thistle]

hiya sure

[stable juniper]

awesome :D! wanna call?

[fair thistle]

in a bit though im watching shadow the hedgehog related content

[stable juniper]

oh, in how long?

[fair thistle]

2 seconds

[stable juniper]

ah ^U^

oh btw i'll be muted if that matters jkdfngkjdf

[grand shadow]

Guys, would you rather have 5 million dollars in 1 year,

Or have 1 dollars in 5 million years ?

Anyways, gn chat im going to eep

[stable juniper]

it's late, so i don't wanna wake anyone up

[fair thistle]

it ain't late for me at all

7 PM

[stable juniper]

timezones :>

it's 1:23 am

(for me)

[fair thistle]

real

[stable juniper]

(in the lands of BST)

[fair thistle]

booting up balala rn

[stable juniper]

yay :3

lmk when you wanna call

[latent crescent]

ghostsalt new pfp

[stable juniper]

YAAAAAAA someone attacked me on art fight!!

might change it soon because i got another one today >:3

[fair thistle]

alr ready

[stable juniper]

yay :3

[grand geode]

drop your profile

[latent crescent]

I like this more

[harsh glacier]

im killing all of you

[normal hollow]

:3

[sleek granite]

yayyyyyy

[harsh glacier]

either way about that crash report i could just fix it myself yeah

i forget NFS.read has an additional return value

[normal hollow]

the only other mod i can imagine doing something like trying to load a file that doesnt exist is cryptid so its not like a big issue

[tranquil vessel]

that does sound like a pretty big issue ngl

mostly during mod development

[normal hollow]

i do it for my debug file with my cheat codes

[round ore]

anyone good at cryptid can answer a questionj

[frigid mica]

Hey guys I’m back from my awful walk.

[latent crescent]

pcall: exist

[frigid mica]

What did I miss?

[round ore]

if i hook 2 different pairs of jokers, are all 4 hooked to each other?

[latent crescent]

no?

[normal hollow]

never

[latent crescent]

[plush hound]

development resumes today

good morning

[normal hollow]

gm

can someone add gamepad support to my mod pls i dont wanna

[plush hound]

sleepy

[normal hollow]

also funny

[prime dock]

ive gotten one attack and it was a mass attack

i will cherish this forever

[grand geode]

i've gotten no attacks

!!

[harsh glacier]

why would they attack you

[sleek granite]

free EXP

[tranquil vessel]

don't use that wiki, use the new one

[unborn plover]

Welp, even if the implementation was too easy I'm satisfied about how this turned out

[torn urchin]

What tangent is bro going on about

[unborn plover]

What?

[prime dock]

couldnt you just say numbered cards?

[unborn plover]

Ain't that too long?

[daring sluice]

me when i am a line that touches a circle at exactly one point

[prime dock]

not really

[torn urchin]

Nothing

[prime dock]

also adding (doesnt work on face cards) kind of makes it longer than just saying numbered cards

[unborn plover]

Face cards still have a value technically

[harsh glacier]

@normal hollow could you test with the latest commit and see if that fixes the issue

[plush hound]

tangent?

[unborn plover]

Do you guys think I should get rid of the last line?

[deft ore]

the difference is pareidolia shuts this card down and doesn’t shut down “numbered cards”

[deft ore]

yes

just say numbered cards

[unborn plover]

Aight

[normal hollow]

👍

[dreamy abyss]

ive gotten like seven attacks already this year and three of them are the same character :/

[harsh glacier]

nice

[untold tundra]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1290482086247010375 its back

[unborn plover]

Kinda like how this turned out, especially the sprite

[deft ore]

just say x2 mult and x2 chips

[prime dock]

capitalize three of a kind

[deft ore]

both true

[untold tundra]

^^^^

[unborn plover]

It literally gives the same amount of the total of chips and mult of your scored hand but doubled.
Not sure if putting only x2 to both is a good description for it...

[deft ore]

explain

this sounds like x2 to both

[unborn plover]

Example: you play a 3oak of 2 spades right?
Well, 2+2+2 = 6
After that this joker gives +12 Chips cuz 6 * 2 = 12
And that's it

[deft ore]

So x2 mult and chips then subtract hand’s base mult and chips

[unborn plover]

....???

No???

It doesn't subtract anything??

[fair thistle]

i just lost 2 phanta runs in a row (1 was because i took the difficulty increase from morefluff and the second was because i couldnt get any DAMN XMULT)

still a good test run though

[deft ore]

It’s the same right?

[fair thistle]

whats up paradox i saw you on youtube comments

[stable juniper]

^u^ ya you took a lot of the new packs

there's intentional filler to make that harder

[deft ore]

its me ralsei we need to seal the dark fountain

[fair thistle]

well it wouldnt have been so bad if i found any xmult

or deckfixing tbh

[deft ore]

oohhh wait no

[stable juniper]

you could've rerolled the shop with the money you spent on the packs ^u^

/silly /dw

[fair thistle]

true

im tired though so i was just doing the funni thing

[deft ore]

so it gives double the chips and mult of played cards?

[unborn plover]

Wdym by "the same"?

[unborn plover]

Yes

[deft ore]

this is overly complex

[fair thistle]

this feels like an iro joker simply because its complex

[unborn plover]

Overly complex?
Literally gives you the double of the total of your scored hand chips and mult of your current played hand 😭 😭 😭

(If you hand contains a 3 oak)

[fair thistle]

3 5s, you get 30 mult and 30 chips

seems confusing to plan

slllllIGHTLY complex

[unborn plover]

*sigh...

Dude

[fair thistle]

but thats just cuz i cant read

its not bad that its complex

quite the opposite really

even if it isnt really in practice

[unborn plover]

If your 5's can give mult then this card will also give the double of THE TOTAL of all your current scoring 5's mult, same thing with the chips.
If not then it normally would give chips since scoring cards often give chips.

[fair thistle]

.

okay wh.. this sounds like a joker that compounds with other jokers. i thought it just gave double the rank, im stupid lol

still good joker

i like it

[unborn plover]

aight

[stark shale]

hey y'all

also Nxkoo DIES

[unborn plover]

Also my bad guys, I should have added "total" of the amount to the description.

Gotta fix the descriptions tomorrow

And prolly gonna do some recordings to show how do they work.

[jaunty galleon]

just say numbered cards i beg

[unborn plover]

@jaunty galleon

[plush hound]

D:

[wind token]

Hi chat

[fair thistle]

nxkoo death

[prime dock]

why does everyone suddenly have a deltarune profile picture

[wind token]

This is not sudden

[stable juniper]

buuuuuuuddy

[wind token]

I’ve had one for like a month now

[plush hound]

used to be a big fan of DR

but you know, it took toby 3 or 4 years

to release new chapters

so it deteriorates my interest

[fair thistle]

didnt you see the news today i heard they said it looked like rain

[plush hound]

the place where it rained

[fair thistle]

all the words i left unsaid that day stained the sidewalk

drop by drop with gray ooooo /lyr

[sleek granite]

deltarune deltarune deltarune

[plush hound]

DR

not doctor

[deft ore]

june 4th happened

[torn urchin]

Glad it rained somewhere else

[prime dock]

im not gonna play throguh all of deltaurne AGAIN :(((

[brisk seal]

twas a month ago

[deft ore]

StrengthGrave

[prime dock]

i had it on ym switch but i dont want to have to beat it on pc

agian

[wind token]

You can skip straight to chapter 3

[deft ore]

just start from ch3 then

[wraith seal]

merry christmas

[deft ore]

ho ho ho

[fair thistle]

NFT appears way too often and also since it is its own rarity it still blocks the pools by appearing as a Jimbo if you use banner mod to ban it

it's also free money if you get it in a booster

[wraith seal]

what is this mod

[wind token]

Skate board

[normal hollow]

tony hawks pro balatro

[fair thistle]

Tony hawk...

Tony hawk three...

[wraith seal]

if tony hawk is so good, then wheres tony hawk two

[fair thistle]

tuah

[wind token]

Hawk… hawk two…

No… no no no…

[fair thistle]

ralsei cast minigun

[wind token]

Which one.

[wraith seal]

ralsei cast a blunt

[wind token]

Give me a sec

I can’t seem to find my lighter

[plush hound]

boutta flex seal my ass

either way

messing with castle like joker is pain in the ass

im never doing it again

[whole nova]

it's eaaaaaasy

[plush hound]

its nooooooooooooooooot

[round ore]

wich ones are the best mods for balatro? im new on modding

[normal hollow]

JokerDisplay

[plush hound]

i still cant get over the REPO decoration

[deft ore]

yeah i know

fixes coming in 1.0.1

[fair thistle]

yipe

[dreamy abyss]

my cryptid tag is dead AGAIN

why can't i select it :/

[normal hollow]

m

[round ore]

how can i fix this?

[dreamy abyss]

its literally not in my list at all???

[round ore]

i still dont know why is that on spanish

[dreamy abyss]

update smods

[round ore]

but smods is on the last version

[deft ore]

which is?

[round ore]

maximus

[dreamy abyss]

that is OLD old smods

[round ore]

i downloaded the last release

[dreamy abyss]

yes but you need to update smods too

smods is not maximus

[round ore]

i need to delete the actual maximus

[dreamy abyss]

no

[round ore]

or smods?

i delete smods and install the new?

[dreamy abyss]

https://github.com/Steamodded/smods
delete your smods folder and update smods from here

[round ore]

i think it worked

thanks

[stark shale]

FIVE FUCKING PERCENT

[sleek granite]

oh shiiiiit i should maximusize

[plush hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TACOp_2Z-k

this is how i code

my mod

[sleek granite]

is it better than toby fox

[wind token]

I thought he was pretty cool… turns out I was wrong!

[solar sandal]

lets be real it was over for piratesoftware the moment he spoke against support of not killing games

[wind token]

True

[fair thistle]

meow

[solar sandal]

mraow meow :3

[fair thistle]

"pirate software"
dislikes pirating software

[plush hound]

the logic is very simple

[fair thistle]

THE IDEA IS SIMPLE-

I need to go download smthn

[hardy brook]

Hm?

[solar sandal]

hello shinku :3

[stark shale]

ort

[plush hound]

al

[hard plank]

dude

[prime dock]

is there any mod with a joker that deletes an entire hand

[hard plank]

he worked at blizzard for 7 years

[solar sandal]

hello aiko :3

[dreamy abyss]

aiyoriok\

[hard plank]

hi

[solar sandal]

if you mean all cards in hand, one of paperback's minor arcana cards can do that

[teal sky]

hiiii

meoww help me with my ui stuff

[hard plank]

he worked at blizzard for 7 years

[teal sky]

he worked at blizzard for 7 years

[dreamy abyss]

he worked at blizzard for 7 years

[split cliff]

he worked at blizzard for 7 years

[kindred hollow]

how do i mod balatro correctly

[stark shale]

HOW

[kindred hollow]

i dont wanna mess it up

[hard plank]

you can't mess it up harder than what I've seen

[fair thistle]

get code, don't outright steal but if you have an idea for a joker you don't always have to avoid "stealing" the idea from someone else because it's most likely gonna be different, get art, implement everything, balance if you want, boom, done

i'd say there aren't many "wrong" ways to mod Balatro that aren't just stealing concepts outright and just having a directly unfun mod

but even then that last part

[hard plank]

i think the person in question just wants to play Cryptid

[fair thistle]

o

if you're new to INSTALLING mods

[fair thistle]

Just use Balatro mod manager

[kindred hollow]

yummy

[kindred hollow]

do you have the link to it?

[hard plank]

actually

[kindred hollow]

if you do, can you send it please

[fair thistle]

I googled it when I found it

[hard plank]

balatro mod manager can be finicky

[fair thistle]

buuuut they seem to be starting out

it atleast puts the files down for you as I've seen

I still use it to this day and it's ... fine

[kindred hollow]

helloithinkigottheattentionofthatshipoverthere

[fair thistle]

?

[kindred hollow]

icanlowerthisplatform,togetusdownthere

[kindred hollow]

thanks

[harsh glacier]

this joker

[fair thistle]

this orange

is ginemenosaurus

[plush hound]

i worked at Balatro for 7 years

[hard plank]

he worked at Blizzard for 7 years

why wouldn't you trust him

[teal sky]

he worked at year for seven blizzards

[fair thistle]

they created me at the Third Colon trust me

they're evil

/j

[solar sandal]

i just learned how to microwave popcorn and my first afterthought is "how do they fit so much corn in those tiny bags"

[fair thistle]

:::

[fair thistle]

expansyion

basically they ... they smol

they go from kernel size... to bigger size...

like 3x bigger

they just wanted more corn per corn so they put more corn

[hard plank]

😭😭😭😭😭

[frigid mica]

I’ve been asked by many people to make Jasper into the 9th joker, so she is the 9th joker of my joker pack.

[solar sandal]

who is jasper

[frigid mica]

I don’t know what her gimmick should be though.

[fair thistle]

sans and papyrus synergy goes crazy

[frigid mica]

Gem from Steven Universe

[solar sandal]

ah

[fair thistle]

(gaslighting)

[kindred hollow]

i goolgled balatro mod installer

now waht

what*

[fair thistle]

isn't that the one garnet fought in stronger than you

[solar sandal]

i don't know i never watched cartoons

[frigid mica]

Sans and papyrus? My skelebros jokers?

[fair thistle]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1339375696254074942

just go there tbh

[frigid mica]

You’re missing out brah

[fair thistle]

I don't feel like directing someone every step of the way today

[frigid mica]

@fair thistle what do you think Jasper’s joker ability would be?

[fair thistle]

well considering they seem to be for hand to hand combat kinda maybe it should be like directly scoring related

I barely watched the show tho

[solar sandal]

i was always the one playing a video game on whatever device happened to pique my interest the most at the time

[hard plank]

i listen to Ado

[frigid mica]

Or probably stone cards fit her better?

[fair thistle]

OH

sure

[frigid mica]

If scored card is a single stone card, destroy it and gain xmult and xchips

[fair thistle]

oh yeah great

[fair thistle]

turns the tower into deck fixing and any other way to stoneify cards while still letting you play Stone Cards normally

[sleek granite]

do you really thing someone would do that
just play balatro and score stone cards

[frigid mica]

Also creates a negative tower tarot at the end of round

[fair thistle]

i would

[frigid mica]

Very powerful if you have marble joker

[wind token]

my leg hurts

[fair thistle]

plus if you don't wanna be high carding stone cards all the time, play different hands, simple

[sleek granite]

my stone card synergy is Tombstone
it gives XChips based on stone cards in graveyard

stone cards are for eating not playing

yunmy stone cards

[frigid mica]

It also encourages you to buy from the standard pack as well.

In fact, let’s make Jasper give a free mega standard pack.

That way she also synergizes with papyrus

[fair thistle]

free mega standard pack if you play more stone cards in a hand ? or would that be complicated

[fair thistle]

Jasper also eats them ?

[frigid mica]

Idk how to implement that

[wraith seal]

creative relic ideas.............

[kindred hollow]

what is "powershell terminal"?

[fair thistle]

okay let's just say like... standard pack when leaving the shop, negative tower when beating a blind

[kindred hollow]

x

xd

[fair thistle]

would that b gud

[frigid mica]

Create a free mega standard pack in the shop

Create a negative tower when beating a blind yes

Gain xmult and xchips for each scored single stone card.

[hard plank]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Son_of_Man

surreal joker reference

[wanton rapids]

wtf!!!!

[whole nova]

surrealist art ❤️

[wanton rapids]

what is this, some sort of Philosophical Joker?

[terse portal]

how surreal! upvote!

[fair thistle]

yum

yes

[whole nova]

this is not a philosophical joker

[whole nova]

hey hey hey there's a difference between surrealist and incomprehensible

[terse portal]

well im comprehending it just fine thank you

[lost bolt]

what's the best way to get opinions on jokers being balanced

[terse portal]

asking

[frigid mica]

Ok so I’m considering changing it

Instead of a Jasper Joker, people also suggested Garnet Joker.

[hard plank]

method 1: the chat method
step 1: ask
method 2: the will of the wisp (holy shit ori reference)
step 1: ask someone to play it

[sleek granite]

por que no los dos

[fair thistle]

fair.

[wraith seal]

boo

[frigid mica]

Probably has something to do with Hearts and Clubs.

Hearts = mult, Clubs = chips

Both = 2x more chips and mult gained.

[dreamy abyss]

playbook tomorrow

[dire trail]

me and my friend have been working our way through a random deltarune theory i thought of earlier and idk if were just pulling stuff out of our asses or if were actually onto something

[frigid mica]

Garnet -
If played hand contains heart suit card, gain 1.5 xmult,
if it contains club suit card, gain 1.5 xchips,
if it contains both heart and club suits,
gained xmult and xchips is doubled.

this good?

Astro?

[fair thistle]

Sure-

[frigid mica]

Any criticism?

[fair thistle]

nah, it seems good

[deft ore]

all deltarune theorists are pulling shit out of their asses

[dire trail]

true...

[frigid mica]

i'm sorry for comparing my mod to polterworx

[fair thistle]

that's it, mods, force this man to endure constant pentation

/j

[hard plank]

you can ask sdm of the shenanigans we were doing yesterday

[wanton rapids]

...shenanigans?

[hard plank]

yes...

[hard plank]

you will see a big hole in the ground

[gray schooner]

art

hello people

[harsh glacier]

aikoyori

[dire trail]

greetings modding chat do we like sheer utter buffoonery in here

[wanton rapids]

what is this... some sort of Parkour Civilisation?

[fair thistle]

didnt you see the news today I heard they said it looked like rain

[gray schooner]

???

[fair thistle]

lyrics

[jaunty galleon]

is there... a risk of rain?

[fair thistle]

weathergirl

[gray schooner]

o

[solar sandal]

who

[sleek granite]

hi chat ^q^

[wanton rapids]

hi autumn

[fair thistle]

weathergirl is peak you should listen to it

[sleek granite]

hi autumn

[grand geode]

hi autumn

[teal sky]

hiii

[sleek granite]

i wonder how mod config menus work

[frigid mica]

Ok so I installed a bunch of mods not knowing which ones conflict with each other

[sleek granite]

good

[frigid mica]

What does entropy conflict with?

Entropy and Cryptposting, do they conflict with each other

My Minos joker in any game is instantly broken, why do most of the broken consumables exist as spectrals

[solar sandal]

meow mrow mrrrp

[torn urchin]

Meow

[prime dock]

anyone here doing art fight

[dreamy abyss]

me\

[prime dock]

https://artfight.net/~yeahhpiehh

doing a mass attack on trolls right now

[dreamy abyss]

ah i dont have trolls but

https://artfight.net/~clickonFlareBlitz

[fair thistle]

hes going like 1 mph btw

[hard plank]

sorry myst

[harsh glacier]

aikoyori

[grand geode]

????

[fair thistle]

oopsies

I keep forgetting

wrong server

[tranquil vessel]

I'm sorry Myst

[wind token]

Ralsei

[wanton rapids]

oh where did noelle deltarune go

[wind token]

Sleep

[hard plank]

ralsei

[wind token]

Hi

[hard plank]

@wanton rapids you should try the parkour master™'s final parkour

[wanton rapids]

i quit like halfway through,

[hard plank]

it does get difficult

lmao.

[wind token]

I’m smoking the blunt

[winged charm]

Rooftops and alleys is a w parkour game

[hard plank]

i will need some feedback about it

[jaunty galleon]

boss blind jokers

obviously,

[hard plank]

grab bag mind control facility

[plush hound]

i need to hit another Wheel of Fortune

[dreamy abyss]

stop me if you've heard this one before

[hard plank]

why is there some kid watching geometry dash video on blast

[plush hound]

showdown

[stark shale]

I fucked up myst

[hard plank]

I'm going to cry

[dreamy abyss]

oh?

[wanton rapids]

what the finity

oh?

[hard plank]

not another Finity plug 😭

#1369418784552521851

[dreamy abyss]

lmao

[hard plank]

which part sucks the most so far

[wanton rapids]

the neos (I don't like neos) and one other part idr

[hard plank]

oh

[wanton rapids]

oh yeah the one with the pressure plates that all do different things

[hard plank]

oh LMAO

i was told the potion throws people off

(i agree)

[fallen harbor]

anyone 1v1

[hard plank]

also the neos aren't actually neos you can do a jump to the other side

[wanton rapids]

oh okay

[jaunty galleon]

these are boss blinds not showdown blinds

and they're mechanically different i promise

[hard plank]

i do realise everyone hates neo

i also do

wait did you do a neo on that

[wanton rapids]

i skipped it ,,,

[hard plank]

oh okay

[dreamy abyss]

i was gonna make a joke about Boss Jokers (a completely different mod), but...

[hard plank]

the parkour master™ wins again

he is a character i completely made up when i was playing on not so premium Minecraft server on creative plots

-# why is Aikoyori cinematic universe a thing?

[wanton rapids]

why not

[hard plank]

ok what the hell are kids today watching on YouTube

[jaunty galleon]

if i ever do crossmod for the boss jokers i think i'd only do bunco/ortalab

[hard plank]

also uses he/him pronouns and never changed

[hard plank]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

why not mine i have literally 26

i will actually rebalance the adequate to be more in line with vanilla

trust

please

[jaunty galleon]

the other boss blinds i can think of are either

• not vanilla enough for my personal tastes (aikoshen, bgk)
• dogshit (cryptid)
• variants of vanilla boss blind anyways (morefluff)

they come after ante 8 anyways right?

[hard plank]

not all of mine

[wanton rapids]

the fluff ones will be covered by finity btw

[hard plank]

was wondering what the hell bgk was

balatro goes kino.

[jaunty galleon]

i'd probably do a few like the expiry, you also have word blinds which sound difficult to turn into jokers

[sleek granite]

balatro goes to the polls

[jaunty galleon]

lol oops should have called it kino

[hard plank]

balatro signs petition to stop killing games

[jaunty galleon]

but i'd consider a full set of 20/25 for bunco/ortalab

that is, however, 45 jokers

[sleek granite]

you should support my boss blind

[jaunty galleon]

one?

[sleek granite]

yeah its a joke basically

[jaunty galleon]

is that the runic letter flint is based off of

[harsh glacier]

what about me (i have one)

[hard plank]

don't mind the word ones

it's not that vanilla

i get it

[harsh glacier]

i need to make more actual normal boss blinds

i only have The Nether currently

[jaunty galleon]

i'd consider a few of them

[sleek granite]

i have a whole spritesheet with the entire runic alphabet

[jaunty galleon]

but like what do i do with the libre

[fair thistle]

chicken jockey

[sleek granite]

i just have no ideas

[fair thistle]

/j

[hard plank]

matador 2

[jaunty galleon]

oops

[fair thistle]

it could be more of a downside if it doesn't copy enhanced cards

[harsh glacier]

i love how the libre is just a big fat middle finger to any boss blind disabling jokers

[hard plank]

i think mine looks pretty good but for an anti boss idk what to do with them

[hard plank]

it's not exactly that anymore

i kinda want to make sure that

with disabling comes making sure you're not just relying on the disabling

[drifting fossil]

anyone here regularly use the Pokermon mod?

[hard plank]

are you experiencing issues regarding the mod?

[fair thistle]

"Can't be disabled" blinds looking at the Libre

[hard plank]

-# that took me 3 tries to reword to not make it sound rude

[drifting fossil]

Yeah, trying to see if it's a mod conflict or not. For some reason the Foresight ability doesn't work

it did when I first got it, and then it stopped.

[hard plank]

what mods do you have right now

just pokermon?

[sleek granite]

why is it so hard to get the game to be random

[drifting fossil]

No, My list is as follows:

Galdur
Cardsleeves
Pokermon
Talisman
Cryptid
ortolab
Bunco.

I havn't run Pokermon with Ortalab Or Bunco yet, though, just cryptid.

I'm assuming it's a conflict with Cryptid

[hard plank]

hmmmm

[torn urchin]

I've played Pokermon and Cryptid before

[hard plank]

does it still happen when you restart the game

[torn urchin]

Worked fineish

[drifting fossil]

It does. It's the only thing that seems to not work

[torn urchin]

Tho it's been awhile so my input is not useful

[hard plank]

bosses beyond ante 8 is intended to end your run as soon as possible basically

[torn urchin]

Nxkoo has what now

[hard plank]

hmmm

[torn urchin]

Std? When

[hard plank]

in all fairness I've not touched pokermon in a while

people said my boss blinds are

[plush hound]

here's my twitlonger

[hard plank]

evil.

[drifting fossil]

Yeah, it's not really a big deal just makes Foresight jokers not useable .

[wanton rapids]

nxkoo do you have a Standard Pack

[plush hound]

i have packs

[hard plank]

apology video

now

[plush hound]

with ukulele or

[harsh glacier]

hmm....

[torn urchin]

Yum

[leaden briar]

question when ever i try to click launch on balatro mod manager it doesent do anything. ive closed and reopened it with task manager

[hard plank]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apology_video

[hard plank]

wtf hayahayhaya

[harsh glacier]

aikoyori

[sleek granite]

latte art blind

[torn urchin]

True

[hard plank]

https://bsky.app/profile/aikoyori.bsky.social/post/3lt6zny2zmc2g

Very Real Aikoyori (@aikoyori.bsky.social)

what if i was real

Bluesky · Jul 5, 2025, 5:30 AM

[wanton rapids]

that is the question

[plush hound]

https://bsky.app/profile/pizzafuckerowo.bsky.social/post/3lt6zpw5xnc2d

{C:attention}Nxkoo{} (@pizzafuckerowo.bsky.social)

you're not

Bluesky · Jul 5, 2025, 5:31 AM

[harsh glacier]

you fuck

you stole my post

[plush hound]

THATS ME

[random storm]

pizza?

[plush hound]

NO

[wanton rapids]

one second just buying a domain name to make an account

[plush hound]

LMAO

[wanton rapids]

wacky captcha

[grand geode]

definite and real?

[hard plank]

who are you replying to

[sleek granite]

anything bounces when dropped

[hard plank]

this is a reference

[plush hound]

shh

god damnit

i just closed bluesky

hold on

[wanton rapids]

waiting for dns to update,

[sleek granite]

triangle

[wanton rapids]

wtf i frame 1 get a bot follow what is this

[hard plank]

hazards versus in 2 days

[sleek granite]

im randomizing the title screen ace depending on the mods installed

it is shockingly annoying to make "actually" random numbers because the game keeps setting the randomseed lol

[hard plank]

I'm so happy about this information

[wanton rapids]

thank you aikoyori

[grand geode]

why do i spend time making patch notes

[hard plank]

because you are a good developer

[grand geode]

why do i spend time formatting shit

[sleek granite]

the same reason that you make mods that hate players

[grand geode]

i hate myself

[hard plank]

😭

[sleek granite]

there you go

[frigid mica]

I just learned that my own noisette joker (gains +1 retrigger after defeating a boss blind, retriggers the rightmost joker) can retrigger herself.

[hard plank]

https://github.com/Aikoyori/Balatro-Aikoyoris-Shenanigans/releases/tag/0.2.0-alpha-250622c

[frigid mica]

This means, she is a looping retrigger machine

[solar sandal]

does this count as a softlock if you let it go for long enough

[frigid mica]

if i can recall, it stopped at +6 retrigger value.

[hard plank]

i don't like retriggering jokers

[sleek granite]

target_pcard:set_edition{[_editions[math.random(#_editions)]] = true}
this might be my least favorite line of code ive written

[wanton rapids]

but what if there was a joker that retriggered

[teal sky]

meoww

[wanton rapids]

hello corobo

[teal sky]

hiii

how are u

[wanton rapids]

im doing well

[hard plank]

ok so

[teal sky]

thats gud :3

[hard plank]

the parkour building continues today trust

[grand geode]

wall of images go

[teal sky]

oooo

[hard plank]

what the fuck

i guess I'm scoring negative now

[sleek granite]

adventures in title screen

[hard plank]

my mod has debuff seal

[sleek granite]

i have that in rotation it just keeps rolling fortune when i take a screenshot i guess lol

[hard plank]

I'm going to make Blood Maple

All Jokers debuffed until 1 playing card sold

[wanton rapids]

What

[hard plank]

i said what i said

[sleek granite]

i even special cased the debuff seal to actually debuff the card too

[hard plank]

the ace of stars with bubbles enhancement getting the debuff seal situation is crazy

i will be adding among us sticker soon

[sleek granite]

this is such a stupid and pointless feature lol

[hard plank]

Cryptid rebalance

[hot perch]

😭

cryptid and balance do not belong in the same sentance

[wanton rapids]

cryptid is being rebalanced,

[hard plank]

Cryptid is being rebalanced.

[zenith loom]

one of these days im gonna put a card on the title screen

so i can be like all the other big girl mods...

[wanton rapids]

same

[solar sandal]

cryptid rebalance

[round ore]

im a fan of nuclear deck

[hard plank]

Quadruple Thirteen Straight Flush

[plush hound]

no talisman tho?

[hard plank]

i should add 100 of a kind back

[wanton rapids]

you're comparing nil with a number

that's a non-talisman bug

[plush hound]

fuck me

[plush hound]

atleast it works

[plush hound]

gone

[hard plank]

you mean next ante

[plush hound]

something like that

hold on

reworing

[torn urchin]

Somethings missing

Oh well

[prisma whale]

Can you please help me launch Balatro with mods

[torn urchin]

Whatcha got

[prisma whale]

I can't figure out how to put the mod in the folder

Bunco mod

[fair thistle]

do not look at the last stake related message Ruby Entropy said.

they are cutting out like 59% of the shit I'm psure

sorry for the late reply android discord just drops me randomly 30 minutes ago

[fair thistle]

this goes CRAZY with throwback

just skip twice every ante and you not only get an extra throwback, but extra scaling

[zenith loom]

people don't understand that unbalanced ≠ unfun

[torn urchin]

Uhhh

[zenith loom]

you can be unbalanced while remaining fun

[fair thistle]

TRUE

[torn urchin]

It's been awhile

[whole nova]

trif

[fair thistle]

even just plain broken can be fun once in a while if you aren't starting at the calculation screen for 30 minutes on ante 46. not all the time, but sometimes

[plush hound]

theres atleast 1 synergy with all of my jokers

[fair thistle]

certified cryptidite says that

[sleek granite]

unfortunately the way it is done in cryptid is just having "you win" or "you lose" written on half the game objects

[fair thistle]

lmao

[plush hound]

im gonna try something

[zenith loom]

things like googol play card need to go

[plush hound]

development resumes tomorrow

[zenith loom]

and dare i say pointer duping

[prisma whale]

I'll be back in about 20 minutes.

[torn urchin]

Aight

[sleek granite]

is that a threat

[humble saffron]

why they died

:(

[plush hound]

solo mode

[fair thistle]

exponentiates blind sizes but also exponentiates blinds by the same amount so it comes out neck to neck /j

[torn urchin]

They're sleepy

[sleek granite]

solo kris hud

[fair thistle]

wait

[plush hound]

this is just like undertale

[fair thistle]

i meant mult and blind size

[torn urchin]

Story of an undertale

[sleek granite]

and thats not even ralsei's down sprite lol

[harsh glacier]

hi guys

[torn urchin]

Exactly

Cause they are sleepingggg

[torn urchin]

Holy THE MIMIC

[fair thistle]

we need plasma Deck that instead doubles the stats instead of halving them

[teal sky]

👀

[torn urchin]

Also meow wassup

[plush hound]

oh yeah this is from the CH 1 build

survey

[fair thistle]

meow

[sleek granite]

oh was it changed

i didnt even know that

[fair thistle]

Bose Einstein Deck

Neon Red Deck - doubles base discards and all sources of Discards

Neon Blue - guess fucking what

[torn urchin]

Uh

Gives you more money

[limber sandal]

this is so cool it's violating my rights

[torn urchin]

Excuse me-

[fair thistle]

that's it
Mods
him

[torn urchin]

I agree tho

[fair thistle]

actually no I think it's violating the lefts.

[limber sandal]

shit mb you're wrong

[fair thistle]

"shit mb you're wrong" bro........

🥀 bro got me

[limber sandal]

[torn urchin]

Should've been right

Oh wait

[limber sandal]

https://youtu.be/DQD2Ku8t4fE?si=vcltav55QbruyFXB how tuff would this be as a boss blind mechanic

[hard plank]

chat

what do i do with my 21.5" drawing tablet

[sleek granite]

redraw joker atlas from memory

[limber sandal]

draw high quality cards

[hard plank]

i draw without the tablet

[limber sandal]

force yourself idfk

[sleek granite]

get osu high scores

[sleek granite]

my dog isnt afraid of fireworks thats correct

[hard plank]

it's a screen

not suitable for osu

[sleek granite]

persist in defiance of suitability

[fair thistle]

play sonic 06 /j

[limber sandal]

suit?

[hard plank]

i already tried

[sleek granite]

oh

[hard plank]

like that's the first thing i did when i got the thing

I've had it for like 3 years now so like

[limber sandal]

walked into a church today, was wondering why all these people are worshipping the ankh card, is it really that good?

[hard plank]

it's like this

[gilded vortex]

use it

maybe sell it

[hard plank]

no

I'm not asking as if i don't want it anymore

I'm asking what i should use it for

[gilded vortex]

Cutting board

[limber sandal]

draw high quality jokers in high res full hd

[hard plank]

i don't draw in hd

[gilded vortex]

Draw in HD but with 1k by 1k blocks of color

[gilded vortex]

Play Minecraft in the tablet

Use the tablet to read books

[gilded vortex]

Mine Jokercoin

[limber sandal]

make more obscure game references

[teal sky]

meoww

[gilded vortex]

Meow

:3

[teal sky]

:3

[hard plank]

does it not already have niche as fuck reference

[limber sandal]

no you need to reference more

[hard plank]

ok this is my mod i will reference what i want to reference

[limber sandal]

let me pull up my steam library and pick a random game

[gilded vortex]

Find more obscure ones

[limber sandal]

balatro

oh shit wait

[hard plank]

I'm not reference random games I've never played

[gilded vortex]

Maybe a Brazilian zine of which only 7 copies exist

[hard plank]

like wtf is that shit

[limber sandal]

nah trust reference tampazanas banana collection

[fair thistle]

what the hell is Balatro

[teal sky]

Little King's Story (22.4.2009) on the Nintendo Wii by Cing Inc

[fair thistle]

a cooking game???

[limber sandal]

what about garry's mod reference

[fair thistle]

ratmilk

[limber sandal]

no it's this weird card game i have

[torn urchin]

Play Balatro on it

[fair thistle]

aikoyori said what THEY want not what YOU want

[limber sandal]

it's like solitaire kinda

[hard plank]

i don't play that much gmod

[limber sandal]

reference balatro

[limber sandal]

damn...

[fair thistle]

back off pls <3

[grand geode]

like mfkaa

[gilded vortex]

Make a Joker about Allejo from International Superstar Soccer

[limber sandal]

i'm just throwing ideas why we hating...

yall ever play dbh

[hard plank]

i thought jen jumped ship away from balala already

[gilded vortex]

Do you know about Super 8 from Portal 2?

[hard plank]

yes but i don't care about it

[gilded vortex]

I learned about it yesterday

[torn urchin]

They tell me to stop, but when I continue they hate me

Wtf?

[fair thistle]

at least get away from me dawg I'm watching sonic 06 rn

[torn urchin]

What is this

[fair thistle]

it ate my reply

[teal sky]

Dragon Ball Heroes?

[limber sandal]

this mod sucks because it doesn't have an ape war reference

[fair thistle]

yeah crazy right

[limber sandal]

[zenith loom]

ew ai art

[torn urchin]

Agreed

[hard plank]

riley

hello

[fair thistle]

i keep yapping about random crap and they don't like it?!

[wanton rapids]

wtf is apewar

[zenith loom]

hi aiko

[gilded vortex]

Hello riley

Hello nm

[zenith loom]

hiya

[wanton rapids]

hi riley hi victin

[limber sandal]

99 cent slop

[hard plank]

you should try Parkour Master™'s Final Parkour

[zenith loom]

how do yall do

[fair thistle]

hi fluff

[hard plank]

also i added button to reset your jump height

[limber sandal]

monkey drive tank and kill monkey

[gilded vortex]

I’m doing ok what about you

[zenith loom]

oh ill hop on for a bit

[fair thistle]

you should be able to jump in Balatro and it just shakes the screen upward

[wanton rapids]

my $3 slop is better

[gilded vortex]

Is this part of the Parkour Society Cinematic Universe

[gilded vortex]

Thrice the price

Inflation

[grand geode]

civilization

[hard plank]

i should add Parkour Master™ as Legendary in my Shenanigans mod

[fair thistle]

jump to reach the top shelf and find the secret Cookie Joker in the shop, rare chance to appear on the offscreen shelf

[zenith loom]

been spending the last half hour untangling my hair by hand because brush hurts too much

[gilded vortex]

What’s that

[limber sandal]

that's it, i'm whipping out the 180 dollar slop

[wanton rapids]

so real?

[gilded vortex]

Ouch

[teal sky]

What does that strange word mean
I should look it up on google to find out what it means

[gilded vortex]

Good luck

[zenith loom]

I love and hate having long hair

[hard plank]

character i came up in 2013

[hard plank]

THIS

[limber sandal]

yall ever spored it up so hard you killed the entire planet

[zenith loom]

if only i wasnt severely gender dysphoric so i can just have short hair

[gilded vortex]

What’s their lore

[teal sky]

Actually so incredibly real

[hard plank]

the creator of parkours

[gilded vortex]

I have long hair too

[grand geode]

pleasr give me long hair

[gilded vortex]

Maybe I should take better care of it

[fair thistle]

They jumped for the beef...

[zenith loom]

my hair is a fucking nightmare

[gilded vortex]

John Parkour?

[fair thistle]

/j

[hard plank]

basically

[zenith loom]

i have incredibly thick hair

my hair genes are insane

[wanton rapids]

same(?)

[gilded vortex]

Why did they create parkour

[zenith loom]

nobody in my family has ever gone bald

[teal sky]

Same

[limber sandal]

john soacebar

[wanton rapids]

spacewar(?)

[fair thistle]

what are your stats bro

[gilded vortex]

I remember estimating what my hair was but I forgot

[hard plank]

he is the culmination of parkouring for century

basically

[teal sky]

The worst part about long hair is the wind tho
Well dresses have the same problem

[hard plank]

(lore i came up on the spot)

[gilded vortex]

Like JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?

[limber sandal]

lore slop

[hard plank]

i don't watch jojo

[zenith loom]

in parkour civilization

[fair thistle]

Would Parkour Master jump for the beef? (I couldn't watch parkour civilization for more than 3 minutes so that's the only joke I have)

[teal sky]

Yet

[zenith loom]

i used to be so obsessed with parkour civilization icl

[hard plank]

look i have to somehow retrofit this into Aikoyori cinematic universe

[limber sandal]

that was peak trust

[gilded vortex]

I don’t usually have problems with my long hair but I also don’t take good care of it v_v

[wanton rapids]

where does morefluff fit into the aikoyori cinematic universe

[zenith loom]

i remember being on a VC with my friend dissecting all of parkour civilization and taking notes on it so we can theory craft

[fair thistle]

Peak

That's where

[teal sky]

I just use 2 in 1 on my hair and hope it survives

[gilded vortex]

Do Parkour Master and Aikoyori know each other

[fair thistle]

My hair dissolves in water /j

[hard plank]

highschool friends

[limber sandal]

chat we should ask for dialect help from jimbo

[gilded vortex]

I know some people who watched it and gave negative reviews

[limber sandal]

we should practice language skills on jimbo

[torn urchin]

We? Wdym we? Nintendo Wii?

[hard plank]

they make for good teammates in terms of faking it until you make it

[torn urchin]

Sorry that audio is stuck in my head

[limber sandal]

we yes we

[grand geode]

faking it

like

[hard plank]

jackb

[gilded vortex]

Like “first attempt at social critique that isn’t developed enough/sufficiently deep”

[plush hound]

hey guys

*flatlines

[hard plank]

MYST NOT AGAIN

[torn urchin]

Wassup

Oh nvm

[fair thistle]

FUCK he died early

[torn urchin]

Bye Nxkoo

[fair thistle]

I was gonna tell him he wouldn't die today

[wanton rapids]

well that is correct

[torn urchin]

Lying today are we

[hard plank]

also he talks like he's the mastermind but in reality his name is Zachary

[zenith loom]

i don't think every story needs to be deep, though i do enjoy deep stories significantly more

[gilded vortex]

*revives Nxkoo as an undead*

[fair thistle]

yeaaa :3

[zenith loom]

parkciv was just fun to me

[gilded vortex]

Did you watch it

[wanton rapids]

regrettably yes

[torn urchin]

You guys jumping for the beef or the chicken

[fair thistle]

ok no disrespect fr but like ISTG the moment someone replies to someone else's asterisk with an asterisk it's either sigh/giggle or this little sister game of tag sh

[sleek granite]

balatro story mode....

[fallow bramble]

Im jumping in the void

[limber sandal]

guys is there an emoji in this server that can represent unrivaled anger and hate

[hard plank]

sdm

the parkour

[fallow bramble]

Aiko

[gilded vortex]

Is necromancy is not only morally correct but a moral obligation? 🤔

[fallow bramble]

What about it

[hard plank]

the parkour master™ is not happy about the fact that you escaped

[gilded vortex]

Game of tag?

[torn urchin]

Uh oh

[fallow bramble]

Im just skilled

[fair thistle]

depends. would I want to come back from the dead with a partially destroyed body?

[zenith loom]

i need to make more crossmod

[torn urchin]

Maybe I should've jumped for the chicken

[hard plank]

hiiii

[zenith loom]

hihihi

[fair thistle]

yknow when they're like. "Uhm actually I'm invisible and you can't tag me"

[whole nova]

long hair is evil

that sent late

[fallow bramble]

Do you think you could make an hardcore mode so I can do it w no checkpoints aiko

[hard plank]

don't forget your for loop exam next week

[torn urchin]

Well this video is sponsored by aikoyori

[zenith loom]

😭

[hard plank]

I'll see what i can do

[umbral pilot]

my partner always says that she wants long hair but ends up shaving it off haha

[gilded vortex]

Being alive tends to be seen as better than not alive, otherwise doctors wouldn’t try to keep people alive despite maladies

[torn urchin]

I don't get paid

[hard plank]

I'm at KFC right now

[fallow bramble]

Wtf...

[umbral pilot]

oh you're in the states?

sorry

[fair thistle]

ok but like

[whole nova]

i have like short to medium length hair but it's somewhat curly so i die every time

[zenith loom]

aiko are you aware that tsunagite is like exotic level power

[fair thistle]

undead as in just alive again

or undead as in like your skin is torn your bones are half broken

[hard plank]

on absurd?

[fair thistle]

like zombie undead or just not dead anymore undead

[torn urchin]

Why are we talking about necromancy

[hard plank]

probably

[gilded vortex]

Meth’s partner:

[zenith loom]

whatever the highest setting is

[hard plank]

i think yeah

[fair thistle]

Some people probably wouldnt want to be a walking corpse with a partially GENUINELY rotted brain

[hard plank]

it's

too good

[zenith loom]

also the sprite is so pretty

[hard plank]

i try my hardest okay

[zenith loom]

im sure its probably a reference to something but

i wouldnt know

[hard plank]

look up 系ぎて

[gilded vortex]

But some people would

[limber sandal]

any follow up on this?

[zenith loom]

ohhh

[hard plank]

[zenith loom]

i see

[torn urchin]

[zenith loom]

i need to make more legendaries

[gilded vortex]

😡?

[limber sandal]

balatro emoji